00:10Welcome home Jade. How was work today? One, being unenjoyable. Two, being steady. Nice one. In the past two months,
00:19your employment satisfaction has increased by 34%. Seems like this job is a great fit for you.
00:25Yeah, it is. Freya, order a pepperoni pizza from Putz for delivery. Order complete. Actually, amend. Reorder rosé. Jade, a
00:39bottle of rosé will bring your monthly alcohol units to 18. Six units over the recommended intake. Please confirm you
00:46want to amend your order. Freya, are you my mother? No, that's physically impossible. Great, then order the wine.
00:56Order complete.
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02:17Vaginal tightness, four out of five.
02:20Blow jobs, one out of five.
02:22Comment, weigh heavier than her picks.
02:25Dick.
02:34Vitamin B, low to average.
02:37pH, neutral.
02:40Urochrome, high.
02:42Jade, please drink four units of water to achieve optimal hydration.
02:46Yeah, it's called a hangover, Freya.
02:49Uh, play poop soundtrack number four.
02:52Jade, you have a cavity developing on your lateral incisor.
02:56Booking dental appointment for Sunday at 2 p.m.
03:00Please confirm.
03:01Confirmed.
03:03Confirmed.
03:04To milky ownakhgger, first of all, we have to get.
03:11Geợ Opera, exhale.
03:11At 3 p.m.
03:12If you enjoy STOP, raise your grove,
03:13동ken Tú to master in your posture as to perform as an athlete of leukemia.
03:27Add them in front of theAHIC.
03:27Oh, forgethew.com.
03:27comment? The.
03:27and pathetic. To blog to encourage
03:30face or cafe to apply for descent. And that also doesn't
03:32matter. You have toove the
03:32same person seen in Firefox.
03:33to mute Freya health. I am here to help you be your best self. Freya, can you just say
03:39something nice about me, please? You have a strong social network.
03:54Hey. Night, Bubba.
04:05Vitamin B, low to average. pH, neutral. Eurochrome, average. HCG, high.
04:13Congratulations, Jade. You are pregnant. You are now an important part of growing or unified society.
04:19Your due date is March 27th. 50% of your population growth credit will be deposited.
04:26Please confirm your account. Checking or savings?
04:29Oh. Checking. Confirmed. The balance will be deposited upon delivery.
04:35You have 48 hours to notify the father. Your status has been updated.
04:44Your due date is March 27th. You are pregnant.
04:48What the fuck? What the fuck?
04:51Hey, Mom. Um, yeah, I just found out. It's great.
04:57Um, my boyfriend's Theo. Theo, he's a, um, skate park landscaper.
05:09Uh, I gotta go, Mom. Sorry. Bye.
05:14Appointment invitation from Hugo Parsons, Senior Account Manager. Today, 9am. Would you like to accept?
05:23Yes.
05:27I'll try to convince them, but I don't like our chances.
05:32Head office will make the call on Monday, but if I were you, I'd prepare for the worst.
05:42You know, I, I know you love this job, but motherhood is the greatest job of them all.
05:50You're gonna be amazing.
06:04Welcome home, Jade. How was work today? On a scale of one...
06:07One.
06:10Sorry to hear you had a bad day. Anything specific you'd like to tell me?
06:13Pray, uh, order, uh, chicken tandoori from BJ's for delivery.
06:19Jade, as an obese geriatric pregnancy, you have been placed on a government-issued balanced diet.
06:25Your meal will arrive shortly.
06:27Did you know he had a bad day?
06:29Oh,ões pospose to perfect.
06:32Yeah, no way, why are you difficult to do it?
06:39Ah, sorry.
06:42Hey!
06:42Where are you going to find it?
06:43It's该 time.
06:54Season 2
06:54Three
07:07Please stand by for the Federal Department of Health and Human Services.
07:11Your conversation is monitored for training and quality purposes.
07:16Hello, Jade.
07:18My name is Annie, and I'm here to talk to you about the miracle growing inside you right now.
07:24We noticed you searching some blocked content.
07:28So, this is a friendly reminder that self-harm while you are with child is a federal offense.
07:35This is a formal warning.
07:38If I could get you to go ahead and confirm you've received this warning, that would be great.
07:45Confirmed.
07:46Thanks, Jade.
07:47The Department of Health and Human Services thanks you for growing our unified society.
08:00And no one matches with you if you don't have a VDD.
08:06Fuck.
08:08Fuck!
08:10Sorry.
08:14Yeah, well, you can't take it back now, so...
08:18Oh, no, I just...
08:23I'm an idiot.
08:26I'm so sorry.
08:33Uh, well, I guess I'll see you soon.
08:39Yeah?
08:40I guess so.
08:42Hey, you and me, growing a unified society, huh?
08:47Huh.
09:09Okay.
09:13Freya?
09:14How can I help, Jade?
09:18What if I don't want a baby?
09:20Jade, every life is sacred.
09:22As a valued citizen, it is your responsibility to grow our population.
09:35Hey, Elle, can I come over?
09:39Yes!
09:41Yes, oh my gosh!
09:43It's fucking scary, but you're gonna be fine.
09:46You know what?
09:47Jesus, if David and I can do it, so can you and Leo.
09:51Theo.
09:52Ah.
09:53Right.
09:54Theo.
10:00Oh, yes!
10:01Oh, look!
10:02Okay, here, you know what?
10:03I gotta go pee, and I never get to pee alone.
10:14It's okay.
10:18Okay.
10:28Can you take her, please?
10:30Yeah, of course.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Yeah.
10:39I can't do it, Elle.
10:46Do you still have the address?
10:49Are you sure?
10:52It's not safe.
11:04Hey, Mom.
11:06Yeah, I'm good.
11:08How's the hip?
11:10No.
11:12Oh, that's no good.
11:16Yeah.
11:18Nothing.
11:20I was just going to tell you I love you.
11:25Mm-hmm.
11:28Okay.
11:30Yeah, I will.
11:31Bye.
11:31Bye.
11:33Bye.
11:34Bye.
11:38Bye.
11:42Bye.
11:50I don't know.
12:14Vitamin B. Average.
12:17pH. Neutral.
12:19Eurochrome. Low to average.
12:22HCG. Undetected.
12:25You are no longer pregnant.
12:28You have miscarried.
12:33Jade. 25% of geriatric pregnancies end in miscarriage.
12:38Jade. 25% of geriatric pregnancies end in miscarriage.
12:43Please consider cons...
12:47You have 48 hours to notify the father.
12:56Your population growth deposit has been withdrawn from your account.
13:09Your status has been updated.
13:18Jade. Please drink three units of water to achieve optimal hydration.
13:37Reminder.
13:38Dentist appointment at 2 p.m.
13:40Jesus Christ.
13:40You have one.
13:42The Rising.
13:43Zero.
13:43Two.
13:44Zero.
13:44One.
13:44Zero.
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