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Wallace and Gromit in A Close Shave (1995 UK VHS)

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00:00You
00:32Oh, my God.
01:17Oh, my God.
01:36Oh, my God.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:05Oh, my God.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:01Oh, my God.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:09Oh, my God.
03:24What do you think?
03:34I think I'll make my own porridge.
03:50Well, I've been...
03:57Have you been peckish during the night?
04:00Oh, my God.
04:04Oh, my God.
04:22What's going on?
04:27Oh, my God.
04:29Do you think we should get the pest control people in?
04:37Hello, Wallace and Gromit's wash-and-go window cleaning service.
04:41May we be of assistance?
04:43Hello. Yes, my windows could do with a jolly good clean.
04:47The wool shop in the high street.
04:50Soon as you can.
04:52On our way, madam.
05:13Come on.
05:37Oh, my God.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:24Neat wall, don't you, lad?
06:29Thank you for coming so quickly.
06:37Oh, dear.
06:38Oh, allow me, please.
06:41Oh, I'm sorry.
06:43Oh, I'll soon have these cleared up.
06:46There's no trouble.
06:49Oh, how embarrassing.
06:50I've seen.
06:51This is Preston, my dog.
06:55All right, pooch.
07:01Won't take a minute.
07:02Oh.
07:04Oh.
07:11Well, I...
07:14What was it you wanted?
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:23I...
07:24Hmm.
07:29Hmm.
07:35Rumsbottom. Wendorlean Rumsbottom.
07:38Oh, charming. I'm Wallace. The windows.
07:45Is this place yours?
07:48Mm. My father left it to me.
07:51Along with his debts and a few other things.
07:57He was an inventor.
07:59Never.
08:00Well, I do a bit of that myself.
08:03Oh, no.
08:05Oh.
08:11I see they still haven't caught those sheep rustlers yet.
08:16Still, you've got plenty of wool, eh?
08:20Your dog's waiting.
08:24Aye, I'd better see to him.
08:26The bouncer's gone from his bungee.
08:32Oh, they're spanking.
08:35You've done a grand job.
08:37Windows are our speciality.
09:07Let's get that kettle on.
09:10Good grief.
09:13What's all this?
09:15Burglars?
09:16Thieves?
09:19Oh, what a mess.
09:27I've never seen anything like it.
09:31Heavens above, Gromit.
09:34Look at this.
09:37The little chap must be really hungry.
09:40Oh, come over here, lad.
09:42No need to be sheepish.
09:46We'll have to get you cleaned up.
09:59There.
10:01Nothing to fret over.
10:03Just a quick shampoo.
10:05We've tested this on Gromit.
10:07Haven't we, lad?
10:14Right.
10:15Right.
10:15Off we go, then.
10:23Oh, heck.
10:44Do something, Cromit.
10:54Oh, it's too late now.
11:00Turn it off, Cromit.
11:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:08Oh, oh dear.
11:20Oh, brilliant, Cromit.
11:23Awesome.
11:23I've seen this.
11:25Oh, a bit tight here and there, huh?
11:28Ah!
11:32Ah!
11:36Oh, looks okay to me.
11:42We'll call him Sean, eh?
11:45Come on, Sean.
12:08Let's go.
12:19Oh, my God.
12:48GROMMET
12:49Gromit!
12:49Er, you know we're doing the clock tomorrow.
12:59Sorry, Gromit!
13:01That was a bit thick.
13:11Back in a tick, Gromit. Won't be long.
13:15I just thought I'd pardon you.
13:18Hmm?
13:19Hmm?
13:22Hmm?
13:26Hmm?
13:27Hmm?
13:55Hmm?
13:59Hmm?
14:02Hmm?
14:05Hmm?
14:08Hmm?
14:08Hmm?
14:09Hmm?
14:10Hmm?
14:13Hmm?
14:24Of all the women I've met...
14:27Hmm?
14:28Hmm?
14:29Hmm?
14:29Hmm?
14:29Hmm?
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14:31Hmm?
14:31Hmm?
14:31Hmm?
14:31Hmm?
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14:31Hmm?
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14:32Hmm?
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14:47Hmm?
14:48Hmm?
14:58Hmm?
14:59Hmm?
14:59Hmm?
14:59Hmm?
15:14Hmm?
15:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, same time next week.
15:32Oh.
15:42Oh.
15:47Oh.
15:50Oh.
15:51Oh.
15:53Oh.
16:03Caught bang to right, you were.
16:07You've really let us down this time, lad.
16:11Hey, give over.
16:16Shoo! Shoo! Go on with you.
16:25I'm sorry about this.
16:27Uh, for what?
16:30Nothing. Just stay away from me, from my shop.
16:36And my silly, silly windows.
16:39Uh, where will I?
16:43Forget me. I'm no good for you.
16:50I'm so sorry about Cromit.
17:16Cromit.
17:23Oh, grommet.
17:27Oh, grommet.
17:56Oh, grommet.
17:58Oh, grommet.
18:00Oh, grommet.
18:12Oh, grommet.
18:16Oh, grommet.
18:21Oh, grommet.
18:34Oh, grommet.
18:50Oh.
18:54Oh, brilliant teamwork, lads.
19:05I suppose you'll have to skip the country now.
19:08A fugitive, eh?
19:10You'll be hunted down like, well, a dog.
19:31When do...
19:55Stop it! Stop it, Preston!
20:00Oh! Oh!
20:02I want no more of this rustling.
20:04Oh! It wasn't so bad when it was just the wool,
20:08but this is evil!
20:11Daddy didn't create you for this.
20:14Ouch! You're supposed to protect me!
20:20Let me out!
20:22You're not going to turn me into dog meat.
20:24Dog meat?
20:27Help!
20:28Don't worry, Wendeline.
20:33I'm on my way!
20:34You see?
20:38We've lost them!
20:45Oh!
20:51Oh!
20:52We're at maximum speed.
20:59She won't go any faster.
21:01Don't go any faster!
21:06Oh!
21:09Oh!
21:10Oh!
21:11Oh!
21:12Oh!
21:19Oh!
21:21Oh!
21:22Oh!
21:23Oh!
21:41Wallace, help me!
21:44Don't worry, Wendelline.
21:47Everything's under control.
21:56Be careful, Sean.
22:00Hey, steady on.
22:03Single file.
22:05Oh, God.
22:08Single file, I say.
22:16Oh, get yourselves organized down there.
22:55Watch out, lads.
23:01Oh, no!
23:03No!
23:03No!
23:07Oh, no!
23:21Oh, my God.
23:47Where did you get that from?
23:50That's my machine. I've got patent pending on that.
23:55Whoa!
24:10Help! Oh, it's Sean!
24:13Help!
24:13Where's Gromit?
24:19Sean! Do something!
24:22Help!
24:23Let's go!
24:26Oh, my God.
24:55That's a boy, grommie.
25:42Well done, grommet.
25:44Saddle, teach him.
25:59He's malfunctioning.
26:01Mal-what?
26:02Malfunctioning.
26:04Preston is a cyber-dog.
26:06A cyber-what?
26:07A robot.
26:12Daddy created him for good, but he's turned out evil.
26:23Oh, my God.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:54It's a sheep-mincing thing.
26:57Now, that's clever.
27:01Oh, my God.
27:23Do something, Wallace.
27:26Do something, Wallace.
27:28Aaaaaah!
27:35Hey!
27:38Hey!
27:38Hey!
27:39Well...
27:41No!
27:45Oh!
27:46Oh!
27:50Oh!
27:54By heck, I thought we were all for the can then.
28:10I couldn't pass by without saying thank you.
28:15He's just like he used to be.
28:19Oh, don't mention it.
28:23Thanks, Pooch.
28:25Give me a shout if he goes wrong again.
28:28You're very kind.
28:30Oh, why don't you come in? We were just about to have some cheese.
28:34Oh, no, not cheese. Sorry, it brings me out in a rash.
28:39Can't stand the stuff.
28:43Not even Wensleydale.
28:46Got to be on our way.
28:50Come on, Preston.
29:00Goodbye.
29:01Hi.
29:02Chuck.
29:08What's wrong with Wensleydale?
29:17Talking of which.
29:20All the more for us, and not a sheep to worry us.
29:28Get off me cheese.
29:30Get off.
29:31Get off.
29:32Grummit.
29:33Grummit.
29:34Go for him.
29:35Grummit.
29:36Oh.
29:40Get off with you.
29:41Oh, dear.
29:44Oh, dear.
29:44Don't shoot off.
29:46Don't shoot off.
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