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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no noua
03:15lindy
03:17everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:29Lindy?
03:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, no!
03:33OK, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I AM NOT OKAY!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No! Too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:49Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53YES!
04:54Oh! Sorry! Sorry! I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I'm fine!
05:00I heard that!
05:01God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:34Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experimenter.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my god!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do you...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:03It's called...
06:04Cellular reduction.
06:06And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:30I can do that!
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Ha!
06:36Meet me in the dining room!
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les!
06:43Do I look merry...
06:45Or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again...
06:52Now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh...
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die...
07:17Tiny!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47And...
07:48Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:25Hey.
08:26Calm...
08:26Calm down.
08:30Calm fucking down!
08:31Calm...
08:34Hawk!
08:36Hyah!
08:38gender trimmerer,
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute.
08:58I don't want to be little.
09:04He's been away.
09:17you can you can refilm the ladies cup too she's on her way she's gone back to her husband no
09:25they always do not this time no no because we've got plans yep we got concrete plans
09:36how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:44there are multiple reasons she could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask
09:57because our love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written
10:05immortalized for generations to come oh quiet everybody please quiet please sorry oh it's work
10:19hey martin well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so
10:26no no no no no of course of course i'll just i'll head into the into the lab
10:33no i've i've not heard from us wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled
10:46barbara can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:54peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen
11:04and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96
11:12if there was ever a time
11:14i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit you didn't trust me which makes me so sad makes me so sad
11:32fuck you but yeah
11:40well i didn't exactly hide it from you either what happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:53wait and legible happy birthday lindy
11:59they're so cute oh and functional happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped the mailbox
12:16never put it together you also said you didn't want to know
12:23well you're not leaving me
12:24well i have to go so i can fix you
12:26no no no no less
12:28take me with you i'm portable
12:30you will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32i feel very not safe i feel very small and like something bad could happen
12:37i won't let something happen
12:39something did something else beyond the accident
12:43but i have to go to the lab so i can fix you
12:45please lass i do not want to be alone
12:47please i'm scared
12:49well what if i can show you that um being small isn't scary
12:54oh god
12:54i've always wondered what the world would look like if i were six inches tall
12:58not me
13:00i could show you
13:01no i i don't
13:03aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05i will be restored to regular size soon
13:09i promise
13:11trust me
13:15okay
13:17this is crazy
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14:17i can only imagine how different everything looks right
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17:02when you're ready uh pour away
17:10don't be shy so this is my uh
17:17tiny little life now temporary tiny life
17:20how long again a day two at the most i'm so close so close yeah yeah
17:32did you microwave this off the floor floor is clean you're the first person to ever walk on it
17:38six inch tall neil fucking armstrong kind of
17:50unless you put parmesan in the potatoes potatoes a la diane with a twist
17:59who reese witherspoon from legally blonde she's gonna play me in the movie she's gonna play the
18:04sister character i still don't know who that is walt she's blonde wears pink goes to harvard
18:10that's a stretch what i am blonde less said that we could be twins i'm sure he's just being kind
18:18no
18:18no i think with the right hair and makeup you know hollywood i mean it's beyond me why they're even
18:22adapting the book into a film because it's sold a million copies because it won the pulitzer
18:29hollywood must be out of ideas you're not excited uh laura dern is playing the mother i adore laura
18:36dern but i questioned her judgment the book wasn't well received i repeated one the pulitzer the guardian
18:43dupted literary popcorn and added that does not a pulitzer make their words which she memorized and
18:50repeat constantly i can barely show my face at wine club wednesday without carol turning her nose
18:56up at me as if i were the devil incarnate walt your mother needs your wine club wednesdays that's not
19:02a stretch mom it's fiction carol didn't see a character carol saw me and the me in your book is
19:11a
19:11monster it's a comedy it's a dark comedy a coming-of-age story about a woman who felt
19:18abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character you try being a single mother of two
19:27young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word walked out or was driven away jim
19:33abandoned me no he stopped being married to you he abandoned me me too and he's still the hero i
19:44tried
19:44my best walt uh if i may uh walt diane have you tried the potatoes i call them potatoes a
19:53la diane
19:53i'm with a twist is the twist a turn of the knife it's parmesan cheese try it
20:05it's too rich but absolutely divine just like you
20:15walt sorry i think we should visit the arch tomorrow i hear it's dreadful
20:22yes yes no i don't get the arch it's like an arch for what it's the gateway to the west
20:30i think it's great i can barely show my face
20:34wine club wednesdays hollywood has run out of ideas i think laura dern is very generous casting i have to
20:41say hello
20:47what's going on do you want to have a sec oh yes yes please will you hear
20:52yeah we'll be quiet we'll be fine oh all right you're set to high volume
20:58watch watch watch watch watch watch watch okay fine okay
21:10okay
21:12okay
21:12Go ahead, go ahead.
21:17Thank you for defending me.
21:20I always want to.
21:22Always defend yourself.
21:23Go ahead, go ahead.
21:29Oh, no, put your hand down there again.
21:33Fuck.
21:35Oh, Jesus, what?
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:07I don't think I'm going to be quiet.
22:08I don't think I'm going to be quiet.
22:09Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, man.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously.
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:32Unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's going to be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:44Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52It's...
22:53Oh, my God.
22:59Oh, I can't...
23:08Oh, my God.
23:11Oh, my God.
23:15Oh, my God.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:22Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:36Now-ish.
23:52I'm coming in.
23:54I'm coming in.
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:08Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:19Come here.
24:23Ow.
24:24Fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Right.
25:01Hey.
25:04Hey.
25:07Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:09Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard.
25:11I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right.
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard.
25:27Everything okay?
25:28She's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard.
25:35She's at home writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing, that's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside.
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:15I'll see you later.
26:23I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's good.
26:38Space colon?
26:39Colon?
26:40Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I couldn't.
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:40It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really, really silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, it's, it's okay.
29:16I, I, I didn't want you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:31um you seem a little bit down no i'm uh just tired yeah i was waiting up last night for
29:40someone
29:41someone special you know and it's just you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah
29:49thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift so thank you
29:57thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy thank you from over here
30:24oh right okay
30:29looks good okay
30:43oh my god
30:49oh there we go
30:51uh guide
30:58oh a classic
31:00gamma
31:05volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay sex so we've got popcorn but no candy
31:24oh less that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day or two at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:07thoughts complete
32:07bobs
32:09implement his thoughts
32:16b sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared
32:24over mu naught
32:25complete
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55carl implement his thoughts
33:12let's make history
33:27let's make history
33:28let's work
33:29okay
33:29because I'm happy we can't record this
33:35uhhm
33:56let's make history
33:57now
33:57that turned down
34:02a great attempt in the name of science
34:05richard
34:05bob the explainer
34:08nominal success
34:10subject expanded to regular size for
34:122.1 seconds
34:13same as previous attempt
34:15result molecular disequilibrium
34:18eraser bob see medic
34:20bring in fred
34:21clean up an aisle everywhere
34:23richard
34:24waiting on analysis to proceed
34:27we'll adjust based on your thoughts
34:29we'll go again
34:31no you won't
34:33if this is your definition of close we have a big problem
34:37you working in a bubble
34:38with your staff and your secrets
34:40ends today
34:41moving forward everything that happens in this lab
34:44will be authorized by me
34:46no no no no
34:48um
34:50this is not how we work here
34:52we are making history
34:54okay that corn
34:56was regular size
34:57it's incredible
34:58as a scientist
34:59how can you not see that
35:01reports
35:01equipment
35:02results
35:02any spending whatsoever
35:04everything you use
35:06must be logged up to
35:07and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room
35:10can i explain my fiber deficiencies
35:12okay everybody everybody
35:13this is virginia
35:15vivian
35:15vivian i don't know her last name
35:17but she's new here
35:18and she doesn't know how things work
35:20and bob you don't need to worry about your oatmeal
35:21okay
35:22can we just talk about this
35:25martin you know exactly how much money
35:27this science circus is hemorrhaging
35:30i don't care about the money
35:31of course you don't
35:32you spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars
35:36designing your logo
35:37i had to open the books
35:39well it had to be perfect
35:40what
35:41irresponsible
35:42and deeply sad
35:43dr littlejohn it's no longer your money
35:46it's hilton smith's money
35:47this is his lab now
35:49and i run hilton's lab
35:50ergo
35:51i run this lab
35:52this is unacceptable
35:54and it's ridiculous
35:55and do
35:56do something
35:58okay
35:59no we
36:00no we
36:00just me
36:01i want to talk to hilton right now
36:03well
36:04good luck reaching him
36:06he's spending the holidays
36:07piloting an experimental submersible
36:09off the coast of guam
36:11guam
36:13guam
36:13what
36:14shut it down
36:15we'll try again tomorrow
36:17together
36:19these ladders are an osha violation
36:21you're an osha violation
36:25dear
36:25hairy
36:26jesus
36:27and i hope hilton gets crushed into ketchup
36:29by 400 atmospheres of pressure
36:3129 days
36:33not helpful
36:34not
36:35the point
36:44what have i done
36:52midnight
36:53were the stars and you
36:59midnight
37:00and a rendezvous
37:05your eyes
37:08held a message tender
37:11saying i surrender
37:14all my life
37:16oh
37:16it's my phone
37:19oh my phone
37:20oh
37:21oh
37:24coming coming coming
37:26what
37:39no
38:00fuck did you just say something
38:09am i losing my mind
38:10am i losing my mind
38:17i can see me
38:18in you
38:23do you
38:24what
38:25ah
38:26what is that
38:30oh
38:31oh fuck
38:36i gotta get out of here
38:52god damn it
38:55let
38:57oh
38:58for god's sake
39:02god
39:03dang it
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40:21What the...
40:23Oh, God. Oh, God.
40:37Ruby! Hold on! I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river
40:58Too many lonely stars have tripped out to sea
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:17You've got a number and your hand is on the phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:51You think you're gonna break up
42:07You think you're gonna break up
42:15You think you're gonna break up
42:19You think you're gonna break up
42:21Because you're seeing like a certain extent
42:23You think you're
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