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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 12: Dates and Confused
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00:05.
00:05Previously on Below Deck, Down Under.
00:07Oh!
00:11It moved.
00:13Oh, hello.
00:14Hello.
00:15I miss you.
00:16Mm-hmm.
00:17John, I had a little puddle in his cabin.
00:20Cute.
00:20I'm gonna bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:22Mm-hmm.
00:23I have to talk to him later, bud.
00:25I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:27Your head's not there.
00:28No.
00:29Uh-huh.
00:30I've developed feelings for Daisy,
00:31and it's only fair to everyone
00:33that I clear things up with Ellie.
00:34And I can't let it keep going.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Because it'll just get worse.
00:38We're going to try it out for you.
00:39Yeah.
00:40If my boobs chop, I apologize.
00:42I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
00:45and I'm happy for both Janna and Eddie.
00:48Did I sound sincere?
00:50Ooh.
00:51I like you.
00:52And I think that our friendship is strong.
00:55I'd rather maintain what we've got
00:58than to ruin what we've got.
00:59All right.
01:00I'm kind of confused,
01:02but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:04I'd love to hang out with you.
01:06Okay.
01:06Nothing changes.
01:07Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:10Tyler's flying in his glam technician
01:13to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:15It's a secret surprise.
01:16Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:18I heard.
01:19Did Tyler smuggle one on?
01:20No.
01:23Oh, God.
01:24No.
01:25You didn't tell them.
01:26Jesus fucking Christ.
01:28What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:30Um, yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:32Okay, break it off the tube.
01:33Wait, what did you guys put in eggs?
01:35Pardon?
01:36What flavor is the eggs supposed to be?
01:38Yeah.
01:38Ben, I'll tell you.
01:39It tastes like dish soap.
01:41I put washing up liquor and the eggs.
01:45Can you taste this?
01:47Oh, my God.
01:49Lamb chops while they're still warm.
01:51Hey, Daisy.
01:51Daisy.
01:52I've got my hands full.
01:54I feel like I'm the only person
01:56who's channeling my energy into the job.
01:58It really is starting to feel like a joke.
02:00Guys, there's one of me.
02:01What's up?
02:02Why is there one of you?
02:03Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:05She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:23F***ing me, I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:26We want the frittata done, please.
02:33F***ing me, I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:36What do you want?
02:36Listen, we want the frittata done, please.
02:43She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
02:45She'd handle the stress really well.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:49I feel like I work pretty hard,
02:51and if the service is slow, there's a reason.
02:55I want to do this cake.
02:56Okay.
02:56Do you want to do a curd on top of the cake?
02:59Yeah.
03:00And in this case, Ben is in the wrong.
03:02How about you give me your pot washer for a minute to run plates?
03:06Excellent.
03:07I mean, oh, I owe you one.
03:09That's a bean.
03:10That's a bean.
03:10Where's your honey pot?
03:12It's over there.
03:13Oh, there it is.
03:14Blinding.
03:16What do we owe you?
03:17Ooh, five bucks.
03:19Five bucks.
03:19That's pretty good.
03:21Here, we've got some frittata as well.
03:22Would you like some?
03:24Yes, please.
03:24There's no soap in this one, is there?
03:26Salt?
03:27No soap.
03:28Soap.
03:29Oh, I don't know.
03:30You're the guinea pig.
03:32Thanks.
03:34That is tenders away, tenders away.
03:38Daisy, chill, okay?
03:39What's going on?
03:40Don't talk to me.
03:41Justin, you're doing the whole breakfast.
03:42You're doing all of breakfast.
03:43Me and Jenna.
03:44Jenna's doing drinks.
03:44Okay, so it's not, you said there's one of you.
03:46Yeah, but Jenna's doing drinks.
03:47I just thought you were actually on your own.
03:50Christ.
03:52Okay, dear crew, I'm going to proceed in.
03:54Copy.
03:55Is there any soap?
04:00It's an egg.
04:01Yeah.
04:03Yeah.
04:03Woo!
04:07Front of starboard dock is losing meters and closing.
04:11How pretty is this?
04:12You can throw that to him now.
04:14Forward leading spring has been sent off.
04:17Turn it up.
04:18Copy.
04:19All secure.
04:20Good work.
04:20So I've left common cards by your badge.
04:23We appreciate all the feedback.
04:25The cheesecakes cooking.
04:27Good stuff.
04:28I feel like everything happens for a reason.
04:30Yeah, I know what the reason is.
04:31So you can marry out.
04:33Oh my God.
04:35Sweet.
04:37A bit windswept there.
04:39All right, what stood out the most?
04:41Hypers, soapy eggs.
04:43Hmm, overall experience.
04:45We come back to that one.
04:46F***, she can't deal with that.
04:49What's that?
04:49It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
04:51Already trying to send you over the edge.
04:53Yeah, I'm over the edge.
04:55Okay.
04:56Let us know if you can do anything.
04:57Thank you, thank you.
04:59Perfect.
05:00I've decided to gift Captain with a little gift.
05:02Can I have one of your cock rings?
05:03Oh, I don't know where they are.
05:06Give them a duct tape.
05:07Call crew getting any of your whites.
05:08Coffee.
05:09I'm a little down.
05:13Hello.
05:15That's Elise's.
05:16What one's her bed?
05:18I'm not stinking anymore.
05:20Well, somewhat not.
05:20I'm not sweetie.
05:22He wrote like a five paragraph essay.
05:24I should have handcuffed myself to something in the bedroom.
05:28Let's go.
05:30Wow, it feels like another reality out there.
05:33All right, y'all.
05:33Yay!
05:36I think you can ride for it.
05:39You guys are amazing.
05:40And this is for you.
05:42Oh.
05:42Yay!
05:44Perfect.
05:44Thank you, Green.
05:45Thanks for being nice.
05:46Thank you very much for everything.
05:48We have all had the most memorable trip.
05:51Thank you very much.
05:52From everybody.
05:52And this is very well deserved.
05:54I appreciate it.
05:54And I do have one more little competition.
05:59For the first person to jump off this marina, butt naked, gets $1,000.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06Cash!
06:07Oh, my God.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:18So close.
06:19He doesn't deserve it.
06:20He actually generally doesn't.
06:23I'm going to give this to you.
06:24I'm going to give you guys more cash.
06:25So I'd add to my technique.
06:26He's going to have to share that with the crew anyway.
06:28Good job.
06:30We love your energy.
06:32All right, guys.
06:33Let's go.
06:34Bye, guys.
06:35Listen, everyone, let's clean up.
06:38Let's get in our blues.
06:39Cool.
06:40Thank you very much.
06:43Yay.
06:44Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
06:48Wow.
06:50Jesus Christ.
06:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:53Is he coming?
06:57Surely you don't...
06:59How do you get into it?
07:01It's probably the weirdest gift I've ever had from a charter guest, but...
07:05I just have to try it out.
07:08That's insane.
07:14They look great.
07:20I can't do the tip meeting like this.
07:25Attention all crew, please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting.
07:30Copy.
07:30Ready, baby.
07:31What could have been better?
07:32Less soap.
07:37Charter five.
07:38All exhausted?
07:40Sufficiently.
07:40Okay.
07:43Well...
07:44Gally, what a stuffer.
07:46My ex tastes like dish soap.
07:47Literally, it tastes like dawn.
07:49It's unacceptable.
07:51Okay.
07:51Interior needs to actually crack down.
07:53Work together.
07:55In unison.
07:55Was there a make-up artist on board?
07:58I heard.
07:58Did Tyler smuggle one on?
07:59Mike spills the teeth.
08:01What?
08:01What the f***?
08:02This is just to see exactly what we can improve on.
08:04All right?
08:05Well, the tip was $22,000.
08:07Okay?
08:08That's $1,600 per person.
08:10Plus the $1,000 that you jumped in for, so it's $1,700 extra.
08:14Nice.
08:15Thank you, Mikey.
08:16As you know, tips on vessels all go into a collective group.
08:19There's no ifs and buts.
08:20We all put in, we all share equally.
08:21I'm all happy with that.
08:22It was a team effort, and we're all chipped in.
08:25I mean, I just chipped in a little bit more.
08:30Now, for the helmet.
08:33L.
08:33Oh.
08:35Well deserved, well deserved.
08:36I'll take it.
08:38I love it.
08:39I mean, come on.
08:41Soapy scramble?
08:42Yeah, of course I deserve this.
08:43I don't think anybody has ever been more deserving of a helmet than I am right now.
08:47Righto.
08:48I know you're all exhausted.
08:49I know we just got over the halfway mark, and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
08:53So in saying that, the owner of Sandy Lane Marina has given you a villa to use this afternoon.
08:58There's going to be a pool there.
08:59There's a grill there.
09:00You can cook yourselves.
09:01Then you can come back here.
09:02And then tomorrow you're going to get on a catamaran and go for a trip for the dog.
09:04Yes.
09:05Whoa!
09:08Nice.
09:09I want you to really bond.
09:11This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off.
09:14I'm really feeling some tension in the crew.
09:16We're halfway through the charters.
09:17They're tired.
09:18And hopefully this reset can bring some energy back into it.
09:21And we'll get through the rest of the season.
09:22We have a couple of good days off.
09:24The next day, it's a 7 a.m. start.
09:26Okay?
09:27Sounds good.
09:27Copy that.
09:28Daisy, you want to say something?
09:30Yeah, I've been pretty upset this trip.
09:32I've been seeing a lot of selfishness from different people.
09:35Whether that's regarding they think they work harder than other people.
09:38I've seen people bickering at each other in front of crew.
09:41It's been actually relentless.
09:43And the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behavior.
09:47We're a team.
09:48We all work as a team.
09:50It just can't happen again.
09:52Respect each other.
09:53We don't have to be petty.
09:54It's about just respecting each other.
09:57Yeah, I agree.
09:58Thank you very much.
09:59All right, let's go.
10:00Stunning.
10:01Thank you, Captain.
10:02Alicia, I think you've stepped up really a lot.
10:06Don't.
10:07It's not funny.
10:08I don't think I work harder than everyone.
10:11Why do you think that was pointed at you?
10:13Because of what Mikey said.
10:14Mikey didn't say anything.
10:16Nice to presume, though.
10:17I think some people just need to relax.
10:19There we go again.
10:20Do that again, Mikey, and I swear there'll be a consequence.
10:24You're going to have to keep me away from him tonight.
10:26I'm like, is this real life?
10:29I'm talking to you about respect,
10:30and you're disrespecting me in the conversation of respect.
10:34Sorry.
10:35No.
10:36Not how it works.
10:37You can see I'm being attacked.
10:38So I'm going to react to it.
10:40Do you know what I mean?
10:40So what's the solution here?
10:42I don't know.
10:43I'm not the boss.
10:43So you're going to put this back on me?
10:45You're going to tell me that I have to sort your...
10:48I'm going to tell you I saw it.
10:50I'm saying, I don't want to pick up with people.
10:52You can clearly see that there's targeting us.
10:54This feels like this is being put on me.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Can I ask you a favour?
10:58Yeah.
10:58Please, don't get defensive.
11:00But the thing is, it's my duty to tell you of a problem.
11:03Yes, of course.
11:04It's for you to deal with it.
11:05Yeah, but you see how you're talking to me right now?
11:07That's what I'm saying, Mike.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Not for me, eh?
11:10Yeah, of course.
11:11I work a hell of a f***ing harder.
11:12Please stop worrying about the things that you cannot change.
11:16If you carry on to give reaction, you carry on to do that.
11:19Some people on this boat are so paranoid, it's ridiculous.
11:22She just needs to focus on herself and start worrying about everyone else.
11:25I feel like Alicia is just trying to prove herself in this position by pointing me out
11:29to say that I'm not doing a good job, to make herself look better.
11:33It's so f***ing annoying.
11:35She's the most toxic person I've ever met in my life.
11:45Interior, interior, Daisy.
11:46Before we get off the boat, I really want to finish Cabin's.
11:49Copy.
11:53Last one.
11:55Oh, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy.
11:56Oh, nice.
11:57Now I've got spare lashes for the weekend.
12:01You know, we're done now, aren't we?
12:03All good.
12:03All good.
12:05How are you?
12:05Good, how are you?
12:06Good.
12:07Just surprised?
12:08Yep.
12:09Yeah?
12:09Yeah.
12:13That's the lady I was looking for.
12:16Um, tomorrow, would you like to go for a drink or something like that?
12:19Yeah, I would love that.
12:20Would you like that?
12:20Yeah, it's all right.
12:21That's good.
12:22Yeah, thank you.
12:26I only just this year decided to start getting back into dating after three years, so it's scary.
12:31My problem is I'm a lover boy.
12:32I just wear my heart on my sleeve.
12:34My last relationship, I think I saw into it a lot deeper more than she did, and I just
12:40kind of ended up getting hurt from it.
12:41Fingers crossed that doesn't happen again now.
12:43Did I just go on a date?
12:45I think you're going on a date, though.
12:46I just been going on a date, though.
12:48I'm excited.
12:49We're wearing this.
12:50Get me off the post.
12:52Damn, you're a beautiful girl.
12:54Great to roll, ladies and gentlemen.
12:56You've got a big night the night we're early.
12:57No, I had a chat with her last night.
12:59Tell her you fancy Daisy instead.
13:00F***.
13:02So, are you laying there then?
13:05Yeah.
13:06You know how I would do.
13:07The Megan-Eddie crew.
13:08F***.
13:11I mean, I've been waiting forever for this Joao and Ellie thing to end.
13:15Now it's finally over, so I'm thinking if you had, like, I can finally make some moves
13:19with Ellie.
13:19Mike is back out of retirement.
13:22We're not messing about it.
13:23Leave your problems and your dignity on Katina.
13:27Mikey, you're with me, baby.
13:28But till you're driving.
13:29There's Joao looking sexy.
13:33F***, are you horny?
13:35I'm horny.
13:38F*** it up.
13:39You're going to roll it.
13:40They're catching us.
13:50All right, guys.
13:51Here we are.
13:54Honey, I'm home.
13:57This is amazing, eh?
13:59I just want to get to the girl.
14:01I need to get it ready.
14:02Vacation.
14:05There's no mirror?
14:06Where are the mirrors?
14:07We've got booze for days.
14:09Wings are good, aren't they?
14:10Beautiful.
14:12What?
14:14What?
14:15Have a mirror, yeah, yeah.
14:16Yeah, just to keep it going.
14:17There you go.
14:24Gentlemen.
14:25You all right?
14:26How are you?
14:27And I apologise for how I support you, by the way, but I'll explain.
14:30Can I stop just one second there?
14:32All I saw was the way you were speaking to Daisy.
14:34Yeah, of course.
14:34And that...
14:35Yeah, yeah, of course.
14:36Let's have respect for each other.
14:38No, no, of course.
14:38Speaking of you and Daisy.
14:49It was my pleasure.
14:51Please ask again.
14:59Here we go.
15:01Let me get the sausages on the ground.
15:02All right, here we go.
15:09Stop!
15:11Margarita, half.
15:12If you finish that, I'll give you half of this, because...
15:14Okay.
15:17My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes, what would it be like if I married Jenna?
15:22Who is your noggin line at the round?
15:25My noggin?
15:27I swear, you're a great guy.
15:30I don't want to take it too fast.
15:32I don't see me on the scales.
15:33I don't want to take it.
15:33I don't want to take it too fast.
15:34Hold on.
15:35All right, hold on.
15:43I need a glass of rain.
15:48All right, are you right?
15:49Right.
15:51What's going on Ellie, what's what I'm doing Joe at the moment did you have a little chat
15:54Yes, last night we did. Yeah, I said basically we're just said that you know, which is we're just having
16:01fun for the season
16:02It's like four more like each other. Let's get to know each other job said likes it as well
16:08Yeah, oh, that's nice. What did you I'll say to you?
16:12Well Joe said me he wasn't into Ali
16:14Really? Well, obviously two hours ago you just joined Joao and Joao was like I've cut things off with Ali
16:20and I'm like, all right
16:24Am I being played? Am I being lied to? Because going off the conversation I had with Joao last night
16:30I'm thinking we're kind of in a good place. You know, it just makes no sense
16:34I thought things are being cut off
16:38Okay, let's see the show right now
16:45So sorry to interrupt, can we talk for a second? I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation
16:48No, 100% listen to you
16:50Of course, of course, yeah
16:51The guys, they just told me now that today you told them you cut things off with me, you want
16:54nothing to do with me
16:55Where's Mike? Eddie, come here
16:58All right
17:00Yeah
17:01Did you just say to me?
17:03Say exactly what you said
17:03I said, look, maybe you need to have a chat because I'm not too sure where things stand
17:06Right
17:07That's what I said
17:07Yes, okay
17:08And you said that Joao told you today that he cut things off with me last night
17:11Yeah, because that's what I heard
17:13You've got a big night the night with Ali
17:14No, I had a chat with her last night
17:16Did you?
17:16He said that you fancy Daisy instead
17:18Cut things off is not what I said
17:20I said
17:20Yeah
17:21That we'd had a chat
17:21Yeah
17:22Okay
17:22You said to me that you and Ali weren't working out
17:25Working out is not the right word
17:26I didn't want an over-expectation
17:28You said to me that I'm not into Ali because I like Daisy
17:30Oh my God
17:33This is awful
17:34I'm going to go away
17:35This is awful
17:36I don't want to be a part of this
17:37I never said cut things off
17:39Well, if you think you're right, you're right
17:41You're right
17:42You see, this is the f***ing sarcasm
17:44Mike doesn't know what I said to Ali
17:45It took so much effort to spare her feelings and to get us on a path of friendship
17:51Mike has come in and f***ed that all up with one conversation because he's jealous
17:56You're right then
17:57Have I done anything wrong here?
17:59Sorry
17:59He's just being a dick in a wind-up
18:01That's it
18:02Are you all right?
18:03He's in the Daisy now
18:05I'm sorry that you had to deal with that
18:07Everyone has a whole f***ing cake for his birthday
18:09You know what?
18:10We're going to use that for guests
18:12All right?
18:13It's going to be so much better
18:14All right?
18:15It's one dessert we don't have to do
18:17Think about it
18:18One dessert we don't have to do
18:20It's the baby life
18:22It's going to be perfect
18:23It's such a good cheesecake as well
18:25He doesn't even deserve it, right?
18:33Get in here
18:34Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, everybody
18:39All right, I'm pretty keen to get out
18:41I know, I've got it
18:42I've got to laugh
18:43It's f***ing I'm going with my fireball from upstairs
18:48You might sit here?
18:49Sorry, thank you
18:50Can we all just take two to five minutes to tidy the f**k up here?
18:54Honestly, I've eaten packing up in bin bags the entire time.
18:57I put so many bottles in the f**king bin bag.
19:00Nobody creates more than each other.
19:02Can we stop this f**king tip or tap?
19:05There's some people on this board definitely working harder than others.
19:08I feel like you should sit down because you're definitely working the least half ever.
19:12I want to let you know that I recognize that you're working really hard.
19:15Thank God you're being genuine. I love that.
19:18Alicia, I think a few people have had too much to drink.
19:20That's actually really out of order.
19:22Is it?
19:22Yeah, that is really upsetting.
19:24If somebody said that to me, I would be really upset.
19:26That's not okay.
19:28Is it?
19:28You're being mean.
19:29I'm not trying to be dramatic.
19:30He wants to f**king buy me, buy me.
19:33And then the second I react, it's Alicia.
19:35How do we move forward from this?
19:37You need as a f**king head of department.
19:39I need, I f**king need.
19:41I am done with this.
19:43Alicia, I have had this from him and I've had this from you.
19:45The two of you sort this s**t out together.
19:47I am not doing this anymore.
19:49You have a problem with him.
19:51He has a problem with you.
19:52I am done with this.
19:54F**king dish.
19:55I am done.
20:06The two of you sort this s**t out together.
20:09F**king dish.
20:09I am done.
20:15Does anyone know what's happened?
20:17Yeah, let's just like the previous.
20:19Those s**t don't actually care what the f**k the consequence is.
20:23It's my job to run a super yacht.
20:26Nowhere on my job description is to mediate two squabbling children.
20:31And if they don't rein it in, pads are going to roll.
20:33This is bulls**t.
20:35Daze, could you yell at me?
20:38Let's go.
20:44We need to bed after this.
20:46This is f**king s**t.
20:48Let's just see what the rest of the season brings.
20:50I'm looking forward to it.
20:51I just want to sleep.
20:55Hey, hey, hey.
20:56Where's my dick colorful rainbow?
20:59I don't know who the f**k is.
21:00It is.
21:01No, you don't get it.
21:07It was on my bed first.
21:09What do you mean?
21:11I'm going to get pissed off.
21:12I'm so dumb.
21:13I can never say a word.
21:19You on bed?
21:21Big time, big time.
21:23Yeah, I'm crashing.
21:25You okay?
21:29Oh, no, what's wrong?
21:31I'm so stupid.
21:36Happy birthday, bro.
21:37She was like, oh, I want to ask you to do the real estate.
21:40I'm done with her.
21:42I'm like, this is so f**king mean.
21:43Like, what have I done for?
21:44I've never asked you for anything.
21:48I've never asked you for a relationship.
21:50I've never asked you for anything.
21:51We were both on the same page.
21:53I'm sorry, so f**king you.
21:57Good boy, this is your best.
21:59Okay, nice.
22:09I have such a headache.
22:12Alcohol is not your friend.
22:15Especially vodka.
22:20I look like s**t, though.
22:20Hi.
22:21Do I look like s**t, though?
22:22I look like s**t, though?
22:22That's f**k incredible.
22:23How are you doing?
22:24Good morning.
22:25Yeah, I know.
22:25I've been thinking about you, babe.
22:27Really?
22:27Yeah, a little bit.
22:29All good things I have.
22:31Of course.
22:33Do you have a good night?
22:34Morning.
22:39Today is going to be the day I've f**king lost my s**t a few times.
22:42Oh, do you?
22:43Oh, f**king Mike and Alicia both came up to me.
22:45He'd be like, what are you going to do about this?
22:47I f**king went off.
22:50I was like, do not come to me and make this my problem.
22:53I was really upset about it.
22:54Don't engage in it.
22:55We're here to work.
22:56You're not able to do that?
22:57Go on another job.
22:58Alicia and Mike are adults.
22:59They need to learn to work in these environments.
23:01And this is part of working on yachts.
23:03If they cannot be mature enough to resolve their small squabbles and conflicts,
23:08well, maybe they have to go.
23:09It's just toxic.
23:10It's not fair to anyone else.
23:12I get to a point.
23:13If you don't want to get to where we're trying to go.
23:14Yeah.
23:15I'll make changes.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Okay.
23:17Thanks, Jason.
23:17Are you going to come on the catamaran with us?
23:20No, I'm not.
23:21You guys can have a good, you don't need Cappy around.
23:23I might just get on the e-foil and cruise around on the island.
23:27That'll be fun.
23:28It will be.
23:33I am in my f***ing element.
23:36I can't help you.
23:37We're going to have a good time.
23:38Hello.
23:41Cheers.
23:43All right, team.
23:44Let's go.
23:45Okay.
23:46Vamanos.
23:48Catamaran.
23:48Catamaran.
23:49Catamaran.
23:51Hey, brother.
23:52Should we take a proper photo?
23:53Don't move.
23:54Yeah, that's good.
23:55Yeah, yeah.
23:56Vamanos.
23:57You look like a sex icon.
24:00Yay!
24:02Is he Jason?
24:06Hey, what did he say?
24:08Happy birthday.
24:10Legend.
24:12Are you putting sales up?
24:14Yeah.
24:18Take one of my drivers money together.
24:21Hello, ladies.
24:22How are you feeling after yesterday?
24:23Oh, I feel okay.
24:24Yeah.
24:25He hasn't spoken to me.
24:26I'm a little bit curious about one thing, though.
24:28Uh-huh.
24:28Do you mind me, Flynn?
24:30Do you like to have a little bit of flirt?
24:31It's not an issue.
24:32It's not something that bothers me.
24:33So you're giving me permission to flirt with your birthday?
24:35So, uh, sure.
24:38Yeah.
24:40Why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:42Could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a boat dance together?
24:45Look at it.
24:46At the end of the day, we get on well.
24:48Energy's much.
24:49We've got similar interests.
24:51Me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief.
24:54Who knows?
24:54But you are sexy.
24:55Oh.
24:58I literally don't even know what Mike's saying.
25:01You need to stop about the Mike thing.
25:03Concentrate on you and Ellie.
25:05You need to go and switch to her.
25:06Yeah, you're right.
25:07Good to see you.
25:09What are you up to?
25:10You having a good day?
25:11Yeah, 100%.
25:11I've been having a good day every single day since I got home.
25:14Since you met me.
25:16Wow, you're so funny.
25:17Oh, that's a great shot there.
25:19You're gonna like it.
25:20Look at this, guys.
25:21So pretty.
25:24Okay, tender.
25:25Girls, you ready?
25:26Thank you so much.
25:28All right, chaps.
25:29Beach up, beach up.
25:32Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
25:34Can we get frozen margaritas?
25:37Okay?
25:38I'm good, I'm good.
25:40How are you doing?
25:40Can I sit and cheer with me?
25:42I'll sit and cheer with you.
25:44Come on, you're a lovely lady.
25:45That's such a nice bikini, aren't you?
25:48I want to see you and your home comfort clothes like what you'd wear at home.
25:52Oh, I look hideous.
25:53Yeah, but I want to see that.
25:55I like to dress up to where I'm going.
25:57Yeah, and you can.
25:58I just sit there with a little smile on my head and going, that'll change.
26:01I don't think it will change.
26:02No, no, no, but things that you think now will change as years go by.
26:07Oh my God, I'm so excited for this.
26:10Ooh, food's up.
26:11Do you want some food?
26:12Yeah, I would love food.
26:13Come on then.
26:13Come.
26:14Uh, what does everybody want?
26:16Just normal margarita.
26:17Strawberry, please.
26:19I'll get the next round.
26:20My friends.
26:21I miss you guys.
26:23I miss you too, babes.
26:24Can I sit here?
26:26Yeah.
26:26How are you and Eddie doing, all right?
26:28Oh, whatever.
26:29Huh?
26:29I'm trying.
26:30What do you mean you're trying?
26:33Well, that's true to me.
26:35It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with.
26:38Yeah.
26:39You're not going to grow a mustache, are you, or anything?
26:43Like, they're not contagious.
26:44Mustache is contagious.
26:46Any time you want to come to the master cabin, you know, I'll be there, like.
26:51It's okay.
26:51I mean, I'm usually busy a bit, like.
26:53Oh, yeah, doing your own thing?
26:54Oh, no, just watching TV and stuff like that.
26:56Okay.
26:56I expect nothing in return, either.
26:59Just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there, you know?
27:06Just go over.
27:07I'm making it so difficult to speak to her.
27:10I think you should go over.
27:12I think that is a .
27:14I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not, but it does suck.
27:18Rejection does suck.
27:20She's embarrassed.
27:21She's hurt.
27:21And so I do feel sorry for Ellie.
27:24Ellie, do we chat?
27:26Oh, God.
27:28You okay?
27:31I want you to enjoy your birthday.
27:33I am.
27:33I just want us all to enjoy it.
27:36Please talk.
27:37Please.
27:38The reason why I got so hurt yesterday and why I felt stupid
27:42is because I was planning a birthday surprise for you.
27:45I baked you a cake.
27:46I woke up two hours before work.
27:49I got up two hours early on my own time to bake you a birthday cake,
27:52your favorite cake that you mentioned.
27:54Like, make your day special, make you feel incredible.
27:56And then what I get is, like, he doesn't want anything to do with you.
27:59That's not.
28:00He said he cut things off with you.
28:01So that's what hurt me.
28:02I'm sorry.
28:03I never asked you for a relationship job.
28:04I know that.
28:05I never forced you to do anything.
28:06That's why I spoke to you that night.
28:08I feel like I don't want to complicate anything.
28:12And I don't want that to ruin what we've got.
28:16Okay.
28:16Does that make sense?
28:18Am I?
28:19Uh, sort of.
28:21And I'm upset about what Mike said.
28:23He used those words against me, all right?
28:25I have not said I have nothing to do with you.
28:28I promise.
28:29Okay.
28:30Okay.
28:30Okay.
28:30Thank you for saying that.
28:32So how do I proceed with this?
28:34Have fun with me.
28:35Because I don't want to.
28:36I don't want to.
28:39And just be you.
28:41There's nothing more to it.
28:42Promise.
28:43Okay.
28:43I know I need to break it off with Ellie.
28:45But today is the only day we get off.
28:48I want everyone to have fun.
28:51So for the time being, I'm going to tell Ellie what she wants to hear.
28:54And I'll have to figure it out later.
28:57Oh, we do look good.
29:00Washing it from a distance.
29:01How does Joelle stand upright without her spine?
29:03I was going to throw her kicking in the trash last night.
29:06I don't understand.
29:08Oh, good times.
29:21It's a bit of a misunderstanding.
29:23Are you back home?
29:26We're just, you know, getting to know each other.
29:28And we're going to spend some time together for the rest of the season.
29:31And see how it goes from there.
29:32Yeah.
29:32Yeah.
29:33No pressure.
29:34Yeah.
29:36You think we should go to the boat together?
29:38Do you like boats?
29:39Okay, let's go.
29:42I want to swim back.
29:43Can we swim back?
29:45You're the best.
29:46Thank you so much.
29:54What do you say?
29:57Eddie asked me on a date.
29:58That's cute.
30:01Hey.
30:03Hello.
30:03Do you want the golf?
30:05Yeah.
30:06Did I tell you that Eddie, he's going to date with Jenna?
30:09Time to get ready for my heartbeat.
30:11I am intrigued to see how it unfolds.
30:14Oh, me too.
30:16Not that I like gossip.
30:19Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
30:23He's so cute.
30:25Look at you.
30:27You look lovely.
30:28Don't get pregnant.
30:30Be safe.
30:32Have a beautiful evening.
30:34Thanks, Mikey.
30:36Oh, you're so sweet.
30:38Yeah, you like that.
30:40How nice is that view then?
30:42It's so cute.
30:43I love it.
30:44I like this.
30:45This is really cute.
30:46Oh, thank you.
30:47This old thing.
30:48This old thing.
30:50I'm going to get the binoculars.
30:54Daisy.
30:55Yeah?
30:55See you there.
30:58Good evening.
30:59Hello.
30:59Good evening.
31:00Thank you very much.
31:01I love a good glass of wine, like, with dinners.
31:03I quite like Merlot.
31:04You fancy Merlot.
31:06It feels fine, thank you.
31:07They're holding on.
31:08A bit of romance is good.
31:10You there.
31:10We're watching.
31:13He's looking at us.
31:16There isn't a thing I could sit there.
31:18Someone said, what do you dislike about Jenna?
31:21I'm, I'm, there's no faults when it comes to Jenna whatsoever.
31:24Is that true?
31:25Yeah.
31:25There's that little bit of fun aside.
31:27The Jenna laugh is what I call it.
31:30Everybody used to call me SpongeBob in school because I used to laugh like SpongeBob.
31:36I was, I was just called highballs at school because my balls just didn't drop for ages.
31:42Oh, good to know.
31:45They've dropped?
31:46Yes, I have.
31:47I can, yeah, I can show you on that one.
31:49Yeah.
31:49That's cute.
31:57So how's my little galley wall there?
31:59Ah.
31:59You good?
32:00Yeah, I'm great.
32:01I'm great.
32:02I had a conversation with Jao on the beach.
32:04It might have been misinterpreted.
32:06Maybe he didn't express himself well, but we're good now.
32:09Pretty sad, right?
32:10Yeah, so we can finish it.
32:11Cool.
32:11You want to do it?
32:12Yep.
32:14Start with half of that.
32:15That's it.
32:16That's it.
32:16Do you want like a, like a swirl or?
32:19I wanted it kind of flat and I wanted to like write happy birthday on it.
32:22Yeah, um, icing will just kind of run down the peaks.
32:26And skip the happy birthday.
32:27All right, here you go.
32:28Looks really professional.
32:29Well done.
32:32Stick it back in the fridge.
32:32I love it.
32:35What would be like a fun date you'd like to do?
32:38Like mini golf's a classic.
32:40Oh, mini golf.
32:41I'd take you to the zoo as well.
32:43I love the zoo.
32:44You like the zoo?
32:45Yeah.
32:46I like animals.
32:47Tiger's my favorite.
32:48If I had to choose between Ben and Eddie and the lifestyle I wish for my future to look like,
32:54Eddie wants the backpack, but I don't even own a backpack.
32:58I own clutches.
33:01Thank you very much.
33:03But with Ben, it's like, he's more refined and likes the finer things in life.
33:10And I didn't have to feel guilty for that.
33:12I genuinely have to be able to see if I've got enough money from last night.
33:15But then again, my previous boyfriend was just like him.
33:19And I have nothing to show for it.
33:21Eddie is the safe bet.
33:22Dude, how much have you got there?
33:23Give me that one.
33:26That's a nice tip there.
33:30Thank you, darling.
33:31Come on, then.
33:34I've had a lovely, lovely evening.
33:44Um, shoes off.
33:46Just realized that.
33:47Bad boy, Eddie.
33:48I might quickly pop in the shower.
33:50Go.
33:50Are you ready to be Christian, Ed?
33:52Yeah, do you know how it goes?
33:54What's up, Bob?
33:54Hey, dog.
33:55Yeah, good.
33:56Yeah, I like it.
33:56I like the jumper.
33:57I like these stripes.
33:58Thank you, man.
33:59Oh, yeah.
33:59How nice does she look, though?
34:01I love it.
34:02Look at that.
34:04Mikey?
34:05I kept it PG.
34:07Good.
34:09Cheers.
34:10Oh, look at her.
34:13How was it?
34:15You know, he's such a gentleman and he's so cute.
34:18But it's like nothing I would normally go for.
34:22What did you talk about?
34:23He did most of the talking.
34:25Really?
34:27Did you have a good day?
34:28I didn't know you guys went to my date.
34:30I'm so happy for you.
34:31That was lovely.
34:32It's just nice getting to have that stick.
34:38Yeah.
34:38You good, dude?
34:39Yeah.
34:44Oh, dude.
34:47You going to drink or what?
34:48You going to be a boost?
34:49Yeah, I'm all right for now.
34:50Oh, so you're going to be a booze.
34:52I do need to chat earlier.
34:53She didn't get the message, did she?
34:55Yeah, just said the message wrong, I guess.
34:58I need there to be no grey areas.
35:00I need it to be black and white.
35:01OK, so what are we up against? A kiss, that's it, right?
35:03Yeah.
35:04You kissed her, it's not that big a deal.
35:07She wants more, you know.
35:09I know, I know she does, yeah.
35:10It'll be fine.
35:22Code red.
35:25It's eerily quiet.
35:27Shall we go outside?
35:28Yeah, I was literally about to say, do you want to go outside?
35:31Red in my mind, yeah, I'm going outside.
35:33You can lead the way.
35:34You just want to look at my ass when I woke up.
35:36It's the gentleman's benefit.
35:38Yeah.
35:39Oh, yeah, feels good.
35:41Cake time.
35:43Woking up and bruises all over my body.
35:45Oh, ****, I'm sorry.
35:46It's OK, but I look like a Dalmatian.
35:49It's all right.
35:49Yeah, it's actually my favourite dog.
35:52It's my favourite dog.
35:56Right, teacher, get to my kickstand.
35:58It's nice to be outside.
36:00I'll never do this, I'll never get out of here.
36:01You can actually breathe in fresh air.
36:04Yeah.
36:05****, ****.
36:06Has Jowell said anything about him and Al?
36:10Yeah, I know, I think he wants to put an end to it, to be honest.
36:12OK, goddamn.
36:15That looks pretty nice.
36:16She's tenacious, apparently.
36:18I don't know how to get here.
36:19I don't know how to get here.
36:20There she is.
36:22It's with the cake.
36:25Oh!
36:26Hello.
36:27How did I get there?
36:28Uh, straight through the main salon.
36:30OK.
36:32You hungry?
36:33Yeah.
36:33Let me grill that.
36:37I'm hungry.
36:39I'm hungry.
36:39Jowell, I need your help.
36:42Oh, thank you so much.
36:44Cake.
36:45Cake.
36:46I love it.
36:49It's my very first lemon meringue cheesecake.
36:52Yeah, it looks delicious.
36:53I've been working on it for what feels like three days.
36:57So...
36:57I'll get back a little bit.
37:01Happy birthday!
37:03Thanks a lot.
37:04I appreciate it.
37:05Yeah.
37:05Right.
37:06How's your day been?
37:07Good.
37:08Let's see how this tastes.
37:10I told her she should save that **** cake for the guests,
37:13but she didn't listen to me.
37:16OK.
37:17The moment of truth.
37:18Mm.
37:19Is it OK?
37:19Mm-hmm.
37:20Those busters, they're eating my cake.
37:25Bloody good.
37:27How do you feel?
37:29Good?
37:30I feel good.
37:30Mm.
37:31Look at the body language.
37:32She's very open, but he's very closed off, see?
37:36He's got his arms and his knees and everything up.
37:39Everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason.
37:42It hasn't really even been coming from us.
37:46It's been coming from, like, all these other people.
37:48Yeah.
37:48Yeah, but it's also, I've played into that as well.
37:51I'm not going to lie.
37:52I just want to be honest with you.
37:54The truth is, like, I am attracted to you,
37:57but I didn't mean to mislead you if that's how you felt.
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:01It was very misleading.
38:02That is how I felt.
38:03I thought we were sorted things out.
38:05I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:25I really regret not being more stern about what I said.
38:29I thought I was.
38:30But you weren't, because the entire time you've been saying that
38:33you want to be respectful, you want to get to know me,
38:35you want to continue getting to know me.
38:37Yes, I do, yes.
38:37Continue getting to know you, yes.
38:38It doesn't mean to be with you.
38:40I apologize, and I'm trying to fix what I've wronged,
38:43and I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends and move forward.
38:46Right.
38:48You explained your stance.
38:50Yeah.
38:51Thank you for that.
38:52We're moving on in a professional manner.
38:54Okay.
38:54We're co-workers, and that's it.
38:56I don't want a friendship, I don't want chit-chats,
38:59I don't want hugs, I don't want anything.
39:00Okay.
39:01We're co-workers, and that's it.
39:03By all means, enjoy the cake.
39:04I put in a lot of effort.
39:05And, uh, yeah.
39:07That's that.
39:11Oh, the **** got back.
39:24I don't want to hurt anyone.
39:26It's not fair.
39:28Can we, do you mind if we come down and have, like, talk to you?
39:32Yeah, all good.
39:33All right.
39:33Thanks, buddy.
39:34Got you, man.
39:35If you, if you're open about things right from the start,
39:39you're going to save a lot of hurt later on.
39:44Sorry.
39:44****.
39:45Such a stupid thing.
39:49****.
39:54Okay, I've got a carrot, this one, that's what you do.
39:58It's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake if you guys want.
40:00Yeah, we came to play.
40:00I didn't know what kind of cake it was.
40:03I was just hoping to try it.
40:04Here we go.
40:06Okay, I have this, this, this, this.
40:11Oh, ****, look at it.
40:13It's a **** nice cake, I'm going to tell you.
40:16It's, like, getting rewarded for being a ****.
40:18What's her mood like?
40:20Very much against me.
40:22Let's just check this out, shall we?
40:24I'll be the judge of that.
40:26Okay.
40:32It's promising.
40:34This is a **** good cake.
40:36How can you turn that away?
40:38Oh, right.
40:40I'll go inside.
40:42You're not going to have another slice, mate?
40:44I've got my last bite.
40:45Happy birthday, Joao.
40:48Thanks.
40:49Oh, that feels nice.
40:52I reckon that's Venus.
40:54Well, you were a kid, like, had a telescope and ****.
40:56I did physics.
40:57I did physics, too.
40:58I love physics.
40:59Shut up.
41:00Yeah.
41:00But I was a bad student.
41:03That's weird.
41:03I was intelligent, but I was a bad student.
41:05Yeah.
41:06I was a bit like that, too, yeah.
41:11Trying to get to know Eddie a little more today.
41:14Oh, yeah?
41:15Yeah.
41:16Just want to know what I'm up against.
41:19Mwah.
41:21Well, then, what do you think of Eddie?
41:23What do you think of him?
41:24I believe he's moving too fast.
41:26That's what I thought.
41:27I haven't kissed him yet, but...
41:33I'm tired.
41:34I'll take the side dishes.
41:35Here we go.
41:41Did you re-adjourn?
41:44Yeah, 100%.
41:45I'd like that.
41:46It's all right.
41:47Good night.
41:48I'll see you in the morning.
41:49Take care.
41:50Oh, my God.
41:51Oh, my God.
41:53I know.
41:53Oh, ****.
42:17Oh, my God.
42:25Hey.
42:26Hey.
42:28Mhm.
42:29Mm-hmm.
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