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00:21You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:48Um...
00:49Well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08Do you wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:12Well, um...
01:14Given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder if there aren't maybe other opportunities that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:27Well, given she never graduated, I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh, it seems like with all the changes at the club, the new owner
01:38and what have you, it would be very beneficial to everyone for the status, quote, to be maintained vis-a
01:48-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin, but this is... this is really not how we do things
02:00around here.
02:01Yeah. Look, if she's unsatisfied, you know, we can ask around.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area that's willing to hire someone without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to film.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell us.
02:19And we'll tell our side, and our side is that we were at home having a heated discussion.
02:24Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28We saw two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're peeking around in the back garden, which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know, and if it's not, I know the blackmailing is.
02:34Right.
02:34I don't want to make sure but it's yes, exactly.
02:36So we'll turn a clip in.
02:38Don't you fucking touch me!
02:40Don't you fucking touch me!
02:40Stop it!
02:45Don't you fucking touch me!
03:01So what do you want?
03:12holy shit 45k 10 days paid vacation and fucking health insurance we're set we are set for life
03:22for sure hey when we get home can you help me find a good doctor i wonder if they can
03:27bundle
03:27something with the cyst surgery do i have any weird moles they can remove what's wrong nothing you got
03:36a big one right by your scapula are you feeling guilty or something because we're not bad people
03:44they are yeah totally they suck late stage capitalism just like you said i mean we agreed
03:50to do this for a future baby no i know it just feels like we left a lot on the
03:57table negotiation wise
04:00all we need is health insurance and anything more it sounds like blackmail i just wonder if maybe we
04:11could have gotten something from me too you know oh i'm just now realizing that we didn't even think
04:18about that do you want to go back no it's too late now fine fine just it's felt weird is
04:29all
04:32you know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me that could become a medical emergency
04:36at any given moment but okay no you're right you're right you're right you're right i'm sorry
04:43i can't imagine how scary that is yeah it's really scary
04:57let's never fight like this again okay
05:02i love you
05:10all employees must maintain the highest standards of personal professional conduct both during
05:15and outside of workouts any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for
05:21termination yeah we really got to update that yeah the video looks so much worse than what actually
05:29happened right i mean it's like they zoomed in and yeah the technology is just so fucked up
05:36you sure you want to eat those god knows what they put in them
05:42i mean what the fuck is wrong with kids these days entitlement sorry if i had pulled this ship back
05:48at
05:48soho house kevin nader would have cut my fucking bollocks kevin kevin was a good boss yeah i've come
05:53to realize now why he ran such a tight ship oh my ql's cramping up use the foam roller
06:01ow ow
06:04oh
06:06these fucking kids don't know who they messed with
06:09we have so many more years experience being petty no no no no no no listen we're not gonna make
06:14it worse we're lucky all she wants is health insurance when i was at oliver people's i made
06:18everyone hate this one kid until he quit he had no idea it was me mark ritter what a cunt
06:26stop
06:29stop promoting her is the only move done well so they're just going to get away with it no
06:32consequences linds if that video got out i'd be fired in two seconds josh they are going to lord
06:39this over us for the rest of our lives no one's lording okay there's no lording i'm going to promote
06:43her tomorrow she deletes the video we move on until they surprise us with like a backup video
06:48literally the next time they want something well you know what i can only put out the present fire
06:51not the non-existent one or you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably
06:58shit trees what do you want me to do we can't fire her we can't call the cops
07:07all right crazy thought
07:12what if you quit
07:15what is no i i'm you know hear me out if
07:20if you leave the club the video is of no use to them right okay and then what where am
07:28i going to get
07:28a job how are we going to pay for this place we'll sell it we can downsize really yeah are
07:38you
07:38kidding me you would not be happy downsizing look around it's all upsize all upsize i know it sounds
07:45mad but this could be a fresh start for us we could take out a loan get credit cards
07:54we'd have time to actually enjoy things we could go to concerts you could play music again i don't know
08:01maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track
08:07can you just consider it genuinely for a moment
08:15i mean
08:20i'm i'm gonna promote her tomorrow okay it's gonna be all right it's gonna be all right
08:25i'll let people win every day we'll manage it it's literally my job general general manager
08:39oh yeah yeah i'm sure you'll figure it out as well
08:48what
09:08i'm
09:09i'm
09:10i'm
09:10i'm
09:11i'm
09:11i'm
09:11i'm
09:12I've never missed again.
09:14Did Lindsay say something about the 30% discount?
09:17Because that was a good deal.
09:18No, I stand by that.
09:20You've been great.
09:21You've been a wonderful member of the team.
09:22This is Park.
09:23It's purely fiscal.
09:24Fuck your fiscal!
09:26Okay, Deb, I know that emotions are really high right now.
09:28Yeah, they're high!
09:29You have every right to be angry.
09:31You have every right to be perfect.
09:33Let's try to take a breath for a second.
09:35It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:37You've been a great man.
09:51This guy sucks, Josh.
09:53Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked.
09:55She had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Carr last minute.
09:58But it's no excuse.
09:59You're absolutely right.
10:00All right.
10:01Can you cop the drinks at least?
10:03Yeah, let me take care of that and I'll call you back.
10:05He's taking care of it.
10:06Put the fear of God in him.
10:07Hey, there she is.
10:08Hi.
10:10Sorry, is that all good, don't you?
10:11Yeah, sure, no.
10:12I wanted to check in with you right when you got in.
10:14How are we doing?
10:15Everything to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah.
10:17Thanks.
10:18Please close the door and have a seat.
10:22Have a little chit-chat.
10:23Um, so...
10:25So, how do you want to go about this?
10:28Do you want to delete the video now?
10:30Or do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:33Uh...
10:34Yeah.
10:35Either way.
10:36Um, but I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that.
10:40No, no, I want to.
10:41That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it.
10:45So, this one goes with this one.
10:49Oh, problem.
10:49Oh.
10:49Um, yeah, just, yeah.
10:52Um, and if you just give them the old autograph, then I'll be able to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome.
10:57Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides, because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died.
11:04And we already paid them.
11:05This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so...
11:10Yeah, a lot of, uh, Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong.
11:15I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it.
11:17There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won.
11:20It's okay.
11:20You won.
11:21You don't have to do any of this.
11:22You just have to delete the video.
11:24Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:29Um, here.
11:34Wait.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah, duh, uh.
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can do
11:46about that, right?
11:49Uh.
11:55Well, you could walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time. I'm not trying to force you.
12:06No, no, no, no, no, no. We'll get an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:10Anything else you need?
12:13Um, I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh, could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:22Copy that.
12:25Thanks.
12:30Hey, you're a really good GM.
12:33Oh, nice. Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God, she's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:56Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:03Mmm.
13:16I'm working.
13:17I'm working on it.
13:37You okay?
13:38Sorry, I know you're busy.
13:39I was gonna go during lunch, but I have an orientation now.
13:43Yeah, and we're both so busy today.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Can you please do this for me?
13:48Our whole future's riding on this job.
13:50Why are you so stressed?
13:51We have the videos still.
13:52I know, but I still have to do a good job.
13:55If someone talks shit and the owner fires me,
13:57then I can't do my surgery,
13:58and then I lose my health insurance,
14:00and you can't get yours,
14:01and then we can't pay our bills.
14:03And then we're doing ASMR muck bangs in my car for rent money.
14:05So, can you please go to H&M?
14:08Hello?
14:09Did I lose you?
14:10Sorry, reception's weird.
14:11Yeah, I'll go to H&M.
14:12Oh, my gosh.
14:13Thank you, thank you.
14:14Hey, I love you.
14:18Mmm.
14:35Oh, my God, I'm gonna start crying just talking about it.
14:38But our silent auction raised over $100,000 for Save the Frogs.
14:43It's all thanks to you, Eva.
14:44Oh, stop it.
14:45It was a team effort.
14:47Linz, could you check on the food?
14:50Could you check on the food?
14:52Oh, my God, people went so crazy
14:54betting on that dinner with Woosh.
14:56I mean, he's so fucking hot.
14:58I don't even like tennis, and I'm taking lessons.
15:01I think he has a crush on me.
15:04He sent me a little text.
15:06I would never, of course.
15:08But, sweetie, he texted all of us.
15:12He's gonna send a few more flirty texts
15:14and try to sell your skin care.
15:18Yeah.
15:20Right, I mean, that's why I didn't reply.
15:22Eva, did you buy anything from Woosh?
15:24Your skin looks amazing.
15:26Oh, thanks.
15:27No, same old routine.
15:29Just a little aquaphor before bed.
15:33Linz, you should talk to Woosh about the travel packages.
15:36They're only 40K, and Korean lasers knock, like, ten years off your face.
15:43Right, yeah.
15:44Well, that's a good deal.
15:45I should look into that.
15:47Oh, before I forget, Linz, could you tell Josh to book the conference room for us next week?
15:51It is so hard to focus in here.
15:54Do you know what, Eva?
16:00We actually promoted someone.
16:02For this very reason.
16:04Oh, yeah?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Her name's Ashley Miller.
16:08Let me give you her cell.
16:10Any requests you have, grievances, honestly, even just personal errands, you can just reach out to her directly.
16:16You can think of her as a personal concierge.
16:18That is such a great idea.
16:21I know, right?
16:25Right.
16:26I'm going to go and pinch a stick from someone, but you will carry on.
16:32When did she start smoking?
16:34There's going to be a lot of people, and the event's going to come up fast.
16:38You need to update accounts payable and make sure that quarterly projections track with the allocation of the carnival feathers.
16:44You following me so far?
16:46Got it.
16:46Now, the way that Deb and I like to work together for the last 16 years, we would give our
16:52vendors enough lead time,
16:53given the supply chain issues that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams.
17:00You understand?
17:02Yes.
17:03Got it.
17:04SEM-wise, are you the point for towels?
17:07I think so.
17:08You are not.
17:10Towels are vendor-managed inventory.
17:13I was going to say.
17:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
17:17You know, Josh didn't give me much of a heads-up about your promotion.
17:21Yeah, no, it all happened so fast.
17:23It's a big step up on a beverage cart.
17:26Where'd you go to college?
17:29Actually, in lieu of college, I decided to gain managerial experience in the food and beverage sector.
17:38Oh, managerial.
17:40Yeah, yeah.
17:40I'm managing in the, uh, the registrarial capacity.
17:44And where was that?
17:46Uh, I think it was Albertson's, um, oh, she takes us, uh, as a city of Voxnard.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03Asher's a fucking idiot.
18:05This one's wrong, too.
18:05They're all wrong.
18:21Mono Vista Point.
18:22Josh speaking.
18:23Hey, sorry to call at work.
18:24Your cell had some voicemail.
18:25No worries.
18:26You okay?
18:27I'm fine.
18:28Not a good time?
18:28Yeah, yeah, of course.
18:30Uh, hey, I'm sorry that I didn't send any money this month.
18:32It's just been really crazy with, uh, the new owner and everything.
18:35It's okay.
18:36We're doing fine.
18:37Okay, are you sure?
18:38Because, uh, I can send some now if it's urgent.
18:40We're good.
18:41Funeral's paid off.
18:42Chipping away at the hospital, though.
18:44Nice.
18:45Slowly but surely, right?
18:47Hey, so, some of your mail got sent to Mom's.
18:51Uh, oh, yeah?
18:53That's, uh, that's weird.
18:55Uh, yeah.
18:56They're from a debt collector.
18:58Oh, oh, God.
19:00How?
19:00Oh, sorry about that.
19:01That's, um, I'm pretty sure I paid this off.
19:05Uh, you haven't.
19:06You should call them.
19:08Okay, yeah.
19:10Wow, geez.
19:11Thanks for the heads up, sis.
19:12And, you know, I checked the joint account you had with Mom.
19:15What?
19:16I don't think that you can, uh, that's a lot.
19:22How did you do that?
19:23I just pretended I was Mom.
19:24They haven't updated their records yet.
19:26That's illegal, Sarah.
19:28I really need to close that account.
19:29I couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft charges over the last year.
19:33Yeah, you know, like I said, I, I, you know, it's really crazy over here, and, uh, I can't really
19:37stay on top of everything, so.
19:39Josh.
19:39Josh, if you're hard up for money, you don't need to send us anything.
19:43I'm fine.
19:44Sarah, I can't believe you lied to the bank.
19:46I know you regret not being there when she passed, but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that.
19:51Okay, you know what, like I said, uh, it's the last time I'm gonna say this.
19:56I had to work that night.
19:57It is what it is.
19:58I'm gonna send you money.
19:58Goodbye.
20:02Good boy.
20:03Goodbye.
20:03Sit down.
20:04Babi, sit.
20:05Sit.
20:05Okay.
20:06Good hand.
20:10Ugh, fucking wish.
20:15Good boy.
20:16Good boy.
20:17Good boy.
20:18Good boy.
20:18Drop it.
20:19Good boy.
20:20Okay, I didn't do all the cheeky.
20:22Goodbye.
20:39Good boy.
20:40Good boy.
20:41Drop it.
20:42Drop it.
20:42Good boy.
20:44Goodbye, dear.
20:55Oh, false reply.
21:04Okay, I'll see you.
21:10Let's lay that out.
21:12Toss on a filter.
21:27Burberry?
21:28Burberry?
21:44Good boy.
21:45Good boy.
21:45Come here.
21:46Come here.
21:46No more.
21:47No more.
21:47No more.
21:48No.
21:48No.
21:49That's all.
21:50Good boy.
22:02Maybe you could come by and design my room sometime.
22:05I moved in a week ago and still haven't unpacked.
22:08So you just left your entire life in Korea because she asked you to teach tennis here.
22:12Well, chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed and, you know, she accounts
22:16for, like, two percent of Korean GDP.
22:20Well, she has appalling taste in interior design.
22:25God, I could say anything of that accent and I'd still find it hot.
22:28Oh, please.
22:29You have a line for everyone.
22:30Oh, for real, though.
22:33This one's a little hot today.
22:35Here.
22:35Try this.
22:37It's the best brand by far.
22:39Chocos.
22:45Feels so much cleaner.
22:47Is it Korean?
22:48Yeah.
22:49Koreans are like that.
22:51It's getting a little hot out.
22:54I get some on my back.
22:56Yeah.
22:56Of course.
22:59Sorry, my hands are a bit cold.
23:02No.
23:03Feels really good.
23:05So does Chocos only make sunscreen?
23:09No, they got everything.
23:10Eye creams, masks.
23:12I'll bring you some samples next time.
23:14I know a guy.
23:15I could get you a good deal.
23:16Now, if I wanted to see results, like, right away, what would you recommend?
23:20If you want immediate results, you got to go to Seoul.
23:23Chocos has the best skin clinic and they have this VIP program where they fly first class,
23:28car service, five-star hotels.
23:30It's crazy.
23:31Wow.
23:32How much is that?
23:33Depends on what you want, but the friends and family rate,
23:36with a little Wish and Lindsay rate,
23:38let's say, $40,000?
23:43But, I mean, you know, it's me.
23:46Couldn't you knock off, like, a 20%?
23:50Oof.
23:51Yeah, with the flights and the hotels,
23:54I think the best I could do is $39,500.
24:03Um, I really need this.
24:06So, could you just help me out?
24:10Pulling a lot of strings for you.
24:13Could always save up.
24:15Yeah.
24:17Fine.
24:18Sorry.
24:20Stop working on that overhead.
24:35Does the chairwoman know?
24:38Yeah, she knows.
24:39She gave me permission.
24:41No, I mean, does she know that you've been making a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable?
24:47What are you talking about?
24:49I mean, I think she'd be pretty disappointed to hear that you've been sexually harassing members.
24:54Oh, are you serious?
24:54And, frankly, you're making me feel quite uncomfortable right now.
24:58And the club takes allegations like this very seriously.
25:05All right, guys.
25:06You've got to stack your knees above your ankles.
25:09This isn't a lower back exercise, okay?
25:12It's all about your posterior chain.
25:14When I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:17Oh, my God.
25:18I'm so glad to be home.
25:19I hate the busiest day today.
25:21Oh.
25:22Sorry, were you recording something?
25:24Yeah.
25:25I'm making a series of how-to videos.
25:27I'm starting with the glutes,
25:28and then I'm going to work my way up the posterior chain,
25:31and then I'm going to head back down.
25:33Who's making you do this?
25:34No one.
25:35I just realized I got all this knowledge, you know?
25:37From football, when I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:40Oh, like all those trainer influencers you follow.
25:43You don't think it's a good idea?
25:45No, it is.
25:46It's just asking.
25:48It's a great idea.
25:50I'm going to clean up.
25:51No, no, that's okay.
25:51Yeah.
25:53Did you get a chance to pick up some clothes?
25:54Yeah, I got some good stuff.
25:56I texted a bunch, but you didn't reply.
25:59Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
26:00I had the craziest day today.
26:02I was just, like, running around,
26:04and people at work, like, actually need me,
26:06which is...
26:07It's kind of cool, but I have so much work to do today.
26:09Do you want to do that in the bedroom, then?
26:11Because I've got to keep on recording my videos.
26:14Yeah, okay.
26:17Is everything okay, though?
26:18Because I...
26:19I don't know.
26:20I feel like I'm picking up a weird energy or something.
26:23I'm fine.
26:24I think maybe you just might be protecting.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Maybe.
26:31Wait, are these from Goodwill?
26:33Yeah.
26:34I went to H&M, but it didn't feel right
26:36leaving the tags on and then returning, so...
26:39Oh, wow.
26:41Nice, right?
26:42So nice.
26:44These are, like, timeless.
26:48Good job.
26:51Thanks.
26:53Uh, just gonna go try them on.
26:55Okay.
26:58I got your back any time.
26:59Anything for my girl.
27:00Aw, that's just sweet.
27:08Only the best for my boys.
27:11Good job for us.
27:12Got you the 20-year this time.
27:14My God, you know I'm happy for that.
27:16Happy.
27:16Yeah, it's a softer proof, more refined.
27:19It's very hard to find these days.
27:20Man, this new owner better not replace you, bro.
27:24What?
27:24What do you mean?
27:25Hey, Troy.
27:26Yeah?
27:27Tell him what you heard.
27:30I didn't really hear much.
27:31It's not worth stressing out over.
27:33Just tell me.
27:34I'm not stressed.
27:34I'm not stressed.
27:36You know, I just...
27:38Hershey might be interviewing some folks.
27:40That's all.
27:42Yeah?
27:43Who?
27:44How many?
27:45I don't really know much.
27:48Sorry, bro.
27:50Oh, I got a capital gain situation.
27:52Hey, Troy, who's that tax guy you got?
27:54I think I need a little help.
27:56Yeah, I'll text you.
27:57You helped park by this club.
27:59Saved your 20 mil.
28:00That's crazy.
28:00What do you do, like a 1031 or something?
28:03Duh.
28:04My guy's good.
28:06You set up a buy bar, I'll die for me.
28:09Yo, it's crazy.
28:10I can't even believe this shit's legal.
28:11Damn.
28:12What asset did he make you buy?
28:14I don't know.
28:15Monet, mayonnaise.
28:18All I know is we making money.
28:20Oh.
28:21Shut up, party pal.
28:22Shut up, Joshy.
28:23Now you got to play.
28:25Come on over here.
28:26Come on, just a quick one.
28:27Nah, I can't.
28:28I got to go home.
28:30Put your money in.
28:35I mean, if you guys like losing.
28:36Now we talking.
28:38Oh, shit.
28:38Here we go.
28:39High card wins.
28:40Come on, Joshy.
28:42Let's go, baby.
28:43Let's go.
28:44All right.
28:44Show us what you got.
28:45Hey, Josh.
28:46Draw for me, too.
28:47You got it.
28:48Michael.
28:55Tough card to beat.
28:59Oh, shit.
29:01King takes it.
29:03Way to go, Michael.
29:04Damn it, Phil.
29:05Sorry.
29:06I don't care, Baron.
29:07I swear to God, Mike.
29:08Do you ever lose at anything?
29:10No, I don't do that.
29:11Thanks, Joshy.
29:13Yep.
29:14All right, man.
29:15Let's do it again.
29:15What's your Venmo?
29:17At Michael Phelps.
29:19Oh, yep.
29:20There you are.
29:22It's a 5K limit.
29:24Back-to-back days is fun.
29:26Yeah, it's fun.
29:31I know my post said $800, but I am flexible, so, you know, we can talk.
29:34I got stuff from pretty much everybody at every level.
29:37Collegiate, pros, great guys.
29:40So here we got the A1s.
29:44Signed by Ant.
29:46Ah.
29:47And we got the Jordans here.
29:491990 Jordans.
29:53And here we got the Tiger Woods Clubs.
29:56So, funny story about...
29:57Are those the B.O. Lab 18s?
30:00Yeah.
30:03Huh.
30:05You, uh, you're an audiophile?
30:08Yeah, a little bit.
30:09Nice, man, nice.
30:11So, anyway, funny story about these.
30:13You remember when Tiger went crazy at Augusta?
30:15Yeah.
30:15This is his 4-iron.
30:16That's why it's a little crooked.
30:19You know, these 18s are going for, like, 10K on eBay.
30:23Is that right?
30:24Yeah.
30:24I'll take them off your hands right now for 9.
30:27They're, uh, they're not for sale.
30:29Huh.
30:29But I will sell you Tiger Woods Clubs for 10K.
30:32Well, what about the Moog, though?
30:33None of the music stuff's for sale.
30:37Right.
30:38Huh.
30:39You know that the AE ones, they're going to appreciate, by the way.
30:42Anthony Edwards, he's the future.
30:46When you said Anthony Edwards, I thought that was the dude from E.R.
30:54Goose?
30:55No, no.
30:56E.R.
30:57Yeah, no, I know.
30:58Goose from Tuckham.
30:59What does that have to do with you?
31:00I'm saying it's the same actor.
31:03Huh.
31:06Uh, thank you for your time.
31:09You have a good day.
31:21Uh, wait.
31:23Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
31:34Please remove this one as well?
31:36Yes.
31:39You know, if the chairwoman needs help with any of the equipment, my fiancée is a trainer here.
31:45혹시 회장님께서 기구 사용에 도움이 필요하시다면 약혼자가 여기서 트레이너로 일하고 있다고 합니다.
31:52우리 필요 없어요?
31:53She won't be needing that at the moment.
32:00He's Korean?
32:02Half?
32:03Half?
32:04절반은 한국인이랍니다.
32:07남자친구가 한국 사람이에요.
32:09남자친구 생각하는 마음이 예쁘네요.
32:13그래요.
32:14이제 나이 들면 친구도 가고 부모님도 떠나시고 자식마저 떠나죠.
32:21그때 내 옆에 남는 사람은 내 동반자뿐이에요.
32:24She says it's sweet of you to think of your fiancé.
32:27내 남편한테 정말 필요한 거는 물리치료사예요.
32:29What the chairwoman's husband needs is a physical therapist.
32:37You know, it's funny if you should mention that because my fiancé is a physical therapist.
32:41I thought he was a trainer.
32:43Yeah, no, he is, part-time, but, uh, yeah, we just never thought to have a PT here before.
32:48It's genius, really.
32:50Most members are 50s, 60s.
32:51They definitely keep Austin busy.
32:53She's smart.
32:56You're English, chairwoman.
32:58Shh.
32:58Don't tell.
32:59Only you know.
33:01Oh.
33:01Well, I'm so honored.
33:03And I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT, if you wish.
33:08Perhaps the chairman should try a session with your fiancé first?
33:13Yes.
33:14Let me try first.
33:15Absolutely.
33:16I'll set that up.
33:17I chose a husband, 20 years younger, so I can die before him.
33:22And now, he has more health problems than me.
33:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:35Hi, I lost a flower.
33:37Hi, I lost a flower.
33:37Hi, I lost a flower.
33:38Hi, I lost a flower.
33:42Hey, babe.
33:42Oh.
33:43Oh, hey.
33:44Shh.
33:45Shh.
33:46I got, like, so many compliments on my shirt today.
33:51Like.
33:52I love it so much.
33:53Yeah.
33:54Well, you look so good on it.
33:58So, guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym?
34:02Ugh.
34:03I don't want to know.
34:05Austin Davis.
34:08There's another Austin Davis?
34:12No.
34:13It's you, silly.
34:15What?
34:16How'd you do that?
34:18I didn't do anything.
34:21Like, Chairwoman Park just asked about you on her own.
34:23She knew all about your football background.
34:26I think she saw one of your videos.
34:28Yeah.
34:30It's kind of cool, right?
34:32I think we should celebrate or something.
34:35Yeah.
34:35Do you want to join us?
34:37For sure.
34:37Can you put in the, uh, uh, the triple meeting?
34:39Uh, yeah.
34:41Oh.
34:41Oh.
34:42Oh.
34:43Oh.
34:44There's, like, one little thing, though.
34:47Um, you have to be a licensed physical therapist.
34:52What?
34:53That's gonna take me, like, five years.
34:54No, no, no.
34:55It's not.
34:55What are you talking about?
34:56I don't have a license.
34:58Look.
35:00I just feel like we've been off lately.
35:03Right?
35:05No.
35:06I'm fine.
35:08Are you okay?
35:12Yeah.
35:13I guess I've been feeling a bit off.
35:15And I don't know.
35:17I just feel like it'd be really good for me and us if we both worked at the club and,
35:23you know, moved up together.
35:27I mean, I guess if you think that I'll help you feel better, show.
35:33Yeah.
35:34I think it would.
35:36Okay, then.
35:37Hey, do you remember when you lost your driver's license and you used your fake ID for a year
35:42and no one noticed?
35:43Yeah.
35:44So.
35:59So, Dr. Kim is recommending the Fraxel laser, proud lift, and some filler.
36:04Well, he'll remove for free.
36:22And I get all of this for free.
36:25Sure.
36:26I guess, uh, let's see agreement.
36:35Do you know what?
36:35I'm just going to start with a laser.
36:38And I'm going to end up looking crazy.
36:42I wouldn't have been able to afford all that.
36:45I think this is going to be really good for me.
36:49I need you so bad, Ricky.
36:52Oh, yeah.
36:53No one can fuck me like you do.
36:55Please don't make me go that long without you.
36:58Please, sir.
36:59Oh, fuck.
36:59No one gives me this dripping heart.
37:02Oh, yeah.
37:03Oh, yeah.
37:06Oh.
37:08Did you come?
37:10Oh.
37:10We still remember him?
37:12Oh, yeah.
37:47I'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad, but there are good data to support the
37:52idea that if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex...
37:59What the fuck?
38:25I'd like to change my security questions.
38:28Uh, the joint account for me and my mom?
38:31Marta Lucrecia Diaz.
38:34Yeah, I'll hold it.
38:48Uh, come on in.
38:51Hey, boss.
38:51Hey.
38:53Uh, I've got a couple things for you to sign.
38:55Yeah, cool.
38:56What do we need?
38:58Um, also, uh, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you.
39:02Uh, swimming park gives the green line, of course, but, uh...
39:05All right.
39:05Here you go.
39:08Yeah, perfect.
39:11Hey, um...
39:13By the way, I had a look at the, uh, invoices you gave me.
39:17I went over them, and they're all good.
39:19Oh, great.
39:20Yeah.
39:21If, uh, you wouldn't mind just mailing them out.
39:23Is that all right?
39:23Yeah, no problem.
39:24Of course.
39:25All right.
39:26Thanks for doing that.
39:27Oh, yeah.
39:28Uh, thank you for being you.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Hey, you know what?
39:33I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload.
39:36Oh.
39:37Wow.
39:38I, I, I really appreciate that.
39:40Won't lie you down.
39:42Keep crushing it.
39:43Oh.
39:44Hey, you're the MVP.
39:45Mm.
39:46Yeah.
39:57But it totally worked.
39:58You didn't even look.
40:00I can't do this.
40:00I'm coming home.
40:01Babe, stop.
40:02No, this is straight up fraud.
40:04No, the only person who needs to approve the license is Josh.
40:06And he already gave the thumbs up.
40:08If he ever becomes an issue, we just whip out the back of video, and he'll fold.
40:11Stupid old fuck.
40:16Babe?
40:40Josh.
40:41One sec.
40:42I'm locked in.
40:45Did you take the day off?
40:46They got my number if they need me.
40:50What happened to all of your staff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps.
40:56Okay.
40:59Um.
41:02So.
41:04I think I'm going to go and visit my parents next month.
41:07I scattered the mulch.
41:09Scattered it.
41:10Yeah.
41:11I saw that.
41:12Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchinis, squash, whatever.
41:16We turned the ADU into an artist retreat.
41:18Build a stage in the yard.
41:22And then we dance, baby.
41:25It's sort of freaking me out now.
41:27Okay.
41:27Did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey.
41:31Have you ever heard of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:35Um.
41:37Are you okay?
41:38So it's this thing that these, like, rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset.
41:42Like, let's say you buy a painting for a thousand dollars and it appreciates to a million.
41:46Well, when you go to sell it, you gotta pay taxes, right?
41:48You hate art.
41:50No, I love art.
41:50I love art.
41:52I love it.
41:52Monet, manet.
41:53I love it.
41:54Because art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank.
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
42:02And when you die, you pass it to your kid and they sell it and bam, zero taxes.
42:07They pay no taxes.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:09Please, don't tell me you bought art.
42:11Babe, everyone is scamming.
42:14Everyone's scamming.
42:15We have been grinding away here and for what?
42:17Oh, my God.
42:17I can smell it now.
42:18You're high and drunk.
42:20Yeah, I had a few puffs.
42:22I'm the fucking GM.
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them.
42:27You see where I'm going, right?
42:28You see it?
42:29No.
42:30You see it?
42:30No, I don't.
42:32And you know Burberry hates the smell of marijuana.
42:36Lindsay, listen to me.
42:37Listen to me, Lindsay.
42:38Lindsay, listen to me.
42:40I came up with a way to skim thousands of dollars from the club.
42:45Wait, is this some kind of joke?
42:47Are you serious?
42:47I'm the most serious.
42:49The only person other than me that mails out the invoices is now an underqualified, entitled little Gen Z with
42:58no attention to detail.
43:00She's the perfect scapegoat.
43:02This, this is how we get back on track.
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast.
43:08We focus on us.
43:11God, you're so beautiful.
43:13I miss you.
43:17We can't just disappear, Lindsay.
43:21We can't.
43:23Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art.
43:43Beautiful home.
43:46It's a rental.
43:47Oh, man.
43:49Landlords, right?
43:55I'll go check on the chairwoman.
43:58We can get back on the table.
44:27I'm going to talk to you with my husband.
44:29Eunice is going to test me first.
44:33Yes, I'll do it.
44:47Now, let me talk about it.
44:50What are you doing?
44:51What are you doing?
44:53What are you doing?
44:55What are you doing?
44:55What are you doing?
44:57If you don't know me, I don't think you're going to lose your weight.
45:03I'm going to die.
45:06I'm going to die.
45:09I'm going to die.
45:13I'm going to die.
45:15I'm going to die.
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