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00:00Piper, so you've been seeing both my boys and I want to know who you'd like better.
00:06She's obviously going to choose me.
00:09Noah's a total dick to her and she and I have more fun.
00:13Don't we?
00:14Yeah, you do.
00:16It's easy with you.
00:17Fuck easy.
00:18Easy doesn't make your palms sweat.
00:20Your heart race.
00:21Easy's a f***ing boring.
00:24Don't I make your palms sweat, Noah?
00:27You tell me.
00:30Piper, you okay?
00:32Yeah, no, I think it's just a little bit hot.
00:34Um, I'm gonna get some air.
00:36Piper Phillips.
00:39I'm not letting you leave this table until you answer my question.
00:43Noah.
00:45Or Drew.
00:47Why is making a decision so hard?
00:52Piper, help!
00:56Oh!
00:57Please, please!
00:58Look, that necklace belongs to my late wife.
01:01Sad.
01:02But not worth the two million you owe me.
01:05No, no, no.
01:06No, please, please.
01:07Look, I told you.
01:08We don't have the money.
01:09Please have mercy!
01:11Dad!
01:12Dad!
01:13You may not have any money,
01:16but you have a daughter.
01:22So, how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
01:27Don't you dare say that about him!
01:28Darling!
01:29He owes me a lot of money.
01:32Gambling trouble.
01:33And now it's time to pay up.
01:35Please.
01:36What can I do to make you stop this?
01:44What can I do to make you stop this?
01:45Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
01:49And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
01:53I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
01:56Marriage.
01:57I'm only 17.
01:59I want to graduate high school!
02:01I don't want to get married!
02:02Darling!
02:03You haven't met my sons!
02:06No.
02:07Wait for them to ask you who you know.
02:12No.
02:13Please don't make any sudden moves.
02:18You don't know the half of you news.
02:24More friends and ladies.
02:28Boys.
02:30I found your future wife.
02:33Mom, are you serious?
02:35You want me to marry this girl?
02:37She looks like she's about to cry.
02:39Noah, don't be an ass.
02:42I'm sorry for my brother.
02:43He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
02:45I'm Drew.
02:47You will live with us.
02:48You will date my sons.
02:50And sign your hand over in marriage.
02:52And you will truly become a Balford.
02:56Do we have a deal?
02:59Do you promise if I sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts?
03:04Yes.
03:05Marry one of my boys.
03:07And you'll save your father.
03:11Dad.
03:20Boys, collect the girl.
03:22What?
03:23No.
03:24No.
03:25Dad.
03:25Dad.
03:26Dad.
03:26Dad.
03:27Dad.
03:39Dad.
03:44Dad.
03:47Dad.
03:48Dad.
03:48Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
03:51I'm not a monster, Piper.
03:53You can marry Drew.
03:55You can marry Noah.
03:57It's your choice.
03:58I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband.
04:02It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
04:07Actually, I think this will be fun.
04:10When do I have to choose?
04:12When's your 18th birthday?
04:14October 28th.
04:15Why?
04:16Perfect.
04:17That's only eight weeks away.
04:20On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
04:26If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
04:38Boys, be good.
04:39Show your new guests around.
04:41I've got business.
04:58Don't be scared, Piper.
05:00I don't bite.
05:01I know what you're thinking.
05:02These are all mine.
05:04That one's Model UN.
05:06It's lacrosse.
05:08That one is swim team.
05:12And that one is for best model.
05:19Is that yours?
05:21Yup.
05:22Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you though.
05:25I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
05:28Tell that to your daddy.
05:30Didn't he gamble all your money away?
05:31Don't you dare talk about my father.
05:33Oh, she's got a backbone.
05:38I'm not afraid of you.
05:40Like I care.
05:41Drew, you play host.
05:44I'm going for a swim.
05:46Cool.
05:46Let's right here, Drew.
05:55Ah.
05:59Ah.
06:00Ah.
06:01Ah.
06:01Ah.
06:02Ah.
06:03Ah.
06:04Ah.
06:05Ah.
06:09Ah.
06:10Ah.
06:11We're not.
06:12Ah.
06:12Ah.
06:13Because you're looking at your future husband?
06:16Ah.
06:17It's just a lot.
06:19Ah.
06:21Ah.
06:23Ah.
06:23Ah.
06:24Ah.
06:24Ah.
06:25Ah.
06:25I'd be so upset right now.
06:27With a kiss.
06:35Oh my god.
06:37You should see your face.
06:39I'm not gonna force a kiss on you.
06:41Besides, I want a first time to be special.
06:48Thanks for being so nice to me.
06:50I feel like your brother hates me.
06:52No, I hate everything except his music.
06:55Lucky for you, you can choose the better, brother.
06:57Me.
06:59I feel like I should unpack.
07:02Let me help.
07:04Oh no, you don't.
07:06Damn.
07:07Save this for our wedding night, huh?
07:10Come on.
07:10One more time.
07:11Yeah, you got it.
07:20Drew, give it back!
07:22Yeah, come.
07:24Oh, you want your bra back.
07:26Sorry.
07:26Here, come and get it.
07:29My bra!
07:38At least neither of the brothers are here.
07:40I would die if my future has been selling me like this.
07:44Damn it!
07:46Damn it!
07:46I got it!
07:51No, no, no!
07:55Sorry.
08:00Is something funny about this to you?
08:07you see something you like no no get off of me this whole innocent act might work on my brother
08:13but it's not gonna work on me your brother was right about you you are a dick if not wanting
08:19to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick then fine i'm a dick well lucky for both
08:25of us that i can pick your brother then right hey did you get your broad back piper she's so
08:31desperate to show me her tits her bras hanging from the ceiling give that back i'll give it back to
08:37you when i finally get rid of you hey she's not going anywhere are you seriously playing into mom's
08:43little game you know arranged marriages are a tradition in this family and besides i like
08:50having her here can you quit talking about me like i'm not here it's awkward enough having to
08:54date two brothers we're not dating okay you're in over your head everyone at alboro tomorrow at
09:01school they'll see just wait
09:15hey coming in there's no way in hell i'm letting the whole school know about it
09:19like i'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you i'd rather go somewhere
09:34i don't need the bell for brothers i just gotta keep my head down hey you girl i'm cj student
09:41body
09:41president and it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at alboro
09:48seems like any other high school to me oh you perfectly stupid newbie
09:56exclusivity is everything at alboro the only thing that matters is your friend group
10:04are those girls like models cleo fairchild and megan king cleo's been the queen of the school
10:10since kindergarten and megan follows her around like a lost poodle
10:16oh my god the bellford brothers the bellford brothers are here
10:32what's the big deal noah's like the hottest guy on the planet
10:36every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected
10:40and drew is an all-star most popular best athlete best smile
10:45and there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them but nobody knows who it
10:50is
10:51if someone is choosing between the brothers it should be me
10:53and it will be whoever that girl is better watch out
11:00wow that outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in
11:04a newer outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman
11:09she's sorry no one talks to noah belford like that
11:14maybe they should he needs to be humbled
11:17that's cute i don't think i need to be humbled by a whiny pest
11:21if i'm a whiny pest then you're an arrogant bully
11:26that's funny i don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night
11:36piper how do you know them
11:40piper's the girl who has to choose to marry me or my brother
11:56great now everyone at school knows i'm a promised bride to the belford brother
11:59i'm sorry i thought everyone should know
12:01show's over freaks
12:05seriously i told you i don't want her associated with us
12:08she's part of our circle now it's our job to make her feel welcome
12:11it's my job to go to guitar practice
12:14everyone knows you're with the belfords now
12:18don't embarrass us
12:24ignore my brother
12:27way ahead of you
12:28listen
12:29i think
12:31you'll fit in now bro
12:33especially once i introduce you to my friends
12:35piper
12:35these are my best friends
12:37megan and cleo
12:37oh we kind of met already
12:39oh but we had no clue piper's the girl you're supposed to marry
12:44we can take care of her drew
12:46i know we'll be besties
12:48come on
12:51don't worry piper
12:53you're in good hands
12:59thanks guys i've always had a hard time making friends
13:02friends
13:03wait you thought we were being serious
13:05we're gonna prove you aren't worthy of the belford brothers
13:08do you even know who we are
13:10my mother invented the spray tan
13:12what did your mom do
13:13scrub dishes
13:14the belford brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school
13:17we aren't gonna let them marry some stinky little scar
13:20i never asked for any of this
13:22if i could go back to my school and my family i would
13:26bro
13:26you're not even good enough to clean the belford's toilet
13:29i'm gonna tell drew about this
13:31you're not gonna tell drew anything
13:33you want us to leave you alone
13:34dump the belfords
13:36if i don't marry one of the brothers
13:38my father loses everything
13:41i can't back down
13:42give me that back
13:44my mom gave me this it's vintage
13:46vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special
13:56did you really think that a titless loser like you could get noah belford's attention
14:01with this tiny little bra
14:19what's that smell
14:21i think it's piper or
14:22should i say diaper
14:25she smells like a hot load
14:28who the hell
14:28who the hell
14:29who the hell
14:31who the hell
14:40Piper
14:41you're not supposed to be in here
14:43it's my private studio
14:47i get it i get it okay noah i don't belong here you and everyone at this stupid school
14:57has made that abundantly clear piper screw you noah screw you
15:09who did this to you you you did this to me as soon as you gave my bra back in
15:16front of everyone
15:17i became a target don't be stupid how is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying
15:23to help god you're you're such a bully you're no better than albrose hazing committee megan and
15:31cleo it was megan and cleo come
15:39hey noah noah come here
15:58show
15:59oh piper told me about your hilarious prank nice work piper come here i traded one bully for a
16:08worse one my future husband noah belford piper come here
16:17piper told me about your hilarious prank you destroyed her backpack
16:20well yeah i mean that cheap little thing was barely all together
16:23and then she's all like i got it from my dead mom
16:28that's mine
16:34your turn back now please it's designer
16:37paint over your back
16:39no
16:45wow cleo you really love this shit
16:56if i hear about any one of you fuckers going after piper again you'll have to deal with me
17:12hey
17:14why did you help me
17:15you don't even like me
17:18my mom would kill me if i didn't look out for you
17:21so let's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble
17:23i don't need your protection
17:25tell that to the crying girl in the music room
17:29you know i used to think you were a dick
17:32now i think you're a mega dick
17:34it's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass
17:39everyone in this school
17:40may bow down to noah belford
17:43but not me
17:45so tell me
17:46why do you go from being a jerk
17:47to a hero
17:49right back to being a jerk again
17:51maybe i want to be the only one who gets to bully you
17:55hmm
17:55so what you're going to bully me into marrying you
17:58get this through your head
18:01whether you choose my brother or me
18:04i'm never marrying you
18:08piper
18:09what's wrong
18:11is no being an asshole to you again
18:12i actually saved her from your two groupies
18:15megan and cleo
18:16wait
18:17for real
18:19i'll go and talk to them
18:20no
18:21don't
18:21it's over
18:22i don't want trouble
18:24the best thing you can do
18:26is show them that you're not afraid
18:29come with us
18:29to the senior party tonight
18:30she's not going to that stupid party
18:33you don't speak for me
18:37i'm in
18:39i should walk away
18:40let her pick true
18:41and be done with this
18:43if piper goes
18:45then i go
18:48when i walk in the room
18:49eyes on me
18:51camera action
18:53say cheese
18:55when i walk in the room
18:56eyes on me
18:58take a seat
19:00i'm like you freeze
19:02oh luau
19:06i would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht
19:11they are
19:13but
19:13when we want to have fun
19:14it's not real parties
19:16at our core
19:17our routines just
19:19want to look hot
19:20and get wasted
19:21might look fun and innocent
19:23but these guys are sharks
19:24use fresh meat
19:26so
19:27i'm not taking my eyes off you
19:29i don't need your protection
19:31yeah dude
19:32shut up
19:32we'll take care of her
19:34oh
19:35wow
19:36how are my favorite brothers
19:38and their little stage 5 twinger
19:40we're not dealing with any drama
19:42cleo
19:42oh
19:43no drama
19:45i better get cool now actually
19:47in fact
19:47i came over here to apologize
19:50by inviting you to play a game of spin the bottle
19:55huh
19:55through it's gonna land on you
20:04whoo
20:04oh
20:05i don't kiss losers
20:10so you don't have to kiss them
20:12no
20:13you either kiss the person
20:14or you take a shot
20:15here
20:16i'll show you
20:20why am i watching you so closely
20:23why do i care
20:29kiss me drew
20:33sorry
20:36saving him through my future wife
20:39piper
20:39here
20:40your turn
20:40move over
20:44i thought you weren't playing
20:46something changed my mind
20:49i'm just gonna skip my turn
20:50you sit in the circle
20:52you play
20:53those are the rules
20:58oh it's so landing on me
21:07you did that on purpose
21:09i'm just gonna skip
21:16it landed on me
21:18now
21:20it landed on me
21:21it's like dead center
21:23oh my god
21:24you should kiss them both
21:32i have to choose one of the brothers to marry in eight weeks
21:35but kissing them in front of everyone feels too scary
21:37i can't choose
21:39i can just leave
21:40hey no
21:41don't leave
21:42she can do whatever she wants
21:44she doesn't have to play
21:45if she doesn't play it's just a perv who wants to watch
21:48piper doesn't want to kiss noah or drew
21:50because she's a bad kisser
21:51i can't be a bad kisser
21:53i've never even kissed anyone
22:01piper
22:02you've never been kissed
22:04not in the traditional way
22:07or really any other way
22:09how sad
22:10nobody's ever wanted to kiss piper
22:16i can't let piper have her first kiss
22:19in front of a party
22:20full of stuck up assholes
22:22i'm not doing it
22:27hey
22:29i'll kiss you
22:31do you want to kiss me in front of all these people
22:37pretend it's just the two of us
22:39just pretend it's the two of you
22:42like his brother isn't watching
22:57fuck this
22:59i'm out of here
23:07game over
23:09noah
23:09hey
23:09where are you going
23:11i have to talk to him
23:13forget about him
23:14he stood up for me
23:15i owe it to him to make sure he's okay
23:20wow
23:22that's never happened to me before
23:29she's probably just nervous
23:30i'll go talk to her
23:32give her some advice as one of the girls
24:01no place where we can go
24:06daddy
24:08this will be perfect for that fish-lipped bitch
24:13daddy
24:13are you gonna kill my way
24:15i know a place where we can go
24:17hey bestie
24:19what do you want
24:21oh
24:21well
24:22we saw you freak out over you
24:23because we drew
24:24so we wanted to help
24:25why would i believe that
24:27all you've done is bully me
24:28we only bullied you
24:30because we were jealous of you
24:31i mean
24:32come on
24:33choosing between the two hottest guys
24:35and nile borough
24:37oh yeah
24:38super jealous
24:41but we aren't jealous anymore
24:42so now we can be friends
24:44you're not jealous anymore
24:46why
24:47well
24:48after your kiss withdrew
24:50i don't think he's ever gonna speak to you again
24:53they said it was the worst kiss of his life
24:55almost as sloppy and messy as kissing a dead fish
25:24kiss it
25:25maybe she doesn't need me watching out for her
25:27did you just slap me
25:29yes
25:29i'm not putting up with this anymore
25:33i'm gonna make you regret that
25:36did your doctor check you for scabies before we moved here
25:39i hope it's not contagious
25:40might want to get her checked for halitosis too
25:43i can smell her breath from here
25:45i heard a rumor that poor people have to live off of raw onions in order to survive
25:50and clearly her breath is proof
25:57i'm gonna prove
25:59that you don't deserve to marry into the belford family
26:01i don't even want to marry a belford
26:03i'm only doing this because i have to
26:06if there's anything i hate more than a scab
26:09it's a liar
26:09we all saw you drooling over them
26:11so desperate for the attention
26:14stop
26:14just leave me alone
26:16desperate hang around like you will never fit in with us
26:20maybe we should help her stand out
26:25time to introduce you to my eyebrow tradition
26:28the keg stand
26:37boys keep her down
26:38let me go
26:39time for your first real kiss, piper
26:42what happens next?
26:49download real short
26:51these Illions stressful
26:51Stuart
26:51please help me
26:51please help me
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