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00:00:14The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, the RCMP, the Mounties, a symbol to all the world of
00:00:24justice and principle, courage and courtesy.
00:00:33Mounties in plain clothes enforce the federal drug and narcotic laws.
00:00:40The dope peddler casually lights a cigarette and throws the empty box away.
00:00:46The new recreational cannabis regime will officially come into force on October 17th
00:00:52of this year.
00:00:55Every dog has its day and Kona has had hers, at least with the RCMP.
00:01:01The three-year-old German Shepherd, trained to sniff for drugs including marijuana, is
00:01:06being replaced.
00:01:07Well, the new marijuana laws definitely have changed the rules for us.
00:01:21I'm your drug dealer, Luke.
00:01:23It's never gonna happen.
00:01:32Two times at 4640 Paradise, code 4.
00:01:36Want your usual order there, Bump?
00:01:38No, I got plenty.
00:01:39I'm actually here as a friend, well, and future husband.
00:01:46They gave us specific orders to shut down anything that's not government run.
00:01:50I guess you'll be buying elsewhere?
00:01:52I can't be seen buying pot.
00:01:54I don't have a prescription.
00:01:57How are you okay with this?
00:02:02You're a traitor to the cause.
00:02:04And you wonder why I'm not interested.
00:02:07Ours is a love of the ages, like Romeo and Juliet.
00:02:09What am I supposed to do this?
00:02:11Break it up.
00:02:12Not too fine.
00:02:13She's got arthritis.
00:02:18I'm just great.
00:02:19And we're not stupid.
00:02:20You're known, Anne.
00:02:21I mean, I'm not gonna bust your door down, but some cop wanting to increase their quota
00:02:25might.
00:02:26Right.
00:02:27Everybody wants to smoke, but nobody wants it in their backyard.
00:02:37Whoa.
00:02:38What's this?
00:02:38You're growing now?
00:02:40Come on.
00:02:40Relax.
00:02:41It's just a couple of plants.
00:02:43This is Marilyn.
00:02:45Say hi.
00:02:46Ma'am?
00:02:47I don't know.
00:02:49It's fucking ridiculous.
00:02:51I mean, I fought for legalization.
00:02:52I should be celebrating on Monday, not looking over my fucking shoulder.
00:03:10Anne, I need you out or I need the rent.
00:03:13Are you kidding me?
00:03:14You're a broke drug dealer?
00:03:17I can't breathe, Luke.
00:03:18Not heroin.
00:03:19It's the McDonald's of drugs.
00:03:20You know, I heard that Winnipeg is nice this time of year.
00:03:24Start here at Winnipeg's International Airport.
00:03:27Some people call it the Taj Mahal of the Canadian prairies.
00:03:31No matter how you look at it, Winnipeg is growing up.
00:03:42I'm sorry to be a bummer, but it's time to move on.
00:03:46I thought you weren't giving up.
00:03:49You know, I'm glad that we're communicating so openly.
00:03:52It's the foundation of any strong relationship.
00:03:55Ma'am?
00:04:09Where have you been?
00:04:10You're late.
00:04:11You know I like mine before breakfast.
00:04:13Bus troubles.
00:04:15Bus troubles.
00:04:15Why don't you Uber?
00:04:18Um, Kidnapper Express, a new thank you.
00:04:24Oh!
00:04:25My super life said hello.
00:04:32He could be a serial killer.
00:04:34Seriously, he doesn't even need to stalk you.
00:04:36He just needs a Tinder profile.
00:04:40Oh, wants to meet this afternoon.
00:04:44He's hungry.
00:04:45You know what serial killers have in common?
00:04:47They're all white, and they're all clean looking.
00:04:50Well, I find them to be very polite and eager to please.
00:04:55Mmm.
00:04:55And they really love gilfs.
00:04:58What's a gilf?
00:04:59Grandma, I'd like to...
00:05:02Still so weird.
00:05:04Cause I'm old?
00:05:05No, you're just so open about it.
00:05:08Well, we Canadians like to keep our drugs and our fucking behind closed doors.
00:05:12Yeah.
00:05:14Got it.
00:05:14Here.
00:05:24Mmm.
00:05:28Big day.
00:05:30Lots of deliveries.
00:05:31Well, if you want a Netflix and show with Ted Bundy, that's on you.
00:05:37Bonus.
00:05:38Penis pick.
00:05:40Oh, God.
00:05:43Fuck me.
00:05:48Oh, fuck it.
00:05:50I've had a good life.
00:05:53Here.
00:05:54I'll ask him if he's a serial killer, just so you don't have to worry about me.
00:05:58Great.
00:06:07So the government finally did it.
00:06:10Yep.
00:06:11They managed to take the fun out of legal weed.
00:06:15I was so excited about it.
00:06:18Until our nanny state of government stepped in.
00:06:23More news on the hour.
00:06:24Now back to the music.
00:06:28Is this gonna affect you?
00:06:29How?
00:06:30I'll be okay.
00:06:32I'll keep a low profile.
00:06:35Not take on any new clients.
00:06:37But...
00:06:38Everyone's regular, so...
00:06:39It's fine.
00:06:41Well, my love.
00:06:43I won't be on Monday.
00:06:45Why?
00:06:47Shoppers is carrying it.
00:06:49So?
00:06:51I have a points card.
00:06:53And with the amount I smoke, I'll be racking them up.
00:06:56You're leaving me for points?
00:06:57Hey.
00:06:58That shit adds up.
00:07:00I've been with you for years.
00:07:02I've helped you manage pain, and if it wasn't for me, you'd probably be addicted to painkillers.
00:07:07Business is business.
00:07:09You were an activist.
00:07:10You're like in jail for a while or something.
00:07:13You're seriously gonna buy from some faceless capitalist assholes?
00:07:19Do you have a points program?
00:07:21No. Do you have a loyalty program?
00:07:23What about LSD?
00:07:25LSD?
00:07:26You know I only sell weed.
00:07:28Then you've got a problem.
00:07:30But you're a smart girl.
00:07:32You'll figure something out.
00:07:40Thanks, Grandma.
00:07:55Diaper weed?
00:08:01Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
00:08:31I told you I don't give a fuck about your IT issues.
00:08:34I lost millions because you couldn't make the trade.
00:08:37I want you to make good.
00:08:38Or I'm gonna go with someone who doesn't have fucking dial-up.
00:08:42No peeking.
00:08:43Don't flatter yourself.
00:08:45Fuck.
00:08:49Ground as per request.
00:08:53Someone doing what I asked?
00:08:58You want a job?
00:08:59No. I'm good.
00:09:07What?
00:09:08No line. No peeking.
00:09:14I'm the government mafia, man. Those fuckers. They take no prisoners.
00:09:19I'm hoping for loyalty from my customers.
00:09:23Oh, man. Fucking brilliant. Loyalty. I love it.
00:09:28You would love my old man.
00:09:30Oh, hey. Check out this new app.
00:09:33It's like the Tinder of weed.
00:09:36I can choose from like 300 varieties and it's delivered in an hour.
00:09:39Just swipe right.
00:09:41Yeah, I'm not gonna stand in line like some stoner schmuck or wait for Canada Post.
00:09:46This motherfucker up this game.
00:09:47But we found the strain that works for you.
00:09:50Yeah, well, maybe I want to mix it up a little.
00:09:51Okay, then. Don't smoke at work.
00:09:53It focuses me.
00:09:54Yeah, because of me.
00:09:57Okay, smoke Godfather OG and you will not know what the fuck you're trading.
00:10:02Afghan Kush is gonna knock you out.
00:10:06Okay, Charlotte's Web is made for people with epilepsy and has 0.3% THC.
00:10:11Team Drizzy.
00:10:13Belieber.
00:10:16These aren't even fucking strings. You don't know what's in them.
00:10:20This is a total gimmick, Brent.
00:10:26Nice.
00:10:27Look, I'm not Domino's. Okay?
00:10:29I don't deliver in 30 minutes or less.
00:10:32I'm like a good tailor. I know my shit and I cut to fit.
00:10:35They even have a loyalty points program. Fucking A.
00:10:40loyalty.
00:10:40Loyalty being the key word here.
00:10:43Since you met me, you have experienced record returns.
00:10:46And actually, I should be charging you more money.
00:10:48Because without me, you'd still be sitting in that shitty cubicle wearing off-the-rack suits driving a Civic instead
00:10:54of a Porsche, okay?
00:10:56Look, I don't deliver points. I deliver a seven-figure bonus.
00:11:00No, I deliver. You just work on the fucking line.
00:11:10Fuck you.
00:11:12Tell her I said hi.
00:11:14Why would you buy in bulk now?
00:11:16Idila gave me a great deal.
00:11:18I have the best shit in town.
00:11:21CDCBO closes at five.
00:11:22They don't have enough for supply.
00:11:24I figure demand's gonna increase with legalization.
00:11:27What about the club?
00:11:28People want to go up, not down.
00:11:31You know, if you dealt in coke...
00:11:33Coke?
00:11:35Coke, heroin, pills, that shit just fucks you up.
00:11:40At least with the weed, you know, it helps people.
00:11:43I kind of feel like one of those country doctors.
00:11:47You know, making house calls and checking in on people, offering advice, a little relief.
00:11:55Well, it's the things that fuck you up that make you rich.
00:11:57So, unless you find some new patients, the only gig left doing house calls is Uber Eats.
00:12:03Luke says I'm on their radar.
00:12:06And I can't trust new clients unless I get references, but I don't have time.
00:12:09You hit that yet?
00:12:11Luke?
00:12:15No.
00:12:16Why not?
00:12:18He's nice, but he's so eager.
00:12:21He's constantly saying sorry for everything. It's not hot.
00:12:25Huh.
00:12:27Nice. Eager.
00:12:29Constantly apologizing.
00:12:31Sounds like you hit the bedroom jackpot right there.
00:12:34Mind if I call him?
00:12:35You sound like my grandma.
00:12:36We're both women of the world.
00:12:39We've learned shit.
00:12:40Like diversify your portfolio.
00:12:48I will talk to Steve at the club.
00:12:52I'm sorry. I know he's a douchebag.
00:12:55He is a slimy cocksucker.
00:13:03Ugh. Maple syrup goes with fucking everything.
00:13:07Honey, I'm not Costco. I don't do returns.
00:13:16Oh my God. Have your parents seen that yet?
00:13:19Of course they have.
00:13:21Now that it's legal and I've met Prime Minister Hot Stuff, my parents think I'm a visionary.
00:13:26I even smoked up with my mom last week. It was really special.
00:13:33Coffee, weed, and vinyl.
00:13:35Yeah. The weekend hipster trifecta.
00:13:38And you even made it ethnic.
00:13:40Like bees do honey.
00:13:42Fuck your s'mores.
00:13:43Well, I'll be moving out soon, but for now this serves its purpose, since I do most of my business
00:13:48online.
00:13:49That's all they see.
00:13:50Green health?
00:13:52Sounds like an enema.
00:13:54I need to bring a veneer of respectability to my business, especially now that I'm going legit.
00:13:59You're opening a store?
00:14:00No.
00:14:01I'm now a government-licensed lab.
00:14:04I'm a micro-cultivator.
00:14:06You are?
00:14:07Yeah.
00:14:07I'm the poster child for a new day, and I'm gonna grow like Jeff Bezos.
00:14:12I'm gonna be the Amazon of weed.
00:14:14Well, great. Then you can buy my stuff back, no problem.
00:14:18I'll even take a hit on the buyback.
00:14:20I know this is a weird request, but I've always been loyal, and most of my people left, so I
00:14:28just need to get back on my feet.
00:14:30I can't. It's all regulated.
00:14:33I make one misstep, they pull my license.
00:14:36Fuck.
00:14:36Really?
00:14:38What if I sell it back to you 30% below what I paid for?
00:14:40You're making a profit on a profit, isn't that like your mantra?
00:14:44My mantra?
00:14:46I'm brown.
00:14:47I'm a woman.
00:14:48I'm gonna get screwed, so always look for the next opportunity.
00:14:54But you sold me all this.
00:14:58And you're the one who had a great plan.
00:15:00Listen, Adila, I need this.
00:15:03If I can't make rent, I'm out on my ass, and people aren't buying the way I thought they would.
00:15:07Look, remember when we first started dealing in university?
00:15:09We said that it was to pay our bills and to create our own opportunities.
00:15:13No, we said it was so we could smoke weed for free.
00:15:17True.
00:15:18But once we started making money, we said that it was to avoid having a desk job.
00:15:22Remember?
00:15:23You were gonna go and travel and help save people and animals and shit because you feel guilty about your
00:15:30privilege.
00:15:30And I was gonna make money off of people like you.
00:15:33But I love dealing.
00:15:36I'm good at it.
00:15:38Then find a new opportunity.
00:15:41This is our time.
00:15:43Dealing weed is like the mullet.
00:15:45It's dead and it's not coming back.
00:15:47It was a fun ride while it lasted, partner.
00:15:49But now, it's time for some tough love.
00:15:52It's late in the summer while it lands on the streets.
00:15:52I'm gonna go.
00:16:03Don't forget.
00:16:03It's all for a while.
00:16:04But soon for a while.
00:16:05It's all for a while.
00:16:18It was a fun ride.
00:16:18It was hard to escape.
00:16:19I'm sorry.
00:16:21But it's not a Dota' sign.
00:16:22I don't know.
00:16:55Sorry I'm late.
00:16:56I'm busy at the store.
00:16:58We open on Monday and I'm still filling positions in.
00:17:02Can't believe I got an interview so fast.
00:17:04Indeed.
00:17:05So you are...
00:17:11Ann Banting?
00:17:13The microphone's not necessary.
00:17:16Ann Banting, yes.
00:17:18The software we use put you at the top of our list.
00:17:23Wow.
00:17:25So, um, have you been working for the government long?
00:17:32Thank you for asking.
00:17:33Yes, I worked with the LCBO part-time when I was in high school
00:17:36and then I moved up to full-time.
00:17:38In 1927, the government of Ontario created the LCBO,
00:17:43selling all the liquor you need to let down your guard
00:17:46after a hard day, being accepting of everyone
00:17:49and apologizing for everything.
00:17:52And then I worked with the beer store.
00:17:54The government of Ontario helped create the beer store,
00:17:57allowing all of us to live up to the Canadian stereotypes
00:18:00of loving plaid, hockey, and knowing some guy named Doug.
00:18:04And then I saw an opportunity to move up with CDCBO.
00:18:08But we know Canada is a country full of diverse people and vices,
00:18:12and we're proud to announce the CDCBO,
00:18:16the Cannabis Distribution and Control Board of Ontario.
00:18:19You heard it correctly, Ontario.
00:18:21Your government is sparking up.
00:18:23Full stop.
00:18:28Such different products.
00:18:30I can hear you fine.
00:18:35I mean, are they?
00:18:37It's all the same poison.
00:18:39I believe Snoop Dogg said it best when he said,
00:18:41it makes me feel the way I need to feel.
00:18:46I think he was just talking about cannabis,
00:18:48but that's one person's opinion, truthfully.
00:18:52And he is a multi-layered artist.
00:18:55Genius, in my mind.
00:18:58All right, so, tell me about yourself.
00:19:03Well, I'm very excited about this opportunity.
00:19:05I think it's been a very long time coming.
00:19:07And what makes you a unique candidate?
00:19:10Do you hate Bob Marley?
00:19:15Well, I have a degree in economics,
00:19:17and I've had my own business since university.
00:19:21Oh, that's impressive.
00:19:23Yeah, I've been my own boss since then.
00:19:25And it's been a lot of hard work
00:19:27keeping my clients happy with all the choice out there.
00:19:30So, why do you want to work with the CDC...
00:19:34CDCDO?
00:19:35See, sometimes it's appropriate.
00:19:37Well, like you, I thought I'd get in on the ground floor
00:19:40of a company that's going to grow very quickly.
00:19:42I mean, 40 stores in Ontario isn't enough to match the demand.
00:19:46Right.
00:19:49So, it says here that you are a weed dealer.
00:19:57Cannabis.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59That works.
00:20:00That's the time that the microphone works.
00:20:02I think it's a perfect fit, really.
00:20:04I'm well-versed in every strain.
00:20:06I know the effects of each one.
00:20:08And I persevere to find the right strain
00:20:10for each of my customers.
00:20:11And I think if given the chance,
00:20:13I could do the same for yours.
00:20:15Yeah, stop talking.
00:20:16You are aware that this is a government position, right?
00:20:19Yeah.
00:20:21And you're applying for a position as an admitted criminal.
00:20:25I feel like this is a...
00:20:27Admitted...
00:20:27Admitted criminal.
00:20:30See?
00:20:31It emph...
00:20:33I took a...
00:20:34I took a class on this.
00:20:36Took a...
00:20:37That's not...
00:20:38That's not you.
00:20:38Admitted criminal.
00:20:42Not after this weekend.
00:20:46Touché.
00:20:52Well, I can see why the software gave you a 99% match.
00:20:56That's for sure.
00:20:59Well, Em...
00:21:01If I move your application to the next phase,
00:21:05Ralph's gonna flag it.
00:21:06Ralph?
00:21:07My boss.
00:21:08He's a dog person.
00:21:09Don't get me started.
00:21:11I'll take it off my application.
00:21:12And then you'll look like you're unemployed for ten years.
00:21:15That's not great.
00:21:16Yeah, but drug-free.
00:21:18Oh, fuck it.
00:21:26Welcome, CDCBO.
00:21:27You start 8 a.m. Monday,
00:21:29and if anyone asks,
00:21:30you've been living in a commune in B.C. for ten years.
00:21:32All right?
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:37Takes your breath away, doesn't it?
00:21:38Sorry.
00:21:41Tie.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43Nothing but a G thing.
00:21:50Fuck.
00:22:01Fuck.
00:22:03Fuck.
00:22:04Fuck.
00:22:05Fuck.
00:22:07Let's go.
00:22:39Let's go.
00:23:25I love your new place.
00:23:29It must get a lot of great light.
00:23:32Very funny.
00:23:34Hey, what do you think of that?
00:23:37Hey, my old work tie.
00:23:40I wish it was.
00:23:43Yours?
00:23:45Oh, that's good.
00:23:50Finally, putting that education to good use.
00:23:54Yeah, I guess so.
00:23:58It didn't last forever, could it?
00:24:02I really didn't think it would end like this.
00:24:06Well, you didn't choose an easy path.
00:24:10Or maybe you did.
00:24:12It needs more green.
00:24:14You sound like mom.
00:24:15Hey, I'm on your side.
00:24:29Fuck it.
00:24:33I'm not working for the enemy.
00:24:35That's my girl.
00:24:37Let's hear it for the crazy one.
00:24:39Woo!
00:25:01Hey, do you think my hair will stay when we're fucking?
00:25:03Oh, I think so.
00:25:07You are a lifesaver, as always, girl.
00:25:12And, uh, do you have anything that'll help us out?
00:25:18This should put you both in the right mood.
00:25:20I don't need him to go limp and pass out.
00:25:22I need him to go all night.
00:25:28Yes, bitch!
00:25:30That is what I'm talking about.
00:25:31You always know how to hook a girl up.
00:25:33Not to interrupt.
00:25:34Um, weed doesn't actually make you go limp.
00:25:37Coke does.
00:25:40Okay, well, whatever.
00:25:44I tried.
00:25:46An abelion effort.
00:25:47Okay, did you talk to Steve?
00:25:49He's upstairs.
00:25:50What is going on in here?
00:25:52What's with all the backpacks?
00:25:53Is this like a weed dealer convention?
00:25:55It's more like an employment fair.
00:25:58Thanks.
00:26:01Thanks.
00:26:19Hello?
00:26:26Hello?
00:26:28Hello?
00:26:30Oh, sorry.
00:26:32Uh, is Steve here?
00:26:35No.
00:26:35Steve.
00:26:37Steve is downstairs playing the role he's paid to play.
00:26:41Sorry?
00:26:43Everybody wants to come to a club run by mobsters.
00:26:46So we give them one right at a central casting and they go home with a fun story.
00:26:51Guess who's coming back with friends next week?
00:26:56You're Beth's friend Anne, right?
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:03Steve mentioned you'd be coming by.
00:27:05I like Beth.
00:27:07Gotta love Steve's optimism.
00:27:14He also mentioned you're looking for a new line of work.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20I'm looking to expand my reach and, you know, navigate the new terrain.
00:27:28Governments always make the best gangsters.
00:27:30If I was bilingual, I'd be biminister, right?
00:27:39One would think you'd find a more discreet way than a backpack to carry around your drugs.
00:27:45This isn't Degrassi.
00:27:48Did Steve mention my situation, my product?
00:27:55Have you ever dealt anything else?
00:27:58No.
00:28:00Weed is a good fit for my skill set.
00:28:03Mm-hmm.
00:28:05You're a purist.
00:28:07Exactly.
00:28:09We just developed a new app for weed.
00:28:12It's like Tinder.
00:28:13I'm so excited about it.
00:28:15We even have a loyalty program.
00:28:19Even with legalization, the government's not going to be able to keep up with demand, and they close at five.
00:28:26Times are changing.
00:28:27Mm-hmm.
00:28:28So why did you stick to dealing?
00:28:31You could have worked your way up.
00:28:34Made a lot more money distributing.
00:28:35I mean, I don't know.
00:28:39I guess I was good where I was.
00:28:45You know I like that you know your place.
00:28:48We can't all be CEOs.
00:28:52I'll give you a trial run.
00:28:55As a favor to Beth.
00:28:59Why me?
00:29:01I mean, I'm sure you have tons of candidates.
00:29:05Yeah, but they're all children.
00:29:08This is just a game for them.
00:29:11Dealing makes them cool, gets them away.
00:29:13They still expect everything from life.
00:29:17You.
00:29:19Well.
00:29:22Well, you're old enough to know better.
00:29:27I don't know if I can sell something I don't believe in.
00:29:31Oh.
00:29:32Well, we all have to believe in something.
00:29:35You're more than welcome to join the legions who still believe that working hard and being polite will get you
00:29:40ahead, but...
00:29:42I think you know otherwise.
00:29:45I'm not going to kill someone.
00:29:48That's not the skills that I'm hiring you for.
00:29:58You can leave your weed on the counter.
00:30:00Canadian maple is my favorite.
00:30:18I think I'm going to kill someone.
00:30:21No inhibitions.
00:30:23Be just who you want to be.
00:30:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, temporary trust, nothing but pure lust, I can set your body free, no one has to
00:30:35go, no one has to go, keep it all to oneself, forgive us, and if our feelings should go, how
00:30:45can we walk away, we know that nothing is wrong with the little love tonight,
00:30:54Ain't nothing wrong with it, just come inside and open your eyes to a one-night parent.
00:31:09Oh my God, Steve! I love it!
00:31:49Oh my God, Steve! I love it!
00:32:04There you are.
00:32:07Ventanil isn't fucking everything.
00:32:11It's not your fault.
00:32:13It's a risk everyone knows about. Everyone's a fucking adult in there.
00:32:17Yeah, except for me.
00:32:28Jesus.
00:32:32Do you think I like working in this shithole and getting up and going to my day job at nine?
00:32:37No. But I just do it because I need to save to open my own place.
00:32:42My mom cleaned washrooms to put a roof over our head. Dealing isn't hard, and cleaning toilets is.
00:32:48Yeah, but you can't kill anybody while doing it.
00:32:51Well, then you better start scrubbing because you cannot have it both ways.
00:32:54Dealing weed was different.
00:32:55You keep telling yourself that, but your friends or your clients or whatever you call them sold you out.
00:33:02Fuck you.
00:33:04No. Fuck you.
00:33:06My job, my reputation, and my fucking head is on the line because I did you a favor.
00:33:12So stop being so goddamn selfish and self-centered.
00:33:15Beth, my whole life has been turned upside down. I'm homeless. Literally. My shit isn't a fucking playground.
00:33:22Yeah, and why is that so surprising? I mean, fuck. The writing has been on the wall for months. Maybe
00:33:29if you were a little less lazy, you would have done something about it. Like a dealah.
00:33:32I'm not fucking lazy.
00:33:34Sorry.
00:33:34Don't. You can't even follow the first rule of dealing. Don't use your product. Maybe then you would have seen
00:33:41your grand plan for the shit idea it was.
00:33:45Fuck you.
00:33:47I was fucking great at my job. And I tried to do anything to save it. And for the record,
00:33:53your boss up there, she has the same plan. I just don't have any money or power.
00:34:00You want to know another difference between you and everyone else, Anne? We know that no one gives a shit
00:34:05about us. So stop being so nice and polite and stuff the fuck up or get out of the fucking
00:34:10way because some of us are doing what needs doing.
00:34:42We know that no one gives a shit about us.
00:35:02We know that no one gives a shit about us. We know that no one gives a shit about us.
00:35:16So stop being so nice and polite and stuff.
00:35:42I'm short.
00:35:45Well, that's disappointing.
00:35:48Look, I'll get you the money.
00:35:50No need.
00:35:52Beth covered for you.
00:35:55She did?
00:35:58Yeah, I see a lot of myself in her.
00:36:01That's why she's my top earner.
00:36:04She's very talented.
00:36:07Talent is merely a point of view applied by others.
00:36:12I look for dirt under the fingernails and give my respect accordingly.
00:36:21You've been around long enough to know that your dealing days are over.
00:36:29Normally I look for a little more surety.
00:36:32But I think knowing that I can get to Beth will be enough.
00:36:44You should go.
00:36:53Oh, yes, sir!
00:37:01Three!
00:37:04Hands on your head!
00:37:08going somewhere no sir
00:37:15mind if i check your pockets ma'am oh my god luke thank god
00:37:21what are you doing here do you know who owns this place
00:37:26of course you do what are you doing here
00:37:34drug enforcement's been watching this place for the last couple months some
00:37:37young kid o.d tonight is she okay i called for help as soon as you what
00:37:48fuck and
00:37:52i fucking broke luke i'm fucking homeless i'm alone i've lost everything everything
00:38:00you always have a choice all right you don't take what's easiest weed is one
00:38:05thing maybe i just have to toughen up you're not the type trust me i deal in
00:38:09this shit every day fuck you do you have any idea how hard it is to be a female
00:38:14dealer people think they can fuck with you all the time the constant
00:38:21harassment never mind fucking close calls and i've never been arrested and i don't
00:38:26owe anyone shit okay how many people can say that you want me to arrest you right
00:38:29now is that what you're asking me
00:38:34you've been dealing hard drugs for what a day
00:38:38and someone ods and you're talking to a cop for comfort
00:38:44if you want to play in that world you better be ready to pull the trigger if it
00:38:47means getting ahead or surviving
00:38:57did they really kick you out
00:39:02no
00:39:04i'm working something out
00:39:09okay
00:39:14i know you're trying to find yourself
00:39:19but i have been the one who's had to tell mom and dad that their kid is not coming home
00:39:34i'm not a stranger to a certain kind of man
00:39:41how'd you do it
00:39:44you came home every day and you looked so defeated
00:39:53i used to sit there and think
00:39:59what difference have i made
00:40:02what have i changed who have i affected besides my own state of misery
00:40:12if i disappeared tomorrow no one would care
00:40:17i would
00:40:30find a way
00:40:55i just had to turn off the cbc
00:40:58i mean how much more do we have to hear about their problems
00:41:03what's the term now first nations aboriginal indigenous you know they don't have running
00:41:08water right you would think they owned the whole country i'm sorry but that's just the way i feel
00:41:14no don't hold back do you need help letting that cross out front
00:41:18don't be crass dear i'm the least racist person i know
00:41:22so the marketing company just decided to cut all of its writing staff
00:41:27yeah most of us they lost a bunch of clients so they had to do it to survive
00:41:32so what are you going to do i'll find something
00:41:36i know you will dear
00:41:39i don't think writing is a long-term career for me anyway
00:41:42well why don't you go into banking like your father you have your economics degree
00:41:50mom
00:41:52i haven't asked you for anything since university i've paid my own way
00:41:56it's called being an adult dear i'm not sure why you and your friends want medals for it
00:42:02susan's son victor you remember him a couple of grades above you red hair freckles so cute
00:42:10i always thought you two make a lovely couple anyway he's still living with his mother can you
00:42:16believe it he's 35 two degrees and he's still in her basement nobody's going to marry him when he's
00:42:24living with his mother i don't want a job in banking why not your father was at the bank for
00:42:3040 years
00:42:30yeah and he hated every minute of it that's nonsense dear there's nothing wrong with a nice secure
00:42:36middle-class life
00:42:41he wasn't the most ambitious of men but
00:42:46yeah but it wasn't his dream he wanted to be a painter
00:42:50and he was it was a nice hobby for him
00:42:54just like dealing weed could have been for you
00:42:57yeah but i'm good at it
00:42:59that's even better jack was never very good just a lot of colors and stripes
00:43:06looks nothing like the group of seven
00:43:08how did you know
00:43:12i'm your mother and i'm an intelligent woman
00:43:15you think i don't know why you always carried around a backpack
00:43:19mom i'm sorry i you should be i'm so embarrassed
00:43:24a dealis mother can't stop bragging i mean really anne you could have met justin but you're just like your
00:43:32father
00:43:33wasting every opportunity because you have your head in the clouds
00:43:36yeah maybe if he and i had someone supporting us it would have been different don't assume you know what
00:43:41goes on behind closed doors
00:43:44you'll understand that when you've shared your life and your years with someone
00:43:49i always supported jack
00:43:52he could have climbed the ladder if he focused instead of wasting his time painting in the garage
00:43:57no drive unlike my father came to this country with nothing worked day and night to make something of himself
00:44:06he didn't need anybody pushing him jack had everything handed to him and he still said no
00:44:13you know i came into this marriage with expectations about our future too
00:44:19but they didn't seem to count
00:44:29can i stay here tonight
00:44:34i haven't even made up the guest room and miss susan's coming over
00:44:37dina forget it i'll figure it out i always do
00:44:40don't be so dramatic don't even think about blaming me i'm not victor's mother i'm not going to put up
00:44:46with that
00:44:47shit for one second
00:44:51in toronto it was treated like new year's eve with a bud drop
00:44:54even before doors opened cannabis users lined up to light up using debit to buy weed was different
00:45:02newfoundland's ian power claims he was the first to buy a gram of weed and wants this high to last
00:45:08i'm gonna frame it and hang it on my wall congratulations you made today happen
00:45:15thanks i'm a cog in the fucking wheel she was right
00:45:21what it was a nice comfortable life
00:45:27i started as a clerk at that bank could have gone higher just wasn't ambitious
00:45:33in her mind it was painting that was a distraction that kept me from being the bank ceo
00:45:38i saw that bank as a means to an end you and your mother did not deserve to live in
00:45:44poverty while i
00:45:44scraped by on art grants i had responsibilities i took care of them
00:45:54just like you i i think this job has great potential and it has wonderful benefits
00:46:02that you were fucking miserable
00:46:07you said i was
00:46:11you are a lot like me you have a healthy sense of expectation
00:46:19so i'm just supposed to accept my fate like you did
00:46:23the world of children it's made possible by the world of adults
00:46:34oh come on
00:46:35make
00:46:41is it always gonna be like this you know it reminds me of the lcbo thanksgiving strike of 1998
00:46:48i saw a woman 70 year old woman fighting over a bottle of gin like it was penicillin it was
00:46:53rough
00:46:53you can't get those images out of your mind they're not even asking questions they're just
00:46:58buying anything with a cool name oh they'll settle down once they go off and get baked speaking of
00:47:02can you help me with this
00:47:07that's
00:47:10i noted that other than customers how's everything going oh
00:47:16good good what is all that
00:47:21flare oh no no no no the government doesn't do flare
00:47:28okay are you doing good hey just keep checking those ids the customer's always right even when
00:47:35they're wrong and you know everyone's an expert right so just if they ask nod and say that you heard
00:47:41snoop is a fan of that particular strain copy yeah copy good lingo oh can you uh
00:47:54careful
00:48:21so is now the time we spend sitting around talking about our feelings until we arrive at some
00:48:26introspective enlightenment about our place in the universe
00:48:35i'm sorry i took it out on you it's on me
00:48:40you picked a weird profession to have a conscience
00:48:44how'd you get out you're not the only one with friends in blue
00:48:53i was with valerie when they came in
00:48:57she really likes you
00:49:03so you're still thinking about opening your own place
00:49:08i tried to get a bank loan but the bank said i wasn't a good risk because i freelance so
00:49:13i said fuck it i'll do it on my own i'm putting it all away
00:49:22i'm almost there and then i shall be free
00:49:26beth what about the people that you sell to people die from that
00:49:38i'm dealing at a club where bottle service starts at 1k
00:49:43i'm working class and the people there are only too happy to remind me of that
00:49:49so fuck them i'll get mine
00:49:52how can you think that how can you live with it
00:49:59you said it
00:50:03money and power they make the rules no one gives a shit whether you make an honest living or care
00:50:10about your neighbor it's gone and
00:50:13you went out with blue collar jobs and plaid
00:50:21she's really fucking dangerous
00:50:27i know
00:50:36i'll keep on her good side
00:50:41thank you
00:50:43for covering for me
00:50:46you're gonna get out right
00:50:54it'll just take a little longer
00:51:07you did almost kill someone on your first day
00:51:11wait
00:51:12almost
00:51:14she survived florence nightingale so your conscience can remain clear
00:51:18you are heartless
00:51:20and you are working for the man like a chump
00:51:23fifteen dollars an hour
00:51:25i don't want to talk about it
00:51:26really
00:51:26good
00:51:27because i can only handle one of your problems a day
00:51:46the entry is five one six five
00:51:49you can stay with me
00:52:01okay but only for four weeks
00:52:04and then you're out on your ass
00:52:08thank you
00:52:17let's
00:52:17let's
00:52:18let's
00:52:18fucking dance
00:52:18yeah
00:52:30thank you
00:52:32i just want to get back to being me
00:52:44Cause everyone I love says I'm not what I used to be
00:52:50And it's always all my fault
00:52:54Cause everyone I know
00:52:59They say they ain't my gun
00:53:02They say they ain't my gun
00:53:06And I just wanna get there to be me
00:53:10Oh fuck
00:53:16Oh fuck
00:53:19Come on
00:53:25Brent
00:53:30Brent
00:53:31Brent
00:53:33Brent
00:53:35Is that you?
00:53:36Yeah asshole, it's me
00:53:38Did you tell her I said hi?
00:53:40What is happening?
00:53:42I can't
00:53:43I'm burning
00:53:45Fuck
00:53:47My heart's just
00:53:50I'm having a heart attack
00:53:52Okay
00:53:53Heart attack
00:53:54Let me feel your forehead
00:53:56He's not burning up
00:53:58My brain is on fire
00:54:00Did you use that weed app?
00:54:03The fuck did you swipe right on?
00:54:06Everything
00:54:07Just get a cool towel and some water
00:54:10Okay Brent, you are having a panic
00:54:12You just need to breathe
00:54:14Okay?
00:54:16That's it
00:54:17Deep breaths
00:54:18Deep breaths
00:54:21What are you doing?
00:54:23What are you doing?
00:54:23Just put it on the towel
00:54:25He dropped you yesterday
00:54:26I haven't been out with this asshole for months
00:54:28Why the fuck are we helping this idiot?
00:54:30Cause he called us
00:54:32His dealer and his ex
00:54:34You need friends
00:54:36Brent
00:54:38Put the towel on him
00:54:41It doesn't even have a label on it
00:54:44Probably sativa set off his anxiety
00:54:47He's an indica smoker
00:54:48Or it's
00:54:49Fucking medical grade
00:54:50And some shitbag put oil in it
00:54:52Okay Brent
00:54:53Did you take anything else?
00:54:55Coke?
00:54:56Pills?
00:54:57You limp dick bastard
00:54:59I fuck like a stout
00:55:00Oh yeah?
00:55:01That woman
00:55:02You know that other woman
00:55:03The stripper
00:55:04You thought had a heart of gold
00:55:05She fucking meant nothing
00:55:06Okay?
00:55:07Oh yeah?
00:55:07Nothing?
00:55:08She meant nothing?
00:55:08What about those fucking pictures on your fucking phone?
00:55:10I'm fucking sorry
00:55:11I'm fucking sorry
00:55:13Focus
00:55:13Focus
00:55:14Focus
00:55:15Focus
00:55:15We're gonna focus on getting you back
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18Okay
00:55:19We're gonna stay here
00:55:20We're gonna watch you
00:55:22As long as it takes
00:55:24Okay?
00:55:25If it gets anywheres
00:55:26We're gonna go to the hospital
00:55:27No!
00:55:27Fuck that!
00:55:28Fuck the hospital
00:55:29Yeah, fuck the hospital
00:55:30Fuck the hospital
00:55:31He needs to feel the fucking pain
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34You fucker
00:55:34You never cheat on your girl
00:55:36Or your fucking dear
00:55:38Never!
00:55:39Beth!
00:55:40Beth!
00:55:41What?
00:55:42You're waterboarding him
00:55:43Oh
00:55:44My bad
00:55:47Watch that breath
00:55:50Now try to relax
00:55:53There you go
00:55:55Oh
00:55:56Good
00:55:56Good
00:55:57Good
00:55:57Good
00:55:58Good
00:55:58Good
00:55:59Good
00:56:00Good
00:56:00Good
00:56:00Good
00:56:00Good
00:56:00Good
00:56:09What?
00:56:15You don't have any more weed and all I have is coke I need to relax
00:56:17no no no do not smoke that I'm a woman I can handle my shit okay if you have a
00:56:26bad trip I'm leaving cuz you guys deserve each other oh no don't leave
00:56:29she'll kill me look at you yeah it's kind of nice to have my old life back for
00:56:49a second have you guys fucked here oh yeah
00:57:15they are two of the country's former top cops but how times have changed the two
00:57:20former law enforcement officers have joined forces and formed a cannabis
00:57:24base network next next next next
00:57:37yes hi I'd like to open a cannabis lab as a microcultivator do you have the
00:57:43relevant paperwork no I I don't know where to start so I was hoping that you could
00:57:48help hmm you need to fill out an initial request form you need to include a
00:57:53business plan including information on where the lab is to be located preliminary
00:57:57plans do you have those forms we're committed to the environment everything
00:58:03can be found on our website when I just have to print those forms out and then
00:58:10bring them back anyway starting a business is not for the faint of heart
00:58:14yeah I know I had one until you guys took it from me we do have some help
00:58:19available really hmm you just need to fill out a one eight two eight dash four
00:58:24nine six dash six nine seven dash a then you can receive counseling on starting a
00:58:30business look I'm a cannabis dealer okay that's my profession and now that it's
00:58:35legal shouldn't you guys be helping me with transitioning I mean I've heard about
00:58:39all these reprogramming and you know retraining opportunities where are those just to
00:58:47be clear you're asking whether the government can help you transition from
00:58:52the illegal world to the legal one hey you guys took my livelihood from me okay
00:58:59you owe me I think you have to be on probation to access those programs have you
00:59:09ever gone to jail are you currently on probation I'm not on probation okay except
00:59:14for working at the CDC BO look I pay taxes now you guys work for me shouldn't the
00:59:21government be you know encouraging me small business is the key to Canada
00:59:25flourishing and and women succeeding and make Canada great again Gary Gary let's make
00:59:35it great together oh it's already great you better get started
00:59:41how many dreams do you kill today next right now you may be wondering what benefits you get in
00:59:52exchange for your work in Ontario civil service well there are many of them and
00:59:57they're all outlined in your employees information kit oh I hate people I keep
01:00:06telling them I'm not high I'm not gonna work when I'm high what are you crazy
01:00:11nice flair thanks you uh you're leaving us so soon what what no I love it here I'm so grateful
01:00:22that
01:00:23you took me on Judy yeah said with as much conviction as a 15 year old with fake ID look
01:00:30I know structure is
01:00:31hard for you but you've got a future here if you want it I don't know maybe I mean I
01:00:37can't even with
01:00:37this all right let me have a look scooch out you go I've worked with the government all my life
01:00:44but
01:00:45this stuff it's insane right Jesus the only thing they don't ask for is an STD test I wouldn't I
01:00:51wouldn't give them one either well this is why the big companies always win you can't compete
01:00:55they bring it with all this crap no offense I wasn't listening because I was thinking we should
01:01:03partner yeah I could get a grant a new skills grant for government employees we're also women we are
01:01:15also women yeah I'd forgotten about that rookie mistake okay cuz there's a fund for women who run
01:01:22small businesses as well what else could we get well food and beverage I mean leveraging market fund
01:01:30get an arts grant the arts yeah we could pay some sort of poor artist preferably from the LGBTQ community
01:01:37oh my gosh it'd be great if they were an immigrant or had some sort of indigenous roots that would
01:01:41be
01:01:41fantastic they'll do all our commercials and forestry yeah we'll just plant a bunch of trees around the
01:01:47weed and you've never been arrested right no you've spent a night in jail probably not a no surprising
01:01:57too bad that's a lot of money left on the table I know a cop maybe he could help no
01:02:03that would flag
01:02:04it and then by the time you get out you wouldn't be eligible okay Gary City Hall guy he said
01:02:13that I'd
01:02:13have to make an initial payment he's not wrong it's $30,000 holy shit yeah and how long is the
01:02:19application process not long right I mean what six months half a year approximately give or take
01:02:24would the CDC BO even sell our product yeah probably they would consider it and then you know turn it
01:02:29down because they'll deal with larger growers yeah like shoppers yeah and then we wouldn't get points
01:02:35right oh I want my points yeah you're right yeah you may be in the future right no because by
01:02:43that
01:02:43time the price of weed will have gone down because all the big companies will be making it cheaper
01:02:48yeah I mean that's how they get you they offer these grants and you can't access them what about at
01:02:53the
01:02:53CDC BO I mean with my expertise there must be an opportunity I'm gonna stop you there because there
01:02:57absolutely is not it's all about seniority like Ralph and a stupid jerk-faced dog he's an alcoholic
01:03:03not the dog my boss but he steals stuff from the company all the time and does he get shown
01:03:09the
01:03:10door no he doesn't in fact they're offering him a treatment plan that you and I as taxpayers pay for
01:03:15it's the worst I'm fucked yeah well I mean that would actually be good because then you get 12 months
01:03:21paid
01:03:21maternity leave I mean that's not that's a joke but not maternity leave because that's not funny
01:03:26motherhood is absolutely something to be taken seriously
01:03:33I gotta go
01:03:52hey doll want a hit
01:03:54no I'm good
01:03:59how about a brownie
01:04:01it's got a brownie
01:04:04the pharmacist said I should try oils but what the fuck what am I a naughty five-year-old
01:04:13it's a smoke
01:04:16I'm trying but their stuff is shit
01:04:18told you
01:04:21really
01:04:22I'm dying and you're gonna say I told you so
01:04:26look what I brought
01:04:30beautiful isn't it
01:04:33do you want to talk about it
01:04:35it's a glass penis what more is there to say
01:04:38you know what I mean
01:04:43three months no hope
01:04:45lots of pain
01:04:47you want to know what the doc said
01:04:51you've had a good run
01:04:55wow
01:04:57really
01:04:58I almost need him in the balls
01:05:00that's the whole point of life
01:05:04asshole
01:05:05doesn't mean I have to be cool about it because I'm passing third base
01:05:21I love you
01:05:25I'm not gonna lie in some drug-induced coma at a home somewhere
01:05:30no
01:05:32fuck God's waiting room
01:05:34I'm gonna hit the road with my penis
01:05:36and leave this world the same way I came in
01:05:39kicking and screaming
01:05:42that's what I'm gonna do
01:05:43how can I help you
01:05:48I'm gonna
01:05:49need your best stuff
01:05:52to control the pain
01:05:55you help my son get through it with dignity
01:05:59God
01:06:00God
01:06:03oh
01:06:04oh
01:06:05oh
01:06:07oh
01:06:08oh
01:06:08oh
01:06:08I'm sorry
01:06:09I'm sorry
01:06:10I'm sorry
01:06:11I am
01:06:15Dad you don't have to worry about me
01:06:17okay
01:06:23okay
01:06:26I wish I was more like you than him
01:06:30you are
01:06:33you just have to start using your product
01:06:35I do
01:06:38the other stuff
01:06:40appear
01:06:46I brought something
01:06:54it's really strong
01:06:55I like the sound of that
01:06:57this is exciting
01:06:59you can be my guinea pig
01:07:03it's really really strong
01:07:06oh
01:07:08a thing of beauty
01:07:11oh she's mighty
01:07:13do not be fooled
01:07:14we hope
01:07:19I hate Justin
01:07:21he used to be hot
01:07:22now he not
01:07:24do you ever feel like you've disappointed everyone in your life
01:07:28oh shit
01:07:28mixed family guilt
01:07:30it's too early for this
01:07:31no no no
01:07:31it's not
01:07:32that
01:07:34I don't know
01:07:35maybe it is
01:07:35but
01:07:37I'm just trying to find my way
01:07:38without saying
01:07:39I'm sorry
01:07:40or
01:07:41kill someone
01:07:42and
01:07:42I feel like those are my only two choices
01:07:45that's a great Canadian motto
01:07:46say sorry
01:07:47or kill someone
01:07:50okay
01:07:50let me
01:07:51break it down for you
01:07:55okay
01:07:56I'm about to blow your mind
01:07:59see this nice little picket fence
01:08:01this is everyone else
01:08:02this is you
01:08:04I prefer marmalade
01:08:06what do you like 80
01:08:07anyway look at you
01:08:08you're different
01:08:09you're weird
01:08:10last week you were a criminal
01:08:12well I technically still am
01:08:14great
01:08:15even better
01:08:15do you think these nice
01:08:18gentle pieces of bread
01:08:19are looking at you
01:08:20thinking
01:08:21wow that's cool
01:08:22huh
01:08:23look nice red top
01:08:24she's so different everybody
01:08:26look at her
01:08:27no
01:08:27they're not
01:08:28they're wondering why you think
01:08:30you're so special
01:08:31and why you're ruining the flow
01:08:33of their beautiful nice picket fence
01:08:39that's what they want
01:08:40they want you to be just like them
01:08:42nice and polite
01:08:46you should run for office
01:08:48oh
01:08:49I'm already ahead of you
01:08:50I'm already learning how to
01:08:51probably
01:08:54Adila I need your help
01:08:56and I don't want some bullshit
01:08:58excuses time
01:09:01ooh
01:09:02game on
01:09:07yes I will have another
01:09:08thank you
01:09:10eeny meeny miny moe
01:09:11catch a finger by the toe
01:09:12if you I'm taking you regardless
01:09:15oh
01:09:17oh
01:09:18still good
01:09:21mm-hmm
01:09:22that's the way it goes
01:09:25hey
01:09:29look
01:09:29mm-hmm
01:09:31Judy I can't work here anymore
01:09:32it's not me
01:09:35well it is me
01:09:37that's the problem
01:09:38if I don't get out of here
01:09:39I'm just gonna
01:09:39gonna end up becoming me
01:09:41that's right
01:09:42no
01:09:42no
01:09:43that's not what I meant
01:09:48you know what
01:09:50I've hired a lot of people in my day
01:09:53and you know what the biggest change is
01:09:55what
01:09:55no one respects the climb
01:09:58the climb
01:09:59the climb
01:10:00the climb
01:10:00the time it takes to accomplish something
01:10:02to get somewhere
01:10:04everyone just wants free timbits
01:10:10I've been climbing for ten years
01:10:13fighting to change perceptions
01:10:15fighting to change laws
01:10:16all while trying not to get arrested
01:10:18I helped make this happen
01:10:21and now they don't want my expertise
01:10:22to help them build
01:10:23what they just took from me
01:10:26make a choice
01:10:27hmm
01:10:28let the pieces fall where they may
01:10:30but just make a choice
01:10:42you never wanted to leave
01:10:43when we came here
01:10:45just one more slide
01:10:46and that's it dad
01:10:48just one more
01:10:50that usually got me
01:10:51that sick one
01:10:52I ran out of time man
01:10:58I did the right thing
01:10:59I just
01:11:01ran out of runway
01:11:05I know dad
01:11:07I know
01:11:23for folks watching across the country
01:11:25the original model
01:11:26from the previous government
01:11:27was that there would be
01:11:28provincially run stores
01:11:30very quickly in your government's mandate
01:11:32you said you know what
01:11:33we're not going to do that
01:11:33we're in favor of a private model
01:11:35we're not in the business
01:11:36of selling cannabis
01:11:38there you are
01:11:38okay Judy
01:11:39can I please pick up some shifts
01:11:41okay
01:11:42I just need to start saving
01:11:43and
01:11:43what
01:11:44oh my god
01:11:45they're shutting us down
01:11:49I'm sorry
01:11:49yeah
01:11:50new government
01:11:51new ideas
01:11:52like right now
01:11:53yeah
01:11:53the government's holding on
01:11:54to distribution
01:11:55and online sales
01:11:56and all the stores
01:11:57are going private
01:11:59what's going to happen to you
01:12:00oh Ralph
01:12:01being the dog that he is
01:12:02is trying to push me out
01:12:03offering me a severance package
01:12:04for my loyal service
01:12:07he is
01:12:07yeah
01:12:07I'm not taking it though
01:12:09no I'm going to be like
01:12:10a hangover to him
01:12:11that never goes away
01:12:13how much is the package
01:12:17oh hello
01:12:19are we on probation yet
01:12:23there's a circus in town
01:12:24you know what we are
01:12:25is two women
01:12:26who have an interest
01:12:27in forestry
01:12:28the arts
01:12:28and technology
01:12:30I believe our whole
01:12:31application is in order
01:12:32oh and you know
01:12:33what you forgot to do
01:12:34is give Anne
01:12:35a 4D4603 form
01:12:37not to worry
01:12:38I went home
01:12:38and printed it out
01:12:39attached it to our deposit
01:12:40so there shouldn't be
01:12:41any kind of delay
01:12:42in our application
01:12:43so better catch that
01:12:45before it falls
01:12:47she owns you
01:13:06so long sucker
01:13:07I don't take sides
01:13:08I spit facts
01:13:09finish at a real point
01:13:11when I spit cracks
01:13:12I spit bricks
01:13:13in between two extremes
01:13:14on my Mondays
01:13:16yes
01:13:16fuck Mondays
01:13:17we're still in a part
01:13:22thank you Adila
01:13:24for letting us use your lab
01:13:25oh my pleasure
01:13:26I'm happy to help
01:13:27especially since you cleared
01:13:29my paper trail
01:13:29oh
01:13:30you know
01:13:31you're like the CDCBO Oracle
01:13:33oh
01:13:34well
01:13:35I mean you just have to know
01:13:36the system right
01:13:37or be the system
01:13:38or be the system
01:13:39unfortunately
01:13:40nobody can be told
01:13:41what the matrix is
01:13:43you have to see it
01:13:44for yourself
01:13:45ah
01:13:45respect
01:13:46right
01:13:48nerds
01:13:48thank you
01:13:50thank you
01:13:51alright
01:13:53I'm not even gonna
01:13:54finish that
01:13:54oh you know
01:13:55I'll head out with you
01:13:56and I'll see you
01:13:58tomorrow partner
01:13:58we're ready for this pitch
01:14:00yeah we are
01:14:03hey do you like cats
01:14:04no
01:14:06that sound
01:14:07doesn't that make you
01:14:08just
01:14:08nope
01:14:09your heart
01:14:09skip a beat
01:14:27oh jeez
01:14:29wow I slowed down
01:14:31officer
01:14:32this shit is strong
01:14:34it is strong
01:14:35get these
01:14:36get these off
01:14:37me
01:14:37please
01:14:40come on
01:14:41there you go
01:14:42oh wow
01:14:42it's like you've done that before
01:14:47you're glowing
01:14:51so are you
01:15:05so
01:15:07I stopped by the evidence locker
01:15:10and
01:15:12I got you something
01:15:15she's beautiful
01:15:17right
01:15:17her name is Lauren
01:15:22thank you
01:15:23you're welcome
01:15:24I thought that flowers
01:15:26would be
01:15:27too eager
01:15:28really
01:15:33that stuff is fantastic
01:15:35what do you call it
01:15:37it's my new strain
01:15:38it's called
01:15:39find away
01:15:40or fade away
01:15:42my girlfriend
01:15:44the cannabis grower
01:15:46medical cannabis
01:15:48by prescription only
01:15:50right
01:15:51the pharmaceutical industry
01:15:55now you really are
01:15:56a gangster
01:15:59a gangster
01:16:00that is not your girlfriend
01:16:02okay
01:16:02you take too much
01:16:04credit
01:16:06the games
01:16:07the games
01:16:07the games
01:16:07the games
01:16:13are long
01:16:13and the work
01:16:15often dull
01:16:17but the life
01:16:18has many rewards
01:16:20you're respected
01:16:21as a member
01:16:22of the Royal Canadian
01:16:23Mounted Police
01:16:29well
01:16:30there you have it
01:16:32a quick look
01:16:33at the Ontario government
01:16:34and you
01:16:35obviously
01:16:36in so short a time
01:16:37we couldn't cover
01:16:39all there is to know
01:16:40about the working relationship
01:16:41between you and the government
01:16:42there are still
01:16:43many other things
01:16:44to consider
01:16:45your employee information kit
01:16:47your immediate supervisor
01:16:49and personnel staff
01:16:51will provide you with
01:16:52any additional information
01:16:53that you desire
01:16:54and we hope that this film
01:16:56has helped you better understand
01:16:58your role
01:16:59in Ontario's
01:17:00civil service
01:17:02been to a Snoop Dogg concert too
01:17:04yeah
01:17:04it was one of the best
01:17:05best nights of my life
01:17:07I had chosen an outfit
01:17:09that was obviously
01:17:11an attention grabber
01:17:12because on the way in
01:17:13a lot of people were like
01:17:14hey
01:17:15do you shop at the Gap?
01:17:16which makes me think
01:17:18spiffy
01:17:19and my aunt
01:17:21ironically
01:17:22was wearing the same thing
01:17:23khakis blue shirt
01:17:24it was just something that we
01:17:26I don't know
01:17:26it's not
01:17:26I mean
01:17:27it wasn't even by choice
01:17:29just by chance
01:17:30and we sat next to these
01:17:32two gentlemen
01:17:33that were
01:17:35cool
01:17:35they were cool
01:17:36they were
01:17:37like
01:17:38you know
01:17:38NWA
01:17:40that's what
01:17:40like that's them
01:17:43and
01:17:44you know
01:17:44I always travel with chocolate
01:17:45so that's something
01:17:46that is just in my nature
01:17:48to offer
01:17:50chocolate to these guys
01:17:51and they were like
01:17:51no man
01:17:52I'm cool
01:17:54and I was like
01:17:55you are cool
01:17:55because that's more
01:17:56smarties for me
01:17:58that's very cool
01:17:59and at one point
01:18:01they said
01:18:01oh hip hop's dead
01:18:02and I was like
01:18:05cool
01:18:05that's cool
01:18:06so
01:18:08y'all
01:18:08and I want to
01:18:08talk to you
01:18:08they left
01:18:09I want to
01:18:09and I don't
01:18:10I want to
01:18:10make
01:18:14know
01:18:35it's
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