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Jingle All the Way 2 (2014) [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:06The End
00:38It's cold out, baby, put a jacket on for the chill
00:43I got a bright red sleigh, babe, jingle bells, what a thrill
00:49I'm gonna take it downtown, we got Christmas time to kill
00:54It's a downtown Christmas, baby, take a ride with me
01:00It's a downtown Christmas, baby, take a ride with me
01:05On a cold Christmas night downtown is where I wanna be
01:10You know uptown, baby, they got no lights to see
01:15Head in southbound, baby, they got no
01:19Dad? Hey, Dad! Time to wake up!
01:26Dad!
01:27Where's the buttons on that snooze alarm?
01:32I'm not the snooze alarm
01:35Are you excited? It's time to go ice fishing
01:38I am excited, I'm gonna sleep on it and figure out what we're gonna do with it
01:46Remember, the early bird gets the worm
01:49And I think we know what happens to that worm
01:52It gets gobbled up and eaten
01:56Don't make me!
01:58All right, then
02:02All right, now you've done it
02:04You know what you just did?
02:06You just awakened a giant, abominable yeti
02:09And you know what he feeds on?
02:12Cookies?
02:12No
02:13No
02:14He feeds on tickles!
02:17He need a tickle!
02:19Come on, let's go fishing!
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
02:35I think they keep my guy is the thing to say
02:39I want a bright boy on Christmas day
02:42Partner!
02:43That's the island greeting that we're sending you
02:47From the land where palm trees sway
02:52You know that Christmas will be green and bright
02:56The sun will shine the day and all the stars at night
03:01Ma-ka-ka-ka-ka is the wildest way
03:05To say Merry Christmas to you
03:08Take it, girls!
03:10Merry Christmas to you
03:12Happy Christmas to you
03:19That's the island greeting that we send to you
03:23From the land where palm trees sway
03:27Dad, I wish you could have been at Mommy's wedding
03:30You should have seen Mom's engagement ring
03:33The diamond was huge
03:35And during the wedding, I got to hand Mom her a ring
03:39And you know what, you've been telling me all week
03:42That's awesome
03:43If your mom is happy, I'm super happy
03:46Yeah, she's super happy
03:48And Victor's awesome, don't you think?
03:53Yeah, he's awesome
03:54Hey, you wanna know what else is awesome?
03:56Yeah
03:56Watch this, what am I?
04:01A walrus with tooth decay?
04:04Walrus with tooth decay
04:05Look funny, hey, you want a cheese diddle?
04:08For breakfast?
04:10No, not for breakfast, you don't eat them for breakfast
04:12You ate a Twinkie for breakfast
04:17What's wrong?
04:17What's wrong?
04:18It's a Twinkie
04:21Hey Dad, how come you and Mom didn't stay married?
04:26Well, sweetie, I still love your Mom and everything
04:31We're good friends
04:32I know
04:33You know, she likes classical music and petite fours
04:36And I like ice fishing and Twinkies
04:38And plus she's real organized and ambitious and driven
04:42And well, I'm me
04:46I like ice fishing and Twinkies
04:49And classical music and petite fours
04:55I know
04:56And that's why you're my little girl
04:59I think I got one
05:00No way
05:01Are you a kid?
05:02I haven't caught anything here in six years
05:04Look, there it is!
05:05Oh!
05:15Well, here we are
05:16Back to this place
05:18Wow!
05:19I can't believe I'm going to live here
05:21It's like a palace
05:23Hey!
05:24I guess that makes me a princess
05:26Yeah, well
05:28Looks like that makes me the troll
05:33Hurry, Victor!
05:34They're here!
05:35Hey!
05:36There she is!
05:37Mommy, welcome home!
05:38I miss you!
05:39Look at you!
05:40You look bigger!
05:41Mommy, Victor!
05:42What's up, Tiger?
05:43Hi, Victor!
05:46Hey, buddy!
05:47Well, hey, welcome home!
05:50Hi, Larry!
05:51Hey!
05:52So, did you two have a good time together?
05:54Of course we did!
05:55Look at her!
05:55She's little princess!
05:56We had fun, didn't we?
05:57We had tons of fun!
05:58We went skating!
06:00We went sledding!
06:01We played hockey!
06:03And today, we went ice fishing!
06:05Ice fishing!
06:07How outdoorsy!
06:08Yeah!
06:08And I caught a fish!
06:09Show him, Daddy!
06:11She did like this trout!
06:12Look at that!
06:13Look how fat that is!
06:14That's a big one!
06:15Might even be pregnant!
06:16How was the honeymoon?
06:17Oh, fantastic!
06:19A week in St. Croix
06:21Another sailing around the islands
06:24Victor has his own boat
06:25Wow!
06:27So, I guess it was your second best honeymoon!
06:29I think you forget!
06:31Ours!
06:31Huh?
06:32Sizzler in a movie!
06:33Huh?
06:34That was some good steak!
06:36Yeah!
06:36That's big time!
06:37Well, I'm not gonna brag about it!
06:39Congratulations, Victor!
06:41Thank you!
06:41Now, when she refers to her idiot husband,
06:44she'll be talking about you!
06:45Instead of me!
06:47Larry!
06:49Well, you're just getting nowhere on your decorations!
06:51A little late, isn't it?
06:52Ah, well, Trish told me how much Noel loves Christmas!
06:55I love it!
06:58Oh, he may have gone a little overboard!
07:00No!
07:03So?
07:04What do you think?
07:05Wow!
07:07So pretty!
07:09Anything for you, Sugar Plum!
07:11It's our first Christmas together,
07:12I wanted it to be a memorable one!
07:15Mmm!
07:16Sugar cookies!
07:17Oh, after you wash your hands!
07:19Mmm!
07:20Yeah, you gotta get that fish smell off of there!
07:23Larry, how about a cup of coffee?
07:24Hey, I could go for that!
07:26Love it!
07:26Love coffee!
07:27Ah, Victor, have a...
07:28Please!
07:29Thank you!
07:37So, how's the business?
07:39Sorry!
07:39You go first!
07:40No, you do it!
07:40Hey, how's the trucking business?
07:42Uh, part-time, right?
07:44Well, yeah, it's part-time, but see, that's how I like it!
07:47Part-time is good!
07:49That gives me more time to spend with my daughter!
07:56So, how's the, uh, cardboard box business treating you?
08:00Great!
08:01Baxter Box Company is up, uh, 20% this year!
08:04Online sales are booming!
08:05I mean, all those packages have to be shipped somewhere, right?
08:11What do you mean?
08:11My grandfather would be proud!
08:13Yep!
08:13I built Baxter Box into an empire!
08:17What's this little deal right here?
08:19Look at that little box!
08:20What, do you add water and it gets bigger?
08:21Yeah!
08:23It's a little something I had made for the holidays to give the workers at the company!
08:26Hm!
08:27You know what, take it!
08:28It's my gift to you!
08:30Really?
08:30Yeah!
08:33It's, uh, it's for decoration.
08:35You can display it on your desk!
08:37Well, I don't got a desk!
08:47Coffee's ready!
08:48Oh, yes!
08:49Hey, yeah!
08:49Boy, I'll tell you what, I could go for a steaming cup of Joe Pelt right now!
08:53She goes back to school January 5th, so for the rest of Noelle's vacation we'll just alternate days, as always,
08:59with me and Victor getting Christmas Eve this year and you getting Christmas Day!
09:04Yeah, that sounds good!
09:05I'm in!
09:06That's, wait, he, he gets Christmas Day?
09:08Yeah!
09:08Well, we switch off every year!
09:11Alternate!
09:11This year it's, it's Larry's turn!
09:13I, I understand that!
09:14It's just, you know, it's, it's our first Christmas as a family!
09:17I just thought we'd be together!
09:19First one!
09:20Ever!
09:20Victor!
09:21I get it one year, you get the next year!
09:23That's how it operates!
09:25Of course!
09:25I just, I just, it's Christmas Day!
09:27You know, Christmas morning, the presents under the tree, opening gifts, the Christmas dinner!
09:33With all the trimmings!
09:35I got trimmings!
09:36I make delicious trimmings!
09:38Why can't I just do both?
09:40I spend half a Christmas with Dad, and then go to Mom Bakters!
09:46That's a great idea!
09:49Come on, Dad!
09:51Please, Dad!
09:52Please!
09:56All right, we'll think of something!
09:58All right, we'll figure it out!
10:00Yay!
10:00I did two Christmases!
10:09Sorry, Larry!
10:10Victor's just so excited about being a stepdad, he wants to spend as much time as possible with Noel!
10:15Well, what's done is done!
10:19I'll tell you what, we'll go ahead and have Christmas number one at my house, and then I'll bring her
10:24over here, and you guys can have Christmas number two!
10:26Thanks, Larry!
10:29I'll talk to Victor about how to handle these things in the future!
10:32All right!
10:33Dad, wait!
10:34Victor's gonna put on the Christmas lights!
10:36Okay, you ready?
10:37Come on!
10:37Honey, let's go!
10:38Here we go, ready?
10:39One, two, three...
10:44Wow!
10:46Wow!
10:47Hi, Victor!
10:49That's amazing!
10:50Dad, have you ever seen something so beautiful?
10:54Yeah, it's something, all right.
10:55It is something, that's for sure.
10:57This is going to be the best Christmas ever!
11:05See y'all later.
11:07Good night, Daddy!
11:08Good night, darling.
11:10Hey, Ben Franklin, you got a bulb out.
11:12Ha ha!
11:13Ha!
11:15It's all right, honey.
11:17You did good.
11:18Can't wait for Christmas!
11:21And the lights on a Christmas tree!
11:26No way.
11:27He actually called her my little sugar plug.
11:30Yeah!
11:30I was standing right there!
11:32Wow.
11:33Even I know that's a violation of Daddy's stepdaddy protocol.
11:37You gonna kick his butt like you did Kip Kornhausen?
11:41Kip Kornhausen?
11:41Oh, man.
11:43That was in third grade.
11:44No, I'm not gonna kick his butt.
11:46I'm gonna teach him a lesson, though.
11:48Ha ha!
11:49When it comes to the Christmas spirit, ha ha!
11:51I'm fit to be Victor's worst nightmare.
11:53But the toy every little girl and boy wants for Christmas is Harrison, the talking bear.
11:59Hey, check this out.
12:01Using a sophisticated computer chip, Harrison can learn up to 300 words, including a child's name.
12:08Hi, I'm Harrison.
12:11What's your name?
12:12Margo.
12:13Nice to meet you, Margo.
12:15Let's be friends.
12:17Ha ha!
12:18Well, if you want one in time for Christmas, well, you better hurry.
12:21Supplies are limited and they're not...
12:23Man, I wish I had one of those when I was a kid.
12:26There it is right there.
12:28Christmas lights 100 foot for $32.99.
12:31So if I want to get as many as Victor's got, let's see, that's gonna run me about a liver
12:38and two kidneys.
12:40Oh, boy.
12:42You know he's gonna have a whole winter wonderland over there for her.
12:44I can't really compete with his wallet, so I'm gonna have to use my head.
12:48I'll take the wallet for first round knockout.
12:51Thanks for the vote of confidence there, Mags.
12:53It's on the house, Larry.
12:58Wait a minute.
12:59I got a great idea.
13:01Come on.
13:06Well, that about does it.
13:07We're all done.
13:08That's it.
13:09That's the last part.
13:11You know, using these used car parts, Larry, was a great idea.
13:14This thing's gonna look amazing.
13:16Darn right it will.
13:17Tell you what, Victor can put that in his wallet and sit on it.
13:19You're not gonna find better Christmas lights than that anywhere.
13:22Not even a Kmart.
13:24Speaking of the devil.
13:25Well, looky here.
13:29This is gonna be fun.
13:31Hi, Daddy.
13:32Hey.
13:34What's this?
13:37Looks like you're using a lot of electricity, Larry.
13:41You sure this thing is safe?
13:42Come on, now.
13:43Of course it is.
13:43I rigged it myself.
13:44Obviously, it's safe.
13:46All right.
13:48Oh, for Pete's sake.
13:51Claude, would you get up here?
13:53All right.
13:55In honor of Christmas and Noel, I bring to everybody Larry's spectacular parade of lights.
14:03Use it, please, Claude.
14:09All right.
14:15That ought to be in some kind of a home and garden magazine right there.
14:18That's unbelievable.
14:21Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:24Oh!
14:27Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:32What do you think of that, sweetheart?
14:34It's awesome!
14:35It's glorious.
14:37And now I present to you the grand finale.
14:41As they say in French, the peace of the resistance.
14:52Daddy!
14:54Daddy?
14:55Harry, are you okay?
14:58Am I in heaven?
15:02No.
15:02Hi, Victor.
15:06Sorry there was a power at his last night, so we couldn't make pancakes this morning
15:10or bake Christmas cookies last night.
15:12It's okay.
15:12I can bake cookies later with Chef Felipe.
15:15Who's Chef Felipe?
15:17It's Victor Chef.
15:18Chef?
15:19I bet Victor Chef ain't got fruity pebbles.
15:22How's them fruity pebbles?
15:23Delish.
15:25That's right, they're delicious.
15:27Dad, I think we need a new holiday tree.
15:31What's wrong with that one?
15:32That's one of them little Charlie Brown trees.
15:34He's so cute.
15:37I like the smell of Mommy and Victor's better.
15:43And it doesn't have enough room for presents.
15:48Why don't you and me go shopping for a big old Christmas tree?
15:52Yay!
15:53Call Vince!
15:55Can I have this one?
15:57It's almost as big as the one that Mommy and Victor have at their house.
16:01Yeah, but honey, that thing's $300.
16:03I mean, that's crazy.
16:05$300, it ought to already have presents underneath it.
16:09You know what, sugar?
16:10Pickin' a Christmas tree is like picking a boyfriend.
16:12Trust me, you can't just settle on the first one.
16:14Or the second one.
16:15Or the third.
16:16Or the fourth.
16:16Or the fifth.
16:17Okay, I get it, Dad.
16:18Hey, can I get apple cider?
16:21I'll tell you what, that's the best idea I've heard all day.
16:25Here you go, get me one if it's not $300.
16:28Okay.
16:35So, you like what you see?
16:38Uh, I plead the fifth.
16:41Well, we have a wide variety of trees here.
16:44I see.
16:45If you want a fir tree, we've got Douglas fir.
16:47We've got Noble fir.
16:48We've got Conkler fir.
16:50We've got Canaan fir.
16:51But you know what?
16:51You look more like a pine guy to me.
16:54Do I look like a pine guy?
16:55Uh-huh.
16:56Here I thought I was more of a Conkler.
16:58Boy, all these years I've been living a lie.
17:01Well, we have white pine, Virginia pine, and Scotch pine.
17:04So, what's your pleasure?
17:05I want something very special and cheap.
17:08Special and cheap, huh?
17:10Well, the ones that are cheaper tend to be on the more sparse side.
17:14But you can cover it up if you flock it.
17:16Flocked?
17:17This one right here is only $165.
17:21$165.
17:22How much is the flocking?
17:23Oh, the flocking's free.
17:25You know what?
17:26I'll just take the flocking.
17:28Well, you could go for this little guy over here.
17:30He might be more in your price range.
17:33What in tarnation is that thing?
17:36That is a special order 50-foot Norway spruce shipped from me.
17:4150-foot?
17:42It cost $10,000.
17:45$10,000?
17:47What kind of blockhead buys a Christmas tree for $10,000?
17:52Okay.
17:53Yeah, yeah.
17:53That's great.
17:54Oh, never mind.
17:56Hey, can you give me a second?
17:57I want to check that tree out.
17:58Sure.
17:59That's something else.
18:03Couldn't find anything bigger?
18:05Just kidding.
18:06Thank you very much.
18:07It's fantastic.
18:10Hey, Trish.
18:11Oh.
18:11Oh, it's perfect.
18:13Noelle's gonna love it.
18:13It's gonna be the best tree lighting ever.
18:16Victor, I get that Baxter Box always goes to town's tree lighting ceremony,
18:19but do you really have to buy the town a $10,000 tree?
18:23Are you trying to run for mayor or something?
18:24No, no, hon.
18:26I'm just trying to buy some goodwill and affection here.
18:29I just figure the bigger the tree, the more the affection, right?
18:32Oh, so he's trying to buy Noelle's love.
18:35My little girl's love ain't for sale for anybody.
18:38Oh, sorry.
18:39Hey!
18:40Oh, I'm in here!
18:42Turn it off!
18:43I can't see!
18:45Turn it off!
18:46Somebody turn this machine off!
18:48I can't!
18:50I can't!
18:51Oh!
18:52Oh!
18:56Dad, what happened?
18:59Well, I hope somebody got the license plate of that pigeon.
19:03You wanna have a snowball fight?
19:05Huh?
19:06Come on!
19:13Yeah!
19:14Stouchy!
19:15Yeah!
19:15Ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:17Na-na-na-na-na!
19:19You missed me!
19:22쎌-na-na-na-na-na!
19:22No, no, no!
19:24You have got a really good arm!
19:26Yeah!
19:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:32Ah!
19:32Ah!
19:33Ha-ha!
19:34Now she's chÆ°a came.
19:35Ah!
19:36Yeah!
19:36No!
19:37Ok, this is war.
19:39Aw!
19:39A Jest!
19:39I can't ever hear me!
19:41Ha!
19:43Ha-ha-ha!
19:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:44Ah!
19:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:50How are you even doing that?
19:56I hit you a hundred times.
19:59I got you a million and ninety-eight.
20:05Hey, you two have fun?
20:07We had tons of fun. I totally nailed Victor.
20:10Good for you.
20:12Well, your lunch is ready for you in the kitchen.
20:14And remember, we're dropping you off your dads at three.
20:18We have enough time for another snowball fight after lunch, right Victor?
20:23You wouldn't be interested in peace talks, would you?
20:26Not a chance.
20:29I had a lot of fun with you, Victor.
20:35Oh, me too.
20:37You're almost as much fun as my dad.
20:45Almost as much fun as Larry.
20:52I can't compete with that guy.
20:56Skating, sledding, hockey, ice fishing.
21:00He's like a big squishy teddy bear.
21:03This isn't a competition, Victor.
21:05You're Noelle's dad too.
21:07Dad number two.
21:09Second best, runner-up, a substitute.
21:14Not the real thing, but a startling simulation.
21:17Dad too, as in Dad also.
21:21Your job is to be there for Noelle.
21:23Same as Larry.
21:26That's all that matters.
21:28Okay?
21:34Okay.
21:36Okay.
21:37Take a look.
21:42I'm telling you, Clyde.
21:44Bitch, you may have a snow machine, but Noelle is gonna love that.
21:47Larry, this is crazy.
21:49Yeah, but this is a real good kind of crazy.
21:52Who needs a snow machine when you've got real snow?
21:57Go like this.
21:57It's better on your back.
22:06When is he gonna be here?
22:07I'm sure he'll be here soon, honey.
22:09Hopefully in the next year.
22:12It's Larry.
22:14There he is.
22:18Hey!
22:24Hi, Daddy!
22:25Where's my little girl?
22:28Oh, good night, Larch.
22:32Whoa, you're getting big.
22:33We've been waiting for a half hour, Larry.
22:35Where have you been?
22:36I got a surprise for Noelle.
22:38A surprise?
22:39What is it?
22:39How would you like to have some real snow at Christmas?
22:43We already have snow at Victor's.
22:45I know, but that's that fake stuff.
22:48I mean real snow.
22:48Just come out of the sky and everything.
22:50It's real snow, not that synthetic, man-made polyester stuff that you got at your house.
22:55This is real.
22:57That would be awesome.
22:59Darn right it would be.
23:00Let's show these non-believers, Larry.
23:02Boy, up until Dad's gonna be excited.
23:04This is the best idea I ever had.
23:05Get ready to be bulldozed.
23:07Oh!
23:15Anybody got a towel?
23:16Daddy?
23:21You know what that is?
23:22No.
23:23It's a tickle monster!
23:26It's a tickle monster!
23:28It's a tickle monster!
23:28Alright, you goof.
23:29Time for bed.
23:32Good night, Dad.
23:33Thanks for the snow.
23:34I really liked it.
23:36Even though it's melted and everything.
23:39Ah, sweetie, that's nice of you.
23:41I appreciate it.
23:44Listen, I love you. Good night.
23:45Now, you have a good night's sleep, okay?
23:47Good night, Daddy.
23:49Good night, sweetie.
23:59Ugh.
24:00I don't know, Claude, I just can't catch a break.
24:03I don't know how I can compete with Victor.
24:06No, it's tough. I'll give you that.
24:08He's younger, richer, more educated.
24:12He's in great shape.
24:13Much, much, much better looking.
24:15All right, I get the point.
24:17Look, the more important question is,
24:19why do you feel the need to compete with Victor?
24:22Noelle doesn't care about that stuff.
24:24She loves you for you, Larry.
24:26I am pretty lovable.
24:30Good night, Larry.
24:33See you later, Claude.
24:42Is my angel ready to order?
24:44I sure am.
24:46I was referring to the little angel.
24:48Oh, sorry.
24:49My usual, Maggie, please.
24:52PB and J, light on the PB and heavy on the J.
24:56Correct.
24:56You know what?
24:57I'll have the same thing I always have, too.
25:00Deep-fried everything, hold the salad.
25:02Boom.
25:03Tell you what, Maggie, you know me pretty good.
25:06I got your number, Larry.
25:12See what you're working on there, your homework?
25:14My letter to Santa.
25:17Letter to Santa?
25:17I thought you got that done July 4th.
25:21There's something special I want.
25:24What is it?
25:25I can't tell you or anyone else.
25:28If I do, it won't come true.
25:31It's like making a wish.
25:33No, no, no.
25:34Don't worry.
25:35I'm not gonna ruin that.
25:36But hey, can you give me a little hint?
25:40I'm asking Santa for the one thing I want more than anything in the world.
25:50Hey, I got an idea.
25:53There's a mailbox right over there.
25:55Why don't you give me the letter and then I'll run it out there.
26:00Would you, Daddy?
26:01Thank you so much.
26:02You got it, Squirt.
26:03Come, I'll be right back.
26:15I'll be right back.
26:15Hey, Larry.
26:16Hey, Claude.
26:17What's going on?
26:19Noelle's letter to Santa Claus.
26:21I figure what Victor can do in quantity, I can do with quality.
26:25What?
26:26You're not thinking of opening that, are you?
26:28Yeah.
26:29Of course.
26:31I mean, look.
26:32Victor can get her big old trees and a bunch of fancy lights and a bunch of fake snow.
26:37But when I see what she's got in here, what she really wants for Christmas, I can give it to
26:41her.
26:42That's a private letter.
26:43Not addressed to you.
26:45Not to mention that's a federal crime.
26:49Claude, it's my daughter's letter to Santa Claus.
26:53I think we're gonna be fine.
26:55That's just wrong.
26:56Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:58And you see this?
26:59This is my letter to Santa Claus.
27:01If I find out you tampered with it, well, you're gonna answer to me and Mr. Claus himself.
27:12Boy, who pooped in his hash browns?
27:37Oh, boy.
27:39Her handwriting's horrible.
27:41Just like her daddy's.
27:43Dear Santa.
27:44Uh-huh.
27:44For Christmas, I want my family to get her...her...her...herisone.
27:53Huh?
27:55What the heck's a harisone?
27:57Bye-bye, Daddy!
27:59See you later, sweetheart!
28:05So, what did you and Larry do today?
28:07Not much.
28:08Uh-huh.
28:08More ice fishing?
28:09No.
28:10We just went to the diner.
28:14I wrote a letter to Santa!
28:16Oh, oh, oh.
28:17Let me guess.
28:17Uh, Pixie and her Starburst buddies.
28:21Little Paris and her magical closet.
28:24Those are little kid toys.
28:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:26Hold on.
28:27What, um, what did you ask Santa for?
28:31I can't tell you or else I won't get what I want.
28:34I didn't even tell Dad.
28:36Oh.
28:36Well, you know, we should probably mail those letters right away.
28:42So, uh, you know, I could take it for you.
28:45Dad already did.
28:47Did he?
28:48He ran right out of the diner to mail as soon as I wrote it.
28:55Really?
28:58Thanks.
28:59Excuse me.
29:04Security Welling here.
29:05Welling!
29:07I have an assignment for you.
29:11Hmm.
29:13Yes, sir.
29:14It would be my pleasure, sir.
29:31What are you up to, Chubby?
29:42Oh, hey!
29:43Hi, I'm Jeffrey.
29:44Welcome to Toy Traders.
29:45Merry Christmas.
29:46Happy holidays.
29:47Happy Hanukkah.
29:48Happy Kwanzaa.
29:49And a very happy winter solstice.
29:51I think you got all the bases covered, Jim.
29:53Oh, thank you.
29:54Hey, listen.
29:55I'm looking for something, but I don't quite know what I'm looking for.
29:58Okay.
30:00Uh...
30:01Harrisona.
30:03I'm sorry.
30:04I'm having a hard time reading your handwriting.
30:06Oh, that's not my hair.
30:07That's my daughter.
30:07She said it.
30:08Mine's a lot worse.
30:10Trust me.
30:10Oh, it is.
30:11Wow.
30:13Um...
30:13Yeah.
30:14Do you have any of those?
30:15Yeah.
30:16Uh, no clue.
30:17No idea, sir.
30:19Hmm.
30:20Wait a second.
30:21Unless she means Harrison.
30:23What's the Harrison?
30:25Harrison the Talking Bear.
30:27You are gonna love this.
30:28Follow me.
30:29Yes!
30:30Why, Harrison the Talking Bear?
30:32Haven't you heard?
30:33It's only the most popular toy amongst the coveted five- to ten-year-old age demographic.
30:38So, the bear learns the kids' names, and then sends it back to them.
30:42It's the hottest toy this season.
30:44Really?
30:44Oh, yeah.
30:45That bear?
30:45They love it.
30:46That's what kids are going nuts over.
30:48Going nuts for the bear!
30:49Well, all right.
30:50I guess I'll get my daughter one.
30:51Oh!
30:52Sorry!
30:52But we're all sold out.
30:53These things keep flying off the shelves as fast as we can stock them.
30:57Oh, man.
30:57My daughter really wants one of these bears.
31:00You think maybe you might have one in the back?
31:02Sorry.
31:03But...
31:05If you write your name and number down there, I will call you as soon as we get some more
31:09in.
31:10You think maybe some other stores might have one of these bears?
31:13Hmm.
31:13Maybe.
31:14But you'll have to try again tomorrow, because all the shops are closing up right now.
31:18All right, well, looks like tomorrow I'm going bear hunting.
31:22No, thanks for shopping at Toy Traders.
31:23Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and a very happy winter solstice!
31:29Okay, okay.
31:30Merry Christmas in any language.
31:31Merry Christmas!
31:32Hey!
31:33Hi, I'm Jeffrey.
31:34Welcome to Toy Traders.
31:36Can I help you out with anything?
31:37A Harrison talking bear.
31:40Are you sure?
31:41That's what he asked for.
31:43He seemed really desperate to get it.
31:45So Noel wants a Harrison talking bear.
31:49And to your knowledge, he hasn't found one yet?
31:52Nope.
31:53All the other stores are closed.
31:54Although he'll certainly be out looking for one tomorrow.
31:58Good.
32:00I have another assignment for you.
32:09Five more minutes.
32:10Give me five more minutes.
32:16You're livin' dirty!
32:32Wrappin' up the presents.
32:34Wrappin' up the year.
32:35Take the good with the bad.
32:36Be a good cheer.
32:38I don't think I asked for much.
32:41Interested in a certain touch.
32:43What you gonna get me for Christmas?
32:46Christmas.
32:48If I could have just one thing.
32:50Make it everything.
32:53Yeah, I want it on for Christmas.
32:55Christmas.
32:56Christmas.
33:02I got a time.
33:10I got a holiday wrapped up tight.
33:15Get you ready for the Christmas night.
33:21I don't think I asked for much.
33:24I can just say a certain touch.
33:27Bring it up.
33:34Let's load him up and move him out!
34:02Hey!
34:03Hi. Excuse me.
34:11Mine.
34:21Uh-huh. Yeah, I understand.
34:24Well, let me ask you.
34:25You gonna be getting any more Harrison Bears in?
34:28Well, I'm glad it's the daggum funny.
34:32Still no luck?
34:34Nothing.
34:35Tried every toy store, then 500 miles.
34:38Waynesville, Morgantown, Boone.
34:40They're all sold out.
34:41Well, what about, um, online?
34:44Uh, eBay?
34:45Uh, they got rush delivery, right?
34:47Soon as they get to him, he's on the 26th.
34:49I need it on Christmas, not the day after.
34:51Well, I'm sure that she'll love whatever you got her.
34:56Well, that's the problem.
34:59I didn't get her nothing yet.
35:02Planning ahead, I see.
35:04Maggie, it ain't easy.
35:05Back in the day when she was littler,
35:08you know, going to some toy store
35:09and get her some kind of a doll with pink on it
35:12or some kind of unicorn or bunny
35:13or something with a magic wand.
35:16She's older now.
35:17It just doesn't work.
35:18It's a lot harder.
35:20I gotta get that bear.
35:29Here's Larry.
35:30Hey, this is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders.
35:32You signed up for the Harrison wait list?
35:34Well, I'm calling to tell you
35:36that we have more Harrison bears just arrived.
35:38They'll be available tomorrow morning
35:40on a first-come, first-served basis.
35:42So get here early.
35:44Oh, man.
35:45I don't believe it.
35:46I got me a Harrison bear.
35:50Woo!
35:51Pie for everybody.
35:53You're the only one here, Larry.
35:55Well, I'll take theirs.
36:03Hey, Mr. Welling.
36:06Hey, this is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders.
36:08Well, I'm calling to tell you
36:10some really, really good news.
36:12I see.
36:13First-come, first-served.
36:15What time do you open?
36:18And we'll see you then.
36:30I'm awake.
36:31I'm awake.
36:32I'm awake.
36:37Ha!
36:41Yeah, you're a pretty good dad, Larry.
36:43I bet Victor wouldn't do this for no else.
36:47Oh, man.
36:49You gotta be kidding me.
36:52Hey, is everybody in this line
36:53to buy Harrison bear?
36:53to buy Harrison bear?
36:54Yeah.
36:54I bet Victor wouldn't do this for Noel.
36:54That's right, friend.
36:58What some people won't do to get a toy, huh?
37:01Yeah.
37:03It's crazy.
37:11How you doing?
37:13Some bear.
37:20Good morning, everyone!
37:22Thank you for waiting outside all night long.
37:24I am thrilled to let you know
37:26that we have a new shipment of Harrison Bears!
37:33Okay, one at a time.
37:35Let's slow down.
37:36Pick a time.
37:37There's no rush.
37:42Where are these bears?
37:47What?
37:48There's nothing here!
37:50Oh, man, this can't be happening.
37:52Hey!
37:53Where are all the bears?
37:55Yeah.
37:55Where's the new shipment?
37:57I'm sorry, everyone, but the Harrison Bears have sold out.
38:01What?
38:01Oh!
38:02Come on!
38:03Yeah.
38:03Yeah.
38:04Thank you for shopping at Toy Traders, and have a very merry Christmas, a happy holidays,
38:09happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa, and a very happy winter solstice!
38:13Ah!
38:14You mean to tell me that thing sold out in five minutes?
38:16More like 30 seconds.
38:18First customer just came and bought them all!
38:21Oh-ho!
38:21He bought every one of them bears?
38:23Yeah.
38:24All 50 of them.
38:25Guess he's got a lot of kids.
38:26Did you guy like some kind of a one per family limit or something?
38:30Well, I-I told you, it was first come, first serve.
38:33Boy.
38:35You know what?
38:36I hope you have a sucky holiday, a sucky Christmas, a sucky Hanukkah, a sucky Kwanzaa,
38:41and a sucky winter salsa!
38:46What are you looking at?
38:47You started the whole thing.
38:49Oh.
38:50Okay.
38:51Well, it looks like someone's gonna get coal in their stocking this year when the coal,
38:55when the fairies put the coal, and you just wish you had something other than coal!
39:11Hey!
39:13You're the guy at the front of the line.
39:15Are you the guy that's been buying up all these bears?
39:17First come, first serve.
39:20You got like 50 of them.
39:21How many kids you got?
39:22I have a lot of nephews and nieces.
39:24Hey, listen.
39:26You think maybe you could, uh, spare me one of them?
39:29I mean, I'll give you $100.
39:32A hundred bucks, one bear!
39:34Sorry.
39:35Man, look, I'm des-
39:36Man, I'm really desperate.
39:38I'd love to have one of those-
39:40Jeez!
39:42Uncle!
39:43If you'll excuse me, I have a lot more holiday shopping to attend to.
39:53If I wasn't full of Christmas spirit, I'd have knocked him out.
39:59And you're certain there's not a single Harrison bear on any shelf in town?
40:04Uh-huh.
40:06Thank you, Welling.
40:11Noelle, your dad's here.
40:15Bye, sweet pea.
40:16Bye, Mom.
40:19So, how's everything, Larry?
40:21Oh, awesome.
40:22Real good.
40:23Couldn't be better.
40:24Dude, any last-minute Christmas shopping?
40:25A little bit.
40:26You?
40:26Nope.
40:26Nope, nope, no.
40:27I think I got it pretty much wrapped up this year.
40:28Good.
40:29In fact, I think this is gonna turn out to be an extra special Christmas for someone we both know.
40:36You two have fun.
40:39Come on, Dad.
40:48Wow.
40:49This is looking really great.
40:51You darn right it, Dad.
40:52Look at it.
40:53Dad, you're eating all the shingles.
40:56I know.
40:58It's pathetic, ain't it?
41:00Here I thought I'd be pulled after the chimney.
41:04Don't worry, sweetheart.
41:06I got enough shingles for 10,000 gingerbread houses.
41:09Hey, I bet Victor doesn't have time to make a gingerbread house with you like I do.
41:15No.
41:16He's been awfully busy.
41:17I mean, some big project called Operation Who's Your Daddy?
41:26Let me ask you something.
41:27You didn't happen to tell Victor was in that letter you wrote to Santa Claus, did you?
41:31Oh, no, Dad.
41:32I want to do anything that might keep me from getting what I asked for.
41:36Boy, you really want that thing, don't you?
41:39Whatever it is.
41:41Uh, hey, sweetheart, let me ask you something.
41:45What if Santa Claus isn't able to get you what you asked for?
41:48Oh, no, Dad.
41:49Don't even say that.
41:50I know Santa will come through.
41:53He just has to.
42:06You haven't even touched your pie.
42:08Oh, Maggie.
42:09I ain't got much of an appetite.
42:12Maybe I should take your pulse to see if you're still alive.
42:15It's a dead gum stuffed bear.
42:17It's stressing me out.
42:19You haven't found one yet?
42:20No.
42:21Them stuffed bears are rarer than a cab driver with fresh breath.
42:26Hey, maybe you should ask those ladies where they got theirs.
42:30Hurry.
42:31That's a Harrison bear.
42:33I'll be right back.
42:38Excuse me, ladies.
42:39Excuse me, ladies.
42:40Hold on.
42:42I'm desperate.
42:43It's about your bear.
42:44What about the bear?
42:46Well, I want it, and I was wondering if anybody...
42:49No.
42:49You're the fifth person in the last hour to ask us about it.
42:52And we're telling you like we told all the others.
42:54It's not for sale at any price.
42:56No.
42:57I don't want to buy it.
42:57I was just saying...
42:59So you just want to take it.
43:00Nobody takes this bear.
43:02It's for our grandniece.
43:05No, I think you misunderstand.
43:06We're warning you.
43:08We've taken a senior citizen self-defense class.
43:10Huh?
43:11Stop it!
43:12Oh!
43:14That'll teach ya.
43:15Don't mess with a senior.
43:17Hmm!
43:18There you go.
43:20The nerve, where's the spirit?
43:21Oh, too long.
43:22Christmas is getting violent.
43:30The Harrison Bear.
43:33Rooster's Tavern.
43:34Reindeer charity fundraiser.
43:38Yeah!
43:43Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Rooster's Tavern's annual
43:47for fucking reindeer charity fundraiser!
43:52Hooray!
43:55I'm not too crazy about this.
43:57We have ten very brave Santas up here willing to risk life and limb.
44:03Life and limb.
44:04Help raise money to St. Luke's Children's Hospital by trying to see how long they can stay on fucking!
44:12I mean, I've never ridden a mechanical reindeer before.
44:14Neither have I.
44:15But the way I figure it,
44:17Oak's Office Widening gives us a better chance of wearing that Harrison Bear down there for Noel.
44:20And the Santa who stays on the longest will win our grand prize!
44:28We got it. We got it.
44:30Better give up now, fellas.
44:31My boy wants that bear for Christmas, and I never let my boy down.
44:36Yeah, well, my little girl wants it, too, and I never let my little girl down.
44:40Tell you something, it ain't over till it's over.
44:42Oh, it's over.
44:43But the game begins!
44:46Santa number one!
44:48Victory!
44:49That's Santa number one up here!
44:51Are you ready? Santa number one!
44:53On your mark!
44:54Get shot!
44:56Let's rise!
44:56On your mark!
44:58On your mark!
44:59Close to the Santa number one!
45:03Let's go!
45:04You've got to win!
45:04He's holding over to you, life!
45:06He's holding us!
45:07Thank you!
45:08We've got his score!
45:11Seven seconds, not a bad start, Santa number one!
45:14Well, let's get the second Santa Claus up here.
45:16Good luck, Claude.
45:18You can do it, Claude. Stay on her, buddy.
45:21Santa number two, are you ready?
45:23I'm ready.
45:25Ready, set, let's ride!
45:30That was anchor today.
45:33How long did I go for?
45:35You were on board.
45:37One second.
45:39One second, everybody.
45:41Keep it going for Santa number three.
45:42Let's ride!
45:51Man, he's got nine seconds!
46:00Let's ride!
46:06Go, go, go!
46:10Yes!
46:11Yes!
46:11Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, yeah!
46:13Santa number seven.
46:15Come on down!
46:17Woo-ho!
46:19Let's ride!
46:22Number seven throwing on!
46:24Oh, yeah.
46:26He's got his favorite!
46:28Oh, my gosh!
46:30Look at this guy go!
46:31Oh, he's still hanging on!
46:33He's holding on for dear life!
46:35I am!
46:36He's still going!
46:37He's still going!
46:37Help, man!
46:38He's still going!
46:39You've got to be kidding me!
46:41Number seven, 22 seconds!
46:47You've done it, number seven!
46:49What are you going to do, Larry?
46:50You can't hold on for 23 seconds.
46:52I want to get something out of my truck.
46:54Come on!
46:55Let me tell you something.
46:56This glue is going to give me the edge I need.
46:58Do me a favor.
46:59Get my backside, would you?
47:00Oh, that's disgusting.
47:01Would you just do my backside there?
47:03Do you want Noel to win that bear or not?
47:05Oh, yeah.
47:06Do not forget, you must get at least 23 seconds on the bull to win the grand prize.
47:14Let's go, boys!
47:15Let's run!
47:17Come on, Timmy!
47:26How fast does this thing go?
47:27Come on, Timmy!
47:49Help, man!
47:53Oh, damn.
47:55Oh-ho!
48:00he's done it 31 seconds we got a new champion i won i won 31 seconds you hear you you
48:11have
48:11won yourself a weekend for two in the beautiful romantic pocono mountains
48:20pocono all right no no no i wanted the bear i thought first prize was the bear well done
48:26now in second place writer number seven you have won harrison the talking bear i won
48:38my boy's gonna have the best christmas ever oh yeah number two give it up for number two
48:46oh yeah and what am i gonna do with the trip to the poconos i'll go with you come on
48:54claude
48:55boy it's breezy in here i'll tell you claude i don't know i know this though at this rate
49:04i'm never gonna get one of them bears
49:14what is going on
49:20harrison loves to play
49:22anybody in the air that tickles
49:25hi baby harrison time for a nap
49:30hi hi-de-ho i'm harrison
49:40this is fun harrison loves exercise
49:43where are all these bears coming from
49:47oh you
49:49hey did you get any more of them talking bears in
49:52oh hey we certainly do
49:53oh man everybody's got one but me
49:55can i have one
49:56yes you can
49:57yes you can
49:58hi i'm larry the loser bear
50:00get her done
50:01hey that ain't a harrison bear
50:03that's a me bear
50:04why this is the second most popular toy amongst the coveted five to ten year old age demographic
50:09second most
50:10oh what's the most popular
50:11this one
50:13hi-de-ho i'm victor the talking bear
50:16i'm the best dad ever
50:18and i'll buy whatever your little heart desires
50:24i love that one
50:25every kid in america wants one of these
50:27a victor bear
50:29daddy can i please have it
50:31that's the thing i want more than anything for christmas
50:44i'm here at town hall where they're setting up a soup kitchen for the homeless
50:48as you can see there are some wonderful toys that will be handed out at noon today
50:53to needy boys and girls by none other than santa himself
50:57ho ho ho
50:59merry christmas
51:00thank you santa i'm margot price channel one news
51:04thanks margot
51:05oh man
51:06you could not be thinking what you're thinking right now
51:09which reportedly originated
51:12are you happy
51:19i'm so glad
51:21thank you
51:27oh
51:31no guilt larry come on
51:35yeah this five hundred dollar donation way makes up for that bear
51:39all right
51:42larry larry phillips
51:44yeah
51:44is that you
51:45oh hey janey
51:48uh how's tricks
51:49good good i was just dropping off some presents to donate for the charity event
51:54i haven't seen you since we graduated from high school
51:57i know it's been a long time all right then
52:00larry don't give up
52:02you know
52:02it's it's bound to get better
52:05oh no janey i'm doing fine really
52:07these are uh
52:08these are just old clothes it's wash day
52:10i hope this isn't because i dumped you larry
52:13well hold on a second i i gotta remember that differently it was kind of mutual
52:19oh okay i have to go to church but it was really good seeing you again and you too
52:24and i'm sure this is all just a little rough patch you know and i just want you to be
52:29brave
52:31i don't need money janey
52:33larry there is no shame in accepting help
52:36you poor poor man
52:39i don't
52:4220 bucks
52:43boy
52:44i'm in the wrong business
52:51well i think i got something very nice for you
52:57merry christmas
53:01i hear you want a doggy for christmas
53:04ho ho ho well we just happen to have one here
53:09here you go
53:10merry christmas
53:12oh ho ho ho
53:14oh
53:17that's what makes it all worthwhile
53:22how you doing santa
53:23are you kidding me
53:25you're cutting off the circulation in my legs
53:28come on the real santa claus wouldn't care about stuff like that
53:30oh yeah
53:31well real santa claus is kind of busy this time of year you might have noticed
53:35look i'm here for my daughter
53:36oh yeah
53:38why isn't she here herself
53:39well i'll be honest with you she's kind of scared of santa claus
53:42how does a kid not like santa claus
53:44well i don't know i guess she must have sat on some santa's lap that was sweating real bad
53:48hadn't had bad breath and asked a lot of nosy questions
53:51okay okay
53:53here you go
53:54ho ho this is for your daughter
53:57she don't want that she wants that harrison bear can i get that harrison bear
54:18oh man santa claus you just made a dad and a little girl really happy
54:23oh hi i'm harrison
54:25i'm going for my bear
54:26i got a bear
54:33i got a bear
54:34i got a bear
54:35got me a harrison bear
54:36i can't believe i got a bear
54:39whoa is that a harrison bear
54:41sure is buddy i got it for my daughter
54:43oh
54:45she sure is lucky
54:46i wanted the same thing but
54:48daddy says santa's on a tight budget this year
54:51that's terrible well
54:53maybe your daddy will come up with something and you'll have a good christmas this year
54:56he can't
54:58he doesn't get out of jail till valentine's day
55:01he was just trying to steal enough money so mom could get her operation
55:07man that's really sad
55:09oh well
55:10i just hope santa doesn't forget me on christmas
55:13like he did last year
55:15and the year before that
55:17and the year before that
55:21hey kid
55:24catch
55:26you're giving me your harrison talking bear
55:29yeah i figure since santa's on a tight budget this year
55:32i'll be santa's helper
55:34so
55:35merry christmas
55:39sucker
55:44and that's why some couples just have pets
55:47i've been had
55:48bring me back that bear
55:53bring me back that bear
55:55bring me back my bear
56:02excuse me sorry
56:03get back to me that bear
56:21i won't let you take my bear no matter how much you threaten me
56:35hey hey what's going on here are you threatening this little boy
56:38i'm not threatening that little punk he tricked me out of that bear
56:41it was a gift from my daddy
56:42he was in jail
56:44and he wants to take it away from me
56:46that's real rich kid that's real rich you're pretty good you know
56:50larry just because you've fallen on hard times that's no excuse to steal from a child
56:56now y'all are misunderstanding the whole thing about what's happening here
57:01oh oh i understand i understand you should be put in jail
57:04come on let's get him
57:07wait a minute
57:08for the record janie
57:10i dumped you
57:12oh that's it
57:14let's get him
57:15let's get him
57:33nice work kid
57:3550 bucks is agreed
57:38it'll be 100
57:40we agreed on 50
57:42delivery charges
57:43or do you want me to give it back to the doofus
57:47i'm starting to feel like the doofus myself kid
57:51on three
57:52one two three
58:00stupid bear
58:03that's nickel
58:05get back here get up
58:08get back here
58:09get back here
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