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00:00:06To be continued...
00:00:33You are mistaken, evil one. For Chen is here to protect the kind citizens of Planet Nuwa.
00:00:39Chen! Not you again!
00:00:41Every time I'm about to destroy this stupid planet, you appear.
00:00:46You're a real party pooper. You know that?
00:00:48True, but only if it's a party of evil.
00:00:51The Goddess Nuwa gave me this magical medallion to my grandfather,
00:00:55making him vow to use its powers to protect her creations.
00:01:00My grandfather passed this medallion down to my father, and he passed it to me.
00:01:05Along with its powers, come the sacred charge to protect Nuwa from evil.
00:01:10All I want to do is destroy this world and everyone who lives in it.
00:01:14Is that so evil?
00:01:16The extermination of all life?
00:01:18Yeah, that's pretty much like the definition of evil.
00:01:21I'm trying to think of something more evil than that.
00:01:23Honestly, I got nothing. That is terrible.
00:01:26Nothing's coming to mind.
00:01:28Small-minded fool.
00:01:43I'll wipe you off the map!
00:01:51You can't wipe me off the map.
00:01:53Maps are for places.
00:01:54I'm a person.
00:01:56Honestly, don't they teach you anything at evil school?
00:02:02God!
00:02:03I'll get you next time, Chen!
00:02:07The great Chen!
00:02:08Our hero!
00:02:09Thank you, Chen!
00:02:11Our hero!
00:02:12Marry me!
00:02:13Thank you, Chen!
00:02:14I'm just happy to help!
00:02:15Thanks for tuning in once again for the adventures of Chen, based on actual historical events.
00:02:21Don't miss next week as Chen faces the malevolent forces of the Swamp Beast King.
00:02:28And people of Nuwa, I will be here for you.
00:02:34Uh...
00:02:35Cut!
00:02:38Was that one good?
00:02:39Nice!
00:02:40Bandy!
00:02:41Really?
00:02:42But why don't we do just a few more?
00:02:44Just for safety.
00:02:48Take 14.
00:02:50Peppy of Nuwa.
00:02:52Ah, I said Peppy.
00:02:54Take 27.
00:02:56People of Nuwa.
00:02:57Forever will I be with you to protect you here.
00:03:01Take 29.
00:03:03People of Nuwa, I will be here to protect you.
00:03:12Forever.
00:03:14Forever!
00:03:15Marvelous!
00:03:16That's a wrap.
00:03:18Hey, how are my scenes?
00:03:20It took 29 takes, which is, uh, better than 30 takes.
00:03:24Can't believe he remembered.
00:03:25That guy's such a joke.
00:03:27Why do people like this show so much?
00:03:32Bud, you are doing so well.
00:03:34Yeah, you know, it's the 10th season, so I've pretty much got this on lock.
00:03:38So locked in, Bud.
00:03:39Hey, Duke.
00:03:40As a writer, would it be too much to ask for a little depth for me?
00:03:44Depth?
00:03:44What are you talking about?
00:03:45My scripts are so deep, lava could come out.
00:03:48I mean, seriously.
00:03:49This line?
00:03:50I'm going to destroy the entire planet.
00:03:53Ha ha ha.
00:03:53I mean, how can I say that?
00:03:55Who says that?
00:03:56Someone who's going to destroy a planet says that?
00:03:59Like, muah ha ha ha.
00:04:01Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:04:03Oh, sorry.
00:04:04Wow.
00:04:05That was great the way you did that, Duke.
00:04:08Bud, I liked your ha ha ha too, Bruno.
00:04:12Either way.
00:04:13Either way?
00:04:13You mean, what you'd really prefer is, I'm going to destroy this entire planet.
00:04:20Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:04:22That was, yeah.
00:04:25Fantastic.
00:04:26Fine.
00:04:27Just one problem.
00:04:28No villain anywhere would ever say that.
00:04:32I'm going to destroy this entire planet.
00:04:35Ha ha ha ha.
00:04:37Hey, hey, hey, whoa.
00:04:39I never get tired of hearing you say that.
00:04:41And then I laugh, it gets better and better.
00:04:43The laugh is 90% of the job, son.
00:04:46You try it.
00:04:48Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:04:50I try like this.
00:04:51Muah ha ha ha.
00:04:53Wait.
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, there.
00:04:55Muah ha ha ha.
00:04:57Not enough bass, go lower.
00:04:59Like this.
00:05:00Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:05:01I miss good.
00:05:02Um, sir?
00:05:03Not now, Samurot.
00:05:04But I thought you'd like to know.
00:05:05I said not now!
00:05:07As your treasurer, sir, I have to point out that this excursion has cost you far more than we can
00:05:12possibly gain by annexing this tiny planet into the Trexorian Empire.
00:05:16Well then, as treasurer, what do you think would be a better use of our resources?
00:05:21Uh, well, there's any number of uprisings in the core system that could cause...
00:05:26Uprisings are boring.
00:05:28They're always over too fast.
00:05:30Yeah, dude.
00:05:31Come on.
00:05:31Rise up, put down, rise up, put down.
00:05:33Where's the fun in that?
00:05:35Where's the...
00:05:35Muah ha ha ha ha.
00:05:37I have needs, Samurot.
00:05:39I have to explore new worlds to reach untouched, uncharted civilizations.
00:05:44I understand.
00:05:45But if some of these quests of yours could help the Empire's bottom line, we could make several improvements.
00:05:52Speaking of improvements, I'm just not sure my title as king is, you know, big enough.
00:05:57It's not awful.
00:05:57King's okay, I just feel like we can go bigger, you know.
00:06:02What about Ape Supreme?
00:06:04I'm singing.
00:06:05Beloved Leader, President, Prime Minister Karol, the Great Grand Fudah.
00:06:10Esquire.
00:06:11Your Highness, we really should move out.
00:06:13What's the rush?
00:06:14Well, sire, we've mined the planet down to an empty shell.
00:06:18Any minute now, it'll implode.
00:06:22Final lesson, son.
00:06:24Always leave the planet before you destroy it.
00:06:27Don't fret, my boy.
00:06:29There are still plenty of other worlds out there to destroy.
00:06:36So I say the Tump Cat Cruise.
00:06:38You know, maybe it wasn't so much the jumping on the couch that upset Orca Winfrey.
00:06:43Maybe it was the fact she had to buy a new one after her claws tore it up.
00:06:47Bruh!
00:06:48That story's getting so old.
00:06:52Ah, so what?
00:06:53I tell it so well.
00:06:54Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:55Yeah, totally.
00:06:56Loved it.
00:07:15I deserve better than this.
00:07:17Get me an indie film.
00:07:19A commercial.
00:07:20And here comes Chuckles.
00:07:22Yes, that was who you think it was.
00:07:25That's my point.
00:07:26So stop talking to me and make some calls.
00:07:31A little prestige?
00:07:33Is that too much to ask?
00:07:35Penny, I have some tiny script notes.
00:07:38Hey, we can give notes.
00:07:40Yeah, well, I've got a note for you.
00:07:42Stick to the script.
00:07:46He said it was going to implode.
00:07:49Just kind of deflated.
00:07:50We could blow up that planet.
00:07:51Which one?
00:07:55Zeptoon, eh?
00:07:56What's wrong?
00:07:57You love blowing up planets.
00:07:59I'm just not in the mood.
00:08:00I mean, the death ray is already charged.
00:08:08The blazes with it.
00:08:10Fire!
00:08:10Fire!
00:08:13Fire!
00:08:22That was okay, I guess.
00:08:24Okay?
00:08:24I mean, the explosion was nice.
00:08:26But there's no people to oppress.
00:08:28No civilizations to destroy us.
00:08:30It's not personal.
00:08:32You know?
00:08:33I mean, when I destroy a celestial body,
00:08:35I prefer to be teaming with life first.
00:08:38Of course, then,
00:08:38that slimy little bean counter
00:08:40would gripe that I'm wasting
00:08:41more Imperial resources.
00:08:43Where is that dimwit, anyway?
00:08:45Sorry, your highness.
00:08:47You wanted something?
00:08:48Why, when I was a young fixorian,
00:08:50no one could command more respect
00:08:52than my father,
00:08:53the great Zazo.
00:08:54The old man smashed me
00:08:55with a Krolax so many times,
00:08:57I'm surprised I have any brain cells left.
00:09:00Why, ever since I was just a royal sprat,
00:09:02I've been just gaga
00:09:03for excessive violence.
00:09:09Anyway, Samurag,
00:09:11here's the thing.
00:09:12We need another planet to destroy you.
00:09:14But, sire,
00:09:15the budget,
00:09:15we just talked about this.
00:09:16I know,
00:09:17but look at my kid over there.
00:09:18How many trips like this
00:09:19are we going to have together?
00:09:21They don't stay innocent forever.
00:09:25Wait,
00:09:26you're right, sir.
00:09:26He is
00:09:28adorable.
00:09:31Get it up!
00:09:32Get it up!
00:09:33Get it up!
00:09:35Get it up!
00:09:35Look at him,
00:09:36you're my pride,
00:09:37destroyed.
00:09:38After all,
00:09:38he was my only son.
00:09:40Surely, your majesty,
00:09:41has not forgotten
00:09:41that he has another son?
00:09:43There's also your eldest,
00:09:44Crusher.
00:09:46How did we get here, Samurag?
00:09:48You tried to bring up
00:09:49kids with good values,
00:09:50destroying planets,
00:09:51burning them to the ground.
00:09:53The basics.
00:09:54And now,
00:09:54your firstborn son,
00:09:56what does he do?
00:09:56He goes off
00:09:57and joins the
00:09:58Galactic Peace Foundation.
00:10:00Where did I go wrong?
00:10:01It could be just a phase,
00:10:03your majesty.
00:10:03Shit,
00:10:04that boy's burned up
00:10:05every second chance
00:10:06I've ever given him.
00:10:07Ugh.
00:10:09Find me a planet,
00:10:10Samurag.
00:10:11Any planet.
00:10:12Just as long
00:10:13when you get to destroy it.
00:10:16I was at the top
00:10:18of my class
00:10:18at the Nua Academy
00:10:20of Dramatic Arts.
00:10:21They said
00:10:22I possessed
00:10:23a singular talent.
00:10:25Oh,
00:10:26I know
00:10:26all about
00:10:27your singular talents.
00:10:28Well,
00:10:29right now
00:10:29it's being squandered.
00:10:31Five years
00:10:31acting with a cut-rate panda
00:10:33that can't even
00:10:33remember his lines.
00:10:36What is it
00:10:37you want from me?
00:10:39How do I keep you
00:10:40on the show?
00:10:40I'm tired of playing
00:10:42the villain.
00:10:43I want to be
00:10:44the hero.
00:10:46What?
00:10:47Oh,
00:10:47that's ridiculous.
00:10:49Who's Pandy supposed to fight?
00:10:51Fine then.
00:10:52I quit.
00:10:53Bruno,
00:10:54wait.
00:10:54Don't you know
00:10:55you're the most
00:10:56nuanced villain
00:10:57on screen right now?
00:10:59Nuanced?
00:11:00Why do you think
00:11:01people keep tuning in?
00:11:03Certainly not for Pandy.
00:11:04I mean,
00:11:05not just for Pandy.
00:11:07Come to the premiere tonight.
00:11:09Watch how the fans react
00:11:10and tell me I'm wrong.
00:11:12Well,
00:11:12yes,
00:11:13this is worth
00:11:14investigating.
00:11:15You owe it to yourself
00:11:16as a true vessel
00:11:17of the dramatic arts.
00:11:21finally.
00:11:24You're really
00:11:25something,
00:11:26Pandy.
00:11:27You okay?
00:11:28Sorry.
00:11:29Bruno's not the only one
00:11:30with a case of hero envy.
00:11:32What do you mean?
00:11:33Look at them all.
00:11:34Real heroes.
00:11:36Actual legends.
00:11:38Then there's me,
00:11:40the great pretender.
00:11:48Pandy,
00:11:48you know
00:11:49your dad
00:11:50left all of this
00:11:51for you.
00:11:51What's your point?
00:11:53That he knew
00:11:53what he was doing
00:11:54when he set all this up.
00:11:56You make millions
00:11:57of people happy.
00:11:58That's not nothing.
00:11:59And you're good.
00:12:02You really think
00:12:03dad wanted me
00:12:04to mooch off
00:12:05family fame
00:12:06and play act
00:12:06like a hero?
00:12:07He was a hero.
00:12:09And granddad
00:12:10before him.
00:12:11And great grandma
00:12:12before that.
00:12:13It's not like that.
00:12:14I know
00:12:15he was very
00:12:16proud of you.
00:12:17And you remind me
00:12:18he's so much of him.
00:12:19How?
00:12:21Well, you're
00:12:21quick on your feet.
00:12:23You understand people.
00:12:24You get them here.
00:12:26That's the real talent.
00:12:28I always wanted
00:12:29to be like him.
00:12:30You're getting
00:12:31darn close.
00:12:33what did you guys
00:12:34say to Bruno?
00:12:35Like,
00:12:36did you give him
00:12:37a spin-off
00:12:37or something?
00:12:38Because,
00:12:38man,
00:12:39I have not seen
00:12:40anybody that happy
00:12:41since we were renewed
00:12:42for our second...
00:12:44Did I
00:12:45interrupt?
00:12:47Nothing that can't wait.
00:12:48Come on,
00:12:49Penny.
00:12:49Let's go help Duke
00:12:50get started
00:12:50on the next episode.
00:12:52Penny?
00:12:52There's something
00:12:53I want to...
00:12:57You're watching
00:12:58NMZ,
00:12:59newest Prime
00:13:00channel for
00:13:01entertainment news.
00:13:02I'm Sylvester,
00:13:04here to update you
00:13:05on all the scandal
00:13:07you can handle.
00:13:08We're here
00:13:09at the Pandey Generations
00:13:1110th season premiere
00:13:12with a slippery tip
00:13:13about the show
00:13:14almost losing
00:13:15its main villain.
00:13:17Look at them.
00:13:18This is it.
00:13:19This is the night.
00:13:20They really like me.
00:13:22Us.
00:13:23They like us.
00:13:24This is really exciting.
00:13:27Sure is.
00:13:28What?
00:13:28I've done this like
00:13:29one or two dozen times
00:13:31before,
00:13:32at least.
00:13:33Could you let them
00:13:34enjoy the night?
00:13:35Fine.
00:13:36I was just
00:13:38wondering
00:13:38what kind of candy
00:13:41you would like.
00:13:42Bruno.
00:13:43Oh,
00:13:43I don't
00:13:44do any
00:13:45processed sugars.
00:13:46So,
00:13:47maybe just some
00:13:48sugar-free gum?
00:13:49Sugar-free gum?
00:13:50Yep.
00:13:52Real life
00:13:53for the party,
00:13:54right?
00:13:56You guys
00:13:57are the best.
00:13:59The fans
00:13:59like me.
00:14:00They like us.
00:14:02I'd like to breathe.
00:14:39of course they love him.
00:14:41He's got the perfect foil.
00:14:43And your villain.
00:14:44Complicated.
00:14:45Complex.
00:14:46The multi-dimensional
00:14:47heavy without whom
00:14:48there'd be...
00:14:51nothing?
00:14:52Yeah, so,
00:14:53we're not exactly
00:14:54what you would call
00:14:55stars.
00:14:57Don't worry.
00:14:58you get used to it.
00:15:07How would you address
00:15:08all the haters
00:15:09that say you're
00:15:10losing too much weight?
00:15:12Lost weight.
00:15:13Oh,
00:15:13I'm still in shape.
00:15:14As long as you count
00:15:15round as a shape.
00:15:17See?
00:15:17My shirt still
00:15:18doesn't even cover
00:15:19my tummy.
00:15:20Any truth to the rumor
00:15:21the show might end
00:15:22after this season?
00:15:23It's up to the fans,
00:15:25not me.
00:15:25If they want
00:15:26more episodes,
00:15:27I'm happy
00:15:28to give it to them.
00:15:46Did you see?
00:15:47Almost like someone
00:15:49knew you were
00:15:49gonna be here.
00:15:50You guys,
00:15:51set that up?
00:16:07How was the ride over?
00:16:08Great!
00:16:09Nothing more I love
00:16:10than a limo.
00:16:13Oh,
00:16:13it's cool.
00:16:14Sit.
00:16:15No big deal.
00:16:16I'll find a spot.
00:16:22Ladies and...
00:16:24Ladies and gentlemen,
00:16:26thank you all
00:16:26so much.
00:16:27I hope you enjoy
00:16:28our screening tonight
00:16:29and please remember
00:16:30to switch off
00:16:31your phones.
00:16:32What?
00:16:33Freedom of the press,
00:16:34people!
00:16:36And now,
00:16:38if you please,
00:16:38a warm round of applause
00:16:40for our star,
00:16:42Bandy.
00:16:43Thank you so much
00:16:44for being here tonight.
00:16:45I know my father
00:16:46would be pleased
00:16:47to see so many
00:16:47smiling faces
00:16:48if you're still
00:16:49here with us.
00:16:50However,
00:16:51I do feel
00:16:52the spirit of innovation
00:16:53for entertainment
00:16:54is here with us,
00:16:55which is why
00:16:56our studio
00:16:56recently launched
00:16:5810 brand new
00:16:59high-powered satellites
00:17:00to ensure
00:17:01uninterrupted signals
00:17:02across our entire
00:17:03television broadcast
00:17:04and tonight
00:17:05is the first time
00:17:06they all go live.
00:17:12from what I've been told,
00:17:13these bad boys
00:17:14are so strong
00:17:15they can send
00:17:17a signal
00:17:17across the whole
00:17:18galaxy.
00:17:19Isn't it true
00:17:20that you're going
00:17:21to fire Bruno
00:17:22before the season
00:17:23ends?
00:17:24Uh, I don't know
00:17:25where you would've
00:17:26heard that.
00:17:26Things are going
00:17:27well on the set.
00:17:28If you don't believe
00:17:29me, ask Bruno.
00:17:33MMZ has it from
00:17:35two unnamed sources
00:17:36that Bruno will
00:17:37security.
00:17:37Can you, uh...
00:17:43Hey, watch it.
00:17:44Let me go.
00:17:45I have a press pass.
00:17:48Alrighty.
00:17:50Let's fire the signal
00:17:51and get this bad boy
00:17:52started.
00:17:56People of Newark,
00:17:58I will be here
00:18:00for you
00:18:00forever.
00:18:02Ha ha!
00:18:03Man, they are so great.
00:18:05Such awesome heroics.
00:18:07Their news broadcasts
00:18:08are so moving.
00:18:10Why doesn't our news
00:18:11have a soundtrack
00:18:12like Pandy does?
00:18:14You know,
00:18:15this planet shows
00:18:16the news every day.
00:18:17And yet,
00:18:18for months at a time,
00:18:19we hear nothing new
00:18:21from your Pandy.
00:18:23Eh, almost as if
00:18:24he takes the entire
00:18:25summer off.
00:18:27We just don't get
00:18:28all their broadcasts
00:18:29is all.
00:18:29Our reception is
00:18:30terrible out here.
00:18:31I shudder to think
00:18:32what would happen
00:18:33if your father
00:18:33ever caught wind
00:18:34of Pandy's power
00:18:35or his medallion.
00:18:36Well, I guess
00:18:37it's not all bad
00:18:39having to travel
00:18:40to the furthest edge
00:18:41of the Empire
00:18:41just to watch
00:18:42Pandy's rocks.
00:18:44Father, we're stopping
00:18:45nothing to get his
00:18:47mints on that
00:18:47medallion.
00:18:50We better hurry
00:18:51to plant Lehuya
00:18:52before your father
00:18:53gets done with it.
00:18:54Oh, that's right.
00:18:56The fire of the
00:18:57engines.
00:18:58We'll be back
00:18:59next week.
00:19:00Aye, aye, sir.
00:19:16Oh, Dad's been busy,
00:19:18I see.
00:19:19An incoming transmission?
00:19:21From Pandy?
00:19:23What?
00:19:24We're here?
00:19:30Oh, no.
00:19:31It's their news.
00:19:33That's crazy.
00:19:34What are they doing
00:19:35broadcasting it out here?
00:19:37Sir, if we can get
00:19:38the transmission out here,
00:19:40doesn't that mean...
00:19:41Drexar can get it, too.
00:19:43And once the old man
00:19:44sees there's a strong force
00:19:45for good in the universe...
00:19:47He'd stop at nothing
00:19:48to crush it.
00:19:49We have to warn
00:19:51that planet.
00:19:52Every second counts.
00:19:53Course is set, Captain.
00:19:55Maximum thrust.
00:19:56Punch it!
00:20:03Your Highness.
00:20:04Your Mother, the Queen,
00:20:05insists that you pick up
00:20:06some yamru milk
00:20:07on your way back.
00:20:08I'm King of the Known Galaxy.
00:20:09I refuse to kowtow
00:20:10to her demands
00:20:11like some Zagnarion lapdog.
00:20:14Ask if she wants
00:20:15two percent or skim.
00:20:17I'm getting a strange signal.
00:20:19Put her on screen.
00:20:25Make sure my son's
00:20:26not watching.
00:20:27Unsubscribe to the channel
00:20:29at once.
00:20:29Turn it off!
00:20:33Wait.
00:20:35What is that?
00:20:36Unknown, sir.
00:20:38The signal is coming to us
00:20:38from outside
00:20:39Trexorian space.
00:20:41Who's that?
00:20:42Computer says
00:20:43it's a species known as...
00:20:44Panda?
00:20:45That doughy thing
00:20:46is supposed to be
00:20:47their protector?
00:20:48Locate the source
00:20:49of that signal
00:20:49and set course at once.
00:20:51I'm unable to get
00:20:51any kind of reading
00:20:52on the object
00:20:53you asked about, sire.
00:20:54Silence!
00:20:54I don't care about
00:20:55energy readings.
00:20:56Just look at it.
00:20:58It's beautiful.
00:20:59It must be mine.
00:21:01I'm not sure
00:21:02we can afford
00:21:03to undertake
00:21:03a new campaign, sire.
00:21:04I mean...
00:21:05You know how the Queen
00:21:07gets when you go
00:21:07overspending.
00:21:09Don't you worry
00:21:09about that.
00:21:10When she sees
00:21:11the jewelry I'm bringing back,
00:21:12her budget will be
00:21:13the last thing
00:21:14on her mind.
00:21:15Patch me in
00:21:15so I can introduce
00:21:16myself to this
00:21:17pain.
00:21:19You'll never
00:21:20stop me,
00:21:21Pandy.
00:21:23Really?
00:21:24What's going to make
00:21:25this time so different?
00:21:27This time,
00:21:27I've set up bombs
00:21:28in a dozen
00:21:29major capital buildings.
00:21:31I've hung a busload
00:21:32of orphans
00:21:32off the Main Street Bridge.
00:21:34Oh,
00:21:34and that girl
00:21:35you met last week,
00:21:37I've tied her
00:21:38to the train tracks.
00:21:39You fiend!
00:21:40Yes,
00:21:41I'm fiendish
00:21:42and evil,
00:21:43but I'm also complex
00:21:44and have a most
00:21:45compelling backstory.
00:21:47Another time.
00:21:48Right now,
00:21:49I have to go
00:21:50save the day.
00:21:51What does that mean?
00:21:53He pressed the button!
00:21:54Was this supposed
00:21:55to happen?
00:21:56I don't remember
00:21:57shooting this.
00:21:59Relax, everyone.
00:22:00It's just a slight
00:22:01technical problem.
00:22:02We'll have it all
00:22:03fixed in a minute.
00:22:04Who's in the life form
00:22:05they call Pandy?
00:22:07Uh, down here?
00:22:08You're not like
00:22:09a really enthused fan,
00:22:11and are you?
00:22:12I'm King Kaurav,
00:22:13the Destroyer,
00:22:14Ruler, Tyrant,
00:22:15and all-around
00:22:16big chiefs
00:22:16from the Drexorian Empire.
00:22:18Is this a press stunt?
00:22:20Uh, hi.
00:22:21This is my producer,
00:22:22Penny.
00:22:24I've traveled
00:22:25the galaxy
00:22:25to find you.
00:22:26I was greatly impressed
00:22:27by your explosive powers.
00:22:30Thanks.
00:22:30I get that a lot,
00:22:32but you know,
00:22:32really,
00:22:33it's a team effort.
00:22:34And modest, too.
00:22:35Slaying you
00:22:36will be an honor
00:22:37I intend to savor.
00:22:38No, seriously.
00:22:39The honor's all...
00:22:41Slay me?
00:22:43A fair fight
00:22:44to the death,
00:22:45of course.
00:22:45But you'll lose.
00:22:47To be honest,
00:22:47I never fight fair.
00:22:48Now, hold on.
00:22:49I think there's something
00:22:50you're not getting.
00:22:51You realize
00:22:52that this is just
00:22:53a show, right?
00:22:55It's all made up,
00:22:56you know,
00:22:57entertainment.
00:22:58I'm not the fighter.
00:22:59I'm an actor.
00:23:00Silence!
00:23:01I will not be mocked
00:23:02by lesser beings
00:23:03such as you.
00:23:04My flagship
00:23:05is in high orbit.
00:23:06My troops
00:23:07are sending you
00:23:08as we speak.
00:23:09Prepare for battle.
00:23:11Your show
00:23:12is about to be
00:23:12preempted.
00:23:14Oh, yes!
00:23:16Got them good
00:23:17with that last line.
00:23:18Did you hear?
00:23:19They were calling
00:23:20a show,
00:23:21so I said,
00:23:21hey,
00:23:22your show's
00:23:22getting preempted.
00:23:23I think preempted
00:23:25is just temporarily
00:23:25interrupted.
00:23:26He's right, Dad.
00:23:27If you wanted to say
00:23:28the show's ending
00:23:29permanently,
00:23:30you should have been like,
00:23:30I'm canceling you!
00:23:32Or,
00:23:32I'm pulling the plug!
00:23:34Are you sure?
00:23:35In that case,
00:23:36what I said
00:23:37was lame.
00:23:38Okay, fine.
00:23:39Reconnect me
00:23:40and I'll work
00:23:40the plug-pulling line in.
00:23:42I'm afraid
00:23:43you never gave the order
00:23:44to disconnect,
00:23:45Your Majesty.
00:23:46What are you saying?
00:23:47We're still connected.
00:23:49They're hearing
00:23:50everything we say.
00:23:59I swear to Nua,
00:24:00I didn't write that.
00:24:01No,
00:24:02I didn't write that.
00:24:04I don't own it.
00:24:24I don't own it.
00:24:28I don't have to be
00:24:29I don't own it.
00:24:29No!
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:25:00Hey, excuse me.
00:25:02Oh, excuse me.
00:25:04Do you?
00:25:07No, no, it's all right.
00:25:09We're not...
00:25:15I don't get it.
00:25:16Aren't the translators working?
00:25:18Please, can you tell us where Pandy is?
00:25:21Hang on, Crusher.
00:25:23I think yours got switched off.
00:25:24Oh, we need Pandy's help fast.
00:25:26Where can he be?
00:25:27Pandy, did you just say you need his help?
00:25:32Listen to me.
00:25:33You hear me in your native language, right?
00:25:36Just wait and listen.
00:25:37We're not part of this thing.
00:25:39We're trying to help.
00:25:49Stun them.
00:25:50They'll be their lovable evil selves in a few minutes.
00:25:52In the meantime, we need you to help us find Pandy.
00:25:59Hey, little brother.
00:26:01How's Dad?
00:26:02Oh, he's great.
00:26:03I'm his favorite now.
00:26:04We laugh together all the time.
00:26:05Turns out laughing is like 90% of the job.
00:26:09I'm so sorry I couldn't have been there, Martin.
00:26:12But I'm here now, and I'm going to stop Dad.
00:26:15You're not going to stop him.
00:26:17I'm going to find Pandy, Dad's going to get him,
00:26:19and we're bringing his medallion back to Grandma.
00:26:33Okay, come on.
00:26:43Your lasers can be reflective.
00:27:09Not so fast.
00:27:12Pandy?
00:27:13Go!
00:27:13But...
00:27:13I said go!
00:27:14It's me they want, not you guys.
00:27:17They don't seem that very good aim.
00:27:18Get out while the game is good.
00:27:20But you love limos.
00:27:21There's no time.
00:27:22Go!
00:27:40Come on, bastards.
00:27:47Candy?
00:27:49Candy?
00:27:50Candy?
00:27:53Get away from me!
00:27:55Oh, for the love of...
00:27:58I'm not with them!
00:28:00I'm not here to...
00:28:06Why didn't you use the amulet?
00:28:08I keep telling you guys, it's not real!
00:28:11It's a TV show!
00:28:13Brother Betrayer!
00:28:18We gotta get you out of here!
00:28:23I can't believe it!
00:28:25This is the worst season premiere!
00:28:28Uh, Driver, why are you stopping?
00:28:31The freeway's down.
00:28:32What? You mean the whole freeway's closed?
00:28:35More like the entire freeway's down.
00:28:39Take us back the other way.
00:28:44Let me go! You're one of the aliens!
00:28:46I'm a good alien!
00:28:50Oh, my friends!
00:28:51You're the one King Charon wants to kill, remember?
00:29:09Hurry! Hide, please!
00:29:11Where?
00:29:12Where?
00:29:34Didn't I tell you to stay hidden?
00:29:36Forget you, ape!
00:29:37I'm leaving!
00:29:40I'm leaving!
00:29:40bald graders!
00:29:42No!
00:29:59I'm leaving!
00:29:59I swear to God!
00:29:59I swear to God all!
00:30:01No!
00:30:01No!
00:30:02I swear to God all of you.
00:30:06I swear to God all of you!
00:30:07I swear to God all my eyes!
00:30:08AHHHHHHHHH!
00:30:11AHHHHHH!
00:30:26AHHHHH!
00:30:28My crew!
00:30:32This is incredible!
00:30:39It takes a while to get your space lights, kid.
00:30:42There's a 50-50 chance. I, uh, might puke in the next five minutes.
00:30:46That's fine. There's only a 50-50 chance we'll survive the next five minutes.
00:30:52Target that cruiser. Take down my brother's cruiser at once.
00:30:55Take it down now!
00:30:59That didn't take long.
00:31:01Shoot the triple! Don't destroy them!
00:31:07That didn't set maneuvers!
00:31:24We're hit!
00:31:25It's more now.
00:31:32Now!
00:31:35Whoa!
00:31:56Hang on, everyone!
00:32:02Who's my brother?
00:32:05Weapons ready.
00:32:07Hit.
00:32:08Initiate protocol.
00:32:09RPS!
00:32:25Give me...
00:32:27Give me...
00:32:44Blaster, up ahead. Initiate protocol CV-8. Copy that.
00:32:48What?
00:32:48Ah!
00:32:49Ow!
00:33:01Ah!
00:33:03Ah!
00:33:03Ah!
00:33:04Ah!
00:33:05Ah!
00:33:08Ah!
00:33:29Remember hit!
00:33:31Oh, God.
00:33:33Bad.
00:33:54Oh, God.
00:34:09Damage report.
00:34:13Uh, everything.
00:34:17Roland confirms it, sir.
00:34:19The ship's a complete loss.
00:34:22So it's totaled.
00:34:23Well, we just called the insurance company and phoned for a limo, right?
00:34:28Could go for a jacuzzi.
00:34:30You know, that would have been a dynamite chance to help us out with that medallion of yours.
00:34:37You could have shielded the ship.
00:34:39You could have swatted those ships out of the sky.
00:34:42How many times does it tell you people?
00:34:43It's a TV show.
00:34:53I mean, I'm a veritable fountain of ideas in the writer's room, but this is the real thing.
00:34:58What do we do?
00:34:59I don't know.
00:35:00Our best friend is out there somewhere.
00:35:02Did you try giving him a call?
00:35:05Hey there.
00:35:06Hey!
00:35:07You've reached Pandy of Pandy Generations.
00:35:09I'm away from...
00:35:10Thanks, voicemail.
00:35:11Which he hasn't changed since season three.
00:35:13Can we officially panic now?
00:35:15Oh, that idiot.
00:35:17What could he...
00:35:23Right.
00:35:23We have to go find him.
00:35:25Go?
00:35:25You mean go...
00:35:28Outside?
00:35:29We have to.
00:35:30Don't worry.
00:35:31We're in plenty of actual danger, so there will be chances for all of your panic monologues along the way.
00:35:39I wish Pandy's father were here.
00:35:41He'd know what to do.
00:35:43Pandy's father?
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45He'd have a plan.
00:35:46He built all this.
00:35:48He had a plan for everything.
00:35:50Now we're in actual danger, and all we've got is one missing superstar, and...
00:36:05My child.
00:36:06If you're reading this, then the worst has happened, and the medallion's power is needed again.
00:36:13The medallion is tuned to our bloodline, but it can be used by others.
00:36:20Do not let it fall into the wrong hands.
00:36:25Its power will need time to awaken.
00:36:28Keep it safe.
00:36:30Oh, my Nuwa.
00:36:32The legends are true.
00:36:33Wait.
00:36:34You're telling me that all the stories about Chen's adventures and Pandy's ancestors...
00:36:45I don't think they're just stories.
00:36:48I think we follow it where it wants us to go.
00:36:52We find Pandy so we can save Nuwa.
00:36:55Well, let's go.
00:37:06Where the heck have you taken me?
00:37:08Well, I don't know.
00:37:09How would I know?
00:37:10It's your planet.
00:37:11Don't talk to me like that.
00:37:13You're the ones who abducted me.
00:37:14We saved your life, you big ungrateful bear.
00:37:17So you expect me to believe that the exact same time that this huge swarm of alien evaders arrive, a
00:37:24foursome of good aliens show up to help?
00:37:27Yes!
00:37:29We came to stop my father.
00:37:32What?
00:37:32Your father?
00:37:33Your dad is leading the invasion?
00:37:35Meet Prince Crusher, deposed son of King Karath.
00:37:39Deposed?
00:37:40Well, she's exaggerating.
00:37:42My dad is family.
00:37:44I just don't support what he does.
00:37:48Yikes.
00:37:49I bet family reunions are a barrel of laughs.
00:37:52Feeling all right, Pandy?
00:37:54Sorry, you just look so different.
00:37:56You look like a gorilla that fell into a vat of grape juice.
00:38:00So, to us, you look like a overfed glasnar.
00:38:06It's true, you do.
00:38:08Indeed.
00:38:08Your appearance would be quite comical on Trexor Prime.
00:38:11So?
00:38:12We're not on Trexor Prime, are we?
00:38:14No, we just look different.
00:38:16I'm saying when we get back to civilization, folks might think you're with the bad guys.
00:38:21Take it the wrong way.
00:38:22We crashed from over there.
00:38:24So, let's get a move on.
00:38:26Father's not wasting any time.
00:38:28Neither can we.
00:38:37A waste of villain and dramatic acts
00:38:41He's tired of all the distressed dancers on the train tracks
00:38:46When he tries out for the hero
00:38:49They never call him back
00:38:51Because he's just
00:38:51Way too good
00:38:55Way too good at being
00:38:59Way too good at being
00:39:11I'm looking for a bear.
00:39:13Pandy
00:39:15Recognize this life form?
00:39:16It's hard to tell.
00:39:18It's a black and white photo.
00:39:20It's a color photo, but it's a black and white bear.
00:39:23In exchange for information leading to a successful capture, I would gladly grant your freedom.
00:39:29Uh, excuse me.
00:39:30Down here?
00:39:30I, uh, don't know where Pandy is, but I do know someone who might.
00:39:36You look familiar.
00:39:37No, I know, I know.
00:39:38I give that a lot.
00:39:39I mean, entertainment.
00:39:41Various roles.
00:39:44You're that?
00:39:45No, seriously.
00:39:46No point straining yourself to remember.
00:39:47I just...
00:39:48You set up bombs.
00:39:49Suspended a whole bus of children from a bridge.
00:39:52Guards, remove this prisoner.
00:39:54No, no, please.
00:39:55Silence.
00:39:56I need to set an example before my subjects
00:39:58So this will never happen again.
00:40:00Oh, good news.
00:40:01No.
00:40:02I want an immediate flogging
00:40:04Of whoever it was that put this fellow Simeon behind bars
00:40:07While failing to recognize this evil genius.
00:40:10This is no ordinary ape.
00:40:12This is Bruno, arch enemy of Pandy
00:40:15And future co-ruler of this entire trivial planet.
00:40:18Along with Trexor.
00:40:20If you're available.
00:40:22So, let me get this straight.
00:40:24You want me to betray my co-star of five years?
00:40:27In exchange for power, respect, and prestige?
00:40:32Yes.
00:40:37I'm your man.
00:40:58Oh, boy.
00:41:02What happened?
00:41:02I don't know.
00:41:04It just stopped.
00:41:06The note said it would need time to recharge.
00:41:13Look, if it's not working anymore, we might as well rest.
00:41:18Let's head back to the office.
00:41:20It's got to be almost dawn anyway.
00:41:26Penny!
00:41:27Morning, Duke.
00:41:29How do you sleep?
00:41:30Oh, just fine.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32Me too.
00:41:33I have a thousand dollar mattress at home, but this was honestly some of the best.
00:41:42This is just a bad dream.
00:41:44That's all it is.
00:41:46I'm going to pass back out and wake up in my thousand dollar bed looking forward to another
00:41:4912-hour day at the studio.
00:41:53Oh, a sleeping mask.
00:41:55How kind of you.
00:41:56It's a blindfold, Penny.
00:41:57They're taking us somewhere else, so just put it on.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:13Hey.
00:42:14Now this is a great tune.
00:42:17Squirrely Mendez and Brazil Nut 66.
00:42:20Quality Massa Nova.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:23Look, I'm just trying to upgrade everyone's music taste.
00:42:30Duke, is that you?
00:42:32And Penny?
00:42:33How?
00:42:34Take off those blindfolds.
00:42:36Bruno!
00:42:37I just realized how awkward this is, considering how much trash you talked to my script, and
00:42:42then there was this rumor about you getting fired from the show.
00:42:45It's okay.
00:42:46I'm completely over it.
00:42:47Good.
00:42:48Because I was still wondering what the exact problem was that you had with my writing.
00:42:52Hey, we've worked together for almost ten years.
00:42:55Bruno is family.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:43:00Family.
00:43:07It is crazy hot.
00:43:14Wow.
00:43:15What was that?
00:43:16We all have our own special abilities.
00:43:20Glider's got a fire in her belly.
00:43:23Do you have to use the word belly?
00:43:25You're like superheroes.
00:43:27You're the real thing.
00:43:28It's just like you, Crusher.
00:43:30Please.
00:43:31Wait, wait.
00:43:32Blaster, what can you do?
00:43:33Water blasts?
00:43:34Laser blasts?
00:43:35Wait, wait.
00:43:36Communication with the Deep Ones, right?
00:43:39Okay, I can take a hint.
00:43:41So what's the plan?
00:43:43How are we going to fight your father?
00:43:44That is not our priority right now.
00:43:47What's our priority?
00:43:50Surviving.
00:43:59This is most tiresome.
00:44:02Right?
00:44:03And all this sand?
00:44:04It gets everywhere.
00:44:06Say, Rollins, what's your secret?
00:44:20Hey, Glider, can you fly up and see how far we have to go?
00:44:23Now that, that gives me an idea.
00:44:27Rollins, can you fly up and see how far we have to go?
00:44:38What?
00:44:39You know that of anything?
00:44:41That's impossible.
00:44:42Nothing in the distance?
00:44:43Let me fly up.
00:44:44Huh.
00:44:44Be my guest.
00:44:46I mean, fly me up.
00:44:48For on my planet, I should be able to recognize something.
00:44:51I hope.
00:44:59Whoa, you're one strong bug.
00:45:04Rollins is a scythex.
00:45:06Don't be rude.
00:45:08Sorry?
00:45:12Hmm.
00:45:15Uh, Bruno?
00:45:16Oh, yeah.
00:45:18So, as I made my way through the city under attack,
00:45:20I found myself looking for a way to fight back.
00:45:23A resistance.
00:45:25This is my team.
00:45:27Okay.
00:45:28Granted, there's not much to look at right now.
00:45:30Ah!
00:45:38What have you two been up to?
00:45:40We're looking for Pandy.
00:45:41Is that a prop?
00:45:42Say hello to the genuine article.
00:45:45Chen's medallion.
00:45:46That thing that's been collecting dust in your office for years?
00:45:49Yes, and right now,
00:45:51we think it's trying to lead us back to Pandy.
00:45:54It can't fall into the wrong hands.
00:45:56No, it absolutely can't.
00:45:58What are we waiting for?
00:46:09You know, this reminds me of that season two episode
00:46:12where Pandy loses the medallion and winds up lost in the jungle.
00:46:14So, his friends have to use the medallion to find him again.
00:46:18I remember.
00:46:19Life imitating art.
00:46:21Well put, sir, Bruno.
00:46:23Any idea what else this thing can do?
00:46:25It didn't exactly come with an instruction manual.
00:46:28It's supposed to be tuned to Pandy.
00:46:32Whatever that means.
00:46:34But anyone can still use it.
00:46:35Otherwise, why can't it fall into the wrong hands?
00:46:38You're probably right.
00:46:40We don't know how it works.
00:46:41May I?
00:46:43Sure.
00:46:48That's really something.
00:46:50Right?
00:46:51Feels like you're holding a live wire.
00:46:54Stubborn thing, isn't it?
00:46:59Surrender now, or be destroyed.
00:47:02Duke, no!
00:47:03Hey, I've got a career to think about.
00:47:06They probably have TV shows I could audition for.
00:47:08Nobody's surrendering anything.
00:47:10Very well.
00:47:11We don't need you to be alive to take the medallion from you.
00:47:14Fire!
00:47:17More powerful than I thought.
00:47:19Fortunately, I got an inside man.
00:47:26These things are worse than studio executives.
00:47:29Get them off me!
00:47:44They were aliens in disguise?
00:47:50Those sneaky rats.
00:47:56Say anything, Pandy?
00:47:58Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff.
00:48:00There's an abandoned car.
00:48:01There's some kind of dead, decaying body.
00:48:04I feel better already.
00:48:05Give them a minute.
00:48:06Oh, wow.
00:48:08Vultras are eating it.
00:48:10Anything else, Pandy?
00:48:12Well...
00:48:13Sand.
00:48:14We're so dead.
00:48:18Oh, wait.
00:48:19I know where we are.
00:48:21The windy, spinny things.
00:48:23We're out here shooting an episode.
00:48:25The freeway's right over that hill.
00:48:27I can't see it, but I'm sure of it.
00:48:29It's right past that...
00:48:38What?
00:48:39What happened?
00:48:40What is it?
00:48:41It just shut off?
00:48:43It's not doing anything now.
00:48:45Maybe...
00:48:46Maybe you used up its charge.
00:48:48How'd you make it do those things?
00:48:50With the force field?
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:52I wasn't thinking at all.
00:48:54I was just scared.
00:48:55Then angry.
00:48:56Maybe it responds to feelings, not thoughts.
00:49:00Well, whatever it does, it's not doing it now.
00:49:02Well, how the heck are we supposed to find Pandy now?
00:49:21Keep it down.
00:49:22We don't want to be spotted.
00:49:25Relax.
00:49:26I'm on an important mission here.
00:49:40Hungry?
00:49:41I could eat a Chexarian horse.
00:49:46Guess the place is closed.
00:49:48I didn't think they ever closed.
00:49:54Pulling at my sleeve, Carl.
00:49:57I'm doing a live report on the alien invasion.
00:50:00What could possibly be?
00:50:04Ooh, a celebrity.
00:50:06Cut the invasion feed.
00:50:08This is real news.
00:50:10Hey, Pandy.
00:50:13Sylvester from MMZ.
00:50:15This is Sylvester with MMZ News.
00:50:19Reporting on superstar Pandy, who has sunk to begging for handouts.
00:50:24We're not looking for handouts.
00:50:25We were going to buy everything.
00:50:27Precisely.
00:50:28And at a time like this, all you can think about is food.
00:50:31Can you explain it to our viewers?
00:50:33What puts you above the law?
00:50:35Ha!
00:50:36The press will not be denied!
00:50:40I think you just were.
00:50:42Hey, hey!
00:50:44You have high fives on your planet?
00:50:46Everybody has high fives.
00:50:59Dad, I sent you a text!
00:51:01Don't you ever check.
00:51:02It was terrible.
00:51:03The natives!
00:51:04They used force to protect themselves!
00:51:07What?
00:51:07The very nerve!
00:51:08I know!
00:51:09They had an even stronger force than our force.
00:51:12They used the medallion!
00:51:13This sounds expensive.
00:51:15You're not kidding.
00:51:16Now I need new soldiers and new armor and...
00:51:18Silence!
00:51:19What about Bruno?
00:51:20He's still down there with them.
00:51:21Maybe he's really a triple agent.
00:51:24On the contrary, he's playing the long game.
00:51:27Learning the strengths of the medallion.
00:51:29Waiting for the opportune moment to strike.
00:51:31Your Majesty!
00:51:32What?
00:51:32News of the target.
00:51:33Put it on screen.
00:51:35On superstar Pandy, who has sunk to begging for handouts.
00:51:39We're not looking for handouts.
00:51:40We were going to buy everything.
00:51:42Precisely.
00:51:43My no-good exile of a son is banded together with that sorry excuse for a panda.
00:51:48It is time I entered the fray.
00:51:58Yeah, you know, we really shouldn't steal.
00:52:02Ah, don't worry.
00:52:03I have an account with every grocer in town.
00:52:05I'll just leave a note.
00:52:07They'll put it on my tab.
00:52:09You would buy us this food?
00:52:11Least I can do.
00:52:13It's about the only thing I can do.
00:52:31Mmm.
00:52:32This is delicious.
00:52:49It's vegetarian.
00:52:53You guys don't have food like this on your planet?
00:52:55Ha-ha-ha.
00:52:57Nothing that tastes this good.
00:52:59This planet might have some perks after all.
00:53:05Oh, how are we supposed to find Pandy now?
00:53:11Huh.
00:53:12What is it?
00:53:13Oh, I have an app that lets me know whenever Pandy makes the news.
00:53:16And it looks like our boy's done it again.
00:53:19From high society to street tough.
00:53:21Pandy and crew raid local grocer?
00:53:24Oh, let me see that.
00:53:25He's at God's?
00:53:26That's two blocks from here.
00:53:28Come on!
00:53:37Oh, man.
00:53:38I'm stuffed.
00:53:40Don't mention it.
00:53:41It's the...
00:53:41The least you can do...
00:53:42Stop that!
00:53:44I mean, this is great and all, but nothing beats your heroics.
00:53:48Oh, it's all fake.
00:53:50It's a lie.
00:53:51Just a big, fat fraud.
00:53:53No, you're not a fraud.
00:53:56Ron says you are kind of fat.
00:53:58See, I know what a real hero is.
00:54:00My dad, he was a hero.
00:54:03He made me a star.
00:54:04Listen to me.
00:54:05There's more to being a hero than being brave or strong or fast.
00:54:11A hero someone people look up to.
00:54:14And my crew, we look up to you.
00:54:18Really?
00:54:19You taught me a hero could do more with his strength than just push people around.
00:54:24You could help them.
00:54:30Pandy!
00:54:33It's so good to see you alive.
00:54:38Calm down.
00:54:39Calm down.
00:54:40They saved my life.
00:54:42They did?
00:54:43Hello.
00:54:47Oh, I have to tell you.
00:54:48Your father's medallion.
00:54:50It's real.
00:54:51It's got actual magic powers.
00:54:53Here, go on.
00:54:54Take it.
00:55:13Your shops really do have everything I'm looking for.
00:55:16You're the guy from the theater?
00:55:17Ah, yes.
00:55:18We meet at last.
00:55:19Did you think it would end up any other way?
00:55:21No, I just...
00:55:22You look so much larger on the big screen.
00:55:25What?
00:55:25You insolent peasant.
00:55:33Bruno, let me go.
00:55:35Sorry, Penn.
00:55:36It's time I joined the winning side.
00:55:38You fiend.
00:55:40Sticks and stones, you hack.
00:55:44Looks like we trails all the way around.
00:55:47You're a disgrace to me, Crusher.
00:55:49You can't do this.
00:55:54You've got to stop.
00:55:56Crusher, you're the prince of the great Drexorian Empire.
00:55:59Act like it and blow up that planet.
00:56:01No.
00:56:02Do it or you will regret it.
00:56:05You taught me respect comes with power.
00:56:08That those without power don't deserve respect.
00:56:12But we're the ones without the respect.
00:56:15We don't have respect.
00:56:17Ha ha ha ha.
00:56:18What do you know about respect?
00:56:21They hate us.
00:56:22No one in the Galactic Cluster looks up to the Drexorians.
00:56:26They'll have no choice but to look up to us after we drag them through the dirt.
00:56:30Fire.
00:56:31No!
00:56:33No!
00:56:53What have you done?
00:56:56I... I just wanted to do what's right.
00:57:00You fired on your own people. Don't you lecture me about what's right.
00:57:08Guards lock him in his corners until we return to treachery.
00:57:13That was a warning shot. Next one won't be across your nose, but up it.
00:57:21A scythex?
00:57:26Crusher, come back. If you leave now, you will be hereby banished.
00:57:31Crusher, come on. Rollins and I came to break you out.
00:57:37You haven't learned a thing.
00:57:39Dad!
00:57:40Yes, son?
00:57:41It's the medallion!
00:57:42Splendid. You truly are my son.
00:57:48Ow! Hot potato, hot potato!
00:57:51Tie them up. And why are the still standing walls with explosives?
00:57:56Come on! What are you doing?
00:57:58You two get to stay and enjoy the fireworks.
00:58:01What? No!
00:58:04At least I remember to pick up the milk.
00:58:09Hey, not me. You're making a mistake.
00:58:13Well, you can't go rewarding traitors. You know their word isn't any good. Take them away.
00:58:24Oh, man. Tied up next to a ticking time bomb? We've done this in the show like a million times.
00:58:29I'm glad you appreciate the classics. After we incinerate the building, we'll do the same to the whole planet.
00:58:36Father, please!
00:58:38Can't hear you, traitor. Rot next to your precious hero.
00:58:42Feck!
00:58:48What are you doing?
00:58:50Cutting through the ropes with friction.
00:58:52I used to escape a trap like this in season one. And season two. And three. And I think there
00:59:00was four.
00:59:01Dude tends to reuse sort of plot devices.
00:59:11Oops!
00:59:21Hello? Anybody?
00:59:25Hello, son.
00:59:26Dad?
00:59:27Not quite. But your dad left quite an impression on the amulet, which is what's speaking to you now.
00:59:33Just as his father did before him and his grandmother and so on.
00:59:38What is it?
00:59:38This medallion is very special. It resonates with all the energy of Nuwa. The entire planet.
00:59:46What?
00:59:46It's a conduit. If you trust your feelings and empty your mind, you can use the medallion to help your
00:59:53friends.
00:59:54Help save the whole planet.
00:59:56You've seen your own show, haven't you?
00:59:58You mean the things I do on the show?
01:00:00Are based on what the medallion can really do. Yes. I made sure that Duke followed those guidelines carefully.
01:00:06Then I already know what it can do.
01:00:08That's right.
01:00:09But I'm not... I can't.
01:00:11Can't what?
01:00:12I'm no hero. Not like you. Not like Chen.
01:00:16Son, just because your bravery has never been tested doesn't mean you don't have any. There was never any real
01:00:23need for heroics before today. You succeeded at every challenge I set before you. Now, you have a different one.
01:00:31Are you ready to save Nuwa and your friends? I am. Then go. Use the medallion. Become the hero.
01:00:46Pandy. Pandy. Pandy. Pandy. Are you okay? Yeah. How long was I out? A couple of minutes. You sure you're
01:00:57okay? Yeah. Okay. Do you have any idea how we're gonna get out of here? Like this.
01:01:05Wow. Let's go. We'll need a ship to get up to Father's fleet. Then let's go get one.
01:01:13All's clear. Let's get back before we miss the party.
01:01:20What's the plan? I've got an idea. Halt, evildoers!
01:01:30Halt, evildoers?
01:01:31What? It always worked on the show.
01:01:51Let's hear it for my non-idiot son, Martin. And yours truly for leading such a victorious crusade.
01:01:59Wait, I've got a broadcast to make. Let's turn it down a notch.
01:02:14People of Nuwa, let me express my condolences for the loss of your hero.
01:02:19We'll be sending mining ships to strip your planet of all resources starting now.
01:02:23When we're done, it'll probably implode.
01:02:34Hey, uh, Bruno?
01:02:37Yeah?
01:02:37Um, listen, I'd like to apologize for typecasting you as a villain.
01:02:41Uh, thanks?
01:02:42Yeah, you're more the henchman type.
01:02:44I, uh, I don't...
01:02:45A one or two episode character.
01:02:47Yeah, I get it.
01:02:48Someone who gets blown to bits before the opening teaser.
01:02:55Um, Dad, I got some bad news.
01:02:58I despise bad news.
01:03:00Tell it in the form of a joke.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:03Well, it's black and white, and kicking your soldiers' keisters with a medallion of incredible power!
01:03:07That's a terrible joke.
01:03:09He's alive!
01:03:10Not for long, for I shall set a trap of such insidious cunning, that he will be utterly destroyed.
01:03:19Seems a bit too easy.
01:03:23Welcome.
01:03:25Welcome.
01:03:27I'm not getting any readings of fighter pilots or anything.
01:03:31Okay.
01:03:32Stay close when we land.
01:03:33I'm going to be the latter, uh.
01:03:47You, you!
01:04:01Pendy, no!
01:04:02Good guys always fall for the flashing arrow trap
01:04:06If you find any pieces, save them from my trophy room
01:04:10Uh, they, um...
01:04:12Go ahead, use your big boy words
01:04:14I... they're not here
01:04:16Well, of course
01:04:16You obliterated them with your blasters
01:04:19Shh, follow us
01:04:21Did you obliterate them?
01:04:23I, uh, just there's no actual sign
01:04:25No sign?
01:04:26The ship is full of holes, they must be dead
01:04:39It'll take them a while to get through that
01:04:41How did...
01:04:43Remember that episode?
01:04:44We...
01:04:44It's not like we've got much more important things to deal with right now
01:04:50Where'd your father put his prisoners
01:04:53Oh
01:04:54Uh, let's go
01:05:03King Kerov, is that you?
01:05:05Um, you're misty
01:05:06Before you kill me
01:05:08You're gonna wanna hear this
01:05:09It's a feel-good sitcom
01:05:12Starring you, huh?
01:05:14King Kerov knows best
01:05:16Huh?
01:05:17Huh?
01:05:18No, no, I'm flexible
01:05:20I take constructive feedback
01:05:21Very well
01:05:22I...
01:05:22I knew writers were weak and cowardly bunch
01:05:25But this is a bit much
01:05:26You're alive
01:05:27I knew it
01:05:28I knew it
01:05:29I knew it all
01:05:29And Pandy, heh, wow
01:05:37Pandy, I...
01:05:38I'm sorry
01:05:39Why the heck should we trust you?
01:05:41Because
01:05:42I know how much I screwed up
01:05:44I-I want to fix it
01:05:46Please
01:05:47Please
01:05:48Please
01:05:48Please
01:05:50Please
01:06:14What's stopping it?
01:06:19What?
01:06:21The Jerk's family.
01:06:32Uh-oh.
01:06:33What?
01:06:34What is it?
01:06:34I don't get it.
01:06:36Dad told me the medallion could draw all the power it needed from Nua.
01:06:40Uh, Pandy, you're not on Nua anymore.
01:06:45Which means you just used up whatever charge the thing had left.
01:06:49Not so fast.
01:06:51So kind of you to come to the prison cells on your own.
01:06:54You survived.
01:06:56My, my, that medallion really is powerful.
01:06:59Hand it over.
01:07:00Or I'll take it by extreme force, which I always enjoy.
01:07:03No can do.
01:07:04The medallion doesn't work away from Nua.
01:07:06It's true, Father.
01:07:08You can't take it with you.
01:07:11Ah, shucks.
01:07:12Fire when ready.
01:07:14Blaster!
01:07:17Roll it!
01:07:20Fire!
01:07:22Ah!
01:07:25Ah!
01:07:27Ah!
01:07:28Ah!
01:07:30Ah!
01:07:34Ah!
01:07:47Set. Mer. Up. Up.
01:07:51Foolish panda! None of you can defeat me!
01:08:30Everyone! Get to the docking port! We'll escape there!
01:08:34Oh, heavens. The damage, it's... it's almost incalculable.
01:08:40The lasers with the cars. I want them back. Get them! Get them now!
01:08:48Doug, we'll need you.
01:08:51I can't!
01:08:52Just go, you big ape!
01:09:03Pandy! Come on!
01:09:05You never would have made it without Crusher and his crew. I can't leave them behind!
01:09:09You're not coming with us?
01:09:11If they don't make it, I don't make it.
01:09:13This is no time for long goodbyes!
01:09:17Come back in one piece.
01:09:25You made it!
01:09:26Karat's not too far behind.
01:09:27Come on now! Into the last escape pod!
01:09:33No!
01:09:35Such is the reward for all treasonous scum.
01:09:38I'll take treason over your stinking empire any day!
01:09:42Do you really think you and your crew can escape? I destroyed your last hope of fleeing this ship.
01:09:48That may be true, but all this destruction looks awfully expensive!
01:09:54Expensive!
01:09:55Expensive!
01:09:56Expensive!
01:09:56I'm afraid your son is correct.
01:09:59Say hi to Grandma for me!
01:10:02Our financial losses were sent directly to your mother and she's calling us home.
01:10:12And you thought it was all just a TV show?
01:10:16I have been wrong before.
01:10:20Your old man looked really mad.
01:10:22Oh, you think he's bad?
01:10:24You should see his mom.
01:10:26I think he'll just let Karath see her for me.
01:10:28The only thing I'm seeing to is your demise!
01:10:36You think I'd let you escape?
01:10:38I'm not Karath the runaway!
01:10:40I'm not Karath the bankrupt!
01:10:42I'm Karath the destroyer!
01:10:48What's wrong?
01:10:49You were so snide a second ago.
01:10:52We need to do something!
01:10:54Like what?
01:11:06Help me!
01:11:07We need to get closer to Nuwa!
01:11:09Why would that?
01:11:10You think I'm not too scared?
01:11:17Now, I'm getting closer to Nuwa!
01:11:19Let's go!
01:11:23Okay, let's get closer!
01:11:24Well, come on.
01:11:24Hadi.
01:11:24Let's come.
01:11:28Let's go!
01:11:30Now, let's get closer to Nuwa!
01:11:45What?
01:11:56Why did...
01:11:58We're safe?
01:12:04What are you doing, Pandy?
01:12:06You guys get to safety!
01:12:12You're getting away!
01:12:28Is everyone okay?
01:12:39Go, go!
01:12:51I'm sure you keep getting away!
01:12:54Okay, go!
01:12:56I'm not going to go!
01:12:56I'm not going to go!
01:12:56I'm not going to go!
01:12:57I'm not going to go!
01:12:58I'm not going to go!
01:13:02I'm not going to go!
01:13:06We'll be back!
01:13:11Let's go.
01:13:37Let's go.
01:13:52You're on the air, Penny.
01:13:54Thanks, Bruno.
01:13:56Everyone, please listen.
01:13:57Right now, our hero, Pandy, is fighting against the king of the aliens that attacked our planet.
01:14:02Their king is strong and merciless, but Pandy is fearlessly taking him on.
01:14:08For Nua, believe in him.
01:14:10Please cheer him on.
01:14:12Make these aliens learn the power of Nua.
01:14:20What?
01:14:26Let's go.
01:15:16I'll get you next time, Panky!
01:15:47I'll get you next time.
01:16:03Hey, guys!
01:16:05Get over here!
01:16:06I don't think that's such a...
01:16:09You're all part of the family now.
01:16:17You thinking what I'm thinking?
01:16:19Way ahead of you, girlie.
01:16:23This might be our last adventure together, but who knew you'd finally join the forces of good?
01:16:28Last adventure?
01:16:29We'll get out of this together!
01:16:30You really think you can escape me, Lord of the Galaxy?
01:16:40Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:16:44I don't know, something got...
01:16:46Are you kidding?
01:16:47That was great!
01:16:49Absolutely!
01:16:49In all my days at Nada, I've never seen a maniacal laugh like that.
01:16:54Thanks.
01:16:54You know, like father, like son.
01:16:58Well, let's, uh, let's hope you're not too much like him.
01:17:03That's a wrap for the day!
01:17:05Let's go home.
01:17:10Hey!
01:17:12I still owe you one for making me a hero this season.
01:17:15I was thinking us guys could head out for a bite to eat.
01:17:20A little bonding time.
01:17:21It could be good for the show.
01:17:22Guys, I'd love to, but...
01:17:38I think there's been a miscommunication.
01:17:44There must be some other bit you're looking for.
01:17:50So before you hook those claws inside my fluffy heart
01:17:56There's something that you aliens should know
01:18:03I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:18:07All my fight scenes are CGI with plastic laser swords
01:18:12So go hit up some chump for that next world war
01:18:16I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:18:20I've always been a lover, not a fighter
01:18:24And though I choose Bruce Lee films for Netflix and chill
01:18:28Dangerous stun scenes were never by desire
01:18:32The sight of blood has always made me ill
01:18:37I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:18:41I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:18:41I just got sharp teeth for bamboo trees
01:18:43They don't really do much more
01:18:45Don't take me to your leader
01:18:47Let me slip out the back door
01:18:49Cause I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:19:09I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:19:14All my fight scenes are CGI with plastic laser swords
01:19:18Don't take me to your leader
01:19:20Let me slip out the back door
01:19:23Cause I'm not the, not the bill you're looking for
01:19:31I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:19:34I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:19:36I'm not the bill you're looking for
01:19:38I'll give you a bit of a better
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