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00:05:33Você pode comer mais do que isso.
00:05:33Isso é por isso que seu tombe hates você.
00:05:36Parece que você tentou de abrir o seal com isso.
00:05:38É meu pippin!
00:05:39Isso é...
00:05:40Oh, meu Deus.
00:05:41Isso é um original Broadway cast recording.
00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Olha lá.
00:05:47Trash.
00:05:47Eu me desculpe.
00:05:48Eu me desculpe, é só...
00:05:48Você sabe, ele deve ter come in through the waiting room.
00:05:51How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
00:05:54I mean, se ele não fixe, eu me desculpe.
00:05:56Mas o que escolha do que nós temos?
00:05:56Mas a gun.
00:05:57Ok, bom, true, Alvin, our landlord.
00:06:00Nós pedimos para o alarme, também, e vamos...
00:06:02Ele não fez nada.
00:06:03Ok, mas vamos falar com ele, obviamente, ok?
00:06:06No gun.
00:06:07Eu não moro em uma casa com um instrumento de morte.
00:06:11No offence.
00:06:13Você rentou?
00:06:18Você pode não tomar isso muito bem.
00:06:20Eu acho que você está meio que irracionando, para te dizer o verdade.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24Nós trabalhamos com vários alza-riches clientes.
00:06:27I mean, pessoas no radar de cabalos e cartelos e conglomerados.
00:06:32I mean, você não acha que um dos seus rivales
00:06:35pode plantar um instrumento de ouvido em seu serviço?
00:06:37Eu não...
00:06:38Eu, o C.I.A. does isso todo o tempo.
00:06:41O C.I.A.?
00:06:42Sim, o C.I.A.
00:06:43Ok.
00:06:44Tem um batch de Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46Isso vai ajudar.
00:06:47Eu não quero um Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49Eu quero uma arma.
00:06:50Eu nunca vou pegar o que eu quero.
00:06:52Nós ainda temos tudo o dinheiro da sua primeira vez.
00:06:55Tchau.
00:06:56Fim, fim.
00:06:57Agora eu quero uma arma.
00:07:17Eu não quero ter feito a lorraine.
00:07:18Ela me ligou para ser um whore.
00:07:22Whittingidea.com.
00:07:23É um tipo de Y, por exemplo.
00:07:24Like whining
00:07:25But more horrible
00:07:28I don't know that site
00:07:30People pay 15 grand
00:07:32To pitch their winning idea
00:07:34To CEO types like me
00:07:3615 minutes
00:07:37But what halfway decent CEO
00:07:40Has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41So basically it's a parade of shit CEOs
00:07:44Or bored retired types like me
00:07:46It triggered me
00:07:47Like a fire alarm
00:07:49At a fireworks factory
00:07:51That's how bad it triggered me
00:07:53Never again
00:07:55It's okay Carl
00:07:56We all feel that way
00:07:59Sometimes horrible people
00:08:01Who have no boundaries
00:08:03No manners
00:08:04No integrity
00:08:05We want to lash out
00:08:07Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting
00:08:10Yes
00:08:10Amen sister
00:08:12Let's hurt them
00:08:14But what are some strategies
00:08:17That we could use
00:08:20What about our mnemonics
00:08:23Stop
00:08:23S-T-O-P
00:08:25Stop
00:08:25Yeah
00:08:25That thing
00:08:26Yeah that's right
00:08:27S-stop-T
00:08:28Take a step back
00:08:30O
00:08:30Yeah can I
00:08:30Forgive me
00:08:31Can I just
00:08:33The S of
00:08:34Stop is stop
00:08:35The acronym
00:08:37The acronym is stop
00:08:38But the S of stop
00:08:39Stands for stop
00:08:40Yeah yeah
00:08:41That's um
00:08:42That's
00:08:43No that's right
00:08:44S-stop-T
00:08:45Take a step back
00:08:46O
00:08:47Observe
00:08:47P
00:08:48Proceed
00:08:50Mindfully
00:08:50It's just a
00:08:51A little thing
00:08:52To remember
00:08:53For when that
00:08:53The S of stop
00:08:54Is for stop
00:08:55Correct
00:08:55I mean
00:08:56Couldn't you people
00:08:57Pretend to
00:08:59To dress it up
00:08:59A little bit
00:09:00I mean
00:09:01Slow down
00:09:02Suspend
00:09:03Something
00:09:04I can't believe
00:09:05A group of professionals
00:09:06Got into a room
00:09:07And landed on that
00:09:09Probably high-fived
00:09:10Each other over it
00:09:11You know
00:09:11I mean on the face of it
00:09:12If I could stop
00:09:14I wouldn't need
00:09:15The mnemonic
00:09:15If I could stop
00:09:17I wouldn't need
00:09:17Anger management
00:09:18I'm here
00:09:19Because I can't stop
00:09:20Right
00:09:20You did
00:09:21The stop is only
00:09:21The first step
00:09:22Of stop
00:09:24Of stop
00:09:25Right
00:09:26Stop
00:09:26Now
00:09:27T
00:09:28Take a step back
00:09:30Yeah
00:09:30Are you testing me
00:09:31Because I think
00:09:32I may fail
00:09:33Because I may
00:09:35Start
00:09:35S is for start
00:09:36T
00:09:38Throwing things
00:09:39Carl
00:09:39A is for at
00:09:41R is for
00:09:43Don't say it
00:09:44I'm going to say it
00:09:45Don't say it
00:09:45I'm going to say it
00:09:46Retarded
00:09:47Okay
00:09:47And the last T
00:09:48Is for therapist
00:09:49I am going to start
00:09:50Throwing things
00:09:51At retarded
00:09:52Therapist
00:09:53Huh
00:09:54I said it
00:09:55Okay
00:09:55Oh for Christ's sake
00:09:57Carl
00:09:57Just
00:09:58Just breathe
00:09:58You breathe
00:10:02But I've seen
00:10:03SAT scores go up
00:10:0415
00:10:0520%
00:10:06With the right
00:10:06Fungal regime
00:10:07But there's always
00:10:08Side effects
00:10:09With fungus
00:10:09Okay
00:10:11So retest
00:10:12With the
00:10:13Hitting and getting
00:10:13The right
00:10:14Sure
00:10:15But let's say
00:10:16She hits 1300
00:10:17Then we're well
00:10:18Within range
00:10:18For Duke
00:10:19Carnegie Mellon
00:10:20No I'm quite a stamper
00:10:21That's me
00:10:22Sorry
00:10:24Jameson
00:10:24Low key favor
00:10:26Can you try
00:10:27These glasses on
00:10:29Wow
00:10:30Right yes
00:10:31It's like
00:10:32Worth a hundred
00:10:33IQ points
00:10:34Right
00:10:34Yeah
00:10:35For the interview
00:10:36Yeah
00:10:36And what if we
00:10:37Went a bit radical
00:10:38With her hair
00:10:39Maybe both
00:10:40Color
00:10:40Uh
00:10:41Manifests
00:10:44Individuality
00:10:45No
00:10:46I think
00:10:47She looked like
00:10:48A blue eyed
00:10:50Pinata
00:10:52I want the
00:10:54First swing
00:10:55No sweetie
00:10:56I'm kidding
00:10:57Let's talk
00:10:58Accommodations
00:10:58Dr. Gary
00:11:00Yes
00:11:01A little preview
00:11:02Perhaps
00:11:02Yeah
00:11:02Yeah
00:11:04So as I said
00:11:06The full report
00:11:08Promised but
00:11:09Okay so
00:11:10Boiling it down
00:11:11To some
00:11:11Salient headlines
00:11:13The nonverbal
00:11:15Abstract processing
00:11:16Average
00:11:16But Jameson
00:11:18Does meet
00:11:19The qualifying
00:11:20Diagnostic criteria
00:11:22For ADHD
00:11:23But only just
00:11:24So double time
00:11:26Does she
00:11:27Get double
00:11:28If you'd like
00:11:29A significant number
00:11:30Of applicants
00:11:30Will have 200%
00:11:32Right
00:11:32Okay I don't need it
00:11:33I'm not sped
00:11:34Duncan
00:11:36Remy
00:11:36You remember Remy
00:11:37Our admissions consultant
00:11:38Remy
00:11:38Will you tell him
00:11:39What you're thinking
00:11:39Read the um
00:11:40Endowments
00:11:41Oh
00:11:41Three or four million
00:11:42To the endowment fund
00:11:44Uh
00:11:44Anymore starts to look like
00:11:45A run
00:11:46Unless we're talking
00:11:48A new library
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity
00:11:50A bit shameless
00:11:52This is all such bullshit
00:11:53Jamie
00:11:54Whoa
00:11:54She's upset about
00:11:55Being your divergent
00:11:56Well
00:11:57I'm not
00:11:57You're really just
00:11:59On the margin
00:11:59I'm not
00:12:00You wanna have to
00:12:01Take the test
00:12:02Twice as fast
00:12:02As everyone else
00:12:03Let's retest
00:12:04Jim Jim
00:12:04Yeah
00:12:05Sure
00:12:05Take the neural thingy
00:12:07Okay
00:12:07Just see that
00:12:08I'll take you
00:12:09We'll get cheeseburgers
00:12:09No
00:12:10No cheeseburgers
00:12:11And like
00:12:11There's nothing wrong
00:12:12With being on the spectrum
00:12:13I mean
00:12:14I always assume
00:12:15You are with me on it
00:12:16And hey
00:12:17Who among the
00:12:17Silicon savants
00:12:18Are in a little
00:12:19Divergent in the neural
00:12:20Right
00:12:21Right
00:12:21I mean that's why
00:12:22We're so good
00:12:22At telling the rest of you
00:12:24How to shop
00:12:24And talk and stuff
00:12:25We're on the outside
00:12:26Looking in
00:12:27Right Dr. Gary
00:12:28That's right
00:12:29That's a
00:12:31Really
00:12:33Interesting perspective
00:12:34On that
00:12:34Joanne never mentioned
00:12:35That you were on the spectrum
00:12:38Well why was she
00:12:39No
00:12:42What
00:12:42No why would she
00:12:43That's
00:12:43I'm sorry
00:12:44I misspoke
00:12:45That's called
00:12:46The cognitive overload
00:12:47Folks
00:12:47Joanne is my wife
00:12:48Joanne was texting
00:12:49Right
00:12:50And I was talking to her
00:12:51And I just
00:12:51Oh look
00:12:53There she is again
00:12:54Right
00:12:54Yeah
00:12:54What a relief
00:12:55Because I thought
00:12:56She got hit by a truck
00:12:59Uh
00:13:00No
00:13:03Glad
00:13:04To see your phone's working
00:13:05I'm curious
00:13:06If Gary is aware
00:13:07Of your unusual
00:13:08Investment strategy
00:13:09Should I ask him
00:13:17No you don't lady
00:13:19You can't cancel on me
00:13:20You do not get to do that
00:13:22Hello
00:13:24Hey
00:13:25Can I
00:13:26Yeah
00:13:26Listen
00:13:26Just to apologize
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional
00:13:31Of me to identify you
00:13:32As a patient
00:13:33In front of others
00:13:34It was
00:13:34A violation
00:13:35Transgression
00:13:36Crime
00:13:37No
00:13:38Not a crime
00:13:39Actually
00:13:40But she never mentioned
00:13:41Your diagnosis to me
00:13:42Ever
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed
00:13:46It's
00:13:47I'm sorry
00:13:48We were having
00:13:49Quite an anxious morning
00:13:50That's Joanne
00:13:51Actually I
00:13:52Keep meaning to get tested
00:13:54But
00:13:56Um
00:13:59Well I mean
00:14:00If you're interested
00:14:00That's something
00:14:01I could do for you
00:14:02Sure
00:14:04I mean on the house
00:14:05Don't worry about that
00:14:06Oh great
00:14:06What are you doing now
00:14:07It's labor day Gary
00:14:08You want to labor
00:14:09Uh
00:14:11Sure
00:14:12Yeah
00:14:12Yeah
00:14:13Today
00:14:13Sure
00:14:13Yeah
00:14:14Great
00:14:15You need the internet
00:14:15No
00:14:16No
00:14:16Great
00:14:17Old school
00:14:17Good
00:14:18Not here
00:14:19Not here
00:14:19I know a great place
00:14:21No one will bother us
00:14:23Even if
00:14:23They wanted to
00:14:24Okay
00:14:24Yeah
00:14:29Okay
00:14:30So
00:14:30Microphones
00:14:31Same as ed-bugs
00:14:33These are
00:14:34Doors warm
00:14:36For a bright
00:14:37Yeah
00:14:37Look at your couch cushions
00:14:40And chairs
00:14:41And look
00:14:41Let's see
00:14:42Love
00:14:43Even your closet
00:14:44Can be a tiny
00:14:45Hiding place
00:14:46For cameras
00:14:47As tiny
00:14:48As a grain of salt
00:14:49And people
00:14:52Your art
00:14:53Those paintings
00:14:54And that pattern
00:14:56Hiding
00:14:56Is really freaking right
00:14:58And remember
00:14:59It's only the paranoia
00:15:01In the eyes
00:15:02Of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:03Are you
00:15:08I'm
00:15:13스
00:15:14I'm
00:15:17Is
00:15:18I
00:15:19I
00:15:19I
00:15:42O que é o cara que gosta de dirigir?
00:15:50O que é o cara?
00:15:52O que é o cara que gosta de dirigir?
00:15:55Você não é um cara de risco, Gary?
00:15:57Ah!
00:15:58Ah!
00:15:59Sure!
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:07Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:19But that's the way you wanna go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no.
00:16:39I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:45Sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe in, I guess.
00:16:57If you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always.
00:17:20Sometimes.
00:17:21Rarely.
00:17:22Never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always.
00:17:28Sometimes.
00:17:29Rarely.
00:17:30Never.
00:17:30Never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit.
00:17:32Wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:35So...
00:17:36Rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always.
00:17:41Sometimes.
00:17:42Rarely.
00:17:43Never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know.
00:17:46Wait.
00:17:46Should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You...
00:17:50Rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always.
00:17:54Sometimes.
00:17:55Rarely.
00:17:56Never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry.
00:18:11Does that count for more?
00:18:14I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always.
00:18:19Sometimes.
00:18:20Rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson.
00:18:32Orson.
00:18:33I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:40No.
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41I have...
00:18:43all my passwords...
00:18:45saved here...
00:18:46somewhere.
00:18:47Um...
00:18:48on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I...
00:18:50I...
00:18:50I...
00:18:51I need to change all my passwords...
00:18:51all of them.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:54Um...
00:18:54Uh...
00:18:55Hey.
00:18:55What if...
00:18:56What if you just...
00:18:57Uh...
00:18:57Give me the computer password.
00:18:58Then I can...
00:18:59change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay.
00:19:04Um...
00:19:04It's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh...
00:19:15Did you do the capital O?
00:19:18I...
00:19:18Did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It...
00:19:28It totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's...
00:19:31It's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:43I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:46I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51It's...
00:19:53It's...
00:19:53It's Halumi's birthday.
00:19:55Halumi?
00:19:57Uh...
00:19:57Our...
00:19:58She was your dad's.
00:19:58Actually.
00:20:00Um...
00:20:00Uh...
00:20:00Halumi.
00:20:01Wienerdog.
00:20:02Uh...
00:20:02We scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That...
00:20:06That trip.
00:20:06That we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There was that, um...
00:20:14That mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers.
00:20:17And you wore that little...
00:20:18Cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus.
00:20:23You think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:30Um...
00:20:31Why don't...
00:20:31Why don't we just do the...
00:20:32The fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:35Good idea.
00:20:40Um...
00:20:41Like this?
00:20:42Um...
00:20:43Right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47Yeah.
00:20:48Thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah.
00:21:07It's...
00:21:07It's...
00:21:08It's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:15College roommate.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fa-Fa.
00:21:21You remember Fa-Fa?
00:21:23Yeah.
00:21:23Uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fa-Fa, and I bought a Subaru on Fa-Fa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fa-Fa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:35So, I really gotta get back.
00:21:36So, can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes.
00:21:38Yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept.
00:21:42But...
00:21:43You know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't...
00:21:48Couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked...
00:21:51For him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would...
00:22:02Steal his, uh...
00:22:04His shoes.
00:22:05His medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh...
00:22:09He'd go, Fa-Fa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:12And that's how he came up with the name Fa-Fa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Huh?
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:23You still make out where he, uh...
00:22:25Carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:32Should've been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:34He gave me...
00:22:35This house gave me everything.
00:22:37And...
00:22:37A chance to do it...
00:22:39On my own.
00:22:41Yeah.
00:22:45That's how...
00:22:46I bought hypnosis.
00:22:51Woo!
00:22:53Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you
00:23:06I'm sure you
00:23:07Keep her very satisfied
00:23:10And I'm
00:23:11I mean financially
00:23:14We're doing alright Duncan
00:23:15I appreciate your concern
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate
00:23:21If you just go up the hill
00:23:22You'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up this
00:23:40Okay, what was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it? It was about me
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not
00:23:47It's, um, she, uh, she wants, uh
00:23:50She wants a gun
00:23:51A gun
00:23:57A gun
00:23:58Yes
00:24:05A gun
00:24:12Good morning
00:24:13Good morning
00:24:15Good morning
00:24:15Good morning, Bill
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb
00:24:30Uh, wondering
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey
00:24:35Last year she was one of the ones who
00:24:36Put herself in a Cal Trains bath
00:24:40Take it down, Bill
00:24:41Or else they will all want one
00:24:50You know what they're gonna say
00:24:54Clepto
00:24:55Pyro
00:24:57Psycho
00:24:59Probably make a lot of it
00:25:01Just smile if I unalive myself
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up
00:25:22It's embarrassing
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be, you're gonna be great
00:25:55Not great, you don't have to be great
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um, he tried to fly, uh, too close to the sun
00:26:06But his wings melted
00:26:07And so he fell down to earth and died
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown
00:26:13The middle
00:26:15That is where you want to be
00:26:17Yep
00:26:18Not drowning
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun
00:26:20But hey
00:26:21You're flying, that's cool
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom
00:26:27Love you so much
00:26:28If you have no idea
00:26:42Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much
00:26:49Hi
00:26:50Uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, ninth grade
00:26:59I'm new, so
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived
00:27:16We can't onboard you until we get it
00:27:19My, my dad was supposed to do that
00:27:21Oh
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Here
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53Someone will come by you
00:27:56Hi
00:27:57I'm okay
00:28:07Uh, uh, uh
00:28:11Uh, uh
00:28:19Uh, uh
00:28:21Uh, uh
00:28:21Uh
00:28:24Uh
00:28:24Uh
00:28:37tenha um bom dia
00:28:39um
00:28:42hey
00:28:43uh
00:28:43there's nothing to talk about
00:28:46nothing to talk
00:28:47that's
00:28:47that's emotional distortion
00:28:49and if deliberate
00:28:50um
00:28:51quite cruel
00:28:52duncan
00:28:53i am not doing this
00:28:55here
00:28:56it's fine
00:28:56that's fine
00:28:57follow me
00:28:57uh we'll talk
00:28:58no
00:28:59fine
00:29:00um
00:29:01when you were insider trading off your patients
00:29:04i'm sorry
00:29:05i'm sorry your clients
00:29:06when you were insider trading off your clients
00:29:08most private and confidential confidences
00:29:10given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16i'm just curious
00:29:22oh my god
00:29:24oh my god
00:29:31Oh, ah!
00:30:09Oh, ah!
00:30:31Oh, ah!
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. Um, I've been hacked.
00:31:01I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you.
00:31:08Um, the sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist.
00:31:12Mm.
00:31:13Um, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. Um, but one of them must have got my phone and, and, uh, and found my brokerage
00:31:24account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Uh, well, I need to emphasize that the, the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I, I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:46Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this. So, and, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves
00:32:06or their families. They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me? Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I, I, I can't be making money off my, my
00:32:43patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two. Muddy it up? Sure. I
00:33:09can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey? No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard. I, I,
00:33:31I...
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you. Did, did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What? Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay. Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:45Her tire pressure monitors. Wow. There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way. I bet this could be the hub for this project. What are we gonna
00:33:55call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07The Eye of Odin.
00:34:08No, Nodin.
00:34:09Nodin.
00:34:10Like hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis.
00:34:11Like G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13Oh, she's on the 280 and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman and this is not protecting and
00:34:29it's not probing. It's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her. We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right. That's right. This is a life or death. So now can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job. This is extra.
00:34:45How much do you make?
00:34:47150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow. Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now. It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The Eye of Odin.
00:35:09The Eye of Odin.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:16The Eye of Odin.
00:35:17Tchau, tchau.
00:35:47Tchau, tchau.
00:36:24Tchau, tchau.
00:36:56Tchau.
00:37:17Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in isolation. So it is with young
00:37:25men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny. I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura. Not for nothing, but for every
00:38:02hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin. And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that, too?
00:38:14Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:23Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33What?
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:35Oh, shit.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong, Januszka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Pris-Mishkin.
00:39:04Data.
00:39:04The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:28It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:49Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage, Jeffrey.
00:39:59Ruffery.
00:40:03See, you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:09Thank you.
00:40:10Thank you.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters, what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put Harper on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We'll go back that way.
00:41:38Right, come here, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There, there is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20Should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:43Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:35man.
00:44:02Obrigado.
00:44:31Obrigado.
00:45:03Obrigado.
00:45:21I don't want to surro you.
00:45:25Representative words and words.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary.
00:45:30Gary...
00:45:31Gary...
00:45:33He's not here, ok?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:34He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan.
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know, the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:02Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work pantyhouse.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05And now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:42Mm-hmm.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:49Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:53Thank you.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime.
00:48:00And I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I... Mike, what?
00:48:12How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That... God, come on, that's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:47One...
00:48:52One...
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:58Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's Law?
00:49:02Bardolph? That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl... Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he... does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:26Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on down.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:44And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47I gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No, Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11Please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs.
00:51:34And still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:45Suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:52:00No, he...
00:52:01No.
00:52:01You're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:52:59Thank you.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Silly.
00:53:07Oh, ma'am.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:17I...
00:53:18I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:23Yeah?
00:53:23I...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I...
00:53:35Sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had...
00:53:47So many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This Thelma.
00:53:51Since I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:17With a guardian of splendor.
00:55:21Inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin.
00:55:28Think about the sun.
00:55:33Think about your life.
00:55:37Then...
00:55:38Days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty.
00:55:44In one perfect flame.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning.
00:55:52Are falling out to me.
00:55:55If they...
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:03Tchau, tchau.
00:56:31Tchau, tchau.
00:57:09Tchau, tchau.
00:57:42Tchau, tchau.
00:57:47I was going to say it, retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:50I am going to start doing things at retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners.
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:08Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:45The Audacity.
00:59:46The Audacity.
00:59:47The Audacity.
00:59:48The Audacity.
01:00:04Legenda Adriana Zanotto
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