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Love Island (UK) - Season 8 - Episode 62
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00:00You
00:05We've had weeks of grafting
00:11Racking on it's cringy our bodies sounding off and getting it all
00:27We're living up to
00:31No, I ain't having this
00:34So let the countdown to the final begin
00:38It's a celebration
00:40So find a babysitter
00:44Put on your glad rags and expect the unexpected
00:50For the last time this series
00:52This is Love Island Unseen Bits
00:55The yellow bean bag, I'm burning that on the fire
01:26No, you shouldn't have done that
01:28They sound exactly the same
01:30Anyway, while we await the results of the paternity test
01:33Let's make the most of our very last show of this series
01:36By going out with a banger
01:45So put your phones away
02:02And dance like there isn't a ton of cameras watching your every move
02:06Oh my god
02:14I feel like we should all do it now
02:16Every single body
02:17Every single body has to do it
02:19Guys, guys
02:20You have to let yourself go
02:22Be free
02:22Okay
02:23Don't overthink it
02:24And just
02:25Just put passion into it
02:26Yeah, let's go
02:27Yeah, let's go
02:27Let's do it for the Highlands
02:29So what?
02:31Three, two, one
02:33Yes!
02:35Yes!
02:36Yes!
02:39Over the past few months the Islanders have been busting moves
02:48Grooving
02:49Grooving
02:49Yes!
02:50Grooving
02:51Yes!
02:52Hands
02:52And letting it all hang out
02:58So put your hands in the air like you just don't care
03:03Unless you're jailed, of course
03:08I've got an exclusive for you
03:10Here you can see the actual appointment book for the salon
03:14Not that salon
03:16The real one
03:17Where the girls get glamorous
03:18You know when you curl this side of the hair
03:20Do you do it the other way around?
03:21Yeah
03:21Yeah
03:22It's so hard, isn't it?
03:23The other way around
03:24I swear to god if my hair doesn't stay straight
03:27It's gonna be a riot
03:29You sound like
03:30What is that?
03:31Gollum
03:32That's it, Gollum
03:33Or Dobby
03:33Yes, master
03:34I used to have like the weirdest crush on Dobby when I was three
03:37Not three, like five
03:39Dobby
03:41Who's Dobby?
03:42Dobby from Harry Potter
03:43Ew
03:44I was just young
03:45Like literally
03:46I used to really, really love Dobby
03:47I love Dobby
03:48Dobby's cute
03:48Because he was nice
03:49Everyone thought he'd be horrible
03:51But he wasn't
03:51Indira, you're very cute
03:53Dobby's
03:54Sorry, master
03:55Yes, master
03:56Dobby be a good master
04:00I'll be a good Dobby
04:01Yes, master
04:02Yes, master
04:04Yes, master
04:06I'll be a good Dobby
04:07I can talk like a baby though
04:09I can talk like a baby
04:11I can talk like a baby
04:11It's very scary how I can talk sometimes
04:13But it's just me
04:15It's just me being me
04:16You guys are not well
04:17No, Angel
04:19No, no
04:19It's scary
04:21It sounds like something out of like a horse field
04:23No, I don't like that
04:23I don't want a horse
04:27I can't
04:28I can't
04:28Lacey, the girls have lost it
04:29Yeah
04:30Yeah
04:32Yeah
04:33Yeah
04:34Yeah
04:34Oh my god
04:35Yeah
04:36Yeah
04:36Oh my god
04:38Yeah
04:38Yay
04:39Someone pray for her
04:40She still looks sexy doing it though
04:42That's the thing
04:43You know the boys will actually be able to hear us
04:45Don't say it's me
04:47I could say I can that a doll from the baby challenge got accidentally left in the villa by the
04:52props team
04:53But I won't
05:02Can all islanders gather around the fire pit immediately?
05:09Soft rock and soft focus, it can only mean one thing, it's time for a recoupling
05:15The bio I like to couple up with is
05:19Andrew
05:20Danny
05:22Luca
05:23Adam
05:25Deji
05:26Jamie
05:27David
05:28Reese
05:29This was the last recoupling before the final
05:32Setting the couples up for their future lives outside the villa in domestic bliss and harmony
05:41Wow
05:42It's actually come off
05:45Look
05:48I can see brown
05:49It's gonna come off just wait
05:53The toast is burning
05:56It's not
05:56Here it is let's see then
05:58Yeah that's done
06:00You sure?
06:01Yeah
06:03On one side it's one side it's not
06:04I don't think it would just leave anything
06:08That is what you cook down
06:10Would you say that is burn?
06:11No that's not
06:12That's perfect
06:13Toasted
06:14Oh it's a bit overdone that for me
06:19As long as I can sleep on that side
06:20Why are you gonna sleep on that side? This is my side
06:22Because I said I sleep on the right side
06:24This is the left
06:26No it's the right
06:27Darling when you're like here laying down
06:29It's the right
06:30No this is the left
06:32Well the left and I sleep
06:34I sleep on the left
06:36Huh?
06:36I sleep on the left
06:37I sleep on the left
06:39I sleep on the left
06:39I sleep on the left
06:41He's better with you
06:42You're changing the bin
06:43Yeah
06:44Sorry
06:44I am here
06:46Trying to find love
06:47Why do you want me breaking my back doing chores in the bin?
06:51So why should I be doing chores in the bin?
06:52But you don't
06:52You clean up after yourself and that is it
06:54I clean up after everyone sometimes
06:56No but sorry
06:57I try to keep people in line
06:59This is our house
06:59Come on guys no arguing
07:00No
07:01He's not even arguing but he's just actually trying it right now
07:05First married couple arguments
07:07This hell is better with you
07:12What a shock
07:17What are you doing?
07:19Meditating not to lose my mind would you?
07:28Namaste in Italia
07:35India came into the villa looking for her perfect man and she found him in the form of Dami
07:40Right?
07:41Have any of you boys like done stuff that would usually give you the ick by now?
07:45Yeah
07:45Dami's done so much
07:47What has he done?
07:47You know that Danica dance?
07:48When he does that thing
07:49It really grinds my gears
07:51Oh my god
07:51I find that hilarious when he does it
07:53And he farts
07:54You farted on him though
07:56Yeah I know to be fair
07:57What's Luca done?
07:58No Luca's not done anything but like sometimes he'll brush his teeth at night and still leave toothfish around his
08:03mouth
08:04Aww
08:05Andrew has that toothache
08:06Aww that's actually quite cute in the weirdest way
08:09Why does he not know?
08:11Or he'll like wake up from a nap and the back of his head's like this
08:18Sorry it's a toothache for me
08:20I know mine
08:21When Andrew goes in the pool and his hair gets wet and it's just flat
08:24It's just like a flat mop that's just like flattened on his head
08:27And obviously skinny jeans
08:29But to be fair I had to wear Andrew or skinny jeans last night
08:31That bucket hat should be an ick touch
08:33Yeah
08:33No the bucket hat
08:34Dami's outfits haven't cringed me up
08:36Yeah I'm trying to think
08:37The bucket hat yeah
08:38Oh they're going to fall
08:39Come on now
08:40Is that sweat on your back or is it pool?
08:42Both
08:43Both
08:44Guys
08:45What gives me the ick is a sweaty pool back
08:56We may be nearing the end but there has been no end to the drama
09:01Thailand pizza is the best pizza
09:02Yeah
09:02Which one?
09:04The not the ones with the pineapple
09:05No
09:06It's a shame
09:07Me and Davide like the pineapple ones
09:08No I don't
09:10You said you did
09:11Apple pizza are you joking me?
09:13No not pineapple babe
09:14I'm not going to
09:14I'm not going to
09:14The horror
09:16Pineapple on a pizza
09:19Have you got an issue with me?
09:20No I haven't got an issue with you
09:21Are you sure?
09:22Maybe you have an issue with yourself
09:23I bet he wishes he just had pineapple pizza now
09:26Nothing can beat pizza
09:27What about pancakes?
09:29The battle of the pancakes
09:31Tomorrow morning be there
09:35But if you want a taste of real drama
09:37Then it's frying pans at dawn
09:39As this unseen bet show
09:42It's going to be a fair fight
09:44No contact
09:45Yeah
09:46Rock paper scissors time
09:48Rock paper scissors
09:53I can cook with any pan darling
09:57The size of these eggs are not appropriate
10:00Is that someone complaining?
10:02No
10:07Oh it's in
10:09It's in the pan
10:10What is that big?
10:12Oh she's went big
10:12Is that enough for that?
10:14Yeah for Davide
10:17Let's go
10:23Calm, cool, collected
10:29This is the first one
10:35Oh he asked for more of yours
10:36Why am I actually sweating?
10:40Distention
10:42Security is coming
10:43Silence please
10:48The remaining champion
10:50Ekinso
10:51To the winner
10:52Glory
10:52Admiration
10:54And Davide
10:55But to the loser
10:57More drama
11:00The public have been voting for their most compatible couple
11:03And as we said our goodbyes to Rhys, Lacey, Deji and Natalia
11:09I suddenly remembered something that made perfect sense of all the dramatics
11:14Now what was it?
11:16Why has Natalia had so much drama?
11:18Hmm
11:20I think I'll have that memory for life
11:22Of you
11:23Sat on the yellow bean bag
11:25Eating your yoghurt
11:27Yoghurt?
11:28And let's keep looking
11:31Aha, what's this?
11:33Black, black magic
11:34Oh no, no, no
11:37No you shouldn't have done that
11:39You sat on the yellow bean bag
11:41Hasn't she been watching Unseen Bits?
11:43Well you've got drama now so
11:46It's like black, black magic
11:49You burnt your voodoo on me
11:50The yellow bean bag is a very proven fact that it does bring drama
11:54Every time someone sits on it, it happens
11:57So like, obviously if you want to go sit on it, I wish you well
12:00But you basically bore it on yourself because the drama has happened
12:04So it's obviously a proven fact
12:08And those facts have been verified by our team of boffins at Love Island College, Cambridge
12:20Here's an unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room
12:23We've got quite a lot of you that are sort of London area
12:26Yeah, we're not too far from each other
12:28But what happened next?
12:31Find out in a mo
12:33This is Love Island Unseen Bits
12:49Expect big surprises and incredible things you've never seen before
12:54Remember, you just need to roll with it
12:58As we roar with you
13:00Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:02Oh, what the fuck is that?
13:04And join in the anthem with pride
13:14You've got to come in here, Sam
13:25Adam? Adam, come on, that's your beat
13:29Come on!
13:30Yeah?
13:31Come on!
13:32Javerder
13:32Over the...
13:36Right?
13:39Jamie!
13:41Oh!
13:41I'm in
13:43Cool!
13:47No one
13:52Earlier, I left you in the dressing room with the girls.
13:55We've got quite a lot of you that are sort of London area.
13:59Yeah, we're not too far from each other.
14:01But the question on everyone's lips is...
14:04What happened next?
14:05So, it makes loads of sense to either do, like, we could do...
14:13I'm sick of you.
14:14Why do you always pull over?
14:17That was, like, slow-mo.
14:18You know when you just know it's happened already
14:21and then you just can't even stop yourself.
14:28Our Islanders are a musical bunch, especially Dami.
14:31That man has music bursting out of every orifice.
14:40Bro!
14:49What did you eat an elephant?
14:50Man, it's the mashed potato.
14:52And you said you're allowed to fart?
14:53Yeah, he says, yeah, if I have to do it, it's calm.
14:56But she doesn't want me to, but I can do it.
14:58That's quite a big step.
15:00Alright, that's very big.
15:02Don't scoot, shall I?
15:04Don't scoot you up.
15:16Fuck!
15:17What?
15:18Wait!
15:18Dami, you shot yourself.
15:19Nah, it's just a fart man.
15:27Dummy.
15:27Man, I'm stressed.
15:28Every time.
15:32Wow, listen to this.
15:38Yeah, that's what happens.
15:47Dummy, go on.
15:52Oh, wow.
15:56Oh, no.
15:57Well, there you go.
15:59Now you've witnessed it.
16:09Here's a clip of Ekansu and Davide doing what Ekansu does best.
16:14Lying.
16:15In the sun.
16:17Can you ask me to spray, please?
16:18Hmm?
16:19Spray.
16:21Spray, babe.
16:25Say spray.
16:29Spray.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Please.
16:31And you just didn't give it to me.
16:32I did spray.
16:35It was cream.
16:38Cream.
16:38Solar protection.
16:41Solar protection.
16:50Grassy.
16:52I can have it.
16:58Ekansu.
16:59Don't busy me off her.
17:00Shut up.
17:08A ha ha ha ha ha.
17:11A ha ha ha ha ha.
17:13A ha ha ha ha.
17:15At yop.
17:23Oh!
17:26A ha ha ha ha.
17:28A ha ha ha ha ha.
17:40Now that's what I call laying it on Factor 50.
17:44Get a room, you two.
17:51It's in your eyes.
17:53Well, here we are at the set of the World's Stairout Championships,
17:56live from our crucible of love, the villa.
18:00OK, ready?
18:01Get focus.
18:03Get all your blinks out.
18:04I don't need to blink, I'm even giving you a head start.
18:07OK. Three, two, one, go.
18:12Watch closely, as it'll all be over in the blink of an eye,
18:15and that's not a turn of phrase, that's the actual rules.
18:20It's burning.
18:21You losing, girl?
18:23I know you want to blink, now you're going to cross eyes.
18:25Yeah.
18:25You're going cross-eyed, man.
18:27You're fighting for your life.
18:29OK, let's go sides.
18:30I want to see if it's different.
18:33I'm going to break the bed now.
18:35OK, ready?
18:35Yeah.
18:39Three, two, one, go.
18:46One, the fact that you're already going cross-eyed, like...
18:54My left eye.
18:58What's wrong with your left eye?
18:59You blink!
19:00I'm literally...
19:01You're blinking right now.
19:02I'm not, I'm not.
19:03It's not close.
19:03If I was blinking, then I wouldn't cry.
19:05Yeah, I wouldn't be...
19:06You have three eyes.
19:09Wait, wait.
19:10Just let go.
19:10Just let go.
19:11Don't know your eyes are all three.
19:12I know.
19:13Oh, yes.
19:16I nearly lost.
19:17That was a good one.
19:19I know, but my left eye nearly gave me out.
19:21I was even starting to cry.
19:23OK, one more time again, please.
19:24Close up.
19:26Three, two, one, go.
19:33Oh!
19:40Come on!
19:43It's like you're burning.
19:44Your staring is like burning into my eyes.
19:47You've got laser eyes and you're literally burning my eyes with your vision.
19:50That's how you win.
19:51Which is why I've lost.
19:52And if your telly has been on the blink for the last five minutes,
19:54you've just missed a clip of Dami and India in tears.
20:01Time for another unseen clip.
20:03Anton Deck, watch out,
20:05because Dami is proving himself to be a game show host with the most.
20:10Questions.
20:10Just be quick for your questions.
20:11I'll ask you guys.
20:13Who's the funniest?
20:14Me.
20:15Yeah, you just point out.
20:16Even in me.
20:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:18Who wears trousers?
20:20Me.
20:20No, I'm wearing me.
20:26Who's better in the kitchen?
20:27Me.
20:28You do not eat any real food.
20:31Oh!
20:32Oh my God!
20:34You have a well done steak.
20:37Right, there we are.
20:38You're never having a sandwich ever again.
20:39Who's more likely to get a tattoo?
20:41He's done it.
20:42You'd get her a name on your body.
20:43He's got all of his axes names on him.
20:46Look at Dami's eyes!
20:48Are you actually joking, man?
20:49You're going to stop.
20:50It's cursed though, so if I do get a name on,
20:52as soon as I get a name on, it'll ruin everything.
20:54But I will get a name on if you really want to get a name on.
20:57No, we're not doing that.
20:58OK, next question.
20:58Who is more flirty on the night out?
21:02Damn it.
21:03Really?
21:04I'm a flirt, but until I came here, I thought I was a flirt
21:06until I fucking saw this guy.
21:07I don't know, you know.
21:08I think you're maybe an unintentional flirt.
21:12Yeah.
21:12Nothing unintentional about it, isn't it?
21:14No, but I don't know I'm flirting.
21:15Are you joking?
21:15He doesn't realise.
21:16Yeah.
21:17If I'm flirting, it's not by accident.
21:18But this guy flirts with anyone that breathes.
21:21Not anyone that breathes.
21:22Actually, I do flirt with guys too.
21:23He's a pretty friend.
21:24Who's the better kisser?
21:28Just point at me.
21:29Just point at me, bro.
21:30Do you know what?
21:31Just point at me.
21:32Don't even give them a...
21:33You don't need to give them any answer.
21:35Nah, it's fine.
21:36Don't explain yourself.
21:36Don't explain yourself.
21:37This is what we mean.
21:41Like, he's good at kissing, but would I say he's the best kisser?
21:45Keep my mouth shut.
21:47Let's do the same question for you guys.
21:48Who's the better kisser here?
21:49It's me.
21:51Oh!
21:52We'll scope it out.
21:52Who's the better one?
21:53No.
21:54Just three seconds.
21:55All you need is three seconds.
21:55Just quickly, and we can literally judge and see.
21:57This is what I mean.
21:57Have a better kisser.
21:58Exactly.
22:01See?
22:01She's violent!
22:02I know!
22:05When it comes to my views on the best kisser, my lips are sealed.
22:08Which is definitely not the greatest kissing technique.
22:20Here's a seemingly innocuous clip of some islanders in the bedroom.
22:25Bits.
22:27What?
22:28What?
22:29What?
22:31What?
22:31in a mo.
22:40This is
22:41Love Island Unseen Bits.
22:43The show that bans out the best
22:45B-sides and rarities from the Villa
22:47of Love.
22:51Expect new releases.
22:56Forgotten classics.
23:01Was that you?
23:03And deeply orchestral
23:04experimentation.
23:08That's a crazy sound.
23:22Earlier, we saw Gemma about to leave the bedroom
23:25and we left you wondering
23:26what happened next?
23:44What's that noise?
23:46Is Ekansu doing that creepy voice again?
23:51Wait, what is that noise?
23:55Oh no, I forgot it was the baby challenge.
24:04Everybody has trouble
24:05with their babies
24:05but here are some unseen clips
24:07of Andrew being inventive.
24:09He tried the old Lion King trick
24:11Oh no, I didn't like that.
24:14Didn't like that.
24:15He tried a bit of intellectual
24:17hot housing about housing
24:19Right, so this is what you do.
24:21You're in the property with them.
24:22You don't really have to talk
24:23too, too much to be honest
24:24because at the end of the day
24:25the property will sell itself.
24:27Oh!
24:31Tried to soothe the baby
24:33with some soothing techno
24:35Man's in the rave
24:37Cutting shapes
24:50He tried a buggy dash
24:51around the fire pit
24:52Oh Andrew!
24:56Come on!
24:58Come on!
24:59Come on!
25:01Come on!
25:01Ohhhh!
25:02Let's go!
25:04There you go!
25:06Come on!
25:07Come on!
25:08Come on!
25:08Come on!
25:09Come on!
25:09Come on!
25:10Come on!
25:10Come on!
25:11But in the end, all it took was a classic Love Island coupling around the fire pit to
25:15make the babies happy.
25:16Irene would like to couple up with Leo because the dad seems more trusty.
25:27She doesn't trust Adam.
25:29Let's go, Leo!
25:31Let's go, Leo!
25:32Let's go, Leo!
25:32Let's go!
25:33Have a kiss!
25:33A kiss, a kiss!
25:35Hey!
25:36Now it's time for the hideaway!
25:38I look forward to seeing Leo and Irene on Love Island 2042.
25:44Baby Cakes, you just don't know enough.
25:47I don't know enough.
25:59Damn it, India headed off on a seriously banging date.
26:02You know a date is serious when it comes with its own rhythm section.
26:10Yes!
26:11Whoo!
26:13And here's some little snippets you didn't see.
26:17I love it when you call me senorita.
26:21I feel like I fit the image and the table very well.
26:24Yeah, you like the emoji.
26:25Literally?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Is that a wasp?
26:29It's okay, just don't move.
26:31Dummy.
26:32It's okay.
26:33Just don't move.
26:35Alright.
26:36Don't move.
26:37Can you please stop interrupting my date?
26:44I think I might be pleasantly surprised because honestly when I think about Ireland I just think about farms, sheeps,
26:49cows, greenery, no shopping centre.
26:53Stop disrespecting where I've come from.
26:54But you know, no disrespect.
26:56There's a lot of disrespect there.
26:57There's more than that.
26:59And you have a lovely Irish accent.
27:02Sometimes.
27:02Switching up.
27:03Especially when you say tree.
27:05Tree.
27:05Tree.
27:06Man.
27:07Leave me alone.
27:09That's just how you say it.
27:10Tree.
27:10No, it's three.
27:12Tree.
27:12Three.
27:13I'm not going to argue about a number.
27:15It's fine.
27:15We're not going to.
27:16On the outside, we'll really see if you're as tuffle as you say you are.
27:20It's tar.
27:21It's tuffle.
27:22Tuffle?
27:23Tuffle.
27:25Thought-thul.
27:26It's that accent of your name.
27:28Tuffle.
27:28It's not right.
27:29Tuffle.
27:30That actually sounds so bad.
27:31Tuffle.
27:32Tuffle.
27:33Whatever.
27:34I agree.
27:35When I'm with you, like, it's just me and you.
27:38You know?
27:38And you want me to feel safe.
27:39Especially when there's wasps around.
27:41Yeah.
27:41I try my best.
27:42You know?
27:43No, you do.
27:45I had a good day.
27:46Mm-hmm.
27:49Can we get those drums back to drown out the sloppy snogging, please?
27:54I've taken off suppose of your makeup.
27:55I'm so sorry.
27:56Oh, and I rolled up newspaper to deal with the wasps.
28:03While Damme and India were out soaking up the Spanish culture,
28:06the girls got a message about a secret mission.
28:09Oh!
28:11Fuck off.
28:11Wait, what?
28:12Why is it?
28:12Akin.
28:13Why is it?
28:14Akin.
28:15See how?
28:17Girls, today you will become undercover lovers.
28:20Listen carefully.
28:21Right, listen to this.
28:21It's a long one.
28:22Each of you must complete an individual undercover assignment
28:26involving the boys.
28:27Oh, I fucking smashed this.
28:28If you all complete your assignments without being found out,
28:32you will receive a prize.
28:33The assignments are...
28:35Akin Sue, so me, spill a cup of water all over yourself
28:39but blame Andrew and have a dramatic meltdown over it.
28:42Oh, that is so well suited to you.
28:44Paige, get Luca to guard the loo whilst you pretend to poo.
28:49Are you kidding?
28:52It won't have it.
28:53Tasha, tell Adam that you are about to embark on a world tour
28:58when you leave the villa as one of Britney Spears backing dancers.
29:01Oh, shit.
29:02Gemma.
29:03You will have to tell all the boys that Gemma has lost her necklace
29:08and get all the boys to look for it.
29:10Oh, shit, so I'm going to have to take it off.
29:12You must not let the boys know what you're doing
29:15or you will fail your challenge.
29:18No, we'll know this.
29:19Oh, I'm voting for this.
29:20Girl code, let's go.
29:21The girls are primed and ready for action.
29:24Akin Sue needs to spill a glass of water and brame Andrew.
29:28Being a professional actress and notorious liar,
29:31this should be a piece of cake.
29:33You all right, guys? Can I join you?
29:35Yeah, of course you can.
29:40What the fuck are you doing?
29:44What?
29:44Are you actually having me off?
29:45Yeah, no, why have you fucking spilled water on me?
29:47It's not fucking funny.
29:49Drop that.
29:50It's not fucking funny, for fuck's sake.
29:52I've been stung by a bee and you fucking...
29:55No, I ain't having this.
29:56Fuck off, Andrew.
29:58Akin.
29:58Akin.
29:58Akin, you didn't even touch her.
30:00Akin, you didn't even touch her.
30:01Akin, you're joking.
30:03She didn't do it to her stash.
30:04She came over and, like, fell.
30:05I didn't even touch her.
30:10I was going to do it very casually, but I actually slipped.
30:15You actually can't be serious.
30:17No, Andrew, I would probably just leave it for now.
30:19Let her cool down.
30:20I think it worked.
30:22It worked.
30:22So now, it's Paige's turn.
30:27Time for number two.
30:29Bad turn of phrase.
30:31But can she convince Luca to be her loo guard?
30:34Like, my whole life literally depends on how it's right now.
30:36Normally, I would go to Dami.
30:38I'd be like, Dami, a new couple of me.
30:40Whilst I go to the toilet to take, like, you know, girls number two.
30:44But don't tell anyone.
30:45No.
30:46Girl code.
30:47Nobody knows what's going on today.
30:56What are you doing, Luca?
30:59Weirdo.
31:04Thanks, Luca.
31:05You're the best.
31:06You're just going to pretend to do that now so it doesn't look obvious.
31:11It is what it is.
31:13Yeah, I'd give it five minutes, as they say.
31:17You can stay there, Luca.
31:18I'm just popping to the loo myself.
31:25Yes, it's time, folks, for the final unseen bits of the series.
31:29It's going to be totes a moj.
31:38It's been a classic series full of bad behaviour.
31:41Yeah.
31:43Are you taking a piss?
31:45Awful.
31:46That was actually...
31:46Oh, fuck me.
31:47What have you eaten?
31:48That stinks.
31:48Has she done that?
31:50That fucking stinks.
31:51Stop it.
31:51What did you just eat?
31:53I am...
31:54That's not it.
31:55Everything you could ever imagine.
31:56No, she literally ate the entire kitchen.
32:00There's been pointless fights.
32:02Oh, my God, he's on your face.
32:07Oh, what the fuck?
32:08Why is it following you?
32:09Why are you attacking me, man?
32:10Is this you on your bum now?
32:11Oh, yeah.
32:13I'm going.
32:14I'm going.
32:15I'm going.
32:16But we're still full of surprises.
32:18Oh, I'm going.
32:32I'm going.
32:37and before we go any further the girls still have to complete their secret
32:41mission next secret agent is Tasha who must convince Adam that she is about to
32:46embark on a Britney world tour yeah I mean I need some advice because I did
32:55it she just found out today I've got like a sick tour for dancing what does
33:01that entail it you've got to go away somewhere yeah I gotta go it's a war tour
33:05will turn I is that he's like this is gonna be my biggest job yet and you're
33:09never gonna guess who it is you Britney Spears me Joe yeah Britney Spears yeah
33:17yeah yeah yeah I feel like I've got Adam Riordan on that hook I love it I love
33:30this final mission is to convince the boys that Gemma's necklace is missing and
33:35they must hunt for it goes I fucking locked my necklace no did you take it off I
33:41literally have not taken it off once what the actual fuck oh Gemma is it
33:47expensive Gemma's dress and looking about have you seen like she literally never
33:52takes an actress off and she's like lit she does not know where she's put it yeah
33:56we're gonna look inside yeah we look inside you look outside well done girls I
34:00think you totally pulled the wool over their eyes I can't find it you're serious
34:04today yeah these guards are terrible oh they're pulling pranks it's cringy how bad
34:12it is you know I'll be honest I can did have me but I did look around I looked at
34:18Adam and Paige I said this has got to be a prank well you're not fucking lucky are you
34:22taking the piss what the fuck why are you laughing no you haven't lost it Gemma yes
34:28she has around my neck you've taken it off in the shower or something go have a
34:32look she was good at acting you could be in bed for you that I'm giving you yeah
34:36you should be lucky in the god list right I've clocked on what's going on
34:42since Paige tried to get me to sit in front of a toilet I said this is a joke
34:46they are taking the piss yes I think Luca and maybe a few of the other boys so
34:52I've caught on oh I've got sick
34:59Islanders today the girls were given various undercover assignments if they
35:04completed their undercover task they would win a prize while some of the girls
35:08succeeded overall you failed I have not completed your mission hashtag mission was
35:16impossible hashtag epic fail unlucky girls I'd have thought they'd have done
35:22better on the account of having such a strong bond here's an unseen clip of
35:31dammy expressing opinions that will get our vegan viewers pulses racing I found out
35:38places of region oh yeah she got me last night just push up get it right if you're
35:43dating a girls but you don't know I don't know it's just you can't I was vegan
35:47wouldn't talk to me not don't talk to me feel like just the kind of joyfully what we
35:50wanted to be a big thing one yeah I still speak to you and I still will to me this
36:02is
36:02like you asking me if I was an aunt or an insect would I still be with you that's
36:06what it feels like would you be with me if I was an aunt no that one I draw the
36:10line
36:10if you wouldn't be with me if I was an aunt I'd keep you in an ant jar or something
36:13but I wouldn't
36:14be with you why would I be with an aunt would you be with me if you knew it was
36:19me and then
36:20someone cast a spell on me and type me into an aunt yeah I'll try and find the person that
36:23cast a spell on you and get them to redo it return it my uncle's been with my aunt for
36:2830
36:29years and as far as I know he doesn't keep her in a jar
36:40now we all know that Jamie and Danika the full-time whistle was blown on Jamie and Danika
36:54Danika may be small but she left a big impression
36:57hey boys she danced her way in just watch me dance she danced during her stay
37:08work it out work it out yeah yeah and tweeter
37:17bubblegum butt coming true this ass
37:22and she danced on her way out
37:28and we pop hey hey hey hey
37:32hey hey
37:32tonight we're going out
37:34oh
37:37oh
37:38oh
37:38oh
37:38oh
37:38oh
37:39oh
37:40oh
37:42oh
37:42oh
37:46oh
37:50oh
37:52oh
37:53yeah and what's today about
37:56I asked sounders for their go-to dance moves
37:59oh
37:59the thing is I'm not that much of a good dancerI like dancing with a little bit
38:06of liquid confidence
38:08all right get to it I don't know I got the movement that wanted this but I do mean that
38:15movement
38:16best believe I'm pulling out I can make horses dance but when it comes to me
38:25actually dancing that's a different story it's like a figure of a you just go
38:30free with it like shake your hair about so I could dance like a horse like I
38:35could do dressage you know I'm just here and I'm here and I'm here and I'm here
38:45and I stay in my lane you know it's all about the groove and what you want your
38:49what you want to let your body do you just have to feel the music don't need any
38:54arms coming out yeah that's that's not in our lane we'll just keep it close keep it
38:58tight yeah it goes like that I think I can only twerk my left palm shake it's like
39:09when you're shaking the ass but it don't twerk I know what I'm good at and I'll
39:14leave that one at Nicki Minaj
39:23can you see this is too high
39:30no god it's my god so if I just wanted to like dance and just blend in I just give
39:35it a little just like just to step in slide to the left slide to the right
39:48well that's just boring like everyone can do that like this this is the chick pitch which means
39:59this is a chicken and a pigeon and this is it
40:06that's why you do that like this is it
40:09what do you know
40:13oh
40:15oh
40:16oh
40:18oh
40:19oh
40:33I give you the one and only
40:37Major Banana
40:47Cue a big emotional track
40:49Cue slow-mo and Cue nearly end of series montage
40:56Look at my toes
40:58Here we go
40:59But I'm hungry
41:00Hey girls
41:02Is there anyone in the villa?
41:04I feel like you've lost her
41:07Oh my God
41:19There's a noise
41:21I'm crumbling
41:24Oh shit
41:25Oh no
41:26Oh my fuck
41:32It's on your back
41:33Where is it?
41:34Josh on your back
41:36No
41:37It's a lizard
41:38Oh
41:39Oh
41:40Get it away
41:44Get it away
41:46You are a liar
41:51Actress
41:52Fake lies the Louis Vuitton from China
41:55I'm not attacking you
41:56She's called the fucking yellow bean bag
41:59The yellow bean bag causes drama
42:01Wowza Rooney
42:03Are you actually going to take that risk?
42:05Wait what's the cost?
42:06Drama
42:07Drama llama
42:09Idiot buddy
42:09It's who it isn't
42:10May the breast's heartbreaker win
42:12Fuck you
42:13Bullardy yellow bean bag
42:14I hate it
42:15Get off this���na
42:22Woo
42:27Fuck
42:28it
42:28and the drama Then you
42:31started doing that I could
42:32say I'm like a man as well You're
42:35disgusting Heigh
42:39I picked
42:39a girl's name before I tried it
42:41And you ate it.
42:43Don't put me up on your face.
42:47Is it cheating if you sat with a robot?
42:49It's no different to a dildo.
42:53Island... How do you say it again?
42:55Islander. Islander.
42:57Love Island, baby.
43:06Do you reckon you're being my erroneous?
43:07I don't know.
43:09Well, that was awkward.
43:17And while it seems like the love bug had worked its magic for another year,
43:23there's one islander who's been alone and unloved all summer.
43:29Fucking yellow bean bag.
43:31I've kind of given up now, the yellow bean bag.
43:33It's pissed me right off now.
43:35In my life, there's been heartache and pain.
43:40I'm burning that on the fire paint with everyone doing a ritual.
43:44If I can face it again.
43:47Until now.
43:48It's not finished yet, the yellow bean bag.
43:52So face your eyes on this selection of revealing outtakes of the yellow bean bag's first date.
44:00I want to know.
44:01I want to know what love is.
44:06I want you to show me.
44:11I want to feel what love is.
44:23I want to know what love is.
44:30I want to know what love is.
44:32I want to know what love is.
44:41I know you can show me.
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