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00:33All right.
01:02I don't know the right words.
01:06Ought to be a sept in here.
01:14You were through night.
01:18You never beat me when I didn't deserve it.
01:21Fuck.
01:23Except that time of maiden, fool.
01:28It was the inn boy who ate the widow woman's pie.
01:32Not me.
01:34I told you.
01:36What, you?
01:44It doesn't matter now.
02:02I'd leave your sword, but it would only rust in the ground.
02:12I wish you didn't die, sir.
02:20I'll take good care of the horses.
02:37Eat like a king if I sold you three.
02:42For a year or two.
02:45Then what?
02:51That road ends in outlawry or beggary.
03:03We could go to a city.
03:09King's Landing?
03:10Lannisport?
03:25Could join the city, watch.
03:32Stop raping, sir.
03:45It fits my grip as well as it ever fit his.
03:52And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow.
04:11Oh.
04:13Oh.
04:14Oh.
04:16Oh.
04:17Oh.
04:19Oh, my God.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:27Hello there.
05:28You the stable boy?
05:34I want the palfrey rubbed down.
05:36I know it's for all three.
05:39Can you tend to them?
05:40I could.
05:41I want it.
05:42None of that.
05:43See to the horses.
05:44You'll get a copper if you do well and a clout in the ear if not.
05:58Sit what you like.
06:11There's good lamb, roasted with a crust of herbs and some ducks my son shot down.
06:16Which shall you have?
06:18Both.
06:21You're big enough for it.
06:34How much farther to Ashford?
06:36Day's ride.
06:39Is my boy seeing to your horses or has he run off again?
06:43No, he's there.
06:44Half the town's gone down the tourney.
06:46Mine would too if I allowed it.
06:48Swear I couldn't tell you why.
06:50Nights are built the same as other men.
06:52And I never knew a joust to change the price of X.
06:58Bound for the tourney yourself.
07:00I dreamed of you.
07:08Stay the fuck away from me.
07:11Yeah.
07:13My lord?
07:17My lord?
07:38Never you mind that one, sir.
07:40I'll see about your food.
08:03I'll see about your food.
08:10I could ride him as well as you.
08:13Close your insolent mouth.
08:16I'm a knight, I'll have you know.
08:18You don't look to be a knight.
08:21What, all knights look the same, do they?
08:23No.
08:24But they don't look like you either.
08:27Your belt's made of rope.
08:29So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves.
08:32Are you going to the tourney then?
08:34Do you mean to enter the lists?
08:36Yeah, I suppose I do.
08:38Take me with you, sir.
08:40Please.
08:41And what might your mother say to that?
08:43Not much.
08:44She's dead.
08:46Is the innkeeper not your...
08:50Are you an orphan boy?
08:52Are you?
08:54I was.
08:55Once.
08:57To my sir, he took me in.
09:00Taught me arms and riding and...
09:03He taught me everything, really.
09:07Best he could.
09:09If you could bring me to Ashford.
09:11I could squire for you, sir.
09:13And you can teach me.
09:15Best you can.
09:16No, I've no need for a squire, lad.
09:18Every knight needs a squire.
09:20You look like you need one more than most.
09:25And you look like you need a good clout in the air.
09:28Fill me a sack of oats.
09:30I'm off for Ashford.
09:31Alone.
09:38Look, lad.
09:39I promise you.
09:41You're better off not squiring for the likes of me.
09:52For your help.
09:57Sulk all you wish.
09:58I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:27I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:50Sulk all you wish.
11:54I wish to speak to the master of the games.
12:06What do you want, man?
12:10Got you again.
12:11I, uh, came for the tourney.
12:14An old tourney is a contest for knights.
12:18You a knight?
12:19Oi!
12:25A knight with a name, mayhaps?
12:28Uh, Dunk.
12:31Sir Dunk.
12:33I, I, I was squire to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy.
12:38He knighted me before he passed with his own sword.
12:45That's his penny there in the hilt.
12:50Well, a sword it is, for a certainty.
12:54But I've never heard of this Ireland of Pennytree.
12:56You were his squire, you say?
12:57He always meant for me to be a knight one day.
13:01As he was.
13:03Am I to be a knight one day, sir?
13:05As you are.
13:12When he was tying, he called for his longsword and bade me kneel.
13:17Charged me to be a good knight.
13:20To defend the weak and the innocent.
13:23Serve the realm with all my might.
13:25And I swore that I would.
13:32Any knight can make a knight, it's true.
13:35Were there witnesses to your dubbing?
13:38Only a robin in the thorn tree.
13:44This is Ashford Town, lad.
13:47Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths?
13:51I'm, I'm not.
13:52We hang you, naked, by your hands and your feet.
13:55Lower you down, arsehole first, onto a sharpened point.
13:59And fuck you dry.
14:02Call it the Ashford Chair.
14:03So I ask you again.
14:05Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides our fucking songbird?
14:09Well, that, see, it was raining.
14:15I'm bullshitting you.
14:21Ashford Chair.
14:23You take a boot to the head?
14:25This is the Reach, not the Riverlands.
14:27Ashford Chair.
14:28Think we're fending off some scourge of cottagers
14:30scuttling about into internes?
14:35You'd need coin,
14:38armour,
14:39horses,
14:39men,
14:40training.
14:41God's be good.
14:42Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lionel Baratheon in the lists.
14:46That would be you.
14:47A different sort of entertainment.
14:50Well,
14:51I'm no farmer.
14:52Yet you've come dressed as one.
14:57Look, man,
14:59my Lord Ashford
15:00fancies himself of great import.
15:02God's know why.
15:03Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight
15:06and sell sword vying to challenge.
15:08You understand?
15:09There are princes about.
15:12No, of course.
15:21You're late, Master.
15:25You'll be known to the true knights you're assembled.
15:28There was a pavilion
15:30flying the banner of House Dondarrion.
15:33Aye, Sir Manfred of that house.
15:35Sir Ireland served his Lord Father in Dorne a few years past.
15:38Sir Manfred will remember us.
15:39By scent alone, no doubt.
15:42If you'll speak to your good honour,
15:43bring him here with you before the tourney begins on the morrow.
15:46Leave your escorts behind.
15:48As you say.
15:49Aye.
15:52You are aware
15:53that those vanquished in tourney
15:55forfeit their arms, armour and horse to the victors
15:58and must ransom them back?
15:59Aye.
16:00And you have coin to pay such ransom?
16:02Oh, God's know.
16:04I mean,
16:05I won't have need of coin.
16:11Oh!
16:13Seven!
16:14Fuck!
16:35Mind those two.
16:36Good girl.
16:42My pardon, Sirs.
16:43I need speak with Sir Manfred.
16:45Good.
16:46He's napping, Sir.
16:48Waking for a stag.
16:50Oh, yeah.
16:52I don't have a stag.
16:54What kind of knight don't got a stag?
16:56It's a hedge knight, ain't it?
16:58What?
16:58It's like a knight, but sadder.
17:01No, I'm not sad.
17:02It's got to sleep in the hedges
17:03because no lard will have it.
17:05Aw.
17:06That is sad.
17:08And Sir Manfred's fucked its wife, too.
17:10No, I don't have a wife.
17:12Oh!
17:13Because we're used to husbands coming round.
17:15Likes fucking wives, that one.
17:17Near as much as he likes fucking us.
17:18Told me he's on a mission
17:19to turn the whole world red.
17:21Well, we're already red.
17:23So we are.
17:27Well, when do you expect
17:29Sir Manfred to wake, then?
17:32It might want to try back at Evenfall.
17:34Evenfall.
17:39Goodbye.
17:41Earth.
17:48Why'd you just say that, huh?
17:52I'm not sad.
17:56Certainly not rising to the level of a calmness sad.
18:01Besides, Sir Alan always said that
18:04a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight.
18:08When we win our first tilt,
18:10we'll have the loser's armor and horse or his gold.
18:14Won't be sad then.
18:23No.
18:24I said if we did win.
18:26Look, it's not a crime against the king
18:28to enjoy a nice heart for a trice.
18:32Do not muck about with me, Raymond.
18:35You're a good-for-nothing useless rat.
18:49Do you go up and that you blew out a cunt?
18:54That's a long sword you wear.
18:58Yes, it is mine by right.
19:00That's an odd thing to say.
19:05I'm Sir Stefan Fossaway.
19:07Come try me.
19:09As you see, me cousin here is not ripe yet.
19:12Do it, sir.
19:13I may not be ripe, but my cousin's rotten to the core.
19:16Knock my seeds out of him.
19:17Quiet.
19:21I thank you, but I have matters to attend.
19:24What matters is the hedge, I have no doubt.
19:29Fucking size of you, stupid bastard.
19:33Chagran!
19:40Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations.
19:52What matters is the hedge, I have no doubt.
20:31Oh, fuck it.
20:34Fuck it.
20:50He's napping still. Still? On account of his gouty toes. One of life's absurd little
21:00miseries, to be sure. Makes for restless nights, the poor dear. Absolutely, it's just, well, it is of some urgency
21:10that I speak with him so I may enter the lists on the morrow.
21:14What's this? It means the joust. Awful dangerous, that. Yes, well, I'm not troubled with the wealth of options, am
21:24I? And if I mean to take service in a castle...
21:27It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers. Ain't that ideal. Huh? Shut up. You're meant
21:34to be dead.
21:36Find a safer trade, lad. You'll be happier for it. One whore to another.
21:46Must you mock me? I was only asking for a bit of help. I'll try some Manfred back in the
21:52morning.
21:55Sorry, lad. Aye. We don't mean to mock you. We see plenty of green bars every turning.
22:02All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands.
22:05Well, perhaps I will be different.
22:10Be good to your body, Knight. Last one you like to have.
22:22A brave hero forces on, leaving all he knows behind.
22:28A father and a friend may seem the world unkind.
22:34Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance.
22:38A boy from nothing risks it all, ignoring Lux's scars.
22:44Perhaps he's only stupid, holding fast his mirror shield.
22:49Great honor, his ambition.
22:52Must keep a truth concealed.
22:55For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise,
23:00should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise?
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23:31Thank you and my father.
23:39Half-man! Half-man!
23:43Do I look like a half-man to you?
23:45Aye, half-man, half-giant.
23:48Look, I'm sorry.
23:49I should not have urged you to try my cousin.
23:51You could have broken your hand or a knee if you could.
23:55He likes to batter men in the yard.
23:56You know, in case he needs me lists.
24:00He did not break you.
24:03I'm his blood.
24:04Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree,
24:07which he never ceases to remind me.
24:10Are you and your cousin right in the tourney?
24:12He will.
24:13I would that I could, but I'm only a squire.
24:21Fight well for a squire.
24:24You have the look of a challenger.
24:26Whose shield do you mean to strike?
24:30Makes no difference.
24:32That's what you're supposed to say.
24:39What makes all the difference in the world?
24:44You hungry?
24:46Always.
25:11Lying over Athian.
25:13The laughing storm, they call him.
25:16I thought he'd be bigger.
25:184,000 years ago.
25:214,000 years ago.
25:23Where are you going?
25:24Like a cunt.
25:25I can't.
25:26I know myself.
25:27I've had a profound thought.
25:29But if anyone would care to listen.
25:354,000 years ago, our ancestors gathered in that big field outside to blood each other with sticks.
25:46Have a little bit of gay fun.
25:48And they say it was this country's first ever joust.
25:52Well, I say.
26:09Men could not have devised such a joy.
26:12I've had a big deal.
26:12I say it was.
26:13I say it was good.
26:15I say it was it.
26:16So who was it?
26:20Huh?
26:22Who was it?
26:34Fuck it.
26:35A hundred gold to the man-beast-or-god who sticks me best.
26:39Carry your pants so we can die.
26:55Let's go!
27:03Let's go!
27:04Let's go!
27:10Let's go!
27:44You ever been punched in the face before about I beg your pardon so long big men
27:53get punched more than little men did you know that no but but I believe it
28:02that why you slouch you don't get punch I don't slouch you've been cowering all
28:10evening like a maiden on a wedding night I meant no disrespect sir honestly where I
28:18grew up you you learned to go on notice is odd seven above gave you tallness so be
28:25tall or I will name you a heretic and burn you drown you drop your foot tall I don't
28:36know what do they do to heretics burn my lord fine what have you brought me
28:50sorry begging your pardons I didn't realize you wish to carry my favor some
28:58yeah you come with an empty hand
29:04Lord Catherine a smug cunt in red
29:08he is scarce to pay his rents his people starve each winter yet even he
29:14shined up this
29:17bauble from his family sellers for he understands that all men
29:21in their way wish only for your help
29:23or your head
29:28you've come for my head then what what no no then why the fuck are you in my
29:39tent
29:44so it's all supper
29:46what is your name man don't serve donk that's ridiculous
30:16do you like dancing doesn't everyone
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30:25Let's go.
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36:03Let's go.
36:06to the back of a lamb cart lamb cart well you best find another one you can't make me go
36:14i'd
36:15had enough of that in now listen i'll have no more insolence from you boy i should throw you
36:20over my horse and take you home you need to ride all the way to king's landing you'd miss the
36:25honey king's landing you from flea bottom no hi what are those doing there i wash them i made the
36:44fire
36:44caught the fish hand groom the horses i would have raised your pavilion but i couldn't find one
36:50there's my pavilion that's a tree yes and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs
36:56sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent
37:01what if it rains the tree will shelter me trees leak
37:08so they do what's your name dunk so dunk there's no name for a knight is it short for duncan
37:20yeah yes uh sir duncan of
37:29sir duncan the tall never heard of him does he know every night in the seven kingdoms then the good
37:36ones
37:39you got a name thief egg egg well egg by rights i should beat you bloody send you on your
37:49way
37:52but you look as though you don't eat much and if you'll swear to do as you're told
37:59i'll let you serve me for the tourney
38:11i don't have much but if you prove worth your keep
38:16you'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly
38:20the clothes might be rough spun and food salt beef and salt fish
38:24you won't go hungry i promise not to beat you except when you deserve it yes my lord
38:36sir
38:39i'm only a hedge knight
38:53falling star brings luck to those who see it
38:58go to sleep boy all the other nights are in their pavilions by now
39:03staring up at the silk instead of sky
39:07do you want a clout in the ear
39:20so the luck is ours alone
39:34so
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