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Canadian Strain 2019 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:00:14The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, the RCMP, the Mounties, a symbol to all the world of
00:00:24justice and principle, courage and courtesy.
00:00:33Mounties in plain clothes enforce the federal drug and narcotic laws.
00:00:40The dope peddler casually lights a cigarette and throws the empty box away.
00:00:46The new recreational cannabis regime will officially come into force on October 17th
00:00:52of this year.
00:00:55Every dog has its day and Kona has had hers, at least with the RCMP.
00:01:01The three-year-old German Shepherd, trained to sniff for drugs including marijuana, is
00:01:06being replaced.
00:01:07Well, the new marijuana laws definitely have changed the rules for us.
00:01:21I'm your drug dealer, Luke.
00:01:23It's never gonna happen.
00:01:32Two times at 4640 Paradise, code 4.
00:01:36Want your usual order there, Bump?
00:01:38No, I got plenty.
00:01:39I'm actually here as a friend, well, and future husband.
00:01:46They gave us specific orders to shut down anything that's not government run.
00:01:50I guess you'll be buying elsewhere?
00:01:52I can't be seen buying pot.
00:01:54I don't have a prescription.
00:01:57How are you okay with this?
00:02:02You're a traitor to the cause.
00:02:04And you wonder why I'm not interested.
00:02:07Ours is a love of the ages, like Romeo and Juliet.
00:02:09What am I supposed to do this?
00:02:11Break it up.
00:02:12Not too fine.
00:02:13She's got arthritis.
00:02:18I'm just great.
00:02:19And we're not stupid.
00:02:20You're known, Anne.
00:02:21I mean, I'm not gonna bust your door down, but some cop wanting to increase their quota
00:02:25might.
00:02:26Right.
00:02:27Everybody wants to smoke, but nobody wants it in their backyard.
00:02:37Whoa.
00:02:38What's this?
00:02:38You're growing now?
00:02:40Come on.
00:02:40Relax.
00:02:41It's just a couple of plants.
00:02:43This is Marilyn.
00:02:45Say hi.
00:02:46Ma'am?
00:02:47I don't know.
00:02:49It's fucking ridiculous.
00:02:51I mean, I fought for legalization.
00:02:52I should be celebrating on Monday, not looking over my fucking shoulder.
00:03:10Anne, I need you out or I need the rent.
00:03:13Are you kidding me?
00:03:14You're a broke drug dealer?
00:03:17I can't breathe, Luke.
00:03:18Not heroin.
00:03:19It's the McDonald's of drugs.
00:03:20You know, I heard that Winnipeg is nice this time of year.
00:03:24Start here at Winnipeg's International Airport.
00:03:27Some people call it the Taj Mahal of the Canadian prairies.
00:03:31No matter how you look at it, Winnipeg is growing up.
00:03:42I'm sorry to be a bummer, but it's time to move on.
00:03:46I thought you weren't giving up.
00:03:49You know, I'm glad that we're communicating so openly.
00:03:52It's the foundation of any strong relationship.
00:03:55Ma'am?
00:04:09Where have you been?
00:04:10You're late.
00:04:11You know I like mine before breakfast.
00:04:13Bus troubles.
00:04:15Bus troubles.
00:04:15Why don't you Uber?
00:04:18Um, Kidnapper Express, a new thank you.
00:04:24Oh!
00:04:25My super life said hello.
00:04:32He could be a serial killer.
00:04:34Seriously, he doesn't even need to stalk you.
00:04:36He just needs a Tinder profile.
00:04:40Oh, wants to meet this afternoon.
00:04:44He's hungry.
00:04:45You know what serial killers have in common?
00:04:47They're all white, and they're all clean looking.
00:04:50Well, I find them to be very polite and eager to please.
00:04:55Mmm.
00:04:55And they really love gilfs.
00:04:58What's a gilf?
00:04:59Grandma, I'd like to...
00:05:02Still so weird.
00:05:04Cause I'm old?
00:05:05No, you're just so open about it.
00:05:08Well, we Canadians like to keep our drugs and our fucking behind closed doors.
00:05:12Yeah.
00:05:14Got it.
00:05:14Here.
00:05:24Mmm.
00:05:28Big day.
00:05:30Lots of deliveries.
00:05:31Well, if you want a Netflix and show with Ted Bundy, that's on you.
00:05:37Bonus.
00:05:38Penis pick.
00:05:40Oh, God.
00:05:43Fuck me.
00:05:48Oh, fuck it.
00:05:50I've had a good life.
00:05:53Here.
00:05:54I'll ask him if he's a serial killer, just so you don't have to worry about me.
00:05:58Great.
00:06:07So the government finally did it.
00:06:10Yep.
00:06:11They managed to take the fun out of legal weed.
00:06:15I was so excited about it.
00:06:18Until our nanny state of government stepped in.
00:06:23More news on the hour.
00:06:24Now back to the music.
00:06:28Is this gonna affect you?
00:06:29How?
00:06:30I'll be okay.
00:06:32I'll keep a low profile.
00:06:35Not take on any new clients.
00:06:37But...
00:06:38Everyone's regular, so...
00:06:39It's fine.
00:06:41Well, my love.
00:06:43I won't be on Monday.
00:06:45Why?
00:06:47Shoppers is carrying it.
00:06:49So?
00:06:51I have a points card.
00:06:53And with the amount I smoke, I'll be racking them up.
00:06:56You're leaving me for points?
00:06:57Hey.
00:06:58That shit adds up.
00:07:00I've been with you for years.
00:07:02I've helped you manage pain, and if it wasn't for me, you'd probably be addicted to painkillers.
00:07:07Business is business.
00:07:09You were an activist.
00:07:10You're like in jail for a while or something.
00:07:13You're seriously gonna buy from some faceless capitalist assholes?
00:07:19Do you have a points program?
00:07:21No. Do you have a loyalty program?
00:07:23What about LSD?
00:07:25LSD?
00:07:26You know I only sell weed.
00:07:28Then you've got a problem.
00:07:30But you're a smart girl.
00:07:32You'll figure something out.
00:07:40Thanks, Grandma.
00:07:55Diaper weed?
00:08:01Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
00:08:31I told you I don't give a fuck about your IT issues.
00:08:34I lost millions because you couldn't make the trade.
00:08:37I want you to make good.
00:08:38Or I'm gonna go with someone who doesn't have fucking dial-up.
00:08:42No peeking.
00:08:43Don't flatter yourself.
00:08:45Fuck.
00:08:49Ground as per request.
00:08:53Someone doing what I asked?
00:08:58You want a job?
00:08:59No. I'm good.
00:09:07What?
00:09:08No line. No peeking.
00:09:14I'm the government mafia, man. Those fuckers. They take no prisoners.
00:09:19I'm hoping for loyalty from my customers.
00:09:23Oh, man. Fucking brilliant. Loyalty. I love it.
00:09:28You would love my old man.
00:09:30Oh, hey. Check out this new app.
00:09:33It's like the Tinder of weed.
00:09:36I can choose from like 300 varieties and it's delivered in an hour.
00:09:39Just swipe right.
00:09:41Yeah, I'm not gonna stand in line like some stoner schmuck or wait for Canada Post.
00:09:46This motherfucker up this game.
00:09:47But we found the strain that works for you.
00:09:50Yeah, well, maybe I want to mix it up a little.
00:09:51Okay, then. Don't smoke at work.
00:09:53It focuses me.
00:09:54Yeah, because of me.
00:09:57Okay, smoke Godfather OG and you will not know what the fuck you're trading.
00:10:02Afghan Kush is gonna knock you out.
00:10:06Okay, Charlotte's Web is made for people with epilepsy and has 0.3% THC.
00:10:11Team Drizzy.
00:10:13Belieber.
00:10:16These aren't even fucking strings. You don't know what's in them.
00:10:20This is a total gimmick, Brent.
00:10:26Nice.
00:10:27Look, I'm not Domino's. Okay?
00:10:29I don't deliver in 30 minutes or less.
00:10:32I'm like a good tailor. I know my shit and I cut to fit.
00:10:35They even have a loyalty points program. Fucking A.
00:10:40loyalty.
00:10:40Loyalty being the key word here.
00:10:43Since you met me, you have experienced record returns.
00:10:46And actually, I should be charging you more money.
00:10:48Because without me, you'd still be sitting in that shitty cubicle wearing off-the-rack suits driving a Civic instead
00:10:54of a Porsche, okay?
00:10:56Look, I don't deliver points. I deliver a seven-figure bonus.
00:11:00No, I deliver. You just work on the fucking line.
00:11:10Fuck you.
00:11:12Tell her I said hi.
00:11:14Why would you buy in bulk now?
00:11:16Idila gave me a great deal.
00:11:18I have the best shit in town.
00:11:21CDCBO closes at five.
00:11:22They don't have enough for supply.
00:11:24I figure demand's gonna increase with legalization.
00:11:27What about the club?
00:11:28People want to go up, not down.
00:11:31You know, if you dealt in coke...
00:11:33Coke?
00:11:35Coke, heroin, pills, that shit just fucks you up.
00:11:40At least with the weed, you know, it helps people.
00:11:43I kind of feel like one of those country doctors.
00:11:47You know, making house calls and checking in on people, offering advice, a little relief.
00:11:55Well, it's the things that fuck you up that make you rich.
00:11:57So, unless you find some new patients, the only gig left doing house calls is Uber Eats.
00:12:03Luke says I'm on their radar.
00:12:06And I can't trust new clients unless I get references, but I don't have time.
00:12:09You hit that yet?
00:12:11Luke?
00:12:15No.
00:12:16Why not?
00:12:18He's nice, but he's so eager.
00:12:21He's constantly saying sorry for everything. It's not hot.
00:12:25Huh.
00:12:27Nice. Eager.
00:12:29Constantly apologizing.
00:12:31Sounds like you hit the bedroom jackpot right there.
00:12:34Mind if I call him?
00:12:35You sound like my grandma.
00:12:36We're both women of the world.
00:12:39We've learned shit.
00:12:40Like diversify your portfolio.
00:12:48I will talk to Steve at the club.
00:12:52I'm sorry. I know he's a douchebag.
00:12:55He is a slimy cocksucker.
00:13:03Ugh. Maple syrup goes with fucking everything.
00:13:07Honey, I'm not Costco. I don't do returns.
00:13:16Oh my God. Have your parents seen that yet?
00:13:19Of course they have.
00:13:21Now that it's legal and I've met Prime Minister Hot Stuff, my parents think I'm a visionary.
00:13:26I even smoked up with my mom last week. It was really special.
00:13:33Coffee, weed, and vinyl.
00:13:35Yeah. The weekend hipster trifecta.
00:13:38And you even made it ethnic.
00:13:40Like bees do honey.
00:13:42Fuck your s'mores.
00:13:43Well, I'll be moving out soon, but for now this serves its purpose, since I do most of my business
00:13:48online.
00:13:49That's all they see.
00:13:50Green health?
00:13:52Sounds like an enema.
00:13:54I need to bring a veneer of respectability to my business, especially now that I'm going legit.
00:13:59You're opening a store?
00:14:00No.
00:14:01I'm now a government-licensed lab.
00:14:04I'm a micro-cultivator.
00:14:06You are?
00:14:07Yeah.
00:14:07I'm the poster child for a new day, and I'm gonna grow like Jeff Bezos.
00:14:12I'm gonna be the Amazon of weed.
00:14:14Well, great. Then you can buy my stuff back, no problem.
00:14:18I'll even take a hit on the buyback.
00:14:20I know this is a weird request, but I've always been loyal, and most of my people left, so I
00:14:28just need to get back on my feet.
00:14:30I can't. It's all regulated.
00:14:33I make one misstep, they pull my license.
00:14:36Fuck.
00:14:36Really?
00:14:38What if I sell it back to you 30% below what I paid for?
00:14:40You're making a profit on a profit, isn't that like your mantra?
00:14:44My mantra?
00:14:46I'm brown.
00:14:47I'm a woman.
00:14:48I'm gonna get screwed, so always look for the next opportunity.
00:14:54But you sold me all this.
00:14:58And you're the one who had a great plan.
00:15:00Listen, Adila, I need this.
00:15:03If I can't make rent, I'm out on my ass, and people aren't buying the way I thought they would.
00:15:07Look, remember when we first started dealing in university?
00:15:09We said that it was to pay our bills and to create our own opportunities.
00:15:13No, we said it was so we could smoke weed for free.
00:15:17True.
00:15:18But once we started making money, we said that it was to avoid having a desk job.
00:15:22Remember?
00:15:23You were gonna go and travel and help save people and animals and shit because you feel guilty about your
00:15:30privilege.
00:15:30And I was gonna make money off of people like you.
00:15:33But I love dealing.
00:15:36I'm good at it.
00:15:38Then find a new opportunity.
00:15:41This is our time.
00:15:43Dealing weed is like the mullet.
00:15:45It's dead and it's not coming back.
00:15:47It was a fun ride while it lasted, partner.
00:15:49But now, it's time for some tough love.
00:15:54It's time for a long time.
00:15:58It's time for a long time.
00:16:00It's time for a long time.
00:16:01It's time for a long time.
00:16:07It's time for a long time.
00:16:08It's time for a long time.
00:16:08It's time for a long time.
00:16:09It's time for a long time.
00:16:09It's time for a long time.
00:16:10It's time for a long time.
00:16:11It's time for a long time.
00:16:11It's time for a long time.
00:16:12It's time for a long time.
00:16:12It's time for a long time.
00:16:13It's time for a long time.
00:16:14It's time for a long time.
00:16:15It's time for a long time.
00:16:18It's time for a long time.
00:16:21I don't know.
00:16:55Sorry I'm late.
00:16:56I'm busy at the store.
00:16:58We open on Monday and I'm still filling positions in.
00:17:02Can't believe I got an interview so fast.
00:17:04Indeed.
00:17:05So you are...
00:17:11Anne Banting?
00:17:13The microphone's not necessary.
00:17:16Anne Banting, yes.
00:17:18The software we use put you at the top of our list.
00:17:23Wow.
00:17:25So, um, have you been working for the government long?
00:17:32Thank you for asking.
00:17:33Yes, I worked with the LCBO part-time when I was in high school, and then I moved up to
00:17:37full-time.
00:17:38In 1927, the government of Ontario created the LCBO, selling all the liquor you need to let down your guard
00:17:46after a hard day, being accepting of everyone, and apologizing for everything.
00:17:52And then I worked with the beer store.
00:17:54The government of Ontario helped create the beer store, allowing all of us to live up to the Canadian stereotypes
00:18:00of loving plaid, hockey, and knowing some guy named Doug.
00:18:03And then I saw an opportunity to move up with CDCBO.
00:18:08But we know Canada is a country full of diverse people and vices, and we're proud to announce the CDCBO,
00:18:16the Cannabis Distribution and Control Board of Ontario.
00:18:19You heard it correctly, Ontario.
00:18:21Your government is sparking up.
00:18:23Full stop.
00:18:28Such different products.
00:18:30I can hear you fine.
00:18:35I mean, are they?
00:18:37It's all the same poison.
00:18:39I believe Snoop Dogg said it best when he said,
00:18:41It makes me feel the way I need to feel.
00:18:46I think he was just talking about cannabis, but that's one person's opinion, truthfully.
00:18:52And he is a multi-layered artist.
00:18:55Genius, in my mind.
00:18:58All right.
00:18:59So, tell me about yourself.
00:19:03Well, I'm very excited about this opportunity.
00:19:05I think it's been a very long time coming.
00:19:07And what makes you a unique candidate?
00:19:10Do you hate Bob Marley?
00:19:15Well, I have a degree in economics, and I've had my own business since university.
00:19:21Oh, that's impressive.
00:19:23Yeah, I've been my own boss since then.
00:19:25And it's been a lot of hard work keeping my clients happy with all the choice out there.
00:19:30So, why do you want to work with the CDC...
00:19:34CDCBO?
00:19:35See, sometimes it's appropriate.
00:19:37Well, like you, I thought I'd get in on the ground floor of a company that's going to grow very
00:19:41quickly.
00:19:42I mean, 40 stores in Ontario isn't enough to match the demand.
00:19:46Right.
00:19:48So, it says here that you are a weed dealer.
00:19:57Cannabis.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59That works.
00:20:00That's the time that the microphone works.
00:20:02I think it's a perfect fit, really.
00:20:04I'm well-versed in every strain.
00:20:06I know the effects of each one.
00:20:08And I persevere to find the right strain for each of my customers.
00:20:11And I think if given the chance, I could do the same for yours.
00:20:15Yeah, stop talking.
00:20:16You are aware that this is a government position, right?
00:20:20Yeah.
00:20:21And you're applying for a position as an admitted criminal.
00:20:25I feel like this is an admitted...
00:20:28Admitted criminal.
00:20:30See?
00:20:31It emph...
00:20:33I took a...
00:20:34I took a class on this.
00:20:36Took a...
00:20:37That's not...
00:20:38That's not you.
00:20:38Admitted criminal.
00:20:42Not after this weekend.
00:20:46Touche.
00:20:52Well, I can see why the software gave you a 99% match, that's for sure.
00:20:59Well, Em...
00:21:01If I move your application to the next phase, Ralph's gonna flag it.
00:21:06Ralph?
00:21:07My boss.
00:21:08He's a dog person.
00:21:09Don't get me started.
00:21:11I'll take it off my application.
00:21:13And then you'll look like you're unemployed for 10 years.
00:21:15That's not great.
00:21:16Yeah, but drug-free.
00:21:18Oh, fuck it.
00:21:26Welcome, CDCBO.
00:21:27You start 8 a.m. Monday, and if anyone asks, you've been living in a commune in B.C. for
00:21:3110 years, all right?
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:37Takes your breath away, doesn't it?
00:21:41Tie.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43Nothing but a G thing.
00:22:00What the fuck?
00:22:32I fell in love with the sun, fell in love with the walls, half of the spot, deep into the
00:22:48night.
00:23:12I fell in love with the sun, fell in love with the sun.
00:23:26I love your new place.
00:23:29It must get a lot of great light.
00:23:32Very funny.
00:23:34Hey, what do you think of that?
00:23:37Hey, my old work tie.
00:23:41I wish it was.
00:23:43Yours?
00:23:45Oh, that's good.
00:23:50Finally, putting that education to good use.
00:23:54Yeah, I guess so.
00:23:58It didn't last forever, could it?
00:24:02I really didn't think it would end like this.
00:24:06Well, you didn't choose an easy path.
00:24:10Or maybe you did.
00:24:12It needs more green.
00:24:14You sound like Mom.
00:24:15Hey, I'm on your side.
00:24:29Fuck it.
00:24:33I'm not working for the enemy.
00:24:35That's my girl.
00:24:37Let's hear it for the crazy one.
00:25:01Hey, do you think my hair will stay when we're fucking?
00:25:03Oh, I think so.
00:25:07You are a lifesaver, as always, girl.
00:25:13And, uh, do you have anything that'll help us out?
00:25:18This should put you both in the right mood.
00:25:20I don't need him to go limp and pass out.
00:25:22I need him to go all night.
00:25:28Yes, bitch.
00:25:29That is what I'm talking about.
00:25:31You always know how to hook a girl up.
00:25:33Not to interrupt.
00:25:34Um, weed doesn't actually make you go limp.
00:25:37Coke does.
00:25:40Okay, well, whatever.
00:25:44I tried.
00:25:46An abelion effort.
00:25:47Okay, did you talk to Steve?
00:25:49He's upstairs.
00:25:51What is going on in here?
00:25:52What's with all the backpacks?
00:25:53Is this like a weed dealer convention?
00:25:55It's more like an employment fair.
00:25:58Thanks.
00:26:18Hello?
00:26:28Hello?
00:26:29Hello?
00:26:30Oh, sorry.
00:26:32Uh, is Steve here?
00:26:35No.
00:26:36Steve.
00:26:37Steve is downstairs playing the role he's paid to play.
00:26:41Sorry.
00:26:41Sorry?
00:26:43Everybody wants to come to a club run by mobsters.
00:26:46So we give them one right at a central casting and they go home with a fun story.
00:26:51Guess who's coming back with friends next week?
00:26:56You're Beth's friend, Anne, right?
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:03Steve mentioned you'll be coming by.
00:27:05I like Beth.
00:27:07Gotta love Steve's optimism.
00:27:14He also mentioned you're looking for a new line of work.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20I'm looking to expand my reach and, you know, navigate the new terrain.
00:27:28Governments always make the best gangsters.
00:27:30If I was bilingual, I'd be biminister, but...
00:27:39One would think you'd find a more discreet way than a backpack to carry around your drugs.
00:27:45This isn't Degrassi.
00:27:48Did Steve mention my situation?
00:27:53My product?
00:27:55Have you ever dealt anything else?
00:27:58No.
00:27:59Weed is a good fit for my skill set.
00:28:05You're a purist.
00:28:07Exactly.
00:28:09We just developed a new app for weed.
00:28:12It's like Tinder.
00:28:13I'm so excited about it.
00:28:15We even have a loyalty program.
00:28:18Even with legalization, the government's not going to be able to keep up with demand and they close at five.
00:28:25Times are changing.
00:28:27Mm-hmm.
00:28:28So why did you stick to dealing?
00:28:31You could have worked your way up.
00:28:34Made a lot more money distributing.
00:28:38I don't know.
00:28:39I guess I was good where I was.
00:28:45You know I like that you know your place.
00:28:48We can't all be CEOs.
00:28:52I'll give you a trial run.
00:28:55As a favor to Beth.
00:28:59Why me?
00:29:01I mean I'm sure you have tons of candidates.
00:29:05Yeah, but they're all children.
00:29:08This is just a game for them.
00:29:11Dealing makes them cool, gets them away.
00:29:13They still expect everything from life.
00:29:17But you, well, you're old enough to know better.
00:29:27I don't know if I can sell something I don't believe in.
00:29:31Oh.
00:29:32Well, we all have to believe in something.
00:29:35You're more than welcome to join the legions who still believe that working hard and being polite will get you
00:29:40ahead.
00:29:40But I think you know otherwise.
00:29:44Otherwise, I'm not going to kill someone.
00:29:48That's not the skills that I'm hiring you for.
00:29:58You can leave your weed on the counter.
00:30:00Canadian maple is my favorite.
00:30:19No condition, no inhibitions
00:30:22Be just who you wanna be
00:30:24I, who I, temporary trust
00:30:27Nothing but pure lust
00:30:30I can set your body free
00:30:33No one has to know
00:30:36No one has to know
00:30:37Keep it all to oneself
00:30:40Forgiven until I'm really sure
00:30:43No one has to know
00:30:48We know there's no fear
00:30:51I'll bring a little love tonight
00:30:54Ain't nothing wrong with it
00:30:56On the side and open your eyes
00:30:59To a one-night parent
00:31:01Oh my God, Steve!
00:31:13I love it!
00:31:27I love it!
00:31:29I love it!
00:31:31I love it!
00:31:34No one has to know
00:31:36I love it!
00:31:37I love it!
00:31:40I love it!
00:32:04There you are.
00:32:07Ventanil isn't fucking everything.
00:32:11It's not your fault.
00:32:13It's a risk everyone knows about.
00:32:15Everyone's a fucking adult in there.
00:32:17Yeah, except for me.
00:32:28Jesus.
00:32:32Do you think I like working in this shithole and getting up and going to my day job at 9?
00:32:36No.
00:32:38But I just do it because I need to save to open my own place.
00:32:42My mom cleaned washrooms to put a roof over our head.
00:32:45Dealing isn't hard and cleaning toilets is.
00:32:48Yeah, but you can't kill anybody while doing it.
00:32:51Well then you better start scrubbing because you cannot have it both ways.
00:32:54Dealing weed was different.
00:32:55You keep telling yourself that but your friends or your clients or whatever you call them sold you out.
00:33:02Fuck you.
00:33:04No.
00:33:05Fuck you.
00:33:07My job, my reputation, and my fucking head is on the line because I did you a favor.
00:33:12So stop being so goddamn selfish and self-centered.
00:33:15Beth.
00:33:15My whole life has been turned upside down.
00:33:18I'm homeless.
00:33:20Literally.
00:33:20My shit isn't a fucking playground.
00:33:23Yeah, and why is that so surprising?
00:33:24I mean, fuck.
00:33:26The writing has been on the wall for months.
00:33:28Maybe if you were a little less lazy you would have done something about it.
00:33:31Like a dealer.
00:33:32I'm not fucking lazy.
00:33:34Sorry.
00:33:34Stoned.
00:33:35You can't even follow the first rule of dealing.
00:33:38Don't use your product.
00:33:40Maybe then you would have seen your grand plan for the shit idea it was.
00:33:45Fuck you.
00:33:47I was fucking great at my job.
00:33:50And I tried to do anything to save it.
00:33:52And for the record, your boss up there?
00:33:54She has the same plan.
00:33:56I just don't have any money or power.
00:34:00You want to know another difference between you and everyone else, Anne?
00:34:03We know that no one gives a shit about us.
00:34:06So stop being so nice and polite and stuff the fuck up or get out of the fucking way
00:34:10because some of us are doing what needs doing.
00:34:26Will it be?
00:34:30Always like this.
00:34:34Always like this.
00:34:40Always like this for you and me, my love.
00:34:48Will it be?
00:34:52Always like this.
00:34:57Always like this.
00:35:02Always like this.
00:35:05Always like this.
00:35:05Always like this.
00:35:05For you and me, my love.
00:35:11Will it be?
00:35:14Always like this.
00:35:42I'm short.
00:35:45Well, that's disappointing.
00:35:48Look, I'll get you the money.
00:35:50No need.
00:35:53Beth covered for you.
00:35:55She did?
00:35:58Yeah, I see a lot of myself in her.
00:36:01That's why she's my top earner.
00:36:04She's very talented.
00:36:07Talent is merely a point of view applied by others.
00:36:12I look for dirt under the fingernails and give my respect accordingly.
00:36:21You've been around long enough to know that your dealing days are over.
00:36:28Normally I look for a little more surety.
00:36:32But I think knowing that I can get to Beth will be enough.
00:36:44You should go.
00:36:51Let's go.
00:36:55I won't stop.
00:36:56Let's go.
00:36:57What is going on?
00:37:02Please!
00:37:04Hands on your head!
00:37:08Going somewhere?
00:37:10No, sir!
00:37:16Mind if I check your pockets, ma'am?
00:37:18Oh my God, Luke. Thank God.
00:37:21What are you doing here?
00:37:24Do you know who owns this place?
00:37:25Do you know who owns this place?
00:37:26Oh my God, Luke. Thank God.
00:37:30Of course you do.
00:37:32What are you doing here?
00:37:34Drug enforcement's been watching this place for the last couple months.
00:37:37Some young kid OD'd tonight.
00:37:39Is she okay?
00:37:41I called for help as soon as...
00:37:42What?
00:37:48Fuck, Anne.
00:37:52I'm fucking broke, Luke.
00:37:55I'm fucking homeless.
00:37:57I'm alone. I've lost everything. Everything.
00:38:00I have no choice.
00:38:01You always have the choice, alright?
00:38:02You don't take what's easiest.
00:38:04Weed is one thing, but...
00:38:05Maybe I just have to toughen up.
00:38:07You're not the type, trust me. I deal in this shit every day.
00:38:10Fuck you.
00:38:11Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a female dealer?
00:38:15People think they can fuck with you all the time.
00:38:19The constant harassment.
00:38:22Never mind fucking close calls.
00:38:24And I've never been arrested and I don't owe anyone shit.
00:38:27Okay.
00:38:27How many people can say that?
00:38:28Do you want me to arrest you right now?
00:38:29Is that what you're asking me?
00:38:34You've been dealing hard drugs for what? A day.
00:38:38And someone ODs and you're talking to a cop for comfort.
00:38:44If you want to play in that world, you better be ready to pull the trigger if it means getting
00:38:47ahead or surviving.
00:38:58Did they really kick you out?
00:39:02No.
00:39:04I'm working something out.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:14I know you're trying to find yourself.
00:39:18But I have been the one who's had to tell mom and dad that their kid is not coming home.
00:39:41How'd you do it?
00:39:43How'd you do it?
00:39:45You came home every day and you looked so defeated.
00:39:53I used to sit there and think...
00:39:59What difference have I made?
00:40:02What have I changed?
00:40:04Who have I affected?
00:40:07Besides my own state of misery?
00:40:12If I disappeared tomorrow, no one would care.
00:40:15I would.
00:40:30Find a way.
00:40:34Or fade away.
00:40:56I just had to turn off the CBC.
00:40:58I mean, how much more do we have to hear about their problems?
00:41:03What's the term now?
00:41:05First Nations, Aboriginal, Indigenous?
00:41:07You know they don't have running water, right?
00:41:09You would think they owned the whole country.
00:41:12I'm sorry, but that's just the way I feel.
00:41:15No, don't hold back.
00:41:16Do you need help lighting that cross out front?
00:41:18Don't be crass, dear. I'm the least racist person I know.
00:41:22So the marketing company just decided to cut all of its writing staff?
00:41:27Yeah, most of us.
00:41:29They lost a bunch of clients so they had to do it to survive.
00:41:32So what are you going to do?
00:41:34I'll find something.
00:41:36I know you will, dear.
00:41:39I don't think writing is a long-term career for me anyway.
00:41:43Well, why don't you go into banking like your father?
00:41:45You have your economics degree.
00:41:50Mom.
00:41:52I haven't asked you for anything since university.
00:41:55I've paid my own way.
00:41:56It's called being an adult, dear.
00:41:58I'm not sure why you and your friends want medals for it.
00:42:02Susan's son, Victor, you remember him.
00:42:05A couple of grades above you.
00:42:07Red hair, freckles.
00:42:08So cute.
00:42:10I always thought you two make a lovely couple.
00:42:14Anyway, he's still living with his mother.
00:42:16Can you believe it?
00:42:17He's 35, two degrees, and he's still in her basement.
00:42:21Nobody's going to marry him when he's living with his mother.
00:42:26I don't want a job in banking.
00:42:28Why not? Your father was at the bank for 40 years.
00:42:31Yeah, and he hated every minute of it.
00:42:33That's nonsense, dear.
00:42:35There's nothing wrong with a nice, secure, middle-class life.
00:42:41He wasn't the most ambitious of men, but...
00:42:46Yeah, but it wasn't his dream. He wanted to be a painter.
00:42:50And he was. It was a nice hobby for him.
00:42:54Just like dealing weed could have been for you.
00:42:57Yeah, but I'm good at it.
00:42:59That's even better.
00:43:01Jack was never very good.
00:43:03Just a lot of colors and stripes.
00:43:06He looks nothing like the group of seven.
00:43:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:10How did you know?
00:43:12I'm your mother, and I'm an intelligent woman.
00:43:15You think I don't know why you always carried around a backpack?
00:43:19Mom, I'm sorry. I...
00:43:22You should be. I'm so embarrassed.
00:43:24Adila's mother can't stop bragging.
00:43:27I mean, really, Anne.
00:43:29You could have met Justin.
00:43:30But you're just like your father.
00:43:33Wasting every opportunity because you have your head in the clouds.
00:43:37Yeah, maybe if he and I had someone supporting us, it would have been different.
00:43:40Don't assume you know what goes on behind closed doors.
00:43:44You'll understand that when you've shared your life and your years with someone.
00:43:49I always supported Jack.
00:43:52He could have climbed the ladder if he focused instead of wasting his time painting in the garage.
00:43:58No drive, unlike my father.
00:44:01Came to this country with nothing.
00:44:03Worked day and night to make something of himself.
00:44:06He didn't need anybody pushing him.
00:44:09Jack had everything handed to him, and he still said no.
00:44:13You know, I came into this marriage with expectations about our future, too.
00:44:19But they didn't seem to count.
00:44:28Can I stay here tonight?
00:44:34I haven't even made up the guest room, and Miss Susan's coming over for you.
00:44:38Yeah, forget it. I'll figure it out. I always do.
00:44:41Don't be so dramatic.
00:44:42Don't even think about blaming me.
00:44:44I'm not Victor's mother. I'm not going to put up with that shit for one second.
00:44:51In Toronto, it was treated like New Year's Eve with a bud drop.
00:44:55Even before doors opened, cannabis users lined up to light up.
00:45:00I think David to buy weed was different.
00:45:02Newfoundland's Ian Power claims he was the first to buy a gram of weed, and wants this high to last.
00:45:08I'm going to frame it and hang it on my wall.
00:45:10Congratulations! You made today happen.
00:45:14Thanks. I'm a cog in the fucking wheel.
00:45:18She was right.
00:45:21What?
00:45:22It was a nice, comfortable life.
00:45:27I started as a clerk at that bank.
00:45:29Could have gone higher.
00:45:31Just wasn't ambitious.
00:45:33In her mind, it was painting that was a distraction that kept me from being the bank's CEO.
00:45:38I saw that bank as a means to an end.
00:45:42You and your mother did not deserve to live in poverty while I scraped by on art grants.
00:45:48I had responsibilities. I took care of them.
00:45:54Just like you, I.
00:45:57I think this job has great potential.
00:45:59And it has wonderful benefits.
00:46:02Dad, you were fucking miserable.
00:46:07You said I was.
00:46:11You are a lot like me.
00:46:14You have a healthy sense of expectation.
00:46:19So I'm just supposed to accept my fate like you did?
00:46:23The world of children is made possible by the world of adults.
00:46:29Hm?
00:46:34Oh, come on, bank, motherfucker.
00:46:37Bank.
00:46:41Is it always gonna be like this?
00:46:43You know, it reminds me of the LCBO Thanksgiving strike of 1998.
00:46:48I saw a woman, 70-year-old woman, fighting over a bottle of gin like it was penicillin.
00:46:53It was rough. You can't get those images out of your mind.
00:46:56They're not even asking questions. They're just buying anything with a cool name.
00:46:59Oh, they'll settle down once they go off and get baked.
00:47:01Speaking of, can you help me with this?
00:47:08That's...
00:47:10I noted that.
00:47:11Other than customers, how's everything going?
00:47:15Oh, it...
00:47:16Good, good.
00:47:18What is all that?
00:47:21Flair.
00:47:23No, no, no, no. The government doesn't do flair.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:29You're doing good, eh?
00:47:31Just keep checking those IDs.
00:47:33The customer's always right, even when they're wrong, and...
00:47:36You know, everyone's an expert, right?
00:47:38So just, if they ask, nod, and say that you heard Snoop is a fan of that particular strain.
00:47:45Copy.
00:47:45Yeah, copy. Good lingo.
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:49Oh, can you, uh...
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:54Careful.
00:48:01You...
00:48:08Mm-mm...
00:48:09Mm-mm...
00:48:16You...
00:48:21So is now the time we spend sitting around talking about our feelings and talking about our feelings?
00:48:25until we arrive at some introspective enlightenment
00:48:27about our place in the universe?
00:48:35I'm sorry I took it out on you.
00:48:37It's on me.
00:48:40You picked a weird profession to have a conscience.
00:48:44How'd you get out?
00:48:47You're not the only one with friends in blue.
00:48:53I was with Valerie when they came in.
00:48:57She really likes you.
00:49:03So you're still thinking about opening your own place?
00:49:08I tried to get a bank loan,
00:49:10but the bank said I wasn't a good risk because I freelance,
00:49:13so I said fuck it.
00:49:16I'll do it on my own.
00:49:19I'm putting it all away.
00:49:22I'm almost there, and then I shall be free.
00:49:26Beth, what about the people that you sell to?
00:49:29People die from that shit.
00:49:33And?
00:49:38I'm dealing at a club where bottle service starts at 1K.
00:49:43I'm working class,
00:49:44and the people there are only too happy to remind me of that.
00:49:49So fuck them.
00:49:50I'll get mine.
00:49:52How can you think that?
00:49:55How can you live with it?
00:49:59You said it.
00:50:03Money and power.
00:50:05They make the rules.
00:50:07No one gives a shit whether you make an honest living
00:50:10or care about your neighbor.
00:50:12It's gone.
00:50:13Anne.
00:50:16You went out with blue-collar jobs and plaid.
00:50:21She's really fucking dangerous.
00:50:27I know.
00:50:36I'll keep on her good side.
00:50:43For covering for me.
00:50:46You're gonna get out, right?
00:50:53It'll just take a little longer.
00:51:07You did almost kill someone on your first day.
00:51:11Wait.
00:51:12Almost?
00:51:14She survived, Florence Nightingale,
00:51:16so your conscience can remain clear.
00:51:18You are heartless.
00:51:20And you are working for the man.
00:51:22Like a chump.
00:51:23Fifteen dollars an hour?
00:51:25I don't want to talk about it.
00:51:26Really?
00:51:26Good.
00:51:27Because I can only handle one of your problems a day.
00:51:46The entry is 5165.
00:51:49You can stay with me.
00:52:01Okay, but only for four weeks.
00:52:03And then you're out on your ass.
00:52:17Let's fucking dance.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:22Let's do it.
00:52:23Let's do it.
00:52:24Let's do it.
00:52:25Well, I just want to get back to be in me.
00:52:31Because everyone I know says I'm not what I used to be.
00:52:38Well, I just want to get back to be in me.
00:52:45Because everyone I know says I'm not what I used to be.
00:52:50And it's always on my phone.
00:52:55Because everyone I know.
00:52:59They say they ain't my gun.
00:53:02They say they ain't my gun.
00:53:07And I just want to get back to be in me.
00:53:11Ben.
00:53:12Oh, fuck.
00:53:18Oh, fuck.
00:53:21Come on.
00:53:23Come on.
00:53:24Come on.
00:53:25Come on.
00:53:26Come on.
00:53:26Come on.
00:53:26Come on.
00:53:26Come on.
00:53:27Come on.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:28Jesus.
00:53:29Come on.
00:53:31Frank.
00:53:32Yeah.
00:53:34Frank.
00:53:35Is that you?
00:53:36Yeah, asshole.
00:53:37It's me.
00:53:38Did you tell her I said hi?
00:53:39What is happening?
00:53:42I can't.
00:53:44I'm burning.
00:53:45Fuck.
00:53:48My heart's just...
00:53:50I'm having a heart attack.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Heart attack.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:53:55Let me feel your forehead.
00:53:57He's not burning up.
00:53:59My head...
00:53:59My brain is on fire.
00:54:00Did you use that weed app?
00:54:03What the fuck did you swipe right on?
00:54:06Everything!
00:54:07Just get a cool towel and some water.
00:54:10Okay, Brent.
00:54:10You are having a panic.
00:54:12You just need to breathe.
00:54:14Okay?
00:54:16That's it.
00:54:17Deep breaths.
00:54:18Deep breaths.
00:54:21What are you doing?
00:54:23Just put it on the towel!
00:54:25He dropped you yesterday.
00:54:26I haven't been out with this asshole for months.
00:54:28Why the fuck are we helping this idiot?
00:54:30Because he called us.
00:54:32His dealer and his ex?
00:54:35You need friends, Brent.
00:54:38Put the towel on him!
00:54:41It doesn't even have a label on it.
00:54:44Probably sativa set off his anxiety.
00:54:47He's an indica smoker.
00:54:48Or it's fucking medical grade and some shitbag put oil in it.
00:54:53Okay, Brent.
00:54:53Did you take anything else?
00:54:55Coke?
00:54:56Pills?
00:54:57You limp dick bastard.
00:54:59I fuck like a stout.
00:55:00Oh, yeah?
00:55:01That woman.
00:55:02You know, that other woman.
00:55:03The stripper you thought had a heart of gold.
00:55:05She fucking meant nothing, okay?
00:55:06Nothing.
00:55:07Oh, yeah?
00:55:07Nothing?
00:55:08She meant nothing?
00:55:08What about those fucking pictures on your fucking balls?
00:55:10I'm fucking sorry!
00:55:11You're sorry?
00:55:12I'm fucking sorry!
00:55:13Focus!
00:55:14Focus, focus, focus.
00:55:15We're gonna focus on getting you back, okay?
00:55:18Okay.
00:55:18Okay.
00:55:19We're gonna stay here.
00:55:21We're gonna watch you.
00:55:22As long as it takes.
00:55:24Okay?
00:55:25If it gets anywheres, we're gonna go to the hospital.
00:55:27No!
00:55:27Fuck that!
00:55:28Fuck the hospital!
00:55:29Yeah, fuck the hospital.
00:55:30Fuck the hospital.
00:55:32He needs to feel the fucking pain.
00:55:33Okay, you fucker.
00:55:35You never cheat on your girl.
00:55:36Or your fucking dick.
00:55:38Never!
00:55:39Beth!
00:55:40Beth!
00:55:41What?
00:55:41What?
00:55:42You're waterboarding him!
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:44My bad.
00:55:47Watch that breath.
00:55:50Now try to relax.
00:55:53There you go.
00:55:55Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:09What are you doing?
00:56:13What?
00:56:14You don't have any more weed and all I have is coke.
00:56:16I need to relax.
00:56:18No, no, no.
00:56:18Do not smoke that.
00:56:21I'm a woman.
00:56:22I can handle my shit.
00:56:25Okay, if you have a bad trip, I'm leaving because you guys deserve each other.
00:56:28Oh, no, don't leave.
00:56:29She'll kill me.
00:56:35Look at you.
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:40It's kind of nice to have my old life back for a second.
00:56:51Have you guys fucked here?
00:56:54Oh, yeah.
00:56:58Fuck yeah.
00:57:00The most important stuff to make up the sea.
00:57:06The sun is shining, birds are singing on the trees.
00:57:13I don't know why, but I feel...
00:57:16They are two of the country's former top cops.
00:57:18But how times have changed.
00:57:20The two former law enforcement officers have joined forces and formed a cannabis-based network.
00:57:26Next.
00:57:27Next.
00:57:28Next.
00:57:29Next.
00:57:36Yes?
00:57:38Hi, I'd like to open a cannabis lab as a micro-cultivator.
00:57:42Do you have the relevant paperwork?
00:57:45No, I don't know where to start, so I was hoping that you could help.
00:57:48Hmm.
00:57:49You'll need to fill out an initial request form.
00:57:52You need to include a business plan, including information on where the lab is to be located, preliminary plans...
00:57:58Do you have those forms?
00:57:59Hmm.
00:58:00We're committed to the environment.
00:58:03Everything can be found on our website.
00:58:06When I just have to print those forms out and then bring them back anyway?
00:58:11Starting a business is not for the faint of heart.
00:58:14Yeah, I know.
00:58:15I had one until you guys took it from me.
00:58:18We do have some help available.
00:58:20Really?
00:58:20Hmm.
00:58:21You just need to fill out a 1828-496-697-A.
00:58:27Then you can receive counseling on starting a business.
00:58:31Look, I'm a cannabis dealer.
00:58:32Okay?
00:58:33That's my profession.
00:58:34And now that it's legal, shouldn't you guys be helping me with transitioning?
00:58:37I mean, I've heard about all these reprogramming and, you know, retraining opportunities.
00:58:43Where are those?
00:58:47Just to be clear, you're asking whether the government can help you transition from the illegal world to the legal
00:58:54one.
00:58:55Hey!
00:58:56You guys took my livelihood from me.
00:58:58Okay?
00:58:59You owe me!
00:59:04I think you have to be on probation to access those programs.
00:59:09Have you ever gone to jail?
00:59:10Are you currently on probation?
00:59:12I'm not on probation, okay?
00:59:14Except for working at the CDC BO.
00:59:16Look, I pay taxes.
00:59:18Now?
00:59:19You guys work for me.
00:59:21Shouldn't the government be, you know, encouraging me?
00:59:24Small business is the key to Canada flourishing and women succeeding and make Canada great again.
00:59:32Gary.
00:59:32Gary!
00:59:34Let's make a great together.
00:59:36Oh, it's already great.
00:59:38You better get started.
00:59:41How many dreams do you kill a day?
00:59:45Next.
00:59:49Right now, you may be wondering what benefits you get in exchange for your work in Ontario's civil service.
00:59:56Well, there are many of them.
00:59:57And they're all outlined in your employee's information kit.
01:00:04Oh, I hate people.
01:00:06I keep telling them I'm not high.
01:00:08I'm not gonna work when I'm high.
01:00:09What are you, crazy?
01:00:11Nice flair.
01:00:13Thanks.
01:00:14You, uh...
01:00:15You leaving us so soon?
01:00:17What?
01:00:18What?
01:00:19No, I love it here.
01:00:21I'm so grateful that...
01:00:23You took me on, Judy.
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:26Said with as much conviction as a 15-year-old with fake ID.
01:00:30Look, I know structure is hard for you, but you've got a future here if you want it.
01:00:35I don't know, maybe.
01:00:36I mean, I can't even with this.
01:00:39All right, let me have a look.
01:00:40Scooch.
01:00:40Out you go.
01:00:42I've worked with the government all my life.
01:00:45But this stuff, it's insane, right?
01:00:47Jesus.
01:00:47The only thing they don't ask for is an STD test.
01:00:50I wouldn't...
01:00:50I wouldn't give them one, either.
01:00:52Well, this is why the big companies always win.
01:00:54You can't compete.
01:00:55They rig it with all this crap.
01:00:57No offense.
01:00:59I wasn't listening, because I was thinking...
01:01:02We should partner.
01:01:06Yeah, I could get a grant.
01:01:07A new skills grant for government employees.
01:01:12We're also women.
01:01:14We are also women.
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:16I'd forgotten about that.
01:01:18Rookie mistake.
01:01:20Okay, because there's a fund for women who run small businesses as well.
01:01:24What else could we get?
01:01:26Well...
01:01:26Food and beverage.
01:01:28Women in business.
01:01:28Leveraging angels.
01:01:29Export market funds.
01:01:30Get an arts grant.
01:01:31The arts?
01:01:32Yeah, we could pay some sort of poor artist, preferably from the LGBTQ community.
01:01:37Oh my gosh, it would be great if they were an immigrant or had some sort of indigenous roots.
01:01:41That would be fantastic.
01:01:42They'll do all our commercials.
01:01:44And forestry?
01:01:45Yeah, we'll just plant a bunch of trees around the weed.
01:01:50And you've never been arrested, right?
01:01:52No.
01:01:52You've spent a night in jail, probably.
01:01:55Nada.
01:01:56No.
01:01:56Surprising.
01:01:57Too bad.
01:01:58That's a lot of money left on the table.
01:02:01I know a cop. Maybe he could help.
01:02:03No, that would flag it.
01:02:04And then by the time you get out, you wouldn't be eligible.
01:02:09Okay.
01:02:10Gary, City Hall guy, he said that I'd have to make an initial payment.
01:02:15He's not wrong. It's $30,000.
01:02:17Holy shit.
01:02:18Yeah.
01:02:19And how long is the application process?
01:02:20Not long.
01:02:21Right? I mean, what, six months? Half a year, approximately, give or take?
01:02:24Would the CDCBO even sell our product?
01:02:26Yeah, probably they would consider it and then, you know, turn it down because they'll deal with larger growers.
01:02:31Yeah, like shoppers.
01:02:33Yeah. And then we wouldn't get points, right?
01:02:35Oh, I want my points!
01:02:39Yeah, you're right.
01:02:40You may be in the future, right?
01:02:42No, because by that time the price of weed will have gone down because all the big companies will be
01:02:46making it cheaper.
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:48I mean, that's how they get you. They offer these grants and you can't access them.
01:02:52What about at the CDCBO? I mean, with my expertise, there must be an opportunity.
01:02:56I'm going to stop you there because there absolutely is not. It's all about seniority.
01:02:59Like Ralph and his stupid, jerk-faced dog. He's an alcoholic. Not the dog. My boss.
01:03:04But he steals stuff from the company all the time. And does he get shown the door? No, he doesn't.
01:03:11In fact, they're offering him a treatment plan that you and I as taxpayers paid for. It's the worst.
01:03:17I'm fucked.
01:03:18Yeah. Well, I mean, that would actually be good because then you get 12 months paid maternity leave.
01:03:23I mean, that's a joke but not maternity leave because that's not funny. Motherhood is absolutely something to be taken
01:03:28seriously.
01:03:33I gotta go.
01:03:52Hey, doll. Want a hit?
01:03:54No.
01:03:56I'm good.
01:04:00How about a brownie? He's got a brownie.
01:04:05The pharmacist said I should try oils, but what the fuck? What am I, a naughty five-year-old?
01:04:13It's the smoke.
01:04:16I'm trying, but their stuff is shit.
01:04:19Told you.
01:04:20Really.
01:04:22I'm dying and you're gonna say I told you so. Look what I bought.
01:04:30Beautiful, isn't it?
01:04:33Do you want to talk about it?
01:04:35It's a glass penis. What more is there to say?
01:04:38You know what I mean.
01:04:43Three months, no hope, lots of pain.
01:04:47You want to know what the doc said?
01:04:51You've had a good run.
01:04:55Wow.
01:04:56Really?
01:04:58I almost kneed him in the balls.
01:05:00That's the whole point of life, asshole.
01:05:05Doesn't mean I have to be cool about it because I'm passing third base.
01:05:20I love you.
01:05:24I'm not gonna lie in some drug-induced coma at a home somewhere. No. Fuck God's waiting room.
01:05:34Gonna hit the road with my penis and leave this world the same way I came in. Kicking and screaming.
01:05:41That's what I'm gonna do.
01:05:43How can I help you?
01:05:48I'm gonna need your best stuff to control the pain.
01:05:55You help my son get through it with dignity.
01:06:09I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:06:15Dad, you don't have to worry about me, okay?
01:06:23Okay.
01:06:25I wish I was more like you than him.
01:06:30You are.
01:06:33You just have to start using your product.
01:06:36I do.
01:06:38The other stuff appear.
01:06:46I brought something.
01:06:54It's really strong.
01:06:56Ooh, I like the sound of that. This is exciting.
01:06:58You can be my guinea pig.
01:07:03It's really, really strong.
01:07:06Oh.
01:07:08A thing of beauty.
01:07:11Oh, she's mighty.
01:07:13Do not be fooled.
01:07:15We hope.
01:07:19I hate Justin.
01:07:21He used to be hot.
01:07:22Now he not.
01:07:24Do you ever feel like you've disappointed everyone in your life?
01:07:28Oh, shit.
01:07:29Next, family guilt?
01:07:30It's too early for this.
01:07:31No, no, no, no.
01:07:32It's not that.
01:07:34I don't know. Maybe it is, but...
01:07:36I'm just trying to find my way without saying I'm sorry or...
01:07:41Kill someone.
01:07:42I feel like those are my only two choices.
01:07:45That's a great Canadian motto.
01:07:47Say sorry or kill someone.
01:07:50Okay, let me break it down for you.
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:56I'm about to blow your mind.
01:07:59See this nice little picket fence?
01:08:01This is everyone else.
01:08:03This is you.
01:08:04I prefer marmalade.
01:08:06What do you like, 80?
01:08:07Anyway, look at you.
01:08:08You're different.
01:08:09You're weird.
01:08:10Last week you were a criminal.
01:08:12Well, I technically still am.
01:08:14Great.
01:08:15Even better.
01:08:16Do you think these nice, gentle pieces of bread are looking at you thinking,
01:08:21Wow, that's cool.
01:08:22Huh.
01:08:23Look, nice red top.
01:08:25She's so different, everybody.
01:08:26Look at her.
01:08:27No, they're not.
01:08:28They're wondering why you think you're so special.
01:08:32And why you're ruining the flow of their beautiful, nice picket fence.
01:08:39That's what they want.
01:08:40They want you to be just like them.
01:08:42Nice and polite.
01:08:43Hmm.
01:08:44Hmm.
01:08:45Hmm.
01:08:46You should run for office.
01:08:49Oh.
01:08:49I'm way ahead of you.
01:08:50I'm already learning how to parlez vos pensées.
01:08:54Adila, I need your help.
01:08:56And I don't want some bullshit excuses, hon.
01:09:01Ooh.
01:09:02Game on.
01:09:07Yes, I will have another.
01:09:10Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
01:09:11Catch a finger by the toe.
01:09:13If you...
01:09:13I'm taking you regardless.
01:09:15Oh.
01:09:17Oh.
01:09:18Still good.
01:09:21Mm-hmm.
01:09:22That's the way it goes.
01:09:26Hey.
01:09:29Look.
01:09:29Mm-hmm.
01:09:31Judy, I can't work here anymore.
01:09:32It's not me.
01:09:35Well, it is me.
01:09:37That's the problem.
01:09:38If I don't get out of here, I'm just gonna...
01:09:39You're gonna end up becoming me.
01:09:41That's right?
01:09:42No.
01:09:42No.
01:09:43That's not what I meant.
01:09:48You know what?
01:09:50I've hired a lot of people in my day.
01:09:53And you know what the biggest change is?
01:09:55What?
01:09:56Everyone respects the climb.
01:09:58The climb?
01:09:59The climb.
01:10:00The time it takes to accomplish something.
01:10:02To get somewhere.
01:10:04Everyone just wants free Timbits.
01:10:10I've been climbing for ten years.
01:10:13Fighting to change perceptions.
01:10:15Fighting to change laws.
01:10:16All while trying not to get arrested.
01:10:18I helped make this happen.
01:10:21And now they don't want my expertise to help them build
01:10:23what they just took from me.
01:10:26Make a choice.
01:10:27Hmm?
01:10:29Let the pieces fall where they may, but just make a choice.
01:10:42You never wanted to leave when we came here.
01:10:45Just one more slide and that's it, Dad.
01:10:48Just one more.
01:10:50That usually got me that sick one.
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:56I ran out of time, man.
01:10:58I did the right thing.
01:10:59I just...
01:11:01ran out of runway.
01:11:04I know, Dad.
01:11:06I know.
01:11:09I know.
01:11:11I know.
01:11:17You don't go with me.
01:11:20I know.
01:11:21You do the same.
01:11:22You're so...
01:11:23For folks watching across the country,
01:11:25the original model from the previous government
01:11:27was that there would be provincially run stores.
01:11:30Very quickly in your government's mandate,
01:11:32you said, you know what?
01:11:33We're not going to do that.
01:11:34We're in favor of a private model.
01:11:35We're not in the business of selling cannabis.
01:11:38There you are.
01:11:39Okay, Judy, can I please pick up some shifts?
01:11:41Okay, I just need to start saving and...
01:11:44What? Oh, my God.
01:11:45They're shutting us down.
01:11:49I'm sorry?
01:11:50Yeah. New government, new ideas.
01:11:52Like right now?
01:11:53Yeah. The government's holding on to distribution and online sales,
01:11:56and all the stores are going private.
01:11:59What's going to happen to you?
01:12:01Oh, Ralph, being the dog that he is, is trying to push me out,
01:12:03offering me a severance package for my loyal service.
01:12:07He is? Yeah. I'm not taking it, though.
01:12:09No, I'm going to be like a hangover to him that never goes away.
01:12:13How much is the package?
01:12:17Oh, hello.
01:12:19Are we on probation yet?
01:12:23Is a circus in town?
01:12:25You know what we are is two women who have an interest in forestry,
01:12:28the arts, and technology.
01:12:30I believe our whole application is in order.
01:12:33Oh, and you know what you forgot to do is give Anne a 4D4603 form.
01:12:37Not to worry. I went home and printed it out,
01:12:39attached it to our deposit.
01:12:40So there shouldn't be any kind of delay in our application.
01:12:44So better catch that before it falls.
01:12:47She owns you.
01:12:53Thanks.
01:13:06So long, sucker.
01:13:23Thank you, Adila, for letting us use your lab.
01:13:25Oh, my pleasure.
01:13:27I'm happy to help, especially since you cleared my paper trail.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:30You know, you're like the CDCBO Oracle.
01:13:33Oh, well, I mean, you just have to know the system, right?
01:13:37Or be the system.
01:13:38Or be the system.
01:13:40Unfortunately, nobody can be told what the Matrix is.
01:13:43You have to see it for yourself.
01:13:45Ah, respect.
01:13:47Right?
01:13:48Words.
01:13:51All right.
01:13:53I'm not even going to finish that.
01:13:55Oh, you know what?
01:13:56I'll hide out with you.
01:13:57And I'll see you tomorrow, partner.
01:13:59We're ready for this pitch.
01:14:00Yeah, we are.
01:14:03Hey, do you like cats?
01:14:05No.
01:14:06Oh, that sound, doesn't that make your heart skip a beat?
01:14:28Oh, jeez.
01:14:29Wow, I slowed down, officer.
01:14:32This shit is strong.
01:14:34It is strong.
01:14:35Get these off me, please.
01:14:40Come on, there you go.
01:14:42Oh, wow.
01:14:43It's like you've done that before.
01:14:47You're glowing.
01:14:51Or you.
01:15:00So.
01:15:07I stopped by the evidence locker, and I got you something.
01:15:15She's beautiful.
01:15:17Right.
01:15:18Her name is Lauren.
01:15:23You're welcome.
01:15:24I thought that flowers would be too eager.
01:15:29Really?
01:15:32Oh, that stuff is fantastic.
01:15:35What do you call it?
01:15:37It's my new strain.
01:15:39It's called find-away or fade-away.
01:15:42My girlfriend.
01:15:44The cannabis grower.
01:15:46Medical cannabis?
01:15:48Buy prescription only.
01:15:50All right.
01:15:53From the pharmaceutical industry, now you really are a gangster.
01:15:59A gangster that is not your girlfriend, okay?
01:16:03You take too much credit.
01:16:06The game's beginning.
01:16:12The hours are long, and the work often dull.
01:16:17But the life has many rewards.
01:16:20You're respected as a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
01:16:30Well, there you have it.
01:16:32A quick look at the Ontario government and you.
01:16:35Obviously, in so short a time, we couldn't cover all there is to know about the working relationship
01:16:41between you and the government.
01:16:43There are still many other things to consider.
01:16:45Your employee information kit, your immediate supervisor, and personnel staff will provide
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01:16:54And we hope that this film has helped you better understand your role in Ontario's civil
01:17:01service.
01:17:02Been to a Snoop Dogg concert, too.
01:17:04Yeah, it was one of the best nights of my life.
01:17:07I had chosen an outfit that was obviously an attention grabber, because on the way in,
01:17:13a lot of people were like, hey, do you shop at The Gap?
01:17:16Which makes me think, spiffy.
01:17:19And my aunt, ironically, was wearing the same thing, khakis, blue shirt.
01:17:24It was just something that we, I don't know, it's not, it wasn't even by choice, just by chance.
01:17:30And we sat next to these two gentlemen that were cool.
01:17:36They were cool.
01:17:36They were like, you know, NWA.
01:17:40That's what I, like, that's them.
01:17:43And, you know, I always travel with chocolates, so that's something that is just in my nature,
01:17:48to offer chocolate to these guys.
01:17:51And they were like, no, man, I'm cool.
01:17:54And I was like, you are cool, because that's more Smarties for me.
01:17:58That's very cool.
01:17:59And at one point, they said, oh, hip-hop's dead.
01:18:02And I was like, oh, cool.
01:18:05That's cool.
01:18:06And I was like, oh, hip-hop's dead.
01:18:56And I was like, oh, hip-hop's dead.
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