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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:32That's it.
01:34He's not all done.
01:39Manit's stop.
01:42There you go.
01:44Don't leave.
01:44Don't leave.
01:44Don't leave.
01:46Don't leave.
01:46That's it.
01:47settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got you salivating for more
01:53here's Chad to sock it to you so sit back relax and watch with the same
02:01enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke T shower and with the same enjoyment
02:09with which Finn's mum watches our favorite show do you watch out the
02:13unseen bits as well yeah they're brilliant because all week you're
02:18quite tense thinking I hope tonight goes well but you know Saturday night is
02:21going to be fun yeah thanks Nikki I'll give it my best this week with the final
02:33fast approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the
02:38boys well they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty
02:43shootout boys those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved so it's gonna break
02:48I get no doubt
02:51oh
02:53oh
02:54oh
02:54oh
02:55Oh!
02:57Oh, you missed it!
02:58I get no doubt
03:00Oh!
03:04Come on, Neil!
03:07I used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, used to play for City?
03:12Yeah, used to when I was about eight.
03:14Then I stopped when I was nine.
03:16Oh!
03:18What a save!
03:21Oh!
03:22Oh!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27Alright lads, name, position, club. Take it away.
03:31Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:37Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:42What team? What team?
03:44Love Island.
03:45Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:49Billy Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:06Billy Tap, tap, tap.
04:08Da-da-da-da!
04:08Finn Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:12Oh, no, wait.
04:14He is.
04:15Ooooooooh!
04:17Ooooooh!
04:18Ooooooh!
04:21Ooooooh!
04:22Ooooooh!
04:23Ooooooh!
04:24Ooooooh!
04:24Ooooooh!
04:25Ooooooh!
04:26Ooooooh!
04:28Ooooooh!
04:28I am The Fudge.
04:30I am Team Love Island.
04:31And I am...
04:32Centermid.
04:33Centermid.
04:34Ooooooh!
04:35Go on The Fudge.
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Ooooooh!
04:40Ooooooh!
04:41Ooooooh!
04:41Ooooooh!
04:43Introduce yourself.
04:44I am The Dem Dems.
04:45I am a striker.
04:46And I play for Pompey!
04:48Ooooooh!
04:49Ooooooh!
04:50Pompey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You're going to have a little run, aren't you?
04:53When you've got to go like...
04:54Ooooooh!
04:56Ooooooh!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape tees.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart.
05:09Ooooooh!
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You got lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:31Ooooooh!
05:38I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Wicked tackle, bro!
05:43Listen, bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed.
05:49I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge,
06:03She's a Pizza Me!
06:08Warning! If you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:11The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls who were
06:17the pizza bases,
06:18in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it?
06:20No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes!
06:24First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:55No!
06:55Just like...
06:56You know what I mean?
06:58Not...
06:58No!
06:59No, Ched!
07:00You'll actually piss me off!
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Ched, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, friend!
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one!
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:19Yeah, Ched, I said the same one!
07:20Yeah!
07:21No!
07:25Oh, Cullen!
07:27Cullen, move on!
07:28With the tomato base perfectly tossed, next, it was on to the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, Jesus!
07:38That's right Jess, Cheez-Its!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:47Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Helen, that's good!
07:58See, I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know. I've got everything in.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a meal.
08:10Tell her!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:20Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha.
08:33The next stage was to a chakada everything.
08:37What about the olives? Give me olives, they're going like tomatoes.
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is almost disgusting.
08:47Oh my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick, I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck! That was a head shot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:08Oh my God!
09:10Oh my God!
09:10Oh my God!
09:15Oh my God!
09:19Oh, my God!
09:23Oh my God!
09:24Oh my God!
09:27Oh my God!
09:30You know what, the challenge just made me hungry, not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers!
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:56Boys will be boys again.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that, shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, come on.
10:44You have to lick it all in front of you, Luke.
10:46I think he licks it.
10:48Okay, let's go, because then it will pick a stone.
10:50Okay.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53You've got to lick it all in front of you.
10:54Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:57It's like you looking at this bit or turn licking Luke!
11:01Come on, Jay, you don't want to lick it all in front of me!
11:04Wait, no, that's me, you both!
11:06No, we've got...
11:07Oh, wait, wait.
11:08Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors, ah!
11:17You've got to lick the tongue.
11:19No, it's going to be yours.
11:21Or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:24It's yours.
11:25It's big.
11:30Come on, lick the tongue.
11:39Don't lick the tongue.
11:45And that's right.
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Oh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason?
12:06Because it's sexy.
12:08Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have.
12:13Because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:33Savoir.
12:36Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais.
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Ou.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:56Aladdin.
12:57Aladdin.
12:58Aladdin.
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so.
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so s'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:17S'il vous plaît.
13:18S'il vous plaît.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like.
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais.
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh yeah.
13:30Je voudrais.
13:31Je voudrais.
13:32Je voudrais.
13:33Savoir.
13:33Je voudrais.
13:34Savoir.
13:35Ou.
13:37Aladdin.
13:38Ha ha ha.
13:40Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais.
13:57There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59Savoir.
14:00There we go.
14:01Ou.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:10Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a oui-oui and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back.
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:35Il est d'amoir invisible le morceau.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish right?
14:49I'm Scottish mate.
14:52OK.
14:52No.
14:52Oh.
14:53Well they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right.
15:01Well I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know guys and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog to be honest.
15:09You can barely see that.
15:10Oh my god it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh now it looks like a...
15:14Whale.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Seahorse.
15:16Seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:19Like a willie.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willie.
15:23A fucking willie with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report.
15:27Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although technically that would be toast wouldn't it?
15:41Oh there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:48I might put in two pieces.
15:49If you want.
15:50Do you want the M piece do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53I need to melt that a bit because it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59I'll just call it an M piece but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No.
16:09I have never heard that before in my life.
16:10You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh my god.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:16Oh my god.
16:19Oh awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22No.
16:23What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh shut up man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:33Way too long now.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:58What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:00Mine of course.
17:03You're putting it on the back.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06What's the bandone?
17:08Your time, James.
17:09Oh my god.
17:11Oh my god.
17:12Oh my god.
17:13Rick James.
17:15Rick James!
17:17Oh my god.
17:20Oh my god.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster.
17:24Oh my god.
17:25That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:43Oh my god.
17:44Oh my god.
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:51You look like Ozzy.
17:55Oh my god.
17:56Oh my god.
17:57Let me hit it in space.
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:06Oh, you look like Ollie.
18:08Oh my god.
18:09Ollie's back.
18:11Let me hit it in space.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Wait, are you hitting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh my god.
18:21One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me hit it in space.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundation.
18:49Applying the foundation.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56Yeah, I was getting my cake and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06What's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, Finn.
19:15There's that.
19:16I don't really.
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look.
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:25Erm.
19:28What are you up to, Finnley?
19:30I did.
19:30I did.
19:31I did.
19:31I did.
19:32I did.
19:32I did.
19:32I did.
19:33I did.
19:33I did.
19:34I did.
19:36I did.
19:37I did.
19:42I did.
19:47I did.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm.
19:58So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:00Erm.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else? On air or not?
20:18Early in the week, the islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could hack it as
20:23mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling good.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci by now. He's a Gucci baby.
20:37It went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't. It went all over his face.
20:45Spray it in a baby's face. It went all in his eye.
20:49I'm trying.
20:53I'm trying.
20:58I'm trying.
21:13My baby's going to suck you up, baby.
21:22It wasn't long before the islanders got the hang of it though, and they were keen to regale the kids
21:27with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits? I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfies? Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:12That's a good one. I'm going to favourite that one, just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of story time.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my dad, your gramp,
22:30and I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, mum come home, she was out getting the Chinese.
22:36That's your nan, that is.
22:38So she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy, it was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese, and then we'll go.
22:55So I was laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it,
23:00whilst my mum and dad, your nan and gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:06I wouldn't.
23:06I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:11How old are you, by the way?
23:13Like, two?
23:16Be fair, Finn, Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:20No.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30OK, I'll do what I can do.
23:32Go.
23:32Go, go, go.
23:33You got this shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being attacked by his daddy.
23:44I'm absolutely loving this mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49Oh!
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You all right?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream.
23:57You got...
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00I'm not putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, Ollie, you guys did it.
24:12Yeah.
24:14Enjoy.
24:15Thank you, babe.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like crabs at them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see your turkey.
24:25I know.
24:26That's how sly I am.
24:30You look sick.
24:32You look sick.
24:33You look sick.
24:33You look sick.
24:35Our baby is unreal.
24:36You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:46Everyone has their own style of parenting.
24:48And looks squared were no exception.
24:51Come here.
24:52Come here.
24:52Come here.
24:55It's all right.
25:03Do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal.
25:17Yeah?
25:18You want to be his godparent.
25:19Oh, man.
25:21No.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:25Oh, sick.
25:27You fucker.
25:29Oh, you fucker.
25:32Oh.
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37See ya in a mo.
25:48You make me so happy
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits
25:54You decided against string quartets and going on safari
25:58And chose to watch us instead
26:00I know it's only been six weeks
26:03But we love you too
26:04Yeah
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry
26:09There's still loads of Unseen stuff you never knew you needed
26:12Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro
26:16I always sit down for a wee
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now
26:22There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show
26:25It's about time we sent some home
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple
26:33It left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the Island
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched
26:44Leaving three couples at risk
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51And everyone was so stunned
26:53They forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next
27:05As they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla
27:08Or Callum and Molly
27:12Mike and Priscilla
27:14Callum and Molly
27:15Mike and Priscilla
27:17Mike and Priscilla
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved
27:20And the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa
27:25I don't want that
27:30Callum was never very good with his words
27:32But he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:36It's been the best five weeks
27:39I don't know what else to say
27:41I'm not a good one
27:43I'm not a good one
27:44I'm not a good one
27:44I'm not a good one
27:45I'm not a good one
27:46Top speech yeah kid
27:48See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine
27:52Don't look back in anger
27:55Don't look back in anger
27:57Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like,
28:13then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16All right, Geese.
28:17All right, Geese.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19All right, Geese, let me get San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24Geese.
28:25Pease.
28:27A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:29A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:30I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore bum.
28:45Says, yeah.
28:46A pint of San Miguel, a bag of salted peanuts.
28:49That's my order.
28:50Oh, you weird dog.
28:52A pint of San Miguel, a bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Geese.
29:01You're funny
29:01You're funny
29:03Alright Finn
29:04I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06And order a bottle of Bucky and a Pizza Crunch
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19For being cringy or vain
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:33You can face me now
29:40Next position
29:43Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah
29:47She got me
29:49She got me
29:50Alright cool
29:53Bye boys
29:55I love you
29:57He's so silly
29:58Take a picture of me now
30:01Okay mommy
30:02I have to put my glasses on
30:03Oh my glasses are too big though for the picture
30:05You ready?
30:06You ready?
30:11Three
30:12Hold that
30:13Hold it
30:17One more
30:18Oh yes
30:20Welcome to MB Studios
30:24Mikey B Studios
30:27Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back
30:36Oh my word it's nearly part four
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people
30:46It must be time for
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on
30:55You should have preheated the oven
30:57But the oven's not hot now
31:00So
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting
31:03It could do
31:09It's gotta be
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah
31:14Fan assisted
31:15I did turn down the volume
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus
31:29Well one thing's for sure
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys
31:33Guys have you learnt anything new about women
31:36After living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah don't get a pull
31:39Because they won't never go in it
31:43That's very true
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers
31:49Yeah
31:50That's a new one
31:51I learnt that as well
31:52They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah because it stops their hair going different colours
31:56Shut up
31:58Yeah
31:58That's not true
31:59No it is
32:00Yeah that's true
32:00I've learnt that
32:03Women take ages to get ready
32:06Literally ages
32:07Four hours
32:09I've learnt that some women
32:11Do their make up
32:12To come and sit by the pool
32:14I don't get that
32:16To sweat it all off
32:17To sweat it all off
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool
32:20So it won't get ruined
32:21But
32:21I've learnt it's easier
32:23Just to nod and say yes
32:25Yes
32:27Absolutely
32:28I agree with that
32:28Just agree with everything
32:30Agree with everything
32:32Even when they're wrong
32:33Even when they're wrong
32:35Even when they're wrong
32:35They're right
32:36Especially when they're wrong
32:37Happy wife
32:38Happy life
32:39So it is
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn Finn
32:43That at some point Paige will see this
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa
32:56Oh my days
32:59We're not sitting here
32:59We're not sitting here
33:01Love is in the air
33:02Yeah and it still looks
33:03Ah
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god has it gone?
33:07Jesus
33:08That was big that
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me
33:16And this week's
33:18Islanders get scared by something
33:29It's following you
33:30Oh it's close to me now
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you
33:35It's following you
33:39More exclusive bits
33:41After the break
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home
33:44To win a smashing £30,000
33:46And a seven night holiday
33:48To the fabulous South Africa
33:49Don't say we don't spoil you
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat
33:52We're flying you and four mates
33:54Out to Cape Town
33:55For a taste of the
33:56Five star Love Island lifestyle
33:58Loaded with £30,000
34:00Tax free cash
34:01Care check
34:02For a chance to win all of this
34:05Just text LOVE
34:06To 6554
34:07Text costs £2
34:09Plus one standard network rate message
34:11Go to the website
34:12Entries cost £2
34:13Or post your name in number 2
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34:21Entrance must be 18 or over
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm
34:24On Monday the 24th of February
34:25Good luck
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
34:45And the final Unseen Bits of the series
34:48And I want to make it a good'un
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57To really get me in the mood for the voiceover
35:01Ian, you are amazing
35:03I am amazing
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land
35:14You are big
35:15Strong
35:15And confident
35:18I am big
35:19Strong
35:19And confident
35:20Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat
35:36No, seriously
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be
35:45It's got to be the egg
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry
35:47Surely God would make an egg first
35:50Why would he make an egg first
35:51When he could just touch straight to the point
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out
35:54Yeah, he would
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish
36:02Fucking fish
36:03We came from
36:06Sea animals
36:06Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Monkeys
36:09Fossils
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from
36:14It was evolution
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God
36:19No
36:20They come from somewhere
36:21Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise
36:28He's on about apples and gravity, him
36:31You don't have a scooby about animals
36:35Who's Charles?
36:36Charles Dickens
36:37Darwin
36:37Darwin
36:38Darwin
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken
36:51Earlier in the week you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition
37:00Where we saw all of this
37:04This
37:06And a little bit of this
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do like, just basic exercise
37:22But a couple
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah
37:30Oh no
37:30Your voice is atrocious
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad
37:34We've got to dance
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together
37:40Yeah
37:40Come up with a few moves
37:41Yeah
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't getting out there half-hearted
37:44Oh no
37:44I mean, it's got to be on point
37:46I ain't doing it
37:46Exactly
37:47What's your, what's your, like, your talents are
37:49Metallics
37:51Uh, well, I don't really have many, actually
37:54Oh, fuck off
37:54I'm nervous, mate
37:57Okay
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud
38:14Thank you
38:19Oh, okay
38:19Ah
38:20Yeah
38:22We're not doing it
38:23We're not doing it
38:26We're not doing it
38:27Oh, that's so much
38:28That's the technique
38:29There we go
38:31Ah
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on doggers
38:36That means I'm the O-verse
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Yeah.
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow.
39:00Yeah.
39:01OK.
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:07Ooh.
39:08Ooh.
39:09Oh, Paige.
39:11Ooh.
39:12Ooh.
39:13Ooh.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26OK.
39:27Don't call us.
39:28We'll call you.
39:37We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:52And this week's...
39:53Bitch are bonanza!
39:57Best moment.
39:59OK.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So, I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:24Get out of there.
40:26The funniest moment...
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32My house!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalia's pram falling in the pool.
40:55Surprise!
40:56Oh, my God!
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, John!
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:33Say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:38Cause we are stars, we are lives.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casper and Moore and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50Oh, fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:12It was magical.
42:14It was...
42:15I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just...
42:33It's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:16We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:19I think actually in terms of, like, sweetest moment
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled
44:12on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23I'm doing so fun.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:15Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:16Though we'll talk about the game.
45:29You can all go through, such as thebru denominator,
45:30We hope you stay besides getting it all.
45:30Because it's time for decades.
45:30Here at home them were great to have a heart and feel,
45:30by the way!
45:31What was it in aER care?
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