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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Long Version]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24I'm with you
00:02:24I'm too
00:02:24For real...
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me.
00:03:06My life.
00:03:08The devil's playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, I'm praying.
00:03:24When you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Relate it!
00:03:34Relate it!
00:03:35Relate that right now!
00:03:38What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:41Huh?
00:03:42Yeah!
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20Not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:35I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:41I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:13Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:15I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey! Give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:46That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:51Max Madoc, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:59she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:03Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:22finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:31finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:34No.
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:13No!
00:07:17That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:25Go.
00:07:29Oh.
00:07:36My nose!
00:07:39My nose!
00:07:53Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut, when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:50I'm sorry.
00:08:52I'll do better next time, I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:06You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever!
00:09:11Since like-
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it?
00:09:13Who made that?
00:09:15I've had enough today.
00:09:16Time for payback.
00:09:25I'm sorry.
00:09:35You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:41Really?
00:09:42Hm.
00:09:43Cause it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:45You're just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:53The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:10No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad.
00:10:23You recorded me first!
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys locker room.
00:10:28You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear-
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Bo Clement.
00:10:45Big man Boomer!
00:11:11No!
00:11:12No!
00:11:22Oh, my God.
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe.
00:11:34What the fuck?
00:11:56Come on, Smart Mouth.
00:11:57Talk to me.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe.
00:12:02Phoebe.
00:12:03Phoebe, please.
00:12:04Talk to me.
00:12:04Stay with me.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus.
00:12:33Fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42But what did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:49And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59And you felt my boobs?
00:13:02And you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:11Are you?
00:13:11I felt you what?
00:13:14I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:31Yes.
00:13:37You recorded me first.
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence.
00:14:12Whoa, whoa.
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:50Good morning!
00:14:57Okay, so this is why you call me a perv.
00:15:00Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:15:04Let me guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give him breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:28What not?
00:15:31What not?
00:15:48Not me.
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:15Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:20I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:42What are you going to do?
00:16:45What are you going to do?
00:17:11How's that for you?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:30Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:43Take it.
00:17:45Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:55That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry, what? You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor, that is a miracle, okay?
00:18:03Oh my god.
00:18:05Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh my god.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:18Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy.
00:18:21Captain of the swim team.
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:17Yeah.
00:19:17I'm in a long time.
00:19:19Still?
00:19:22Well, I'm in a long time.
00:19:29Deal.
00:19:31Deal.
00:19:33Deal.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:391
00:19:39Deal.
00:19:41Deal.
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:48I'm so in love.
00:20:54I'm so in love.
00:21:19You've never been for our assholes since, don't you?
00:21:37No!
00:21:46No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid
00:21:53face!
00:22:12Oh, jeez.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:25Chase!
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes!
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34I'll shut up.
00:23:34Makeover starts now.
00:23:39Get in peace.
00:23:40Just wait a minute.
00:23:43I'm gonna get up.
00:23:52Get in peace.
00:23:55Get out of the way.
00:23:58Alison.
00:24:00Am I supposed to be a party now?
00:24:00I have no idea.
00:24:01No, I'm not.
00:24:05You're not good at all.
00:24:05No, you're not good at all.
00:24:06So that's what I was gonna do?
00:24:12is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:24:22is this one of those moments
00:24:30no the movie's lied you look the same unfortunately
00:24:35cliches no miracles
00:24:37her eyes really are stunning
00:25:11bo can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:25:24here yeah
00:25:30the outage thing you're going too right
00:25:37please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:41it's short
00:25:42yes great um now leave i'm finishing up
00:25:47go go go go
00:25:57bro you're still there
00:26:11oh well i'll be there
00:26:33bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:36still do
00:27:00shit can't say hey pretty
00:27:05whoa
00:27:08is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:27:12shut the front door
00:27:14no effing way
00:27:20breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:27:23please don't trip
00:27:26hey you made it you look
00:27:34unbelievable
00:27:34you too you always do i mean how could you not hair face suit the teeth all of it
00:27:42good good job
00:27:45relax phoebes
00:27:47you know this isn't a quiz right
00:27:49phoebes
00:27:50oh now i sound like a cool kid
00:27:52i wish it were as easy as a quiz
00:27:54so no one would drown in my cringe
00:27:57but then you know i'd resuscitate you
00:28:00because that's the perks of being a swim team captain
00:28:02i'm life saving certified
00:28:17i always found you hot but this fancy suit look is another level
00:28:21i find you just the same
00:28:30what's the actual fuck
00:28:39well well saint vincent high's resident bookworm finally grew legs
00:28:46good job
00:28:48i guess i missed the makeover of the century
00:28:51i always knew you were a little attention whore
00:28:53max stop
00:28:54it's okay chase
00:28:56leave me alone max
00:28:58don't pop the girls like you have better things to do
00:29:00why are you wasting your energy and little old meat
00:29:05do you want me to give you another makeover right now
00:29:08like i did before
00:29:23you know whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job
00:29:26i mean they didn't fix how you walk and you quack
00:29:29you know an ugly duck in a pretty dress is
00:29:33what a duck
00:29:34is that the best you can do
00:29:36i was gonna say still ugly as fuck
00:29:38oh bird
00:29:39did you just knock it off max
00:29:41shut the fuck up chase
00:29:44tell me phillips
00:29:46when this is over
00:29:47and the lights come back on
00:29:49are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner
00:29:53you know i've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you
00:29:57and as long as you keep putting out
00:29:59some guy will eventually notice you
00:30:02oh shit
00:30:06i'm just trying to remind you of where you belong
00:30:10the bottom of the food chain bitch
00:30:14you're right
00:30:15i do need a reminder
00:30:19i do need a reminder
00:30:21and i'll make sure everyone else here gets one too
00:30:25enlighten me
00:30:26please
00:30:27you make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall
00:30:30how cliche max
00:30:32what do you think you're regina george or something
00:30:34more plastic
00:30:35much less iconic
00:30:37and something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon
00:30:41eldridge winter function serving me girls
00:30:45get her ass
00:30:46maybe
00:30:48after you're hit with these hands
00:30:51but it's okay
00:30:53you can have your five minutes of fame
00:30:55here's some charity
00:30:57go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like i give a fuck
00:31:01seriously
00:31:03yeah
00:31:03i'm a nerd
00:31:04i love chemistry
00:31:06and i hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:10once you grew up and got smarter
00:31:15wishful thinking
00:31:16pathetic
00:31:18i know
00:31:18but i'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16
00:31:26who will call selling her feet pics at 28
00:31:28her career eventually
00:31:31holy shit
00:31:34okay what the fuck did you just say to me seriously
00:31:37whoa whoa whoa whoa okay are you done
00:31:38okay why don't you relax and just go take a hike
00:31:40and leave her alone
00:31:42for once
00:31:43oh my god
00:31:44i'm gonna pass out
00:31:45in front of everyone
00:31:46on the best night of my life
00:31:50this isn't over
00:31:53have a good night
00:31:59i came here to impress a boy
00:32:01but i might leave having impressed myself
00:32:17okay so like i said if someone sees us
00:32:20code word
00:32:23oh jeez oh my god i'm gonna throw up
00:32:26max isn't used to be nuclear
00:32:29sink bump for the i'll go verge
00:32:34okay okay okay
00:32:36perfect
00:32:37now let it set for now
00:32:44oh great
00:32:46teenage terrorism
00:32:55man
00:32:56you know mr eldridge is so generous
00:32:59hosting us high schoolers
00:33:02in this mansion of his every year
00:33:03now st vincent is lucky
00:33:06to have his name on our school board
00:33:08and mrs eldridge gave me a special grant
00:33:10for my little lab research
00:33:12kind of don't want to embarrass myself
00:33:13in front of her tonight
00:33:23ooh
00:33:25you want some
00:33:28and a toast
00:33:29and a toast
00:33:30for the courage to not embarrass ourselves
00:33:37slow
00:33:40slow
00:33:41yeah sure
00:33:43yeah sure
00:33:43courage
00:33:46love courage
00:33:48you can do this baby
00:33:49don't be lame
00:33:50it's just like kool-aid
00:33:52there you go
00:34:00whoa
00:34:02whoa
00:34:02whoa easy there
00:34:03oh dude
00:34:04you okay pheeps
00:34:05is this legal
00:34:07not exactly
00:34:10really
00:34:19you come with me
00:34:20how you want clement
00:34:21move
00:34:23or you can find out
00:34:25stop it
00:34:26it's supposed to be
00:34:27this is a ball
00:34:28not a boxing ring
00:34:38no no no no no
00:34:40shit
00:34:41my giraffe
00:34:42you fucking kidding me
00:34:48that's the vein buddy
00:34:49not funny
00:34:53you happy now
00:34:54my night's ruined
00:35:02I
00:35:03I need a minute
00:35:19hey
00:35:19she doesn't need
00:35:21your sorry ass right now
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking
00:35:34that idiot
00:35:36dumbass
00:35:37asshole
00:35:44I'm so stupid
00:35:57why are you here
00:35:58get out
00:36:00I need clean up too
00:36:05this is a bathroom
00:36:07not your private princess chamber
00:36:12Lee get out
00:36:15I'm not leaving
00:36:16so calm down
00:36:20fine
00:36:21then enjoy the show
00:36:26what
00:36:26what the hell
00:36:27do you think you're doing
00:36:29what the hell does it look like
00:36:30you wouldn't leave
00:36:31so be my guest
00:36:37be my guest too
00:36:40what are you doing
00:36:41oh
00:36:41didn't see that
00:36:44I was here first
00:36:45get your own room
00:36:46yeah well
00:36:47I like this one
00:36:52well
00:36:52you're a perv
00:36:54who felt me up
00:36:56at least I'm not
00:36:57dumb and naive enough
00:36:58to drown in a pool
00:36:59fishing for a kiss
00:37:01you arrogant conceited
00:37:03walking to sauce room
00:37:05staying
00:37:07that's all you think about
00:37:08isn't it
00:37:09how you
00:37:10kissed me
00:37:11touched me
00:37:13I bet a perv like you
00:37:14touches himself to sleep
00:37:15at night thinking about that
00:37:19I've seen everything
00:37:20there is to see
00:37:21and for your information
00:37:23there's not much to look at
00:37:25so don't worry
00:37:26baby girl
00:37:27I'm not getting excited
00:37:29and this ain't gonna happen
00:37:31even if you were on your knees
00:37:33begging for it
00:37:36oh really
00:38:05you think
00:38:07I think a little striptease
00:38:08is gonna undo me
00:38:09that's
00:38:10it's very cute
00:38:11very virgin
00:38:12of you
00:38:30I dare you
00:38:31to touch me
00:38:33unless you're too chicken shit
00:38:35even it's a payback
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit
00:39:06now go on
00:39:07try me
00:39:19follow me
00:39:21I've got something
00:39:22special planned
00:39:26follow me
00:39:29I've got something
00:39:30special planned
00:39:31for you
00:39:32that's Mrs. Aldridge's voice
00:39:34shh
00:39:34come on
00:39:36come on
00:39:43my husband's talking
00:39:45to the St. Vincent
00:39:45principal
00:39:48we have 20 minutes
00:39:53you're mine
00:39:55you're mine now
00:39:59don't touch me
00:40:10don't touch me
00:40:17yes baby
00:40:20yes baby
00:40:21right there
00:40:21are they
00:40:24are they
00:40:26seriously
00:40:35could you
00:40:44I don't think
00:40:44I don't think I can
00:40:45face Mrs. Aldridge
00:40:45anymore
00:40:46the woman
00:40:47that gave me
00:40:47my lab grant
00:40:48her mom's
00:40:49gonna haunt me
00:40:49like nightmares
00:41:07stay still
00:41:08Phoebe
00:41:09I beg you
00:41:16you said you
00:41:18aren't gonna
00:41:18get excited
00:41:19but I've been
00:41:20feeling you
00:41:21the moment
00:41:22you both
00:41:22meet in here
00:41:26liar
00:41:28hurt
00:41:30loser
00:41:34you naughty
00:41:35naughty boy
00:41:52no
00:41:54not Phoebe
00:41:55why not
00:41:57you're not
00:41:58yourself
00:41:59you're drunk
00:42:00no I'm not
00:42:03okay
00:42:08hold on
00:42:09hold on
00:42:12what are you
00:42:12doing
00:42:13I'm getting
00:42:14us out of
00:42:15here
00:42:16now put your
00:42:17arms around
00:42:17my neck
00:42:24do it
00:42:24Mary
00:42:26hurry up
00:42:30would you
00:42:31rather stay
00:42:31here and
00:42:32listen to
00:42:32a real
00:42:32life
00:42:32porn
00:42:33lose your
00:42:34life
00:42:38so grab
00:42:39me
00:42:39and let
00:42:40the bad
00:42:40boy do
00:42:41his thing
00:42:44sir
00:42:46here we go
00:42:54what
00:42:56how are you
00:42:57how long have you been
00:42:59ma'am
00:42:59you should let your
00:43:01husband know
00:43:02that these laws
00:43:03are too big
00:43:13oh I didn't get to say thank you
00:43:16for not taking
00:43:18don't
00:43:18just
00:43:20just don't thank me
00:43:24Phoebe
00:43:24hey
00:43:26I've been looking
00:43:27all over for you
00:43:31are you okay
00:43:34come on
00:43:35let's go
00:43:36come here
00:43:40come on
00:43:48okay
00:43:49on three
00:43:50we drench the ugly duckling
00:43:52this will go viral
00:43:57let's just see what trash he's dancing with
00:44:01oh hell no
00:44:21oh my god
00:44:23what is that
00:44:24it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:35fun chemistry fact
00:44:37the stench
00:44:38that's ammonia
00:44:40meaning
00:44:41you're sexually covered in piss
00:44:43phant
00:44:44pissy max
00:44:46mad stinky max
00:44:57oh my god
00:44:58that's like kind of nice
00:45:20hey phoebs
00:45:22need a ride home
00:45:31yeah
00:45:32sure
00:45:41dude
00:45:42you know it's first come first serve
00:45:53hop in
00:45:54I'll take you
00:45:57oh my god
00:45:59you were waiting for me
00:46:00that's so sweet
00:46:02you have no idea what they're at
00:46:04I
00:46:05I got the shower
00:46:06and then
00:46:07shower
00:46:08and then it was cold
00:46:09and then it was a cold shower
00:46:11and I was like
00:46:11I've never taken a cold shower in my life
00:46:13do we have one
00:46:14just drive
00:46:23that was fog
00:46:24there's a function
00:46:27I was the one who tripped Lana
00:46:30you stink
00:46:34wait that was you
00:46:38what the fuck is this day
00:46:42fuck they're both gonna pay for this
00:46:58thiefs you look amazing
00:47:00dang girl
00:47:02you were such a badass at the winter ball
00:47:07there she is
00:47:09and you're golden girl
00:47:11golden girl
00:47:12please
00:47:12I just passed a pop quiz
00:47:14really
00:47:16you know
00:47:16cause
00:47:17apparently not the school's obsessed with you now
00:47:20I mean
00:47:22I really can't blame them
00:47:25hey um
00:47:26you actually figure out the class
00:47:29yeah
00:47:29team's got the pool to ourselves
00:47:31you should swing by
00:47:33wear a swimsuit
00:47:36some cute
00:47:41yeah
00:47:42sure
00:47:43I'll be there
00:47:57jump in
00:47:58okay
00:47:59okay fine
00:48:01I just
00:48:02I can't swim
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in
00:48:10you're in good hands
00:48:12you get who I am
00:48:13you get who I am
00:48:16yes
00:48:19yo
00:48:22yo
00:48:24captain thompson
00:48:25you wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast
00:48:28just faster running your mouth
00:48:35you wanna race me
00:48:38you know
00:48:39I'm always down to humbling the underachieving
00:48:43Phoebe
00:48:43want a time for us?
00:48:46um
00:48:50sure not to cry when you eat my wake
00:49:04start
00:49:04come on
00:49:06come on
00:49:09come on
00:49:09come on
00:49:14come on
00:49:15and this could be our little secret
00:49:20so good that no one's gonna hear it
00:49:26you know
00:49:27you know
00:49:27how it goes down
00:49:29and
00:49:30take it home now
00:49:32I can't wait to keep it
00:49:35We're mine
00:49:36This could be our little secret
00:49:43Be our little secret
00:49:47I love you
00:49:55Oh, yo
00:49:59I want Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:03Wow Clement, you won
00:50:06That's good for you
00:50:07The real winner
00:50:09Is the guy against the girl
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase
00:50:25Yo, Chase
00:50:26Good race, good race, man
00:50:27You crushed it
00:50:28See you boys tomorrow
00:50:29Be there early
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets
00:51:13Anything they ask for
00:51:23Anything
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49Well then
00:51:51I'm claiming it now
00:51:54What do you want?
00:52:00You
00:52:01You
00:52:03You
00:52:08You
00:52:09You
00:52:09You
00:52:10I've got a
00:52:15Tutor me
00:52:19That's it
00:52:20That's it?
00:52:21What?
00:52:22Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine
00:52:27You want tutoring?
00:52:28You'll get tutoring
00:52:30Go sit
00:52:49If we're doing this
00:52:51We're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56All or nothing type of notes
00:52:59It's
00:53:00It's not a thing
00:53:02Well
00:53:02I made it a thing
00:53:07Are you scared of a little chemistry
00:53:09Sash
00:53:10Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry
00:53:16Miss Phillips
00:53:26This skirt is doing a little
00:53:29Chantel
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was
00:53:34Again
00:53:48Let's try this one
00:53:52Too hardcore
00:53:53No clothes
00:53:54That's okay
00:53:55That's why I'm here to help
00:53:56So it starts like this
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02By volume
00:54:05In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution
00:54:08There are how many million dollars
00:54:10It goes to a
00:54:11Okay
00:54:11And
00:54:12So the
00:54:13Can't say
00:54:15How
00:54:15Is it
00:54:16An answer?
00:54:17And the answer is
00:54:27Are you sure you've got a study
00:54:29Clement?
00:54:32You know
00:54:33I think I could teach you something
00:54:36In exchange
00:54:38If you behave
00:54:44I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:49If you don't behave
00:54:50I'm going to rock you with this
00:54:53So sit
00:54:54Date
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13But I am not some stray that you can tease and train
00:55:18Okay
00:55:21By the way
00:55:22I always come out of time
00:55:26Careful girl
00:55:27I might enjoy the plane
00:55:37Fine
00:55:52Doing okay Mr. Clement
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:11Good girl
00:56:12Now
00:56:13Be a good girl
00:56:39You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:54How long are y'all bark or do you also bite?
00:57:04A bad boy licks, bumps and he always bites.
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good once in my life, Miss Phillips.
00:57:26Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:58I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:28I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:58I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:28I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:30Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to make-out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game then.
01:00:45Please fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the strong shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12Alright, bye.
01:01:38Miss Hot Shit doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh.
01:02:19I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:33I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:47Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle assault.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer?
01:03:00Hm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:07Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at least?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:03:21just so much money for you,
01:03:29to save the entire technology...
01:03:32to save your cards?
01:03:34Hello, Narenda,
01:03:34you're welcome.
01:03:35Yes, my silly!
01:03:38You're welcome.
01:04:01Wow, life is like a box of chocolates, and I'll tell you.
01:04:08It is to die for.
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:12Then your score will be voided, and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:18I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56So go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06and capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips,
01:07:21do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:26You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some self-respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman,
01:07:43you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59What else could you be?
01:08:02And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now, both of you.
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:18Don't move.
01:08:24You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:27And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Walt!
01:08:31Stop!
01:08:31I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:38I will call the police.
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grade!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:13But you...
01:09:15God, I hate bullies!
01:09:18So that's it.
01:09:19From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait!
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:41You can't too damn much about what other people think about you!
01:09:45And...
01:09:46And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash!
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:06All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:17That's just how to hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:23And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:28No.
01:10:31I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:38Not my concern anymore.
01:10:41That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games!
01:10:47Yes, we played ourselves now.
01:11:00I am scared.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02I am fragile.
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when...
01:11:17No one else even noticed me.
01:11:21Babes?
01:11:22Hey.
01:11:24Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:26All right, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry, babe.
01:11:28I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry, you know that's a real asshole.
01:12:00I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:21Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:30I know.
01:12:31I've noticed you both.
01:12:35I actually worked.
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:41Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:46What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the air.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:21Please!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:56What the...
01:14:01She...
01:14:02Fucking...
01:14:03said...
01:14:04No!
01:14:09Are you okay?
01:14:11Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29No!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39Fuck!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:45Fuck!
01:14:46Fuck!
01:14:47Fuck!
01:14:48Fuck!
01:14:50Fuck!
01:14:51I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, Phoebe!
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:15In...
01:15:16Out...
01:15:20I thought...
01:15:21I don't know...
01:15:23My brain just...
01:15:25broke!
01:15:25I thought he was my friend!
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe!
01:15:34Phoebe!
01:15:34Phoebe!
01:15:35Look at me!
01:15:36You were not stupid!
01:15:37You were not stupid!
01:15:38You were terrified!
01:15:38And you fought back!
01:15:40You, you bit him!
01:15:41You pulled away!
01:15:42You did everything you could!
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again!
01:15:50I'm sorry!
01:15:51I'm sorry!
01:15:53I'm sorry!
01:15:56You saved me, Beau!
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody!
01:16:01Just some nerd!
01:16:03I, I didn't save you!
01:16:04You saved me!
01:16:06And you saved yourself!
01:16:07I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches!
01:16:17And you're right!
01:16:18And you are not a nerd!
01:16:21You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met!
01:16:28You wanna get out of here?
01:16:29Did you school?
01:16:31Yeah!
01:16:32Yeah!
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43You ready for a ride?
01:16:44Sit tight!
01:16:44Yeah!
01:16:55woohoo!
01:16:58Woohoo!
01:16:59Woohoo!
01:17:07Woohoo!
01:17:09Only with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement, showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:13Do you want to have sex?
01:18:35You got condoms
01:18:38Yeah, I'm always packing
01:18:41Pun intended
01:19:13Wait
01:19:17Wait
01:19:19Um
01:19:22I'm a little nervous
01:19:25So I'm going to go shower first
01:19:27Yeah
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely
01:19:31No rush
01:19:49This is it, baby
01:19:50But only what you've been waiting for your entire life
01:19:52You can do this
01:19:56Oh my god
01:19:58You're actually in her room
01:20:00And she's taking a shower
01:20:02Oh my god
01:20:07What the hell
01:20:09What the hell
01:20:35I'm going to
01:20:36The shower's all yours, stupid
01:20:37No
01:20:38I'm not going to
01:20:48I'm going to
01:21:13Oh, shit!
01:21:17No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:33You won't need it ever again.
01:22:36I'm not sure how it was.
01:22:39Like you
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you
01:22:53Phoebe
01:22:55Will you take me?
01:22:57As her first
01:23:01It could only be you, love
01:23:12And I love you too
01:23:26Okay
01:23:49Good morning, princess
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem
01:24:01My bed chemistry
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:06You're such a twerk
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um
01:24:24My mom took me when I was young
01:24:26To play with my new toy boat
01:24:29And
01:24:31On the way there
01:24:32I got scratched by a tree branch
01:24:36And
01:24:37I still insisted on going
01:24:39When we got there my boat drifted
01:24:41Too far out in the waves
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore
01:24:46While she'd go and get it
01:24:48Um
01:24:50But
01:24:52Even after it got dark
01:24:53She never came back
01:24:58She never came back
01:25:06And
01:25:06And I told myself
01:25:07Maybe if
01:25:08If I knew how to swim
01:25:09If I
01:25:10If I'd been stronger
01:25:11That she
01:25:12She'd be alive today
01:25:13She wouldn't have died
01:25:15Bo
01:25:20Bo
01:25:21Bo
01:25:21Bo
01:25:23I am so sorry
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names
01:25:34And all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:36You're so stupid
01:25:38Yeah
01:25:43No, Phoebe
01:25:48You
01:25:49You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:52You believed in me
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose
01:25:55You made me want to do better
01:25:57To be better
01:26:00You saved me
01:26:12Alright, what happened?
01:26:14I'm good, I'm good
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15Because I need you on
01:26:16I'm gonna swim this way
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later
01:26:20Clement!
01:26:23I got a report
01:26:24It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I-I...
01:26:34I saw it
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:38Oh shit
01:26:40Fucking say that again
01:26:42You heard me
01:26:43I saw you
01:26:45Try to rape a girl last night
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that
01:27:05Phoebe
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me
01:27:12In my bedroom
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long
01:27:17Coach Honda, don't believe me, she's just a slut
01:27:19Who would throw herself at anyone
01:27:21I mean
01:27:21Fucking look at her
01:27:27I...
01:27:28Chase Thompson
01:27:29Am not a nice guy
01:27:31This...
01:27:31This is fake
01:27:32It's edited, Coach
01:27:34It's obviously edited
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:53You three thought you were slick
01:27:56Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER
01:28:10Twice
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Shit
01:28:21That never gets old
01:28:24This school is toxic AM
01:28:26Oh, my...
01:28:27Ahhhh
01:28:35Chop Chop, ladies
01:28:45High-way make-out sessions, Free Comedy
01:28:48Best school day ever
01:28:57capital a for absolutely and your capital a for a space well that's all thanks to your great
01:29:05chemistry
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