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We all know the rules of a situationship: no strings attached, and whoever catches feelings first loses. "Summer Situationship" perfectly captures the anxiety of unread texts, mixed signals, and undeniable chemistry. Grab your snacks and binge the most relatable Gen-Z romance of the year. Will they survive the summer?
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:49I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:52Do it yourself.
00:00:54That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:59You're paid to serve me.
00:01:01Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:08Can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:12I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:14Right, Emmett?
00:01:16Yeah.
00:01:16She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:25Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:29at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:35Am I dreaming?
00:01:37No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:43What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Noah?
00:01:49What the hell's going on?
00:01:50Uh, Jules came in here to work
00:01:53and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:55and she grabbed me
00:01:56and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:58she just, she just fell.
00:02:00Destiny?
00:02:01Hmm?
00:02:02Is that what happened?
00:02:03That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:05Shut the fuck up
00:02:06or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:08from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:11Why do you even care?
00:02:13She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:15and I had to jump in
00:02:16and save your reputation
00:02:19before things got out of hand.
00:02:23Mia?
00:02:24Hmm?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26What?
00:02:27Give me your phone.
00:02:28No.
00:02:28It's right here.
00:02:29I got you.
00:02:33I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:35Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:39If I see anybody
00:02:40with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:41they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:43No.
00:02:44Open it.
00:02:50What are you doing here?
00:02:52What are you losing your mind?
00:02:53This is my house, Jules.
00:02:56Whoa.
00:02:58Oh.
00:02:59Uh.
00:03:01Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:05Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:06All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:08Dude, we can't.
00:03:09Yes, we can.
00:03:10No, we can't.
00:03:11This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:12Why would we do that
00:03:13when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:16Wake up, slut.
00:03:17Show's over.
00:03:18Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:19then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:20Fine by me.
00:03:21I'll be by the pool.
00:03:22Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:26Emmett!
00:03:29I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:31but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:34You have to save her.
00:03:38Jules?
00:03:39Jules!
00:03:39Come on!
00:03:41Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:42What do I do?
00:03:43Mouth to mouth.
00:03:44Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:51You okay?
00:03:54Thank God.
00:03:56All right, um, let's get you up.
00:03:59I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:02but I need to get back to work.
00:04:03Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:06I'm fine.
00:04:07Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:08You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:10of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:13What, are you a stripper?
00:04:15I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:17You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:19you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:21and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:23And now you come to my summer house
00:04:26with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:28and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:32What are you trying to do?
00:04:34Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:35Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:36You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:38I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:40and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:44You know what I think?
00:04:46I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:51Why would I want you back
00:04:52after everything you've done to me?
00:04:54Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:04:56and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:57And you know what?
00:04:58I didn't do anything to you.
00:04:59So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:03You still want me.
00:05:05Is he coming on to me?
00:05:09In your dreams.
00:05:12Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:14We've been over this a million times.
00:05:16I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:17Yes, you did.
00:05:18And when you did,
00:05:19you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:21and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:23Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:26Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:29and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:31And you let her.
00:05:32Did someone say my name?
00:05:38You two are hooking up?
00:05:40We're not hooking up.
00:05:42Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:47We're not hooking up.
00:05:49Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:52Be so fucking for real.
00:05:55Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:05:58It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:01Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:04How convenient.
00:06:06Let the girls talk.
00:06:14After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:17I knew I couldn't be friends
00:06:18with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:24Hey, Noah.
00:06:25Congrats on your downgrade.
00:06:28You think I'm the downgrade?
00:06:31Oh, you're just a washed-up little wannabe.
00:06:35So is that why you want to be me so bad?
00:06:39Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:45And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:49Especially Noah.
00:06:55Noah, did you see that?
00:06:58She shoved me.
00:06:59Oh my God.
00:07:00Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:02I'm always honest.
00:07:05You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:11Thanks, Noe.
00:07:14Fire her.
00:07:27Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:31I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:07:32if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:35Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:38And this is my rental too.
00:07:41So what I say goes.
00:07:52Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:07:55So you should probably go.
00:07:59I wish things could be different,
00:08:01but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:04Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:11Jules.
00:08:14Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:18since your dad died last summer.
00:08:23I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:26It's what you would have made
00:08:27if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:29I don't want your pity check.
00:08:32My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:35This is too humiliating.
00:08:36I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:51What are you doing home?
00:08:52I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:55No, no.
00:08:57That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:59Jules, when your father died,
00:09:00he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:03I know, but I was working for Mia
00:09:05and she fired me.
00:09:07Mia?
00:09:08Her father owns the hospital
00:09:10that put us into this debt.
00:09:11But her father said that
00:09:13if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:15he would forgive our debt.
00:09:17Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:09:19we will lose everything.
00:09:21Everything.
00:09:27I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:09:29my little knowy.
00:09:32Please don't call me that.
00:09:35You're really proving yourself
00:09:36to be marriage material.
00:09:38I'm going to call daddy
00:09:39and have him send you some money
00:09:40so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:42Mia?
00:09:44Slow down, okay?
00:09:45We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:49What?
00:09:49You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:53I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:55Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:09:57Why not?
00:09:59That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:02I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:06What are you still doing here?
00:10:08You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:10Tell me this.
00:10:11Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:14Or do you just not get it?
00:10:15Nobody wants you here.
00:10:17I can't back down.
00:10:19Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:22I'm not talking to you.
00:10:24I'm talking to you.
00:10:26I need this job.
00:10:28I need you to choose me.
00:10:30After everything that happened between us,
00:10:32I shouldn't want her.
00:10:34But I do.
00:10:37What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:40What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:43I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:47No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:51Tell her, Noah.
00:10:53Prove it.
00:10:57I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:00And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:03Okay.
00:11:05Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:08And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:12Mia.
00:11:14I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:16Alone.
00:11:18Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:26She really has you by the balls.
00:11:29Don't insult me.
00:11:31Or what?
00:11:33You'll spank me.
00:11:35You can leave now.
00:11:37Hey.
00:11:40You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:47You're right.
00:11:49Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:53You're fired.
00:11:56You're right.
00:11:59Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:02You're fired.
00:12:09You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:12Yeah, I know.
00:12:13It's part of my charm.
00:12:14Hey, where are you going?
00:12:15Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:17Jules!
00:12:19You can't just leave.
00:12:21You fired me.
00:12:23I can do whatever I want.
00:12:35Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:39Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:12:48Tell Noah about this and I will fucking kill you.
00:12:52Tell me what?
00:12:56Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:12:58Don't be prude.
00:12:59It's just a handjob.
00:13:01You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:05Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:09Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:24What are you doing?
00:13:35What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:38What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:42You want your job back?
00:13:44Fuck me.
00:13:48Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:52Play along.
00:13:53Why would I do that?
00:13:54You want your job back?
00:13:56You've got to earn it.
00:13:58Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:04Okay, fine.
00:14:05Go ahead.
00:14:10You're crazy.
00:14:12I'm committed.
00:14:16Yeah, baby.
00:14:17Give it to me.
00:14:20You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:22I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:29Noah, come out right now.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:35Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:41Show me what you got.
00:14:46Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:47Hand me your shirt.
00:14:48Now, now, now.
00:15:03Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08Thanks for warming him up for me in the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:13You can't stay here.
00:15:15You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:16Take it up with Noah.
00:15:19This isn't over.
00:15:21If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:28I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:37Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:40You know what?
00:15:40I should thank you.
00:15:41Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:44Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:47Oh, wait.
00:15:48I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:52You know what?
00:15:53Let's make a bet.
00:15:54Yeah, me and you.
00:15:55Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:06Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:09Internship will be yours.
00:16:11Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
00:16:15house.
00:16:16You're on.
00:16:24We need to talk.
00:16:29Emmett, get out.
00:16:35Did I get my job back?
00:16:37Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:40To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:46What do you mean?
00:16:48I mean, play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer, just like you played along when you
00:16:53were pretending to have sex with me.
00:16:57Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:17:00Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:17:02Well, I changed my mind.
00:17:04Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:08Done.
00:17:10Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:18Give me that.
00:17:19Not yet.
00:17:26Give me that.
00:17:27Not yet.
00:17:28I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:32But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:36This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:42I'll do it.
00:17:45Great.
00:17:50Let's seal the deal.
00:17:56Let's shake on it.
00:18:05Alright.
00:18:07Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:10Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:18Rule number one.
00:18:20No boners.
00:18:22You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:25You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:29Just one.
00:18:32No feelings.
00:18:33I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:37You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:44Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:48Yeah, I do.
00:18:50I have one.
00:18:53No one touches you with me.
00:18:58You don't own me.
00:19:00Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:02While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:07So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:11Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:13Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:15Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:19Let the show begin.
00:19:25Ew.
00:19:26Not having dinner with her.
00:19:28There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:30You kicked me out.
00:19:32Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:37Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:41At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:46Mia.
00:19:48Do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:19:52This is my house.
00:19:54And Jules is my...
00:19:59I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:01I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:05Hey, Mom.
00:20:08Jason!
00:20:09Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:13Dinner...
00:20:15is served.
00:20:19Let fucking go!
00:20:23Yay!
00:20:31Oops.
00:20:32I spilled.
00:20:35Emmett?
00:20:36You want to help?
00:20:38Yeah?
00:20:48Look at Jules's squirm.
00:20:51Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:21:00Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:08Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:25I'm in mode again.
00:21:26I'm in beast mode.
00:21:28I'm on go.
00:21:28Got to troll again.
00:21:29Where I been?
00:21:30That shit never know.
00:21:31Trophy's rolling in.
00:21:32Look at skull.
00:21:33Losers gotta go.
00:21:34I'm on 10 again.
00:21:35I can't stop.
00:21:36No, I cannot go.
00:21:38Oops.
00:21:39I spilled a little.
00:21:42Jules.
00:21:44I'm still thirsty.
00:21:54Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:57I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:19Don't run away from me.
00:22:24Why did you kiss me out there?
00:22:27It was an act, Jules.
00:22:29And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:22:33You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:36Yeah, I know.
00:22:38Now you're gonna strip from us?
00:22:40You're shivering.
00:22:43Come here.
00:22:56Bed's yours tonight.
00:22:58I'll take the couch.
00:23:21What are you doing here?
00:23:22And where is Noah?
00:23:29Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:32Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:34Whatever.
00:23:36I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:40Mia's your best friend.
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:42She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:44People contain multitudes.
00:23:47Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:48She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:52And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:56And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:23:59If you know what I mean.
00:24:02Yes!
00:24:10Like what you see?
00:24:16Nothing I haven't seen before?
00:24:37What are you doing here?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:42Remember.
00:24:44No boner.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:53Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:56I got some friends coming over.
00:24:58Meet me at the pool.
00:25:11What's with this guy?
00:25:13One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:15Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:23Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:31What are you doing here?
00:25:34Ignore her.
00:25:35It will only make her crazier.
00:25:40I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:43Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:48Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:50You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:54You're right.
00:25:55It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:02Everyone.
00:26:04I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:07Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:14Mia, would you relax?
00:26:15We're not taking a vote.
00:26:16We're not on Survivor.
00:26:17Alright?
00:26:20What's Survivor?
00:26:21A show for old people.
00:26:22Ew!
00:26:23It's so boring.
00:26:25I'm kidding.
00:26:27Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:31What game is she trying to play?
00:26:34Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:39Wow.
00:26:41Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:26:43That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:26:46Oh, honey.
00:26:47You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:26:53It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:26:59What are you talking about?
00:27:01I never said anything about it.
00:27:04Herf's right here.
00:27:07And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:11Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:16I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:21I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:27Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:30Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:35They can?
00:27:37I never said that.
00:27:39Mia did.
00:27:40She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:43Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:48Hey!
00:27:49I paid good money for these.
00:27:51Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:53Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:27:55Really?
00:27:56Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:27:59She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:02Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:08Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:10You said that about me?
00:28:13I can explain.
00:28:14Save your breath.
00:28:27Mitch!
00:28:29Don't touch me!
00:28:30Get off of me!
00:28:31I'm f***ing!
00:28:32Ah!
00:28:37Ah!
00:28:38Don't touch me!
00:28:39Don't touch me!
00:28:41Oh, you're so hot!
00:28:45Say that again with your shirt off!
00:28:46Yeah, yeah!
00:28:51Mom!
00:28:54Mom!
00:28:59Mom!
00:28:59Mom!
00:29:09Yo!
00:29:11Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:15No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:17Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:21She'll come crawling back.
00:29:24Speak of the devil.
00:29:31You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:32Dude!
00:29:34Look!
00:29:34You hooked up with Jules!
00:29:36I don't know what's going on!
00:29:37What do you mean, dude?
00:29:38It's pretty f***ing clear!
00:29:39You hooked up!
00:29:42Fuck!
00:29:43Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:45Emmett!
00:29:46Stop!
00:29:47Fuck you, dude!
00:29:47Stop!
00:29:52Did you post this?
00:30:03Did you post this?
00:30:10I-I-I don't know-
00:30:11Jules!
00:30:11Why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:14What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:19How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:30:21Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex!
00:30:27You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you!
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus!
00:30:33Whoa!
00:30:34You don't mean that!
00:30:35Lose my number!
00:30:37I never want to see you again!
00:30:39Fine!
00:30:40Feelings mutual!
00:30:45Great!
00:30:46You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year!
00:30:52Mia, thank god you're here!
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore!
00:30:59You're a skank!
00:31:01So get out and don't come back!
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:18Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:32Saved me?
00:31:46That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And, now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:57Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:59Go on, Jules!
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:02Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:09Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:18One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:27Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:29I can explain everything!
00:32:31Good!
00:32:31Explain!
00:32:32Now!
00:32:39You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:42Takes one to know one.
00:32:44Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:54You're right.
00:32:55You're right.
00:32:56We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:33:00Trust me.
00:33:02We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:05I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:19You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:33:22That way everyone can see it.
00:33:23But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:35OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:39I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:42How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:46You don't know him like I do.
00:33:48If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:51Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:53I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:55Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:59He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:34:03But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:06More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:09The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:14Except for the one about you.
00:34:16I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:18That's true.
00:34:23Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:36Is that true?
00:34:40It's true.
00:34:41I liked you.
00:34:44Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:46I mean, really.
00:34:49Alright.
00:34:50I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:52So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:54Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:35:01I guess you can't.
00:35:03There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:12I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:14But when I really think about it,
00:35:16I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:18I really did.
00:35:24I give those two until the end of today?
00:35:26To what, Bone?
00:35:29They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:31It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:34I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:40Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:47The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:49You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:51When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows it to you.
00:35:57Mm-hmm.
00:35:58Mm-hmm.
00:36:22She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:24My turn.
00:36:35Mm-hmm.
00:36:36No smoke.
00:36:37Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:43Rude.
00:37:02Keep the circle moving.
00:37:05If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:15Get off of me.
00:37:17Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:19What's a little pack?
00:37:22Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:24Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:32Hey, Jules!
00:37:33Jules!
00:37:34You're a pig!
00:37:35Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:37He's lying.
00:37:38I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:40But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:44You have feelings for me?
00:37:50I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:52But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:54You have feelings for me?
00:37:56Yes, Jules.
00:37:57I have feelings for you.
00:37:58You do?
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:01I have all the feelings.
00:38:03Confusion.
00:38:03Frustration.
00:38:04Blind rage.
00:38:06Rude.
00:38:06Yeah, but you know what?
00:38:07Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:11Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:14I broke your trust.
00:38:15And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:21What do you mean?
00:38:22I mean I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:24And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:28Do you want to get back together?
00:38:32You said no feelings.
00:38:34Yeah, you're right.
00:38:38So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:40Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:42Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:44Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:53Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:56Ew.
00:38:57Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:59Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:39:01I didn't know she was poor.
00:39:05Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:39:09And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:13money to.
00:39:14Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:18Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:20Hmm?
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:21Yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:22You should go do that right now.
00:39:23Yes!
00:39:30It's not that easy.
00:39:32Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:34I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:35Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:40What do you mean?
00:39:43I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:47Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:50She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:52I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:57I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:58Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:40:02We can talk later.
00:40:04I promise.
00:40:16The girls go shopping.
00:40:17Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:22Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:24I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:30Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:34It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:40:36Like me.
00:40:37The internship is mine.
00:40:39Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:42Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:53If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:56Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:41:00Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:41:03I'm gonna go try this on!
00:41:12You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:15Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:17No you didn't!
00:41:18That's impossible!
00:41:19It doesn't fit!
00:41:20Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:24I'm shopping.
00:41:26Do you not remember me?
00:41:28I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:30Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:32She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:35But what Mia says goes.
00:41:37So your money's no good here.
00:41:40You know what?
00:41:41You're right!
00:41:42I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:47That's it!
00:41:48You're out!
00:41:50Oh, Mr. Allen!
00:41:51Excuse me.
00:41:52I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:54Trash?
00:41:56That's my girlfriend.
00:41:56Oh.
00:42:02Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:42:06See this car?
00:42:09Has no spending limit.
00:42:11My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:14And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:17No way, this is mine!
00:42:18Are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:20No.
00:42:21Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:23Great.
00:42:23Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:39What do you think?
00:42:44Noah?
00:42:46Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:50Of course.
00:42:57You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:43:00Is it too expensive?
00:43:02No.
00:43:04It breaks our no boner rule.
00:43:13Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:23Thank you, Noah.
00:43:26You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:30Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:37Put the dress on my card.
00:43:41Excuse me.
00:43:43I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:48I bet she stole it.
00:43:50I would never.
00:43:51Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:55Fine.
00:43:57Whatever, Mia.
00:44:11See?
00:44:12Told ya.
00:44:18I don't know how they're called there.
00:44:21Well, she stole it.
00:44:23And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:29Call the police.
00:44:30Don't call the police.
00:44:32This is all my fault.
00:44:34No, it's not.
00:44:35Yes, it is.
00:44:37I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:41But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:44You can't do this.
00:44:45It's a waste of money.
00:44:47Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:50It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:52And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:55Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:56Please and thank you.
00:45:05You're ready.
00:45:06You're ready.
00:45:07You're ready.
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:10There he is.
00:45:12Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:15Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:17Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:45:26Watch your mouth.
00:45:28Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:31Okay, dude.
00:45:32Jules was mine first.
00:45:33I dumped her, okay?
00:45:35It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:38Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:42Okay, all right.
00:45:44Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:46Yeah?
00:45:47I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship, and never come back
00:45:52to the summer house.
00:45:54Fine.
00:45:54And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:45:58the summer, okay?
00:45:59I don't even want you looking at her.
00:46:01Deal.
00:46:07You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:46:10Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:19Eat shit.
00:46:20Hey.
00:46:23Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:26Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:28Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight, unless it's with me.
00:46:40Hey.
00:46:46Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:48Uh, I don't know.
00:46:49Jules.
00:46:51You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:53About what?
00:46:55The music in here?
00:46:56Because I think it sucks.
00:46:59Jules.
00:47:00Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:47:02For real.
00:47:04No contracts and no money.
00:47:05I mean it.
00:47:08I need Jules to come with me.
00:47:10Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:47:12Like I care.
00:47:13I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:17I'm sorry.
00:47:19We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:21Have fun.
00:47:23Here.
00:47:24Put this on.
00:47:26I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:59You're crazy.
00:48:00Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:08You're on.
00:48:15Follow me.
00:48:20Let the show begin.
00:48:32You think you're hot shit?
00:48:34Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:48:37Let everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:48:41Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:47The rules are simple.
00:48:50Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:55And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:59Woo!
00:48:59Woo!
00:49:20I'm back, girl, I got the weight of the water, I'm waiting for the water
00:49:29To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:33Now what you're waiting on me, anticipate
00:49:36Take your mind to come back, I'm back, girl
00:49:39I got the weight of the water, I'm waiting for the water
00:49:42To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:49:45Now what you're waiting on me, anticipate
00:49:49Keep your mind to come back, when I'm waiting for the water
00:49:54Oh
00:49:58Top that.
00:50:13Top that.
00:50:29You're the most beautiful girl here, show them all.
00:51:02Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Ladykiller special now.
00:51:09Yeah, I got you.
00:51:14Visit that.
00:51:16And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:51:28Mia!
00:51:34As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:51:39I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
00:51:48Jewels, wait.
00:51:53You look upset.
00:51:56What are you, my therapist?
00:51:59Fuck off.
00:52:00No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:05Jewels, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:52:13What is that?
00:52:14Oh, you got time?
00:52:16Come on, Jewels.
00:52:17You want to have some fun?
00:52:22No, thanks.
00:52:24Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:52:28Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:52:32Better play along.
00:52:43Bottoms up.
00:52:46Cheers.
00:52:48All right.
00:52:50Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:53I'm going to go change.
00:52:58Desti.
00:52:59Have you seen Jewels?
00:53:00I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:03Emmett was with her.
00:53:06That little shit.
00:53:14Don't move.
00:53:20What do you think you're doing?
00:53:22Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:53:25Both know you want this.
00:53:27Be gentle.
00:53:28Just like our first time, remember?
00:53:30Back off.
00:53:32Just relax, baby.
00:53:34Let that e-kick in.
00:53:35You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:53:38Oh.
00:53:39I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:53:41Let go of me.
00:53:42This is just going to take a minute.
00:53:48Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:53:51Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:53:53Jewels?
00:53:55Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:56Noah, help me.
00:54:02Noah, help me.
00:54:05Emmett, get off of her.
00:54:08You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:54:11What's the big deal now, huh?
00:54:16Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:54:18What are you doing?
00:54:19She wants me so bad, dude.
00:54:21Even if she won't say so.
00:54:28Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:54:30I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:54:35Wait, stop!
00:54:43This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:01You look like shit.
00:55:04Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:55:06Yes, all I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:55:09Hey!
00:55:11Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:55:18Leah, stop.
00:55:21This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:55:25Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:55:27Be so fucking for real.
00:55:28Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:55:31You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:55:36And you know what?
00:55:38He's coming back to the house with me.
00:55:40Tonight.
00:55:42Mia, sit down.
00:55:44Emmett.
00:55:45If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:55:49Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:55:51Let's go.
00:55:56I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:07Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:11Ow.
00:56:12You're hurt.
00:56:13Let me help you.
00:56:22I'm a big girl.
00:56:24I can handle myself.
00:56:39I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:56:42I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:56:44Really?
00:56:45I didn't take them.
00:56:47You didn't take the pills?
00:56:54You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:57It's twice as fun.
00:56:59And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:09What are you trying to give me?
00:57:11What are you trying to give me?
00:57:15Rocky road.
00:57:18Ow.
00:57:19Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:57:20This is how you repay me?
00:57:22How are you capable of being an asshole, even when you're trying to be nice.
00:57:27I'm not an asshole.
00:57:29No.
00:57:30You're the king of assholes.
00:57:33You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:57:38but whatever.
00:57:44I got to show you something.
00:57:55I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:03And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:58:10It worked.
00:58:24I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:58:27Stop waiting.
00:58:28Mom.
00:58:30I need you.
00:58:32Now.
00:58:39What if somebody sees?
00:58:41Everybody's at the club.
00:58:44I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:02Oh, yeah.
00:59:11Oh, yeah.
00:59:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:59:21Hi, this is Alan.
00:59:23It's Mia.
00:59:24Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:59:27He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it.
00:59:32if you were here for it.
00:59:35Okay, bye.
00:59:49Hey, sleepy little.
00:59:52What are you doing up so early?
00:59:54I thought I wore you out last night.
00:59:56I'm ready for another round.
00:59:59Hey, can you knock?
01:00:00Can you put your boner away?
01:00:03Get up!
01:00:04Get up!
01:00:05Get up, get up, get up!
01:00:06Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:00:08It's worse than a fire!
01:00:12Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:00:22You're fucking with me.
01:00:23What's the big deal?
01:00:24Uh, there's the drugs.
01:00:25And the mess.
01:00:26And you.
01:00:26What about me?
01:00:27She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:00:29But, like, in a bad way.
01:00:30Look, my mom knows about the sex tape.
01:00:32And she blames you for the whole thing.
01:00:35I need to get out of here.
01:00:37I'll hide Jules.
01:00:37I'll distract Mom.
01:00:42Yo, Jason.
01:00:43I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:00:44Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:00:52Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:00:53Got it.
01:01:03Get your brother.
01:01:05Now.
01:01:12Mommy!
01:01:13Wait!
01:01:13Noah!
01:01:15Uh.
01:01:19My baby boy!
01:01:21Mom!
01:01:22Hi!
01:01:23Hey!
01:01:23Mom!
01:01:24I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:01:27Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose!
01:01:36Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:01:44None of your business.
01:01:46Okay.
01:01:47Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:01:54I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:01:58What is that slut doing here?
01:02:04You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:02:06Get out of this house.
01:02:08Mom.
01:02:08Noah.
01:02:09A little help.
01:02:10Uh, Mom.
01:02:11Uh.
01:02:12This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:02:18Uh.
01:02:19Yes.
01:02:20It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:02:24Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:02:29Lisa.
01:02:30My second mommy.
01:02:32Mwah.
01:02:32Mwah.
01:02:33We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:02:35Oh, yes, we do.
01:02:39You're marrying Mia now?
01:02:41I have no idea what got into her head.
01:02:43I am so sorry, okay?
01:02:44But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:02:47Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:02:50Please?
01:02:58Please.
01:03:00My head hurts.
01:03:02Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:05I have some in my purse.
01:03:07Oh, thanks.
01:03:13She's prepared.
01:03:23Water.
01:03:24Water.
01:03:24Water.
01:03:24I need water.
01:03:27Jules.
01:03:29What did you give my mom?
01:03:31Aspirin.
01:03:32Aspirin?
01:03:33Woo!
01:03:34It's so hot in here.
01:03:37Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:03:42Oh, no.
01:03:44Woo!
01:03:45Hey, I have an idea.
01:03:46Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:03:49I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:03:52Wow!
01:03:53Oh, that's enough.
01:03:53I've got to talk to you.
01:03:55Let's go.
01:03:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:03:59Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:04:02No way.
01:04:02You gave her those?
01:04:04I didn't give them.
01:04:05She found them.
01:04:06Should we call an ambulance?
01:04:07Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:04:10She hates you already.
01:04:11What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:04:15Where did she go?
01:04:31Mom, get out of the pool.
01:04:33No way!
01:04:34It feels so good.
01:04:38Oh, wait, no.
01:04:41Ow!
01:04:42I'm drowning!
01:04:45Mia!
01:04:46Save me!
01:04:47Oh, absolutely not.
01:04:49I'm not going in there.
01:04:51Help!
01:04:53Help!
01:04:58Help!
01:05:09Ah!
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:11Ah!
01:05:11Ah!
01:05:12Ah!
01:05:12Ah!
01:05:12Ah!
01:05:12Ah!
01:05:13Ah!
01:05:15Ah!
01:05:15Ah!
01:05:17Ah!
01:05:17Ah!
01:05:21Here.
01:05:22I brought you some tea.
01:05:28I was wrong about you.
01:05:31I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:05:42Thank you for taking care of her.
01:05:46I hope I was a good maid.
01:05:48Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:05:50Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:05:54You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:00I still got to pay to hang out with me.
01:06:04No feelings, remember?
01:06:12I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:06:16I'll tear it up right now.
01:06:18I mean it.
01:06:22I need that money more than I want you.
01:06:26When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:06:31If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:06:36So it was really always just about the money.
01:06:39Really?
01:06:40When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:06:43But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:06:55Come with me.
01:07:01I want to give you the money.
01:07:03I want to give you the money.
01:07:04Not as your boss.
01:07:06As your boyfriend.
01:07:08Because I want to give you everything.
01:07:12I don't know what to say.
01:07:17Just let me take care of you.
01:07:24And tell me that you love me.
01:07:46I don't think I can say it.
01:07:51Well, let me take care of you.
01:07:53It's the least you can do.
01:07:57Fine.
01:07:59You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:02And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:05I know you do.
01:08:10Good morning, everyone.
01:08:12Oh, my God.
01:08:13Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:15Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:20I was just leaving.
01:08:21You're not leaving, Jules.
01:08:23We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:08:29After your little sex video was released,
01:08:32at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:08:37But after you saved me,
01:08:40all I can say is,
01:08:43welcome to the family.
01:08:48Wait.
01:08:49You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:08:52That was before you left me to drown.
01:08:56I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:01I'm off to see my son's life forever.
01:09:02Adios.
01:09:04Bye, Mom.
01:09:09I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:12Good luck with that.
01:09:14I don't need luck.
01:09:16I have a really big brain.
01:09:24There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:27There must be something incriminating in here.
01:09:31What is this?
01:09:34Hmm.
01:09:39Ugh.
01:09:40Ew.
01:09:41What died in here?
01:09:42My manhood.
01:09:45Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:09:47Really?
01:09:51I don't like to read.
01:09:53It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:09:55They're faking their entire relationship
01:09:58so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:10:01That's cheating.
01:10:03Oh, great.
01:10:04You finally figured it out.
01:10:05Good boy.
01:10:07I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:16I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:18I know, I know, but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:10:27What up, lovebirds?
01:10:30Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:10:32You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:10:38Who are you?
01:10:40Oh, I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:10:51Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:10:53What are you doing here?
01:10:55Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:10:59I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:03The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:06I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:11I have enough friends.
01:11:13Thanks.
01:11:16Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:20I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:11:23and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:11:28The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:11:33And I get bored easy.
01:11:37Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:11:44Interview starts now.
01:11:45Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:11:50Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:11:52Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:11:54That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:04That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:06He's a total clown.
01:12:09Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:12:14And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:16But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:19Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:21I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:12:24and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:12:26I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:12:29and have my own career.
01:12:31And then our sex tape got released.
01:12:34And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:12:37The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:12:41Jules, I need this internship.
01:12:43And so do you.
01:12:44Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:12:47I'm sorry.
01:12:51You lied to me.
01:12:53No, I didn't lie to you.
01:12:54I just...
01:12:55I just didn't tell you everything.
01:12:58I'm sorry.
01:13:02Everybody!
01:13:04Let's get the party started!
01:13:06Woo!
01:13:07It's over!
01:13:10Grab your bag.
01:13:14Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:20I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:23There's something special about you.
01:13:26You're so...
01:13:27beautiful.
01:13:29Thanks.
01:13:30But I'm taken.
01:13:32I'm not trying to marry you.
01:13:35Noah.
01:13:36Tell me.
01:13:38Who snatched this hottie up?
01:13:40That'd be me.
01:13:43You're a lucky man.
01:13:45I know.
01:13:49How long is he gonna be here?
01:13:52I'll protect you.
01:13:54And look at here.
01:13:56The happy little couple.
01:13:58Hmm.
01:13:59From full mates to soul mates.
01:14:06Emmett?
01:14:07Noah and I are talking.
01:14:09Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:12Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:15Yeah.
01:14:16He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:14:18What bet?
01:14:22What bet?
01:14:24I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship
01:14:28pool.
01:14:30That's not true.
01:14:32Yeah, it is.
01:14:33I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:14:38You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:14:44I don't want to hear it.
01:14:46Yeah.
01:14:47I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:14:51Hmm?
01:14:52I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:14:56I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:14:58I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:02Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:08Chicks, dude.
01:15:10I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:15:11I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:15I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:19You're pathetic.
01:15:21Bitch.
01:15:23Whatever, dude.
01:15:27What were you thinking?
01:15:29That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:15:33I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:15:38You're a sexy girl.
01:15:40We could have a lot of fun.
01:15:42I don't have time for that shit.
01:15:44Then make time.
01:15:45There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:15:47The boys share their toys.
01:15:51And I want to play with you.
01:15:53I don't want to be played with you.
01:15:55If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:15:59The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:03Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:06What do I have to do?
01:16:09Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:30What would I have to do?
01:16:38Mia, you know where Jules is?
01:16:40Ugh, you're still caught up on that skank?
01:16:43Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:16:45Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:16:49Get it through your head.
01:16:51I want to be with Jules.
01:16:53Why do you like her so much?
01:16:55I don't like her.
01:16:58I love her.
01:17:02You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:17:05For falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:07You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:09Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:17:11Found your girlfriend.
01:17:25If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:17:28Yes.
01:17:29And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:31We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:17:35My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:38Wait.
01:17:40Now I know where I recognize you.
01:17:42Damn.
01:17:43You were great.
01:17:45Just one kiss.
01:17:47That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:17:58Wasn't that easy?
01:18:00How about another?
01:18:05Get off of her.
01:18:11Get off of her.
01:18:13Let me have my fun.
01:18:14Then you can take your turn.
01:18:15If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:18You wouldn't dare.
01:18:21You little shit.
01:18:23You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:25Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:26Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:18:28than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:32You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:34You want to mess with me?
01:18:35You want to mess with me?
01:18:36Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know
01:18:39that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:18:43You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:18:45Please, don't tell my wife.
01:18:47Get out of my face, old man.
01:18:59How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:02How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:04It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:06Don't lie to me.
01:19:07I saw you kissing back.
01:19:15I should be the one that's mad.
01:19:17You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:20You were getting money out of the deal,
01:19:22so why does it matter?
01:19:24Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:19:26and you want him right now.
01:19:28Tell him you love him.
01:19:30It matters
01:19:31because it makes it clear
01:19:33that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:42You're fired.
01:19:44Get out of my house.
01:20:00You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:06You never belonged with us
01:20:08and now
01:20:09it's your turn to go.
01:20:12I played you
01:20:14and I won.
01:20:15This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:19Oh, honey.
01:20:20This has everything
01:20:21to do with me.
01:20:27I
01:20:27planted the camera in your room
01:20:30and then
01:20:31I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:20:34and then
01:20:35I uploaded it
01:20:37for everyone to see.
01:20:42You thought you were better than me.
01:20:45But I always win.
01:20:48All
01:20:48I fucking do
01:20:50is win.
01:20:55A miserable bitch like you
01:20:58will never win.
01:21:08Mom,
01:21:09I saved the house.
01:21:12It's too late.
01:21:17Oh, God.
01:21:19Maybe we can call the bank
01:21:20and figure something out.
01:21:22Oh, don't.
01:21:22Someone bought it out
01:21:24from under us
01:21:24just this morning.
01:21:26That's what happens
01:21:27when you lose sight
01:21:28of your goal.
01:21:29You lose everything.
01:21:31Oh, God.
01:21:44Can I help you?
01:21:46What are you doing
01:21:47in that uniform?
01:21:49My dad cut me off
01:21:50after I lost an Andrew
01:21:51Lehman internship.
01:21:53I guess he paid a lot
01:21:54of money to give me that job,
01:21:57so...
01:21:58Do you need anything?
01:22:09Here's five bucks.
01:22:11You need it more than I do.
01:22:14Thanks.
01:22:19This money feels dirty.
01:22:21I never want to see
01:22:22take this check again.
01:22:34Miss me?
01:22:39Miss me?
01:22:48Get lost.
01:22:50I deserve that.
01:22:54Look, I wrote us up
01:22:55a new contract, all right?
01:22:57And I think you'll
01:22:57really like it.
01:23:03Is this the deed
01:23:04to my house?
01:23:05Yeah.
01:23:07This morning,
01:23:07I bought it.
01:23:10You bought my house
01:23:11from under us?
01:23:12Look at the name
01:23:13on the title.
01:23:16Oh, my God.
01:23:18You put it under my name.
01:23:21Cheers, Jules.
01:23:22It's all yours.
01:23:25But...
01:23:25I am only giving it to you
01:23:27under one condition.
01:23:29Another condition?
01:23:32What, do you want me
01:23:32to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:35Sleep with your boss?
01:23:36Drug your mom?
01:23:37No.
01:23:40But I would like you
01:23:41to meet me
01:23:41at the summer house
01:23:42tonight.
01:23:49night at 8 p.m.
01:23:52And I want you
01:23:52to wear this.
01:24:06What are you doing here?
01:24:08Noah told me to come.
01:24:10Really?
01:24:11Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:13Noah's throwing me
01:24:14an engagement party.
01:24:18He's proposing to you?
01:24:20When did you two
01:24:21get back together?
01:24:22Well, it's not
01:24:24official yet.
01:24:25But he invited me here
01:24:26to pop the big question
01:24:27in front of everyone.
01:24:28An even idiot like you
01:24:30would know
01:24:30that he's proposing.
01:24:32I guess after spending
01:24:33the entire summer
01:24:34being bored to death
01:24:35by you,
01:24:36Noah decided it was time
01:24:37to be with
01:24:38the best.
01:24:41Mia!
01:24:42Jules!
01:24:43I am so happy
01:24:44that both of you
01:24:45were here.
01:24:45Why did you invite me
01:24:46here?
01:24:47To watch you
01:24:48propose to Mia?
01:24:50Propose?
01:24:51Who said anything
01:24:52about proposing to you?
01:24:53Oh, please.
01:24:54The big question.
01:24:57Yeah, I do have
01:24:57a big question.
01:25:00Mia, why did you
01:25:01plant that sex tape
01:25:02of Jules and I?
01:25:06Uh, how did you
01:25:07know about that?
01:25:08Well, because I
01:25:08made a huge mistake.
01:25:10And when you were
01:25:11leaving the summer
01:25:11house, I heard
01:25:12you're in Jules' fight.
01:25:13You know, the one
01:25:14where you told her
01:25:15that you planted
01:25:15the sex tape in our
01:25:16room.
01:25:17Okay.
01:25:19Fine.
01:25:20Yeah, I planted
01:25:21the camera and I
01:25:22uploaded the video
01:25:23to the internet,
01:25:24but I just wanted
01:25:25to watch your
01:25:25relationship blow up
01:25:26in all your faces.
01:25:28What are you
01:25:28going to do?
01:25:29Arrest me?
01:25:30Actually, that's
01:25:30my job.
01:25:31Oh, hi.
01:25:32Mia Matthews,
01:25:32you're under arrest
01:25:33for revenge porn.
01:25:35What?
01:25:35You're not actually
01:25:36doing this, are you?
01:25:37You're not what
01:25:38they're for.
01:25:39Call my dad!
01:25:40Oh, daddy!
01:25:42Bye, Mia.
01:25:45If you invited me
01:25:46here to watch that,
01:25:48I appreciate it.
01:25:50That's not why I
01:25:51invited you here.
01:25:56Everybody!
01:25:58What is he doing?
01:26:03I have invited you
01:26:04all here so I can
01:26:06share my secrets.
01:26:10And here are my
01:26:11secrets.
01:26:14I scream when I see
01:26:15spiders.
01:26:16I do.
01:26:18And I crashed my car
01:26:19on Santa Monica
01:26:20Boulevard, and I was
01:26:22so scared, I just
01:26:23left it there.
01:26:26And I cannot tell my
01:26:27lefts from my rights.
01:26:27Noah, what are you
01:26:29doing?
01:26:29You look like a crazy
01:26:30person.
01:26:30And I have one more
01:26:31secret.
01:26:34Jules, I am stupidly
01:26:36in love with you.
01:26:41And I want to make it
01:26:42official, Jules.
01:26:43Right here in front of
01:26:44everybody.
01:26:45I want everyone to know
01:26:47what you are to me.
01:26:55Jules, why did you
01:26:56reject me in front of
01:26:57everybody?
01:26:57I didn't.
01:26:58I just don't want
01:26:59everyone to know our
01:27:00business.
01:27:02Jules, do you want to
01:27:02be my girlfriend?
01:27:13Of course I do.
01:27:15Now, let's party.
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