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The Burbs S01E02 [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:06Welcome to Ashfield Place.
00:08I'm Samir and that's Miles.
00:10We went from city loft to lawn so fast.
00:12I did everything, Cyphos.
00:14How long has that house been empty?
00:1520 years, give or take.
00:16This is a cul-de-sac.
00:18People are weird.
00:19You've been keeping tabs on us through the window, Jimmy Stewart?
00:21Each one of us is the murderer.
00:24Your face.
00:25What's the deal with that Victorian house?
00:27A family lived there. They had a daughter who died.
00:31Maybe even murder.
00:33She also keeps asking questions while the house crossed the street.
00:35Do you have a periodical section?
00:37I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out.
00:40It was an all-cash deal.
00:42Uh-uh. Those are for the new neighbor.
00:44I just want to know what his deal is, don't you?
00:47Hands where I can see him.
00:49What's happening?
00:49We got a call about a trespasser at the old grand house.
00:52This is lunacy.
00:54I think we should stay.
00:55There's space and the community.
00:57And our family's not going to be run out by some racist, brownie-hating prick.
01:21Good night, Allison.
01:24I still want to be Samir, too.
01:31Miles?
01:32Miles?
01:34Oh, my...
01:35Miles!
01:36Miles!
01:38Ah!
01:41Whoa.
01:45Miles!
01:46Miles!
01:48Miles!
01:49Miles!
01:49Miles!
01:50Miles!
01:51Miles!
01:52Miles!
01:52Miles!
01:55No!
02:01Miles!
02:08Miles, no!
02:17Miles, no!
02:24Hello, neighbor.
02:27No!
02:29No!
02:32Hey, hey, it's okay.
02:36You're safe.
02:37Shh.
02:41I had a dream.
02:42I had a dream.
03:23I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:22I don't know.
04:24I don't know.
04:26I don't know.
04:26We should keep our distance.
04:28He does his thing, we do ours.
04:31We live across the street from this weird prick.
04:34Let's just leave it at that.
04:35I love the lobster dicks.
04:37Absolutely not.
04:38Yeah, the dicks have got to go.
04:39Why would he move into a murder house?
04:42It's not a murder house.
04:44No one got murdered there.
04:45Seriously, don't believe those stupid stories about her parents killing her and burying her
04:49in the basement.
04:49It's so ridiculous.
04:51Who said that?
04:56What?
04:57Naveen?
04:58What's the story?
04:59There's no story.
04:59You just referred to a story.
05:01I know, but it's not-
05:02Do you think there's true to the story?
05:03I don't think so.
05:05You don't think so or you don't know so?
05:09Where there's smoke, there's fire.
05:11And it's burning.
05:12Well, there is no smoke.
05:13Because there is no fire.
05:14And there is no burning.
05:15Because it's nonsense.
05:17It's a small town myth.
05:18Nothing more.
05:19You're a good fucking lawyer.
05:20You know that?
05:21You bet I do.
05:21And you're an idiot.
05:23We gotta go.
05:25What just happened to me?
05:27I love you.
05:29And I love you too, little man.
05:31Make sure your mama doesn't get in trouble when I'm gone, okay?
05:34Bye.
05:35I hate leaving you alone all day.
05:40Exactly.
05:42I can't stop thinking about the other night.
05:45It's horrible seeing Samira that scared.
05:48Seeing Danny.
05:49Oh, I fucking hate that guy.
05:52Why is it always like the biggest douchebag in high school that grows up to be a cop?
05:56Always.
05:58Fuck that guy.
05:59Fuck that guy.
06:00You know he still calls me Naveen the peen every time I run into him?
06:03I mean it does have quite a nice ring to it.
06:05But you got Quidditch bitch?
06:07Which became Benedict Cumberbatch.
06:10Yeah.
06:10He was quite creative.
06:11I was an easy target.
06:13Forgive me for not asking you this like decades ago.
06:17But how did you deal with all of that?
06:19Yeah.
06:20You know, being one of the few non-white kids in our class.
06:24I wouldn't have survived if I held on to everything that was ever said about me or done to me.
06:34You're raising a black son, man.
06:38You gotta realize this shit goes way further than Hinkley else.
06:43People are assholes everywhere.
06:45Danny's, Danny's everywhere.
06:47Mm-hmm.
06:48Look, dwelling is not gonna get you anywhere.
06:51New plan.
06:52You gotta do what Brits do.
06:54Bottle it up and bury it deep into the crevices of your soul.
06:57I don't want to do that, mate.
06:59Not with Samira and Miles.
07:01It's not healthy.
07:03Or at least, that's what Samira's therapist told her to tell me.
07:07Do I need therapy?
07:08Oh, I mean, extensive.
07:11Okay, you're here and you're committing.
07:14You gotta reframe and put down roots.
07:17Let this go and move on.
07:18For Miles.
07:21For all of you.
07:23Thanks, Naveen Lapine.
07:25You're welcome, Benedict Cumberbatch.
07:43It's my neighbor.
07:49Don't you make a move.
07:52Shh.
07:54I'll be right back, Miles.
07:57Right back.
08:13May I help you?
08:14I'm Samira.
08:16I live across the street.
08:20Gary Wilson.
08:22Pleasure.
08:23But I want to introduce myself, so there are no more misunderstandings.
08:27I'm not sure I'm understanding the misunderstandings.
08:30You told the cops that you saw a black person trespassing on your property the other day.
08:35That's what you said, right?
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37I had no idea that was you.
08:39Well, now you know.
08:39Yeah.
08:41The house has been sitting vacant, so I figured anyone coming around must be a squatter or a vagrant.
08:48Well, I'm a litigator.
08:49Oh, well, look at that.
08:52You know what they say when you assume.
08:54You're an asshole.
08:57Something like that, yeah.
08:58Hmm.
09:00Just so you know, it wasn't a race thing.
09:05It's usually a race thing.
09:06I assure you.
09:10Never mind.
09:13You know what?
09:22I'm not big on sweets.
09:24No problem.
09:27Do you want some gardening?
09:28I'm renovating.
09:30The house needs a lot of work.
09:32But it has good bones.
09:40Your phone seems to be crying.
09:46Excuse me.
09:49Bye, neighbor.
10:01There's something not right about that man.
10:04Remember what I say, Miles.
10:06Believe women.
10:07Okay?
10:08We have instincts.
10:09Gut, maternal, killer, basic instincts.
10:14Rob?
10:15Oh, my goodness.
10:16I thought I locked the door.
10:18Nobody locks their doors around here, honey.
10:20We do.
10:20We're lockers.
10:21What the hell happened out there?
10:27It was the smugness that pissed me off.
10:29I mean, there was no remorse in his voice.
10:31Zero.
10:32Not in the house.
10:35Wow.
10:36You are a natural.
10:37Oh, it's all muscle memory.
10:39I was always good with babies.
10:42Older kids, not so much.
10:44And teenagers, forget about it.
10:47They wake up one day and just decide to hate you.
10:50My kids and I fought so much.
10:52I'm surprised they never ran away.
10:56But they adored Marty.
10:59Everybody did.
11:00I wish I got a chance to meet him.
11:02Me too, sweetie.
11:06I didn't know how much I needed the company.
11:09I assume Bev Fisher offers minimal help?
11:13Warmth is not exactly her style.
11:15She's very British.
11:18When we were in the hospital, she and Don came.
11:20You know, they gave Miles' stuff rabbit and told us that they were going on a cruise forever.
11:25Small favors.
11:26It's definitely a huge favor that they gave us this house.
11:29But that's how they show love.
11:32Through grand gestures and minimal emotion.
11:36But I'm really glad that Rob didn't turn out that way.
11:40You need your village.
11:44And I'm going to tell them to bring food.
11:47Usually you have to wait 24 hours to get one this size.
11:51But I am a Hinkley Heroes hero.
11:55It's part of their loyalty program.
11:57Loyalty.
11:58That's what I'm talking about.
12:00Hinkley Hills is like a community.
12:03You know, people care.
12:04They watch out for each other.
12:06Or just watch each other.
12:07A street light will go out.
12:09It's fixed right away.
12:10There's a pothole.
12:11It's filled overnight magically.
12:14It's like military precision.
12:17It's like Disneyland.
12:19Or Singapore.
12:21Which I guess is kind of like Disneyland, but with corporal punishment.
12:26Todd, clearly you have never gotten in real trouble at Disneyland.
12:30It's no joke, Todd.
12:31And it is the safest town in America.
12:35Do you actually trust the burger place that claims they have the best burger in the country?
12:40Well, yes.
12:44Oh, don't move.
12:46I'll get it.
12:47Okay.
12:47Thanks, Lynn.
12:48Oh, God.
12:49Who is it?
12:50The evil overlord.
12:52Mickey?
12:56Agnes.
12:57Lynn.
12:57Hello.
12:58Hi.
12:59Hello.
13:00Oh, my goodness.
13:01Looks like a party.
13:04Are you going to arrest us for having a nice time?
13:07Oh, I would offer you something, but there isn't enough.
13:13Samira, dear.
13:13Samira.
13:14I got a call from my very, very dear friend, your mother-in-law, who gave me the welcome news
13:19that you and Robert and Milo decided to make Hinkley Hills your permanent home.
13:24So, as president of the Hinkley Hills Homeowners Association, it's incumbent upon me to tell you that we're thrilled.
13:32Oh.
13:33And you are very, very welcome here.
13:35Thank you, sir.
13:35And to give you your official HOA handbook.
13:38Okay.
13:39Helpful hints, bylaws about the way we like to do things around here.
13:43Okay.
13:44Everything is right in there.
13:46Think of it as your new Bible.
13:48If you don't, fury will rain down upon the heads of the unbelieving.
13:53If you're referring to the dispute of April 24th, Lynn, proper trash disposal and containment is essential in neighborhoods with
14:02wildland and urban interface.
14:03We are not looking to lure any unwanted creatures, let alone their attendant pathogens, into our environment.
14:13The next global pandemic is not starting on my block.
14:17I'll leave you to it.
14:19Yes, ma'am.
14:19Thank you, ma'am.
14:21I'm sorry.
14:21I just really respond to her leadership style.
14:25If I was a little older.
14:27Oh, Todd.
14:30So then Agnes shows up like she's watching the whole thing.
14:33She probably was.
14:34She's watching all the time.
14:36Honestly, you leave your bins out for more than a day.
14:38She's onto you.
14:40She's so annoying.
14:41She used to get me in so much trouble when I was a teenager with my mom.
14:44Full nod.
14:45Why?
14:46Weren't you like a nerd?
14:47Babe, I was not a nerd.
14:48I was getting in trouble all of the time.
14:50Okay, for what?
14:51Crashing through hedges.
14:53Getting lit on hard lemonade in the woods.
14:56I hate to break it to you, but you married a bad boy.
14:58Come on, white boys would have to.
15:01What do you think here?
15:02Little boy blue?
15:03Hmm.
15:04Bit on the nose for a nursery?
15:05Yeah.
15:06Sweet.
15:07Blue de neil.
15:08Masculine.
15:09But without an agenda.
15:11Hmm.
15:11Not feeling it.
15:13Kinda blue.
15:14That's nice.
15:15Miles Davis.
15:18Got to do that, right?
15:19It's perfect.
15:21This is great.
15:23Nesting, focusing on our future.
15:25Oh, I also met the new neighbor today.
15:28Oh, God.
15:28Yeah.
15:29What was the arsehole doing?
15:30So I just...
15:35What?
15:39Hello, neighbors.
15:42Hi.
15:48Have a good night.
15:50Enjoy your nesting.
15:53Yep, he took me at us.
15:55Did you see his cart?
15:57Axe?
15:58Lighter Floyd?
15:59A quick line?
16:00To hell?
16:01That's a cart full of murder right there.
16:10Goodnight, brush.
16:12Goodnight, nobody.
16:14Goodnight, mush.
16:16Goodnight to the old lady whispering hush.
16:20Never understood who she was.
16:23So I was worried she was meant to symbolize death.
16:26Rob.
16:26Sorry.
16:30Goodnight stars.
16:32Goodnight air.
16:34Goodnight air.
16:34Goodnight noises everywhere.
16:37We did it.
16:38Sure.
16:41Are you tearing up?
16:43I just hate goodbyes.
16:47You know, I think I'm getting used to this suburban silence.
16:56But you know what I'm not getting used to?
16:58The decorations.
16:59What?
17:00You don't like decorative plates on every wall?
17:02It's the pelicans.
17:03They're scaring me.
17:04Am I in a house or a swamp?
17:05Mums and animal neck acts.
17:07It's insane.
17:07You give them one and then you blink and bam.
17:10Pelicans everywhere.
17:11What?
17:11I can't wait for this little guy to have his own room.
17:14So we can drop back down and get into it.
17:16No.
17:18No.
17:23No.
17:37So.
17:39Rob.
17:41Rob.
17:57what's your deal
18:03well as you can see most of my child care experience is directly related to early infancy
18:08i know baby cpr baby swim and all baby games i'm almost too good at big a bill yeah wow
18:14this is very impressive if you're concerned about my age my references no it's not your age
18:21it's just it's hard to accept help i get it mr and mrs fisher it's fine you can call us
18:28robin samira
18:28okay robin samira nobody could be you but you but rest assured i am an excellent mother's helper
18:36i can help you run errands and i'll just be an extra set of arms and ears so you can
18:41sit down
18:41sometimes relax and take a shower if you need your height can you stop thank you um and feel free
18:49to
18:49reach out to any of my references for due diligence michelle obama
18:57you need help with that oh wow no i got it a pro is that who i think it is
19:02oh no what's happening
19:03it's samira right sorry i must sound like a total stalker i'm lauren my parents live across the
19:11street from you the festersons agnesonville and i went to school with rob god like a million years
19:16ago we are actually dinosaurs it's disgusting but it is so so nice to meet you so nice to meet
19:24you too
19:24oh no oh no who is this little lady killer that smiles but we are trying to stop him from
19:30killing
19:31so many women oh you're funny i love funny is your daughter as funny as you are well i appreciate
19:38the suggestion that i resemble samira in any way but actually she's my client rory
19:45we've met angstley and i are both scouts she's the one that beats me on cookie sales every year
19:52i beat everyone not just you i'm very driven wish ain't said some of that drive
19:58session on our application at hinkley academy oh i'm applying there too we just came from core
20:04principles and they do not hold back i'm so glad we finally got one here you should come with me
20:08some time oh um i haven't gotten back to working out the dreaded fourth trimester have you at least
20:14made it to drinkley's it's a resto bar i don't get out much oh you must drinkley's allows kids thank
20:20god mommy can't cope without our gin mommy loves her cocktails no i don't no i don't yes i do
20:27let's do a
20:34bump
20:37i got you we should double date sometime you me rob my husband danny one of hinkley hill's finest
20:44officer daniels is your husband aren't small towns just the best we'll text
20:52are they always like that always ready to go yeah gotta stop one more place
21:05juby you look lovely as ever are those new earrings or you just look prettier after lunch
21:09i don't know how to answer that well i need the regimen anyway can i take a look at those
21:15hinkley
21:15hills heralds we were talking about the other day from march 2005 no i'm sorry they're still not back
21:21i can tell you they are officially overdue overdue that sounds like a disrespect to the whole library
21:28system who would have done that i've already said too much confidentiality code
21:33okay hardcore like hipa i'll see you i guess i'll just have to come back
21:48oh no i married fedora guy recovering fedora guy you used to love me if i relapse
21:57i sure won't hey just kidding babe are you sure you don't want me to take miles with me to
22:03wine
22:03night it's very baby friendly i've got miles on the monitor i'm a man who can multitask
22:08you're so cute
22:10oh my god you guys need to get a room
22:14all right this close to confiscating is key i'm here to help clear
22:19yeah okay well you guys have fun but don't get too lit and forget we got a baby
22:26check this out i made us a nostalgia playlist
22:41dude i love being able to just pop over like this still cannot believe that you and megan bought the
22:48house next to my parents quite baby reindeer i told you it's because megan fell in love
22:53with the open floor plan and natural light and not because i worship the altar of don fisher which
22:59i absolutely do doesn't it feel good to marie condo everything man i'm really leaning into the
23:05whole minimalist look because megan took everything yeah but now i can moonwalk from any point in my
23:14house to another point in my house without hitting anything so that's a silver lining can you believe
23:23this it's insane how did i get here physically or spiritually i'm turning my childhood bedroom
23:30into a nursery for my son i have a son i always thought that i'd beat you to having
23:37kids but i've never beat you at anything hey you beat me to getting married
23:44and then divorced and having a mustache look at that guy oh so wispy so wispy i feel like my
23:58upper
23:58lip is pixelated puberty was not kind you didn't tell me to shave that i think you would have needed
24:04to
24:04shave a strong sneeze and that thing would have gone
24:17allison's not in here
24:20are you surprised no i
24:26i just what everyone wanted to pretend like she was never even there
24:36she probably just didn't show up for picture day
24:45okay walk with me on this one the hokas are on gary wilson retired doctor bought what is
24:50effectively a rotting house filled with ghosts and secrets according to insiders there's a rumor
24:55that allison grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement and then when i could project
25:00gary he said that his house had good bones who says that real estate agents architectural
25:07preservationists dogs if they could speak not the way he said it how do you say it smirkingly
25:14exhibit b what was exhibit a again oh it's the thing about the bones exhibit b
25:19rob and i saw gary at the hardware store buying what could conceivably be described as a cart full
25:25of murder axes lighter fluid and vinyl gloves which is shady as fuck exhibit c i had a paralegal at
25:34my
25:34firm pull the records on the house and apparently it was sold to a trust yeah that's right that means
25:39that whoever this guy is he's trying to hide his identity gary wilson might not even be his real name
25:46which leads me to two equally ineffable conclusions if gary bought this house because he's a murder
25:51enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones or he murdered alison grant 20 years ago and
25:59had to come back to hinkley hills to bask in the sick glory of having gotten away with it yes
26:06and he could
26:07strike again well bam thank you ma'am i rest my case holy yeah i don't think that makes sense
26:16i agree
26:17that gary is a certified asshole but i mean a murderer i mean you know me i will fully climb
26:25onto that
26:26conspiracy train i mean strap myself in give me some snacks thank you dana i got you girl i trust
26:33my gut
26:34and my gut is screaming now that you mention it i i did see him in the woods at night
26:42and it was a bit odd
26:46if todd says it's odd say more
26:51how are them more fedoras i completely forgot how horrible magazines were about women's weights back
26:57in the day check this out how to get a summer bikini body in 14 days 14 days i wonder
27:05they all went psycho
27:07anything fun in there um just junk old cds old cds yo you think you got some of my old
27:18mixes i would
27:19love to crawl into the soul of early aughts naveen what's in there nothing you're shrugging i know you're
27:26being shady when you're shrugging no dude
27:41it's her phone
27:47why the fuck do you still have her phone i didn't know what else to do with it
27:56you gotta get rid of it
28:00get rid of it okay i will
28:12i couldn't really tell what he was doing i had to give him space because i was nude
28:18in the woods go on i was moon bathing oh i love you todd you're such a freaking i don't
28:26want you to
28:26ever change say more about gary uh he was digging a hole how big hard to say i mean not
28:34big but not
28:36small person-sized yeah could be does anyone smell that is that smoke i don't smell anything am i having
28:48a
28:49stroke other way around oh that's a whole fire
28:56there's fire
29:01yes we have a fire in the woods ashfield place it's over by ashfield street near ashfield crescent
29:08when can you get here i don't know what do you mean you don't know come on we need urgency
29:13man
29:15jesus lynn get some flashlights on it okay we're gonna have to go in wait shouldn't we wait for
29:21the fire trucks let the professionals handle this we're gonna watch our houses burn down so
29:25you're suggesting for us to go towards the danger yeah it's the only way and i'm trained in this
29:30situation so follow my lead let's go here we go what's she doing is she okay no she's drunk
29:56it's perfect and what's the plan exactly what's wrong ah damn trick needs it just went out
30:08trick needs it since when go go ahead in front of me and i'll flank the rear go ahead you'll
30:16what the
30:16rear she's gonna flank it oh what the hell you okay i'm good
30:39is that gary mr party pants what are you doing i'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property which
30:47you can't seem to stay off of can you
30:54a fire like this it's a little reckless
30:59much like the mother of a newborn traipsing around the woods at night
31:04how dare you you think you know what it's like to be a new mother mr wilson an open flame
31:12in this
31:12tinder box with a wind forecast for tonight are you mad this is a clear violation of handbook code 281
31:19that's right right there on paragraph five ah yes which goes on to state in paragraph six that a fire
31:26pit is permitted as long as it sits at least 10 feet away from a neighboring property line that's right
31:40please let me know when you expect to begin your renovations
31:44with historical properties like hinkley house you need to submit your plans to the hoa landmark
31:49committee for approval i'll have everything in order i'll give a heads up to the local inspector
31:54he's a family friend
32:00paragraph five bev told me you were a lawyer
32:11good night neighbors
32:17i do hope i won't have to make any more calls
32:29a bomb by my ass first i'm trespassing now i'm traipsing hey how was wine night great uneventful
32:38where's miles uh just put him down why do you smell of smoke oh uh gary built the fire pit
32:44gary was
32:45hanging out or wine night no he was in the woods what happened there was a little quibble how little
32:50of a quibble you know words were said things got a little heated babe it's not like we're gonna be
32:55best friends no shit don't you think we should know what he's up to well isn't it obvious i mean
33:01that's why he was buying an axe and lighter fluid in the hardware store because he was building a fire
33:05pit while also being an arsehole being into home improvements and arseholery aren't exactly
33:10mutually exclusive are they true please can we move on from the whole gary thing and just try to
33:18focus on our family speaking of which i've got something exciting to show you
33:29okay shut your eyes i may be giving this too much please make sure i don't hit a wall careful
33:35careful right now it's not exactly where i reveal but it's something ready for a new generation of
33:43fishers okay you've put a dent in the place
33:51why else davis there was no way i was painting this whole room without getting your approval first
33:57it's perfect i'm not gonna lie it kind of matches your eyes i also changed all of the locks to
34:04keep
34:04out my feet okay no you've done enough for the night i'll go uh take him for a walk you
34:12sure yes
34:15honey miles is gonna be so happy growing up here i love you i love you good job
34:35i'm just gonna say a quick good night
34:38i love you good night
35:03samira what are you doing here i just wanted to say thank you for being there for me the past
35:08few days oh well i am happy to be and i'm i'm happy you're here for you
35:16in case you ever need it oh well i'm honored and humbled by this symbol of your trust
35:26and know that if you ever need someone i mean rob and i are glad to keep a key safe
35:30for you too
35:30oh what a nice thought
35:37good night samira good night
35:54oh
35:55i just hope she don't wanna leave me
36:05Don't you give me up, baby
36:09Don't give up, oh baby
36:12I belong with you
36:15Only you, baby
36:17Only you, my girl
36:19Only you, darling
36:22Only you, darling
36:23Only you, my girl
36:25Only you, darling
36:27Only you, something bad
36:30About to happen
36:31Tell me
36:34Why I feel this way
36:36I don't know, baby
36:39I think I've hurt so much
36:41It drives me crazy
36:44I just don't want to meet you
36:48I think you'd like our new neighbor, Marty
36:54Good night, my love
36:59But only you, baby
37:01Only you, my girl
37:04Only you, darling
37:06Only you, my girl
37:09Only you, darling
37:12Only you, darling
37:12Only you
37:17Only you, my girl
37:22Only you, my girl
37:38Only you, my girl
37:39Only you, my girl
37:39Only you, my girl
37:39Only you, my girl
37:41Only you, my girl
37:42Only you, my girl
37:42Only you, my girl
37:42Only you, my girl
37:43Only you, my girl
38:13Let's try to call again.
38:13Darling, only you, my girl, only you, darling, only you.
39:01Way to put ash in Ashfield.
39:29That motherfu...
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39:44That motherfu...
39:48That motherfu...
39:49That motherfu...
39:50That motherfu...
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