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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 12: Dates and Confused
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00:14Previously on Below Deck Down Under.
00:21It moved.
00:23Hello.
00:24Hello.
00:25I miss you.
00:27John, I had a little puddle in his cabin.
00:30Cute.
00:30I'm going to bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:32Mm-hmm.
00:33I have to talk to her later, but I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:37Your head's not there?
00:38No.
00:39I've developed feelings for Daisy, and it's only fair to everyone that I clear things up with Ellie.
00:44I can't let it keep going because it'll just get worse.
00:48You're going to tie that for you?
00:49Yeah.
00:50Make my boobs chop.
00:51I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
00:55and I'm happy for both Jenna and Eddie.
00:58Did I sound sincere?
01:01I like you, and I think that our friendship is strong.
01:05I'd rather maintain what we've got than to ruin what we've got.
01:09Right.
01:10I'm kind of confused, but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:14I'd love to hang out with you.
01:16Okay.
01:16Nothing changes.
01:17Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:20Tyler's flying in his glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:25It's a secret surprise.
01:26Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:28I heard.
01:29Did Tyler smuggle one iron?
01:33Oh, God.
01:34No.
01:34You didn't tell them.
01:36Jesus f***ing Christ.
01:38What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:40Yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:42Okay, break it off the two of you.
01:43Wait, what did you guys throw in the eggs?
01:45Pardon?
01:46What flavors the eggs to a sooty?
01:48Yeah.
01:48Ben will tell you.
01:49It tastes like dish soap.
01:51But washing up like all of the eggs.
01:55See what's this?
01:57Oh, my God.
01:59Lamb chops while they're still warm.
02:01Hey, Daisy.
02:01Daisy.
02:02I've got my hands full.
02:04I feel like I'm the only person who's channeling my energy into the job.
02:08It really is starting to feel like a f***ing joke.
02:10Guys, there's one of me.
02:11What's up?
02:12Why is there one of you?
02:13Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:15She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:29Daisy, service, please.
02:30Interior of radio communications, please.
02:33Guys, don't be on the line while they're docking, please.
02:36There's one of me.
02:37What's up?
02:38Why is there one of you?
02:39Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:40She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:43F*** me.
02:44I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:46What do you want?
02:46Listen.
02:47We want the frittata done.
02:49Please.
02:50F*** this whole s***.
02:53She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
02:55She'd handle the stress really well.
02:57Oh, yeah.
02:59On go.
02:59I feel like I work pretty hard and if the service is slow, there's a reason.
03:05I want to do this cake.
03:06Okay.
03:06Do you want to do a curd on top of the cake?
03:09Yeah.
03:10And in this case, Ben is in the wrong.
03:12How about you give me your pot washer for a minute to run plates?
03:16Thanks, hon.
03:17Thanks, honey.
03:18Oh, I owe you one.
03:18Yeah, that's a bean.
03:20That's a bean.
03:20Where's your honey pot?
03:22It's over there.
03:23Oh, there it is.
03:24The hiding.
03:26What do we owe you?
03:27Ooh, five bucks.
03:29Five bucks.
03:29That's pretty good.
03:31Here we've got some frittata as well.
03:32Can I, would you like some?
03:34Yes, please.
03:34There's no soap in this one, is there?
03:36Salt?
03:37No soap?
03:38Soap.
03:39Oh, I don't know, you're the guinea pig.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Thanks.
03:44That is tenders away, tenders away.
03:48Daisy, chill, okay?
03:49What's going on?
03:50Talk to me.
03:51You're doing the whole breakfast.
03:52You're doing all of breakfast.
03:53Me and Jenna.
03:54Okay, so it's not, you said there's one of you.
03:56Yeah, but Jenna's doing drinks.
03:57I just thought you were actually on your own.
04:00Christ.
04:02Okay, dear crew, I'm going to proceed in.
04:04Copy.
04:05Is there any soap?
04:10It's an egg.
04:16Front of starboard dock is losing meters and closing.
04:21I'll produce this.
04:22You can throw that to him now.
04:24Forward leading spring has been sent off.
04:27Tighten it up.
04:28Copy.
04:29All secure.
04:30Good work.
04:30So I've left common cards by your bed.
04:33We appreciate all the feedback.
04:35The cheesecakes cooking.
04:37Good stuff.
04:38I feel like everything happens for a reason.
04:40Yeah, I know what the reason is.
04:41What the?
04:42So you can marry out.
04:43Oh my God.
04:45Sweet.
04:47A bit windswept there.
04:49Yeah.
04:49All right.
04:50What stood out the most?
04:51Hypert soapy eggs.
04:53Hmm.
04:53Overall experience.
04:55We come back to that one.
04:56She can't do it.
04:58What's that?
04:59It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
05:01It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
05:02Already trying to send you over the edge.
05:03Yeah.
05:03I'm over the edge.
05:06Let us know if you can do anything.
05:09Perfect.
05:10I've decided to gift Captain a little gift.
05:12Can I have one of your cock rings?
05:14Oh.
05:14I don't know where they are.
05:16Give them a duct tape.
05:17It's all clear getting any of your whites.
05:18Coffee.
05:19Another one down.
05:23Hello.
05:25That's Elise's.
05:26That one's a bit.
05:28I'm not stinking anymore.
05:30Well, somewhat not.
05:30I'm not switty.
05:32He wrote like a five paragraph essay.
05:34I should have handcuffed myself to something in the bedroom.
05:38Let's go.
05:40Wow.
05:41It feels like another reality out here.
05:43All right, y'all.
05:43Yay!
05:46I think you can ride for us.
05:49You guys are amazing.
05:50And this is for you.
05:51Oh.
05:52Yay!
05:54Perfect.
05:54Thank you for being here.
05:55Thanks for being here.
05:56Thank you very much for everything.
05:58We have all had the most memorable trip.
06:01Thank you very much.
06:02From everybody.
06:03And this is very well deserved.
06:04I appreciate it.
06:05And I do have one more little competition.
06:09For the first person to jump off this marina.
06:12Butt Naked gets $1,000.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:16Cash!
06:17Oh, my God.
06:181,000!
06:19Let's go!
06:20Let's go!
06:21Let's go!
06:24Woo!
06:27So close.
06:29He doesn't deserve it.
06:31He actually doesn't.
06:36He's gonna have to share that with the crew anyway.
06:38Good job!
06:40We love your energy.
06:42All right, guys.
06:43Let's go.
06:44Bye, guys.
06:45Listen, everyone.
06:47Let's clean up.
06:48Let's get in our blues.
06:49Cool.
06:50Thank you very much.
06:52Oh.
06:53Yay!
06:54Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
06:58Wow.
06:59Jesus Christ.
07:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:03It's coming.
07:03It's coming.
07:04It's coming.
07:05It's coming.
07:07It's coming.
07:08Surely you don't...
07:09How do you get into it?
07:11It's probably the weirdest gift I've ever had from a charter guest, but...
07:15I just have to try it out.
07:18That's insane.
07:24They look great.
07:30I can't do the tip meeting like this.
07:35Attention all crew, please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting.
07:40Copy.
07:40Ready, baby.
07:41What could have been better?
07:42Less soap.
07:47Chart of five.
07:48All exhausted?
07:50Sufficiently.
07:51Okay.
07:52Well...
07:54Gally, what a step up.
07:56My egg tastes like dish soap.
07:57Literally, it tastes like gone.
07:59It's unacceptable.
08:01Okay.
08:01Interior needs to actually crack down.
08:03Work together.
08:05In unison.
08:05Was there a makeup artist on board?
08:08I heard.
08:08Did Tyler smuggle one on?
08:09Mike spills the teeth.
08:11What?
08:11What the ?
08:12This is just to see exactly what we can improve on.
08:14Right, eh?
08:15Well, the tip was 22,000.
08:17Okay, that's 1,600 per person.
08:20Plus the 1,000 that you jumped in for, so it's 1,700 each.
08:24Nice.
08:25Thank you, Mikey.
08:26As you know, tips on vessels all go into a collective group.
08:29There's no ifs and buts.
08:30When we all put in, we all share equally.
08:32I'm all happy with that.
08:33It was a team effort and we're all chipped in.
08:35I mean, I just chipped in a little bit more.
08:40Now, for the helmet.
08:45Well deserved.
08:46Well deserved.
08:46I'll take it.
08:48I love it.
08:49I mean, come on.
08:51Soapy scramble?
08:52Yeah, of course I deserve this.
08:53I don't think anybody has ever been more deserving of a helmet than I am right now.
08:57Righto.
08:58I know you're all exhausted.
08:59I know we just got over the halfway mark and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
09:03So in saying that, the owner of Sandy Lane Marina has given you a villa to use this afternoon.
09:08There's going to be a pool there.
09:09There's a grill there.
09:10You can cook yourselves.
09:11Then you can come back here.
09:12And then tomorrow you're going to get on a catamaran and go for a trip to the dog.
09:15Yes.
09:16Nice.
09:19I want you to really bond.
09:21This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off.
09:24I'm really feeling some tension in the crew.
09:26We're halfway through the charters.
09:27They're tired.
09:28And hopefully this reset can bring some energy back into it.
09:31And we'll get through the rest of the season.
09:32We have a couple of good days off.
09:34The next day, it's a 7am start.
09:36Okay?
09:37Sounds good.
09:37Copy that.
09:38Daisy, you want to say something?
09:40Yeah, I've been pretty upset this trip.
09:42I've been seeing a lot of selfishness from different people.
09:45Whether that's regarding they think they work harder than other people.
09:48I've seen people bickering at each other in front of crew.
09:51It's been actually relentless.
09:53And the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behaviour.
09:57We're a team.
09:58We all work as a team.
10:00It just can't happen again.
10:02Respect each other.
10:03We don't have to be petty.
10:04It's about just respecting each other.
10:06Yeah, I agree.
10:08Thank you very much.
10:10Stunning.
10:11Thank you, Captain.
10:12Alicia, I think you've stepped up really a lot.
10:16Don't.
10:17It's not funny.
10:18I don't think I work harder than everyone.
10:21Why do you think that was pointed at you?
10:23Because of what Mikey said.
10:24Mikey didn't say anything.
10:26Nice to presume though.
10:27I think some people just need to relax.
10:29Ah, there we go again.
10:30Do that again, Mikey, and I swear there'll be a consequence.
10:34You're going to have to keep me away from him tonight.
10:36I'm like, is this real life?
10:39I'm talking to you about respect and you're disrespecting me in the conversation of respect.
10:44Sorry.
10:45No.
10:46Not how it works.
10:47I can see I'm being attacked.
10:48So I'm going to react to it.
10:50Do you know what I mean?
10:50So what's the solution here?
10:52I don't know.
10:53I'm not the boss.
10:53So you're going to put this back on me?
10:55You're going to tell me that I have to sort your...
10:58No, no, no.
10:59You're telling me.
10:59I'm saying, I don't want to pick up other people.
11:02You can clearly see.
11:04That's just targeting us.
11:04This feels like this is being put on me.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Can I ask you a favor?
11:08Yeah.
11:08Please, don't get defensive.
11:10But the thing is, it's my duty to tell you of a problem.
11:13Yes, of course.
11:14It's for you to deal with it.
11:15Yeah, but you see how you're talking to me right now?
11:17That's what I'm saying, Mike.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Not for me, eh?
11:20Yeah, of course.
11:21I work harder.
11:22Please stop worrying about the things that you cannot change.
11:26If you carry on to give reaction, you carry on to do that.
11:29Some people on this boat are so paranoid.
11:31It's ridiculous.
11:32She just needs to focus on herself and stop worrying about everyone else.
11:35I feel like Melissa's just trying to prove herself in this position
11:37by pointing me out to say that I'm not doing a good job,
11:41to make herself look better.
11:43It's so f***ing annoying.
11:45She's the most toxic person I've ever met in my life.
11:55Interior, interior, Daisy, before we get off the boat,
11:58I really want to finish Cabin's.
11:59Have me.
12:03Last ones.
12:05Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy.
12:06Oh, nice.
12:07Now I've got spare lashes for the weekend.
12:11We're never done now, aren't we?
12:13All good.
12:13All good.
12:15How are you?
12:15Good, how are you?
12:17You surprised?
12:17Yep.
12:19Yeah?
12:19Yeah.
12:23That's the lady I was looking for.
12:26Tomorrow, would you like to go for a drink or something like that?
12:29Yeah, I would love that.
12:30Would you like that?
12:30Yeah, perfect.
12:31That's good.
12:32Yeah, thank you.
12:35I only just this year decided to start getting back into dating
12:38after three years, so it's scary.
12:40My problem is I'm a lover boy.
12:42I just wear my heart on my sleeve.
12:44My last relationship, I think I saw into it a lot deeper more than she did,
12:49and I just kind of ended up getting hurt from it.
12:51Fingers crossed that doesn't happen again now.
12:53Did I just go on a date?
12:55I think you're going on a date, though.
12:56I just been going on a date, though.
12:58I'm excited.
12:59We're wearing this.
13:00Yeah, yeah.
13:00We are the post.
13:02You're a beautiful girl.
13:04Great to roll, ladies and gentlemen.
13:05You've got a big night at the night with Ellie.
13:07I had a chat with her last night.
13:09So, uh, you fancy Deasy instead?
13:10.
13:12So, uh...
13:13You're wearing her, then?
13:15Yeah.
13:16You know how we do!
13:17The Megan-Eddie crew.
13:18.
13:21I mean, I've been waiting forever for this Joao and Ellie thing to end.
13:24Now it's finally over, so I'm thinking if he had, like, I can finally make some moves with Ellie.
13:29Mike is back out of retirement.
13:32We're not messing about him.
13:33Leave your problems and your dignity, Uncle Tina.
13:37Mikey, you with me, baby.
13:38But till you're driving.
13:39There's Jao looking sexy.
13:43Oh, you're horny.
13:45I'm horny.
13:48F*** it up, you're gonna roll it.
13:50They're catching us.
14:00All right, guys, here we are.
14:04Honey, I'm home.
14:07This is amazing, eh?
14:09I just want to get to the girl.
14:11I need to get ready.
14:12Vacation!
14:14There's no mirror?
14:16Where are the mirrors?
14:17We've got booze for tears.
14:19Wings are good, aren't they?
14:20Beautiful.
14:22What?
14:26Just to keep it going.
14:27There you go.
14:34Gentlemen.
14:35You all right?
14:36How are you?
14:37And I apologise for how I support you, by the way, but I'll explain.
14:40Can I stop just one second there?
14:42All I saw was the way you were speaking to Daisy and that...
14:45Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, of course.
14:46Did they have respect for each other?
14:48No, I don't have a pause.
14:48Speaking of you and Daisy.
14:52Oh, f*** off.
14:54All right, here we go.
14:56That was pathetic.
14:58Thank you for coming.
14:59It was my pleasure.
15:00Please ask again.
15:09Here we go.
15:11Let me get the sausages on the ground.
15:12All right, here we go.
15:21Margarita, half.
15:22If you finish that, I'll give you half of this, because...
15:25Okay, I'm giving it up.
15:27My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes,
15:29what would it be like if I married Jenna?
15:35My nugget, I swear, you're a great guy.
15:40I don't want to take it too fast.
15:42I don't see me on the sky.
15:45All right, hold on.
15:54I need a glass of red.
15:58All right, are you right?
15:59Right.
16:01What's going on?
16:01All right, Ellie.
16:02What's going on with you and Joelle at the moment?
16:04Did you have a little chat last night?
16:06We did, yeah.
16:06Last time we had a chat.
16:08Basically, we just said that, you know, we're just having fun for the season.
16:12It's like four more chats to go.
16:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:14We like each other.
16:15Let's get to know each other.
16:16Oh, Joelle said you like to see it as well?
16:18Yeah.
16:18Oh, that's nice.
16:19What did Joelle say to you?
16:22Well, Joelle said to me he wasn't into Ellie.
16:24Really?
16:25Well, obviously, two hours ago, you just joined.
16:28Joelle was like, I've cut things off with Ellie.
16:30And I'm like, all right.
16:34Am I being played?
16:35Am I being lied to?
16:37Because going off the conversation I had with Joelle last night, I'm thinking we're kind
16:42of in a good place.
16:43You know, it just makes no sense.
16:45I thought things are being cut off.
16:48Okay.
16:49Let's see the shirt right now.
16:51She's not happy.
16:52She's not happy.
16:52Do a nice team.
16:55So, sorry to interrupt.
16:56Can we talk for a second?
16:57I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation.
16:58No, 100%.
16:59Can we talk to you?
17:00Of course, of course.
17:01Yeah.
17:01The guys, they just told me now that today you told them you cut things off with me.
17:04You want something to do with me.
17:05Where's Mike?
17:06Eddie, come here.
17:08All right.
17:10Yeah.
17:11Did you just say to me?
17:13Say exactly what you said.
17:13I said, look, maybe you need to have a chat because I'm not too sure where things stand.
17:17Right.
17:17That's what I said.
17:18Yes.
17:18And you said that Joao told you today that he cut things off with me last night.
17:22Yeah, because that's what I heard.
17:23You've got a big night the night with Ali.
17:24No, I had a chat with it last night.
17:26Did you?
17:26You tell me you fancy Daisy instead.
17:28Cut things off is not what I said.
17:30I said that we'd had a chat.
17:32Yeah.
17:32Okay.
17:32You said to me that you and Ali weren't working.
17:35Working art is not the right word.
17:36I didn't want an over-expectation.
17:39You said to me that I'm not into Ali because I like Daisy.
17:41Oh, my God.
17:43This is awful.
17:44I'm going to go away.
17:45This is awful.
17:46I don't want to be a part of this.
17:47I never said cut things off.
17:49Well, if you think you're right, you're right, then.
17:51You're right.
17:52You see, this is the f***ing sarcasm.
17:54Mike doesn't know what I said to Ali.
17:56It took so much effort to spare her feelings and to get us on a path of friendship.
18:01Mike has come in and f***ed that all up with one conversation because he's jealous.
18:06You're right, then.
18:07Have I done anything wrong here?
18:09Sorry.
18:09He's just being a dick in a wind-up.
18:11That's it.
18:12Are you all right?
18:13He's either Daisy now.
18:15I'm sorry that you had to deal with that.
18:17I don't want to have a whole f***ing cake for his birthday.
18:19You know what?
18:20We're going to use that for guests, all right?
18:23It's going to be so much better, all right?
18:25It's one dessert we don't have to do.
18:27Think about it.
18:29One dessert we don't have to do.
18:31It's the baby life.
18:32It's going to be perfect.
18:33It's such a good cheesecake as well.
18:35He doesn't even deserve it, right?
18:43Get in here.
18:44Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
18:47How's that going?
18:49All right, I'm pretty pink to get out.
18:51I know, I forgot.
18:52I forgot what.
18:53It's f***ing, I'm going with my fireball from upstairs.
18:58Can I sit here?
18:59Sorry, thank you.
19:00Can we all just take two to five minutes to tidy the f*** up here?
19:04Honestly, I've been packing up in bin bags the entire time.
19:07I put so many bottles in the f***ing bin bag.
19:10Nobody creates more than each other.
19:12Can we stop this f***ing tip or tap?
19:15There's some people on this board
19:16definitely working harder than others.
19:18I feel like you should sit down
19:19because you're definitely working the least half.
19:21I want to let you know that I recognise
19:24that you're working really hard.
19:25Thank God you're being genuine.
19:27I love that.
19:28Lizzie, I think a few people have had too much to drink.
19:30That's actually really out of order.
19:32Is it?
19:32Yeah, that is really upsetting.
19:34If somebody said that to me, I would be really upset.
19:36That's not okay.
19:38You're being mean.
19:39I'm not trying to be dramatic.
19:41He wants to f***ing buy me, buy me.
19:43And then the second I react, it's Alicia.
19:45How do we move forward from this?
19:47You need, as a f***ing head of department.
19:49I need, I f***ing need.
19:51I am done with this.
19:53Alicia, I have had this from him
19:54and I've had this from you.
19:55The two of you sort this s*** out together.
19:57I am not doing this anymore.
19:59You have a problem with him.
20:00He has a problem with you.
20:02I am done with this.
20:04f*** this.
20:05I am done.
20:16The two of you sort this s*** out together.
20:19F*** this.
20:19I am done.
20:25Does anyone know what's happened?
20:27It's just like the previous s*** don't actually care
20:30what the f*** the consequence is.
20:33It's my job to run a super yacht.
20:36Nowhere on my job description
20:38is to mediate two squabbling children.
20:41And if they don't rein it in,
20:42pads are going to roll.
20:43This is bulls***.
20:45Days, could you yell at me?
20:48Let's go.
20:54We need to bed after this.
20:56This is bulls***.
20:58Let's just see what the rest of the season brings.
21:00I'm looking forward to it.
21:01I just want to sleep.
21:05Hey, hey, hey.
21:06Where's my dick colourful rainbow?
21:09I don't know who the f*** is.
21:11No, you don't get it.
21:17It was on my bed first.
21:19What do you mean?
21:20I'm going to get pissed off.
21:22You're so dumb.
21:23I didn't have to say a word.
21:28You on bed?
21:31Big time, big time.
21:33Yeah, I'm crashing.
21:35You okay?
21:39Oh, no, what's wrong?
21:42I'm so stupid.
21:45Happy birthday, bro.
21:47She was like,
21:48oh, I want to ask you to do it with Elena.
21:50I'm done with her.
21:51I'm like, this is so f***ing mean.
21:53Like, what have I done for that?
21:55They never asked you for anything.
21:58They never asked you for a relationship.
22:00They never asked you for anything.
22:01We were both on the same page.
22:04I'm sorry.
22:05I'm f***ing here.
22:06Good boy, this is your best.
22:08Right.
22:09Okay, nice.
22:18I have such a headache.
22:22Alcohol is not your friend.
22:25Especially vodka.
22:27Boston.
22:30Hey.
22:30Hi.
22:31Do I look like s*** though?
22:32I look f***table.
22:33How are you doing?
22:34Good morning.
22:35Yeah, I know.
22:35I've been thinking about you, bud.
22:37Really?
22:37Yeah, a little bit.
22:39All good things I have.
22:41Of course.
22:43Do you have a good night?
22:44Morning.
22:49Today is going to be the day I've f***ing lost my s*** a few times.
22:52Oh, did you?
22:52Oh, f***ing Mike and Alicia both came up to me.
22:55They'd be like, what are you going to do about this?
22:58I f***ing went off.
23:00I was like, do not come to me and make this my problem.
23:03I was really upset about it.
23:04Don't engage in it.
23:05We're here to work.
23:06You're not able to do that?
23:07Find another job.
23:08Alicia and Mike are adults.
23:09They need to learn to work in these environments.
23:11And this is part of working on yours.
23:13If they cannot be mature enough to resolve their small squabbles and conflicts,
23:18well, maybe they have to go.
23:19It's just toxic.
23:20It's not fair to anyone else.
23:22I get to a point.
23:23If you don't want to get to where we're trying to go, I'll make changes.
23:26Yeah.
23:26Thanks, Jason.
23:27Are you going to come on the catamaran with us?
23:30No, I'm not.
23:31You guys can have a good...
23:32You don't need cappy around.
23:33I might just get on the e-foil and cruise around on the island.
23:37That would be fun.
23:37It will be.
23:43I am in my f***ing element.
23:46I can't help this.
23:47We're going to have a good time.
23:48Hello.
23:51Cheers.
23:53Right, team.
23:54Let's go.
23:55Okay.
23:55Vamanos.
23:57Better what?
23:58Cabin around.
23:58Cabin around.
24:01Hey, brother.
24:01Should we take a proper first?
24:03Don't move.
24:04Yeah, that's good.
24:04Yeah, yeah.
24:06Vamanos.
24:07You look like a sex icon.
24:09Yay!
24:12Is he Jason?
24:14Birthday.
24:16Hey, what did he say?
24:18Happy birthday.
24:20Legend.
24:22Are you putting sales up?
24:24Yeah.
24:27Take one of me and drive first and I get together.
24:31Hello, ladies.
24:32How are you feeling after yesterday?
24:33Oh, I feel okay.
24:34Yeah.
24:34Yes, he's talking to me.
24:36I'm a little bit curious about one thing, though.
24:38Uh-huh.
24:38Do you mind me flirting?
24:40Do you like to have a little bit flirting?
24:41It's not an issue.
24:42It's not something that bothers me.
24:43So you're giving me permission to flirt if you're better?
24:45So, I'm sure.
24:48Yeah.
24:48Knock yourself out.
24:50Why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:52Could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a boat dance together?
24:55Look at, at the end of the day, we get on well.
24:58Energy's match.
24:59We've got similar interests.
25:01Me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief.
25:04Who knows?
25:04But you are sexy.
25:05Oh.
25:08I literally don't even know what Mike's saying.
25:11You need to stop about the Mike thing.
25:13Concentrate on you and Ellie.
25:15You need to go and switch it up.
25:16Yeah, you're right.
25:17Good to see you.
25:19What are you up to?
25:20You having a good day?
25:20Yeah, 100%.
25:21I've been having a good day every single day since I got home.
25:24Since you met me.
25:26Yeah, he's so funny.
25:27Oh, that's a great show there.
25:28You're going to like it.
25:30Look at this, guys.
25:31So pretty.
25:34Okay, tender.
25:35Girls, you ready?
25:36Thank you so much.
25:38All right, chaps.
25:39Beach buck, beach buck.
25:42Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
25:44Can we get rose and margaritas?
25:47Okay.
25:48I'm good, I'm good.
25:49How are you doing?
25:50There's some sitting in a chair with me?
25:52Here, I'll sit in a chair with you.
25:54I'm a lovely lady.
25:55That's such a nice bikini, aren't you?
25:58I want to see you and your home comfort clothes, like what you'd wear at home.
26:02Oh, I look hideous.
26:03Yeah, but I want to see that.
26:04I like to dress up to where I'm going.
26:06Yeah, and you can.
26:07I just sit there with a little smile on my head and go, that'll change.
26:11I don't think it'll change.
26:12No, no, no.
26:13But the things that you think now will change as years go by.
26:17Oh, my God, I'm so excited for this.
26:21Oh, food's up.
26:21Do you want some food?
26:22Yeah, I would love food.
26:23Come on, then.
26:23Come.
26:24Oh, what does everybody want?
26:26Just normal margarita.
26:27Strawberry, please.
26:28I'll get the next round.
26:30My friends.
26:31I miss you guys.
26:32I miss you too, babes.
26:34Can I sit here?
26:35Yeah.
26:36How are you and Eddie doing?
26:37Oh, whatever.
26:39Huh?
26:39I'm trying.
26:40What do you mean you're trying?
26:44Well, that's...
26:45It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with.
26:48Yeah.
26:49You're not going to grow a mustache, are you, or anything?
26:53Like, they're not contagious.
26:54Mustache is contagious.
26:56Any time you want to come to the master cabin, you know, I'll be there.
27:00Like, I mean, I'm usually busy, but, like...
27:03Oh, yeah, doing your own thing?
27:04Oh, no, just watching TV and stuff like that.
27:07I expect nothing in return, either.
27:09Just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there, you know?
27:16Just go over.
27:17You're making it so difficult to speak to her.
27:20I think you should go over.
27:22I think that is a...
27:24I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not, but it does suck.
27:28Rejection does suck.
27:30She's embarrassed.
27:30She's hurt.
27:31And so I do feel sorry for Ellie.
27:34Ellie, give me a chat.
27:36Oh, God.
27:37You okay?
27:41I want you to enjoy your birthday.
27:42I am.
27:43I just want us all to enjoy.
27:46Please talk.
27:47Please.
27:48The reason why I got so hurt yesterday and why I felt stupid
27:52is because I was planning a birthday surprise for you.
27:55I baked you a cake.
27:56I woke up two hours before work.
27:59I got up two hours early on my own time to bake you a birthday cake,
28:02your favorite cake that you mentioned.
28:04Like, make your day special, make you feel incredible.
28:06And then what I get is, like, he doesn't want anything to do with you.
28:09He said he cut things off with you, so that's what hurts me.
28:12I'm sorry.
28:13I never asked you for a relationship, John.
28:14I know that.
28:15I never forced you to anything.
28:16That's why I spoke to you that night.
28:18I feel like I don't want to complicate anything
28:22and I don't want that to ruin what we've got.
28:26Okay.
28:26I don't...
28:27Does that make sense?
28:28Am I...
28:28Uh, sort of.
28:31I'm upset about what Mike said.
28:33He used those words against me, all right?
28:35I have not said I have one nothing to do with you.
28:38I promise.
28:39Okay.
28:40Okay.
28:40Thank you for saying that.
28:42So, how do I proceed with this?
28:44Have fun with me.
28:46Because I don't want to...
28:46I don't want to...
28:49And just be you.
28:51There's nothing more to it.
28:52Promise.
28:53Okay.
28:53I know I need to break it off with Ellie,
28:55but today is the only day we get off.
28:58I want everyone to have fun.
29:01So, for the time being,
29:02I'm going to tell Ellie what she wants to hear
29:04and I'll have to figure it out later.
29:07Oh, you do look good.
29:10Washing it from a distance.
29:11How does Joelle stand upright without a spine?
29:13I was going to throw a cake in the trash last night.
29:16I don't understand.
29:18Oh, good times.
29:29I feel like you're still doing better.
29:31There's a bit of a misunderstanding.
29:33Are you back home?
29:36We're just, you know, getting to know each other
29:38and we're going to spend some time together
29:39for the rest of the season
29:40and see how it goes from there.
29:42Yeah.
29:42Yeah.
29:43No pressure.
29:44Yeah.
29:46Do you think we should go to the boat together?
29:48Do you like boats?
29:49Okay, let's go.
29:52I want to swim back.
29:53Can we swim back?
29:55You're the best.
29:56Thank you so much.
30:04What do you say?
30:07Eddie asked me on a date.
30:08That's cute.
30:10Custer.
30:11Hey.
30:13Hello.
30:13Do you want the gas?
30:15Yeah.
30:16Did I tell you that Eddie, he's going to date with Jenna?
30:19Time to get ready for my hot date.
30:21I am intrigued to see how it unfolds.
30:24Oh, me too.
30:26Not that I like gossip.
30:29Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
30:33He's so cute.
30:35Look at you.
30:37You look lovely.
30:38Don't get pregnant.
30:40Be safe.
30:41Oh, come on.
30:42Have a beautiful evening.
30:44Thanks, Mikey.
30:46Go.
30:47Oh, you're so sweet.
30:48Yeah, you like that.
30:50How nice is that for you, then?
30:52It's so cute.
30:52I love it.
30:54I like this.
30:55This is really new.
30:56Oh, thank you.
30:56This old thing.
30:58This old thing.
31:00I'm going to get the binoculars.
31:04Daisy.
31:05Yeah?
31:05See you later.
31:08Good evening.
31:09Hello.
31:09Good evening.
31:10Thank you very much.
31:11I love a good glass of wine, like, with dinners.
31:13I quite like Merlot.
31:14You fancy Merlot.
31:16It's fine, thank you.
31:17Hey, hold on.
31:18A bit of romance is good.
31:20You there.
31:20What are you watching?
31:23He's looking at us.
31:26There isn't a thing I could sit there.
31:28Someone said, what do you dislike about Jenna?
31:32There's no faults when it comes to Jenna whatsoever.
31:34Is that true?
31:35Yeah.
31:35There's that little bit of fun aside.
31:37The Jenna laugh is what I call it.
31:40Everybody used to call me SpongeBob in school,
31:42because I used to laugh like SpongeBob.
31:46I was just called highballs at school, because my balls just
31:50didn't drop for ages.
31:53Oh, good to know.
31:55They've dropped?
31:56Yes, they have.
31:57Yeah, I can show you on that one, yeah.
31:59That's cute.
32:02Esteban, me voy.
32:03No me puedo quedar en este bote de mentiras.
32:07So, how's my little galley wall there?
32:08Ah.
32:09You good?
32:10Yeah, I'm great.
32:11I'm great.
32:12I had a conversation with Jao on the beach.
32:14It might have been misinterpreted.
32:15Maybe he didn't express himself well, but we're good now.
32:19Pretty set, right?
32:20Yeah, so we can finish it.
32:21Cool.
32:21You want to do it?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Start with half of that.
32:25That's it, that's it.
32:26Do you want, like, a swirl, or...?
32:29I wanted it kind of flat, and I wanted to, like, write happy birthday on it.
32:32Yeah, um, icing will just kind of run down the peaks.
32:36And skip the happy birthday.
32:37All right, here you go.
32:38Looks really professional.
32:39Well done.
32:41Stick it back in the fridge.
32:42I love it.
32:45What would be, like, a fun date you'd like to do?
32:47Like, mini-golf's a classic.
32:50Oh, f***, mini-golf.
32:51I'd take you to the zoo as well.
32:53I love the zoo.
32:54You like the zoo?
32:55Yeah.
32:55Yeah.
32:56I like animals.
32:56Tiger's my favourite.
32:58If I had to choose between Ben and Eddie and the lifestyle I wish for my future to look like,
33:04Eddie wants the backpack, but I don't even own a backpack.
33:08I own clutches.
33:11Thank you very much.
33:13But with Ben, it's like he's more refined and likes the finer things in life,
33:19and I don't have to feel guilty for that.
33:22I genuinely have to be able to see if I've got enough money from last night.
33:25But then again, my previous boyfriend was just like him,
33:29and I have nothing to show for it.
33:31Eddie is the safe bet.
33:32Well, how much have you got there?
33:34Give me that one.
33:36And that's a nice tip there.
33:40Thank you, darling.
33:41Come on, then.
33:43I've had a lovely, lovely evening.
33:54Um, shoes off.
33:56Just realised that bad boy, Eddie.
33:58I might quickly pop in the shower.
34:00Go.
34:00Are you ready to be Christian in?
34:02Yeah, so you know how it goes.
34:04What's up, Bob?
34:04Hey, dog.
34:05Yeah, you're good.
34:06Yeah, I like it.
34:06I like the jumper.
34:07I like these stripes.
34:08Thank you, man.
34:09Oh, yeah.
34:09How nice does she look, though?
34:11I love it.
34:12Look at that.
34:14Mikey?
34:15I kept it peachy.
34:17Good.
34:19Cheers.
34:20Oh, look at her.
34:23How was it?
34:25You know, he's such a gentleman, and he's so cute.
34:28But it's like nothing I would normally go for.
34:32What did you talk about?
34:33He did most of the talking.
34:35Really?
34:37Did you have a good day?
34:38I didn't know you guys went to my date.
34:40I'm so happy for you.
34:41That was lovely.
34:41It's just nice getting to have that stick.
34:48You're good, dude?
34:48Yeah.
34:55Dude.
34:57Do you want to drink or what?
34:58Are you going to be a bitch?
34:59Yeah, I'm all right for now.
35:00Oh, so you're going to be a bitch?
35:02I do need to chat to Elliot.
35:03She didn't get the message, did she?
35:05Yeah, I just said the message wrong, I guess.
35:08I need there to be no gray areas.
35:09I need it to be black and white.
35:11Okay, so what are we up against?
35:12A kiss.
35:12That's it, right?
35:13Yeah.
35:14You kissed her.
35:15It's not that big a deal.
35:17She wants more, you know.
35:19I know.
35:19I know she does.
35:20Yeah, you'll be fine.
35:31Code red.
35:35It's eerily quiet.
35:37Should we go outside?
35:38Yeah, I was literally about to say, do you want to go outside?
35:41Red in my mind.
35:42Yeah, I'm going outside.
35:43You can lead the way.
35:44You just want to look at my ass when I woke up.
35:46It's the gentleman's benefit.
35:49Oh, yeah, I feel good.
35:51Cake time.
35:53Woking up with bruises all over my body.
35:55Oh, I'm sorry.
35:56That's okay.
35:57But I look like a Dalmatian.
35:59It's all right.
35:59It's actually my favorite dog.
36:02It's my favorite bitch.
36:05Right, can you go to my cake stand?
36:08It's nice to be outside.
36:09I'll never do this.
36:11I'll never get out of here.
36:11Do you actually breathe in fresh air?
36:14Yeah.
36:16As Joelle said, anything about him and Al?
36:19Yeah, no, I think he wants to put an end to it, to be honest.
36:22Okay, go there.
36:25That looks pretty nice.
36:26She's tenacious, apparently.
36:28I don't know how to get there.
36:30There she is.
36:32She's with the cake.
36:35Oh.
36:36Hello.
36:37How did I get there?
36:38Straight through the main salon.
36:40Okay.
36:41You hungry?
36:43Yeah.
36:43Let me grill that.
36:44Renee?
36:45Yeah.
36:46Should we watch it from here?
36:48You want to.
36:49Joelle, I need your help.
36:52Thank you so much.
36:54Cake.
36:55Cake.
36:57I love it.
36:59It's my very first lemon meringue cheese cake.
37:02It looks delicious.
37:03I've been working on it for what feels like three days.
37:07I'll get back a little bit.
37:10Happy birthday.
37:13Thanks a lot.
37:14I appreciate it.
37:15Yeah.
37:15Right.
37:16How's your day been?
37:17Good.
37:18Let's see how this tapes.
37:19I told her she should save that cake for the guests, but she didn't listen to me.
37:26Okay.
37:27The moment of truth.
37:28Is it okay?
37:29Mm-hmm.
37:30Those bastards, they're eating my cake.
37:35Bloody good.
37:36Mm.
37:37How do you feel?
37:39Good?
37:39I feel good.
37:40Mm.
37:41Look at the body language.
37:42She's very open, but he's very closed off, see?
37:46He's got his arms and his knees and everything up.
37:49Everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason.
37:52It hasn't really even been coming from us.
37:55It's been coming from, like, all these other people.
37:58Yeah.
37:59But it's also, I've played into that as well.
38:01I'm not going to lie.
38:02I just want to be honest with you.
38:04The truth is, like, I am attracted to you, but I didn't mean to mislead you if that's
38:10how you felt.
38:11Oh, yeah.
38:11It was very misleading.
38:12That is how I felt.
38:13I thought we were sort of things out.
38:15I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:31I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:35I really regret not being more stern about what I said.
38:39I thought I was.
38:40Well, you weren't, because the entire time you've been saying that you want to be respectful,
38:44you want to get to know me, you want to continue getting to know me.
38:46Continue getting to know you.
38:47Yes.
38:48It doesn't mean to be with you.
38:50I apologize.
38:50I'm trying to fix what I've wronged, and I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends
38:55and move forward.
38:56Right.
38:58You explained your stance.
39:00Yeah.
39:00Thank you for that.
39:02We're moving on in a professional manner.
39:03Okay.
39:04We're co-workers.
39:05Yes.
39:05That's it.
39:06I don't want a friendship.
39:07I don't want chit-chats.
39:09I don't want hugs.
39:09I don't want anything.
39:10Okay.
39:10We're co-workers, and that's it.
39:12By all means, enjoy the cake.
39:13I put in a lot of effort.
39:15And, yeah, that's that.
39:21Oh, the f*** up.
39:34I don't want to hurt anyone.
39:36It's not fair.
39:38Kimmy, do you mind if we come down and have, like, talk to you?
39:42Yeah, all good.
39:43All right.
39:43Thanks, buddy.
39:44Got you, man.
39:46If you're open about things right from the start, you're going to save a lot of hurt later
39:51on.
39:54Sorry.
39:55Such a stupid thing.
40:04Okay, I've got a curry.
40:06Oh, no.
40:07Yeah, you do that.
40:08It's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake if you guys want.
40:10Yeah, we came to bed.
40:10I didn't know what kind of cake it was.
40:12I was just hoping to try it.
40:14You eat it.
40:15Okay.
40:16This, this, this, this.
40:21Oh, f***.
40:21Look at it.
40:22It's a f***ing nice cake, I'm going to tell you.
40:25It's like getting rewarded for being a f***.
40:28What's her mood like?
40:29Very much against me.
40:31Let's just check this out, shall we?
40:34I'll be the judge of that.
40:42It's promising.
40:44This is a f***ing good cake.
40:46How can you turn that away?
40:48Oh, right.
40:50I'll be going to touch.
40:51Enjoy.
40:52You're not going to have another slice, mate?
40:53No, I've got my last bite.
40:55Happy birthday, Joelle.
40:57Thanks.
40:58Oh, that feels nice.
41:01Oh, I reckon that's Venus.
41:04You and Kate, like, had a telescope and s***.
41:06I did physics.
41:07I did physics, too.
41:08I love physics.
41:09Shut up.
41:10Yeah.
41:10But I was a bad student.
41:13I was intelligent, but I was a bad student.
41:15Yeah.
41:16I was a bit like that, too, yeah.
41:21Trying to get to know Eddie a little more today.
41:24Oh, yeah?
41:24Yeah.
41:25I just want to know what I'm up against.
41:31What do you think of Eddie?
41:33What do you think of him?
41:34I believe he's moving too fast.
41:36That's what I thought.
41:37I haven't kissed him yet, but...
41:43I'm tired.
41:44I'll take the side dishes.
41:45Here we go.
41:51Did he re-adjourn?
41:54Yeah, 100%.
41:55I'd like that.
41:56So would I.
41:57Good night.
41:58See you in the morning.
41:59Take care.
42:00Oh, my God.
42:01No, my God.
42:02I know.
42:03Oh, f***.
42:34Hey, hey.
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