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Last ExMas l Shaeane Jimenez l Elena Milo l Larry Smith [Full Movie] [Full Story]Full EP - Full
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00:13:28mean the best so you could also be the worst chef in all of new york city we're on our
00:13:33way to a
00:13:33michelin star sorry what was that i couldn't hear all your lame bragging over the giant piece of food
00:13:38stuck in your teeth what they need to fire that photographer attractive might as well add it to
00:13:47your obnoxious shrine of me hmm i think we could find some room maggie pierce last time i saw her
00:13:57she was climbing out the second story window of our house in the middle of the night
00:14:01you couldn't let her out the front door you know hey she wanted to climb out the window so nobody
00:14:05saw her she would show up at our house almost every day pretending she was returning a book
00:14:10or a shirt she borrowed you basically had a stock what i don't remember that well you were very strict
00:14:19about your study time and not being disturbed i basically had to shoo that poor girl away
00:14:28so need me to close up here tonight no why i heard through the grapevine that someone named
00:14:37ken asked you out today yeah i said no why he wanted to invite me over for dinner at his
00:14:45house
00:14:45i barely know him he's been our neighbor for 30 years a first date is a coffee or a movie
00:14:51something in a crowded place okay well that is being paranoid what if i need to fart hmm if it's
00:15:00just me at him at his house he'll know it's me what other choice do i have hold it in
00:15:06let me tell
00:15:08you julian last time i held it in i blew a hole right through my pants i nearly shattered a
00:15:15window
00:15:15but in a movie theater it can be anyone these are the things you need to think about i'm pretty
00:15:22sure that these are not the things that you or anyone should be thinking about you will when you're
00:15:27my age here give me those mom you need to put yourself out there i don't want you to be
00:15:37alone
00:15:37anymore i'm not lonely i have you yeah once or twice a year when i can make it home don't
00:15:48worry
00:15:48about me plus i might have my eye on someone else where are you why aren't you hooking up with
00:16:08someone
00:16:09you need rebound sex yeah well i'm trying to find a temp job because i'm so insanely broke right now
00:16:15brooke i think this is what rock bottom feels like oh baby boo you're just scratching the surface
00:16:21if i stopped by this morning she picked up her shit oh she did not waste any time how'd she
00:16:27look
00:16:27do you want the truth or a friend the latter fugly missing all of her teeth deformed head
00:16:34like she emerged from the sewers hmm so still insanely hot yeah so fucking hot
00:16:41you'd be mad if i or we you know i would i thought so that's why i checked oh did
00:16:50i mention i ran into
00:16:51my high school ex yesterday no way i just ran into my ex at the farmers market really what happened
00:16:58we
00:16:59slept together okay so we had very different experiences what no um look i i gotta go just
00:17:06take care of my place for me you know it
00:17:34take care of my friends
00:17:40Maggie!
00:17:41I'm so sorry.
00:17:42Maggie Pierce?
00:17:43Mags!
00:17:43I heard you're finally back in town.
00:17:45I can't believe it.
00:17:46It's been so long.
00:17:47I'm not too sure if you remember me.
00:17:49We were really in the same clique in high school.
00:17:51I'm Julianne's best friend.
00:17:53Only friend.
00:17:55Lola.
00:17:55Yeah, I remember you.
00:17:57You used to have blue hair.
00:17:58And then it was pink.
00:17:59And then red.
00:17:59And now it's well.
00:18:01You can see.
00:18:02Oh my God.
00:18:03You look the same, Mags.
00:18:05I can't believe it.
00:18:06I saw your car commercial.
00:18:07You made it look so real.
00:18:09Like you were really waving.
00:18:11How'd you do it?
00:18:13God given talent.
00:18:15How are you?
00:18:16You look great.
00:18:18Really?
00:18:18I should really get going.
00:18:19Oh my God.
00:18:20Oh my God.
00:18:20Oh my God.
00:18:21That made my week.
00:18:23A celebrity telling me that I look great.
00:18:25I'm not a celebrity.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:27I can't.
00:18:29I saw you got a key to the city.
00:18:31So exciting.
00:18:33They don't give a key to just anyone.
00:18:34I heard Joe the crossing guard was last month's recipient.
00:18:38Two of those kids were not his fault.
00:18:40Since you're back, does this mean you'll be throwing your epic New Year's Eve parties
00:18:43again?
00:18:44My RSVP is Ken Attend.
00:18:46No, I don't do those parties anymore.
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49I'm sure you have to head back to Beverly Hills or Malibu.
00:18:52Wherever celebrities live.
00:18:53But if you change your mind, I'm available.
00:18:56Actually, we're practically neighbors though.
00:18:58I'm moving in right across the street from your parents.
00:19:00It's taking me weeks to move.
00:19:03I bought this new old house.
00:19:04Really?
00:19:04Yeah.
00:19:05They died.
00:19:06Oh my God.
00:19:07What happened?
00:19:09What?
00:19:10Technically, they moved to Porto, but what's the difference?
00:19:15I really better get going.
00:19:17Let's get lunch tomorrow.
00:19:17I can't.
00:19:17I've got lots of, you know, errands and celebrity stuff to do.
00:19:21I'm not taking over an answer.
00:19:22My treat.
00:19:24Jules!
00:19:25Jules!
00:19:26Juley Bear!
00:19:27Look who's back.
00:19:28I know.
00:19:29I was just signing some books of mine that I wrote,
00:19:32because I'm also a published author.
00:19:34Town hero.
00:19:36Big deal.
00:19:38Want me to sign that?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40No.
00:19:4310,355th on the time best-selling list too.
00:19:46Up 18 spots from yesterday.
00:19:48And if only you had a good personality to go with all of that.
00:19:51Too bad.
00:19:52Can't have it all.
00:19:59Okay!
00:20:00I have felt the energy shift.
00:20:02And this has now become awkward.
00:20:04So I'm going to leave Lola out.
00:20:14I guess this is what it's going to be this holiday.
00:20:17Us running into each other everywhere.
00:20:20It's a small town.
00:20:21Hard to avoid people.
00:20:23Well, maybe we should try.
00:20:25Look, this is my town still, so I don't-
00:20:27Sorry, I didn't realize you got the whole town in the breakup.
00:20:30Just stay away from me.
00:20:32Okay?
00:20:34Like I even want to be near you.
00:20:36You smell like fish.
00:20:40Yeah, well, it's fish and chips day at the diner.
00:20:42Hi.
00:20:43Hi.
00:20:43It's so nice to see you.
00:20:47What are you doing?
00:20:49Lola, what are you doing?
00:20:50You're just only here.
00:21:05Lola!
00:21:06Hi!
00:21:07Come on!
00:21:08Let's go!
00:21:09I hope you spend it alone.
00:21:12Ta-da!
00:21:13Wait, Lola, no.
00:21:14I'm not eating at Tina's diner.
00:21:16It's either here or the Chinese buffet that only serves pierogies.
00:21:19And has to read their last three health inspections.
00:21:21Plus, I don't think Jules is helping out today.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25Yeah, the diner it is.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:30I am so glad we did this.
00:21:32You know, I always felt a misconnection with you in high school.
00:21:34We could have been, like, so close.
00:21:37Um, sure.
00:21:41That's a keeper.
00:21:43I can see Jules has dabbled in the menu.
00:21:47Pan-fried pastry roll filled with artisanal cheese and aged salami.
00:21:53That's a pizza pocket.
00:21:57Jules!
00:21:58Hi!
00:21:58What are you doing here with her?
00:22:00She's one of my best friends.
00:22:02No, she isn't.
00:22:03Well, she could be.
00:22:06She said she loves you.
00:22:08I mean, said hi to you.
00:22:09No, she didn't.
00:22:11Hi.
00:22:11You said she wasn't going to be here today.
00:22:14Did I?
00:22:15Oops.
00:22:17Let's risk the Chinese buffet.
00:22:19It'll be totally cold.
00:22:20Don't worry.
00:22:20She told me that she doesn't hate you anymore.
00:22:23Okay, that's a lie.
00:22:24She, like, really, really hates you.
00:22:26It's borderline unhealthy.
00:22:27But we can fix that.
00:22:32Jules!
00:22:33Look who's here!
00:22:34I'm just, you know, just snitching.
00:22:38What are you doing here?
00:22:40What am I doing here?
00:22:41At a diner?
00:22:43Um, I don't know.
00:22:44Do you ask all of your customers that?
00:22:46Hey, Joe!
00:22:47What are you doing here at the diner?
00:22:50Julianne's asking everybody.
00:22:51Eating.
00:22:53Dumbass.
00:22:56We're eating.
00:22:57Dumbass.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59This isn't a great start.
00:23:01I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't want to see you.
00:23:03And I thought we agreed to avoid each other.
00:23:06I think what Jules is trying to say is that she's happy that you're making an effort.
00:23:10No, stop.
00:23:11And is trying to fix that broken bond between the two of you.
00:23:13Making that first step is the hardest.
00:23:15That's the complete opposite of what I just said.
00:23:17Okay, I wouldn't be here if Lola didn't basically force me.
00:23:20Trust me, I want to see you way less than you want to see me.
00:23:23Okay, and what Maggie's trying to say is that she regrets not coming to see you sooner.
00:23:28And she valid your relationship and hopes that one day you guys can be as close as you once were.
00:23:34Yeah?
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:37Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
00:23:38We're actually all out of food today.
00:23:44If I'm being honest, it's actually going better than the thought.
00:23:51Should we?
00:23:52If you don't, I will.
00:23:55You've got more decorations.
00:23:56I know.
00:24:00No, it's just the bottom.
00:24:01It's just around.
00:24:04This is everywhere.
00:24:05He's sleeping through this.
00:24:06Oh, that's good.
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:09So, you find some job yet?
00:24:11No.
00:24:12No.
00:24:12You know, the diner is hiring.
00:24:15Very funny.
00:24:17No, everyone is talking about you guys.
00:24:18They're really hoping for a holiday romance.
00:24:20Does no one here have anything else better to do?
00:24:24No, I got your back.
00:24:25I made sure everyone knows that Jules is way out of your leave.
00:24:28Okay, thanks.
00:24:31Wait, wait, look.
00:24:35Yeah, she really shouldn't be driving anymore.
00:24:40We're late.
00:24:42Girls, let's hurry up!
00:24:43For what?
00:24:44You seriously don't remember what we do every year?
00:24:49Oh, no.
00:24:50No.
00:24:50Oh, yes.
00:24:51Oh, yes.
00:25:12Oh, yeah.
00:25:16In allaganzia.
00:25:24Gloria in extravaganzia.
00:25:32Those heels are killing me.
00:25:33Richard, I told you to just wear your boots.
00:25:35But they didn't go with my outfit.
00:25:36Okay.
00:25:36You know what?
00:25:37No, I think I'm gonna skip this one.
00:25:39Oh, come on.
00:25:40She's not even going to recognize you.
00:25:42Listen, the faster we get the donations, the sooner we leave.
00:25:45True.
00:25:47I don't even know why I can't call this.
00:25:49That's a mess.
00:25:53That order was supposed to go through on Wednesday.
00:25:55I don't understand why it hasn't been delivered yet.
00:25:57You realize if it's not in by the weekend, it's going to seriously...
00:26:00It's below. We're waiting.
00:26:02Sorry, can I call you back?
00:26:03I have carolers in, I hope.
00:26:06Drake?
00:26:07Sorry, guys. Running a restaurant and all?
00:26:09Well, can I request a song?
00:26:11Sure, honey, but that'll cost you extra.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:16Since you're in drag, how about...
00:26:19Last Christmas?
00:26:29Maggie?
00:26:30What? Who's Maggie?
00:26:32I'm Chestnuts!
00:26:34Just on to the next house!
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:42Uh...
00:26:42So, am I not getting a song?
00:27:04Everything okay?
00:27:05What?
00:27:07Um...
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:08Yeah, it was just my agent.
00:27:10She probably wants to set me up with some auditions.
00:27:12That's exciting.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:19If you need help with anything, all you have to do is ask.
00:27:24Honestly, things are really great.
00:27:26I've got a couple shows lined up in the new year, so...
00:27:28I'm okay.
00:27:30I'm okay.
00:27:32Your mother worries about you.
00:27:36But I keep reminding her that you're a smart, independent woman.
00:27:42Not a lot of people who can take off to a brand new city on their own.
00:27:48But you did it.
00:27:50You can do anything.
00:27:54Do you really mean that?
00:27:56We're really proud of you.
00:27:58So, if you tell me things are okay, I trust you.
00:28:04Hmm.
00:28:17When are you gonna bring a girl home for Christmas?
00:28:20Mom.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.
00:28:25Let alone one you've had long enough for me to meet.
00:28:28I work too much.
00:28:29I don't have time for one.
00:28:30I hate everyone.
00:28:32Do you want more excuses?
00:28:34You need more balance in your life.
00:28:36It can't be work, work, work all the time.
00:28:40Maybe a girlfriend might help relieve some of those stresses.
00:28:44You know what I mean?
00:28:46For my sanity, I'm gonna pretend that I don't know what you mean.
00:28:50I'll have to admit, it's been a while since I've had a man.
00:28:54How?
00:28:55I've been through a lot of batteries, if you get my drift.
00:28:58I even have to get up to turn the TV on.
00:29:01Please, let's not go down this road.
00:29:04It's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:29:06I don't really wanna be talking about this with you.
00:29:10I just don't want you to run out of batteries like me.
00:29:14I thought you enjoyed being a spinster.
00:29:17Well, who wouldn't?
00:29:18I have complete freedom in my life.
00:29:20I have total flexibility to do what I want.
00:29:23And I have an entire queen bed to myself.
00:29:28But, this time of year, it would be nice to share it with someone special.
00:29:40What do you think of Joe?
00:29:43Joe the crossing guard?
00:29:46Joe the creepy guy who comes into the diner and orders one slice of whole wheat toast dry?
00:29:50Like a psychopath?
00:29:51I think he's kind of mysterious.
00:29:55Sure, in like a vagrant kind of way.
00:29:58Maybe this time next year, he might be your new daddy.
00:30:04You know what I mean?
00:30:09I can barely get that one out.
00:30:12I think I threw up a bit in my mouth when you said it.
00:30:19Hey, I wouldn't have to be using my batteries.
00:30:23Please, please stop.
00:30:53I remember.
00:30:57What the fuck?
00:31:04Ugh, I really waited last minute to do this.
00:31:08Um, gloves for dad.
00:31:11Life alert for grandma.
00:31:13I can't believe I got stuck with this stupid list this year.
00:31:16What?
00:31:17Oh, yeah.
00:31:18Um, mom wants to know what you want for Christmas.
00:31:21Um, what?
00:31:22What do you want for Christmas?
00:31:24Um, just a second.
00:31:28I'm gonna tell her a vibrator.
00:31:38It's getting hard to avoid each other.
00:31:41Yeah, especially because you keep showing up at my family's diner.
00:31:48Can I get a coffee, please?
00:31:50Okay.
00:32:00Um, how's your day going?
00:32:05Oh, actually...
00:32:06Okay, look, I don't really care.
00:32:07Um, I need a favor.
00:32:08My answer is no.
00:32:10What?
00:32:11I didn't even tell you what it is yet.
00:32:13Well, you asked me for a favor,
00:32:14and normally that's something you do for somebody that you like.
00:32:17And, well.
00:32:19Wow.
00:32:20You turned into a real jerk.
00:32:23Did anyone ever tell you that?
00:32:25God.
00:32:28Okay, fine.
00:32:29What is it?
00:32:33Will you hire me?
00:32:34Just until New Year's.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37No.
00:32:38Sorry.
00:32:39We don't need any extra help.
00:32:41You have a sign in the window.
00:32:43That is just decor.
00:32:47Aren't you a celebrity?
00:32:49Why would you want to work in a diner anyways?
00:32:51I need it to do research for a role that I'm doing in the new year,
00:32:55which is why it'll only be for a couple weeks.
00:32:57No.
00:32:57No, forget it.
00:32:59Absolutely not.
00:33:01Remember in our junior year when we made those special brownies
00:33:05that Tina accidentally ate and she got really sick?
00:33:07Like, we told her it was bad eggs.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:12It would be a shame if I told her what was really in them now.
00:33:20You start tomorrow.
00:33:44Printing out the golden ticket
00:33:49It has me short of breath.
00:33:54The royal mountain...
00:33:56Okay, do not close this door, okay?
00:33:58The handle broke recently and it doesn't work properly.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:01This afternoon...
00:34:14Starting fresh has me delighted
00:34:19Unowned faces keep me frightened
00:34:24There's a heart that beats me
00:34:28Lonely, I have no friends
00:34:32But I will assume
00:34:44I hear trucks on Monday morning
00:34:50I see ships on Tuesday too
00:34:54A ferris wheel in a pep glory
00:35:00I miss the snow
00:35:02It's so magical this time of year
00:35:11Uh, where do you think you're going?
00:35:15Um, home?
00:35:17Unlike you, I actually have a life
00:35:21I have a life
00:35:22Very busy, successful, fulfilling life
00:35:28And yet we both got the key to the city
00:35:35Just...
00:35:35Help me bring these boxes to the back, okay?
00:35:37And then you can go have a life
00:35:40Fine
00:35:53Please tell me that you did not close that door
00:35:55That I told you not to close
00:35:56It was an accident
00:36:09Use your lesbian strength
00:36:14Please
00:36:23Use your lesbian strength
00:36:25Okay, well, it's only funny when I say it
00:36:34I'm gonna call my dad
00:36:35Yeah, yeah
00:36:39Anytime I coped
00:36:40Please tell me you have your phone on you
00:36:46Let's go up
00:36:53Okay, good news is
00:36:54I have service
00:36:55Bad news is
00:36:57I have 2% battery
00:37:04Mom?
00:37:05Mom?
00:37:06Hello?
00:37:06Can you hear me?
00:37:08Tina?
00:37:09Tina, no
00:37:09No, I don't care what happened on Whoever's Got Talent
00:37:11Mom, we are
00:37:17Shit
00:37:18What?
00:37:19It's dead
00:37:20No
00:37:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't believe this, what are
00:37:24we gonna do?
00:37:26Well, you could try screaming for help?
00:37:33Help?
00:37:40Help!
00:37:46Help!
00:37:46Help!
00:37:46Help!
00:37:47Help!
00:37:47That was my only idea
00:37:49I can't believe we're actually stuck here
00:37:57You don't think?
00:38:05Oh, yes
00:38:09Oh, it's still here
00:38:11Is that?
00:38:13From senior year
00:38:21Okay
00:38:22Okay
00:38:24I'm so sure that it's your turn
00:38:26My turn
00:38:27Okay
00:38:31Okay
00:38:32Okay
00:38:35I'm sorry
00:38:38What is so funny?
00:38:40Okay, my thought process, right?
00:38:43I was thinking of the last time that we'd been trapped
00:38:47And it reminded me of that snowstorm in our junior year
00:38:51The one where we got stuck in the movie theater parking lot
00:38:55And last Christmas was playing on the radio
00:38:58And you got out of the car
00:39:01Because you wanted to climb on the roof
00:39:05And draw a heart on the sunroof
00:39:08Yeah, yeah
00:39:09And then I got down
00:39:11And then nothing else happened
00:39:12That was the end of the story
00:39:13No, no, no, no
00:39:14I distinctly remember you making a not-so-graceful journey back down
00:39:18In fact, you didn't just fall off of the roof of the car
00:39:22You bounced the entire way down
00:39:24I legit thought you might have died
00:39:28It was really slippery, okay?
00:39:38Wasn't that the night that we first...
00:39:46Um...
00:39:46Yeah
00:39:48Sorry
00:39:50Um...
00:39:51I think so
00:39:57All I ever wanted was to be close to you
00:40:01I was happy
00:40:02Even just being trapped in a car
00:40:06I was way more into you than you were into me
00:40:09That is...
00:40:10Not true
00:40:11Yeah, it is
00:40:12You were always blowing me off
00:40:14To do extra homework or extra shifts at the diner
00:40:17I mean, you missed my 16th birthday
00:40:19Because that was the summer you decided you wanted to learn to cook your way through every French recipe
00:40:24I wasn't even invited to your birthday
00:40:27Well, we were going to meet up after and...
00:40:30Yeah, we were always going to meet up after
00:40:35You hid me our entire relationship
00:40:40You were so consumed with wanting to be popular
00:40:45Acting like how you thought others would like you
00:40:47That is not true
00:40:54No
00:40:56You're right
00:40:57I...
00:40:59I...
00:40:59I messed up
00:41:03I didn't think of it that way
00:41:10I was voted most likely to succeed in high school
00:41:14And I ended up being the most unsuccessful
00:41:18I was voted most likely to not be remembered at our 10-year reunion
00:41:25Why did they even give that one out?
00:41:31It's cold
00:41:32It's cold in here
00:41:33Yeah
00:41:46Thanks
00:42:05I'm here to save the day
00:42:07Oh, oops
00:42:11I'm sorry
00:42:12I thought this was the bathroom
00:42:14Ha, ha, ha, ha
00:42:20I'm sorry
00:42:21I think I'm like, oh, actually, it's better to be the bathroom
00:42:24It's cold in here
00:42:24Oh, Dad
00:42:28Dina.
00:42:30Man.
00:42:58Seemed to me long ago, games.
00:43:03What if now we're just the same?
00:43:08And I know that time changes many things.
00:43:15But could it possibly change everything?
00:43:21With you.
00:43:27With you.
00:43:32With you.
00:43:35With you.
00:43:38With you.
00:43:43With you.
00:43:59Okay, I've had two Red Bulls, two coffees, I'm gonna need another black coffee.
00:44:03I feel that energy today.
00:44:04Lola.
00:44:05It feels a bit different.
00:44:06Yes, poor me.
00:44:07Poor me.
00:44:09Maggie, we are out of rye bread, if you can let the customers know, please.
00:44:12Yeah, okay.
00:44:13Uh, thank you.
00:44:14That'd be good.
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:15That'd be good.
00:44:17Okay, thanks.
00:44:20Uh, what happened with you two?
00:44:22She said, please.
00:44:23Nothing.
00:44:25Nothing.
00:44:25Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:26Let me get that.
00:44:27No, you're busy.
00:44:28No, no.
00:44:28Honestly, no.
00:44:29Babe, I'm sorry.
00:44:30Sorry?
00:44:31No, seriously, it's fine.
00:44:33I got it.
00:44:37Uh, I think I'm good.
00:44:41Maggie?
00:44:41Maggie!
00:44:42Oh, sorry.
00:44:43Jeez.
00:44:44Sorry.
00:44:45Okay, everyone knows you two got trapped in here last night, but you're both at the lake
00:44:48slept together.
00:44:50Oh my god.
00:44:51Did you guys, you know, scissors?
00:44:56What?
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Scissoring's not a thing.
00:44:58What?
00:44:59No, no.
00:45:00It is, but not in the way...
00:45:01Nothing happened.
00:45:02This is awful.
00:45:03I miss you now.
00:45:04It's okay.
00:45:07Sorry.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:10I need to know.
00:45:11Did you guys...
00:45:13You know...
00:45:14What?
00:45:20Nothing happened.
00:45:21What?
00:45:21No, nothing happened.
00:45:22No, I swear.
00:45:22Okay?
00:45:23There was a moment, and then...
00:45:27And then we...
00:45:29We what?
00:45:30Godwomen?
00:45:30Shh.
00:45:31Tell me!
00:45:32Shh.
00:45:34Kissed.
00:45:35Kissed?
00:45:36Shh.
00:45:37Just kissed?
00:45:39That is how lesbians act?
00:45:40When they kiss?
00:45:41Why did you whisper that?
00:45:44Mine.
00:45:48What is it with you two in the coffee today?
00:45:50Lola is dead.
00:45:51Sorry.
00:45:53Uh...
00:45:54I...
00:45:54Don't even know how I feel about her.
00:45:57I am...
00:45:58So confused.
00:45:59Well...
00:46:00Do you wanna kiss her again?
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:08I think that might be your answer.
00:46:13This coffee's nasty.
00:46:15You need to get me a new one, please?
00:46:16Just get me...
00:46:17Sorry, I didn't make it.
00:46:19This is gonna...
00:46:20Jules!
00:46:31Okay, well, um...
00:46:33I guess I'll get going.
00:46:36Maggie's leaving.
00:46:37Oh.
00:46:39Already?
00:46:40I'm gonna go to the back to do some inventory.
00:46:43It'll be a while.
00:46:45A long while.
00:46:46You won't see me around for quite a bit.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49Okay, Mom.
00:46:57Um...
00:46:57Are you doing anything later?
00:46:59I was just gonna swing by Lola's for a bit.
00:47:02Oh.
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:04I...
00:47:05I just thought if you weren't doing anything...
00:47:07White Christmas is playing at the theater, maybe you wanted to go.
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:11I can see if Lola wants to come.
00:47:14Oh.
00:47:16I'm just kidding.
00:47:18I would love to see White Christmas with you.
00:47:23Okay.
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:28I forgot my pen!
00:47:30Actually, I don't need a pen.
00:47:32What was I thinking?
00:47:33I can use a safety pin and my own blood.
00:47:37I'm sorry.
00:47:41So, I...
00:47:43I'll see you later?
00:47:44Yeah, I'll...
00:47:45I'll see you later.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49Okay, cool.
00:47:50Bye.
00:48:11Okay.
00:48:13Okay, which one?
00:48:14What's the message you're trying to send tonight?
00:48:17Um...
00:48:17I don't know.
00:48:18Let's...
00:48:19Try to be more than friends.
00:48:21Maybe.
00:48:21If...
00:48:22You want.
00:48:23But no pressure.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:25Babe.
00:48:26That is so lame.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29Well, what message should I be sending?
00:48:31Like, you've missed out on this for ten years.
00:48:34And...
00:48:35I'm opening the door for you a crack.
00:48:39No.
00:48:39A smidge.
00:48:41No.
00:48:42I'm just unlocking the door.
00:48:44So you better knock me off my feet tonight if you want to get a second chance.
00:48:48Yeah.
00:48:49I don't have a shirt that says that.
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:52Halter?
00:48:53Tube top.
00:48:54Brooke, it's snowing.
00:48:55It could work.
00:48:56More importantly, what are you wearing under your clothes?
00:49:01What?
00:49:35This is Julianne?
00:49:37Joe?
00:49:38How'd you get this number?
00:49:40Okay, slow down.
00:49:41Slow down.
00:49:43Is she okay?
00:49:45Okay.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:46I'll be there in five.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:05Pardon me.
00:50:06Thought you were dead.
00:50:10Bye?
00:50:12What are you doing here?
00:50:14You didn't answer any of my calls.
00:50:16You broke up with me.
00:50:18A month before Christmas, when you promised that you'd come.
00:50:22You made me look like an idiot.
00:50:24And if you answered any of my calls, you'd know that I'm sorry.
00:50:35Look, you're like the longest relationship I've ever had.
00:50:39Three months?
00:50:40And that's like five years in lesbian math.
00:50:47I made a mistake.
00:50:50It was stupid.
00:50:51And I realized almost immediately after we broke up that I want you, Maggie.
00:51:00I flew across the country for you.
00:51:04I'd fly across the world if you wanted me to.
00:51:12So, will I make it up to you?
00:51:23Do you mean that?
00:51:25Or are those just lyrics to a new song?
00:51:29I mean it.
00:51:31And I may also use them as lyrics to a new song.
00:51:53Why didn't you tell me you weren't feeling good?
00:51:55I didn't want to worry you.
00:51:57You tell me everything.
00:52:00Things I don't even want to know you tell me.
00:52:02It was a mild heart attack.
00:52:04I've had period cramps that were worse than that.
00:52:07From now on you will be telling me everything you are feeling.
00:52:11Always.
00:52:12Fine.
00:52:14Do you know who called the ambulance at the diner?
00:52:17I'm guessing it was Joe.
00:52:19He also called me.
00:52:20It was.
00:52:22He's a lifesaver.
00:52:24One of those kids was not his fault.
00:52:28You don't need to be here.
00:52:30I know how busy you are.
00:52:31I can manage fine on my own.
00:52:34You shouldn't have to be alone.
00:52:36My work is okay with me taking some extra time off.
00:52:39So I'm going to stay here until you're feeling better.
00:52:43You are more important to me.
00:52:54No, let's go in and get some.
00:52:57Is that Julian?
00:52:58Why?
00:53:01That's not Julian.
00:53:03Oh, thank you, Colin.
00:53:08Oh.
00:53:10Holy crap.
00:53:12Yeah, I know.
00:53:12So, let's do that again.
00:53:15No, no, no.
00:53:20Who? What? Where? When? Why? I need answers.
00:53:27Vivian. Everyone calls her Vi. Maggie's ex. Flew in from L.A. a couple nights ago.
00:53:33She's a Scorpio, so completely wrong for Maggie. I'm a Virgo. That's much more compatible.
00:53:38Someone should let Maggie know I'm a Virgo. And still single.
00:53:41Vi's a musician. She's in the band called the Sadies. They're amazing. I have all their albums.
00:53:44Like, I can't even believe she's dating Maggie.
00:53:47I love jewels and all, but this girl wants some promo concert tickets.
00:53:51I'm sure the entire town is talking about it.
00:53:54What? This town? No.
00:54:02It's kind of funny, though.
00:54:04What's funny?
00:54:05That Maggie now has two exes in her hometown at Christmas time that want her.
00:54:09Want her? Okay. I didn't say that I wanted her. I don't even care, okay?
00:54:13It's not like we were even dating. Or anything. We just...
00:54:16Kissed? I know. Isn't that like second base in the lesbian world?
00:54:21I thought it was almost kiss.
00:54:23Kiss? And then move in together.
00:54:26Whatever. It's all over now anyways.
00:54:28She's got her hot musician girlfriend.
00:54:32Optics. That's all she ever cared about.
00:54:36Let's not forget, you were the one who stood her up at the movies. Did you not?
00:54:40Yeah, but Tina...
00:54:41I know. But she didn't know that when she was all alone.
00:54:44Waiting. At the movie theater.
00:54:47Heart! Okay.
00:54:49Fill out the cool, sexy, successful hot girl with.
00:54:53Look at those titties.
00:54:57Did you seriously heart this?
00:54:59Keep your friends close and your potential best friends closer.
00:55:02Isn't that the saying?
00:55:03Uh, I thought I told you to go rest.
00:55:05I can handle this.
00:55:07Okay. Okay.
00:55:12You know, I'm glad Maggie got what she always wanted.
00:55:17Never be the cool, hot girl.
00:55:19You could be if you burned your hair.
00:55:26I didn't order this.
00:55:29What the hell are you doing?
00:55:31Sorry.
00:55:32Ah, this isn't yours.
00:55:34Clearly.
00:55:44Do you think Maggie knows why I didn't show up at the theater?
00:55:49Yes.
00:55:52Any or all of these people have probably already told her.
00:55:56Okay, look.
00:55:57You're my best friend.
00:55:58I could honestly tell from the moment you guys saw each other again,
00:56:01that you were still into her.
00:56:03My intuition is that good.
00:56:05Is it that obvious?
00:56:07You guys are adults now.
00:56:08But you seem to keep acting like teenagers.
00:56:11Adults tell each other how they feel.
00:56:12Tell her how you feel, or I will.
00:56:17You okay?
00:56:18Yeah?
00:56:19Okay, now back to me.
00:56:21I'm rehearsing my one-woman play later today.
00:56:23Walk, Lola.
00:56:24Walk.
00:56:25Don't stop.
00:56:26Keep running.
00:56:28Are you able to come and give notes?
00:56:30And advice?
00:56:32I'm not.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Maggie and Vi will be there.
00:56:40What I meant was I'm not.
00:56:42I'm not coming.
00:56:44Is it yes or no?
00:56:47Double negatives confuse me.
00:56:49Are you?
00:56:53Guys, can we fix the light?
00:56:55A little to the left, please.
00:56:57It has to be perfect.
00:56:59Come on.
00:57:01Spotlight on me.
00:57:02Hold me.
00:57:02Is this seat taken?
00:57:05The theater is literally empty.
00:57:08Well, it's the best seat in the house for the acoustics.
00:57:20It was Christmas Eve, 1998.
00:57:24It was when I first discovered my vulva.
00:57:28And now, the dance of the vulva.
00:57:41How long is this going to go?
00:57:43I'm actually a chef at a world-renowned restaurant in New York.
00:57:47Cool.
00:57:48Everyone died from food poisoning.
00:57:50My mother never cooked again.
00:57:54Vi's in a band, but you probably already knew that.
00:57:57They're kind of famous.
00:57:58They just sold out the Greek.
00:58:01I'm actually kind of famous, too.
00:58:03I wrote a cookbook.
00:58:04It's a bestseller.
00:58:05A town bestseller, so let's not quote.
00:58:08And not to brag, but Vi's bank account amount looks like a phone number.
00:58:12What?
00:58:13911?
00:58:15Sorry, are you talking about me?
00:58:16Guys, can you not talk during my performance?
00:58:19This is art.
00:58:20Art takes time.
00:58:21Do not waste my time.
00:58:22This is live theater, Lola.
00:58:24You gotta ignore the distractions.
00:58:26Yeah, you're lucky that I'm even here.
00:58:28True.
00:58:29Thanks, guys.
00:58:30Where was I?
00:58:31Ah, yes.
00:58:33I remember when my mother picked up the pickle ornament.
00:58:35The same ornament I had used earlier, too.
00:58:39Wow.
00:58:40So your phone does work.
00:58:43And what is that supposed to mean?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:46I've got a date.
00:58:47I'll be back.
00:58:55Just that you didn't call me to tell me about Tina?
00:58:58I had to hear about it from Lola.
00:59:00Okay, look, I'm sorry I was a little preoccupied taking care of my sick mother and I didn't think to
00:59:04call you right away.
00:59:05At all.
00:59:06You didn't call me at all.
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:12Look, I'm sorry I didn't call you.
00:59:15It's fine.
00:59:19It's clearly not fine.
00:59:20Well, it's over now.
00:59:23Okay.
00:59:24Shh.
00:59:25Just watch Lola.
00:59:26You shouldn't be talking.
00:59:35Did I miss something?
00:59:36No.
00:59:37No.
00:59:38Well, Lola lived.
00:59:40Lola will always live.
00:59:50Lola.
01:00:07So.
01:00:09What's with you and Julie?
01:00:13Jules?
01:00:15Same thing.
01:00:18What do you mean?
01:00:21Come on, Max.
01:00:22You two are acting like two angry exes.
01:00:26Okay, I would never want to date someone like her.
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:32You sure?
01:00:33Because you seemed pretty upset when you left the theater.
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:38Well, I thought that she was my friend and she treats me like I'm nothing.
01:00:44So.
01:00:47Look, I don't want to talk about her anymore.
01:00:49Okay?
01:00:55Um, okay.
01:00:57There may have been an ulterior motive to me coming here for Christmas.
01:01:03What is it?
01:01:05So, I just found out from my label that I'm going on tour.
01:01:11On tour?
01:01:12Yeah.
01:01:12So, six months in Europe and then headed to Asia for like another six months.
01:01:18And I want you to come with me.
01:01:24That's a whole year.
01:01:27Yeah, but I mean, you said it yourself.
01:01:30You wanted to take a little break from acting.
01:01:33This is perfect timing.
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:37Yeah, I know, but...
01:01:44Look, I could do this without you.
01:01:48But I don't want to.
01:01:51You're my muse.
01:01:53I want you with me.
01:01:56Are you sure you want me tagging along?
01:01:58I don't want to get in the way.
01:02:00There's only we in this relationship.
01:02:04Not me.
01:02:06I want to do this together.
01:02:12Don't have to answer me right now, but just think about it.
01:02:17Okay?
01:02:21I don't need to think about it.
01:02:23I'm in.
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:25Yeah, I'm in.
01:02:27I need to, yes.
01:02:32Door open, ladies.
01:02:34I hope you're joking.
01:02:36I keep forgetting that you're adults.
01:02:38Carry on and have fun.
01:02:41Mr. Gargland has been called.
01:02:47Sorry.
01:02:50I'm just glad you're coming.
01:02:52Me too.
01:02:58Maggie?
01:03:00This is from your father and I.
01:03:02Well, when you open it, he's going to be just as surprised as you are.
01:03:05He never knows what we'd get you.
01:03:07Well, I paid for it.
01:03:08Oh my God, Richard.
01:03:09It doesn't matter.
01:03:15Um.
01:03:16Mom.
01:03:17Dad, I can't accept this.
01:03:19What is it?
01:03:20What the hell?
01:03:20You guys got me socks and underwear.
01:03:22How is this fair?
01:03:22What is it?
01:03:23A car?
01:03:25You live rent free.
01:03:27Maybe if you get your own place and start paying rent,
01:03:29I'll buy something more expensive for you too.
01:03:32Socks and underwear are fine.
01:03:34Maggie.
01:03:35We just don't want you to give up on your dreams.
01:03:38We've really loved having you at home this year.
01:03:41I mean, we just want to help out a little.
01:03:49Thanks, Mom.
01:03:50Thanks, Dad.
01:03:50Just promise me you'll come home as much as you can, okay?
01:03:53I promise.
01:03:54Okay, sweetheart.
01:03:56Seriously, what did we get you?
01:03:59It's actual chicken scratch.
01:04:01I don't even know how Dad could read this.
01:04:04All of those recipes were in his head.
01:04:07I had to beg for him to write it down before he died.
01:04:10Two tablespoons of gupa?
01:04:13Guaba?
01:04:14I actually think he might have made up ingredients just to mess with us.
01:04:18Knowing your father, that wouldn't surprise me.
01:04:21I've tried this recipe every Christmas for the last 15 years,
01:04:25and I can't seem to get it right.
01:04:27Do you think Dad would have been proud of me?
01:04:30Ugh.
01:04:30Who would have been proud of you if you were a dishwasher?
01:04:32He just wanted you to be happy, no matter what you did.
01:04:36I really miss him.
01:04:38And his bad puns and his long overdrawn stories.
01:04:43And his bad singing.
01:04:45The voice of a dying cat.
01:04:51Maybe we should make something else.
01:04:54Honestly, it's fun to just cook with you.
01:04:57Even if we don't get it right.
01:04:59Why don't we start again?
01:05:02I think there's some guaba in the fridge.
01:05:05I think you mean gupa?
01:05:06It's on the shelf.
01:05:15What does that say?
01:05:17Butter.
01:05:24The parking is fine.
01:05:26Yeah.
01:05:27Yeah, so.
01:05:28Anyhow.
01:05:29Hi!
01:05:29Merry Christmas!
01:05:30Merry Christmas!
01:05:33You finally nailed your Dad's holiday pie!
01:05:36Only took 16 years.
01:05:40All of a sudden, she started to cry, and I thought it was a second to go, and it's kind
01:05:45of like a small circle.
01:05:49Is Joe here?
01:05:50I heard he'd be here.
01:05:52Oh, don't you dare go home with Joe tonight.
01:05:55I'm sorry. He's the one for me.
01:05:57Oh, Mom. Higher standards.
01:06:00Mom!
01:06:02Hi.
01:06:03How are you?
01:06:05Hi, Joe. How are you?
01:06:07Hi.
01:06:09Hi.
01:06:12You can't be mad at me. It's Christmas. It's like a reset for the year.
01:06:17I'm not mad anymore.
01:06:20Vi invited me on tour with them, and we leave tomorrow, and honestly, I'm really excited.
01:06:29Can we talk quick?
01:06:32Okay. What's up?
01:06:34Wait.
01:06:36Is it a little more private?
01:06:37Ooh.
01:06:38Got a lemon in there?
01:06:39We'll get some snacks. How's that sound?
01:06:41Yes.
01:06:42Perfect. I'll be right back.
01:06:43Snacks.
01:06:44Please.
01:06:46Sure.
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:48I've heard things about you.
01:06:53It's our thing.
01:06:54It's our thing.
01:06:55Perfect.
01:06:56Hey.
01:06:57Hey.
01:06:58Hey.
01:06:58Hey.
01:06:58It's called...
01:07:06Wow.
01:07:07What?
01:07:09What?
01:07:10Literally nothing has changed in this room.
01:07:15You still have this?
01:07:17Okay.
01:07:18Well, yeah.
01:07:19I'm a hoarder.
01:07:20Clearly.
01:07:24So, what's up?
01:07:29I quit my job in New York.
01:07:32What?
01:07:34I don't understand.
01:07:35Why would you do that?
01:07:38Because I would rather be remembered by the people that I love than by strangers that I don't know.
01:07:52That's great, Jules.
01:07:54Maggie!
01:07:55Maggie!
01:07:56Wait, wait.
01:07:58There's something else.
01:08:05Don't go on tour with Vi.
01:08:09I am sorry that it has taken me so long to show up for you like you've always needed me
01:08:15to.
01:08:17You've always been in the back of my mind and I don't want to spend ten more seconds without you.
01:08:26Choose us, Maggie.
01:08:30I love you.
01:08:38Um...
01:08:38I think you're going to want to come downstairs.
01:08:53Maggie!
01:08:54What's going on?
01:08:57Maggie.
01:08:58Catherine Pierce.
01:09:04Oh, no.
01:09:05You are my inspiration.
01:09:08My ingenuity.
01:09:10My vision.
01:09:12I know I've thrown a lot of curveballs at you this trip, but...
01:09:17There's one more.
01:09:23Marry me.
01:09:28Um...
01:09:28I know.
01:09:29You're at a loss for words.
01:09:34I...
01:09:34Do you want to be my wife?
01:09:37For Christ's sake.
01:09:39You two are so wrong for one another.
01:09:41It's obvious who Maggie should be with.
01:10:03It's obvious who Maggie should be with.
01:10:11It goes on and on.
01:10:13It goes on and on.
01:10:13Can't a woman sleep in peace?
01:10:21Bye.
01:10:24Bye.
01:10:25Bye.
01:10:25Wait.
01:10:26Bye.
01:10:27Wait.
01:10:28Bye.
01:10:28Just open it.
01:10:29Bye.
01:10:33Bye.
01:10:42Bye.
01:10:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:44Fuck.
01:10:51Run!
01:10:52Seriously?
01:10:53Go get her!
01:11:00And now, a new radio single from Mercedes.
01:11:04Ah!
01:11:06This song is good.
01:11:28I thought lesbians were supposed to be good at directions.
01:11:31This is painful.
01:11:37Pick up, pick up.
01:11:54Side window, side window, side window.
01:12:03Can someone do something?
01:12:39Vi! Vi, I'm sorry!
01:12:42What is this town, a maze?
01:12:45I feel so stupid.
01:12:46Don't! Look, I'm sorry. It was just, it was way too soon.
01:12:50I'm not talking about the proposal.
01:12:53I can't believe I was too stupid not to see what was going on between you and Jessica.
01:12:57It's Jules.
01:12:58Whatever.
01:12:58Nothing was happening between us.
01:13:01Well, we did kiss.
01:13:03You kissed? When?
01:13:06A few days ago.
01:13:07Yes, but we were broken up.
01:13:09Wait, wait. Was this the same night that I arrived?
01:13:12No, of course not.
01:13:14Wait, did you get back with your ex the same night that Tina had a heart attack?
01:13:18Okay, first of all, it was angina.
01:13:20And how did this get turned back on me?
01:13:22How did you fall in love with someone you barely know so quickly?
01:13:27Did I really mean that a little to you?
01:13:29No, why?
01:13:29Barely knew.
01:13:30We dated for two years in high school.
01:13:34Really?
01:13:39I can explain.
01:13:40And this is exactly why I don't date small town lesbians.
01:13:45It's just too messy.
01:13:47Oh please, like LA is any better.
01:13:48The chart looks like a fucking galaxy.
01:13:51Okay, let me just get this straight.
01:13:53So, you got back with your ex the same night.
01:13:56No!
01:13:57Which means you didn't actually like me.
01:13:59Jules!
01:13:59And you never even told her that we dated?
01:14:03God, it's been over 10 years and you're still hiding me.
01:14:08And then to top it all off, you had the audacity to get mad at me?
01:14:12Am I missing anything here?
01:14:15I think you nailed it there, Jamie.
01:14:17The only good thing to come from all of this
01:14:20is that I'm gonna get one hell of a breakup album.
01:14:25I cannot wait to listen to that.
01:14:30You, you haven't changed one bit.
01:14:37Guys, wait!
01:14:54How to lose two girls in 10 minutes.
01:14:56The Maggie Pierce story.
01:14:59You know, maybe next year you can bring home Fern.
01:15:01It'll be a yearly X-mas tradition.
01:15:08You know, it's only fun to rip on you when you rip back.
01:15:11Talk to me.
01:15:13You okay?
01:15:15I think I really messed up this time.
01:15:18Well, stay and make it up to Jules.
01:15:20Or if you don't want Jules, go back to LA and make it up to Vi.
01:15:24It's actually pretty simple.
01:15:26I vote Threpple.
01:15:28But no one seems to be asking for my opinion.
01:15:31Hello?
01:15:33God.
01:15:34So annoying.
01:15:36I don't even know how I'd get her back.
01:15:39And her is?
01:15:42I gotta go.
01:15:43I'm gonna miss my flight.
01:15:45Wait, who is her, Max?
01:15:46No, wait, wait, wait.
01:15:47Tell me, who is her?
01:15:48Jules?
01:15:48No, Vi.
01:15:49It's Vi.
01:15:50Lola.
01:15:52Hey, glad you could come.
01:15:55Happy New Year.
01:15:56Yeah.
01:15:56I think there's about, what, a half an hour?
01:15:59It's business casual.
01:16:01You guys doing okay?
01:16:03You need some drinks?
01:16:04This is business casual.
01:16:05I brought a drink for you.
01:16:07Happy New Year.
01:16:08That's weird.
01:16:09Good to see you.
01:16:10I'm glad you could check.
01:16:13That's nice.
01:16:14How are you guys?
01:16:15Thanks.
01:16:16I made it a double.
01:16:22She's in L.A.
01:16:25There was a tiny part of me that thought maybe she'd still pick me.
01:16:28Cheer up.
01:16:29It's going to be a new year.
01:16:31Maybe it's time to get back out there.
01:16:33There are a ton of eligible women here.
01:16:35Like who?
01:16:36Megan.
01:16:37She just got a key to the city.
01:16:39The whole city.
01:16:41I really will just give that key to anyone.
01:16:45Thanks, guys.
01:16:46But I feel like maybe I'm just meant to be alone.
01:16:48It's in my DNA.
01:16:50Like Tina.
01:16:51My sweet hero.
01:16:53Well, I'm rooting for you and Megan.
01:16:56Happy New Year.
01:17:13Two minutes till midnight!
01:17:16Hey, what are you doing here?
01:17:18Um, where's Jules?
01:17:19Um, I don't know.
01:17:20She's here somewhere.
01:17:21Okay.
01:17:33I know we saw each other last night, but I already miss you.
01:17:39I made a mistake.
01:17:41I am such an idiot.
01:17:43Can you forgive me?
01:17:44Don't go spending that fifty dollars!
01:17:51I hate that I chose L.A. over you.
01:17:55I hate that when I come home, it's not to you, and I hate that I'm the reason why.
01:18:02I miss talking to you.
01:18:05I miss you every single day.
01:18:08Babe.
01:18:10What are you...
01:18:11I want to be your midnight kiss.
01:18:12Every year.
01:18:14Forever.
01:18:15Happy New Year's.
01:18:17Jules.
01:18:24Okay, people!
01:18:25Give them some privacy!
01:18:26God!
01:18:27Why is everyone so nosy in this town?
01:18:31This is the phone that I had when we graduated high school.
01:18:35You know you can recycle it, right?
01:18:38On it are drafts and drafts of text messages that I never sent you.
01:18:44I thought about you a lot, Jules.
01:18:48Every single day.
01:18:50Actually, even after we broke up.
01:18:56And I should have told you all of this when we were still together, and when I went to L
01:19:02.A., and even when we saw each other this year, but here it is.
01:19:09I'm yours.
01:19:10If you want me.
01:19:15Please say you want me.
01:19:19Attention everyone!
01:19:21I, Maggie Pierce, am completely and utterly in love with Julian Alba.
01:19:29Jules, you are impossible to forget.
01:19:34Of course, I still want you.
01:19:36Five, two, one.
01:19:38Five, three, four, five, five, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
01:19:41Go on!
01:19:42Go on!
01:19:44Go on!
01:19:47Go on!
01:19:47Go on!
01:19:48Go on!
01:19:48Go on!
01:19:49Go on!
01:19:50Go on!
01:19:52Go on!
01:20:03I just heard a rumor that Maggie is going to propose soon, but that doesn't make any
01:20:08sense to me because I thought Julianne was the top, but it would appear that Maggie is
01:20:14the top.
01:20:15Oh, I need to read the lesbian handbook again, that chapter about when your ex dates your
01:20:23ex's ex.
01:20:25That's too confusing.
01:20:27Are all lesbians exes, all of them?
01:20:31Maggie and Julianne, they moved to New York together, and she got a recurring role on
01:20:36a show as a lesbian nun.
01:20:38And now, all of America loves her.
01:20:41Give her an Oscar already.
01:20:44If it wasn't very meddling in people's affairs, I really don't know if Maggie and Jules would
01:20:48have gone together.
01:20:49Did you hear about the Smiths?
01:20:52They died.
01:20:54Technically, they're doing a year-long cruise, but what's the difference?
01:20:57This town speaks and gossips.
01:20:59It's alive.
01:21:00It's because of me.
01:21:08Okay.
01:21:08Come on.
01:21:09We're late.
01:21:13I am an ugly, ugly man.
01:21:16Woo!
01:21:17I would do me 100%.
01:21:19Okay.
01:21:21Let's get going.
01:21:22Wait.
01:21:23And one more.
01:21:26Introducing...
01:21:28Oh, Holly Knight.
01:21:31Yeah!
01:21:37You could have shaved Joe.
01:21:40Oh!
01:21:40Oh!
01:21:46Wow!
01:21:49So, this is every year?
01:21:52Every year.
01:21:54Let's do it.
01:22:13I know!
01:22:17I know!
01:22:19I know!
01:22:20I know!
01:22:21I know!
01:22:46I know!
01:22:53Can make me smile till Christmas Day
01:22:55I'll make her mine this holiday
01:23:01I don't need sugar plums or candy canes to get my fix
01:23:21She's sweet enough to keep me up until December 26
01:23:28And she could be with me
01:23:33Oh, I've been waiting so patiently
01:23:39She is the reason I am filled with happiness this season
01:23:45Not a jingle or a bell that make me smile till Christmas Day
01:23:49I'll make her mine this holiday
01:23:52You are the reason I am filled with happiness this season
01:23:57Not a jingle or a bell that make me smile till Christmas Day
01:24:01I'll make you mine this holiday
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01:24:15-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
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01:24:22-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
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