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00:21You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:48Um...
00:49Well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08Do you wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:12Well, um...
01:14Given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder if there aren't maybe other opportunities that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:27Well, given she never graduated, I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh, it seems like with all the changes at the club, the new owner
01:38and what have you, it would be very beneficial to everyone for the status, quote, to be maintained vis-a
01:48-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin, but this is... this is really not how we do things
02:00around here.
02:01Yeah. Look, if she's unsatisfied, you know, we can ask around.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area that's willing to hire someone without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to film.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell us.
02:19And we'll tell our side, and our side is that we were at home having a heated discussion.
02:24Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28We saw two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're peeking around in the back garden, which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know, and if it's not, I know the blackmailing is.
02:34Yes, exactly.
02:35Yeah, I need a印.
02:37So we'll turn it on.
02:38Don't you fucking touch me!
02:40No, stop it!
02:41Stop making it the most way!
02:42Lady, Lizzie.
02:44Mary, Lizzie, go!
02:45Don't you fucking touch me!
02:48Stop it!
02:49Stop making it the most way!
02:50Mary, Lizzie, yes!
02:52There we go!
02:53Don't you fucking touch me!
03:02So what do you want?
03:12holy shit 45k 10 days paid vacation and fucking health insurance we're set we are set for life
03:22for sure hey when we get home can you help me find a good doctor i wonder if they can
03:27bundle
03:27something with the cyst surgery do i have any weird moles they can remove what's wrong nothing you got
03:36a big one right by your scapula are you feeling guilty or something because we're not bad people
03:44they are yeah totally they suck late stage capitalism just like you said i mean we agreed
03:50to do this for a future baby no i know it just feels like we left a lot on the
03:57table negotiation wise
04:00all we need is health insurance and anything more it sounds like blackmail i just wonder if maybe we
04:11could have gotten something from me too you know oh i'm just now realizing that we didn't even think
04:18about that do you want to go back no it's too late now fine fine just it's felt weird is
04:29all
04:32you know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me that could become a medical emergency
04:36at any given moment but okay no you're right you're right you're right you're right i'm sorry
04:43i can't imagine how scary that is yeah it's really scary
04:57let's never fight like this again okay
05:02i love you
05:10all employees must maintain the highest standards of personal professional conduct both during
05:15and outside of workouts any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for
05:21termination yeah we really got to update that yeah the video looks so much worse than what actually
05:29happened right i mean it's like they zoomed in and yeah the technology is just so fucked up
05:36you sure you want to eat those god knows what they put in them
05:42i mean what the fuck is wrong with kids these days entitlement sorry if i had pulled this ship back
05:48at
05:48soho house kevin nader would have cut my fucking bollocks kevin kevin was a good boss yeah i've come
05:53to realize now why he ran such a tight ship oh my ql's cramping up use the foam roller
06:01ow ow
06:04oh
06:06these fucking kids don't know who they messed with
06:09we have so many more years experience being petty no no no no no no listen we're not gonna make
06:14it worse we're lucky all she wants is health insurance when i was at oliver people's i made
06:18everyone hate this one kid until he quit he had no idea it was me mark ritter what a cunt
06:26stop
06:29stop promoting her is the only move done well so they're just going to get away with it no
06:32consequences linds if that video got out i'd be fired in two seconds josh they are going to lord
06:39this over us for the rest of our lives no one's lording okay there's no lording i'm going to promote
06:43her tomorrow she deletes the video we move on until they surprise us with like a backup video
06:48literally the next time they want something well you know what i can only put out the present fire
06:51not the non-existent one or you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably
06:58shit trees what do you want me to do we can't fire her we can't call the cops
07:07all right crazy thought
07:12what if you quit
07:15what is no i i'm you know hear me out if
07:20if you leave the club the video is of no use to them right okay and then what where am
07:28i going to get
07:28a job how are we going to pay for this place we'll sell it we can downsize really yeah are
07:38you
07:38kidding me you would not be happy downsizing look around it's all upsize all upsize i know it sounds
07:45mad but this could be a fresh start for us we could take out a loan get credit cards
07:54we'd have time to actually enjoy things we could go to concerts you could play music again i don't know
08:01maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track
08:07can you just consider it genuinely for a moment
08:15i mean
08:20i'm i'm gonna promote her tomorrow okay it's gonna be all right it's gonna be all right
08:25i'll let people win every day we'll manage it it's literally my job general general manager
08:39oh yeah yeah i'm sure you'll figure it out as well
09:04i'm
09:08i'm
09:10I've never missed again.
09:14Did Lindsay say something about the 30% discount?
09:17Because that was a good deal.
09:18No, I stand by that.
09:20You've been great.
09:21You've been a wonderful member of the team.
09:22This is Park.
09:23It's purely fiscal.
09:24Fuck your fiscal!
09:26Okay, Deb, I know that emotions are really high right now.
09:28Get out!
09:28They're high!
09:29You have every right to be angry.
09:31You have every right to be perfect.
09:33Everybody try to take a breath right now.
09:34No!
09:35It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:37You've been a great...
09:51This new guy sucks, Josh.
09:53Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked.
09:55She had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Carr last minute.
09:58But it's no excuse.
09:59You're absolutely right.
10:00All right.
10:01Can you cop the drinks at least?
10:03Yeah, let me take care of that and I'll call you back.
10:05He's taking care of it.
10:06Put the fear of God in.
10:07Hey, there she is.
10:08Hi.
10:10Sorry, is that all good?
10:11Yeah, sure.
10:11I wanted to check in with you right when you got in.
10:14How are we doing?
10:15Everything to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah.
10:17Thanks.
10:18Please close the door and have a seat.
10:21Have a little chit-chat.
10:25So...
10:26So, how do you want to go about this?
10:28Do you want to delete the video now or do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:33Uh, yeah.
10:35Either way.
10:36Um, but I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that.
10:40No, no, I want to.
10:41That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it.
10:45So, this one goes with this one.
10:49Oh, problem.
10:49Oh.
10:50Um, yeah.
10:51Just, yeah.
10:52Um, and if you just give me the old autograph, then I'll be able to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome.
10:57Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died.
11:04And we already paid them.
11:05This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so...
11:10Yeah, a lot of, uh, Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong.
11:15I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it.
11:17There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won.
11:20It's okay.
11:20You won.
11:21You don't have to do any of this.
11:22You just have to delete the video.
11:24Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:29Um, here.
11:34Delete.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah.
11:39Duh.
11:39Uh.
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can do
11:46about that, right?
11:49Uh.
11:55Well, you could walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time.
12:06I'm not trying to force you.
12:06No, no, no, no, no.
12:07We'll get an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:10Okay.
12:11Anything else you need?
12:11Um, I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh.
12:17Could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:21Copy that.
12:25Thanks.
12:29Hey, you're a really good GM.
12:33Oh, nice.
12:33Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:42She's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:56Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:03Hmm.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:15I'm sorry.
13:18I'm sorry.
13:21I'm sorry.
13:24I'm sorry.
13:28I don't know.
13:37you okay sorry i know you're busy i i was gonna go during lunch but i have an orientation now
13:43yeah we're both so busy today yeah can you please do this for me our whole future is riding on
13:49this
13:49job why are you so stressed we have the videos still i know but i still have to do a
13:54good job
13:54if someone talks shit and the owner fires me then i can do my surgery and then i lose my
13:59health
13:59insurance and you can't get yours and then we can't pay our bills and then we're doing asmr muckbangs
14:05in my car for rent money so can you please go to h&m hello did i lose you sorry
14:10reception's weird
14:11yeah i'll go to h&m oh my gosh thank you thank you hey i love you
14:35oh my god i'm gonna start crying just talking about it but our silent auction raised over a
14:40hundred thousand dollars for save the frogs it's all thanks to you eva oh stop it was a team
14:45effort lince could you check on the food
14:50could you check on the food oh my god people went so crazy betting on that dinner with whoosh
14:56i mean he's so fucking hot i don't even like tennis and i'm taking lessons
15:01i think he has a crush on me he sent me a little text i would never of course
15:08but sweetie he texted all of us he's gonna send a few more flirty texts and try to sell your
15:15skin
15:15care yeah right i mean that's why i didn't reply eva did you buy anything from whoosh your skin looks
15:25amazing oh thanks no same old routine just a little aquaphor before bed
15:33lince you should talk to whoosh about the travel packages they're only 40k and korean lasers knock
15:39like 10 years off your face
15:43right yeah well that's a good deal i should i'll look into that oh before i forget lince could you
15:49tell josh to book the conference room for us next week it is so hard to focus in here
15:53do you know what eva
15:59we actually promoted someone for this very reason oh yeah yeah her name's ashley miller
16:07let me give you her cell any requests you have grievances honestly even just personal errands
16:14you can just reach out to her directly you can think of her as a personal concierge
16:18that is such a great idea i know right
16:26right i'm gonna go and pinch a stick from someone let you all carry on
16:32when did she start smoking
16:34there's gonna be a lot of people and the event's gonna come up fast
16:37you need to update accounts payable and make sure that quarterly projections track with the allocation
16:43of the carnival feathers you following me so far got it now the way that deb and i like to
16:48work together for the last 16 years we would give our vendors enough lead time giving us supply chain issues
16:55that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams you understand
17:02yes got it s e m wise are you the point for towels i think so you are not towels
17:10are vendor managed inventory
17:13i was gonna say oh i'm so sorry you know josh didn't give me much of a heads up about
17:20your promotion
17:21yeah no it all happened so fast it's a big step up from beverage cart
17:26where'd you go to college
17:29uh actually in in lieu of college i decided to gain uh managerial experience
17:35uh in the food and beverage sector
17:38oh managerial
17:40yeah yeah i'm managing in the uh the registrarial capacity
17:44and and where was that
17:45uh i think it was albert simms um oh um take us uh as a city of voxnard
18:02oh my god asher's a fucking idiot this one's wrong too they're all wrong
18:21mona vista point josh speaking hey sorry to call at work yourself it's a voicemail no worries you okay
18:26i'm fine not a good time yeah yeah of course uh hey i'm sorry that i didn't send any money
18:32this month
18:32it's just been really crazy with the new owner and everything it's okay we're doing fine
18:37okay are you sure because uh i can send some now if it's urgent
18:40we're good funerals paid off chipping away at the hospital though
18:44nice slowly but surely right
18:47hey so
18:48some of your mail got sent to moms
18:51uh oh yeah
18:53that's uh that's weird
18:55uh yeah they're from a debt collector
18:58oh oh god how
19:00phew sorry about that that's um
19:02i'm pretty sure i paid this off
19:04uh you haven't you should call them
19:08okay yeah wow geez thanks for the heads up sis
19:12and you know i checked the joint account you had with mom
19:15what i i don't think that you you can uh uh that's a lot how did you do that
19:22i just pretended i was mom they haven't updated their records yet
19:26that's illegal sarah i i really need to close that account
19:29i couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft charges over the last year
19:33yeah you know like i said i i you know it's really crazy over here and uh i can't really
19:37stay on top of everything
19:38josh josh if you're hard up for money you don't need to send us anything
19:43i'm fine sarah i can't believe you lied to the bank
19:46i know you regret not being there when she passed but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that
19:51okay you know what like i said
19:54it's the last time i'm gonna say this
19:55i had to work that night it is what it is
19:57i'm gonna send you money goodbye
20:02good boy good boy sit down
20:04that's it
20:05okay
20:10ugh fucking wish
20:15good boy good boy good boy good boy drop it good boy
20:19oh god you don't do all this cheeky
20:22go find it
20:22go find it
20:23go find it
20:25go find it
20:25go find it
20:40go find it
20:42go find it
20:49go find it
21:04Okay, let's see here.
21:10Let's lay that out.
21:12Toss on a filter.
21:27Burberry?
21:44Good boy. Come here. Come here.
21:46No more. No more. No more. No. No. That's all. Good boy.
22:02Maybe you could come by and design my room sometime. I moved in a week ago and still haven't unpacked.
22:08So you just left your entire life in Korea because she asked you to teach tennis here?
22:12Well, chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed and you know she accounts for like 2% of
22:18Korean GDP.
22:21Well, she has appalling taste in interior design.
22:25God, I could say anything of that X and I'd still find it hot.
22:28Oh, please. You have a line for everyone.
22:31No, for real though. This one's a little hot today. Here, try this.
22:37It's the best brand by far. Chocos.
22:43Wow. Feels so much cleaner. Is it Korean?
22:48Yeah. Koreans are like that. It's getting a little hot out.
22:54Can I get some on my back?
22:56Yeah. Of course.
22:59Sorry, my hands are a bit cold.
23:02No. Feels really good.
23:05So does truckers only make sunscreen?
23:09No. They got everything. Eye creams, masks. I'll bring you some samples next time.
23:14I know a guy. I could get you a good deal.
23:16Now, if I wanted to see results like right away, what would you recommend?
23:20If you want immediate results, you got to go to Seoul.
23:23Chocos has the best skin clinic and they have this VIP program
23:26where they fly you first class, car service, five star hotels.
23:30It's crazy.
23:31Wow. How much is that?
23:33Depends on what you want, but with the friends and family rate,
23:36with the little Wish and Lindsay rate, let's say $40,000.
23:43But I mean, you know, it's me.
23:46Couldn't you knock off like a 20%?
23:50Oof. Yeah. With the flights and the hotels.
23:54I think the best I could do is $39,500.
24:01Um...
24:03I really need this.
24:06So could you just help me out?
24:10Pulling a lot of strings for you.
24:13Could always save up.
24:15Yeah.
24:17Fine.
24:18Sorry.
24:20Stop working on that overhead.
24:35Does the chairwoman know?
24:38Yeah, she knows.
24:39She gave me permission.
24:41No, I mean, does she know that you've been making a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable?
24:47What are you talking about?
24:49I mean, I think she'd be pretty disappointed to hear that you've been sexually harassing members.
24:53Oh, are you serious?
24:55And frankly, you're making me feel quite uncomfortable right now.
24:58And the club takes allegations like this very seriously.
25:05All right, guys.
25:07You gotta stack your knees above your ankles.
25:09This isn't a lower back exercise, okay?
25:11It's all about your posterior chain.
25:14When I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:17Oh, my God.
25:18I'm so glad to be home.
25:19I hate the busiest day today.
25:21Oh.
25:22Sorry.
25:23Were you recording something?
25:24Yeah.
25:25I'm making a series of how-to videos.
25:27I'll start with the glutes, and then I'm gonna work my way up the posterior chain,
25:31and then I'm gonna head back down.
25:33Who's making you do this?
25:34No one.
25:35I just realized I got all this knowledge, you know?
25:37From football, when I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:40Oh, like all those trainer influencers you follow.
25:43You don't think it's a good idea?
25:45No, it is.
25:46I was just asking.
25:48It's a great idea.
25:50I'm gonna clean up.
25:51No, no, that's okay.
25:53Did you get a chance to pick up some clothes?
25:54Yeah.
25:55I got some good stuff.
25:56I texted a bunch, but you didn't reply.
25:59Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
26:00I had the craziest day today.
26:02I was just, like, running around.
26:04And people at work, like, actually need me, which is...
26:07It's kind of cool, but I have so much work to do today.
26:09Do you wanna do that in the bedroom, then?
26:10Because I gotta keep on recording my videos.
26:14Yeah.
26:14Okay.
26:17Is everything okay, though?
26:18Because I...
26:19I don't know.
26:20I feel like I'm picking up a weird energy or something.
26:23I'm fine.
26:24I think maybe you just might be projecting.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Maybe.
26:31Wait, are these from Goodwill?
26:33Yeah.
26:34I went to H&M, but it didn't feel right leaving the tags on and then returning, so...
26:39Oh, wow.
26:41Nice, right?
26:42So nice.
26:44These are, like, timeless.
26:48Uh...
26:48Good job.
26:51Thanks.
26:53Uh, just gonna go try them on.
26:55Okay.
26:55Okay.
26:58I got your back any time.
26:59Anything for my girl.
27:00Aw, that's so sweet.
27:08Only the best for my boys.
27:11Good job for us.
27:12Got you the 20-year this time.
27:14Yeah, you know I'm happy for that. Happy.
27:16Yeah, it's a softer proof, more refined.
27:19It's very hard to find these days.
27:20Man, this new owner better not replace you, bro.
27:24What?
27:24What do you mean?
27:25Hey, Troy.
27:26Yeah?
27:27Tell them what you heard.
27:30I didn't really hear much.
27:31It's not worth stressing out over.
27:33Just tell me. I'm not stressed. I'm stressed.
27:36You know, I just...
27:38Hershey might be interviewing some folks.
27:40That's all.
27:42Yeah, who?
27:44How many?
27:45I don't really know much.
27:48Sorry, bro.
27:50Oh, I got a capital gains situation.
27:52Hey, Troy.
27:53Who's that tax guy you got?
27:54I think I need a little help.
27:56Yeah, I'll text you.
27:57You helped park by this club.
27:59Saved your 20 mil.
28:00That's crazy.
28:00What do you do, like a 1031 or something?
28:02Uh, duh.
28:04My guy's good.
28:06You set up a buy bar, I'll die for me.
28:09Yo, it's crazy.
28:10I can't even believe this shit's legal.
28:11Damn.
28:12What asset did he make you buy?
28:14I don't know.
28:15Monet?
28:16Mayonnaise?
28:17All I know is we making money.
28:20Oh!
28:21Party pal.
28:22Son of Joshy.
28:23Now you gotta play.
28:25Come on over here.
28:26Come on, just a quick one.
28:27Nah, I can't.
28:28I gotta go home.
28:30Put your money in.
28:35I mean, if you guys like losing.
28:37Now we talking.
28:38Oh, shit.
28:38Here we go.
28:39High card wins.
28:40Come on, Joshy.
28:42Let's go, baby.
28:43Okay.
28:44All right.
28:44Show us what you got.
28:45Hey, Josh.
28:46Draw for me, too.
28:47You got it.
28:48Michael.
28:55Tough card to beat.
28:59Oh, shit!
29:01King takes it.
29:03Way to go, Michael.
29:04Damn it, Phil.
29:05Sorry.
29:06I don't care, Baron.
29:07I swear to God, Mike.
29:08Do you ever lose at anything?
29:10No, I don't do that.
29:11Thanks, Joshy.
29:13Yep.
29:14All right, man.
29:15Let's do it again.
29:15What's your Venmo?
29:17At Michael Phelps.
29:19Oh, yep.
29:20There you are.
29:22It's a 5K limit.
29:24Back-to-back days is fine.
29:26Yeah, smart.
29:31I know my post said $800, but I am flexible, so, you know, we can talk.
29:34I got stuff from pretty much everybody at every level.
29:37Collegiate, pros, great guys.
29:40So here we got the A1s, signed by Ant.
29:46Ah.
29:47And we got the Jordans here, 1990 Jordans.
29:53And here we got the Tiger Woods Clubs.
29:56So, funny story about...
29:57Are those the B.O. Lab 18s?
30:00Yeah.
30:03Huh.
30:05You, uh...
30:06You an audiophile?
30:08Yeah, a little bit.
30:09Nice, man, nice.
30:11So, anyway, funny story about these.
30:13You remember when Tiger went crazy at Augusta?
30:15Yeah.
30:15This is his 4-iron.
30:16That's why it's a little...
30:17a little crooked.
30:18You know, these 18s are going for, like, $10,000 on eBay.
30:23Is that right?
30:24Yeah.
30:24I'll take them off your hands right now for $9,000.
30:27They're, uh...
30:27They're not for sale.
30:29Huh.
30:29But I will sell you Tiger Woods Clubs for $10,000.
30:32Well, what about the Moog, though?
30:33None of the music stuff's for sale.
30:37Right.
30:38Huh.
30:39You know that the A1s are gonna appreciate, by the way.
30:42Anthony Edwards...
30:44He's the future.
30:46When you said Anthony Edwards...
30:49I thought that was the dude from E.R.
30:54Goose?
30:55No, no.
30:56E.R.
30:57Yeah, I know.
30:58Goose from Top Gun.
30:59What does that have to do with you?
31:00I'm saying it's the same actor.
31:03Huh.
31:07Uh...
31:08Thank you for your time.
31:09You have a good day.
31:21Uh, wait.
31:25Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
31:34Please remove this one as well.
31:36Yes.
31:39You know, if the chairwoman needs help with any of the equipment,
31:43my fiancée's a trainer here.
31:45If the chairwoman needs help with any of the equipment,
31:48the woman needs help with a trainer.
31:51We don't need to be a trainer here.
31:53We don't need to be a trainer.
31:53She won't be meeting, not the moment.
32:00He's Korean?
32:03Half.
32:04Half.
32:06Half.
32:07Half.
32:12Half.
32:14Half.
32:16Half.
32:18Half.
32:19Half.
32:20Half.
32:22Half.
32:24Half.
32:29Half.
32:37You know, it's funny she should mention that, because my fiancé is a physical therapist.
32:41I thought he was a trainer.
32:43Yeah, no, he is, part-time, but, uh, yeah, we just never thought to have a PT here before.
32:48It's genius, really. Most members are 50s, 60s. They definitely keep Austin busy.
32:53She's smart.
32:56You're English, chairwoman.
32:58Shh, don't tell. Only you know.
33:01Oh, well, I'm so honored, and I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT.
33:07If you wish.
33:08Perhaps the chairman should try a session with your fiancé first?
33:13Yes, let me try first.
33:15Absolutely. I'll set that up.
33:17I chose a husband, 20 years younger, so I can die before him.
33:22And now, he has more health problems than me.
33:34Hi, I was the first.
33:41Hey, babe.
33:42Oh, uh, hey.
33:44Shh.
33:46I got, like, so many compliments on my shirt today.
33:51Like, I love it so much.
33:54Yeah, well, you look so good on it.
33:57So, guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym?
34:03I don't want to know.
34:05Austin Davis.
34:08There's another Austin Davis?
34:12No, it's you, silly.
34:15What?
34:16How'd you do that?
34:18I didn't do anything.
34:20Like, chairwoman Park just asked about you on her own.
34:23She knew all about your football background.
34:26I think she saw one of your videos.
34:28Yeah?
34:31It's kind of cool, right?
34:32I think we should celebrate or something.
34:35Yeah.
34:35Do you want to join us?
34:37But show.
34:37Can you put in the, uh, uh, the triple meeting?
34:39Uh, yeah.
34:42Oh.
34:43There's, like, one little thing, though.
34:47Um, you have to be a licensed physical therapist.
34:52What?
34:52That's gonna take me, like, five years.
34:54No, no, it's not.
34:55What are you talking about?
34:56I don't have a license.
34:58Look.
35:00I just feel like we've been off lately.
35:03Right?
35:05No.
35:06I'm fine.
35:08Are you okay?
35:12Yeah, I guess I've been feeling a bit off, and I don't know, I just feel like it'd be
35:18really good for me and us if we both worked at the club and, you know, moved up together.
35:27I mean, I guess if you think that'll help you feel better, show.
35:33Yeah, I think it would.
35:36Okay, then.
35:37Hey, do you remember when you lost your driver's license and you used your fake ID for a year and
35:42no one noticed?
35:43Yeah.
35:46So...
35:59So, Dr. Kim is recommending the Fraxel laser, Prad lift, and some filler.
36:04Well, he'll remove for free.
36:16Okay.
36:17Okay.
36:17Okay.
36:18Bye.
36:22And I get all of this for free.
36:25Sure.
36:26I guess, uh...
36:27Let's see your agreement.
36:35Do you know what?
36:35I'm just gonna start with a laser.
36:38And I want to end up looking crazy.
36:42I wouldn't have been able to afford all that.
36:45I think this is going to be really good for me.
36:50I need you so bad, Ricky.
36:52Oh, yeah.
36:53No one can fuck me like you do.
36:55Please don't make me go that long without you.
36:58Please, sir.
36:59Oh, fuck.
36:59No one gives me this dripping heart.
37:02Oh, yeah.
37:04Oh, yeah.
37:04I can't.
37:05Oh, fuck.
37:08Did you come?
37:09Oh.
37:10We still...
37:11I'm running.
37:47I'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad, but there are good data to support
37:52the idea that if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex,
38:25I'd like to change my security questions.
38:28Uh, the joint account for me and my mom, Marta Lucrecia Diaz.
38:33Yeah, I'll hold it.
38:41Uh, come on in.
38:51Hey, Bob.
38:51Hey.
38:53Uh, got a couple things for you to sign.
38:55Yeah, cool.
38:56Whatever you need.
38:58Um, also, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you.
39:02A swimming park gives the green line, of course.
39:04All right.
39:05Here you go.
39:09Yeah, perfect.
39:11Hey, um, by the way, I had a look at the invoices you gave me.
39:16I went over them, and they're all good.
39:19Oh, great.
39:20Yeah.
39:21If, uh, you wouldn't mind just mailing them out.
39:23Is that all right?
39:23Yeah, no problem.
39:24Of course.
39:25All right.
39:26Thanks for doing that.
39:27Oh, yeah.
39:28Uh, thank you for being you.
39:32Hey, you know what?
39:33I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload.
39:36Oh.
39:37Wow.
39:38I, I, I really appreciate that.
39:40Won't lie you down.
39:42Keep crushing it.
39:43Oh.
39:44Hey, you're the MVP.
39:44Mm.
39:46Yeah.
39:47Ooh.
39:50Ooh.
39:57Well, it totally worked.
39:58You didn't even look.
39:59I can't do this.
40:00I'm coming home.
40:01Hey, stop.
40:02No, this is straight up fraud.
40:04No, the only person who needs to approve the license is Josh.
40:06And he already gave the thumbs up.
40:08If he ever becomes an issue, we just whip out the backup video and he'll fold.
40:11Stupid old fuck.
40:15Babe?
40:39Josh?
40:41One sec.
40:42I'm locked in.
40:45Did you take the day off?
40:46They got my number if they need me.
40:50What happened to all of your staff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps.
40:56Okay.
41:01Um, so, I think I'm gonna go and visit my parents next month.
41:07I scattered the mulch.
41:09I scattered the mulch.
41:09Scattered it.
41:10Yeah.
41:11I saw that.
41:13Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchini, squash, whatever.
41:16We'd turn the ADU into an artist retreat.
41:18Build a stage in the yard.
41:22And then we dance, baby.
41:25It's sort of freaking me out now, okay?
41:27Did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey, have you ever heard of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:35Um, are you okay?
41:37Why?
41:38So it's this thing that these, like, rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset.
41:42Like, let's say you buy a painting for a thousand dollars and it appreciates to a million.
41:46Well, when you go to sell it, you gotta pay taxes, right?
41:48You hate art.
41:50No, I love art.
41:50I love art.
41:52I love it.
41:52Monet.
41:53Manet.
41:53I love it.
41:54Because art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank.
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
42:02And when you die, you pass it to your kid and they sell it and bam, zero taxes.
42:07They pay no taxes.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:09Please, don't tell me you bought art.
42:11Babe, everyone is scamming.
42:14Everyone's scamming.
42:15We have been grinding away here and for what?
42:17Okay?
42:17I can smell it now.
42:18You're high and drunk.
42:20Yeah, I had a few puffs.
42:22I'm the fucking GM.
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them.
42:27You see where I'm going, right?
42:28You see it?
42:29No.
42:30You see it?
42:30No, I don't.
42:32And you know Burberry hates the smell of marijuana.
42:36Lindsay, listen to me.
42:38Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, listen to me.
42:40I came up with a way to skim thousands of dollars from the club.
42:45Wait, is this some kind of joke?
42:46Are you serious right now?
42:48I'm the most serious.
42:49The only person other than me that mails out the invoices is now an underqualified, entitled
42:56little Gen Z with no attention to detail.
42:59She's the perfect scapegoat.
43:02This.
43:03This is how we get back on track.
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast.
43:08We focus on us.
43:11God, you're so beautiful.
43:13I miss you.
43:17We can't just disappear, Lindsay.
43:21We can't.
43:23Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art.
43:43Beautiful home.
43:46It's a rental.
43:48Oh, man.
43:50Landlords, right?
43:54Hmm.
43:55I'll go check on the chairwoman.
43:57Can you call me?
44:12You should appreciate it.
44:14Is there a plan for the company?
44:15It's a deal that it feels like we need to have the small position.
44:18I don't know who's the small person outside.
44:18Can I ask you?
44:20Ah, come on.
44:22You should have to ask me.
44:24Look at the camera.
44:25I don't know if you're looking at the camera.
44:27I'm going to talk to you with my husband.
44:29Eunice is going to test me first.
44:33Yes, I will.
44:46Now, let me talk about it.
44:50What are you talking about?
44:51What are you talking about?
44:53What are you talking about?
44:56What are you talking about?
44:57If you don't know what I'm talking about,
45:00I will never stop you.
45:04I'm going to die.
45:05I'm going to die.
45:06I'm going to die.
45:09I'm going to die.
45:10I'm going to die.
45:13I'm going to die.
45:18I'm going to die.
45:23I'm going to die.
45:24I'm going to die.
45:25I'm going to die.
45:25I'm going to die.
45:26I'm going to die.
45:27I'm going to die.
45:30I'm going to die.
45:31I'm going to die.
45:36I'm going to die.
45:42I'm going to die.
45:43I'm going to die.
45:44I'm going to die.
45:44I'm going to die.
45:44I'm going to die.
46:13I'll see you next time.
46:44I'll see you next time.
46:57I'll see you next time.
47:27I'll see you next time.
48:04I'll see you next time.
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