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Jingle All the Way 2 (2014) [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:38It's cold out, baby, put a jacket on for the chill
00:43I got a bright red sleigh, babe, jingle bells, what a thrill
00:49I'm gonna take it downtown, we got Christmas time to kill
00:54It's a downtown Christmas, baby, take a ride with me
01:00It's a downtown Christmas, baby, take a ride with me
01:05On a cold Christmas night downtown is where I wanna be
01:10You know uptown, baby, they got no lights to see
01:15Head in southbound, baby, they got no
01:19Dad? Hey, Dad! Time to wake up!
01:26Dad!
01:27Where's the buttons on that snooze alarm?
01:32I'm not the snooze alarm
01:35Are you excited? It's time to go ice fishing
01:38I am excited, I'm gonna sleep on it and figure out what we're gonna do with it
01:46Remember, the early bird gets the worm
01:49And I think we know what happens to that worm
01:52It gets gobbled up and eaten
01:56Don't make me!
01:58All right, then
02:02All right, now you've done it
02:04You know what you just did?
02:06You just awakened a giant, abominable yeti
02:09And you know what he feeds on?
02:12Cookies?
02:12No
02:13No
02:14He feeds on tickles!
02:17He need a tickle!
02:19Come on, let's go fishing!
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
02:35I think a lady, my guy, is the thing to say
02:39I want a pride boy on Christmas Day
02:42Potter!
02:43That's the island greeting that we're sending you
02:47From the land where palm trees sway
02:52You know that Christmas will be green and bright
02:56The sun shines on the air and all the stars at night
03:01Maca Maca Maca is the wildest way
03:05To say Merry Christmas to you
03:08Take it away, yeah!
03:11Maca Maca Maca
03:25Maca Maca Maca Subtitles
03:27Dad, I wish you could have been at Mommy's Wedding
03:30You should have seen Mom's Engagement Ring
03:33The diamond was huge
03:36And during the wedding, I got to hand Mom her ring
03:39I know what you've been telling me all week
03:42that's awesome if your mom is happy i'm super happy yeah she's super happy and victor's awesome
03:50don't you think yeah he's awesome hey you want to know what else is awesome yeah watch this what am
03:58i
04:00a walrus with tooth decay
04:06look funny hey you want a cheese doodle for breakfast no not for breakfast you don't eat
04:11them for breakfast you ate a twinkie for breakfast what's wrong what's wrong that's a twinkie
04:21hey dad how come you mom didn't stay married well sweetie i i still love your mom and everything
04:31we're good friends i know you know she likes classical music and petite fours and i like
04:37ice fishing and twinkies and plus she's real organized and ambitious and driven and well
04:44i'm me i like ice fishing and twinkies and classical music and petite fours
04:55i know and that's why you're my little girl i think i got one no way are you kid i
05:02haven't caught anything
05:03here in six years look there it is well here we are get this place wow i can't believe i'm
05:20going to
05:20live here it's like a palace hey i guess that makes me a princess yeah well looks like that makes
05:29me the
05:33girl
05:33hurry victor they're here hey there she is
05:37welcome home i miss you look at you you look bigger mommy and victor what's up tiger
05:45hey buddy well hey welcome home hi larry hey so did you two have a good time together of course
05:54we did
05:54look at her she's a little princess we had fun didn't we we had tons of fun we went skating
05:59we
06:00went sledding we played hockey and today we went ice fishing ice fishing how outdoorsy yeah and i caught a
06:09fish show him daddy sure did let's try out look at that look how fat that is that's a big
06:15might even be
06:15great oh how was the honeymoon oh fantastic a week in saint croix another sailing around the islands
06:24victor has his own boat wow so i guess it was your second best honeymoon i think you forget ours
06:31huh
06:31sizzler in a movie huh that was some good steak yes that's big time well i'm not gonna brag about
06:38it
06:40congratulations victor thank you now when she refers to her idiot husband she'll be talking about
06:44you instead of me well you're just getting nowhere on your decorations a little late isn't it
06:52ah well trish told me how much noel loves christmas i love it oh he may have gone a little
06:59overboard no
07:00oh yeah so what do you think wow so pretty anything for you sugar plum it's our first christmas
07:12together i wanted it to be a memorable one um sugar cookies oh after you wash your hands
07:20you gotta get that fish smell off of there larry how about a cup of coffee hey i could go
07:25for that
07:26i love it love it love coffee ah victor have it please thank you so how's the business sorry you
07:39go
07:40oh you do it how's the trucking business uh part-time right well yeah it's part-time but see that's
07:46how
07:46i like it part-time is good that gives me more time to spend with my daughter
07:56so how's the uh cardboard box business treating you great baxter box company is up 20 this year
08:04online sales are booming i mean all those packages have to be shipped somewhere right
08:11my grandfather would be proud yep i built baxter box into an empire what's this little deal right
08:18here that little box what do you add water and it gets bigger it's a little something i had made
08:24for
08:24the holidays to give the workers at the company you know take it it's my gift to you really yeah
08:33it's uh it's for decoration you can display it on your desk well i don't got a desk
08:47coffee's ready oh yeah yeah boy i'll tell you what i could go for a steaming cup of joe right
08:52now
08:53she goes back to school january 5th so for the rest of noelle's vacation we'll just alternate days
08:59as always with me and victor getting christmas eve this year and you getting christmas day yeah
09:04that sounds good i'm in that's wait he he gets christmas day yeah well we switch off every year
09:11alternate this year it's larry's turn i understand that it's just you know it's our first christmas as
09:17a family i just thought we'd be together first one ever victor i get it one year you get the
09:23next
09:23year that's how it operates of course i just i just it's christmas day you know christmas
09:28morning the presents under the tree opening gifts the christmas dinner with all the trimmings
09:35i got trimmings i make delicious trimmings why can't i just do both
09:41spend half of christmas with dad and then go to mom victor's that's a great idea
09:49coming up come on dad please dad please
09:56all right we'll think of something all right we'll figure it out
09:59yay i did two christmases
10:09sorry larry victor's just so excited about being a stepdad he wants to spend as much time as
10:14possible with noel well what's done is done i'll tell you what we'll go ahead and uh have christmas
10:22number one at my house and then i'll bring her over here and you guys can have christmas number two
10:26thanks larry and i'll i'll talk to victor about how to handle these things in the future all right
10:32dad wait victor's gonna put on the christmas lights okay you ready come on honey let's go here we go
10:39ready one two three wow wow wow that's amazing dad have you ever seen something so beautiful
10:54yeah it's something all right it is something that's for sure this is going to be the best christmas ever
11:05see y'all later good night good night darling hey ben franklin you got a bulb out
11:15it's all right honey you did good
11:17can't wait for christmas and the lights on the christmas tree
11:26no way he actually called her my little sugar plug yeah i was standing right there wow
11:33even i know that's a violation of daddy's stepdaddy protocol
11:37you're gonna kick his butt like you did kip kornhausen kip kornhausen oh man
11:42but that was in third grade no i'm not gonna kick his butt
11:45i'm gonna teach him a lesson though when it comes to christmas spirit
11:51i'm fit to be victor's worth nightmare but the toy every little girl and boy wants for christmas
11:57is harrison the talking bear hey check this out using a sophisticated computer chip
12:03harrison can learn up to 300 words including a child's name hi i'm harrison what's your name margo
12:12oh nice to meet you margo let's be friends well if you want one in time for christmas well you
12:20better hurry supplies are limited and man i wish i had one of those when i was a kid there
12:27it is right
12:27there christmas lights 100 foot for 32.99 so if i want to get as many as victor's got let's
12:35see that's
12:35gonna run me about uh a liver and two kidneys oh boy you know he's gonna have a whole winter
12:43wonderland
12:43over there for her and i can't really compete with his wallet so i'm gonna have to use my head
12:48i'll take the wallet first round knockout thanks for the vote of confidence there mags
12:53it's on the house larry wait a minute i got a great idea come on
13:06well that about does it we're all done that's it that's the last part
13:10you know using these used car parts larry was a great idea this thing's gonna look amazing darn
13:16right it will tell you what victor can put that in his wallet and sit on it you're not gonna
13:20find
13:20better christmas lights than that anywhere not even a kmart speaking of the devil well looky here
13:29this is gonna be fun hi daddy hey what's this
13:37looks like you're using a lot of electricity larry you sure this thing is safe come on now of course
13:43it
13:43is i rigged it myself obviously it's safe all right oh for pete's sake
13:51quad would you get up here all right in order of christmas and noel i bring to everybody
14:00larry's spectacular parade of lights use it please cloud
14:08all right
14:15that ought to be in some kind of a home and garden magazine right there that's unbelievable
14:32what do you think of that sweet heart it's awesome it's glorious and now i present to you
14:40the grand finale as they say in france the peace of the resistance
14:53daddy daddy are you okay
14:56oh oh am i in heaven
15:01uh hi victor
15:06sorry there was a pirate last night so we couldn't make pancakes this morning or bake christmas
15:11cookies cookies last night it's okay i can bake cookies later with chef felipe who's chef felipe
15:17it's victor chef chef i bet victor chef ain't got fruity pebbles how's them fruity pebbles
15:23delicious
15:23i think we need a new holiday tree what's wrong with that one that's one of them little charlie brown
15:34cheese he's okay
15:38i like the smell of mommy and victor is better
15:43when it doesn't have enough room for presents
15:48why don't you and me go shopping for a big old christmas tree
15:52yay cool beans
15:55can i have this one it's almost as big as the one that mommy and victor have at their house
16:01yeah but honey that thing's three hundred dollars i mean that's crazy three hundred dollars it already
16:06have presents underneath it you know what sugar picking the christmas trees like picking a boyfriend
16:12trust me you can't just settle on the first one or the second one or the third or the fourth
16:16or the
16:17fifth okay i get it dad hey can i get apple cider i'll tell you what that's the best idea
16:23i've heard
16:24all day here you go get me one if it's not three hundred dollars okay
16:35so you like what you see uh i plead the fifth
16:41well we have a wide variety of trees here i see if you want a fir tree we've got douglas
16:47fur we've got noble fur we've got conkler fur we've got tainan fur but you know what you look
16:52more like a pine guy to me do i look like a pine guy here i thought it was more
16:57of a conkler
16:58boy all these years i've been living a lot well we have white pine virginia pine and scotch pine
17:03so what's your pleasure i want something very special and cheap special and cheap huh well the
17:11ones that are cheaper tend to be on the more sparse side but you can cover it up if you
17:15block it flocked
17:17this one right here is only 165 dollars 165 dollars how much is the flocking oh the flocking's free you
17:25know what i'll just take the flocking well you could go for this little guy over here he might be
17:30more in
17:31your price range what in tarnation is that thing that is a special order 50-foot norway spruce shipped
17:41from maine 50 foot it costs ten thousand dollars ten thousand dollars what kind of blockhead buys a
17:48christmas tree for ten thousand dollars okay yeah yeah that's great oh never mind hey can you give
17:57me a second i want to take that tree out sure that's something else you couldn't find anything
18:04bigger just kidding thank you very much it's fantastic hey trish oh oh it's perfect noel's
18:13gonna love it it's gonna be the best tree lighting ever victor i get that baxter box always goes to
18:18town's tree lighting ceremony but do you really have to buy the town a ten thousand dollar tree
18:22are you trying to run for mayor or something no no hon i'm just trying to buy some goodwill and
18:28affection here i just figure the bigger the tree the more the affection right oh so he's trying to
18:34buy noel's love my little girl's love ain't for sale for anybody all right hey oh i'm in here turn
18:42it
18:42off i can't see turn it off somebody turn this machine off i can't do it i can't
18:59help somebody got the license plate of that pigeon you want to have a snowball fight huh come on
19:06i can't do it yeah
19:23you have got a really good arm
19:32gotcha
19:36No?
19:37OK, this is war.
19:38Yeah!
19:39No!
19:40Oh, wait a minute.
19:40I'm a little human.
19:41Ah!
19:42Hee hee hee!
19:44Ah!
19:45Ah!
19:46Ow!
19:47Ow!
19:48I'm going to feel this in the morning.
19:50How are you even doing that?
19:52Oh!
19:53Ooh!
19:54Ha!
19:55Ha, ha, ha.
19:56I hit you a hundred times.
19:59I got you a million and 98.
20:05Hey, you two have fun?
20:07We had tons of fun.
20:08I totally nailed Victor.
20:10Oh, good for you.
20:12Well, your lunch is ready for you in the kitchen.
20:14And remember, we're dropping you off your dads at 3.
20:18We have enough time for another snowball fight after lunch.
20:21Right, Victor?
20:23You wouldn't be interested in peace talks, would you?
20:26Not a chance.
20:29I had a lot of fun with you, Victor.
20:35Oh, me too.
20:37You're almost as much fun as my dad.
20:45Almost as much fun as Larry.
20:52I can't compete with that guy.
20:56Skating, sledding, hockey, ice fishing.
20:59It was like a big, squishy teddy bear.
21:03This isn't a competition, Victor.
21:05You're Noelle's dad, too.
21:07Dad number two.
21:09Second best.
21:10Runner-up.
21:11A substitute.
21:14Not the real thing, but a startling simulation.
21:17Dad two as in dad also.
21:21Your job is to be there for Noelle.
21:24Same as Larry.
21:26That's all that matters.
21:28Okay?
21:34Okay.
21:42I'm telling you, Claude.
21:44Bitch, you may have a snow machine, but Noelle is going to love this.
21:47Larry, this is crazy.
21:49Yeah, but this is a real good kind of crazy.
21:52Who needs a snow machine when you've got real snow?
21:56Go like this.
21:58It's better on your back.
22:06When is he gonna be here?
22:07I'm sure he'll be here soon, honey.
22:10Hopefully in the next year.
22:12That's Larry.
22:14There he is.
22:18Hey!
22:24Hi, Daddy.
22:25Where's my little girl?
22:28Oh, good night, Larch.
22:32Whoa, you're getting big.
22:33We've been waiting for a half hour, Larry.
22:35Where have you been?
22:36I got a surprise for Noelle.
22:38A surprise?
22:39What is it?
22:39What is it?
22:40How would you like to have some real slow at Christmas?
22:42We already have snow at Victor's.
22:45I know, but that's that fake stuff.
22:48I mean real snow.
22:49Just come out of the sky and everything.
22:50It's real snow, not that synthetic, man-made, polyester stuff that you got at your house.
22:55This is real.
22:57That would be awesome.
22:59Darn right it would be.
23:00Let's show these non-believers, Larry.
23:02Boy, I'm so bad.
23:03I'm excited.
23:04This is the best idea I ever had.
23:05Get ready to be bulldozed.
23:07Oh!
23:09What?
23:12Oh!
23:15Oh!
23:15Oh!
23:15Any body got a towel?
23:17Daddy?
23:21You know what that is?
23:22No.
23:22it's a tickle monster all right you goof time for bed good night dad thanks for
23:34the smell I really liked it even though it's melted and everything
23:38ah sweetie that's nice of you I appreciate it listen I love you good
23:45night huh now you have a good night's sleep okay good night good night oh I don't know
24:01Claude I just can't catch a break I don't know how I can compete with Victor no
24:06it's tough I'll give you that he's younger richer more educated he's in
24:12great shape much much much better look all right I get the point look the more
24:18important question is why do you feel the need to compete with Victor noelle
24:22doesn't care about that stuff she loves you for you Larry I am pretty lovable
24:29good night Larry
24:42is my angel ready to order I sure am I was referring to the little angel oh
24:48sorry my usual Maggie please PB and J light on the PB and heavy on J correct you know what
24:57I'll have
24:58the same thing I would have to deep-fried everything hold the salad boom tell you what Maggie you know
25:05it's probably pretty good I got your number Larry
25:12see what you're working on there your homework
25:14my letter to Santa
25:16letter to Santa I thought you got that done July 4th
25:21there's something special I want
25:24what is it I can't tell you or anyone else if I do it won't come true it's like making
25:32a wish
25:33no no no don't worry I'm not gonna ruin that but uh hey can you give me a little hint
25:40I'm asking Santa for the one thing I want more than anything in the world
25:50hey I got an idea there's a mailbox right over there why don't you give me the letter and then
25:58I'll run it out there
25:59would you daddy thank you so much
26:02you got it squirt it come I'll be right back
26:15hey Larry hey Claude what's going on
26:17ha ha ha ha
26:19Noel's letter to Santa Claus
26:21figure what Victor can do in quantity I can do with quality
26:25what you're not thinking of opening that are you
26:28ha ha yeah of course
26:31I mean look Victor can get her big old trees and a bunch of fancy lights and a bunch of
26:35fake snow
26:37but when I see what she's got in here what she really wants for Christmas I can give it to
26:41her
26:42that's a private letter not addressed to you
26:45not to mention that's a federal crime
26:50Claude it's my daughter's letter to Santa Claus
26:52I think we're gonna be fine
26:55that's just wrong wrong wrong wrong
26:58and you see this this is my letter to Santa Claus
27:01if I find out you tampered with it
27:03well you're gonna answer to me and Mr. Claus himself
27:13boy who pooped in his hash browns
27:38oh boy her handwriting is horrible
27:40just like her daddy's
27:42Dear Santa, for Christmas I want my family to get her, her, uh, herisone. Huh? What the heck's a herisone?
27:57Bye-bye, Daddy!
27:59See you later, sweetheart!
28:04So, what did you and Larry do today?
28:07Not much.
28:08Uh-huh. More ice fishing?
28:09No, we just went to the diner.
28:14I wrote a letter of Santa!
28:16Oh, oh, oh, let me guess. Uh, Pixie and her Starburst buddies.
28:21Little Paris and her magical closet.
28:23Those are little kid toys.
28:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
28:27What, um, what did you ask Santa for?
28:31I can't tell you or else I won't get what I want.
28:34I didn't even tell Dad.
28:36Oh, well, you know, we should probably mail those letters right away.
28:42so, uh, you know, I could take it for you.
28:45Dad already did.
28:47Did he?
28:48He ran right out of the diner to mail
28:50as soon as I wrote it.
28:55Really?
28:58Thanks. Excuse me.
29:04Security Welling here.
29:05Welling!
29:07I have an assignment for you.
29:11Hmm.
29:13Yes, sir.
29:15It would be my pleasure, sir.
29:31What are you up to, Chubby?
29:42Oh, hey!
29:43Hi, I'm Jeffrey.
29:44Welcome to Toy Traders.
29:45Merry Christmas.
29:46Happy Holidays.
29:47Happy Hanukkah.
29:48Happy Kwanzaa.
29:49And a very happy winter solstice.
29:51I think you got all the bases covered, Jim.
29:53Oh, thank you.
29:54Hey, listen.
29:55I'm looking for something, but I don't quite know what I'm looking for.
29:58Okay.
30:00Uh...
30:01Harrison.
30:03I'm sorry.
30:04I'm having a hard time reading your handwriting.
30:06Oh, that's not my handwriting.
30:07It's my daughter.
30:07She's having it.
30:09Mine's a lot worse.
30:10Trust me.
30:10Oh, it is.
30:11Wow.
30:12Um, yeah.
30:14You have any of those?
30:14Yeah.
30:16Uh, no clue.
30:17No idea, sir.
30:19Hmm.
30:20Wait a second.
30:21Unless she means Harrison.
30:23What's a Harrison?
30:25Harrison the Talking Bear.
30:27You are gonna love this.
30:28Follow me.
30:29Yes!
30:30Why, Harrison the Talking Bear, haven't you heard?
30:33It's only the most popular toy amongst the coveted five- to ten-year-old age demographic.
30:37So, the bear learns the kids' names, and then sends it back to them!
30:42It's the hottest toy this season!
30:43Really?
30:44Oh, yeah.
30:45That bear?
30:45They love it.
30:46That's what kids are going nuts over.
30:48Going nuts for the bear!
30:49Well, alright.
30:50I guess I'll get my daughter one.
30:51Oh!
30:52Sorry!
30:52But we're all sold out.
30:54These things keep flying off the shelves as fast as we can stock them.
30:57Oh, man.
30:57My daughter really wants one of these bears.
31:00You think maybe you might have one in the back?
31:02Sorry.
31:03But...
31:06If you write your name and number down there, I will call you as soon as we get some more
31:09in.
31:10You think maybe some other stores might have one of these bears?
31:12Hmm.
31:13Maybe.
31:14But you'll have to try again tomorrow, because all the shops are closing up right now.
31:18Alright, well.
31:19Looks like tomorrow, I'm going bear hunting.
31:22No, thanks for shopping at Toy Traders.
31:23Merry Christmas!
31:25Happy Holidays!
31:26Happy Hanukkah!
31:26Happy Kwanzaa!
31:27Happy Winter Solstice!
31:29Okay, okay.
31:30Merry Christmas in any language.
31:31Merry Christmas!
31:32Hey!
31:33Hi, I'm Jeffrey.
31:34Welcome to Toy Traders.
31:36Can I help you out with anything?
31:38A Harrison talking bear.
31:40Are you sure?
31:41That's what he asked for.
31:42He seemed really desperate to get it.
31:45So, Noel wants a Harrison talking bear.
31:49And to your knowledge, he hasn't found one yet?
31:52Nope.
31:53All the other stores are closed.
31:54Although, he'll certainly be out looking for one tomorrow.
31:57Good.
32:00I have another assignment for you.
32:09Five more minutes.
32:11Give me five more minutes.
32:12Five more minutes.
32:16Eleven dirty!
32:32Wrapping up the presents.
32:34Wrapping up the year.
32:35Take the good with the bad.
32:36Be of good cheer.
32:38I don't think I asked for much.
32:40And just a little sad and such.
32:43What you gonna get me for Christmas?
32:46Christmas.
32:48If I could have just one thing.
32:50Make it everything.
32:53Yeah, I want it all for Christmas.
32:55Christmas.
32:57Christmas.
33:00Christmas.
33:00Bye!
33:01I'm Harris!
33:11I got the holiday wrapped up tight.
33:13I got the holiday wrapped up tight.
33:13I got the holiday wrapped up tight.
33:16Get you ready for the Christmas night?
33:21I don't think I asked for much.
33:24I'm just a little sad and such.
33:26What you gonna get me for Christmas?
33:29Christmas.
33:31If I could have just one thing.
33:33I'll make it all.
33:34Let's load him up and move him out.
33:36I got the holiday.
33:37I want it all for Christmas.
33:38Christmas.
33:43Christmas.
33:46Christmas.
33:48Yeah, yes!
33:52Wrap it up.
33:53Wrap it up.
33:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:55Wrap it up.
33:56Yeah, yeah.
33:57Wrap it up.
33:58Yeah, yeah.
33:58Wrap it up.
34:00Yeah, yeah.
34:01Yeah, yeah.
34:03Excuse me.
34:12Minus.
34:21Uh-huh.
34:22Yeah, I understand.
34:24Well, let me ask you,
34:25you gonna be getting any more Harrison Bears in?
34:28Well, I'm glad it's the daggum funny.
34:32Still no luck?
34:34Nothing.
34:35Tried every toy store, then 500 miles.
34:38Waynesville, Morgantown, Boone.
34:40They're all sold out.
34:41Well, what about online?
34:44eBay?
34:45They got rush delivery, right?
34:47As soon as they get to him, he's on the 26th.
34:49I need it on Christmas, not the day after.
34:51Well, I'm sure that she'll love whatever you got her.
34:56Well, that's the problem.
34:59I didn't get her nothing yet.
35:02Planning ahead, I see.
35:04Maggie, it ain't easy.
35:06Back in the day when she was littler,
35:08you know, going to some toy store,
35:09get her some kind of a doll with pink on it
35:12or some kind of unicorn or bunny
35:13or something with a magic wand.
35:16She's older now.
35:17It just doesn't work.
35:18It's a lot harder.
35:21I've got to get that bear.
35:29Here's Larry.
35:30Hey, this is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders.
35:32You signed up for the Harrison wait list?
35:34Well, I'm calling to tell you that we have more Harrison bears just arrived.
35:38They'll be available tomorrow morning on a first-come, first-served basis.
35:41So get here early.
35:44Oh, man.
35:45I don't believe it.
35:46I got me a Harrison bear.
35:50Woo!
35:51Pie for everybody.
35:53You're the only one here, Larry.
35:55Well, I'll take theirs.
36:03Hey, Mr. Welling.
36:06Hey, this is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders.
36:08Well, I'm calling to tell you some really, really good news.
36:12I see.
36:13First-come, first-served.
36:15What time do you open?
36:18And we'll see you then.
36:30I'm awake.
36:31I'm awake.
36:41Yeah, you're a pretty good dad, Larry.
36:43I bet Victor wouldn't do this for no well.
36:47Oh, man.
36:49You gotta be kidding me.
36:52Hey, is everybody in this line to buy a Harrison bear?
36:55That's right, friend.
36:58What some people won't do to get a toy, huh?
37:01Yeah.
37:03It's crazy.
37:11How you doing?
37:13Some bear.
37:15No, no, no.
37:15I put one on hold.
37:20Good morning, everyone.
37:22Thank you for waiting outside all night long.
37:24I am thrilled to let you know that we have a new shipment of Harrison bears.
37:33Okay, one at a time.
37:35Let's slow down.
37:36Pick a time.
37:37There's no rush.
37:42Where are these bears?
37:47What?
37:48There's nothing here.
37:50Oh, man, this can't be happening.
37:52Hey, where are all the bears?
37:55Yeah.
37:55Where's the new shipment?
37:57I'm sorry, everyone, but the Harrison bears have sold out.
38:01What?
38:01Oh, come on.
38:04Thank you for shopping at Toy Traders, and have a very merry Christmas, a happy holidays,
38:09a happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa, and a very happy winter solstice.
38:13Ah.
38:14You mean to tell me that thing sold out in five minutes?
38:16More like 30 seconds.
38:18First customer just came and bought them all.
38:21Oh, he bought every one of them bears?
38:23Yeah.
38:24All 50 of them.
38:25Guess he's got a lot of kids.
38:27Did you guy like some kind of a one-per-family limit or something?
38:30Well, I told you, it was first-come, first-served.
38:34Boy.
38:35You know what?
38:36I hope you have a sucky holiday, a sucky Christmas, a sucky Hanukkah, a sucky Kwanzaa, and a sucky
38:42winter salsa.
38:46What are you looking at?
38:47You started the whole thing.
38:50Oh, okay.
38:51Well, it looks like someone's going to get coal in their stocking this year when the coal,
38:55when the fairies put the coal, and you just wish you had something other than coal.
39:04Ah.
39:11Hey.
39:13You're the guy at the front of the line.
39:15Are you the guy that's been buying up all these bears?
39:17First come, first serve.
39:20You got like 50 of them.
39:21How many kids you got?
39:22I have a lot of nephews and nieces.
39:24Hey, listen.
39:26You think maybe you could, uh, spare me one of them?
39:29I mean, I'll give you $100.
39:32$100!
39:33One bear!
39:34Sorry.
39:35Oh, man, look, I'm des-
39:36Man, I'm really desperate.
39:38I'd love to have one of those-
39:39Ah!
39:40Jeez!
39:41Ah!
39:42Uncle!
39:43If you'll excuse me, I have a lot more holiday shopping to attend to.
39:53If I wouldn't pull a Christmas spirit, I'd have knocked him out.
39:59And you're certain there's not a single Harrison bear on any shelf in town?
40:04Uh-huh.
40:06Thank you, Welling.
40:10Noel!
40:11Your dad's here!
40:15Bye, sweet pea.
40:17Bye, Mom.
40:19So, how's everything, Larry?
40:21Oh, awesome.
40:22Real good.
40:23Couldn't be better.
40:24Doing any last-minute Christmas shopping?
40:25A little bit.
40:26You?
40:26Nope, nope, no.
40:27I think I got it pretty much wrapped up this year.
40:28Good.
40:29In fact, I think this is going to turn out to be an extra special Christmas for someone
40:33we both know.
40:36You two have fun.
40:39Come on, Dad.
40:48Wow.
40:49This is looking really great.
40:51You're darn right it does.
40:52Look at it.
40:53Dad, you're eating all the shingles.
40:56I know.
40:58It's pathetic, ain't it?
41:00Here, I thought I'd be pulled after the chimney.
41:04Go away, sweetheart.
41:05I got enough shingles for 10,000 gingerbread houses.
41:09Hey, I bet Victor doesn't have time to make a gingerbread house with you like I do.
41:15No.
41:16He's been awfully busy.
41:18I mean, some big project called Operation Who's Your Daddy?
41:26Let me ask you something.
41:27You didn't happen to tell Victor was in that letter you wrote to Santa Claus, did you?
41:30Oh, no, Dad.
41:32I want to do anything that might keep me from getting what I asked for.
41:36Boy, you really want that thing, don't you?
41:39Whatever it is.
41:41Uh, hey, sweetheart, let me ask you something.
41:45What if Santa Claus isn't able to get you what you asked for?
41:48Oh, no, Dad.
41:49Don't even say that.
41:50I know Santa will come through.
41:53He just has to.
42:06You haven't even touched your pie.
42:08Oh, Maggie.
42:10I ain't got much of an appetite.
42:12Maybe I should take your pulse to see if you're still alive.
42:15It's a dead gum stuffed bear.
42:17It's stressing me out.
42:19You haven't found one yet?
42:20No, them stuffed bears are rarer than a cab driver with fresh breath.
42:26Hey, maybe you should ask those ladies where they got theirs.
42:30Hurry!
42:31That's a Harrison bear.
42:33I'll be right back.
42:38Excuse me, ladies.
42:39Excuse me, ladies.
42:40Hold on.
42:42I'm desperate.
42:43It's about your bear.
42:44What about the bear?
42:46Well, I want it, and I was wondering if anybody...
42:48No, you're the fifth person in the last hour to ask us about it.
42:52And we're telling you like we told all the others,
42:54it's not for sale at any price.
42:56No, I don't want to buy it.
42:57I was just saying...
42:58Oh, so you just want to take it.
43:00Nobody takes this bear.
43:02It's for our grandniece.
43:05No, I think you're misunderstanding.
43:06We're warning you.
43:07We've taken a senior citizen self-defense class.
43:10Huh?
43:11Stop it.
43:12Oh, I...
43:14That'll teach you.
43:15Don't mess with a senior.
43:17Hmm.
43:18There you go.
43:20The nerve.
43:20We're security.
43:21Oh, too long.
43:22Christmas is getting violent.
43:30The Harrison Bear.
43:33Rooster's Tavern.
43:34Reindeer charity fundraiser.
43:38Yeah.
43:42Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Rooster's Tavern's annual Buck King Reindeer charity fundraiser.
43:52Hooray!
43:55I'm not too crazy about this.
43:57We have ten very brave Santas up here, willing to risk life and limb.
44:04And help raise money to St. Luke's Children's Hospital by trying to see how long they can stay up.
44:12I mean, I've never ridden a mechanical reindeer before.
44:14Neither have I.
44:16But the way I figure it, Oak's Office Ridinger gives us a better chance of wearing that Harrison Bear down
44:20there for Noel.
44:20And the Santa who stays on the longest will win our grand prize!
44:28We got it.
44:29We got it.
44:30Better give up now, fellas.
44:31My boy wants that bear for Christmas, and I never let my boy down.
44:36Yeah, well, my little girl wants it, too, and I never let my little girl down.
44:40Tell you something, it ain't over till it's over.
44:42Oh, it's over.
44:43Let's the game begin!
44:46Santa number one!
44:48Victory!
44:49That's Santa number one up here.
44:51Are you ready?
44:51Santa number one!
44:53On your mark!
44:54Get shot!
44:56Let's rise!
44:58We got it!
45:04He's held on to cheerlead!
45:05He's held on!
45:07Thank you!
45:08Oh, he's off!
45:09We've got his scores!
45:10Seven seconds!
45:12It's not a bad start, Santa number one!
45:14Well, let's get the second Santa Claus up here!
45:16Good luck, Claude!
45:18You can do it, Claude!
45:19Stay on her, buddy!
45:21Santa number two, are you ready?
45:23I'm ready.
45:25Ready, set, let's ride!
45:30That was anchor today.
45:33How long did I go for?
45:34You were on board.
45:37One second!
45:39One second, everybody!
45:40Keep it going for Santa number three!
45:43Let's ride!
45:51Infinity's got nine seconds!
46:00Let's ride!
46:02Oh!
46:04Oh, my God!
46:04Yes!
46:06Go, go, go!
46:07Go, go, go!
46:08Go!
46:10Yes!
46:11Yes!
46:11Oh, yeah!
46:13Standar number seven!
46:15Come on down!
46:17Whoa-oh!
46:19Let's ride!
46:21No, no, no!
46:22Come on!
46:23Number seven, throw a knife!
46:24Oh, yeah!
46:26He's got his fantastic...
46:28Oh, my gosh!
46:30Look at this guy go!
46:31Go!
46:32Go!
46:32He's still hanging on!
46:33He's holding on for dear life!
46:36Go, go, go!
46:39You gotta be kidding me!
46:41Number seven, 22 seconds!
46:48You've done it, number seven!
46:49What are you gonna do, Larry?
46:51You can't hold on for 23 seconds.
46:53I want to get something out of my truck.
46:54Come on.
46:55Let me tell you something.
46:56This glue's gonna give me the edge I need.
46:58Do me a favor.
46:59Get my backside, would you?
47:00Oh, that's disgusting.
47:01Would you just do my backside there?
47:03Do you want Noel to win that bear or not?
47:05Oh, yeah.
47:07Do not forget, you must get at least 23 seconds on the bull to win the grand prize.
47:14Let's go, boys!
47:15Let's win!
47:17Come on, Timmer!
47:21He's a tornado in the back of the race here.
47:26How fast does this thing go?
47:28Okay.
47:29Oh, man.
47:33Don't let go.
47:34Don't let go.
47:35Hey.
48:00He's done it in 31 seconds!
48:03We got a new champion!
48:05We got it!
48:06I won!
48:0831 seconds, you hear?
48:10You have won yourself a weekend for two in the beautiful, romantic, Pocono Mountains!
48:20Pocono?
48:21All right!
48:21No, no, no.
48:22I wanted the bear.
48:23I thought first prize was the bear.
48:26Well done.
48:27Now, in second place, rider number seven, you have won Harrison the Talking Bear!
48:34I won!
48:36I won.
48:38My boy's gonna have the best Christmas ever!
48:42Oh, yeah!
48:43Number two!
48:44Give it up for number two!
48:46Oh, yeah!
48:48And what am I going to do with the trip to the Poconos?
48:51I'll go with you.
48:53Come on, Claude.
48:55Boy, it's breezy in here.
48:59I'll tell you, Claude.
49:00I don't know.
49:01I know this, though.
49:03At this rate, I'm never going to get one of them bears.
49:14What is going on?
49:17Oh, Harrison loves to play.
49:22Anybody out of here?
49:24That tickles.
49:26I'm baby Harrison.
49:28Time for a nap.
49:31Hi, Heidi.
49:32Oh, I'm Harrison.
49:40This is fun.
49:41Harrison loves exercise.
49:44Where are all these bears coming from?
49:47Oh, you.
49:48Oh, you.
49:49Hey, did you get any more of them talking bears in?
49:52Oh, hey.
49:52We certainly do.
49:53Oh, man.
49:54Everybody's got one but me.
49:55Can I have one?
49:56Yes, you can.
49:57Yes, you can.
49:58Hi, I'm Larry the Loser Bear.
50:00Get her done.
50:02Hey, that ain't a Harrison Bear.
50:03That's a me bear.
50:04Why, this is the second most popular toy amongst the coveted five to ten-year-old age demographic.
50:09Second most?
50:10What's the most popular?
50:12This one.
50:14Hi-de-ho.
50:15I'm Victor the Talking Bear.
50:16I'm the best dad ever.
50:18And I'll buy whatever your little heart desires.
50:24I love that one.
50:25Every kid in America wants one of these.
50:27A Victor Bear?
50:29Daddy, can I please have it?
50:31That's the thing.
50:32I want more than anything for Christmas.
50:44I'm here at Town Hall where they're setting up a soup kitchen for the homeless.
50:48As you can see, there are some wonderful toys that will be handed out at noon today to needy boys
50:54and girls by none other than Santa himself.
50:57Ho, ho, ho.
50:59Merry Christmas.
51:01Thank you, Santa.
51:02I'm Margot Price, Channel One News.
51:04Thanks, Margot.
51:05Oh, man.
51:07You could not be thinking what you're thinking right now.
51:10...which reportedly originated in...
51:18...you happy?
51:20I don't know what.
51:27Oh.
51:31No guilt, Larry.
51:32Come on.
51:35Yeah, this $500 donation way makes up for that bear.
51:39All right.
51:42Larry?
51:43Larry Phillips?
51:44Yeah.
51:45Is that you?
51:46Oh, hey, Janie.
51:48How's Trix?
51:49Good, good.
51:50I was just dropping off some presents to donate for the charity event.
51:54I haven't seen you since we graduated from high school.
51:57I know.
51:58It's been a long time.
51:59All right, then.
52:00Larry, don't give up.
52:02You know?
52:03It's bound to get better.
52:05Oh, no, Janie.
52:06I'm doing fine, really.
52:07These are just old clothes.
52:09It's wash day.
52:10I hope this isn't because I dumped you, Larry.
52:14Well, hold on a second.
52:15I kind of remember that differently.
52:17It was kind of mutual.
52:19Oh, okay.
52:19I have to go to church, but it was really good seeing you again.
52:24You, too.
52:24And I'm sure this is all just a little rough patch, you know?
52:28And I just want you to be brave.
52:31I don't need money, Janie.
52:33Larry, there is no shame in accepting help.
52:37You poor, poor man.
52:40I don't...
52:41Bye.
52:4220 bucks?
52:44Boy, I'm in the wrong business.
52:49Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
52:51Well, I think I got something very nice for you.
52:57Merry Christmas.
53:01I hear you want a doggie for Christmas.
53:04Ho, ho, ho.
53:06Well, we just happen to have one here.
53:09Here you go.
53:10Merry Christmas.
53:12Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
53:15Oh.
53:17That's what makes it all worthwhile.
53:21Whoa.
53:21How you doing, Santa?
53:23Are you kidding me?
53:25You're cutting off the circulation in my legs.
53:28Come on.
53:28The real Santa Claus wouldn't care about stuff like that.
53:31Oh, yeah?
53:32Well, real Santa Claus is kind of busy this time of year, you might have noticed.
53:35Look, I'm here for my daughter.
53:37Oh, yeah?
53:38Why isn't she here herself?
53:40Well, I'll be honest with you.
53:40She's kind of scared of Santa Claus.
53:42How does a kid not like Santa Claus?
53:44Well, I don't know.
53:45I guess she must have sat on some Santa's lap that was sweating real bad and had bad breath
53:49and asked a lot of nosy questions.
53:51Okay.
53:52Okay.
53:53Here you go.
53:54Ho, ho.
53:55This is for your daughter.
53:57She don't want that.
53:57She wants that Harrison bear.
53:58Can I get that Harrison bear?
54:00She's going to love the dog.
54:01Santa Claus, I am not leaving your lap until I get that Harrison bear.
54:04As a matter of fact, I had some Mexican food last night and it's starting to bubble up
54:07on me.
54:08Oh.
54:08I'm going to give me that bear because if I explode on you, you're going to have
54:11to call Roto-Rooter for some backup.
54:13Oh.
54:13Give this guy his bear.
54:15All right.
54:15Give him his bear.
54:17Ha, ha.
54:19Oh, man.
54:20Santa Claus, you just made a dad and a little girl really happy.
54:24Oh, hi.
54:24I'm Harrison.
54:25I'm going for the bear.
54:27Woo.
54:27I got a bear.
54:30Ho, ho, ho.
54:31Oh, I got a bear.
54:33I got a bear.
54:35Got me a Harrison bear.
54:36I can't believe I got a bear.
54:39Whoa.
54:40Is that a Harrison bear?
54:41Sure is, buddy.
54:42I got it for my daughter.
54:43Oh.
54:45She sure is lucky.
54:47I wanted the same thing, but Daddy says Santa's on a tight budget this year.
54:51That's terrible.
54:52Well, maybe your daddy will come up with something and you'll have a good Christmas this year.
54:57He can't.
54:58He doesn't get out of jail till Valentine's Day.
55:02He was just trying to steal enough money so Mom could get her operation.
55:07Man, that's really sad.
55:09Oh, well.
55:10I just hope Santa doesn't forget me on Christmas.
55:13Like he did last year.
55:15And the year before that.
55:17And the year before that.
55:22Hey, kid.
55:24Catch.
55:26You're giving me your Harrison talking bear?
55:29Yeah.
55:30I figure since Santa's on a tight budget this year, I'll be Santa's helper.
55:35So, Merry Christmas.
55:39Sucker!
55:44And that's why some couples just have pets.
55:47I've been hacked.
55:49Hey, bring me back that bear!
55:53Come back in!
55:55Bring me back my bear!
56:02Excuse me.
56:03Sorry.
56:04Get back you back there!
56:14Get back you little punk!
56:16Now give me that bear!
56:18Brat chance, Tubby!
56:19Tubby, come on.
56:20You know that's hurtful.
56:21I'm not Tubby.
56:22I'm Big Bone.
56:23Now give me that bear!
56:24Please, mister.
56:25Don't take my Harrison bear.
56:27I'm begging you.
56:30Oh, my kid, just give me the bear.
56:31I won't let you take my bear.
56:33No matter how much you threaten me.
56:35Hey, hey, what's going on here?
56:36Are you threatening this little boy?
56:38I'm not threatening that little punk.
56:40He tricked me out of that bear.
56:41It was a gift from my daddy.
56:43He was in jail.
56:44And he wants to take it away from me.
56:46Oh, that's real rich, kid.
56:47That's real rich.
56:48You're pretty good, you know?
56:50Larry, just because you've fallen on hard times,
56:53that's no excuse to steal from a child.
56:57No, y'all are misunderstanding the whole thing about what's happening here.
57:01Oh, I understand.
57:02I understand you should be put in jail.
57:04Come on, let's get him.
57:07Wait a minute.
57:08For the record, Janie, I dumped you.
57:13Oh, that's it!
57:14Let's get him!
57:15Let's get him!
57:17Let's get him!
57:19Woooo!
57:21Let's go!
57:23Let's go!
57:24Let's go!
57:27Let's go!
57:30Let's go!
57:32Let's go!
57:33Nice work, kid.
57:35Fifty bucks is agreed.
57:38It'll be a hundred.
57:40We agreed on 50.
57:42Delivery charges?
57:43Or did you want me to give it back to the doofus?
57:47I'm starting to feel like the doofus myself, kid.
57:51On three.
57:53One, two, three.
58:00Stupid bear.
58:03That's Rickles!
58:05Get back there! Get up!
58:07Get up!
58:08Get up!
58:09Get up!
58:10Get up!
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