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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Latest Version]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:04Oh!
00:02:05Whoa!
00:02:08Whoa!
00:02:09Whoa!
00:02:10Whoa!
00:02:11Whoa!
00:02:12Whoa!
00:02:12Whoa!
00:02:12Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:02:15Please.
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:20We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:22If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:37Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:08And Butch is still on deployment.
00:03:09So, that's why I haven't been married yet?
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish?
00:03:43That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Jesus, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:01Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:06I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:28If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging.
00:05:51There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:57is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:02They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:11Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess you...
00:06:22That's correct.
00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:32We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:38No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:48James, come put out a bout to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've
00:07:56failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough
00:08:17cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no fail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:21No.
00:09:21Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv.
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endocryo...
00:11:13What?
00:11:14What?
00:11:14Hmm.
00:11:16This?
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:23It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endocryo-what-what!
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:12And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:39What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:38Left, leave the wrong breath.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:15:59but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:46She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:38You two are going to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo
00:17:57slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going
00:17:57to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:57naked, and you're going to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo
00:17:57slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going
00:17:57to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:57naked, and you're going to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo
00:17:57slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going
00:18:01to let this hobo slut touch your son naked, and you're going to let this hobo slut touch
00:18:34You really shouldn't have been
00:18:37Leave your precious son in there
00:18:38With that homeless conwoman
00:18:39General Armstrong
00:18:40Exactly
00:18:41What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:44She could blackmail you
00:18:45For millions
00:18:47That's what I would do
00:18:48If I was that poor
00:18:49And then the Armstrong family
00:18:51Will be the laughingstock
00:18:52Of the nation
00:18:53Held for ransom
00:18:54By a homeless woman
00:18:56Dad
00:18:56You can't seriously
00:18:58Be listening to that
00:18:59We have to have faith
00:19:00Where did you actually
00:19:02Find this little life?
00:19:04Duh
00:19:06On the street
00:19:08Are you shitting me?
00:19:10You found this bum
00:19:11On the streets
00:19:11Are you nuts?
00:19:13You don't know her
00:19:13You don't know her background
00:19:15She could be a psychotic murder
00:19:16That is it, General
00:19:18You have to go in
00:19:18And stop this now
00:19:19You're right
00:19:20That's it
00:19:21I'm shutting down
00:19:21This clown show
00:19:22Right now
00:19:23James, let's go
00:19:24Yes, sir
00:19:28Oh my God
00:19:35I told you all to stay out
00:19:42This is a critical moment for you
00:19:44We can't be interrupted
00:19:45Otherwise, we'd both die
00:19:51I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama
00:19:54Trap my son
00:19:57I'm gonna save him myself
00:19:59No
00:20:03You see that, General?
00:20:05This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:07This is a witchcraft
00:20:10I know what this is
00:20:12This is the dark witch
00:20:14I've heard of her
00:20:15She uses her dark magic
00:20:17To steal the hearts
00:20:18Of young, handsome men
00:20:20And then she eats them alive
00:20:21I'm gonna kill that bitch
00:20:23Before she takes my son
00:20:24James
00:20:25Get the SWAT team
00:20:26Yes, sir
00:20:31You regain consciousness
00:20:42Help me
00:20:43I just wanna
00:20:49Something's wrong
00:20:53You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56Lysander Armstrong
00:20:57And his fortune
00:20:58Will soon be mine
00:21:00That's one more thing
00:21:01I'm saving you from
00:21:10Sir
00:21:10The SWAT team is here
00:21:13Captain Morales
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there
00:21:17With a devious
00:21:19Man-eating witch
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:22To tear down that door
00:21:24Rest assured, General Armstrong
00:21:25We'll break down that door
00:21:27And bury that bitch alive
00:21:33Bright
00:21:34Rewrites the world
00:21:39Human
00:21:43Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we in it?
00:21:47Good
00:21:48You're awake
00:21:49I'm saving you
00:21:51Saving me?
00:21:52By bathing with me
00:21:54Who are you?
00:21:55You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk
00:21:57I swear to God
00:21:58I'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:03In your stripper
00:22:06I will never
00:22:07Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's guilty now
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:27Alright, but it is a biological fact
00:22:29A man is attracted
00:22:31A man is attracted to
00:22:33A naked woman
00:22:34And her breasts
00:22:35It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body
00:22:37Oh, shut up
00:22:38Is physically
00:22:41You distracted me with your friend
00:22:43And I'm a professional
00:22:45I hear Lysander's voice
00:22:47Captain, do something now
00:22:48Ready
00:22:55We're almost there
00:22:56Aim
00:22:59Get him, boys
00:23:00Get him
00:23:02Fire
00:23:06Fire
00:23:22Those damas smells
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic
00:23:29Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person
00:23:35She's not the dark witch
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong
00:23:39You are too easily fooled
00:23:40This homeless psycho
00:23:42Doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I
00:23:49Are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51If we can't save him
00:23:53No one can
00:23:54Except for the goddess healer
00:23:56Think about it
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years
00:24:00Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01You're right
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe
00:24:05The goddess
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:11No, no
00:24:12Absolutely not
00:24:14There is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:17How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now
00:24:19What we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:24:22You're wrong, sir
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:24:28It's called borderline revival
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:33But only temporarily
00:24:35It's a trick
00:24:36To pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:45To kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this
00:24:50He is dying right now
00:24:52Naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:53With a smelly vagrant
00:24:55Then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:56The witch doctor
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands
00:25:05You heal him
00:25:06I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09I don't know who you are
00:25:11But there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:17This is it
00:25:18The finishing touch
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:23So we can both survive
00:25:43It's poison gas
00:25:46The poison gas will smoke them out
00:25:48And end her torture over Master Lysander
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:52My son is in there
00:25:54You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:56No, don't worry, General
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:06And then he can marry one of us
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you
00:26:17It's now or never
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:33It's been over ten minutes
00:26:34Wait a second
00:26:36You don't think that they're...
00:26:38You!
00:26:39You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me
00:26:43If your brother's dead
00:26:44It's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:46Oh my god
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:48She's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:50I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:55If you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:58This is taking way too long
00:27:01Captain Morales
00:27:02It's time to get out
00:27:03The big guns
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:08Bazooka?
00:27:09She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:12Crap, oh my god
00:27:13Get back, suck
00:27:15Ready
00:27:17Aim!
00:27:18Oh shit
00:27:23Quit your lining and stand down
00:27:37The parasite's been extracted
00:27:39Shoot her dead now
00:27:40Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down
00:27:45Don't listen to her
00:27:46She's a fraud
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine
00:27:50I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:53If I'm a termite then
00:27:56You're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:58Wait a second
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:02He'll wake in just a moment
00:28:03You can see for yourself
00:28:05Well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:07That is it
00:28:08No more stalling, General
00:28:10If you won't punish her
00:28:12I will
00:28:16Don't hurt her
00:28:22He's a cure
00:28:29His pulse is regular
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:28:46Miss Trixie did it, Dad
00:28:48Lysander's warm again
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51And his heart is strong
00:28:53Come, feel it
00:28:56I saved my son
00:28:57Thank you
00:28:59Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:04By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06I've learned my lesson
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:13Wait, wait, no, no
00:29:14There is only one person in the world
00:29:17Who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen, angel, and I
00:29:23The goddess healer
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:31But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:35And you don't look a day after 20
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am
00:29:40What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:43Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:47Take care
00:29:48No, wait
00:29:50Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:52He's right
00:29:54We are men of our words
00:29:55And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:59And you did just that
00:30:01Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:04Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry
00:30:08I
00:30:10I'm already engaged
00:30:14Already engaged?
00:30:15I am
00:30:16I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20And he's coming back today
00:30:22But don't be disappointed
00:30:24Really, I'm no one special
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised
00:30:36Take the gold
00:30:37No, really
00:30:39I don't need anything
00:30:41I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:47Trixie, it's your fiancé
00:30:48He's back
00:30:50And he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:54I must go
00:31:01Hobo close
00:31:02Halo glow
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:07It was just dumb luck
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:14Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:31:21I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:27Oh my god
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:31But this is godly
00:31:34No, no, no, no, no, Lysander
00:31:36Lysander is not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:41I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42Than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50And revoke their licenses
00:31:52Wait, no
00:31:52We're not bride
00:31:54No, she's just better than us
00:31:57Oh my god
00:32:01We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:04She's no average Jane
00:32:05No, she isn't
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck
00:32:08But if she truly had these special skills
00:32:11Why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:13And had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:16No normal person could have done that
00:32:18Goddess or not
00:32:20Homeless or not, I don't care
00:32:22I have never met a woman like that
00:32:23I have to find her
00:32:24I have to make her my life
00:32:26She won my heart over, too
00:32:28But if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:30I'll help you find her
00:32:31Alright, listen
00:32:33I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:40I'm dumping Trixie
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters
00:32:44Filthy things
00:32:45Out of my house
00:32:47Now
00:32:48Trixie paid for this house
00:32:50She waited for you
00:32:51For three years
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:57One with some serious
00:32:58Fuck you money
00:33:00So get lost
00:33:02Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:11Grandma
00:33:13Beatrice, Trixie, Amore
00:33:16I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:18I'm dumping you
00:33:19For your best friend
00:33:20Marissa
00:33:22In fact
00:33:24The wedding's tomorrow
00:33:25So sign over the house
00:33:26Now
00:33:32You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:35And I did
00:33:37For three years while you were deployed
00:33:39Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:45Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years
00:33:48And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:33:58That's how much she would owe me
00:34:00If I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:06Of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12Oh yeah?
00:34:14Well Marissa
00:34:16Is so much better than you
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you
00:34:21And now
00:34:21She's the CEO
00:34:23Of an entire
00:34:24Corporation
00:34:28And you?
00:34:30You're still nothing
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement
00:34:40Oops
00:34:41Yeah
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44The presidential contract I gave her
00:34:52You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did
00:34:55In fact
00:34:56Marissa
00:34:57You and your dimwit brother
00:35:00Only have everything you have
00:35:02All thanks to me
00:35:07I think she's losing it bro
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:12You two are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you
00:35:19And your entire family for three years
00:35:21While you were gone
00:35:22How dare you insult her
00:35:25It's okay grandma
00:35:27Let's not stoop to that level
00:35:30Poor Edna
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:32Out there on the streets
00:35:33Huh?
00:35:34What is he talking about
00:35:35Your seat?
00:35:36Show her Bob
00:35:42This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:44Your granddaughter is
00:35:45She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:47She was begging on the street
00:35:48For money
00:35:51I can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:54Even if you got no game
00:35:55I got street cred I got out of keep
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:58The word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:00And you're one to speak
00:36:02Cheater
00:36:05Is this true Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:11I want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15So that I can help them
00:36:17Of course those without substance underneath
00:36:20Would never understand that
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:23It means
00:36:24The new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26Is actually a downgrade
00:36:32Enough bullshitting already
00:36:33Just sign the damn papers
00:36:34And we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48At your wedding I will
00:36:50What?
00:36:52If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:36:54Before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:57Why should I do good by you?
00:36:59I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:02As a charity to you
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:06You better keep your word
00:37:07Oh that's rich
00:37:09After tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:12Do remember that
00:37:20Trixie
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show
00:37:25Even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:28Grandma
00:37:29I have to confess something to you
00:37:31I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:37That would make you
00:37:39The richest person on the planet
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands
00:37:43I inherited from Asseplius
00:37:45The god of healing
00:37:47I've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa
00:37:52The presidential contract
00:37:53And become the goddess healer
00:37:55It makes me angrier
00:37:57Hearing her name
00:37:58Knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:00But please
00:38:01Trixie dear
00:38:02I know it must have broken your heart
00:38:04But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:08It will only delay the healing process
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:14After we lost mom and dad
00:38:15Because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:19I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:21To serve those in need
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:25And I'm giving it back to charity
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart
00:38:30I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:31Who will treat you right
00:38:33Who actually deserves you
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, grandma
00:38:39Oh, yeah
00:38:45You said Trixie's crashing your wedding
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa
00:38:50She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:52Now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:54When nobody steps on Snake
00:38:56The Snake bites back hard
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:02You mean
00:39:05We broadcast
00:39:06That video of me?
00:39:10Yes
00:39:10Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:14She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:16And the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18Against my presidential glow up
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29There he is
00:39:32Welcome home, brother
00:39:34Welcome home, General
00:39:38Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie
00:39:41This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner
00:39:43He served with your regiment in the Marines
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:48Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:50While he's been deployed overseas, sir
00:39:52So she waited for him for years
00:39:54And then he betrayed her
00:39:55Fucking coward
00:39:56According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59Then we should join her
00:40:02Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:05And her incredible power
00:40:06That saved my life
00:40:07So she needs our support
00:40:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir
00:40:14And let's roll
00:40:30Welcome, everyone, to my wedding
00:40:32Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:40:35Not only are we getting married
00:40:36But in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:40Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham, Stowe, Butch is taking my last name
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho
00:40:55You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department
00:40:58But this is a partay, after all
00:41:01I see some of the most important people in the nation
00:41:04Have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:13It's an honor
00:41:14And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:19We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin
00:41:26Not so fast
00:41:27The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:41:51You two really are a match made in hell
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:58I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir
00:42:05Just watch
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:10This isn't the homeless shelter, you lost
00:42:12I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:14You know, being this poor
00:42:18Me, bum a meal
00:42:19Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:28I'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:30Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:34And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37Sasa, she's like so obsessed
00:42:39See everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:45But she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:48That she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:50To suck up to me
00:42:51This is what poor sad girls do
00:42:53They beg for scraps from us
00:42:57The rich and glorious
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:00You might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:02But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:12You? Giving me the contract?
00:43:15You have no skills
00:43:16No education
00:43:17No connection
00:43:18So how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:20To get the US fucking president
00:43:22To give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:25We both share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:43:27And I saw potential in you
00:43:29Even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:31But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:35Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:43Damn right
00:43:44You were too embarrassing for me
00:43:48Sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:43:53Bravo
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:56Quick, somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:58Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59She'll make her sup
00:44:01Don't listen to her, everyone
00:44:02She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech
00:44:05I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:07And you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:08In front of everyone for me, butch
00:44:12You may look and sound like a man
00:44:13But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:16Okay, enough
00:44:16You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:19Your moral posturing
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:23Morals are just lies to make you and girls
00:44:25Feel better about yourselves
00:44:26That's why no man will choose you
00:44:28Over Marissa Trixie
00:44:30Because I've got the material goods
00:44:31And you're just all empty talk
00:44:33I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:36Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:40See this?
00:44:52Oh my god
00:44:54Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:01No, absolutely not
00:45:02I don't believe it
00:45:04You all sound so scared already
00:45:06Don't worry
00:45:07This isn't that contract
00:45:10It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15See everyone
00:45:17She's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20Look at her following orders
00:45:22I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23And here she is
00:45:24Like a good little peasant slave
00:45:27That house is worth all her life savings
00:45:33You want to, I don't know
00:45:35Beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:47You misunderstand me
00:45:48I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:45:51And I'm giving it to charity
00:45:59Bro
00:46:01She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:02She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05She can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:07You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie
00:46:10It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:12Uh, I know what this is
00:46:15You've gone delusional
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:18So you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:20And some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:23Well, that's not happening
00:46:24Security, lock the doors
00:46:26This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:32This is where your dreams will die, bitch
00:46:37We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:46:39She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:41At the Wickham wedding right now
00:46:42Butch Tanner
00:46:43Well, he's going to wish he died in battle
00:46:44After I'm done with him
00:46:46Let's go
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:53I've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:57Including your head of command, Butch
00:46:58General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:04He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:08You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:11So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is going to believe you
00:47:19If you really cured the incurable General
00:47:21Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:47:24And she's not
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie
00:47:28Show them, Butch
00:47:35See for yourselves, everyone
00:47:37Trixie's just a reloading beggar
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:44Cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46I'm a major in the marines
00:47:49Sasa
00:47:50She has
00:47:50A billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:53With the military
00:47:54Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:47:59How despicable
00:48:00She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:05Get out of here
00:48:05No one wants to marry you
00:48:07No free meals for the poor
00:48:08Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:11This is high society
00:48:13So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:15Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:17Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here
00:48:21Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:26I already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28But I valued our friendship, Marissa
00:48:30Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:33To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:36But no
00:48:37You stooped so low
00:48:39It disgusts me
00:48:41Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:45And who knows
00:48:46If you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:51Well then
00:48:52Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:55My brother will never take you back
00:48:57No man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:00But make me happy
00:49:02And I might consider making me my personal prostitute
00:49:16How dare you hit my brother
00:49:18I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:23Don't worry my dear
00:49:24After I'm done with you Trixie
00:49:26Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:30Oh
00:49:31Is that so
00:49:33Security
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:39In front of everybody here
00:49:41Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:43The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:45I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:50Could crush you
00:49:51Before you even touch me
00:49:53Dream on
00:49:54You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57But you weren't good enough for me
00:49:59You're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:01Enough
00:50:02You're souring my party
00:50:04So you either get the fuck out
00:50:06Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:09On the count of three
00:50:10I think I quite like it here
00:50:12Two
00:50:24This wine is so delicious
00:50:26One
00:50:27Shoot
00:50:31Nobody
00:50:31Is laying a hand
00:50:33On my future wife
00:50:40It's
00:50:41It's
00:50:51Who the hell is this?
00:50:56I'm sorry that I'm late
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:59No
00:50:59I'm fine
00:51:01But um
00:51:02When did I become your future wife?
00:51:06You saved me
00:51:07Trixie
00:51:08Remember
00:51:09I'm a man of my word
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12Really
00:51:13It was nothing
00:51:15I saved you because you're a good man
00:51:17Not because I want you to owe me any favors
00:51:25I see what this is
00:51:26I see what this is
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:51:29Look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her
00:51:32She waited for you for three years
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:40Don't make me laugh
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:44No man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:48She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:51:55I see her in the marines
00:51:58I'm a major
00:52:00Look man
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a
00:52:02I don't know
00:52:03A seven
00:52:04Now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:05But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that
00:52:10Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Ah!
00:52:15A real man
00:52:16Never talks about a woman, no way
00:52:19You're a coward
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:34You're very gracious Trixie
00:52:35You know that
00:52:38You're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:41So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:43You understand?
00:52:44You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:46I'm a fucking major
00:52:48You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:50I'll... I'll destroy you
00:52:52Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:55I thought you were in the marines
00:52:56What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:01He was just a supply boy
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:07Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl
00:53:10Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:15A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:17Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23With a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:26What a pair
00:53:28Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:36Bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:46Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:51But I know that we shared a moment
00:53:56I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:59It's not in my nature
00:54:01Unlike somebody else here
00:54:04Listen, Trixie
00:54:05I have never
00:54:07Met a woman
00:54:10Like you
00:54:11So incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:14So I know
00:54:15That you're the one for me
00:54:19This guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:21Really good actor
00:54:23Oscar worthy
00:54:24Oscar worthy
00:54:26No
00:54:26First gift
00:54:33Trixie, I know that you just lost your home
00:54:35So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:39Worth 500 million dollars
00:54:41Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:54:45Second gift
00:54:48This contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:54:52Which is now yours
00:54:53Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56You must be pennies
00:54:58They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:00They've got nothing left
00:55:02Why, Sander
00:55:03I really don't care for any of you
00:55:05No, look
00:55:05I, I, I know
00:55:06I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:09Okay
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:12Well, my third gift
00:55:13Is, um
00:55:15Well
00:55:30Cleo
00:55:31Hey
00:55:32Oh my god
00:55:35You found my dog
00:55:41Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:42But with you
00:55:43It's so much more
00:55:45Trixie Amore
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58Yes
00:55:59I will marry you
00:56:16Go, go power couple
00:56:19Okay, stop
00:56:22The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:26Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:30No man in their right mind
00:56:33Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:35Hey
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:40Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:42And cherished as
00:56:43The most precious woman on earth
00:56:45Understand
00:56:49You still don't realize
00:56:51That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:04As if
00:57:05Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:08Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:11Yes
00:57:11The Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:17Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just
00:57:23Hectors
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:25Come on Lysander
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:35She wishes
00:57:36She could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38Truth is she's just a useless
00:57:41Lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:47I can dispose of them
00:57:48In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:51I'd handle them myself but
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead Lysander
00:58:05Yes hello this is Lysander
00:58:07Please bankrupt Marissa Wiccan for me
00:58:11Oh my gosh I'm so scared
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone
00:58:15And pretend to be on the phone
00:58:23Uh hello
00:58:25Yes
00:58:27What?
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt
00:58:42Hey hey hey
00:58:43Are you sure that was the call Sassu?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:49My company's dead
00:58:50It evaporated
00:58:51It's in thin air
00:58:56Then that's impossible
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho
00:59:02You said you're the secretary of health right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:17The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:21Trixie's married
00:59:22The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants
00:59:26And every man wants to be
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:39Sassu
00:59:40Sassu
00:59:40Sassu
00:59:41Sassu
00:59:47Sassu
00:59:48I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:52You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber
00:59:56And I'll show you a good time
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:02Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:10Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:13As you are
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sassu
01:00:19Sassu
01:00:19Sassu
01:00:19Was just trying to save the company
01:00:21I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay
01:00:25You don't want me
01:00:26Fine
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:33Fresh for the taking
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:43Miss Trixie
01:00:44Thank you, Devin
01:00:47Marissa
01:00:47Not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:51By stealing my fiancé
01:00:53But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:00:55Just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:59No, to all of humanity
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:04I'm taking it all back
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop
01:01:12They're impostors
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:19And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:31Approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes
01:01:35That's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leave the wrong
01:01:44The left
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:55So you're telling me
01:01:56This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:59Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:05Approves of my products
01:02:06Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs
01:02:09Break his arms
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:15FBI
01:02:17FBI
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:21And identity theft
01:02:23Gotcha
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:31No, don't arrest her
01:02:33Trixie's a good person
01:02:35Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:37Grandma
01:02:37Mr. Rogers
01:02:39Mrs. Williams
01:02:40What are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:44We were worried
01:02:45So we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen, officer
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:53And would never break the law
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:05My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09Descended from heaven
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal
01:03:21He's a war hero
01:03:22Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:38So this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:55You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:57Let's go
01:04:21Get him
01:04:22If you can
01:04:23If you can
01:05:14Is that enough pain
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend
01:05:25Is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:29Grandma
01:05:31Meet my new fiance
01:05:35Wow, your new fiance
01:05:37He's so manly
01:05:38Much better than your last one
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:43It's Butch's loss
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky
01:05:51And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor
01:06:00Drown out the poor
01:06:03Drown out the poor
01:06:05Drown out the poor
01:06:06Drown out the poor
01:06:08See Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections
01:06:10No power
01:06:11You can't compete against me
01:06:13Even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:20Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:22Let them eat cake
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam
01:06:36Attack
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:27We're quartered
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:36They will be punished
01:07:40Now hold still for me
01:07:44Right
01:07:45Rewrites the road
01:07:56Holy fuck
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now
01:08:08Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:09See
01:08:10I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:13No
01:08:13Please
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:18Sure
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:26While I do not care for glory
01:08:28I do believe in justice
01:08:31Marissa and Butch
01:08:32Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:34But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong
01:08:44But you're close
01:08:46Bullshit
01:08:46I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:08:52You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try
01:08:55Charge
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:15But uh
01:09:15I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line
01:09:29And see for yourself
01:09:31I will
01:09:34Left
01:09:35Leaves the wrong
01:09:36Left
01:09:44I'm fine
01:09:45Nothing happened
01:09:46You'll see soon enough
01:09:48Oh please
01:09:48I really want to die
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:55Whoops
01:09:56Just frosted again
01:09:57Whoops
01:09:58And again
01:10:00Nothing's happening
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:24If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:27Come on
01:10:28Major
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:50You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52Oh please
01:10:53You hurt us first
01:10:55At first
01:10:57I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58But I've come to realize
01:11:00Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:03Marissa
01:11:04Thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:08You blame yourself
01:11:09You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife
01:11:25And instead
01:11:26Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:28And protective husband
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:35It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:40Oh really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:44You've got nothing on me
01:11:50Yes
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57Goddess
01:11:58Madam president
01:12:00I require your assistance
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:06Get the VP
01:12:07We're leaving now
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call
01:12:13The first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:17But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone
01:12:25How I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30Only the most important people have
01:12:32Madam President's direct line
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way
01:12:37Low life Trixie
01:12:39Could have called the president
01:12:40By herself
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony
01:12:44Who doesn't get enough mail attention
01:12:45So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:47No
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:11Oh my god
01:13:15This is how the working class think all the time
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:24While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:30But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working
01:13:33You can't just fake the
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:40It's like real magic
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:44But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No
01:13:56Trixie, look
01:13:58I believe you
01:13:59You saved me
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:03You did that
01:14:04No matter what happens
01:14:05You are a goddess to me
01:14:08Who we'll riot against, do you know?
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired
01:14:55Pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:58But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:00That I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud
01:15:04What I mean is
01:15:07You're the war hero
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up
01:15:15You fall under this vixen spell
01:15:17And now you're attacking
01:15:18One of the most important allies
01:15:20To the president?
01:15:21He is the general
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me
01:15:29As an important ally
01:15:30To the nation's leader
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up
01:15:33Some washed up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP
01:15:36And the president
01:15:37On our side
01:15:38You'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:41I told you
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:45This is treason
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong
01:15:47You are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The goddess healer needs us
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:01My brother is a war hero
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years
01:16:07If it wasn't for Ms. Trixie, he would
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:10You speak another word
01:16:11And I will bring down your entire family
01:16:14Not just your brother
01:16:15Yeah
01:16:17It's okay
01:16:19Mr. Vice President
01:16:19I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again
01:16:24If it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:27And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:34I truly saved a good man
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:54Let's try it out on them
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:16:59There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:09Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh
01:17:28Shoot
01:17:29Wait, that's the president
01:17:42No, hey, idiot
01:17:51Oh my gosh
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:17:54That was
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam
01:18:04For your military
01:18:04This is a war crime
01:18:06These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:12I have the presidential contract
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison
01:18:22And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:24That is easy
01:18:26There's no need
01:18:28I'll save everyone
01:18:43It's raining gold
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:49It's got to be cheap glitter
01:18:53She...
01:18:53She...
01:18:54She is...
01:18:55She is a criminal
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:02Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:21Yeah, yes
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:42My contract, you bitch
01:19:44And that's not all
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:14And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:15So prepare yourself
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:21What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:24And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28And you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53Why?
01:20:54Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:59You wish, idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05So ugly on the inside
01:21:07It makes me want to vomit
01:21:08I don't understand
01:21:10I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:12For posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:17The goddess healer saved me and my son
01:21:20During childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only
01:21:28And it's
01:21:32Her
01:21:47Welcome, goddess
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:13To help those in need
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:19The billion dollar contract
01:22:22It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that
01:22:27That was her golden ticket
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:31But after everything you've done
01:22:33I'm officially getting ties with you, Bo
01:22:36No, please, I swear
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:39It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:45She's an amazing person
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:51She's gonna be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:01I love you
01:23:15All her gold
01:23:16All her clothes
01:23:18All that could have been mine
01:23:20This is all your fault
01:23:21This is all
01:23:22You seduce me
01:23:23Don't help me
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me
01:23:27You himbo
01:23:28Please, Trixie
01:23:30Give me another chance
01:23:32I want to be rich again
01:23:34I'll be your slave
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:40But it's too late now
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:45Just to benefit yourself
01:23:46You two should be locked up
01:23:48And she shall
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:59It's your fault
01:24:00I was only with you for your money
01:24:02I can't
01:24:02You were rich
01:24:04I'll send yourself out
01:24:07Rest assured, goddess
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:14Just like you
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:20With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:24One good deed at a time
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:33Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes
01:24:37Well
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other
01:24:43To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do
01:24:46I do
01:24:47You may kiss the bride
01:24:50I do
01:24:51You May kiss the bride
01:24:53But, I am going to help you
01:24:54My
01:24:54book
01:24:54A
01:24:54So
01:24:54I
01:24:54And
01:24:54Actually
01:24:54He
01:24:55Who
01:24:56Am
01:24:56My
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