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White Collar - S 1 E 1 - Pilot
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01:49Hey, how are you doing, man?
01:50Good, how are you doing?
01:51I'm fine.
01:53It's only five bucks, man.
01:55I'll give you three.
02:03Hey, good care.
02:07We'll be back in a month.
02:38Drop three.
02:47Drop two.
02:58Drop four.
03:00All pins now. Preparing to open.
03:07Wait!
03:11You okay?
03:18What happened?
03:19I said wait, you didn't wait.
03:2110,000 man-hours to get this close to the Dutchman and you blow up my evidence.
03:24How'd you know it was gonna do that?
03:26Three, two, four. Give me your phones.
03:28What's it smell?
03:30Oh, FBI.
03:31Yeah, FBI.
03:32Apparently knew we were coming.
03:34You think so, Copernicus?
03:35Somebody wanna tell me what this is? Huh? Anybody?
03:38Nobody knows what it is. Great. Look at you.
03:41How many of you went to Harvard?
03:42Don't. Raise your hands. Don't.
03:45Ah, Diana. Look at this. Apparently our boy has a sense of humor.
03:50What?
03:51Neil Caffrey escaped.
03:54What's this?
03:54U.S. Marshals are requesting your help.
03:56My help?
03:56Director Thompson asking you personally.
03:58Me? Why would he want me?
03:59Probably because you're the only one who ever caught him.
04:06Agent Burke.
04:07I'm Thompson, U.S. Marshals.
04:08Appreciate the help.
04:09You were the case agent.
04:10Yes, I was.
04:11So you'll agree that this is an unusual situation?
04:12Why would Neil run with three months left on a four-year sentence?
04:14Well, that's what we're wondering.
04:15This is Warden Haskely.
04:16Agent Burke, FBI.
04:17You're the guy who dropped the ball.
04:19You of all people should know what Neil Caffrey's capable of.
04:20I know. I spent three years of my life chasing him, and you let him walk out the front door.
04:23Gentlemen, might I remind you that Caffrey has a four-hour head start?
04:28Caffrey came out of the E-block staff bathroom dressed as a guard.
04:31Where do you get the uniform?
04:32Uniform, supply company on the internet.
04:34Use your credit card?
04:36Use my wife's American Express.
04:37We're tracing the number in case he uses it again.
04:39He won't.
04:47How did he get the key cards for the gang?
04:49Well, we think he re-striped a utility card using the record head on that.
04:55Could've given him a CD plan.
04:59We walked out the front door and hot-wired a maintenance truck in the parking lot.
05:02We found it abandoned near the airport.
05:04We beefed up security just in case he tries to get out that way.
05:06We're not gonna catch Caffrey using roadblocks and wanted posters.
05:19He shaved his beard just before he escaped.
05:21Neil doesn't have a beard.
05:23The inmates have photographed each morning as they exit their cells.
05:25I hardly recognize him.
05:27Yeah, I think that's the point.
05:28This morning?
05:29Yes.
05:29Run the series back.
05:35Stop.
05:38That's it.
05:39When he stopped shaving.
05:41I don't know everything that happened that day.
05:43He had a visitor.
05:47Kate Moreau?
05:49Know her?
05:50Yeah.
05:51I do.
05:55No audio?
05:56No.
05:59She comes back every week like clockwork.
06:02She's not thrilled about this visit.
06:12How soon can we get a lip reader in here?
06:13I'll save you the trouble.
06:14Adios Neil.
06:15It's been real.
06:18She come back next week?
06:20No.
06:20She never came back.
06:22Okay.
06:23Let's find Kate.
06:38I see Kate moved out.
06:42She leave you a message in that?
06:45The bottle is the message.
06:47It's been a while.
06:49It's been a while.
06:50A few years give or take.
06:52You caring?
06:53You know I don't like guns.
06:55They ask me what makes a guy like you pull a boneheaded escape with four months to go?
06:59Guess you figured it out.
07:02Kate says adios to you at prison and gets busy with her disappearing act.
07:06The trail ends here.
07:09But you already know that.
07:12Missed her by two days.
07:14Still?
07:14It only took you a month and a half to escape the Supermax?
07:17Damn impressive.
07:19All clear.
07:20Subject identified and unarmed.
07:22Roger that.
07:22You surrounded?
07:24How many?
07:24Including my agents and the marshals?
07:27All of them, I think.
07:30What's the message?
07:33Goodbye.
07:35Wait a minute.
07:37We're gonna give you another four years for this, you know?
07:39I don't care.
07:46That's the same suit you were wearing the last time you arrested me.
07:50Classics never go out of style.
07:59You know what this is?
08:00No idea.
08:01I got it from a case I was supposed to be working on before they yanked me out to find
08:04you.
08:05You think you'll catch him?
08:06I don't know.
08:08He's good.
08:09Maybe he's as good as yours.
08:11What's it worth if I tell you what this is?
08:14Is it worth the meeting?
08:15What are you talking about?
08:15If I tell you what this is, right now, will you agree to meet me back in prison in one
08:18week?
08:20Just a meeting.
08:22Okay.
08:22It's a security fiber for the new Canadian $100 bill.
08:31One week.
08:37Okay.
08:40It's got the belt and suspender boys all riled up.
08:42You?
08:43Me? What'd I do?
08:44Caffrey was right. That stuff from the bank vault? Security fibers for the new Canadian $100.
08:50I'll be damned.
08:51Apparently the formulation's still classified.
08:52The Canadian Secret Service are very curious to know how you figured it out.
08:56This should be fun.
08:56You may have started an international incident.
08:59How did you know?
09:00Come on, Peter. That's what I do.
09:02How upset were the Canadians?
09:04Oh, very.
09:05Well, as upset as Canadians can get.
09:07Alright, so I agreed to a meeting.
09:09What meeting?
09:10I know why you call him the Dutchman.
09:12Like the ghost ship?
09:14He disappears whenever you get close.
09:16How do you know anything about him?
09:18You know my life.
09:18You don't think I know yours?
09:19Did you get the birthday cards?
09:20Nice touch.
09:21You've been after the Dutchman almost as long as you were after me.
09:24I'll help you catch him.
09:26Really?
09:26Really? How does that work?
09:27Do you want to be prison pen pals?
09:33You can get me out of here.
09:35There's case law.
09:36Precedent.
09:37I can be released into your custody.
09:39Nice.
09:39This is very nice.
09:40But you're right.
09:41I do know you.
09:41And I know the second you're out, you'll take off after Kate.
09:44Peter, I'm not gonna run.
09:46GPS tracking ain't quit.
09:48The new ones are tamper-proof.
09:49Never been skipped on.
09:50There's always a first time.
09:52Think about it.
09:53Sorry, Neil.
09:54Nice try.
10:03Watch out, mommy.
10:04I'm down.
10:05Yo.
10:07Gotta turn that off.
10:08Get one one night, brother.
10:09Okay, one minute.
10:11Is it midnight yet?
10:12Yeah.
10:12It's midnight.
10:19All directions personnel to your security operation.
10:30I'll just y'all know.
10:33There's no answer here.
10:34Is it midnight?
10:37Yeah?
10:39What's the matter?
10:45I don't know.
10:46I just want to know.
10:46Cold, I'll just do that.
10:49It's midnight.
10:55I don't know.
10:56I don't know.
10:56I know.
10:57You're in midnight, but I know you're in.
11:04I'm coming to bed tonight.
11:06Yeah.
11:08What's wrong?
11:09Nothing.
11:11Don't tell me it's Neil Caffrey.
11:14I've been competing with him for three years.
11:16He'd be out today.
11:17You considering his offer?
11:19Well, of course you are, or you'd be in bed with me.
11:22Can he help you find him?
11:23Neil's smart.
11:25You know how much I like smart.
11:26Is he as smart as those Ivy League co-eds they throw at you?
11:28He's almost as brilliant as a woman I married.
11:30Oh, good answer.
11:31So what's the problem?
11:33This is not the way it's supposed to go.
11:35You get caught, you do your time.
11:37There's more to this.
11:38More to this than some lost love.
11:40Some side angle he's playing.
11:41So you're suggesting he escapes a maximum security prison,
11:44knowing full well that you'd catch him,
11:45just so he could trick you into letting him out again?
11:48It's a working theory.
11:49Yeah, keep working.
11:51Is it so hard for you to believe a man would do that for the woman he loves?
11:54Neil just bought himself four more years in prison.
11:56For what?
11:57For what?
11:58If you were Neil, you wouldn't have run for me.
12:08Let me see it.
12:12You understand how this works?
12:13I've been released into the custody of the FBI under your supervision.
12:16Let this thing chafed my leg.
12:17Anything I'm missing?
12:18Yeah.
12:19If you run and I catch you,
12:20which you know I will because I'm 2-0,
12:22you're not back here for four years.
12:23You're back here for good.
12:24You're going to be tempted to look for Kate.
12:26You don't.
12:27I told you.
12:28If I don't make a bye.
12:29Then leave it at that.
12:30This is a temporary situation.
12:31Help me catch a Dutchman.
12:33We can make it permanent.
12:35Where are we headed?
12:36Your new home.
12:40This is Neil Caffrey.
12:41My office called earlier.
12:44There you go.
12:45Snake eyes.
12:47Can I talk to you for a second?
12:51Hang on a little further down.
12:55Do I have to stay here?
12:57Cowboy up.
12:57It costs $700 a month,
12:59the house you on the inside.
13:00So that's what it costs here.
13:01For the money,
13:02this is as good as it gets.
13:03You find something better,
13:04take it.
13:04What about clothes?
13:05I'm wearing my entire wardrobe.
13:06You like thrift stores?
13:07There's one at the end of the block.
13:08No, don't start.
13:09No protests.
13:10This is what you wanted, isn't it?
13:11Huh?
13:11Look at it.
13:12It's not...
13:12Oh, look at her.
13:13You don't get that in prison, do you?
13:14No, not at all.
13:14Listen,
13:15your tracking anklet is set up
13:17so they can go anywhere
13:17within two miles of this place.
13:19Here's your homework.
13:20Remember,
13:21two miles.
13:23I'll see you at 7 a.m.
13:34I've come to donate these.
13:39Mm-hmm.
13:44Those are fantastic.
13:45Oh, they belong to my late husband, Byron.
13:48He really did great taste in clubs.
13:50Hey, thank you.
13:54This is a DeVore.
13:55Yes.
13:56He won it from Cy himself.
13:58Won it?
13:58He beat him at a backdoor draw.
14:00Your husband played poker with Cy DeVore.
14:02He certainly did.
14:03And so did I.
14:04No.
14:04Yes.
14:05The guys would even let me sit in
14:06once in a while on a hand.
14:07And I was good.
14:10I'm glad to see you appreciate these.
14:12I was hoping someone would.
14:13I've got a whole closet full of them.
14:14A whole closet?
14:15Mm-hmm.
14:15Well, actually, it's a guest room,
14:17but I haven't used it for anything
14:18except storage for years.
14:22Oh, Byron used to wear that one
14:23whenever we went dancing.
14:24The neighborhood was...
14:26Let's say it was much nicer then.
14:28You live nearby?
14:29Not far.
14:35Hey, I'm here for a caffery, room 11.
14:39Oh, yeah, yeah.
14:40Snake eyes.
14:41Nice guy.
14:43Bet you a note.
14:52Gotta be kidding.
15:04I think I have the wrong address.
15:06You must be Peter.
15:07I'm looking for Neil Caffery.
15:10He's upstairs.
15:13Whoa, the good life
15:15Full of fun
15:16Seems to be the ideal
15:21Yes, the good life
15:23Let's you hide
15:24You're early.
15:25We're dragging a lead at the airport.
15:26We've got a hit on Snow White.
15:27Snow White.
15:28A phrase you decoded
15:29from a suspected Dutchman
15:30communique to Barcelona.
15:32You moved.
15:34Yeah, it's nicer than the other place,
15:35don't you think?
15:35Yeah, I don't remember
15:36the other place having a view.
15:37I went to the thrift store
15:38like you suggested
15:39and June...
15:40Lady with a dog we met.
15:41...was donating her late husband's clothes.
15:42We hit it off.
15:43She had an extra guest room.
15:44You said if I found a nicer place
15:45for the same price,
15:46I should take it.
15:47I did say that.
15:48All this for $700?
15:50Yeah.
15:50But help out around the place.
15:52Oh, sure.
15:52Feed the dog.
15:53Yeah, wash the jag.
15:54Wash your granddaughter
15:54from time to time.
15:55She's got you babysitting.
16:02How's it going?
16:04Morning, Neil.
16:05Granddaughter?
16:06He's an artist.
16:07Unbelievable.
16:08Go get dressed.
16:14You mind?
16:19Hey, Grandma.
16:20Good morning, Cindy.
16:26Perfect.
16:26Even the freaking coffee
16:27is perfect.
16:30That's not jewelry
16:31on his ankle, you know.
16:31He's a felon.
16:33So was Byron.
16:35And in case you
16:36wonder why
16:38Well, just wake up
16:40and kiss her
16:41at the good life
16:42Goodbye
16:46You look like a cartoon.
16:48This is classic Rat Pack.
16:49This is a divorce.
16:51Oh, sorry, Dino.
16:52You stopped with a hat?
16:54Come on, let's go.
16:55You're upset.
16:58Is that all grapes?
16:59What was that?
17:00Look, you tell me
17:01which rule I broke
17:01and I will thumb it
17:02back to prison myself.
17:03For starters.
17:06I work hard.
17:07I do my job well
17:07and I don't have
17:08a $10 million view
17:09of Manhattan
17:10that I share
17:10with a 22-year-old
17:11art student
17:12while we sip espresso.
17:13Why not?
17:14Why not?
17:15Because I'm not supposed to.
17:16The amount of work I do
17:17equals certain things
17:18in the real world.
17:19Not cappuccino in the clouds.
17:20Look, I will find out
17:21where June buys her coffee
17:22if it's that important.
17:22It's not about the coffee.
17:23I think it is.
17:24No, it's not.
17:27This is what gets you
17:28into trouble.
17:28This is the start
17:29of those
17:30something-for-nothing schemes
17:31that lead to the frauds
17:32that got you locked up.
17:35I think it's
17:36some sort of Italian road.
17:37Get in the car.
17:46Who's that?
17:47That's Diana.
17:47Diana's my probie.
17:49Probie?
17:49Probationary agent.
17:50She does everything I don't
17:51to, which is very good
17:52at her job
17:52and she can do
17:53way better than you.
17:54Hey.
17:55You must be
17:56Neil Caffrey.
17:57Nice hat.
17:58What have we got?
17:59His name's Tony Field.
18:00Customs flag him
18:01coming in from Spain
18:01in response
18:02to our Snow White Bolo.
18:03Customs playing nice?
18:03Yeah, the usual chest pounding.
18:05He's in their custody,
18:05not ours.
18:06This paperwork for me.
18:07What's he carrying?
18:08You're gonna love this.
18:13Blanca Nieves
18:13y los siete y nanos?
18:15Snow White
18:16and your seven little men.
18:17This is what triggered
18:18our alert.
18:19What do we know
18:19about this guy?
18:20He says he's
18:20a rare book dealer.
18:21Anything wrong
18:22with his paperwork?
18:22Nope.
18:23He brought in
18:23the same books
18:23in the same quantity
18:24on three previous trips.
18:25He declared them each time.
18:26All right, Dino.
18:27Are we wasting our time?
18:28They're not limited runs
18:29or special editions.
18:30Can't be worth much.
18:31So why go to all the trouble
18:31of flying them in?
18:32Good question.
18:33He sure is nervous
18:33for having all the right paperwork.
18:35You want to talk to him?
18:35I'll set it up.
18:36Hey, boss,
18:37I'm going to grab you some coffee.
18:37You want some?
18:38Yeah, anything but decaf.
18:39Diana, I'll take mine straight.
18:41Neil, the coffee shop's outside.
18:43You are way out of your league.
18:44Oh, harmless flirting.
18:45It's like a dance.
18:46Oh, there is no dance.
18:47You're not even on her dance card.
18:48No dancing for you.
18:49Um, she digs the hat.
18:51Um, she'd rather be wearing the hat.
19:00Peter Burke, FBI.
19:02FBI?
19:02Well, you're really kicking it up a notch.
19:05So, you're a book dealer?
19:07Yes, well,
19:08as I have told everyone here repeatedly,
19:10my business is the import
19:11and sale of rare books.
19:12How rare can they be?
19:13You've got 600 of them.
19:14You let me go to the crime lab?
19:15I'll be a desk for fingerprints?
19:16I get it,
19:17because I'm telling you
19:17how to do your job.
19:19So, Snow White in Spanish?
19:21Snow White was not created by Disney.
19:23Detective, there are a few stories
19:25that predate Steamboat Willie.
19:26I'm a federal agent,
19:27and you mean folklore
19:28of the virginly pure queen,
19:30like Alexander Pushkin's tale
19:31of the white princess
19:32and the Seven Knights?
19:33Is that what you mean?
19:36What are the books for?
19:42I'd appreciate it
19:43if you didn't talk to my client.
19:44Constitution and all.
19:48Were you chasing the ambulance
19:49or did they give you a ride?
19:50Huh?
19:50You must have thumbed it.
19:58No dance, huh?
20:00Not for you.
20:01I thought the FBI had a policy.
20:02That's the military.
20:03We don't ask, we don't care.
20:04Where's the customs inspection?
20:06Neil was right.
20:06The books aren't worth much.
20:07You can pick them up
20:07for a few dollars on eBay.
20:09Hey, why didn't you tell me
20:10the guy lawyered off?
20:11The second he makes that call,
20:12I can't talk to him.
20:13He didn't call anybody.
20:13Then how did his lawyer know
20:14that he...
20:21I need paramedics in here now.
20:23Nobody frisk the lawyer.
20:24God!
20:29Got a dead book dealer,
20:30a killer lawyer,
20:30and a bunch of worthless books.
20:32All right, come on.
20:34As a reformed professional counterfeiter,
20:35what is the Dutchman's interest in these?
20:39Published 1944 in Madrid.
20:44This is what he's after.
20:46The top sheet?
20:47More than that,
20:47this is a piece of 1944
20:48Spanish press project.
20:50That's what he wanted.
20:51Good.
20:51This is good.
20:51He's gonna counterfeit something
20:52that was originally printed
20:53on paper like that.
20:54That's what I would do.
20:56Tony made three prior shipments
20:58with these.
20:58Two blank pages of a book
20:59is 600 sheets.
20:59Too many for paintings,
21:00not enough for currency.
21:03Bet our dead book dealer knew.
21:04Diana, where's that wallet?
21:05It's right here.
21:10This is where he went
21:11the day before he left Spain.
21:13Yeah, I do remember him.
21:14He came by several months ago
21:15and then again last week.
21:17This is what he came to see.
21:19The Spanish victory bond.
21:22He took several photographs of it
21:24and said he was gonna write a book
21:25to shame he's dead.
21:26Miss Bond does have
21:27a fascinating history.
21:29Sequoia.
21:29Yes.
21:30Beautiful, isn't it?
21:34Oh, look at that.
21:35A perfect fit.
21:37You're starting to earn
21:37your 700 a month.
21:40You said it had
21:41a fascinating history.
21:42Quite.
21:42It was issued during the war.
21:431944?
21:44Yes.
21:44The U.S. issued it
21:45to support the Spanish underground
21:46in their battle against the Axis.
21:48Very few have ever been redeemed.
21:49There's speculation
21:50that entire boxes were captured
21:51and many of them are still hidden away
21:52in the caves of Altamira.
21:53Full boxes of these.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Boy, that would be something,
21:56wouldn't it?
21:58This is the only surviving copy.
22:00Except it's a forgery.
22:03That's not possible.
22:04What are you talking about?
22:05It's the ink.
22:05This is Iron Gale dye
22:06mixed in mass period colors
22:07but it hasn't dried yet.
22:08You can still smell
22:08the former American.
22:13No, this has been here
22:13since 1952.
22:15It's been here
22:15less than a week.
22:19Okay.
22:19Tony makes two trips.
22:20The first time,
22:21he takes a picture of the bond.
22:22The second trip in,
22:23he steals the original
22:24and replaces it
22:25with this copy.
22:26Can we confirm that?
22:27The timed ink identification test
22:28puts the age of the bond
22:29in approximately six days.
22:30Which coincides with Tony's visit?
22:31We're pulling surveillance video
22:32to back it up.
22:33Good.
22:33So the question is,
22:34why go to the trouble
22:34of making a really nice forgery
22:36on the right kind of paper
22:37just to stick it back
22:37in the archives?
22:39Is the bond still negotiable?
22:41It's a zero option
22:42so it never expires.
22:43What's it worth?
22:44$1,000 face value.
22:45Drawing 9% interest.
22:46Compounded for 64 years.
22:48$248,000.
22:51Well, he's a...
22:52Order of a million,
22:53not chump change.
22:54And he's got 600 sheets
22:55of the stuff.
22:58$150 million.
22:59They would take.
23:01He'd be a rich man
23:01if he could pass them off.
23:03But it still doesn't tell us
23:04why he would take out
23:05the real bond
23:05and put in a forgery.
23:09I think it does.
23:12What if he claimed
23:12he found boxes
23:13of the original bonds?
23:14Dragged them out of those caves
23:15in Spain.
23:15Yeah, how would they be authenticated?
23:16They'd be taken to the archives
23:18and compared to the original.
23:19Which he's already switched out
23:19with one of his own copies.
23:20So of course they're gonna match.
23:21Oh, this is good.
23:22This is really good.
23:24All right, let's think about this.
23:29It's Elizabeth.
23:33Hey.
23:35Would you believe me
23:35if I said I was pulling up
23:37right in front of the house now?
23:38You lost track of time.
23:39It happens.
23:40I hope you didn't make dinner.
23:41Did you forget who you married?
23:43I am smarter than that.
23:45So how's Neil doing?
23:46Thanks.
23:47You met Diana?
23:48Oh, a woman who can resist his charms.
23:50Bet that's taken some getting used to.
23:52Is he helping?
23:53We're on to something here, Elle.
23:54So I won't wait up.
23:55I'm leaving.
23:56Ten minutes, I promise.
23:57Twenty at the most.
23:58I know.
23:59Bye.
24:03To your food.
24:04You sound like your father.
24:08Big plans for the weekend?
24:09Oh, you know, I gotta fix the sink.
24:11Catch a game.
24:12With Elizabeth.
24:13Yeah.
24:14Yeah, she's into it.
24:15How cool is that?
24:15She likes to watch the Giants.
24:17Uh-huh.
24:18Even on your anniversary?
24:20Oh.
24:21I see this stuff coming from six months out,
24:23and then I take it right in the teeth every time.
24:25Relax, man.
24:25You still have a few days.
24:26No.
24:26This is what happened last year.
24:27I said I'd make up for something special.
24:29Not just a corner booth at Donatella's.
24:32And a romp in the sheets.
24:34Let's get the dinner.
24:34Well, we've been married a decade.
24:36That doesn't cut it anymore.
24:37Okay.
24:38Romeo, let's problem solve.
24:40What's she into?
24:42Sexually?
24:42No.
24:43No, existentially.
24:44What makes you feel alive?
24:46I'm drawing a blank.
24:47How could you not know?
24:49You were chasing me.
24:50I knew my shoe size.
24:50By the time I woke up.
24:51That's the job.
24:52So a relationship isn't work?
24:53Oh, no, no.
24:54You don't get to lecture me on relationships.
24:56My wife didn't change her identity
24:57and flee the country to get away from me.
25:01Yes, yes.
25:05That was harsh.
25:06I didn't mean that.
25:07Yeah, you did.
25:08Did she really flee the country?
25:09I don't know.
25:10France?
25:10Did she go to France?
25:11I don't know.
25:17What am I going to do?
25:17No.
25:18No more relationship advice
25:19from this side of the car.
25:21Call Dr. Phil.
25:22Okay.
25:45I saw the best mind of my generation
25:46get run down
25:47by the drunken taxi cab
25:48of absolute reality.
25:50What the hell was he?
25:51Sitting in the dark,
25:52misquoting Gitsberg.
25:53The lights how they find you, man.
25:55Hey, you can't just help yourself here.
25:56How'd you get in?
25:57I used this.
25:59I knocked.
26:00I introduced myself to June.
26:01She's great.
26:01Did you get a load of that granddaughter?
26:03Thanks for coming.
26:04What was I going to do?
26:05Not come?
26:06Can I see?
26:10Can you pick it?
26:11No way.
26:12No way.
26:13You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
26:15They burned your wings.
26:16Where's Kate, Maz?
26:17Where'd she go?
26:19She's a ghost, man.
26:20She did an outstanding job
26:21of melting away.
26:22Keep looking.
26:23Check France.
26:24France?
26:24I know, okay.
26:25It's probably nothing.
26:26Just look everywhere.
26:27Something else.
26:28I need you to help me figure out
26:30who created
26:31this.
26:35It's superb.
26:37You know the worst thing
26:38about art forgery?
26:39You can't take credit
26:40for your work.
26:49Al?
26:55Honey?
27:16Oh, you haven't changed.
27:18I've changed.
27:23Yeah, this is Burke.
27:24It's Jones.
27:24Gaffrey's ankle is activated.
27:25Is he with you?
27:27No.
27:28I'm coming.
27:29No, I've got Diana on it.
27:30We're pulling on a patient.
27:30Well, I've got to go.
27:31Neil's outside.
27:31It's radius.
27:33Agent Buck, you still there?
27:36Gaffrey is with me.
27:37You're sure?
27:38Yeah.
27:38Yeah.
27:39Good morning, honey.
27:40Peter.
27:41You're on my couch.
27:42Yeah, I came to talk to you
27:43and, uh, frankly, Peter,
27:44I have to say I'm surprised
27:45you have such an amazing wife.
27:46Yeah, I like her.
27:47Get off my couch.
27:48Honey, we're just chatting.
27:48Chatting?
27:49How did you get here?
27:50Cab.
27:50You activated your tracker.
27:52You're in my house,
27:52on my couch,
27:53with my wife.
27:54Oh, hey, Sexy, mom.
27:55Honey, you're petting my dog.
27:57Did you really put Elizabeth
27:58under surveillance
27:58before you asked her out?
28:00Peter, I underestimated you.
28:01You told him.
28:02Well, he said he wanted
28:02to make sure that I wasn't
28:03seeing anybody else.
28:04Honey, I think it's cute.
28:05I think it's adorable.
28:05I'm putting you back in prison.
28:08I know who the Dutchman is.
28:11Enlighten me.
28:13Curtis Hagen.
28:14He's an art restorer,
28:15one of the best in the world,
28:16but his own work never took off.
28:17He's particularly good
28:18at Goya restorations.
28:19That's what this is, Peter.
28:20The bond is him showing off.
28:22Interesting theory.
28:23How do you prove it?
28:24He signed it.
28:24I think we might have noticed
28:25a signature tucked in the corner.
28:27Sean.
28:30Look at the pants
28:31on the Spanish peasant.
28:32What do you see?
28:33It's the initials C and H.
28:37I don't know.
28:37That's a stretch.
28:38This bond is a masterpiece.
28:40If I'd done something this good,
28:41I would have signed it.
28:42The foragers you caught me on
28:43assigned them.
28:43Where?
28:44Look at the bank seal
28:45under polarized light sometime.
28:47Hagen is doing a church restoration
28:48on 3rd Street.
28:48We can stop on our way in.
28:50Fine.
28:52Meet me in the car.
28:53I'm going to say goodbye
28:54to my wife now.
28:56Nice to meet you.
28:57Nice to meet you
28:58after all these years.
29:07This is it?
29:08Yeah.
29:10You can't come in.
29:11We're closed for restoration.
29:12Oh, sorry, Father.
29:13Could we just
29:14brief that moment?
29:15Father.
29:20Please, Father.
29:21My best friend
29:22is having a crisis of the soul.
29:24He's a married man.
29:24And he has the most
29:25devastatingly beautiful
29:26assistant at work.
29:27a very provocative woman.
29:29He's been tempted.
29:31More than tempted.
29:31I have details.
29:33It's very common
29:34within his age.
29:35Unfortunately, very common.
29:36And I want to confront him
29:37about this before
29:38he tears apart his life.
29:40He has a lot of faults.
29:41I mean, don't get me started.
29:42He is a mess.
29:43But he's very spiritual.
29:50I know.
29:51This is the place
29:51where my words
29:52will have the most effect.
29:53This is the city of churches.
29:54We're closed.
29:55Surely there's another place.
29:55This is where he was married.
29:59Five minutes.
30:02Sorry about that.
30:03We got five.
30:04Did you just lie to a priest?
30:06Do you think Diana's attractive?
30:07Sure.
30:07We're good.
30:14Extraordinary.
30:14Oh, nice.
30:16Well, if this Hagen
30:18guy is as good as you say,
30:21how come I've never heard of him?
30:22You only know the guys
30:23who get caught.
30:24You know the second best criminals.
30:26What's that say about you?
30:27It says there's an exception
30:28to every rule.
30:30Look.
30:31C and H.
30:32Where?
30:33Right here.
30:35Right there.
30:37C-H.
30:37Maybe.
30:38What do you mean maybe?
30:39That's a C and an H.
30:40Can I help you, gentlemen?
30:42What do you mean?
30:43Your face.
30:45It's familiar.
30:47Maybe I've seen it on the news
30:48or perhaps on a most wanted web page.
30:51Neil Caffrey.
30:52Forgive me if I don't shake hands
30:53with an art thief.
30:55I was never arrested for our cap.
30:56Not arrested,
30:57but as I recall,
30:58you're known as quite
30:59the Renaissance criminal,
31:00so you can understand
31:00my concern of having you
31:01in my space.
31:03And you are...
31:04Just a friend.
31:06Well, friend.
31:07It's just a close.
31:16Did you see it?
31:17Okay.
31:17You've got me curious.
31:18We'll check him out.
31:19Listen to the spirit, son,
31:21not the flesh.
31:22I'll do that.
31:24What's that about?
31:26Shut the door.
31:29Need your help with this.
31:31Is this information on Hagen?
31:33No.
31:33Diana's on her way by that.
31:36This is your wife's visa bill?
31:37Yeah.
31:38I got it all.
31:39Her eBay bids,
31:39video rentals,
31:40library books.
31:41Thank you, Patriot Act.
31:42So you're stalking your own wife?
31:44Want to compare notes?
31:45You're shy.
31:46You figure out what she likes?
31:47Yeah.
31:48It's all in summary.
31:49Pottery making,
31:50Nancy Drew mysteries,
31:51scented candles,
31:52oleander.
31:55Old jazz,
31:56anything Italian
31:56except anchovies.
31:57Yeah.
31:58I don't think you're gonna find
31:58your answer tucked
31:59into a list
31:59of her eBay bids.
32:02Now we out here.
32:03You're the romantic.
32:04I mean,
32:04what's the deal
32:04with a bottle?
32:07It's an 82 Bordeaux.
32:08Yeah.
32:09Plus 800 bucks a pop.
32:10It does when it's full.
32:11I got it empty.
32:12Empty.
32:15When Kate and I met,
32:16we had nothing.
32:17I got that bottle
32:17and I used to fill it up
32:18with whatever cheap wine
32:20we could afford
32:20and we'd sit
32:21in that crappy apartment
32:22and drink it over cold pizza
32:23and pretend we were
32:24living in the Cote du SÅ“ur.
32:26How'd that work out for you?
32:28It didn't.
32:28Except that bottle
32:29was the promise
32:29of a better life.
32:31What Kate got
32:31was a guy locked away
32:32for half a decade.
32:36Make Elizabeth
32:36any promises, Peter?
32:38Do you think
32:39what she really wants
32:39is only hand her candles?
32:44Hey, Diane,
32:45what do you got?
32:45Hagen is leaving the country.
32:47He booked a flight
32:47through a private charter company
32:48in Barcelona for the 19th.
32:49One week.
32:50Damn it, Neil.
32:50Seeing you must have
32:51tipped him off.
32:52He's going to Spain.
32:52That's something.
32:53Is there any connection
32:54to our books
32:54and the bonds
32:55or the murder?
32:55Hagen's impressive as hell.
32:56A lot of international holdings,
32:57but he keeps himself
32:58out of the muck.
32:58You get every available agent
32:59on this.
33:00You know the good ones.
33:00Steal them if you have to.
33:01I want to know
33:01every single thing
33:02about this guy
33:02and I don't want any excuses.
33:04Anything gets in your way...
33:05Gorgeous signature.
33:05Always deal.
33:06That's what I want to hear.
33:09If you're right about Hagen,
33:10we have one week
33:11to connect him to the bond.
33:12If we lose him on the 19th...
33:16Neil, if we lose him,
33:16you're back in.
33:17I can't save you.
33:27You're late.
33:27Hey, give me a break.
33:28I'm a working man now.
33:30So?
33:31We were right about Hagen.
33:32Of course we were right.
33:33And I was stupid
33:33and impulsive
33:34and he saw me.
33:36I have one week
33:37to link him to the bonds.
33:39One week or what?
33:41I go back.
33:42No, no, no, no.
33:43Yeah.
33:44Did you find anything
33:45about Kate?
33:47Apparently.
33:47If a tree falls in the forest,
33:49it does make a sound.
33:58Did I lose her again, Maz?
33:59Lose her?
34:00I just found her.
34:01So did he.
34:03So did he.
34:06Remember when you told me
34:07not to look for Kate?
34:09Yeah.
34:14Neil, you're putting me
34:14in a tough spot here.
34:15These were taken four days
34:16ago at a San Diego ATM.
34:17She's going to the name
34:17Kate Perdue.
34:18You know what Perdue
34:18means in French?
34:19Yeah.
34:20It means lost.
34:21Yeah.
34:22It makes you wonder, right?
34:23Is she lost to me?
34:23Or without me?
34:24Stop it.
34:24I just need a couple days,
34:25okay?
34:26After this Dutchman thing
34:26is over.
34:27A couple days to go to San Diego.
34:27If you get an agent with me,
34:28you can come with me.
34:29Stop it.
34:29How many times are you
34:30going to screw up your life
34:31with this girl?
34:31I have to bring it to you,
34:32buddy, but she dumped you
34:33with prejudice.
34:36Exactly what is your plan
34:37if you find her?
34:39Okay.
34:43I know there's more
34:44to our story, okay?
34:45She disappears in the dust.
34:46No, that's not an ending.
34:47Come on, man.
34:48We've all been there.
34:49It gets easier.
34:50Not if she's the one.
34:52I brought this to you.
34:53Doesn't that count for something?
34:54No.
34:55We made a deal.
34:56I gave you something good here,
34:57and you're about to blow it.
35:03You're right.
35:04You're right, Peter.
35:05I'm a smart guy.
35:06I should know what I've been done.
35:10Did you figure out
35:10your anniversary plans yet?
35:12I'm getting close.
35:13Very close.
35:14So you got nothing?
35:15Nothing.
35:16But I'll find it.
35:19Hey, um,
35:20I'm gonna go grab a smoke.
35:21Really quick.
35:22Didn't know you smoked.
35:23Nah, it's a nasty prison habit.
35:25I've been trying to quit.
35:26Jones, keep an eye on him.
35:27Yeah.
35:30If I'm one from you,
35:32these things will kill you.
35:33That's what I keep hearing,
35:34but I'm not dead yet.
35:35But these filters,
35:36they're good.
35:39Not for me, you understand.
35:40I tear him off.
35:42Oh, you need a light.
35:43We should try to patch.
35:44Two years and counting, my friend.
35:46I hate the tan lines.
35:51You don't smoke.
35:52What was I supposed to do?
35:53Fire off a flare?
35:55So you tear out the filter.
35:57Yeah, but I'm hardcore.
35:58I'm hardcore.
36:32I found my bottle.
36:33I found Hagen.
36:34You first.
36:35This is a warehouse done by the docks.
36:36Hagen runs it through a shell corporation
36:38out of Guatemala.
36:38You didn't know about this?
36:39How did you?
36:40I don't think you rely on rumors
36:41as much as I do.
36:43Let's go.
36:52Right here.
36:53Here.
36:54Here what?
36:55I've got to be there.
36:55Shh.
36:57That's a press.
36:58David Peter, that's a printing press.
37:01He's printing the positive right now.
37:02You can hear it.
37:02How long until they're done?
37:03A multi-calibre job is complicated
37:04as the Goya.
37:05Test proofs, ink formulation,
37:06perfect registration.
37:08I'll be running out for days.
37:11Diane.
37:11Yeah, boss.
37:12I need recording equipment down here immediately.
37:14You got it.
37:15I am on board.
37:16Hagen is our guy.
37:17But we still don't have enough for a warrant.
37:19We know the bonds are there.
37:20Just open the door.
37:21Yeah.
37:21Mm-hmm.
37:21Well, you should read this.
37:23Warrant law.
37:24All I've got is sound coming out of a warehouse
37:26and no way to link him to the bond.
37:28I've got to talk to your friend.
37:29Friend?
37:30Come on, Neil.
37:30The guy who gave you a cigarette.
37:31I have no...
37:32What, do you think Jones is an idiot?
37:35I have to know how he connected Hagen to the warehouse.
37:38Come on, Neil.
37:39Then you've got to trust me.
37:42Okay.
37:43Okay.
37:44I'll bring it to him.
37:45First thing tomorrow.
37:46Good.
37:48Good.
38:18Yeah.
38:21Damn.
38:23What's going on?
38:25He ran.
38:41Hey.
38:42Hey there.
38:43Hey.
38:43Hey.
38:44What are you doing?
38:45You can't be here.
38:46Oh, I'm taking a photography class over at the Annex
38:48and pictures of rusty sheet metalers
38:49for a fighter A.
38:50Take him in.
38:59Get in.
39:05Hey.
39:10What exactly is going on here?
39:13Why'd you bring him inside?
39:14taking pictures open the door you're a dead man that sounds like inch thick like sand
39:22keys are on the way nice you shouldn't assign the bonds i'm no stranger to vanity myself so
39:29i understand the impulse i'm gonna kill you i whatever they're giving you it's worth it it is
39:44you are a particular kind of bastard gentlemen we have a fugitive hiding in this building
39:49knock down those doors grab the bonds come on let's go everybody come on
40:05this is what the law calls an exigent circumstance any of you harvard grads know what that is huh
40:10no hands diana exigent circumstance allows us to pursue a suspect on the private property without
40:15obtaining a warrant and she sees any and all evidence that has been discovered in plain view
40:19regardless of the connection to the original crime hey remember me friend
40:30oh there's your lawyer
40:40you know you're really bad at this escape thing what can i say cigar cuban
40:47you should arrest me i'll let the cigar go but you are a fleeing suspect
40:53is that the original victory bond well yes yes it is
41:04you know this makes me three and i'll maybe i'm not trying hard enough
41:15to be careful okay oh all right i'm almost there i think i'm getting seasick it's a little part
41:21okay all right this is good all right all right now i want you to keep your eyes closed i
41:25promise all right
41:34okay open
41:41honey you know how every year i'm always promising you that we're gonna go
41:46to the caribbean it's sort of what you wanted
41:51well i think if i keep my eyes closed i can actually imagine us being there
41:55oh and it's getting warmer it is
41:57come here okay
42:03so we're talking
42:09cheesy
42:10it's a little cheesy but it's
42:13quite sweet
42:15maybe this will help
42:20okay
42:20i can tell you
42:21i found the time
42:24we have a week two plane tickets and the seized villa in sartaneja
42:28and where oh this really incredible beachfront villa that the bureau sees from this narco
42:33trafficker it's amazing okay it's enough it just just tell me it's nice
42:37It's nice.
42:40I love you.
42:42I love you.
42:58Do you think we can pull that heater in a little closer?
43:00Yeah, it's cold.
43:05Can't beat that view.
43:06Did Elizabeth like it?
43:07She loved it.
43:09Coffee?
43:10Yeah.
43:11Italian roast.
43:14Going on vacation.
43:16Yeah.
43:16Yeah, we'll be back in a week.
43:18Still wearing that suit?
43:20Yeah, I love this suit.
43:24Did they make a decision?
43:29Figured if we didn't, you'd end up making one of these on your own.
43:33I'm official.
43:34You're a consultant, and I own you for four years.
43:37You okay with that?
43:38Yeah.
43:39You'll be here when I get back?
43:41Where else am I going to go?
43:42Yeah.
43:54I'm going on.
43:56Yeah, I'll come on.
43:58Hold on.
44:00Hold on.
44:02Hold on.
44:02Hold on.
44:03Hold on.
44:04Hold on.
44:04Hold on.
44:08Hold on.
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