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مسلسل Hullraisers مترجم - Episode 2
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00:07I've got Craig, just rip it off!
00:09Never mind her body, it's Blue Harbour.
00:10Craig, please just rip it off.
00:19Mom!
00:23Do you see what happens over the worst time?
00:25Okay, come on, sausage.
00:31Give me strength, give me love.
00:33Give me good time, baby.
00:38Fuck! Fuck!
00:42Stop it!
00:43Shit!
00:44Fuck!
00:45What's going on?
00:51I needed a wash, Craig.
00:53I needed a really good wash.
00:56Give me strength, give me love.
01:05Tar?
01:08Are they from Adele?
01:09Yeah.
01:12He just texted about tonight.
01:13It's going to be like Old Town, so he's back.
01:16It's been five years, I wonder what these are about.
01:18Why, what's it say?
01:18Looking forward to dinner tonight.
01:20P.S.
01:22You should see what I'm driving these days.
01:24Oh, God, forget about the car.
01:25Dinner!
01:27Our nights out with you two were epic.
01:29No one, no one orders for the table like a deal.
01:34Do you think he wants to rekindle things?
01:36Exhibit A supports that assertion.
01:38Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
01:38And can you, uh, confirm or deny an interest in your reunion?
01:42Out of my friends with benefits, he was in the top five.
01:44Top five?
01:45Anyway, what are you up to?
01:47Oh, just chucking out my knickers with cartoon characters on.
01:49Oh.
01:50Morning.
01:55Hey, hi, Amy.
01:57I'm Tony, nice to meet you.
01:59Solid arms.
02:01Mm.
02:02He's currently number one.
02:04I can see why.
02:06Come on.
02:08You and I lead very different lives around here.
02:14Right.
02:15Are we on for town later?
02:17Yeah, go on then.
02:19Tuesday.
02:21Parents' evening.
02:21Craig, you're a teaching assistant.
02:23Do they really care what you think?
02:26Nah.
02:27I'm just there as muscle in case the parents kick off.
02:29Right, when's it then?
02:31Band meeting.
02:32I've got to confront Graham about his indulgent solos.
02:34He's doing my head in.
02:36Tonight's free.
02:37No, we're up with a deal tonight.
02:38Afterwards.
02:39We're only five minutes.
02:40Oh, five minutes.
02:41Craig, you do know how to turn me on.
02:45Okay.
02:45Right.
02:49It's not sexy though, is it?
02:52Scheduling it like this.
02:53We're taking charge of the situation, which is sexy.
02:57Which is why I'm going to ring a plumber about the shower.
02:59No, no, no.
02:59Don't do that.
03:00That'll cost loads.
03:01I'll fix it.
03:01How hard can it be?
03:02Oh, why, Tony?
03:03Yeah, just strap another sponge to it.
03:06Job done.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Sorted.
03:20I need something to get Craig going.
03:22To keep him awake.
03:23Oh.
03:24Nicely priced and flimsy.
03:26Good for ripping off.
03:28Yeah, these are what you want.
03:31You've got to reinvent yourself when you've had a kid.
03:34Me and Dane didn't have any for 15 and a half days when Jake was born.
03:38Wait, sorry.
03:38You had sex 15 days after you gave birth?
03:41Yeah.
03:41Christ alive.
03:42I'd be humping furniture after two weeks without.
03:44Yeah.
03:44I'll tell you what your brother likes.
03:46Don't tell us what Dane likes, Paula.
03:48I bought a pink wig from the Essel Road.
03:50I make out I'm a stripper from Purple Door.
03:52She's called Marcella.
03:54Just getting that wig out the bin bag, it drives him wild.
03:57Oh, oh.
03:57Actually, no.
03:58Rustling any bin bag does it to him now.
04:00He's like one of those dogs with a bell.
04:03Role play, Tony.
04:04You've got to keep things spicy.
04:06Ooh, role play there.
04:08I could use my acting skills.
04:10Sure, yeah.
04:11Could use those skills.
04:13Yeah.
04:14No return on this.
04:16You and I both know where that gossip's going.
04:19Ma'am, can I buy this?
04:21No.
04:22If a slags with no self-respect.
04:24I hate you.
04:25Oh, good.
04:26I thrive off your hate.
04:28Auntie Tony's buying one.
04:29Why can't I?
04:30Because she told you so.
04:34I'll pull it back.
04:41Bloody hell.
04:43That was magic.
04:44The kindest hand is a firm hand petal.
04:48Remember, you're the boss.
04:52Yeah.
04:53I'm the boss.
04:55What was that again?
04:57Because I told you so.
05:00Because I told you so.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Yeah.
05:04Because I told you so.
05:06Won't be much longer, Nan.
05:12Did Ryan tell you that a deal's back?
05:15Oh, I'm across that, love.
05:16If you sent me a very courteous WhatsApp this very morning, inviting me to the get-together tonight.
05:21Can I come too?
05:23No, you're babysitting Grace and Jake.
05:25Ads has been viewing houses.
05:27Very large houses with working closets.
05:29How do you know that?
05:31Oh, contacts, love.
05:34You're in Leeds on Wednesday.
05:36Ain't there jewellers?
05:39You've got contacts in Leeds?
05:40Oh, I'm global, Paula.
05:42I think he's going to pop the questioning tip.
05:45No, Ryan is not the marrying type.
05:48She might be the marrying a millionaire type, though.
05:51Guess we'll find out at the meal.
05:54If Ryan marries ads, can I get a Rihanna bra and knickers?
05:57No, you bloody can't.
05:59Why not?
06:00Because I said so.
06:03Okay, ma'am.
06:04Seeing as you said so.
06:07No, I'm gonna get that.
06:08I'm sostened.
06:09I'm already tied.
06:10I'm gonna get that.
06:11I'm telling you, I'm feeling no longer.
06:13I'm feeling that.
06:15I'm feeling that.
06:15Rushing my veins.
06:16I'm gonna have a mind.
06:17Klocken is spudder, vibe it all in.
06:19Who out and this?
06:20You're in no more of it.
06:22I, I, I, I'm feeling that.
06:24Rum diga dum, the dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.
06:26Love how your vibe.
06:28It's like a song I repeat.
06:39He looks sensational.
06:40You look lauded.
06:44Come here.
06:46Ads! Oi, oi!
06:48This is in the building!
06:50Woo! Hi!
06:52Really suits you, mate.
06:54You're right, you're right.
06:56Dubai's got nothing on hold.
06:58Lovely to see you.
07:00Come on.
07:01We're going to be noisy and messy, I'm afraid,
07:04but we'll tip accordingly.
07:05Yay!
07:07Right, I'm taking my bra off.
07:10Make some room.
07:11It's going to be a big night.
07:13You beauty.
07:14Woo-hoo!
07:15Let it off!
07:19I'm going to go get some champagne.
07:23Oh, yeah, champagne.
07:25I'm telling you, proposal incoming.
07:27Don't be tough, ma'am.
07:28If he was going to ask me, I would have known by now.
07:30Doesn't hurt to have the answer ready, though.
07:33Just in case he pops the question.
07:35Hey, it's not for you to know, lad.
07:36Keep stumped.
07:37Yeah, Dane. I mean it.
07:38Zip it.
07:39Well, if you don't want him, I do.
07:42Hey!
07:44Hey!
07:45Dane.
07:48Ads.
07:49Welcome back, brother.
07:51Cheers, man.
07:51Craig's five-a-side's a man down, and Ads has stepped in for tomorrow's game.
07:56So we're all going to go support because we're family.
08:02I've been on that team for five years.
08:04Not once have you lot come to watch me.
08:06Oh, boo-hoo, Craig.
08:08Any sensitive, are Craig?
08:10Thanks, gaffer.
08:11Give it here.
08:21I've got something I want to ask you.
08:26Can we talk tomorrow after the game?
08:31Yes.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Yeah.
08:33Yeah.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Absolutely.
08:34She'll be there.
08:36100%.
08:37Absolutely.
08:39I think that's a yes.
08:46Ash, we're back.
08:47Oh, God.
08:49Did you bring me your doggy back?
08:51Yeah.
08:52Put it in the car.
08:54Big mistake.
08:57Your shower's broke, ain't it, Tony?
08:58Yeah, I'm aware of that, Ashley.
09:01You've had a shower.
09:09Did he just fucking wink at me?
09:16Well, has he taken a bow of silence, or what?
09:24Remember when we used to have sex in the shower?
09:26Mm-hmm.
09:26Mm-hmm.
09:27Oh, God.
09:28Just give it five minutes.
09:29I just need to let these dirt balls move through.
09:33I did warn you about those bloody dirt balls.
09:38Adds!
09:38Adds!
09:39Yes, Adds!
09:39Come on!
09:40Go on, Adds!
09:43Adds!
09:44Adds!
09:44Adds!
09:45Adds!
09:45Adds!
09:45Adds!
09:45Adds!
09:45Go on, lad!
09:48Shoot!
09:48Shoot!
09:49Oh!
09:53You know, I'm seeing a deal in a whole new light.
09:57Specifically the light reflected off that Lambo.
09:59Adds!
10:00I've known Adds since you were little.
10:01And you know, he's just good enough for you if you want him.
10:05Aw, you're magic you, ma'am.
10:07Give it touch.
10:08Hey!
10:09Mad love for my princess.
10:12There you go, lad.
10:13Go on!
10:13Get him!
10:15You'd suit a super chiseled piece of man candy.
10:18The ultimate accessory.
10:20There is one important unanswered question, though.
10:23What's that, ma'am?
10:24What's it like under that shirt?
10:27Well, it's cobbled straight.
10:28I bet you could shred a red Lester on a minute.
10:31Maybe I do feel a spark.
10:33Why don't you just look at the tech specs on that Lambo?
10:38Come on!
10:39Go on!
10:39Go on!
10:40Go on!
10:43Yeah!
10:44Yeah!
10:51Yeah!
11:08Look at J circulms' hair.
11:10Don't those booms get you excited?
11:19God, I hope you don't get groin strain.
11:21I have got to get my end away.
11:23You've still not done it.
11:25It's become like a thing now.
11:26I need to get the curse off.
11:28Curse? Christ.
11:29Yeah, can you help me, Rana?
11:31Help me. Help me, Rana.
11:32All right, all right, I'll help.
11:35Here's a foolproof method that I never share with anyone.
11:38Put on a crisp white shirt.
11:41Oh, God, I've got to get the iron out.
11:42Gonna leave you and your jinx vagina to it.
11:47Craig, do not get a strain.
11:49Hiya, boys.
11:51That's my chair. I'm bags in it.
11:56Move away.
11:57He's got nice eyes, that one in the green shorts.
11:59Yeah, he's my favourite.
12:00Yeah, me too.
12:02Apart from Craig, obviously.
12:04Obviously.
12:05But if I had to take one home, I'd take green shorts.
12:07He's being creepy, ma'am.
12:08Don't call him creepy.
12:09Don't call me creepy.
12:11Ma'am, he's annoying me.
12:12Oh, you're 17, he's seven.
12:15Deal with it.
12:16Deal with me, baby.
12:17Mum, she's hurting me!
12:19Right, you've buggered it in the car.
12:21Mum, why?
12:22Because I said so.
12:23Because you said so.
12:25Yeah, yeah.
12:25Mum, it hurts.
12:27And you and all, go.
12:29Quick.
12:30I know a song that will get on, you know.
12:31Bloody hell, babe.
12:33That one masterful.
12:34Did you like that, yeah?
12:37Yeah.
12:39Maybe we could get the bin bag out when we get home.
12:43Can I have a lift home?
12:44I've got some ironing to do before Craig gets home.
12:46Yeah.
12:50I'll see you at home.
12:55Oh, you always take inside.
12:58Yay!
12:58Did you don't get me a hole?
12:59You two, what are you two?
13:01Pack it in now.
13:02I didn't believe it meant me.
13:04Because I said so.
13:05Because I said so.
13:06Final warning, I'll throw you out of this car.
13:08Stop it!
13:09I am the law!
13:11I am the law!
13:14Right, you ask for it.
13:16Out.
13:17Come on.
13:18Right.
13:19This is child abuse!
13:26That felt good.
13:27Yes.
13:29They're not going to be acting up again in a hurry.
13:33Okay.
13:39Is that a bit much?
13:40Maybe a little bit.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:43Turn the car around.
13:44What have I done?
13:45Turn the car around.
13:46I can't turn the car around.
13:47The exit's up for three miles.
13:48Oh, please don't dump me out the car too, Paula.
13:50Oh, God, call her.
13:51Call her.
13:52Call her quickly.
13:53Call her.
13:53Tell her to go up the embankment and stay put.
13:56I can't believe I've just abandoned my baby.
13:59It's what kind of mother, am I?
14:00I'm going to end up on the cover and take a break.
14:04Mmm.
14:050 to 62 and 3.6.
14:08Incredible.
14:10Rhana, I've got a proposal for you.
14:12I'm so sorry.
14:12I'm not going to marry you.
14:13What?
14:14I'm not proposing.
14:17Why not?
14:17I got engaged a month ago.
14:19To whom?
14:20My name's Sedia.
14:22We met in Dubai.
14:23And you didn't think to ask me?
14:25Well, I knew you'd say no like you just did,
14:26and I hadn't even proposed.
14:28Well, yeah, fair play to you.
14:33End it, dear.
14:34Marriage just in for me.
14:36Kills the sex life.
14:37On goes the ring, and before you know it,
14:39you're teasing out a hard-on with the bin bag.
14:41I sure know what happened to you.
14:44So what did you want to ask me?
14:45If you'd hook up with me and Sedia in a threesome.
14:49You cheeky shit.
14:50She really fancies you.
14:51Well, yeah, of course she does.
14:55Well, let's see her then.
15:02Look, can we take you out?
15:05Treat you like a queen?
15:08And see what happens from there?
15:10In one condition.
15:12What's that?
15:13You let them down gently.
15:21It's coming, Mum, it's coming.
15:22Mum, it's coming.
15:23Mum, it's coming.
15:24Oh, bloody hell.
15:26Oh, Jesus.
15:28The police.
15:29Shit.
15:30We could just leave them to here.
15:32No.
15:37My babies.
15:37My babies.
15:38My babies.
15:39Oh, my babies.
15:41Yeah, this is her, Mum.
15:42Give me up.
15:43Oh, God.
15:44Oh, let me sniff you.
15:46Oh.
15:47Oh, hands up, Officer.
15:48It's OK, Mum.
15:49I already told Officer Rachel that we were coming home from visiting Mum and we got lost.
15:56Yeah.
15:57So sweet.
15:58They're such sweet hearts.
15:59Taking pity on an old woman like that.
16:00She's not a wild woman at all.
16:02Stay on your way.
16:04Thanks, Officer Rachel.
16:05Won't get lost again.
16:06Will we do it?
16:07Will you promise?
16:08The way I did now, then?
16:09Shopping.
16:10Mum wants to buy me something.
16:12That's nice.
16:13What's that then?
16:14A polka dot thong.
16:15Oh.
16:18Right.
16:19Yeah.
16:19Give me shit!
16:26Oh, balls for this, Craig.
16:28I'm up there, ironing a white shirt like Rana said.
16:31Nothing.
16:31What the fuck am I doing?
16:34You're ironing.
16:35Oh, yeah.
16:35Never again.
16:36I mean, fuck.
16:37Shirts.
16:38Wigs.
16:39Thongs.
16:40Like, sort of corporate bullshit.
16:42Like, big sex in my head.
16:43I know how to do it.
16:44I've been doing it my whole adult life.
16:46I've got moves of my own.
16:47Okay.
16:51Oh, I always love it when you do that.
16:54I love you.
16:55I fancy you.
16:56And I want to have sex with you.
16:58Fuck yes.
16:59So we're gonna take it back to pair six.
17:01We're gonna do it like we did when we were 24.
17:04Slightly pissed.
17:07Not looking at each other's bits.
17:09And with my music turned up, so my flatmate's got here.
17:14Yeah.
17:23Fuck you.
17:25Marrying.
17:29Now then.
17:35Oh, my God.
17:37God, I make this car look good.
17:40Aren't you supposed to be ill to be in a unicorn?
17:42No.
17:42I told Ads I'd think it over and Linda and me the Lambo would help but grease the wheel,
17:46so to speak.
17:47What, is he gonna do it then?
17:48Nah.
17:49Shagging Ads again.
17:50He'd be like putting on yesterday's knickers.
17:53But he don't need to know that.
17:56Hey.
17:57Fancy a trip to Costa with me and me man?
18:00Hiya, love.
18:04Yes.
18:05Yes, I do.
18:06Oh, my God.
18:07I'm so excited.
18:09Woo-hoo.
18:21Honey, I'm home.
18:23Grace is at school.
18:25Just you and me here.
18:29Mmm.
18:30You're all reversal.
18:31I like it.
18:35You meant in the shower, Craig?
18:39Need a hand with your pipe?
18:41Oh, shit.
18:43Oh, God.
18:48Alright?
18:49Well, Craig gave me a ring.
18:51Can I just show you some of it a minute?
18:54Yep.
18:55I fit in yours, but it's a slightly different colour from the fitting.
18:58Do you see?
19:00Yeah, it looks...
19:01Yeah, it looks really good though.
19:02Thanks, mate.
19:04Sorry I flashed you by the way.
19:06I thought you were...
19:07Yeah.
19:08It happens.
19:10You okay with the horse as is?
19:11Mm-hmm.
19:13Yes.
19:14Right.
19:15I'll be off then.
19:21Go on, mate.
19:21Jack.
19:30Shhh.
19:31Shhh.
19:31Did you just flash the warmer?
19:33Did he see everything?
19:37It was kinda hot.
19:40Maybe I'm into hot wifing.
19:43How's that for spice?
19:45Craig?
19:46Fancy a five-minute formal before work?
19:48Well, yeah, go on then.
19:49Hollywood.
20:08Yeah, no, no, no!
20:16Ciao, ciao!
20:16Up, you too.systems
20:19and the F์op Luper
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