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00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:03That's what we're talking about.
01:04Thank you very much, everybody. Enjoy yourself.
01:06Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome
01:08to The Tonight Show. You're here.
01:11This is it. This is the show we're going to happen.
01:15Well, guys, according to reports,
01:17the Trump administration is close to a $500 million bailout
01:20to save Spirit Airlines.
01:23Yeah. The CEO of Spirit was like,
01:25with $500 million, our planes could have two wings again.
01:29Amazing.
01:31Yet without the bailout, Spirit Airlines was a few days away
01:35from becoming Spirit Halloween.
01:39If the bailout happens, the government will own 90% of Spirit.
01:42Ooh. Yeah.
01:44You'll know Trump owns Spirit Airlines
01:45when you could pay more for extra cankle room.
01:52You'll know Trump owns Spirit Airlines
01:54when they have a list of everyone who flew on the plane
01:56but won't release it.
02:03You know, there's one more. There's one more.
02:06You're going to like it. All right.
02:08You'll know Trump owns Spirit Airlines
02:09when it lands in the Middle East
02:11and doesn't have an exit strategy.
02:12There you go.
02:14That's how you do it. That's how you do it.
02:16That's how you do it.
02:17Come on. That's how you do it.
02:18That's your response. Come on.
02:19That's how you do it.
02:22Well, get this. I saw that Trump's approval rating
02:24just hit a new low of 32%.
02:27Trump was like, is it because?
02:29And everyone was like, yes.
02:31All of that, yeah.
02:34Yep, Trump's numbers are so down,
02:35he just asked Spirit Airlines for a bailout.
02:41Meanwhile, I read that Trump has made a naughty
02:43and nice list of NATO allies he wants to punish
02:45who refuse to support the Iran war.
02:48Yep, it'll backfire when Trump tells France,
02:50you're naughty, and they're like,
02:51oh, yes, we are naughty.
02:54Oh, punish us.
03:00Yeah, this weekend, by the way,
03:01is Melania Trump's birthday,
03:03and the president is excited to celebrate,
03:05but I thought this message he released was a bit odd.
03:07Take a look at this.
03:08This Saturday is my wife Melania's birthday,
03:11but since I have no gift ideas,
03:13just like the Iran ceasefire,
03:15I'm officially extending the deadline,
03:17and that's not all.
03:18I'm also extending the deadline for Mother's Day, a month.
03:21Also, I'm moving my birthday and Father's Day
03:24up to tomorrow, so buy me a gift, no combos.
03:27They call me President Jock Jams,
03:29because when it comes to deadlines,
03:31I like to move it, move it.
03:33Okay, solved it, bye.
03:39Move it.
03:39Move it. Wow.
03:41Wow.
03:42Well, guys, in the past two weeks,
03:44three members of Congress have resigned for misconduct.
03:47It's got lawmakers talking about what they'd do
03:50if they suddenly didn't have their jobs.
03:52For instance, first, Congressman David Schweikert said,
03:54I'd pursue my dream job, Keebler Elf.
03:59Then Congressman Jeff Van Drew said,
04:01No way, same here.
04:04Then Congressman Mike Rogers said,
04:06I'd drive off on a convertible
04:07to feel the wind in my very real hair.
04:11Then Congressman Chuck Edwards said,
04:13No way, same here.
04:18Next, Congresswoman Harriet Hageman said,
04:21I'd audition to play a wacky professor
04:23in the new Harry Potter suit.
04:25Then Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro said,
04:27No way, same here.
04:30Next.
04:35Next, Congressman Pete Sessions said,
04:37I'd try to get cast in a Cialis commercial
04:39where I take a kayak out in the lake.
04:42And Congressman John Carter said,
04:44No way, same here.
04:46Next, Congresswoman Sherry Biggs said,
04:48Easy, I'd become the greatest injury attorney in 1985.
04:53Then Congresswoman Ann Wagner said,
04:55No way, same here.
04:57Next, Congressman Hal Rogers said,
04:59I'd play my favorite childhood game, hoop and stick.
05:03And Congressman Lloyd Doggett said,
05:05No way, same here.
05:06Next, Congressman Scott Desjarlais said,
05:09I'd throw on sunglasses and trick people
05:11into thinking I'm Pitbull.
05:13Then Congressman Keith Self said,
05:15No way, same here.
05:18This is what they would do if they didn't have a job.
05:21That's all they would do.
05:23Play stick, play hoop and stick.
05:24He would put on sunglasses and trick people
05:26into thinking he used to do it.
05:28That's his retirement plan.
05:29That's what his retirement plan would do.
05:30And the other guys as well.
05:32If he didn't have a job.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Yep.
05:34Next, Congressman Michael Guest said,
05:35I would stand outside your bedroom window
05:37and whisper, Night, night.
05:42Then Congressman Bill Keating said,
05:44No way, same here.
05:46And Congressman Pat Harrigan said,
05:48I'd ask women at Ann Taylor
05:50if they're finding everything all right,
05:51even though I don't work there.
05:53Then Congressman Michael Rooley said,
05:55No way, same here.
05:57And Congressman Trent Kelly said,
05:59I'd try Taco Bell's new Diablo nuggets
06:01and destroy the bathroom.
06:04And Congressman Chuck Fleishman said,
06:06No way, same here.
06:09And finally, Congressman Jim Barrett said,
06:11Way ahead of you guys.
06:13They're like, interesting plans.
06:14They all have interesting plans.
06:18It's interesting.
06:19I don't even know, yeah.
06:20I have to have plans.
06:23Well, some business news.
06:24Apple announced that after 15 years,
06:26Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO
06:28and will be replaced by John Ternus.
06:31It was easy to shut Cook down.
06:33They just pressed on both sides of his head
06:34at the same time.
06:39Yep, Cook will be replaced as CEO by John Ternus.
06:42And annoyingly, Ternus has a completely different charger.
06:48Come on.
06:49You've got to be kidding me.
06:51You don't have to...
06:53You guys see this?
06:54To celebrate the new Star Wars movie,
06:56The Mandalorian and Grogu,
06:57Burger King is unveiling a special limited-time menu.
07:00Check it out.
07:01If you're excited about The Mandalorian and Grogu,
07:04then you'll want to blast off to Burger King
07:06for their special Star Wars menu.
07:08Featuring Grogu's Blue Cookie Shake,
07:10the BBQ Bounty Whopper,
07:12and the Imperial Cheddar Ranch Tots.
07:15May the yum be with you at Burger King.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Oh, that's nice.
07:20Yeah, it's cool.
07:22Well, not to be outdone,
07:24Subway just announced their own special menu.
07:26Oh.
07:27Watch this.
07:27Stop on in the subway.
07:29A tuna is and always has been made from 100% real Ewok.
07:34Subway.
07:35Fresh eat, you must will.
07:36What the does that mean?
07:43And finally, a hot air balloon carrying 13 people
07:47made an emergency landing in a California couple's backyard.
07:50The people were like,
07:51Help!
07:51We're having a whimsical emergency.
07:54We have a great show.
07:55Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
08:07I like to move it, move it.
08:09I like to move it, move it.
08:11I like to move it, move it.
08:13Mm-mm-mm-mm.
08:14Move it!
08:17What a show we have for you tonight.
08:19She's an Academy Award winner
08:20who's starring in the new movie Apex,
08:22which begins streaming on Netflix this Friday.
08:25Charlize Theron is here tonight!
08:30He stars in the popular CBS series Boston Blue,
08:34which airs Fridays at 10 p.m.
08:36Donnie Wahlberg is joining us!
08:40He's an Oscar-winning filmmaker
08:43who has a new documentary out
08:44about the creator of Saturday Night Live, Lorne Michaels.
08:47It's called Lorne, and it's in theaters now.
08:50Morgan Neville is here this evening.
08:53And we have great music from Ashley McBride!
09:01We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
09:04Come on back!
09:05Charlize Theron!
09:09Now let's see what is behind me.
09:12Okay.
09:13I'm gonna do better.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:18Oh, no.
09:19Oh, my goodness.
09:21What is it?
09:21I want this for my birthday.
09:33Welcome back to The Tonight Show.
09:35We're about to play a game called What's Behind Me?
09:38My partner tonight is a very talented actress.
09:40Her new movie, Apex, streams Friday on Netflix.
09:44Give it up for Charlize Theron!
09:47Yes, right!
09:49Oh, yeah.
09:50Come on, bud.
09:51All right, here's how the game works.
09:53Charlize and I will take turns facing our backs to the curtain.
09:56Behind the curtain will be something
09:57neither of us has seen before.
09:59Could be people, objects, anything.
10:01Once the curtain opens and you pick up your card,
10:04you'll have 45 seconds to try and get the other person
10:07to guess what's behind them.
10:08You can say anything you want. You can use gestures.
10:11You just can't say any of the words on your card.
10:14Okay? It's fun.
10:15Charlize, you'll be guessing first.
10:20Let's get into position.
10:21I have to guess first?
10:22Yes, you're a guess first. Here we go.
10:24Look at this. Look at this technology.
10:26Look at this technology.
10:28This cost...
10:30That rotating stage cost us $18 million.
10:35Charlize, let's open the curtain and see what's behind you.
10:40Mm-hmm.
10:42No.
10:44No, no.
10:45No, no.
10:46Oh, God.
10:47What?
10:48In the...
10:49No, don't say that.
10:51Wait, wow.
10:55Okay, okay.
10:57She designed the American flag.
11:01Betsy Ross?
11:02Yes, yes, yes.
11:03Now, she is a...
11:04She is a...
11:07It's a type of weapon that you would use to...
11:12A gun?
11:13Hit something.
11:13No, but more with an arrow.
11:15A bow?
11:15With an arrow.
11:16A bow?
11:17Yes.
11:17A bow and arrow?
11:18Yes, yes.
11:19And there's a fruit on top of someone's head.
11:22Oh!
11:22Betsy Ross is shooting an apple with an arrow off somebody's head?
11:26Kind of.
11:27No, but the person she's hitting it off of apparently has a number one album.
11:32He's a big pop star.
11:33He was in a boy band called One Direction.
11:35Donny!
11:36No, no, no.
11:37One...
11:39One...
11:39One Direction.
11:40He was in a band called One...
11:42Donny.
11:43There's more...
11:43Other things like Donny Wahlberg.
11:45No, it's not.
11:46No, that is New Kids on the Block.
11:47This is a different band, One Direction.
11:50Zayn is also in the band.
11:52Oh, is it Harry?
11:53Yes, yes, yes.
11:54Harry Styles?
11:54And she's...
11:55She's not doing it with her hands.
11:57Uh-huh.
11:58She's doing it with her?
11:59With her...
12:00Butt?
12:00No.
12:01She's not doing it with her.
12:03She's doing it with her...
12:04With her toes.
12:05Yes!
12:05With her toes.
12:06Very nice.
12:07With her feet.
12:08Betsy Ross shooting an apple off of Harry Styles' head.
12:13Oh, my God.
12:14Yes!
12:14What?
12:15Wait, wait.
12:16Oh!
12:17Oh, my God!
12:21Come on!
12:23Isn't that amazing?
12:24You're amazing!
12:25Okay, that was unbelievable!
12:26That was unbelievable!
12:28When are you gonna see something like that in your whole lifetime?
12:32All right, Charlize, grab that blue card when the curtains open.
12:35Okay?
12:36Time will start when you begin to talk.
12:42Oh, God.
12:44This is...
12:46So, uh...
12:47I can't.
12:48I can't.
12:49I mean, you can't.
12:50You have to.
12:50Oh, okay.
12:51It's a place where you can go and buy food.
12:55Whole Foods?
12:56Uh, a stop and shop.
12:58Oh, my God.
12:59No, no, no.
13:00A place where you can buy food?
13:00It's a grocery store.
13:02Yeah, I just named two of them.
13:03And the last name is a guy's name.
13:05Oh, gosh.
13:06And...
13:07A guy's name.
13:08Yeah, it's a guy's name.
13:09Nick and Tony or something.
13:10I don't know.
13:11Uh...
13:11It's, uh...
13:12Okay.
13:13And the...
13:13Okay.
13:14So, there...
13:14In front of the store, what's happening is a sport.
13:17There's a sport happening.
13:19It sounds like karate or something.
13:20It's a sport that you can either do in...
13:23Uh, you can do it in oil.
13:28You can do it in oil.
13:29And you call it a sport?
13:30It's a sport.
13:31Yes.
13:31And you have to kind of, like, try and just...
13:34Have I done that?
13:35Oh, wrestling.
13:36Wrestling.
13:36Yes.
13:37Okay, someone's wrestling.
13:39Mud wrestling?
13:40Yes!
13:41Someone's mud wrestling.
13:42In front of the store.
13:43Yes, the store with two names.
13:44Yes.
13:45What does it rhyme with?
13:46Okay, so, uh...
13:48Bo is, like, the last name of the guy.
13:51Something and Bo.
13:52Ho.
13:54Mo.
13:55It's something.
13:56Ro.
13:57Something.
13:58Something.
13:59Oh.
13:59Oh.
14:00Something.
14:01Something.
14:02Lo.
14:03Okay, so, the...
14:05The people inside.
14:06Yes, there's humans inside.
14:08Yeah, they, uh...
14:09They are very, very famous...
14:10A very famous writer.
14:13Oh, uh...
14:13William Shakespeare.
14:14Yes!
14:14Yes, that's it.
14:16So, there's...
14:16So, there's...
14:17William Shakespeare's are mud wrestling inside of a...
14:21Yeah, in front of...
14:23In front of a...
14:24Whatever the store.
14:25A grocery store.
14:26A grocery store.
14:26A grocery store.
14:27Yes.
14:28I have this thing, and I'm gonna give you this thing, and you're gonna give me this.
14:32Barter.
14:32Trader Joe!
14:42Wow!
14:44Oh, my God!
14:46Oh, my God!
14:47Oh, my God!
14:49Let's rest.
14:50Oh, my God.
14:51That's fantastic.
14:52Trader Joe!
14:54Trader Joe!
14:55Joe!
14:55No, I just...
14:57Trader Joe!
14:57Mo!
14:58I know.
14:59Mo!
14:59Lo!
14:59I forgot.
15:00All right.
15:01Charlize.
15:02First of all, everyone, you can't unsee that.
15:05Now, let's see what's behind you.
15:08Ah.
15:13All right.
15:14This is pretty easy, I think.
15:15Oh.
15:17Wait.
15:19There's a lot going on.
15:21A wide eye line.
15:23Now I don't quite understand what's going on.
15:26That's not gonna help me.
15:27All right.
15:28These are two of the snowmen from Frozen.
15:31Oh.
15:32Oh.
15:33Oh.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:35Oh, what's his name?
15:36Yeah, yeah.
15:36That's...
15:37You're getting close.
15:39Frozen.
15:40Frosty.
15:40No.
15:41No, no, no, no, no.
15:42You're saying the first part.
15:43Yeah.
15:44You said...
15:44Oh!
15:45Oh, yes.
15:46And if you're not crying, you're...
15:49Hola!
15:49Hola!
15:50Yes, that's right.
15:50Two.
15:51Hey, whoa, hey.
15:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:54Now it's getting weirder than weird.
15:56I gotta...
15:56You gotta guess this...
15:57You gotta guess this very fast,
15:59because I don't know what's happening.
16:00They're playing with their...
16:02What is their nose made out of?
16:04A carrot.
16:04Yes.
16:05And they are at a store that's...
16:07Frader Joe's.
16:10It's a store where they sell everything.
16:13Birthday cards.
16:14It has three letters.
16:15Oh, CBS.
16:15There you go!
16:16That's it!
16:17You got it!
16:18Playing with their carrots.
16:21Oh, wow.
16:23Wow.
16:23Don't look at that.
16:24Don't look at that.
16:24Don't look at it.
16:25Shut the curtain.
16:26Shut the curtain.
16:26That's terrible.
16:27Shut the curtain.
16:28I don't want anyone...
16:30Kids.
16:32Kids watch our show.
16:34It's disturbing.
16:35I apologize.
16:36Oh, my God.
16:36But you got it totally correct.
16:38All right, here we go.
16:38Let's rotate the stage once more.
16:41Here we go.
16:46Now, let's see what is behind me.
16:49Okay.
16:50I'm gonna do better.
16:55Dude, that's a...
16:56That's a genuine reaction.
16:59Oh, no.
17:00Oh, my goodness.
17:02What is it?
17:02I want this for my birthday.
17:06Okay, so, uh, it's where you're gonna...
17:08It's like an outdoor place with lots of, uh, water,
17:12and, like, there's waves, and you go, and you lay out,
17:15you get a tan.
17:16Uh, uh, ocean?
17:17Yeah, but, like, on the sand, you're on the...
17:20Yes, okay.
17:22And, uh, there's four of them.
17:25They can actually do that.
17:28And shoot.
17:29Spider... Spider-Man?
17:29Yes, yes.
17:31Oh, Spider-Man's on the beach.
17:32Yeah, and they are listening to a good old country song,
17:36and they're doing this dance that goes really well with country songs.
17:40Uh, Texas two-step.
17:41No.
17:42So, it's like, you have to kind of stand...
17:44Line dancing.
17:44Yes!
17:45Yes!
17:45That's the main line dancing on the beach!
17:56Charlize Theron, everybody!
17:58We're talking to Charlize after the break.
18:00Stick around, everybody.
18:01Oh, my God!
18:03I'm afraid of that.
18:11Oh!
18:12Oh!
18:13Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:17Oh!
18:18Oh!
18:18Oh!
18:20Oh!
18:21Oh!
18:21Oh!
18:21Oh!
18:21Let's go to Hartford.
18:23I'm gonna raise the names written on a tarp board.
18:26Our first guest is an Oscar-winning actress
18:29who stars in the new movie Apex,
18:32which begins streaming on Netflix this Friday.
18:34Please welcome Charlize Theron!
18:37Apex and I, brother, weighing eight, yeah.
18:40Any fools sitting on your plate is what we're taking next.
18:43Apex, yeah, I'm a weighing eight, yeah.
18:45Any fools sitting on your plate is what we're taking next.
18:48Come on, Charlize out there.
18:52That's what I'm talking about.
18:54I love you. They love you. We love you.
18:57Come on. My baby.
18:58My baby. Welcome back.
19:00Thanks for being. Thank you.
19:01We always talk about your kids.
19:02How are your kids doing?
19:03They're just, like, teenagers. How old are yours?
19:0512. 12 and 11. Not quite teenagers.
19:08Yeah, so 11 and 14.
19:09Oh, yeah. All right, we're in the same window, yeah.
19:11Real? Yeah.
19:13It's like the exorcism, yeah.
19:14No, stop.
19:17I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
19:18Do they know how talented their mom is?
19:20Do they watch your movies?
19:22No, no, no.
19:23They don't watch your movies?
19:24They, I, no. I don't, I mean, I, maybe.
19:27I don't really ask, like, hey, have you seen?
19:30Um, they, my, my 14-year-old came home the other day from school.
19:36And she's just like, she has this look on her face,
19:38like she just smelled a fart at all times now.
19:40It's like the teenage thing.
19:41Okay, okay, okay.
19:41Everything's annoying.
19:42Yeah.
19:43And she's just like, she's like, what were you doing all day?
19:47It's like, I was working.
19:48She goes, what is your work?
19:52I said, I'm making movies.
19:53She's like, but you were just here all day?
19:56It's like, yeah.
19:57I was on the phone and I had Zoom meetings.
19:59I'm going to the production office.
20:01She's like, I went to school all day.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I did something.
20:07Yeah.
20:07You were on the phone.
20:09You're not making movies here in the house?
20:10Yeah.
20:11Yeah.
20:11They don't get it yet.
20:11No idea.
20:12They think I'm in bed all day.
20:14It takes a lot of work to make these movies.
20:17Yes.
20:17And to be Charlize Theron.
20:19Come on, ladies and gentlemen.
20:20This is the one and only.
20:21Don't win Oscars.
20:23Don't give them away.
20:24See, it's like neutralizes it.
20:27I get beat up by the 14-year-old.
20:28Then I come here and you guys are nice.
20:30Yeah.
20:30See, yeah.
20:31You get humbled.
20:33You know, we've known each other a long time.
20:3526 years ago, we first did SNL together.
20:38You were Marilyn Monroe.
20:39I was Joe DiMaggio.
20:41Do you remember?
20:42I do remember that so vividly and very fondly.
20:45You were so nice.
20:47Oh, really?
20:47Yeah, I was so nervous.
20:49I'm, like, actually not really good with that stuff.
20:51And you were so kind.
20:52I remember that I had to wear, like, platform shoes
20:54because you're so tall.
20:56And I had to be the same height.
20:58I remember your teeth kept falling out.
21:04I was wearing fake teeth.
21:06Yes.
21:06Oh, yes!
21:07My teeth kept falling out through my lines.
21:09And I was, like, trying to do my honor.
21:10Oh, my God!
21:11You kept, like, shoving them back in.
21:13Shoving them in your mouth.
21:14I could not keep it.
21:15I'm sorry about that.
21:16Oh, no.
21:17It was amazing.
21:20Yeah, we're doing hard work.
21:22Oh, yes, we were.
21:23Yes, yes.
21:23I want to talk about Apex.
21:25Congratulations on this.
21:26This is a thrilling, wild ride.
21:28It's a great movie.
21:30Super fun, thrilling, scary.
21:33Yeah.
21:33How do we set up the movie and who you play?
21:36It is a thriller, action, psychological thriller.
21:41It's, you know, sitting on the edge of your seat,
21:44not being able to breathe for about an hour and 40.
21:47And it's a good time.
21:49I mean, seriously, here's a shot of you.
21:50This is a scene.
21:51You're rock climbing.
21:53Yeah.
21:53You're a rock climber in this.
21:54Yeah, my character is a rock climber.
21:57And she goes into the Australian outback to kind of have a bit of a...
22:02But she's emotionally kind of torn.
22:04And so she has to kind of go and find herself again.
22:06Yeah.
22:06And she does with a serial killer.
22:08Yeah.
22:09By the way, he's fantastic.
22:11Oh, Taron Egerton.
22:12Taron Egerton is great in this.
22:14Yeah.
22:14He's my buddy in this.
22:16Yeah.
22:16You shot on location in Australia.
22:18We did.
22:19It's gorgeous, huh?
22:20It's so beautiful.
22:20Oh, my God.
22:21It's where you would imagine a serial killer would chase you.
22:24It's that gorgeous.
22:25It's that gorgeous.
22:26It's that gorgeous.
22:27It would shock you.
22:27It's just so isolated.
22:29There's like...
22:29We had to hike an hour into location.
22:32Then we would shoot all day.
22:34I'd climb a whole mountain.
22:35Then we would hike all the way out again.
22:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:39It's very far.
22:40Yeah.
22:40But also, isn't there...
22:41I love Australia.
22:43I've never been, but I'm afraid.
22:44Because I think there's like spiders and stuff.
22:46Yes.
22:47Oh.
22:47And sharks.
22:48Yes.
22:49Like in the pool.
22:50Swimming pool.
22:51They have...
22:53In Australia, there's sharks in your pool.
22:55You got to be careful.
22:56Yeah, and snakes.
22:56Getting your information mixed up.
22:58And snakes.
22:59Oh, my God.
22:59So many snakes.
23:01There are snakes, right?
23:01So many snakes.
23:02We had like 17 snake handlers at all times.
23:05You did?
23:06Yes.
23:06And then during the day, you could like walk by them and peek in the bag and see all the
23:10snakes they've been catching.
23:11They're just right there where we're shooting.
23:12What did they do with the snakes in the bag?
23:14So they dumped them on another part of the wilderness.
23:18And then we ended up shooting in that part of the wilderness.
23:23Because nobody told the snake wrangler that we were going to shoot there.
23:27So they dumped like 400 snakes over there.
23:30And I had to do a running shot.
23:31And they made me go so far into like this big wide shot of me running.
23:35And everything goes quiet.
23:37Camera's about to roll.
23:37And I just hear...
23:40I know.
23:41Stop.
23:41I looked back.
23:43But did you...
23:44What were you supposed to do?
23:45I did everything wrong.
23:47What are you supposed to do?
23:47You're supposed to just be very calm.
23:49Very still.
23:50Yes.
23:50I screamed so loud.
23:52I ran so fast.
23:54You ran so far.
23:54Yeah.
23:54You do the opposite of everything you're supposed to do.
23:56Everything.
23:57Well, they could have used that shot in the movie because, yeah.
24:00They were very concerned.
24:01Yes.
24:01You guys are going to love this.
24:02I want to show a clip.
24:03Here's Charlize Theron in Apex.
24:05Take a look.
24:23Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:51Oh, my God.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Oh, my God.
24:59Charlize Theron, everybody.
25:01Apex begins streaming on Netflix this Friday.
25:05We'll be right back with more tonight, Joe, everybody.
25:07Stick around.
25:15Check it out.
25:25Our next guest stars in and executive produces the series Boston Blue,
25:29which airs every Friday at 10 p.m. on CBS and streams on Paramount+.
25:34Please welcome Donnie Wahlberg!
25:59Thank you for doing that.
26:02That's Johnny Wahlberg right there.
26:03Come on.
26:05That is how you do it.
26:07That is how you do it.
26:11Oh, my God.
26:13It is great to see you.
26:14Thank you for doing that.
26:15The sixth new kid.
26:17Yeah.
26:17Yeah, right.
26:18Done.
26:19Thank you for doing the dance.
26:21Thank your audience.
26:22Thank you, Roots.
26:23Thank you, everybody.
26:24When you hear the theme, do you...
26:25Is it like when they put up the bat signal, your body just goes into the dance?
26:29You got to do it?
26:30You know, I got to be honest.
26:31As I get older, I enjoy it more.
26:35Is that right?
26:36When I was younger, like, I'd go to a Celtics game or something, and they'd start playing.
26:39Oh, oh.
26:40And I'd be like, ah, I just want to watch the game.
26:42And, like, someone would scream from this side of the balcony, and someone would call me a loser.
26:46Donnie, you're a loser from, you know, this side.
26:49Yeah, yeah.
26:49It's great.
26:49And as I get older, I really embrace it.
26:51I really love it.
26:51Yeah, come on.
26:52It's so wonderful.
26:53You're the best.
26:54Yeah.
26:55You've done it, man.
26:58Your debut album turned 40 years old this month.
27:02Wow.
27:05Did you ever think...
27:08Did you ever think this kid would become such a big deal?
27:13Look at this.
27:13Not with that sweater.
27:15Yeah.
27:15No, he's so cool.
27:16No, it's C3.
27:17You can see my chest, and I'm, like, 14.
27:19It's just weird.
27:20Yeah.
27:21It was, uh...
27:22Here we are 40 years later, and it's bigger than ever.
27:24Yeah.
27:24I believed the band would be successful.
27:26If for no other reason, Maurice Starr, who discovered us, discovered New Edition.
27:31And they went on to huge success, and he just kept saying, let's go.
27:33You're gonna be huge.
27:34You're gonna be huge.
27:34And we're like, all right.
27:35Yeah, you're a little kid.
27:36What does that mean?
27:37This already is so exciting.
27:38We're in a hotel room.
27:39Yeah.
27:40And, uh...
27:40And, yes, it's...
27:41I'm blown away every day that we're still doing it, that fans still show up, that I'm
27:46sitting here.
27:47Like, none of this, uh...
27:49It never gets old to me.
27:51I still kind of pinch myself.
27:53I know from those days, we grew up with nothing.
27:55You know, we had nothing.
27:56All of us.
27:57Nobody in the group.
27:57We all came from very humble beginnings.
28:00Yeah.
28:00And to have succeeded at all was a miracle.
28:03Oh, beyond succeeded.
28:03But to be here, it's a blessing that beyond...
28:05Starr, I mean, you have a Las Vegas residency.
28:07Yeah, yeah.
28:07I mean, you were just...
28:07Here you are, I mean...
28:08Yeah.
28:09Here you are with Elvis.
28:11With Vegas Elvis.
28:12Fantastic Elvis right there.
28:14Uh, what's that like?
28:16Out in, uh...
28:16Vegas is incredible.
28:17Our fans are coming from all around the world.
28:19Uh, the show is spectacular.
28:21I hear that it's great.
28:22I gotta see it.
28:23Yeah, it's really, really good.
28:24And, um, we're just...
28:25We're blessed.
28:26We're gonna update it now, because we've been there for a year doing it.
28:28We're gonna add some new stuff.
28:29I know there's some blockheads in the audience.
28:31I saw them during the other segment.
28:33We're gonna...
28:34Shout-out to the blockheads!
28:35That's right.
28:36We're gonna spice it up a lot.
28:37Yeah!
28:37We love you!
28:38Uh, let's talk about your new show.
28:40Congratulations on this.
28:41Boston Blue.
28:42It's fantastic.
28:43It's a spin-off of Blue Bloods.
28:45And this time, your character moves to Boston.
28:47Yeah.
28:47And you're famously from Boston.
28:48I will say this, by the way.
28:50As I went to say hi to you before the show, in your dressing room,
28:52you had...
28:53You were drinking a Dunkin'.
28:54Yeah.
28:54I go, that is so funny.
28:55And we had donuts, too.
28:56We had actually Dunkin' Donuts.
28:57It's not fake.
28:58He's really...
28:59He's the most realest person I know.
29:01And I was like, I love it.
29:02But on the show, you play...
29:03Your character, Danny, is from Brooklyn.
29:05Yes.
29:06So I'm a Bostonian, playing a New Yorker, moving to Boston.
29:10If you don't win the Emmy, then I don't know what we're doing wrong, buddy.
29:13I'll settle for a blockbuster video award at this point.
29:16But, I mean, how do you...
29:17Do you slip into the Boston accent by mistake?
29:20A little bit.
29:21It happens now more so than before, because I was surrounded by New Yorkers when I was
29:25playing Danny Reagan in New York.
29:27So I was constantly on my toes, and they'd laugh at me if Boston ever slipped out.
29:30And they would torment me, by the way, if, like, the Celtics lost to the Knicks or the
29:34Patriots lost to the Giants.
29:35That's what we do to each other.
29:36I know.
29:36It's brutal.
29:37But this show is a giant hit already.
29:39It's already been renewed for season two.
29:41So, congratulations.
29:42Boston Blue.
29:43Great name, too.
29:44Yeah.
29:45Boston Blue is great.
29:46We just, first things first, we have the most incredible cast.
29:49Yeah, everybody.
29:50My partner, Sonequa Martin-Green, incredible.
29:52Gloria Rubin, Ernie Hudson, Marcus Scribner, Mika Amundsen, Maggie Lawson.
29:57It's just, it's incredible.
29:58And we're having such a good time.
29:59The writers are great, too.
30:00The writers are great.
30:01And this Friday's episode is unbelievable.
30:04We have Jefferson White from Yellowstone is playing a hostage taker.
30:10And it's just, it's an unbelievable episode.
30:12So we're just really excited.
30:13It was hard to follow in the footsteps of Blue Bloods.
30:15Of course.
30:16And a lot of people thought, oh, it's a no-brainer.
30:18It was like, yeah, but if it fails, you know, we'll never hear the end of it.
30:21Yeah.
30:21And so we're very relieved.
30:22And we really made it our own show.
30:24And I love the cast.
30:25I love the writers.
30:25We're blessed beyond belief.
30:27And it's a wonderful time.
30:28You got another hit on your hands, bud.
30:30I want to show a clip.
30:31Here's Donnie Wahlberg in Boston Blue.
30:34Take a look at this.
30:35Sean wouldn't stop talking about it, so I caved and joined.
30:39You joined TikTok on purpose?
30:41I did.
30:42And it's low-key incredible.
30:44Low-key, if you start shooting TikToks and MCU, I'm going to send you back to Brooklyn.
30:48We would do some good videos together, you and I.
30:50I'm just saying.
30:51By the way, you know what skibbity means?
30:53No, I don't.
30:54And neither should you.
30:55We got to change with the times.
30:56Get along with the people that were policing.
30:58Danny Reagan, Gen Alpha Whisperer.
31:00Yeah.
31:01I like that.
31:03Come on.
31:04Donnie Wahlberg, everybody.
31:05You can catch a new episode of Boston Blue every Friday at 10 p.m. on CBS and Paramount+.
31:11Morgan Neville joins us after the break.
31:14Stick around, everybody.
31:30Our next guest is an Oscar-winning documentary filmmaker.
31:35His latest movie is called Lorne and it's in theaters now.
31:38Everyone, please welcome Morgan Neville.
31:50Come on.
31:51That's no time.
31:52Come on now.
31:54All right.
31:54Oh, my gosh.
31:56Morgan Neville, welcome to the show.
31:57You're one of my favorite directors.
31:59And we actually met before.
32:01We did.
32:02You interviewed me for Lorne, for the documentary.
32:04I did. You're in it.
32:05I'm in the documentary.
32:06I know that was my favorite part.
32:07You're great.
32:07Yeah.
32:09You do a doc on our pal, the great Lorne Michaels.
32:13And I got to say, that is a tough gig.
32:15It's incredibly hard.
32:17I mean, it's like trying to make a film about The Wizard of Oz.
32:19You know?
32:20It kind of is.
32:21He's an inscrutable character and I had to scrute him somehow.
32:25Yeah.
32:26He doesn't like talking about himself.
32:28He's very humble and he's just like, yeah, he just wants everything around him to kind of work.
32:32How did you find out that you were going to do this documentary?
32:34I don't even know how it happened.
32:37I never pitched him on making this film.
32:38He never agreed to make the film.
32:41But somehow it happened.
32:43I mean, really what happened is, you know, going back before SNL 50, before the 50th anniversary.
32:48Yeah.
32:48Years ago, three years ago, he said, well, let's meet and talk about documentary ideas.
32:54He said, come to my office.
32:55It was a show week.
32:57Nine o'clock, let's have a meeting.
32:58So I go into Lauren's office, nine o'clock, and there are 16 people in the room.
33:03And he said, so what are your ideas?
33:05And Higgins was in the room, all the senior writers, everybody.
33:09Oh, my God.
33:09And I just said, okay.
33:10I stand up.
33:11I start pitching all these ideas and I'm just going and going.
33:14And I finish and I sit down and Lauren doesn't say anything.
33:18Yeah.
33:18So then I said, so any thoughts, any ideas?
33:21Yeah.
33:22And he turns to one of his producers and says, Caroline, what did you think?
33:25And she said, well, I thought there were some good things.
33:27Like, she didn't want to get called on.
33:29She tosses the hot potato to the next person.
33:31And then finally, the meeting just ends and I walk out with Katie Hochmeyer, the head of NBC late night.
33:36And I said, what just happened?
33:37She said, oh, he likes you.
33:40So I have this story that all the cast members tell.
33:43Yes.
33:44About getting hired and not knowing you got hired.
33:45Yeah.
33:46But you did such a great job.
33:48I mean, he's such an interesting guy.
33:50And when you're doing this, when you're talking to all these legends, you're talking to Chris Rock.
33:55You're talking to Mike Myers.
33:57Do you get, I don't know.
34:00You don't get intimidated.
34:01But do you?
34:02Do you go like, well, I'm talking to these comedians.
34:03I mean, they love talking about Lauren.
34:06You know, they're not talking about themselves.
34:07They're talking about somebody who for most of them completely changed their life.
34:12I mean, you're one of those people.
34:13Completely changed my life.
34:14I mean, NBC didn't really even want me to host late night.
34:18And this is true.
34:19And Lauren said, you have to do it with Jimmy.
34:22If you don't, then I'm not doing it.
34:23That's amazing.
34:24And he really went to bat for me.
34:25Yeah.
34:26I would not have his time.
34:27He's the best.
34:28And for so many people.
34:31Oh, yeah.
34:31Conan.
34:32Conan O'Brien.
34:33You know, so many people.
34:35So many people.
34:35He gets their back.
34:36He's loyal.
34:37I think you captured him so perfectly.
34:39He's just, everything about him is great.
34:42Did he get, did he see the film?
34:44Because I don't think he's going.
34:45He told me the entire time he made this film, he was never going to watch the film.
34:49Yes.
34:49He always says, I'm never going to, I don't read anything.
34:51I don't watch anything.
34:52He doesn't watch SNL after it airs.
34:54That's the end of it.
34:54So we had a premiere recently here in New York.
34:57And there was a seat held open for him.
35:00And I didn't think he was going to watch it.
35:02After the movie ended, people started coming up to me and saying, Lauren watched the film.
35:05Lauren watched the film.
35:07And so it blew my mind.
35:08So there was a party afterwards and Lauren's in this corner booth.
35:11And I walk up to him and he nods at me and says, good.
35:16Take the W.
35:17That is a five star review.
35:19Take the W. That's a win right there.
35:21I want to show everyone a clip.
35:23Here's a look at Morgan Neville's documentary, Lauren.
35:26Enjoy.
35:27The questions you want to ask Lauren, I would ask other people.
35:30And then they'll give you a bunch of different answers.
35:33And then you can cut them together to funny music.
35:36Exactly.
35:37Do you know anything about his childhood?
35:42A suburb of Toronto?
35:44Uh huh.
35:44Right?
35:45That's Canada.
35:46He liked hockey.
35:48Liked hockey.
35:49A lot of, like, outdoor hockey kind of stuff.
35:53Fishing and, you know, stuff like that.
35:56If you told me he made maple syrup, I would believe you.
35:58I guess I don't know what his dad did.
36:02We should ask him.
36:04Yeah.
36:04We should, like, meet Lauren.
36:06Just talk to him.
36:07Yeah, you should meet Lauren.
36:09Yeah.
36:10It's fantastic.
36:11Congratulations.
36:12It is so great.
36:13Morgan Neville, everyone.
36:14His documentary and Lauren is in theaters now.
36:17We'll be right back, everybody.
36:19My squad half man, Jill and half man.
36:22Tell her my band.
36:23They about 70 strong just like fella.
36:25Little.
36:25Part belly melon.
36:26Part man.
36:27Ellen and we represent...
36:30For real.
36:31She be pushing five vessels.
36:33Then she's an ill.
36:34But her hand keeps flipping on the ring.
36:40Performing What If We Don't from her upcoming album, Wild,
36:44Please welcome Ashley McBride!
36:59This is the part.
37:02We call it a lie.
37:06You get in your car.
37:09I give it to mine.
37:11You think about me.
37:14And I'm thinking about you.
37:17And we can go home alone.
37:20Like we always do.
37:22What if we don't?
37:25What if we don't?
37:29What if we stop fighting but we know we don't want?
37:35We might regret how far we let go.
37:39What if we don't?
37:43What if we don't?
37:43What if we don't?
37:47What if we don't?
37:47There's always the fear, of going there now.
37:53Things getting weird, and they don't work out.
37:59This kind of thing can't stop once it starts.
38:05We might end up breaking each other.
38:09What if we don't, what if we don't, what if we stop fighting what we know we both want. We
38:23might regret how wrong we let it go. What if we don't.
38:30I don't want to overthink it. I've got to kiss you right now. Baby, I'm tired of thinking about it.
38:54What if we don't, what if we don't, what if we stop fighting what we know we both want.
39:06We might regret how far we let it go. We might regret how far we let it go. What if
39:19we don't, what if we don't.
39:30We might regret how far we let it go.
39:31We might regret how far we let it go.
39:45We might regret how far we let it go.
39:48Come on! That is how you do it right there.
39:53Ashley McBride!
39:56Yes!
39:57Wild is out May 8th!
40:00My thanks to Charlize Theron, Donnie Wahlberg,
40:03Morgan Neville, Ashley McBride once again!
40:07Awesome.
40:09And, of course, the roots right there from Philadelphia,
40:11Pennsylvania.
40:15Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:17Good night, everybody.
40:23Get into it!
40:25Do it!
40:32Set!
40:35Aha!
40:46Yep!
40:53OK!
40:53You're welcome!
40:53Get out of here!
40:54Let's take a break!
40:54Now let's see...
40:54You're welcome!
40:54I'm always excited to see you now.
40:54I'm going to go to the channel.
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