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مسلسل Hullraisers مترجم - Episode 1
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00:23big night last night was it yeah are you hanging oh feel like you're staring into an abyss
00:30oh god hey it's good though innit it's so good best years of your life oh my bum's itchy
01:00hey sis does this look like a toast still no
01:05i thought you'd given that up stressed tony ashley's new boyfriend looks like a car thief
01:12what flavor is that meat pie the lads down vape culture do a tasty yorkshire range
01:16oh here she is look the sunnies are on it's a bad one rana was it a good night celebrated
01:23a
01:23drugs bust in the hilton rooftop bar with hall fc oh
01:28took one home god damn it's nice like that like when literally anything could happen
01:33copping off with some random bloke going home with him no one knowing where you are
01:37down another pair of handcuffs i want that thing is tony you're not match fit for a night out
01:42leave it to professionals i am bloody match fit you did a little clapping morrison scaffrey when
01:46your t-cake came out your days of ten blue wickets and dancing on sticky tables are over tony
01:51i told you not to reproduce let's go out then tonight no chance that football has invited me to
01:57his mansion hey up how's the toadstool app coming on you know you started it i finished it grace don't
02:05look mommy's gonna do much better than that oh my god no bloody work let's leave mommy to do some
02:09thinking on the naughty step you like it don't you grace yeah let's go mommy's making that face again
02:16dickhead it's becoming a dad does funny things to blokes it's the hormones you can have it back
02:21when you're 21 see how you eat you good put it back it's mine you're my daughter the car thief's
02:27up
02:28there he's been in this house for three hours and it's not said a word do not touch that door
02:33not into the lad then bro banna don't he's on the edge caught him this morning putting a bar of
02:39a dove in a sports sock put that door down now are you and silent romeo staying for tea yeah
02:46obviously we're starving right we'll go wash your eyebrows off then
02:54man my socks broke where you go
03:04god your hangover smells ace take me out rhina
03:09okay fine if he's boring i'll text you and you can come and save me
03:13yes ditty if i said if what shall i say when i get there what's the excuse i don't know
03:18sid someone died you're the professional actress aren't you a most recent gig with that advert
03:23for the garden center she was a slug sir kate winslet was ronald mcdonald
03:26she went 34 though was she oh god i'm so excited about tonight
03:30i'm even looking forward to feeling like shit tomorrow the good kind of illness
03:44okay now
03:46okay that's a startling effect
03:48it's contouring
03:49not like chiseled wood
03:51that could be like pinocchio
03:52that's what everyone does know craig
03:54and you put that much effort into your toad store that god i will do that tomorrow
03:59tomorrow you'll be puking your guts up and muttering about the abyss
04:03sod off two lucas aids i'll be right as rain
04:06i've had me
04:07don't forget you're taking grace to mini stars tomorrow i've got my first band rehearsal
04:10yeah yeah yeah i'm aware of your band rehearsal craig
04:13well i'm nervous aren't i'm not performing for anyone since grace was born
04:16yeah and i've not had a night out so get off my case
04:18okay just sometimes when you go out
04:21your alter ego appears and we get shit-faced susan
04:24oh yeah
04:25i like shit-faced susan
04:27she's ass
04:28she's a knobhead
04:46hi
04:47are those gnomes yours
04:49yeah
04:51do you live with your mom
04:52yeah
04:56oh
04:58you're not a whole city are you
05:00not i am
05:01i'm the mascot remember
05:02must be well pissed
05:04the aunt's girlfriend is here
05:06hey listen rhino
05:07oh oh
05:08we've just found out my grandad's passed away
05:10er
05:12oh
05:12didn't i say she were a disney princess mum
05:15they're looking forward to meeting you
05:17oh
05:18i uh
05:22hush little baby
05:24hush little baby
05:25don't say where
05:25the papa's gonna buy you
05:27the
05:27mocking
05:30her
05:30her
05:31word
05:34and if that mocking
05:36her don't say
05:55man i don't
05:59you're getting changed
06:02i've got no time
06:03anyway cool girls clubbing anything now don't they
06:05it's kooky
06:06okay i just worry about you going out alone looking like that
06:09er
06:09well i won't be alone
06:10i'll be with rana
06:11she's in her element that night
06:12like a werewolf
06:13ow
06:31you love the full english today
06:33i'll get it
06:35right i might um
06:37make a move
06:42oh my days
06:46connor
06:47auntie irene
06:54we'll get through this
06:56we'll get through this
06:57we will
07:01we will get through this
07:05sorry for your loss
07:07i'm connor
07:07i'm rana
07:08connor are you going to help with the buffet on sunday
07:11it's like i always say
07:13m&s for celebrations
07:15and homemade for deaths
07:17anything you want auntie irene
07:19oh
07:20rana are you leaving
07:24no
07:25no no no
07:27um
07:27leon
07:28leon needs me
07:30i'll get you
07:31shh
07:32oh
07:32okay
07:33rana
07:38uncle mary's dead
07:44right that's it come on
07:45what did i pitch it too emotional
07:47i thought it was good
07:48yeah
07:49but i'm so sorry to have got to get back inside
07:51catch you later
07:52it's okay
07:52how long are you going to be here
07:53can we're outside
07:54don't ever let me see you dress like that again
07:56rana
08:20take me out paula
08:23are you coming in
08:27i warn you
08:28it's gone east enders in here
08:30don't you dare
08:31he's absolutely gorgeous
08:32thank god i've got my little helper
08:34i'll tell social services
08:35wants to stay around that dipstick's house
08:38call them
08:39give them a laugh
08:40i know what young lads are like ash
08:42the passion i've felt for your mum was animal
08:44still is
08:45i mean you can't blame her for what a bit of excitement in her life
08:48see auntie tony agrees me
08:50thanks for sticking up for me
08:52right i've had enough of this
08:53dame
08:54you're not to lay a finger on him
08:55unless he puts her foot wrong and then you can batter him
08:58i'll get me sock
08:59and you
09:00can stay around his house until 9pm
09:02whoa hang on
09:03after
09:04she's had the safe sex talk
09:06we had that talk in school already
09:08yeah but that weren't by us though was it
09:11this is the talk
09:12that stops you wanting to have sex in the first place
09:15right tone
09:17ah yes
09:19that talk
09:20oh i see
09:21that talk
09:23ash love
09:25if you need to sit quietly when it's over
09:28come join us in the garden
09:30do you know
09:31what childbirth does to the human body ashley
09:34it wrecks it
09:36honestly
09:37ash
09:39it's like a round of applause when i get out of bed in the morning
09:42tell her about your ruined bum hole
09:44mum
09:45listen
09:46i got pals
09:47when i was pregnant
09:49and they never went away
09:50show her the photo
09:54show her the photo
09:55show her the photo
10:01my boys
10:04howard
10:06jason
10:09gary
10:12little mark is a bastard
10:14little mark
10:15do you want to see him ash
10:17fine
10:17i'll never have sex okay
10:22cheers tone
10:23right
10:24will you come out with me now
10:25will i fork
10:40you didn't use your bucket
10:41well done you
10:42night was a write-off
10:43ryan i copped off with a bereaved grandson
10:46morning gris
10:46oh many stars will cheer you up
10:48those mums are all right there
10:49oh yeah those mums are wild
10:51here i'd take care
10:52but smoke on the water won't cover itself
10:55that's all right you've got to have your fun
10:56love you both
10:57bye
11:01where's my fun grace
11:03where's it gone
11:09hey look grace it's your auntie rara
11:13fancy seeing you here
11:14i'm off for the wait tomorrow
11:18i'm gonna offer connor a shoulder to cry on
11:20and some other body parts
11:22if they're nowhere you can't pull
11:24the only way to go over the dead is to get under the living tony
11:27anyway what are you two doing
11:29well it's called drama
11:31drama
11:32nowhere's kenneth branna lying on the floor of a school hall
11:34pretending to be a mushroom on a weekend
11:36suck it off then
11:37oh i wish i could
11:38but i can't
11:40not even for family day at the silver card
11:43right mum
11:44but yeah
11:45wish me luck at the wake
11:46yep
11:47hey grace let's give minnestars a miss
11:53come on let's go the distance
11:58watch me go
12:02watch me go
12:03watch me go
12:04yeah watch me go
12:05watch me go
12:07watch me go
12:09once i start i never stop
12:12i always go the distance
12:14watch me go
12:16are you thirsty grace
12:20do you do cocktails
12:22lager shonder
12:24oh can i get an orange juice as well please
12:26we all that need scum
12:28we all that need scum
12:30we all that need scum
12:32dirty leads look
12:33we're city till we die
12:35are we kid
12:35we all that need scum
12:36with all that need scum
12:40with all that need scum
12:41with all that need scum
12:45which
12:48has gotten
12:57Hey, voila, turdstool.
13:00Nice. How's many stars?
13:03Yeah, yeah, really good. You know those mums, Craig.
13:07They're mental. Grace is a professional turdstool now.
13:11How was band practice?
13:13Oh, ah, yes, and put together a serviceable age of 17. Say, oh.
13:17Check us out. Taking care of business.
13:21Well, Mum's excited about tomorrow's performance.
13:22What? What do you mean? Gloria's coming?
13:24Of course she is. She won't miss it for the world.
13:29Gloria's coming.
13:38Paula?
13:39Does this turdstool act look like shit?
13:41Let it go, Tony. At the end of the day, it's a mushroom.
13:46Ashley!
13:47Cover that up. You'll trigger your dad.
13:50Yes, ma'am.
13:54Are you okay with that?
13:55Since we last spoke, important information has come to light.
13:59Why are you talking like you're in court?
14:02They're from Luke's dad.
14:04He part earns Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings.
14:07You son of a...
14:08Oh, no, wait, can't I have one?
14:09No. So we've given Ash a door back.
14:11Yeah.
14:12And we've let her stay the night.
14:13Obviously, I do want it kept quiet.
14:15You know, now that there's money in the family.
14:17What are you going to do with these, sir?
14:19Get off, you.
14:19These. I'm going to defrost.
14:21And then I'm going to put Greek yoghurt in.
14:23It's like yoghurt, but it's thicker.
14:25Why are you so impressed?
14:27They make Yorkshire puddings.
14:28Dane, they do sweet potato mash, too.
14:32Are you all right, Chuck?
14:34Come on, let's go.
14:36There we go.
14:41There's an idea of how I could cheer everyone up.
14:44Shall I do it?
14:45Yeah, great. Fill your boots.
14:49Jesus Christ, you people put it away.
15:00Can I just say, you are fine.
15:02It's an affliction.
15:06What does that mean?
15:06Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
15:09You don't need to know big words, sweetheart.
15:13Have you ever shot a man?
15:15It's frowned upon.
15:16But I've had to restrain a few.
15:18Basically.
15:24Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
15:27the performance of many stars is about to begin.
15:31So come in, enjoy the show.
15:33Hi, love.
15:34Thanks for all your help at rehearsal.
15:37Tony!
15:37I haven't seen you, sir.
15:39Yesterday, when I was here.
15:42The vet's found another lump on raffles,
15:44insists it's treatable, then courts me over a thousand.
15:47I said, I'm not leaving till that dog's in a body pack.
15:50I'm so sorry, Mum.
15:51You look amazing.
15:51Thanks for coming.
15:52Thank you, love.
15:52Oh, thank you.
15:53It's lovely to see you.
15:56I'm sorry, Gloria.
15:58That's really awful.
16:00A lot of money.
16:01I've been reading Google reviews of many stars on the way over.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Good.
16:06Good.
16:07Apparently, some of the children are quite feral.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Yeah.
16:11No, not our Grace.
16:12Not Grace.
16:16She does dehydrate it.
16:19Is she hungover?
16:29Today, I'll brew tomorrow, Vic.
16:37Rumpelstilken is my name.
16:47Oh, you shit bastard!
16:51Ah!
16:54Ah!
17:05Johnny, show me an apple.
17:11I'm going to pat you down.
17:15I know it's you haven't got any secret weapons.
17:18Rargh!
17:20What the?
17:25I'm going to puke.
17:27Sorry.
17:28Sorry.
17:38I'll bring a flan round in the week.
17:40Thanks, Mum.
17:48You really messed up this time, Tony.
17:52I can't show our faces at many stars again.
17:54That's no loss.
17:55The one who runs it is a searchier bathroom.
17:57Grace loved it there, Tony.
18:03Oh, she did, didn't she?
18:07Oh, God, I'm a monster.
18:09I shouldn't have taken her to the pub.
18:11Craig.
18:12This will never happen again.
18:14Honestly, I am killing that part of me.
18:18Shit face Susan must die.
18:29She's gone.
18:30No, she is gone now.
18:32I'm fun free.
18:33I'm fun free.
18:34I'm going to shop at Next and wear fairy slippers like Paula.
18:37I promise.
18:38Let's go home and do something mundane, but wholesome.
18:52Tony.
18:54Tony.
18:55You need to get me.
18:56Yeah, no, no, no.
18:57I'll be there.
18:58I'll be there.
18:58I'll be there.
19:00Craig.
19:01What now?
19:06Five minutes.
19:10Rhianna.
19:13Rhianna.
19:18God's punishing me for being sexy.
19:20Yeah, yeah, I'm on a tight deadline here.
19:21Can you sit your fingers down your throat?
19:22Three more heaves and then I'm done.
19:24What?
19:24Three.
19:25Three more heaves and then I'm done.
19:27Yeah, I'll wait outside.
19:29No.
19:51In my niece's school uniform.
19:57I've got a massive hangover.
20:01Oh, my goose.
20:03Under one arm.
20:04And a crowd of really confused mornings.
20:07I just, I just said,
20:08it's what Nana would have wanted.
20:12Greg.
20:13Hey.
20:13Hey.
20:18Shit.
20:19Shit.
20:19Craig.
20:20Craig.
20:21Craig.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:22I lost track of time.
20:23I'm so sorry.
20:24It's fine.
20:24We don't have to go, Nat.
20:26It's been ages since I've seen you look like her.
20:28Uh, what do you mean?
20:29Like what?
20:30Well, you know how fucking cool you are.
20:34You always used to look like that.
20:35What happened?
20:37I think we just got busy, didn't we, with that.
20:41Just make sure we go out more often, yeah?
20:44Okay.
20:47Daddy, where's my hat?
20:49It's happy.
20:53Now, then.
20:54Ugh.
20:55She's getting firm now.
20:57No chunks.
20:58Shall we bounce?
20:59I think we might stay for a bit, actually.
21:01What?
21:02Are we?
21:03Will someone get me a drink?
21:05Yeah.
21:10Bye-bye.
21:24We better have to come anymore.
21:28Bye-bye.
21:29Bye-bye.
21:31Bye.
21:32Bye-bye.
21:33Bye.
21:34Bye.
21:35Bye-bye.
21:45Oh, tell me again how great your night was
21:48so that I can feel how warm inside
21:50from having sat on me arse all night.
21:53Hey, is Dane all aboard the Luke train now?
21:56Oh, yeah, 100%.
21:58He just accepts that I know best.
22:01Piece of piss.
22:07Oh, hiya, love.
22:09Thanks for, you know, trying to get Mum to be chill about Luke.
22:12Oh, God, no worries. I know you're sensible.
22:14You've got all this to come with, Grace.
22:16Night.
22:18Oh, Ashley.
22:20You know, if you do need to, um...
22:24You know, I can sort of help.
22:27That's OK.
22:28Oh, God, good.
22:29That's what I was saying to your mum.
22:30She just needs to trust you more.
22:31He comes in his hand instead.
22:34Give me drink
22:38Give me love
22:42Give me drink
22:43Give me love
22:44Give me good times, baby
22:46Oh, yeah
22:47All right, all right, all right
22:50All right, all right, all right
22:50Give me drink
22:54Give me love
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