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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Must See]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24I'm not going down
00:02:24I'm not going down
00:02:29I'm not going down
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:45In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me.
00:03:06My life?
00:03:08At the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Related!
00:03:34Related!
00:03:35Related!
00:03:36Related that right now!
00:03:42Huh?
00:04:12What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it!
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:38Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:43you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49Oh, I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:52You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:32What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, AKA Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:56If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:36S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Stripper.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:51No!
00:06:51No!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:53No!
00:06:53No!
00:06:54Stop.
00:06:56Stop!
00:07:16that's better off you go
00:07:24go
00:07:35my nose
00:07:52oh look at you
00:08:20great first i confessed to the wrong guy and
00:08:23now i'm called a slut when i haven't even kissed anyone yet
00:08:46hi mom i'm sorry
00:08:51i'll do better next time i promise
00:08:56i'm sorry
00:08:57no way
00:08:58oh clement the biker cycle is actually a mommy's boy
00:09:05he's still an asshole phoebe you recorded your most embarrassing moment humiliated you
00:09:09i've been in love with you forever since like
00:09:11forever
00:09:15i've had enough today time for payback
00:09:35you've got to be fucking kidding me
00:09:39i don't know what it looks like
00:09:42really
00:09:43because it looks a hell of a lot like
00:09:46you're just recording
00:09:50your call cannot be completed at this time the number you have dialed is no longer in service
00:09:55that went from me
00:09:59if me your fucking phone phillips
00:10:10no
00:10:22you don't get to be mad
00:10:23you recorded me first
00:10:24you stalked me into the boys locker room you are bad shit fucking crazy
00:10:31well i wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well
00:10:34delete it
00:10:36delete it
00:10:36now
00:10:37or i swear
00:10:38swear what
00:10:39you're gonna hit me
00:10:42big man beau clement
00:10:45lots
00:10:57that
00:10:59that
00:11:14oh
00:11:22Oh my, oh my god.
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:55Come on, come on, smart mouth.
00:11:57Talk to me.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:03Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:04Stay with me.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:27I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus.
00:12:33Fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:49And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59And you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fuck?
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:11Are you?
00:13:11I felt you what?
00:13:14I was, I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:37You recorded me first, asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence.
00:14:12Whoa, whoa.
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:31Oh, shit!
00:14:41Oh, shit!
00:14:44Oh, shit!
00:14:46I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with me's water this morning.
00:14:53Morning?
00:14:54You?
00:14:57Okay, so this is why you call me a perv projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:15:04Let me guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give it back!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for a miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:28Oh, my God.
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:11What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:15Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:18You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:20I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:48Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here.
00:16:57You delete that.
00:17:00I don't tell on you.
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:02Okay.
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for a deal?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:29Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Maybe you should learn to tell the difference when I'm actually being nice.
00:17:43Take it.
00:17:46Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry, what?
00:17:57You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:03Oh my God.
00:18:06Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh my God.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:17Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy?
00:18:21Captain of the swim team?
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life,
00:18:57that Chase would never fall for a girl like you.
00:19:00Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:33Deal.
00:19:38Deal.
00:19:40Deal.
00:19:43Deal.
00:19:46Deal.
00:19:48Deal.
00:19:49Deal.
00:19:50Deal.
00:19:53Deal.
00:19:54Deal.
00:19:56Deal.
00:19:56Deal.
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:37I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:18I've never been for ourselves since, don't you?
00:21:28I don't know.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:48You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:18No, I'm sorry.
00:22:26Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:30Hey, um, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:38I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:35Makeover.
00:23:35Starts now.
00:23:37Ah!
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35Cliches.
00:24:36No miracles.
00:24:38What the fuck?
00:24:39No.
00:24:40No.
00:24:42No.
00:24:44No.
00:24:45No.
00:24:48Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The outage thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41Short.
00:25:43Yes!
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go, go.
00:25:57Bro, you're still there?
00:26:12Bro, I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:26:59Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:29You look...
00:27:33Unbelievable.
00:27:34You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair.
00:27:39Face.
00:27:39Suit.
00:27:40The teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh.
00:27:51Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:15Oh, my God, Phoebs.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:42St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:45Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:22You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:03Shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, do you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge Winter Function serving mean girls.
00:30:45All right, get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:18I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28?
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh, God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:46On the best night of my life.
00:31:51This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, a code word.
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:25Oh, my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:39Now, let it set for now.
00:32:44Oh, great.
00:32:47It's a niche tourism.
00:32:54It's a...
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:25You want some?
00:33:28And a toast for the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:39Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You.
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20How do you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a box.
00:34:29I'm right.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My dress.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:48Press the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:52Are you happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:16I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:22I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35The idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole.
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need cleanup too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:13Lee, get out.
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't say that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:02You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't going to happen, even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little straight?
00:38:07is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you
00:38:31to touch me
00:38:33unless you're too chicken shit even
00:38:35it's a payback
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit
00:39:06Now go on
00:39:08Try me
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice
00:39:34Shhh, shhh, shhh
00:39:35Come on, come on
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:48We have 20 minutes
00:39:53You're mine now
00:40:00Don't touch me
00:40:01Oh
00:40:07Wow
00:40:09Saw that in the bedroom
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense
00:40:18Yes, baby
00:40:20Right there
00:40:21Or babe
00:40:24Are they seriously?
00:40:27Seriously?
00:40:36Could you uh...
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:09I paid you
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:20You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:20But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Purp.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:34You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:53No, not Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:42:00You're drunk.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:04Okay, here you go.
00:42:07Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms on my neck.
00:42:23Do it.
00:42:24Married.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:33Who's your life, Grant?
00:42:38So grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:46Here we go.
00:42:54What?
00:42:56Who are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:17Don't.
00:43:19Just...
00:43:19Just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe!
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drenched the ugly duckling.
00:43:52I guess we'll go viral.
00:43:57Let's just see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:23Oh, my God.
00:44:24What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:28Oh, my God, Bob.
00:44:29This is trashy-week couture.
00:44:32Get it off me!
00:44:33What?
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench.
00:44:39That's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss fanic.
00:44:45Pissing max.
00:44:46Mad, stinky max.
00:44:57Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:27Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:53Hop in, I'll take you home.
00:45:57Oh my god, you were waiting for me!
00:46:01That's so sweet, I have no idea what that had.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got two hours, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower,
00:46:11and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life, and I was like, do we have
00:46:14one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fun, there's a function!
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42What the fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:45I need some!
00:46:58Peebs, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:06there she is and your golden girl golden girl please i just passed a pop quiz really
00:47:16you know because apparently out the school's obsessed with you now
00:47:20i mean i really can't blame them hey um you actually figure out the class
00:47:29yeah team's got the pool to ourselves you should swing by wear a swimsuit so i'm cute
00:47:42yeah sure i'll be there
00:47:57jump in okay okay fine i i just i can't swim
00:48:05i almost drowned the last time i was in
00:48:10you're in good hands you get who i am
00:48:23yo captain thompson you want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast
00:48:29just faster running your mouth
00:48:35you want to race me you know i'm always down to humbling the underachieving
00:48:43phoebe want a time for us
00:48:46um
00:48:50show not to cry when you eat my wake
00:49:03start
00:49:04and this could be our little secret
00:49:20so
00:49:21but no one's gonna hear it
00:49:26i don't know how it goes down
00:49:29choose me
00:49:35goodbye
00:49:43goodbye
00:49:47bye
00:49:48bye
00:49:56Oh, yo, I want Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:03Wow Clement, you won.
00:50:06That's good for you.
00:50:08The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:25Yo, Chase.
00:50:26Good race, good race man, you crushed it.
00:50:28See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:30See you there early.
00:50:30Early.
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets anything they ask for.
00:51:23Anything.
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:49Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:55What do you want?
00:52:00You are gonna...
00:52:07You are gonna...
00:52:14Tutor me.
00:52:19That's it?
00:52:21What?
00:52:22Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine.
00:52:27You want tutoring?
00:52:29You'll get tutoring.
00:52:31Go sit.
00:52:49If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:53I'm one of those...
00:52:56All or nothing type of nerds.
00:52:59It's...
00:53:00It's not a thing.
00:53:02Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:07Are you scared of a little chemistry such, Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry?
00:53:16Miss Phillips.
00:53:26Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was, again.
00:53:49Let's try this one.
00:53:52Too hardcore.
00:53:53No clothes.
00:53:54That's okay.
00:53:55That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:57So, it starts like this.
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:05In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution, there are how many million dollars that goes
00:54:10to a...
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:12And for the time today, how is it on?
00:54:17And the answer is...
00:54:27Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:32You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:50If you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this.
00:54:53So sit.
00:54:55Date.
00:54:56Thanks, Tumor.
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:15But I am not some stray that you could tease and train.
00:55:19Okay?
00:55:21By the way, I always come out with Tom.
00:55:27I can't do it, I can't do it.
00:55:42Oh dear.
00:55:42I can't, I can't do it in the morning.
00:55:47I can't do it, but I have a drink, but I'm going to.
00:55:51Do you like it when you do it?
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:56:12Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:39You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:54How long? Are you all bark? Or do you also bite?
00:56:59Put your eyes on...
00:57:04A bad boy licks, bumps, and he always bites.
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good once in my life.
00:57:22Miss Phillips.
00:57:26Just remember, next time I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:29I was just wondering what he's doing later.
00:57:30You'd rather take a thing to love him, or do you?
00:57:30Maybe he's him, or do you?
00:57:33No, nothing.
00:57:34No.
00:57:47No, no, no.
00:57:47Ahem.
00:58:21Ahem.
00:58:48Ahem.
00:59:30Gotcha.
00:59:40Sneaky? Huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:48Finish my assignment, if I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover, I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make out.
01:00:19Nice try, but you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A, waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just cause you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11All right, bye.
01:01:14All right, bye.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in this class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:43Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve, truffle a soldier.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer?
01:03:00Hm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:06Absolutely.
01:03:07You know, I'm not sure.
01:03:07It's inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at least?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:03:22anonymous, sweet truth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:59Wow!
01:04:02Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:06I'm not ready.
01:04:07I'm not ready.
01:04:10I'm not ready
01:04:11Ahh me!
01:04:37It's my color!
01:04:37I love you!
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe there's still hope.
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:12Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's the proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:30Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:51You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:26You're one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some self respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Fon. Fon.
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now you have corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what? I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom!
01:08:12Now both of you!
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:18John!
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want, but leave Philip out of it!
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30What? Stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do? I...
01:08:38I will call the police!
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grade!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:08:59What?
01:09:06Phoebe! Phoebe! Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason!
01:09:12But you!
01:09:15God, I hate bullies!
01:09:17So that's it.
01:09:19From now on we don't want each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait!
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:42You care too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash!
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:02Ever since I got tangled up with you my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me!
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss!
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear!
01:10:20You break things and people!
01:10:23And you push them away!
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself!
01:10:31I am scared!
01:10:32Yeah!
01:10:33I am fragile!
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone!
01:10:38Not my concern anymore!
01:10:41That's just what we do!
01:10:42Isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games!
01:10:46Guess we played ourselves that way!
01:10:59I am scared!
01:11:01Yeah!
01:11:02I am fragile!
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone!
01:11:06Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when...
01:11:17No one else even noticed me!
01:11:22Babes?
01:11:22Hey!
01:11:24Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:26Hi Chase!
01:11:27Sorry, babe!
01:11:28I just need to be alone right now!
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder!
01:11:38Best to cry on!
01:11:42I'm glad I can make you smile, Pheebs!
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole!
01:12:00I love this place, you know?
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs,
01:12:07think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:21Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs!
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:31I've always used to go.
01:12:35Maybe!
01:12:35I was forced to go.
01:12:36I used to go.
01:12:36I used to go.
01:12:38That's your room.
01:12:39Then why...
01:12:42Just feel me now.
01:12:46Chase, what? This doesn't feel right. What the hell, Chase? Chase, pop the brakes. That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs. Drop the egg. Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right? Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:17No! Stop! Please!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go! Please let me go! Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase! Chase! Chase, please, Chase! Chase, this isn't you. You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:44Fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:52No! Stop!
01:13:57What the...
01:14:00You fucking...
01:14:03No!
01:14:08Are you okay?
01:14:10Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:34I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:40I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy. I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:50I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, Phoebe, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just breathe with me, all right?
01:15:14Okay, in, out.
01:15:20I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:25I thought he was my friend.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid.
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified, and you fought back.
01:15:40You bit him, you pulled away, you did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:16:02I, I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:06And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:17And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not a nerd.
01:16:21You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Did you school?
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:44You ready for a ride?
01:16:55Woo!
01:16:59Woo!
01:17:12Woo!
01:17:13Bow Clement showing up every time I fall apart should not be crushing
01:17:34I'm absolutely
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:20Yes
01:18:35You got condoms
01:18:38Yeah, I'm always packing
01:18:41Pun intended
01:19:13Wait
01:19:17Wait
01:19:19Um
01:19:22I'm a little nervous
01:19:25So I'm going to go shower first
01:19:27Yeah
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely
01:19:31No rush
01:19:49This is it, baby
01:19:50The only one you've been waiting for your entire life
01:19:52You can do this
01:19:56Oh my god
01:19:58You're actually in her room
01:20:00And she's taking a shower
01:20:02Oh my god
01:20:07What the hell
01:20:09What the hell
01:20:34I'm going to
01:20:35I'm going to
01:20:36The shower's all yours, stupid
01:20:41You're like a lot of
01:20:42I'm going to die
01:20:52I don't know
01:21:00I am to
01:21:03I'm going to come to
01:21:04No söz
01:21:05Let's go
01:21:06I know
01:21:13Oh, shit!
01:21:17No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:10Yeah?
01:22:35You got me.
01:22:36You got me.
01:22:36Well, I've had to miss it.
01:22:37You're quite a bit.
01:22:37I'm just watching the show all the time.
01:22:39Like you
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you
01:22:53Phoebe
01:22:55Will you take me?
01:22:57As her first
01:23:01It could only be you, love
01:23:12And I love you too
01:23:26Okay
01:23:49Good morning, princess
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem
01:24:01My bed chemistry
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:06You're such a twerk
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um
01:24:24My mom took me when I was young
01:24:26To play with my new toy boat
01:24:29And
01:24:31On the way there
01:24:32I got scratched by a tree branch
01:24:36And
01:24:37I still insisted on going
01:24:39When we got there my boat drifted
01:24:41Too far out in the waves
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore
01:24:46While she'd go and get it
01:24:48Um
01:24:50But
01:24:52Even after it got dark
01:24:53She never came back
01:24:58She never came back
01:25:06And
01:25:06And I told myself
01:25:07Maybe if
01:25:08If I knew how to swim
01:25:09If I
01:25:10If I'd been stronger
01:25:11That she
01:25:12She'd be alive today
01:25:13She wouldn't have died
01:25:15Bo
01:25:20Bo
01:25:21Bo
01:25:21Bo
01:25:23I am so sorry
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names
01:25:34And all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:36You're so stupid
01:25:38Yeah
01:25:43No, Phoebe
01:25:48You
01:25:49You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:52You believed in me
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose
01:25:55You made me want to do better
01:25:57To be better
01:26:00You saved me
01:26:12Alright, what happened?
01:26:14I'm good, I'm good
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15Because I need you on
01:26:16I'm gonna swim this way
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later
01:26:20Clement!
01:26:23I got a report
01:26:24It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I-I...
01:26:34I saw it
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:38Oh shit
01:26:40Fucking say that again
01:26:42You heard me
01:26:43I saw you
01:26:45Try to rape a girl last night
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that
01:27:05Phoebe
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me
01:27:12In my bedroom
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long
01:27:17Coach Honda, don't believe me, she's just a slut
01:27:19Who would throw herself at anyone
01:27:21I mean
01:27:21Fucking look at her
01:27:27I...
01:27:28Chase Thompson
01:27:29Am not a nice guy
01:27:31This...
01:27:31This is fake
01:27:32It's edited, Coach
01:27:34It's obviously edited
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:53You three thought you were slick
01:27:56Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER
01:28:10Twice
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Shit
01:28:21That never gets old
01:28:24This school is toxic AM
01:28:26Oh my...
01:28:35Chop Chop ladies
01:28:45Or...
01:28:45So...
01:28:46Holy make out sessions...
01:28:47free comedy..
01:28:48Best school day ever
01:28:57capital a for absolutely and your capital a for a space well that's all thanks to your great
01:29:05chemistry
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