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Mrs. Fletcher S01 E02
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00:00...in the back of my car.
00:01Morning, Mrs. Fletcher.
00:02Oh, please don't call me that.
00:04We know you're gonna get to college and everybody's gonna see what you are, right?
00:07Fucking asshole.
00:09Let's get you unpacked.
00:11Is there anything else I can do for you guys?
00:13I'll walk you to the elevator.
00:14We finally get to do what we wanna do.
00:16We're free from our kids.
00:18Think about opening up to new things.
00:20Ah.
00:28I don't think my parents were this upset when I went away for college.
00:33I just think they kind of just went on with their lives.
00:35Yeah.
00:36I just don't think they cared.
00:37That's because they were not as close with us as they are with our kids.
00:40Yeah, right.
00:41God, it's so weird.
00:42I went to the grocery store and I still bought cereal, like those huge boxes of junk cereal.
00:49and I brought them home and then I was like,
00:51oh, right, I don't need to buy this anymore.
00:53Claire used to practice the cello every night for an hour
00:55and now it's just dead silence.
00:59It's just pure dead silence.
01:00It's awful.
01:09Eve, are you dating anyone?
01:11Um, no.
01:12It's okay, she just has higher standards than the rest of us.
01:22No, no, no.
01:23I just asked because there's this great guy who I think you should meet, my husband's boss.
01:28Peter's divorced?
01:29Oh, yeah, six months ago.
01:30But, I mean, this was a long time coming.
01:32Ah.
01:34Ah.
01:34Ah.
01:35Ah.
01:36Ah.
01:36Ah.
01:37Ah.
01:38Ah.
01:39Okay, thank you, but I'm, I've...
01:41Really?
01:42Why not?
01:43I will give it...
01:44Let me just...
01:45I'll think about it.
01:46Don't wait too long or someone's gonna snap him up.
01:48I agree.
01:48I agree with her.
01:50That's it.
02:09Roy?
02:11Mrs. Sletcher.
02:12Hi.
02:12You look so lovely today.
02:14Thank you, Roy.
02:15That's very sweet.
02:17Are you going to water above me?
02:19Yes.
02:19That's my favorite class.
02:22Why don't I take you there?
02:23Okay, thank you.
02:25Do you like oatmeal?
02:26It's okay.
02:27My son makes it every day for breakfast.
02:29I can't even look at it.
02:31Why don't you ask him to make you something else?
02:33Oh, no, I don't need paper.
02:35I have big an eggs.
02:37Good for you, Roy.
02:39Come on, David, you want this?
02:40I'll look at this door.
02:41And back.
02:42Mr. Rafferty!
02:43Hey!
02:44Hey, what's up?
02:45Come on, get in.
02:47That's, you know, Amanda.
02:49Okay.
02:50And left, to the side, and right.
02:52And left, keep going.
02:53Right and left.
02:55Ooh, grab it low.
02:56You're doing it.
02:56Yes, Roy, yeah.
02:57It's working, Divas.
02:58All right, let me see you shaking out.
02:59Shake it out.
03:00And back.
03:01Oh, back.
03:02And back.
03:03Come on now.
03:06And down, get the butt out.
03:07Left and down.
03:09And right.
03:15Brendan, come on in.
03:21So, why are you here?
03:23Because you sent me an email.
03:25You told me to come to your office.
03:26I'm not here in the room.
03:27I mean, why did you choose B.S.U.?
03:33Uh, sorry.
03:39What were you saying?
03:39Why are you attending this college?
03:42Because I got in.
03:44You sure did.
03:45Yeah.
03:45Brendan, what I'm trying to ask you is, what do you want to get out of your undergraduate experience?
03:52Uh, a job.
03:54Fine.
03:54A job.
03:55What kind of job?
03:57Like a good one.
03:58Like something that pays, like, you know, six figures or something.
04:02Any particular area for this six-figure job?
04:06Uh, well, you're my advisor.
04:08So, you're supposed to be advising me.
04:12That's actually what's happening right now.
04:18Um, sorry, it's, uh, it's my mom.
04:21Yeah, of course it is.
04:23Ah, sorry.
04:24Look, I have a job to do here, so let's find out a little more about you.
04:29Say, how about extracurriculars?
04:31Well, I'm hoping to go Greek, but I have to wait till next year because they don't allow freshmen to
04:36rush.
04:36Well, I wouldn't know anything about that.
04:38Where I did my undergrad work, um, we didn't have frats.
04:48Vassar, that must have sucked.
04:50It didn't suck.
04:51Brandon, do you realize that in college, every single minute of your existence is entirely up to you?
04:57You have vast swaths of time that you have to fill under your own steam.
05:04Mommy isn't going to be around to tell you what to do.
05:07Okay.
05:11So, we're done.
05:12Do you want to be done?
05:13Yeah, I don't want to be done.
05:15Yes.
05:16We're done great.
05:18Good luck to you, Brandon.
05:20Yes.
05:22Door closed, please.
05:25Good luck to you, too, dipshit.
05:27Whoa.
05:28Did we get a dud?
05:29Uh, yeah.
05:31Kind of sucks.
05:31Oh, we haven't officially met yet.
05:33I'm Sanjay.
05:34I live across the hall from you.
05:36Brandon.
05:37Nice.
05:38Well, into the fray.
05:40See you on the hall.
05:44Uh, cool office.
05:46Is that a map of the world?
05:47All four corners.
05:48Uh, all four awesome corners.
05:50Come on in.
05:51I am a junior cartographer.
05:52And you must be Sanjay.
05:53Yeah.
05:55Yeah.
06:09Hello.
06:10Want to try an organic popsicle?
06:13Uh, okay.
06:40You like that?
06:55So you like it?
06:58You do like it?
07:05Uh, it's okay.
07:15Right, right.
07:24You know, that guy that you mentioned, Peter?
07:29Mm-hmm.
07:30I could, you could totally give him my number.
07:32Or I could, you know, you could give me his, or whatever.
07:37Oh, my, yes.
07:37Oh, I'm so excited.
07:39You guys are going to love each other.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43Looking at who we really are, or what we really want, can be terrifying.
07:48It should be.
07:49But that terror is what tells us that we've stumbled onto something real, something worth
07:53writing about.
07:54So, I'm going to go around the room, and let's talk about what scares us, whatever comes
07:59to mind.
08:01Curtis.
08:02Off the top of my head, I'd say black holes.
08:06They freak me out.
08:08The idea of being sucked into nothingness.
08:13Well, now, that scares me, too.
08:16Julian?
08:17Um.
08:19You know, that feeling where you are convinced that you left the oven on, even though you
08:25know you haven't?
08:27Um.
08:28I've been having that feeling a lot since my son went to college.
08:32And I know it's not about the oven.
08:35Then what is it about?
08:40I don't know.
08:44That's what scares me.
08:58Hello?
09:00Uh, hi.
09:01Uh, yes, is this Eve?
09:03Mm-hmm.
09:05Uh, this is Peter.
09:06Uh, I got your number from Emily.
09:11Oh, hi.
09:12I hope you don't mind that I called.
09:14I'm not big on texting.
09:15No, no, I'm glad.
09:16No, no, me neither.
09:17No, I'm just, I'm so glad you called.
09:19Hi.
09:20Well, it's nice to hear your voice.
09:21Yes.
09:23Hi.
09:24Exactly.
09:25Oh, yeah.
09:26Got a good reputation.
09:27It does.
09:28So, you have a son in college?
09:29I do.
09:30He just started.
09:31Uh, he's the best.
09:32We're really, really close.
09:33Oh, nice.
09:34I have a daughter.
09:35She just finished up in May.
09:37Oh, where'd she go?
09:38Brown.
09:39Where's your boy?
09:41Uh, Broder State.
09:43He's, uh, pre-med.
09:45Oh, I'm jealous.
09:46I love my daughter, but I'm pretty sure I just spent half my life savings on her poetry degree.
09:51Oh.
09:54So, what do you think?
09:55Do you, uh, want to meet up and do this in person?
10:00Yeah, I'd, yeah.
10:02I'd love to.
10:04Great.
10:06Fantastic.
10:11I heard the hula hoop.
10:13Yo, what is latinx?
10:15Uh, it's latinx.
10:17It's, um, the way the latin community wants you to spell it now.
10:20It's like a way of being more inclusive, I guess.
10:23No, thank you.
10:25Okay.
10:26Um, I think I'm gonna go check out the, uh, robotics club.
10:29Hmm?
10:29Okay, yeah, well, I'll catch you for dinner?
10:30Yeah.
10:31All right.
10:31Yeah, see you later, ma'am.
10:32Nice.
10:37Hey.
10:38No.
10:39No.
10:40I was gonna ask you about that.
10:42About your club.
10:43Hi, guys.
10:44Are you interested in joining vegan clubs?
10:47Wow.
10:48She hated you.
10:50I'm not.
10:50She's busy.
10:51I don't know.
10:52It seemed a lot like deep hate.
10:54Oh.
10:55I'm Chloe.
10:57Brendan.
10:59Is your thing here?
11:00Yeah.
11:01I stand here and ask people if they have any family members with autism.
11:05But a lot of people don't, so.
11:06Hmm.
11:07I actually do.
11:10Who?
11:10My father's son.
11:13So, your brother?
11:14No, he's, I guess.
11:16He's, like, he's, uh, my half-brother.
11:19Okay, well, that counts.
11:21You should come to our support group.
11:24We meet every Thursday.
11:26Yeah.
11:26I'll, uh, think about it.
11:29And don't worry.
11:30You can stop by without knowing it if you think I'm hot enough to fuck.
11:35Oh, no.
11:36I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that.
11:37Hi.
11:38Do you have a family member with autism?
11:40Yeah, I do.
11:40Here's a pamphlet.
11:41What's your name?
11:45Any hot weekend plans?
11:48Uh, no.
11:50Nothing, really.
11:51Yeah.
11:53Actually, I, um, I am going on a date tonight.
12:00It's my first in a really long time.
12:02Cool.
12:02Right?
12:05Do you want to see his pic?
12:07Do you want me to see it?
12:10I want to see it.
12:11Okay.
12:11Yes, I want to see it.
12:12Okay.
12:12Yes.
12:13That's a normal thing.
12:14Okay, here.
12:17Okay.
12:18He looks good.
12:19Really?
12:19Yeah, he looks nice.
12:21What do you mean he's nice?
12:22I don't, I don't, I think he looks solid, you know, like a, you know what he looks like?
12:27He looks like that thing that's on the top of, like, wedding cakes.
12:30A cake topper?
12:31Yeah, he looks like a cake topper.
12:32He does?
12:33That's not bad.
12:34Well.
12:34That's, like, ideal, right?
12:36Just, like, he looks good.
12:39And you know what?
12:40No one's ever had a bad experience with a cake topper, and...
12:43Well, I mean, some people might have.
12:46I don't know how.
12:47And you know what?
12:47He could be the one, right?
12:51I don't know.
12:59Yo, I didn't consent to being bored out of my fucking skull.
13:02I don't feel safe.
13:09Okay.
13:10I'd love to have two volunteers help me out.
13:12Holy shit.
13:14Come on up.
13:15Anyone else?
13:17Fuck, that's harassment.
13:18Yeah, over there.
13:19The one forcing his friend's hand up.
13:24Come up here.
13:30We're gonna do a little role play about consent.
13:33Okay?
13:34You are Max.
13:36You are Sam.
13:37And we're both guys?
13:39That's up to you.
13:40All that matters is that Max and Sam have been hooking up this semester.
13:44But on this particular night, Max doesn't feel like it.
13:48The question is, does Sam have the right to expect sex?
13:54No.
13:57No.
13:57No.
13:58No.
13:58No, dude.
13:58No.
14:05Hey, girl.
14:07What are you doing?
14:08I'm studying.
14:11You look fucking hot.
14:17I wanna hook up.
14:18I told you, I have to study.
14:20Come on.
14:22Hey, no means no. Don't pressure me.
14:26I know you want it.
14:27You don't have to do that for this.
14:30Oh.
14:32I'm not renewing my consent.
14:35You need to leave.
14:36It's not a voicemail, but your father had another incident today,
14:41and we are gonna need you to come pick him up.
14:47I hope you know how much we all love your father here.
14:52But at this point, he needs more help than we can provide.
14:59I'm so sorry.
15:01Slow while you go.
15:05Food for birds.
15:11Move
15:12The way you don't move
15:15Still there's a stone.
15:21Flow
15:23With the breeze, back to home.
15:27I'll let you like these.
15:29You happy now?
15:39Roy.
15:42Set, Roy.
15:43Yeah.
15:44OK.
15:45You're all set.
15:46OK.
15:48I'm fine.
15:49I'll see you soon.
15:52Treat you like a child with a bug.
15:57Don't keep pulling off your wings.
16:12All I'm doing is adding teeth to that.
16:15And second, this is a hormonal section.
16:18There's already no waste in the hair.
16:19But in order to do it, it's more of that, like,
16:23exterior and glamour is we do have to add some shine.
16:26I get it how I live it.
16:27I live it how I get it.
16:29Come to my fucking bitch.
16:31I pull it with a lamp.
16:31Dude, you took those jello shots like a champ, man.
16:33I was fucking badass.
16:35I love jello.
16:35Because, you know, it's just.
16:37That was sick.
16:37It's just sucrose, baby.
16:39It's really just jello.
16:40It's just jello.
16:42It's all gone.
16:43Don't be jello.
16:54Hey, Max.
16:56Sam!
16:58I've been looking all over for you.
16:59Yeah?
17:00Uh-huh.
17:01Here I am.
17:02Mm-hmm.
17:03How'd you like that stupid book?
17:06It was, uh, it was kind of boring.
17:10How'd you do?
17:14Yeah!
17:14Yeah!
17:15Ah!
17:17Ah!
17:17Oh, fuck, yeah.
17:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:22Ah!
17:22Oh!
17:22You're like that, that cock?
17:24Yeah.
17:24Ah!
17:26Daddy!
17:26Oh!
17:27Give it to me, Daddy!
17:28Ah!
17:29Ah!
17:30Ah!
17:36Hey, Pop, come in.
17:38Let's watch the game.
17:40I don't feel like it.
17:44Nobody's mad at you.
17:49All right, well, you come in when you're ready.
17:51I got us some ice cream.
18:19All right.
18:26Hi.
18:26Hi.
18:27Peter.
18:28Yes.
18:29Hi.
18:29So nice to meet you.
18:31Hi.
18:31Nice to meet you.
18:32Thanks for coming.
18:34Of course.
18:35Please.
18:35Good seat.
18:37You know, the second I saw you, I...
18:38I was hoping it was you.
18:40You never know.
18:41Someone's going to look like their picture.
18:43This is...
18:43This is me.
18:44Well, you look great.
18:45Ah.
18:47Yeah, I hope you like this place.
18:49It's one of my, uh, Haddington faves.
18:51Mm.
18:52Steaks.
18:52I mean, that ribeye.
18:53Oh, my God.
18:54And I...
18:54I actually live not too far from here, so...
18:57You know, I'll get a treat.
19:00Can I get you a drink?
19:01Would you like some wine?
19:02There's spring wines in there.
19:04Have you been here before?
19:05Mm-hmm.
19:06Maybe.
19:10Um, is something wrong?
19:13I'm so sorry.
19:14I think I left something on.
19:17I'm so sorry.
19:17I'm so sorry.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:59Gone are the days
20:02Of the world we used to know
20:10How many times
20:13Did we try to save tomorrow
20:19But the tides
20:21Ever-changing love
20:22Spaces that held us once
20:25Drift away
20:29And all that
20:31We have lost
20:32Sinks into the past
20:35And decays
20:40So I
20:45And every road is broken
20:51Say goodbye to the world we know
20:55Time's going out into the open way
21:02And I will surrender
21:15Roy!
21:23I like it here
21:44I like it too
21:54To the bottom of the ocean
22:01All that we have lost
22:04Sink into the past
22:07If you should
22:37There will be a μα
22:37Now we are
22:37I like it here
23:03When you think about your lives, who's the conductor?
23:06Anyone.
23:07Okay, what if we move class to a buyer?
23:09Yes.
23:11So what do you think?
23:13Brennan seems to be finding his footing.
23:16So you want to hang out?
23:17Trying to run game on me while I'm giving you a comfort hug?
23:20Do you like this class?
23:22Yeah.
23:22Do you?
23:23Sometimes I'm like, what am I doing here?
23:25What?
23:26What are you doing here?
23:27I'm coming.
23:45All right.
23:51Take care.
23:51Take care.
23:52Bye-bye.
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