03:26Hello.
03:56Hello.
11:44Surprise.
15:46Okay.
15:49Okay. Okay.
21:33Okay.
21:35Hey, mom.
21:46Hey.
22:16Hey.
22:20Hey, man.
22:29Hey, hey.
23:00Don't worry.
23:30Yeah.
23:31Hey, can you take her.
24:01Yeah, come sit down.
24:08She said, she said,
24:59I'm just a girl.
25:33I'm four with a man.
26:00I was cleaning.
26:31It's just...
27:41Hello?
27:49Hello!
27:50Welcome!
27:52Hi.
27:54I don't know if I have the right place.
27:57Joan Huang.
28:00You're in the right place.
28:01Come in.
28:04Don't be shy.
28:06Come in.
28:07Come in.
28:08Come in.
28:11Come in.
28:12Come in.
28:13Come in.
28:20Come in.
28:24Come in.
28:26Come in.
28:27Come in.
28:33Come in.
28:33Come in.
28:34Come in.
28:35You go through this door, the nice ladies inside will help you out.
28:47what is this place a place where we help you reach your true potential
29:24I love you
29:41Joan Wong?
29:46Yes?
29:47Come in.
29:48Please take a seat.
29:49Dr. Singer will be right with you.
29:55Before the surgery, not one NBA player looked my way.
30:00After the surgery, they're all up in my DMs.
30:09Before the surgery, my girlfriend's parents did not accept my proposal to marry their daughter.
30:14But after the surgery, I pretended to be someone entirely new.
30:18And now, the wedding's in July.
30:23Let's just hope we don't have any children.
30:28After the surgery, I was finally promoted to my dream job as veterinarian.
30:36Even the animals treat me different.
30:41Joan Wong.
30:50I love seeing young faces in here.
30:54You know what I always say.
30:56The younger the better.
30:59Nancy, cue up the intro video for me.
31:01Them delights.
31:02Have a seat, Joan.
31:07Have you ever walked into a shoe store only to have the shop manager ask you to leave?
31:12Even though you make ten times as much a year as he does?
31:15Have you ever had someone tell you how impressed they are?
31:18How well you speak English without an accent?
31:21Or are you just tired of the way white folks look at you?
31:24You know what I'm talking about.
31:27You know what I'm talking about.
31:28I'm Willie Singer.
31:29I'm one of the founders of Ethnos Inc.
31:32The first company dedicated to true equality.
31:36Now, see, I was not always like this.
31:40Once upon a time, I too suffered the injustice of being a person of color in this world.
31:47I fought for basic rights.
31:50I was passed over for promotions.
31:52I was spat on in the street and I got so tired of fighting.
31:56But, that's when I realized, if you can't beat them, be them.
32:08Let me show you around.
32:10We use cutting edge technology called ethnic modification to change your skin pigmentation.
32:16We use advanced cell growth technology on your face and your body to alter your features quickly and permanently.
32:24No pain, no recovery time.
32:26And to make sure that the transformation is complete.
32:29Even your voice sounds different.
32:34Voila!
32:36It really is that simple.
32:38Remember, life doesn't have to be this hard.
32:53What you're describing is impossible.
32:56Oh, it's a lot, I know.
32:58But I assure you, it is very much possible.
33:04How?
33:06Go.
33:10Nancy.
33:12You used to look like this.
33:17Dexter!
33:21I want you to show Joan what you used to look like.
33:29It's like a giant weight has been lifted.
33:31I finally feel like I belong.
33:36Different people do it for different reasons.
33:40This was me ten years ago.
33:44I was a bio engineer at the number one healthcare manufacturing firm in all of America.
33:50I worked hard.
33:52I kissed ass.
33:53But I knew from the second that I was born that my success would always be limited.
33:58So, when that tenth white turd who only got into Harvard because of daddy's money got the promotion I deserved.
34:07Well, that's when I realized.
34:10If I was going to have equality, I was going to have to create it myself.
34:17So, that's when the three of us, a bio engineer, a molecular biologist, and a biophysicist started ethnosync.
34:25And we started it for people like us to give us a true fair shot.
34:33I am so thankful that you found us early in life.
34:39How does it all work?
34:42The whole procedure takes about two hours.
34:45You pick the features that you want.
34:47Everything's customizable.
34:49Since you're a minor, we have to have a parental signature before we proceed.
34:56Okay.
34:57Okay.
34:58Great.
35:00We're not in it for the money.
35:02We're in it for you.
35:02And since we have a promotion today, I would be more than happy to throw in a hair transplant free
35:08of charge.
35:10Now, you can give it a test run.
35:12If you don't like it, die it back.
35:14But if you do, bring in your parental signature and your deposit, and we will complete the transformation.
35:23No more black roots.
35:26How does that sound?
35:35You were welcome.
35:36You are welcome.
35:41Come, have a seat, John.
35:50You're ready?
35:53Excellent.
36:04and just get a little sleepy
36:58and just get a little sleepy
37:14Hi.
37:15I'm back.
37:19How was your job?
37:21What's your job?
37:23I got to go for something.
37:24I'll take a bite.
37:26I'll take a bite.
37:27You're back.
37:28How was your job?
37:29I'll take a bite.
37:29I'm sorry.
37:34It's fine.
37:35I'll have a chance to get you together.
37:39It's important, right?
37:44It looks like it's not the same.
37:48Yes?
37:54Happy birthday,宝贝.
37:57Happy birthday,宝贝.
38:03Happy birthday,宝贝.
38:04Good night.
38:22Okay.
38:23Mm-hmm.
38:25Oh, look.
38:26It matches your hair.
38:30Um, Eliza threw a little party with all of her silly friends, and I'm pretty sure somebody puked in there.
38:36Someone did puke in here?
38:37Yeah.
38:39Oh.
38:42How is your father's hand doing?
38:45Not great.
38:47Oh.
38:48I'm so sorry to hear that.
38:50Please tell him if he would like to have the number to my hand, doctor. I'm happy to give it.
38:55Okay?
38:55He is the best.
38:57And he's doing some pro bono work right now because of the team.
39:01Okay.
39:01Are you sure?
39:06Actually, if you would tell your father that next week's clean is canceled.
39:11We are going on a little vacay to Peru. There's an incredible artist there doing painting on cacao beans
39:19in protest of the children who risked their lives during the harvest. It's just so brave.
39:26It's just so brave.
39:28Cool.
39:37Okay.
39:58Let's go.
40:06Let's go.
40:34Let's go.
40:39Let's go.
40:40Let's go.
40:42Let's go.
40:42Let's go.
40:43Let's go.
40:45Let's go.
40:46Let's go.
40:46Let's go.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Let's go.
40:48Let's go.
40:48Let's go.
40:48Let's go.
40:50Let's go.
40:53Let's go.
40:59Oh, my God.
41:23Let's go.
42:02I'm going to go to the school.
42:04I want to go to the school.
42:05I want you to sign.
42:11It's a trip.
42:13Where is it?
42:14Where is it?
42:16It's a trip.
42:27Look at me.
42:28Look at me.
42:28This hair is like this.
42:30This face is a face.
42:32It's a face.
42:33It's a face.
42:34It's a face.
42:35It's a face.
42:38It's a face.
42:40It's a face.
42:47It's a face.
42:48It's a face.
42:50Are you ready?
42:54Okay.
43:09All right, now, I'm just going to count backwards from 20 for me, okay?
43:1620, 19, 18, 17.
43:49All right, now, I'm just going to count backwards from 20.
43:55The police are a source of safety, I'll never feel in danger.
44:05History is on our side, never feel like a stranger.
44:13Everywhere I look, movies, TV, children's books, they all look like me, that's a guarantee.
44:21It's good to be white.
44:25It's good to be white.
44:29It's good to be white.
44:33It's good to be white.
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