00:28Satsang with Mooji
00:59He, he, he, he.
01:45Cursed! Cursed!
01:50Cursed is this map, the map to the treasure of the Spanish invade.
01:56You cannot begin to imagine the horrors the curse brings.
02:03So do not even try.
02:06But the curse can be avoided if you put the map back in its bottle before sunset.
02:17Sunset!
02:20Sunset!
02:37Sunset!
02:40Sunset!
02:43Sunset!
02:46Sunset!
02:53Sunset!
02:55Sunset!
02:59Sunset!
03:07Sunset!
03:08Hell, feel nothing!
03:09Sunset!
03:10Sunset!
03:12Sunset!
03:16Shiver me timbers, a treasure map! And if I remember the maps I've seen in me youth, this one be
03:24leadin' to the Lost Riches. Oh, the Spanish Maine!
03:37Finally, that treasure has been a 40-year competition between me and me two scurvy siblings, Blue Pirate Bob and
03:45Purple Pirate Paul.
03:46Ooh, what a couple of ugly bilge-wrapped baby!
03:51Yarr! Now I'm gonna keel-hole ya! Yarr!
03:56Oh, I'm sorry. Walk the plank. I was gonna make you walk the plank. But now I'd be in such
04:05a fine mood, I'll be holdin' off on it. For now.
04:16Yarr!
04:17Oh, nice work, Thomas!
04:40Yarr!
04:42Rock? Hi! Excuse me. I, uh... Now, he said, I be Blue Pirate Bob, and I don't take lightly to
04:51no stowaways.
04:53You know what I do to stowaways?
05:03Rock? Oh, sorry. No, I don't feed em' and make em' comfortable, and see to their every need, but you're
05:10half right, cause there will be some feedin' to me mascot!
05:14Rock?
05:15Ah! Sorry, little fella. I'm just translating.
05:21Rock?
05:21Rock! Rock! Rock!
05:33What's that you say?
05:36You want to bargain for your life, Judy?
05:47A treasure, says ye.
05:49Well, what?
05:51That makes a sweet pot sweeter, doesn't it?
05:53And where might that be?
06:01Well, if it ain't the ship of me no-good brother, Red Pirate Ron.
06:06So, you're saying he found a treasure map, are ye?
06:16Well, then, let's pay him our traditional family visits, says I, huh?
06:44Oh, that should keep the mast from falling over again.
07:01Oh, wow, what in the name of Davey Joseph's locker room?
07:15Oh, me hated brother Blue Pirate Bob.
07:19So, you smell me treasure map, huh?
07:22Well, come and get it!
07:24It's gorgeous.
07:25Beh-beh-beh-beh-beh-beh-beh.
07:46Oh, my God.
08:17Oh, my God.
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43:58Oh, my God.
44:27X marks the spot.
45:06Greetings, fortune hunters. I am the spirit of Don Diego Clippershears.
45:15You survived the curse of my man and have come seeking the burial place of the treasure of the Spanish
45:24Maine.
45:28Unfortunately, that makes you thieves. And all thieves must first get by.
45:38My security system.
45:48You do not get to be the most famous wig maker in Spain without knowing a little magic.
45:54How else could someone make all those old guys want to wear long curly hair?
46:01It looks ridiculous.
46:07Behold, the guardian of the treasure of the Spanish Maine!
46:27Well, it was the only thing we had on the ship to model it after.
46:43You did not think I would just give you the treasure, did you?
46:51Farewell, fools!
46:54Move!
46:57Move!
46:59Move!
47:05Move!
47:06Move!
47:15Move!
47:17Move!
47:28Oh, my God.
47:54Oh, my God.
48:48Oh, my God.
49:01Oh, my God.
49:26So, you defeated my guardian, eh?
49:31Well, good for you.
49:33But I bet you did not bring back the key.
49:46Ah, so you have.
49:49Well, congratulations.
49:59This is the lock to the door.
50:02You may only enter if you can figure out the puzzle of how the key opens it.
50:09And you will have to be very crafty indeed, because it won't be...
50:18Okay, yes, I suppose that was a little obvious.
50:23You have defeated my guardian and unlocked the door.
50:27Fabulous reaches await you within.
50:31Reaches beyond your wildest breeze.
50:53I guess he isn't too much of a hurry to hear about the horrible traps.
51:05Oh, did I forget to mention those?
51:10Well, I do not have a brain, so it's tough to remember things.
51:15Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
51:44Ha-ha-ha! That is right! The old trap-smashing stair that smashes down on you from the ceiling, Trigg!
51:54You may as well turn back, because the rest of the stairs are all trapped!
52:00There's no way anybody could possibly... Hey, what are you doing?
52:17I am fine. Thanks for asking.
52:52Welcome to the Mind Your Memory Game!
52:58I am going to show you an ancient cryptic rune, and you are going to have to memorize it!
53:05Oh, did you catch that? I hope so, because now you have to find it again!
53:11Amongst all these, whichever rune you choose, a door will open to let you out.
53:19But, if you choose the wrong rune, that lightning rod up there will zap your baton!
53:27No pressure! And... Go!
53:38We have officially started! Choose a rune!
53:47Today! Choose a rune today, please!
53:57Got places to be! Things to do!
54:09How would you just hurry up and...
54:20Hmm...
54:21Hmm...
54:21Well, I said the door would open after you chose, and...
54:24Technically, you did choose.
54:27So, I guess I cannot make a liar out of myself now!
54:36Well, I know!
54:37You could find more than the Numerous
54:40what's going on!
54:40You could find a liar out of myself!
54:41You could find a liar out of myself!
54:42...and...
54:46...and he is the ground to make instill.
54:47You could find him!
54:47Did you know what?
54:48He is...
54:48He is!
54:48He is, he is.
54:54I can't see!
54:57He is!
54:59Yes, it is true. All of my fabulous wealth is now yours for the taking.
55:09So go ahead, take it. Go on, what are you waiting for? Take it, it is yours.
55:19What? You think there is a catch?
55:25Well, you are right. There is a catch.
55:38If you can get past this, the treasure of the Spanish main is all yours.
55:45Fortunately for me, you will not.
55:59Ahh!
56:04Ahh!
56:14Ahh!
56:29That is the big climax to the fabulous treasure hunt.
56:35Oh, that is just great.
56:38Fantastic.
57:06Ah, you can take the emergency exit.
57:09What do I care?
57:13I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.
57:16It is not like I go out much.
57:19I am a skull for crying out loud.
57:26Maybe this is the year I finally turn the place into a bed and breakfast.
57:47I am a skull for crying out loud.
57:48I am a skull for crying out loud.
58:43The treasure!
58:45For the last time, quiet you!
58:52Oh, you're even more...
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