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🔥Hot🔥My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12slow-ass sea slug your launch today beach
00:33slow-ass sea slug
01:00filthy scavengers when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep you sky rat swore never to
01:07breach the surface Poseidon fish food ages ago
01:38sire Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier
01:40I'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:48sire
02:04who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire
02:09you're finally stepping in
02:24go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:28my king even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:54what did you do turn me back right now
03:01sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against Olympus we
03:07beg you Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years I'm retired I
03:12don't waste breath on crazy people
03:20screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:37get your hands off me creep
03:39sorry I didn't mean to
03:45you
03:46wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nint's doing here
03:52what's a forest nint's doing here
03:53he's just a regular human total nerd
03:57damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:09you're burning up down here way harder than I pictured
04:14I was drugged
04:15this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:18if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:21I die
04:21I really need this guy
04:28god damn
04:30you really know how to flip my switch
04:40I need more
04:41a lot more
04:43but
04:50don't stop
04:51harder
04:53squeeze me tighter
04:54oh
05:01what the hell did you do to me last night
05:04oh
05:05hey
05:06I put in a lot of work
05:08don't tell me you forgot
05:09Leora
05:10I know you're in there
05:12Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora, you're my fiance.
05:31You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck!
07:22I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water,
07:26or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hoop, speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius's seafo give him a wide bird.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeats fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Leora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancé, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins,
09:49even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:15Boss?
10:17Soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it,
10:26promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:31She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden apple sap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients,
11:10where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:19We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:03I'm not zapped.
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha!
13:06Ha ha ha!
13:17Whew!
13:36You disgusting freak!
13:38What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
13:40Mommy!
13:42I've got you, baby.
13:45Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
13:50Ha! You ruined my meal?
13:55Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
14:04Two courses for the price of one!
14:12You bitch!
14:19Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
14:26Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
14:38You... Posei?
14:40That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
14:45That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
14:55What the hell just happened? It ran?
14:58Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
15:04Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
15:11Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
15:16Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
15:22How about that monster?
15:28Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
15:32That's a normal boss.
15:34Feel the reaction.
15:38The boss.
15:38The father.
15:39Oh!
15:40Oh!
15:43Oh!
15:46Oh!
15:48By the way.
15:52How about that monster?
15:53You didn't have a machine?
15:55You didn't have a machine?
15:55Oh!
15:55Oh!
15:56Oh!
15:56Oh!
15:58Oh!
15:59Oh!
16:13my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
16:20no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
16:38enjoying the show
16:49my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
16:55one step
16:56near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
17:03leash
17:15my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself
17:30that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
17:38some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
17:55the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
18:01you're in hades territory asshole
18:16poseidon
18:25is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
18:33who the fuck is tearing up my domain
18:41i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
18:50you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
19:18little fish
19:27hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
19:34hates you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
19:42one two
19:47thank the fates the boss is here
19:54boss this bum
20:02you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done
20:06get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
20:16my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
20:22dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
20:28understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
20:37everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
20:41every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
20:53let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
21:05dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
21:09easy pickets let's move
21:23we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
21:33a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
21:40who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
21:46or i drag your corpse back
21:49mommy who's the ugly goat man
21:52hand over the kid
22:02stay away from my daughter
22:03don't you dare touch her
22:21mommy you're bleeding
22:23this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
22:32no mommy i'm not leaving you
22:45kids mine
22:47you die
22:50you poisoned me
22:55my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
23:03you've gone too far
23:04you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
23:10you're wounded
23:11you're wounded
23:12poisoned
23:13done
23:15the kid's coming with me
23:19don't touch her
23:20come at me
23:22feisty one
23:23feisty one
23:24dylan wants you dead
23:25but first i'm gonna have some fun
23:35such a pretty face
23:37all mine now
23:41let my mommy go you bastard
23:51lilly lilly
23:52lilly
23:53get out of here
23:58serve me well
23:59and i might let her run a little longer
24:09lilly
24:30you touch my woman
24:32you're a dead man
24:39jack
24:41what the hell just happened
24:45you okay babe
24:47so you're the boyfriend
24:48too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
25:09jack
25:09keep lilly safe
25:11long as i'm here
25:12you don't lose
25:13shut up and go
25:14now
25:27if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
25:32run all you want
25:33my pack tears you both apart
25:35run all you want
26:24daddy
26:25don't leave mommy
26:27i don't want to lose her
26:29shh lilly
26:30don't cry
26:30daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
26:32we're going back for her right now
26:41hand over the kid
26:42i'll make your death quick
26:51lilly
26:52turn around and cover your ears
26:54okay
26:57daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
26:59okay
27:03you are the best
27:05you are the best
27:13some nobody dare stare me down
27:15you're asking to die
27:20you're not human
27:22who the hell are you
27:23my daughter's here
27:24my daughter's here
27:25so i'm keeping it clean
27:26disappear
27:45okay lilly
27:46you can turn around now
27:51daddy
27:52what happened to the bad guy
27:55he got so dazzled
27:56by how cute you are
27:57he just passed out
28:04lilly
28:04stay right here inside this circle
28:06don't move
28:07daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
28:09i'll be right back
28:15daddy be careful
28:18don't worry lilly
28:19no one's ever beaten your dad
28:27that poison's eating you alive
28:29little nymph
28:30how much longer you got
28:32let me have my fun first
28:35so what
28:36i'll drag you to hell with me
28:38before i die
28:50damn
28:51you take a hit
28:52well
28:52let's enjoy this body
28:55then
28:55i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
28:58for jack and lilly
29:00even if i die
29:01i'm taking this beast down with me
29:05no signal
29:06you trying to hog the glory
29:08more coming
29:09killing one won't save jack and lilly
29:11no choice
29:12i'm taking them down with me
29:14this the woman dylan wants
29:15where the kid
29:17some guy took the brat
29:20useless
29:21grab her first
29:22then we hunt the child
29:27just
29:28let jack and lilly be safe
29:33you all want to come at once
29:35then die together
29:36pick your graves
29:49why did you come back
29:51where's lilly
29:55lilly's safe
29:56don't push yourself
30:00so this is the woman's secret lover
30:03her taste is trash
30:05beg now
30:06and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
30:09refuse
30:10and you'll be screaming
30:12end it fast
30:16you
30:16in our eyes
30:18you're not even an enemy
30:19just weeds to be crushed under feet
30:23just hold on a little longer
30:25jack means more to me than anything
30:27i won't let him get hurt
30:38you want my husband
30:40step over my corpse first
30:43in a hurry to die
30:44fine
30:45i'll oblige
31:15you're half dead already
31:17how the hell did you knock me back
31:19the sea is sinking
31:20those are poseidon's warriors
31:23this
31:25can't be
31:50ancient ekathra
31:51the coastal legend monster
31:54why would she be here
31:57ha ha ha
31:58our boss has real backing
32:00he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
32:03no matter how strong you are
32:05kneel and beg
32:07they're coming for us
32:08we're finished
32:10don't worry darling
32:11things might turn around
32:12lyra veil has been captured
32:15now we await the sea king's warriors
32:17to execute this peasant
32:20they're here for me
32:21jack
32:22stay behind me
32:23with me here
32:25with me here
32:25no one touches you
32:26stop saying that jack
32:27look around
32:28we're surrounded
32:29we could actually die here
32:36my lords
32:37let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
32:43you worthless creature
32:46you shouldn't even exist
32:48where i stand
32:56who dares show such insolence
33:00before the lord of the sea
33:02and i'll see you next time
33:05and i'll see you next time
33:06and i'll see you next time
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