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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:35Carl Bardo.
00:00:36Carl Bardo.
00:00:37Carl Bardo.
00:00:38Carl Bardo.
00:00:43Carl Bardo.
00:00:49Carl Bardo.
00:00:50Carl Bardo.
00:00:50Carl Bardo.
00:00:51Carl Bardo.
00:00:53Carl Bardo.
00:00:54Carl Bardo.
00:00:57Carl Bardo.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results on preliminary you know normally i'd i'd like to
00:01:22do a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me
00:01:26straight
00:01:26where am i on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually
00:01:32completely typical typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not
00:01:39neurodivergent that can't be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero
00:01:45empathy you know uh actually according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit fruit yeah oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires
00:02:53they're not far from napa duncan
00:02:57die die die die die die
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:39oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent
00:03:51sake and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02what was that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no
00:04:11one client
00:04:13you ever worry that your clients might be like unstable
00:04:16maybe dangerous maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve
00:04:30financial prosperity
00:04:33that's true historically speaking that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today
00:04:41at 8 74. oh no are you okay yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through
00:04:49high
00:04:50school and so much damn it every time npr plays someone's music they're dead i'm sorry dad loves
00:04:57him too too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:10i'm just getting some thanks
00:05:24carl bardoff
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis
00:05:31big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge might mind if i sit
00:05:43your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know in a society driven
00:05:51by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mouth rush work carl tell you that but you're not stone you are flesh and
00:06:04i bet
00:06:05i bet you're not done not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope um
00:06:22f-a
00:06:25h-f-a.com yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it doesn't matter my latest enterprise
00:06:33hypernosis
00:06:35i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:43cupertino wants us yeah we're in acquisition talks i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago so i'm
00:06:50not talking out of school but i i think it's a big mistake taking the deal i mean you know
00:06:57what it's
00:06:58like they're golden handcuffs you get it so i was thinking if i could find a private placement
00:07:04investor someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar and here you are i mean
00:07:12so i gotta ask like how about us and maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game double
00:07:19rainbow i
00:07:20mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could really make something
00:07:28oh
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh, my God!
00:08:08Zero day since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:08:10Uh, who did you stab?
00:08:13This discount CEO comes to my heart and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
00:08:19So, so, uh, you stabbed him?
00:08:22It was with a fork.
00:08:23He's, he's fine.
00:08:25But I'm not.
00:08:26All that work we did wasted.
00:08:28Everything we accomplished, you said.
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:31Throw it out the window!
00:08:33Yes, okay, okay, Carl.
00:08:34That's okay.
00:08:35We, we, we, we can discuss all of it in session.
00:08:39Right now, I, I have to.
00:08:42Yeah, okay.
00:08:42Boundaries, you're right.
00:08:43And just after mine were crossed, too.
00:08:45It's okay.
00:08:47Uh, how about Thursday at noon?
00:08:50You gotta, you gotta believe it, Joanne.
00:08:51This guy, he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes.
00:08:56But you can't.
00:08:57Because you're not supposed to.
00:08:59I get it.
00:09:00And not your fault, Carl.
00:09:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
00:09:03Some people deserve maybe not stabbing, but a real definitive, I'm, I'm sorry, I, I, I have to take this.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Do you know where Orson is?
00:09:13Oh, Ethan, yeah, he's at school.
00:09:16Well, I was worried about the fire.
00:09:18Yes, we will work through all of it in session on Thursday.
00:09:22Okay.
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
00:09:25Well, I called his school and he's not there.
00:09:28He's not even registered, Joanne.
00:09:29What is going on?
00:09:31He's there.
00:09:32I, I, I see him on my tracker.
00:09:34Jesus.
00:09:34I don't understand.
00:09:35Yeah, well, you got some bad info, Ethan, but of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
00:09:41Maybe before drawing damning conclusions, open yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of
00:09:47micro screw-ups.
00:09:48They, they, they build up like, like coral reefs or, or dung beetle nests.
00:09:52This is for the boy.
00:09:53Dung beetle?
00:09:54Well, I have no idea what you're talking about right now, but our son is not a dung beetle.
00:09:59What?
00:10:00I said he's not a dung beetle.
00:10:02He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
00:10:16Stabbed with fork, tetanus shot, question mark.
00:10:24Oh, God.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:26Move.
00:10:27Move!
00:10:29Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
00:10:32Ointment?
00:10:33Yes.
00:10:33Ointment.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:34Duncan, what happened?
00:10:36What's it look like?
00:10:37What's it look like?
00:10:37Uh, I, I couldn't say.
00:10:39A rodent?
00:10:40Twin rodents?
00:10:45Hey, captain.
00:10:47Big news.
00:10:48Cabinet level.
00:10:50Come in a visit.
00:10:51We just talked to Sekva.
00:10:54Great.
00:10:54What's the Sekva?
00:10:55Uh, the secretary of the VA.
00:10:57She's gonna be in town this week, so.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:10:59And we, we've been working with, uh, your CTO, Harper.
00:11:04Turns out your Ganodon gizmo.
00:11:07I have Ganodon.
00:11:08Same tech, right?
00:11:09Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
00:11:14Huge.
00:11:15Wow.
00:11:15I mean, a, really a godsend.
00:11:17And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
00:11:25Lucky.
00:11:26Ointment.
00:11:26Please.
00:11:26Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
00:11:29I really would.
00:11:29But I have deals to chase.
00:11:31Deals.
00:11:33Deals that are real deals.
00:11:35Yeah, yeah.
00:11:36No, I get it.
00:11:37Government money.
00:11:38Right?
00:11:38It doesn't flow.
00:11:39But.
00:11:40There are workarounds.
00:11:41That first aid gets.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43Fast tracks.
00:11:44Huh?
00:11:45And Sekhva can help with that.
00:11:47She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
00:11:52To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers, we're going to need to hire
00:11:56to get you that pile of data.
00:11:58Okay.
00:11:59Maybe we should sort of fire.
00:12:00The data?
00:12:01How fast?
00:12:02Oh, fast.
00:12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:04With her sign off, matter of weeks.
00:12:06Okay.
00:12:07Thank you, mother.
00:12:10You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
00:12:12Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back.
00:12:15That's the only willing partner, right?
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:19Wow.
00:12:19Oh.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:25Here's what I'm thinking.
00:12:28Barbecue.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:32A Texas BBQ.
00:12:34We red, white, and blew the shit out.
00:12:35You know, a pig on a friggin' spit.
00:12:39A whole hawk.
00:12:39We put it on the roof.
00:12:40We get VIPs, a DJ, and you're...
00:12:43Sekhva.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Sekhva.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Sure, sure.
00:12:47Hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract, so we have to be cognizant.
00:12:51There's regulation.
00:12:52I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm throwing the party.
00:12:54I'm throwing, I'm buying the pig.
00:12:55I'll take the kosher.
00:12:56Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
00:12:58Make your secretary feel like a boss.
00:13:01Lucky, get us a hog.
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03You got it.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04Great meeting, guys.
00:13:05I'm throwing the party, right?
00:13:07I'll be on the horn, okay?
00:13:08Get on the phone now.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:10Having a party.
00:13:35What a douche.
00:13:40Orson Barak Stern.
00:13:47Mom.
00:13:49See?
00:13:50I told you he was here.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:55What were you watching?
00:13:58What were you watching, Orson?
00:14:02Naked people.
00:14:04People.
00:14:04And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Why did nobody here call me?
00:14:13He's not even enrolled.
00:14:14We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
00:14:18Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
00:14:23On scholarship.
00:14:24...you could, at the very least, keep track of him.
00:14:27I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with his
00:14:31homework...
00:14:32Okay, who are you?
00:14:33I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
00:14:37I, well, that, that was an emergency.
00:14:40I am a psychologist, and I had a patient in crisis.
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him, he's not our
00:14:53responsibility.
00:14:54He's yours.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55It's fine.
00:14:56We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
00:15:00And that means you can enroll him when?
00:15:02We're on it.
00:15:03We're on it.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:05We're on it.
00:15:05And we will get you sorted.
00:15:10I am going to kill your father.
00:15:14Okay, Orson, let's go.
00:15:17I, I gotta...
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:20For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:15:22No, I can't.
00:15:23I'm so tired of this.
00:15:25It's, it's, it's, it's intolerable.
00:15:27Yeah, try being me!
00:15:35Oh, my God.
00:15:36Duncan.
00:15:37What are you doing?
00:15:39Looking for something to avoid scars.
00:15:41That's for wrinkles.
00:15:42Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:45I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
00:15:49At a cost, of course.
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore?
00:15:53We have insurance.
00:15:54But this is our house.
00:15:55It's a house.
00:15:56We have, we have other houses.
00:15:59Oh, okay.
00:16:00You're just absent all sentimentality.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:03I think so.
00:16:06Remember our song at our wedding?
00:16:08Remember what that was?
00:16:09Yes, you do.
00:16:10Linus Poe.
00:16:12And what of it?
00:16:12He died.
00:16:15Today.
00:16:17Today.
00:16:24Are you, uh, didn't even ask me what happened?
00:16:27You got stabbed with a fork.
00:16:29Yeah, I did.
00:16:32But do you even want to know why?
00:16:35Sure they had a reason.
00:16:36Come on.
00:17:10What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:29Oh, goodbye.
00:17:32Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:59You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07Sorry, let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:01I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm alright, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:27You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:31You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God!
00:19:47Get off me!
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me!
00:19:54He stabbed me!
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay, okay.
00:19:57I'm fine.
00:19:58I'm fine.
00:20:00Oh, God, assholes!
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me!
00:20:10You can't kill me!
00:20:32You can't kill me!
00:20:39Is it so BI-o free?
00:20:43100 o'clock.
00:20:45Oh, real face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka. Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting. A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More. Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:05There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Seckless plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell. It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out. I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43Enough bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Seckva,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Seckva is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:08Well, where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those, uh, tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does sex file like?
00:23:01Do we can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep?
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the delay,
00:23:18she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta make sure you're me.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger...
00:23:43Listen, just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51That's right.
00:23:52Spookle!
00:23:53I should...
00:23:54God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in, Secva, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black side, and waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:35It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and we'll go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52I forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:02Thanks.
00:25:02Come on.
00:25:04Come on.
00:25:04Come on.
00:25:05Come on.
00:25:05Come on.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it?
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can it go any lower?
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:26:00With Lily.
00:26:02I'm obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15It's such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign of?
00:26:34Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:55Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know, uh, water?
00:27:02Or ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:10It's, uh, his name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:38It's learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot,
00:27:55nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded.
00:27:58Who cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:15That's all about the crushes of your life.
00:28:16Good to know.
00:28:18Good to know.
00:28:18I'm a nice friend you do.
00:28:19I'm just talking to your dad.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something right.
00:28:35For the life of me, I don't know what it is.
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:49You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:04It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm going to go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:45Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin.
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:26My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:33Your friend is the first real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:31:13People.
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping when all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:32been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of cupertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:49exactly
00:32:52like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin bravo
00:33:01i mean when was the last time we saw tech help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:16truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better
00:33:21did we spread knowledge
00:33:23no
00:33:25people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:37please
00:33:39absolutely blew it on climate
00:33:42data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:50provably no
00:33:51but we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:03you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance
00:34:11and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't
00:34:18finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's
00:34:22not cross
00:34:24streams
00:34:25you know
00:34:26uh
00:34:27xander is
00:34:30he's my thing
00:34:31no i
00:34:32martin
00:34:32i know
00:34:36you're the creator
00:34:38and it
00:34:39could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and then in june of this year you asked
00:34:52if i modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:57you remember
00:35:02no
00:35:04i do
00:35:29no
00:35:30no
00:35:34duncan
00:35:36duncan
00:35:37duncan the house is gone
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it
00:35:41it's
00:35:41oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53we'll build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do
00:36:13what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some pruned danish
00:36:17is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:24yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:26okay
00:36:28very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it
00:36:37i told you
00:36:38i told you the mud bath
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great
00:36:42great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:57that house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:06i heard the news
00:37:08i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you
00:37:18thank you
00:37:19thank you
00:37:19thank you
00:37:19thank you
00:37:21thank you
00:37:23thank you
00:37:24thank you
00:37:24cashmere hoodie
00:37:25on the bench
00:37:25is obviously
00:37:26not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:36come on
00:37:39headphones
00:37:39lilly
00:37:41everyone wins
00:37:43with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you
00:37:50seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:55what
00:37:59there was a spider
00:38:02get up
00:38:03out
00:38:04out
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know
00:38:33um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know
00:38:38i know
00:38:39oh sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:44oh
00:38:45yeah
00:38:45here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay
00:38:56so where do i
00:38:57just a couple more
00:38:58and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01one building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03let go to lunch at 12
00:39:04past that
00:39:04we'll have to collect
00:39:05another one
00:39:05oh yeah
00:39:06and you know
00:39:06he had a lot of trouble
00:39:07getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will
00:39:11take the sample
00:39:14i um
00:39:14oh
00:39:15just call me
00:39:15okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out
00:39:17without my phone
00:39:18oh
00:39:19right
00:39:19here
00:39:20have mine
00:39:21just
00:39:22call me
00:39:23if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right
00:39:25okay
00:39:26um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just
00:39:28watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's my mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:40:04what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:138
00:40:157
00:40:176
00:40:35where the hell is 1582
00:40:37hey
00:40:39hey
00:40:40hey
00:40:46where's
00:40:46complete you two
00:41:07please
00:41:07we don't take samples
00:41:08during lunch
00:41:09oh my god
00:41:10please
00:41:11please
00:41:12i i got lost
00:41:13please
00:41:13please
00:41:17okay
00:41:18okay
00:41:20look
00:41:20look
00:41:21i've been the rules
00:41:21for you
00:41:22you're gonna tell
00:41:22someone
00:41:23then i gotta do
00:41:24it for everyone
00:41:24look i
00:41:25you went to school
00:41:26to help people
00:41:27right
00:41:28so did i
00:41:29and elbows deep
00:41:30and other people's
00:41:31shit is
00:41:31is not how you
00:41:32thought it would go
00:41:33i i i really
00:41:35get it
00:41:35but
00:41:37you can help me
00:41:38i
00:41:39a person
00:41:39and it's my son's
00:41:41excrement
00:41:41so so
00:41:42two people
00:41:45it's rules
00:41:49yeah
00:41:52rules
00:42:01thank you
00:42:02thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:04thank you
00:42:06um
00:42:07you don't have an extra mask
00:42:08do you
00:42:08it's
00:42:09it's nasty out there
00:42:10heaven knows me
00:42:13i walk the stream
00:42:15yes
00:42:17and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:25heaven keep me
00:42:28out through this dream
00:42:33and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:41hey bud
00:42:42little woozy
00:42:43give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down
00:42:50can't hurt
00:42:51if you don't remember
00:43:11yeah
00:43:13joanne
00:43:17jesus
00:43:18jojo
00:43:19this
00:43:19it
00:43:19it
00:43:20shouldn't be this difficult
00:43:21to get a hold of you
00:43:22i
00:43:22i lost
00:43:23um
00:43:24a friend
00:43:26kind of
00:43:27kind of
00:43:28well he
00:43:28he wasn't human
00:43:30but
00:43:30i'm still
00:43:31miserable
00:43:33okay
00:43:34you picked
00:43:35bard off
00:43:36right
00:43:36and it has been
00:43:37a disaster
00:43:38like
00:43:39he hates me
00:43:39i don't even know why
00:43:41because you
00:43:42you are a bad man
00:43:44a bad
00:43:47bad
00:43:47bad man
00:43:49is this orwell
00:43:52no one likes you
00:43:57not
00:43:58even
00:43:59you
00:44:01i like me
00:44:02i
00:44:02did your mom
00:44:03say she didn't like me
00:44:05did she tell you that
00:44:07get her
00:44:09arrivederci
00:44:19douchey douchey
00:44:22how the hell
00:44:23with this
00:44:23hey
00:44:25shit
00:44:30you
00:44:31would not believe
00:44:33what i have just been through
00:44:36okay
00:44:36oh my god
00:44:39you're all done
00:44:40let's go home
00:44:43you must be serving
00:44:45oh my god
00:44:46so first
00:44:46that bitchy nurse
00:44:54is that ramen
00:44:55mm-hmm
00:44:56oh i love ramen
00:44:59you remembered
00:45:03dad never gets it for me
00:45:04well
00:45:06thanks mom
00:45:07you're the best
00:45:11what'd they put in those meds of yours
00:45:14oh yeah
00:45:15that stuff was great
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18well enjoy the ride
00:45:19no refills
00:45:20how about only
00:45:22tuesdays and thursdays
00:45:29oh
00:45:31shit
00:45:32shit
00:45:33shit
00:45:33shit
00:45:33shit
00:45:36i
00:45:37i um
00:45:38i
00:45:38i
00:45:39completely forgot
00:45:40a
00:45:40an appointment
00:45:41with a client today
00:45:42it's
00:45:42goddammit
00:45:43oh it's okay
00:45:46no regrets
00:45:48i was
00:45:49right where i was supposed to be
00:45:52hello
00:45:54yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:57so fast
00:46:04that can't be
00:46:08that
00:46:09that's not possible
00:46:13are you sure
00:46:17yep
00:46:20no
00:46:22thank you
00:46:23yeah
00:46:23i
00:46:24yes i will
00:46:24i will follow up
00:46:32that was the lab
00:46:40say it
00:46:42say what you did
00:46:46well i know it wasn't
00:46:48zeus's idea
00:46:52you gave
00:46:54me
00:46:54dog
00:46:55shit
00:46:55sorry
00:46:56why
00:47:00why
00:47:01i
00:47:02i
00:47:02i
00:47:14i
00:47:15i
00:47:17i
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
00:48:08tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No, no, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:51Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:58I'm on my own.
00:50:00And I am.
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:16Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Only that coffee it is about, please.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:19You, I, is that, it's the line of his phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper, almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits out, blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Bowe to play.
00:51:48Anyway, so I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Bowe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh,
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what, he wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made another record after
00:52:57that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:07No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can be
00:53:24bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:37And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom into
00:53:48my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:16Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Orson Barak Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:57Oh, my God!
00:59:58Oh, my God!
00:59:59Oh, my God!
01:00:01Oh, my God!
01:00:02Oh, my God!
01:00:03Oh, my God!
01:00:03Oh, my God!
01:00:04Oh, my God!
01:00:05Oh, my God!
01:00:06Oh, my God!
01:00:07Oh, my God!
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