00:00One of the reasons I wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future.
00:04Of course.
00:04I plan on running for office someday.
00:06Warner.
00:07I think we should break up.
00:09What?
00:10Elle.
00:14If I'm going to be a senator, I need someone serious.
00:18I'm seriously in love with you.
00:20I love you.
00:21Liar!
00:23This is the type of girl that Warner wants to marry.
00:25A law student.
00:27Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life.
00:30For my admissions essay, I'm going to tell all of you why I'm going to make an amazing lawyer.
00:36I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
00:40I object.
00:42Her list of extracurricular activities is impressive.
00:46She was in a Ricky Martin video.
00:48Aren't we always looking for diversity?
00:50Welcome to Harvard.
00:54Don't be scared.
00:55Everyone will love you.
00:56Elle?
00:57I'm sorry, are you here to see me?
00:59I go here.
01:00You got into Harvard Law?
01:02What, like it's hard?
01:04I got a PhD from Berkeley.
01:05MBA from Wharton.
01:06I've been deworming orphans in Somalia.
01:09Two weeks ago, I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Siegel, and I talked her out of buying this truly
01:12heinous Angora sweater.
01:14Malibu Barbie lives.
01:15I've come to join your study group.
01:17Our group is full.
01:18Oh, is this like an RSVP thing?
01:20No, it's like a smart people thing.
01:22I'll give her two more weeks.
01:23What is this?
01:24We're betting to see how much longer you're going to last.
01:26You're not smart enough, sweetie.
01:28I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be.
01:30MGM Pictures presents...
01:32Do you have a resume?
01:33It's pink.
01:34And it's Senate.
01:35I think it gives it a little something extra.
01:36A comedy about knowing who you are.
01:39You think she just woke up one morning and said,
01:41I think I'll go to law school today.
01:43And showing what you've got.
01:44We're defending Brook Window.
01:45You can buy her exercise tips on infomercials.
01:48Wait!
01:48Exercise gives you endorphins.
01:50Endorphins make you happy.
01:51Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.
01:54You're fired.
01:54What?
01:55I have new representation.
01:57Reese Witherspoon.
01:58Do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub after winter formal?
02:03This is so much better than that.
02:06Legally Blonde.
02:07Oh, look how cute.
02:09There's like a judge in everything.
02:11Vote for Elle.
02:12You're the favorite day.
02:16Nothing's standing in my way.
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