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00:00:00La Goda de la Salud.
00:00:03Ella es excéntrica y elucidante. No hay nadie ha visto ella antes.
00:00:08Si quien encontró la Goda Salud, va a dar 5 millones de dólares.
00:00:13Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:00:17I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack.
00:00:24If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:00:28It's a deal.
00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:00:31How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:00:35I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:00:38That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world.
00:00:43If we can't save him, no one can.
00:00:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:00:50Now stop getting in my way.
00:00:53Every second counts.
00:00:58Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:01:02Please, save my time.
00:01:20Rod of a sepia.
00:01:22Rod of a sepia.
00:01:38Don't die.
00:01:39Reduce.
00:01:40Rejuvening.
00:01:48¡Gracias! ¡She es la heller-goddess!
00:01:52No, por favor, no te llamas a la.
00:01:55I'm just glad I could help.
00:02:01Here you go, Miss.
00:02:03Thank you.
00:02:06Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:02:10in need?
00:02:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:02:28run.
00:02:31Oh, it's okay, little guy.
00:02:35I'll fix you right up.
00:02:41Right rewrites the wrong.
00:02:45We're doing it.
00:02:50See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:56Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:03:13Please.
00:03:14My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:03:17We have no idea what the illness is.
00:03:19If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:03:22Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:03:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:03:28He's so hot.
00:03:30Does he come with the money?
00:03:32Yes.
00:03:32He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:03:34Money, fame, power.
00:03:36It's all yours.
00:03:42Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:45Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:03:48Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:03:52Grandma!
00:03:53I'm dying!
00:03:54Save me, Trixie!
00:03:56Grandma?
00:03:58Grandma.
00:03:59When are you getting married?
00:04:01I'm already a hundred years old.
00:04:03I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:04:12Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:04:18You're talking about my brother's life.
00:04:20I don't have time for jokes.
00:04:23Oh, no!
00:04:32Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:04:34Don't let it starve like you.
00:04:35Oh, kind stranger.
00:04:37Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:04:40Grant me a wish?
00:04:41That you can barely feed yourself.
00:04:43The downfall of humanity.
00:04:44It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:04:47What?
00:04:47Oh, jeez, this has given me a migraine.
00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:57Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:05:02Can you do that?
00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:05:07Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:05:10Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:05:14Hold still.
00:05:21Well, my migraine's gone.
00:05:24Okay, then let's go.
00:05:25If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:05:28Come on.
00:05:29Come on.
00:05:42How is he?
00:05:44What is the diagnosis?
00:05:46Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:05:48I'm sorry.
00:05:49I don't know what this is.
00:05:51Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:05:52You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:05:54Don't worry, General.
00:05:56I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:06:21I have no clue what this is.
00:06:25Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:06:31That's why we saved the best for last.
00:06:33Me, the witch doctor.
00:06:35I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:06:47He's not budging.
00:06:48There's no movement.
00:06:49Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:56Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:59They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:07:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:07:08Who?
00:07:11The goddess of healing.
00:07:15Wait a second.
00:07:16You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:07:19That's correct.
00:07:20Her right rewrites the wrong, and her left leads the forest.
00:07:25That's her motto.
00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:07:29We are nothing compared to her.
00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive.
00:07:35No one has ever seen her before.
00:07:37If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:07:43I will find her.
00:07:45James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:07:50Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:07:54There's no need.
00:08:09I'll save your son.
00:08:12Who the hell is she?
00:08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:08:15She's going to save your brother?
00:08:17Don't be ridiculous.
00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:08:22Exactly.
00:08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:08:33I bet it has fleas.
00:08:35That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:08:46Don't touch him.
00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:08:51but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:08:54So step aside.
00:08:56I'll take it from here.
00:08:58Could you hold this?
00:08:59Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:09:00You're not going to touch my son.
00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:09:07I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:09:13wasn't paying enough cash.
00:09:15Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:09:23when he's unconscious?
00:09:26Ew!
00:09:27Disgusting.
00:09:28Go back to being a prostitute.
00:09:30Security!
00:09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:09:34Let's go.
00:09:35If you throw me out,
00:09:36you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:09:41Sir, we are at our wits' end
00:09:44trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try?
00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:09:53All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:55But I warn you,
00:09:57if you fail,
00:09:58I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:10:02Is that any way to ask for help?
00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me,
00:10:06and I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:10:09But since I'm not welcome here,
00:10:13I'll leave.
00:10:14Devin,
00:10:15come find me when you have a different wish.
00:10:17No, Miss Trixie.
00:10:19My brother is a hero to me.
00:10:21I can't lose him.
00:10:23Well,
00:10:24if he's a hero to you,
00:10:26then that means he must be a good person.
00:10:29My brother is a war hero
00:10:30who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:10:33Also,
00:10:34he's great with puppies.
00:10:35He'd make a great husband.
00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:40As if
00:10:41the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:10:43would even dream
00:10:44of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:10:47Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:10:50I mean, look at her.
00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:10:53you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:58were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:11:00Continue wasting your time.
00:11:02But I'm saving this patient.
00:11:14Oh, okay.
00:11:17What's happening?
00:11:19What are we doing?
00:11:30What the hell are you doing?
00:11:33I knew she was a perv!
00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:11:38Do you all not know that sweat can tell you
00:11:39everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:41Are you insane?
00:11:42Security,
00:11:43smash her face in
00:11:44for licking my son!
00:11:46He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:11:49has a peanut allergy,
00:11:50and the condition he has is called
00:11:52endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:53Yeah, right!
00:11:55I mean,
00:11:55no way you got all that
00:11:56just from licking him!
00:11:58Oh, okay.
00:11:59I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:12:01I even have
00:12:02the badge of universal medicine
00:12:04right here.
00:12:05And I've never heard of
00:12:07endo-cryo-
00:12:09what-what?
00:12:11Hmm.
00:12:12This?
00:12:14Hmm.
00:12:19It's worth nothing
00:12:20when I have the real thing
00:12:21right here.
00:12:22What?
00:12:23What?
00:12:24So you think that
00:12:25this crummy walking stick
00:12:26of yours
00:12:27is what,
00:12:28THE rod of a sepulius?
00:12:30Why don't you go back
00:12:31to the homeless asylum
00:12:32where you came from
00:12:33if you're going to be
00:12:34this delusional?
00:12:35I agree.
00:12:36I mean,
00:12:36even if she does solve
00:12:37this medical mystery,
00:12:39what is the point
00:12:40of us doctors
00:12:41who have studied
00:12:42for years?
00:12:42We are all certified.
00:12:44But Lysander
00:12:45does have
00:12:46congenital heart disease.
00:12:48She's right about everything.
00:12:52Yeah,
00:12:52but if she just
00:12:53throws out a bunch
00:12:54of fake diagnoses,
00:12:55one of them
00:12:56is bound to be right.
00:12:57And again,
00:12:57there is no such thing
00:12:58as endo-cryo-
00:13:00what-what?
00:13:00Endo-genic cryomorphie.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:02And of course,
00:13:03none of you have heard of it
00:13:04because I just discovered it.
00:13:07This condition
00:13:08only affects those
00:13:09with both
00:13:09CHD
00:13:10and a peanut allergy.
00:13:11The chances are
00:13:12a billion to one,
00:13:13a hundred times rarer
00:13:14than winning the lottery.
00:13:15But lucky for you all,
00:13:17you've hit the jackpot
00:13:18by finding me.
00:13:20What a bunch of baloney.
00:13:22I mean,
00:13:23you wouldn't be homeless
00:13:24if you were
00:13:24actually any good.
00:13:26Precisely.
00:13:27You are just
00:13:28a scamming prostitute.
00:13:30You don't compare
00:13:31to meet us
00:13:32who actually studied
00:13:33real medicine.
00:13:35I bet you were
00:13:36too poor
00:13:37to go to
00:13:38real medical school.
00:13:39Oh,
00:13:39so she went
00:13:40to the super circus
00:13:41and stanker.
00:13:42And now she's here
00:13:43putting on this
00:13:44clown show
00:13:45coming up
00:13:45with fake diseases,
00:13:47which mean nothing
00:13:48if you can't
00:13:49wake him up.
00:13:50Is that supposed
00:13:51to be a challenge?
00:13:52Oh, yeah.
00:13:54If you three
00:13:55incompetent doormats
00:13:56want to show me up,
00:13:58I think you all
00:13:59should grow
00:13:59parts of your brain
00:14:00back.
00:14:01Which,
00:14:01by the way,
00:14:02that condition
00:14:03is called
00:14:03an encephaly.
00:14:05What is that
00:14:06supposed to mean?
00:14:06It means you're
00:14:07being schooled by me
00:14:08and I'm about to walk
00:14:09all over your
00:14:10medical licensees.
00:14:12Then let's have a bet.
00:14:14If you can't heal him,
00:14:17we'll break your hands.
00:14:20And then you can't
00:14:22pretend to have
00:14:23healing hands anymore.
00:14:26These hands have
00:14:27saved more lives
00:14:28than all three
00:14:29of you combined.
00:14:30You're that desperate
00:14:31to get rid of
00:14:32your competition,
00:14:33huh?
00:14:34Miss Trixie,
00:14:34don't risk your hands
00:14:36for them.
00:14:37There's too many
00:14:38lives at stake.
00:14:41Don't worry.
00:14:42I got this.
00:14:45It's a deal.
00:14:47I'll save
00:14:48Lysander Armstrong.
00:14:49No one is dying
00:14:50on my watch.
00:14:57Lysander Armstrong
00:14:58has been in a
00:14:58vegetative state
00:14:59for two years.
00:15:04Are you stopping me
00:15:05because you're scared
00:15:06I'd actually succeed?
00:15:08Homeless or not,
00:15:09if you save my son,
00:15:10I'll give you everything.
00:15:20I'll even have Lysander,
00:15:21my heir,
00:15:22marry you.
00:15:23I'm not doing this
00:15:24for the money
00:15:25or for a wealthy husband.
00:15:26I just believe
00:15:27in helping good people
00:15:28and doing the right thing.
00:15:31Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:15:32at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:15:34Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:35What for?
00:15:35Don't listen to her.
00:15:38She probably stinks so bad
00:15:39that she just wants a bath
00:15:41to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:15:43Firstly,
00:15:44this is called greatness.
00:15:46Secondly,
00:15:48even if you drown yourself
00:15:49in plastic surgery,
00:15:50you couldn't get rid of your own
00:15:51ugly moral character.
00:15:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:15:54What?
00:15:55Did you just call me?
00:15:58There's a man's life
00:15:59at stake here
00:16:00and you're standing
00:16:02in my way.
00:16:03Don't don the mantle
00:16:04of doctor
00:16:05when you're only capable
00:16:06of harm.
00:16:07Now stop getting in my way
00:16:09or I promise you,
00:16:10you will be bubbling
00:16:11at the mouth very soon.
00:16:13Oh yeah?
00:16:14You want to see real pain?
00:16:15Where's the dog?
00:16:16Well put down the dog!
00:16:17With pleasure.
00:16:34Left.
00:16:35Leave the wrong breath.
00:16:37Oh no.
00:16:41You don't deserve
00:16:42to call yourself a doctor.
00:16:46She's poisoned!
00:16:48It was her!
00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:52Medicine in the right hands
00:16:53can save lives,
00:16:55but in the wrong hands
00:16:56it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough
00:17:00to take down
00:17:00the queen of medicine!
00:17:01Do you have one
00:17:02of your antidotes on you?
00:17:03Of course.
00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations
00:17:07with my antidotes.
00:17:08If I want to save someone,
00:17:10even the grim reaper
00:17:11can't stop me.
00:17:28Why is she spitting blood?
00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:17:31I thought you said
00:17:32even the grim reaper
00:17:33can't get in your way.
00:17:34Angel herbalist.
00:17:35This is what I call
00:17:38malpractice.
00:17:40This isn't fatal.
00:17:41She'll live.
00:17:42But she deserves
00:17:43a little punishment.
00:17:44Well,
00:17:45where's the jacuzzi
00:17:46I asked for?
00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:48Right this way.
00:17:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:17:50what the hell is going on?
00:17:52You say you want
00:17:52your son to live on
00:17:53to give you tons
00:17:54of grandchildren,
00:17:55don't you?
00:17:56Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:58Every second counts.
00:18:00Let's go for a dip,
00:18:01shall we?
00:18:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:06General Armstrong,
00:18:07your family is the richest
00:18:09and most powerful
00:18:10in the nation.
00:18:11Are you really going to
00:18:12let this hobo slut
00:18:14touch your son?
00:18:15Hold on.
00:18:16You two are going
00:18:17in there alone?
00:18:19If you don't want
00:18:19these drooling vultures
00:18:21to see your son naked,
00:18:22then sure,
00:18:23invite everyone in.
00:18:25All right.
00:18:26But I warn you,
00:18:28no fun business.
00:18:29Let's go.
00:18:50Let's go.
00:19:19¡Gracias!
00:19:21¡Gracias!
00:19:50Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:54We have to have faith.
00:19:56Where did you actually find this little night?
00:19:59Uh...
00:20:00On the streets.
00:20:02Are you shitting me?
00:20:04You found this bomb on the streets?
00:20:06Are you nuts?
00:20:07You don't know her.
00:20:08You don't know her background.
00:20:09She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:20:11That is it, General.
00:20:12You have to go in and stop this now.
00:20:14You're right.
00:20:15That's it.
00:20:15I am shutting down this clown show right now.
00:20:17James, let's go.
00:20:18Yes, sir.
00:20:22oh my
00:20:29i told you all to stay out
00:20:36this is a critical moment for you
00:20:38we can't be interrupted
00:20:39otherwise we both die
00:20:45i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama
00:20:48trap my son
00:20:51i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:57you see that general
00:20:59this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:21:01this is a witchcraft
00:21:04i know what this is
00:21:06this is the dark witch
00:21:08i've heard of her
00:21:09she uses her dark magic
00:21:11to steal the hearts of young handsome men
00:21:14and then she eats them alive
00:21:15i'm gonna kill that bitch
00:21:45before she takes my son
00:21:47you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:21:50lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:55that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:22:04sir
00:22:04the swatima is here
00:22:06captain morales
00:22:09my son is trapped behind there
00:22:11with a devious man-eating witch
00:22:14i need you to do whatever you can
00:22:16to tear down that door
00:22:18rest assured general armstrong
00:22:20we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:22:27right
00:22:28rewrites the wrong
00:22:33human
00:22:37who the fuck are you
00:22:38and what the hell are we made
00:22:41good
00:22:42you're awake
00:22:43i'm saving you
00:22:45saving me
00:22:45by bathing with me
00:22:48who are you a fucking spy
00:22:51talk
00:22:51i swear to god
00:22:52i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:55you're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:57in your stipper
00:23:00i will never
00:23:01oh really
00:23:15look who's guilty now
00:23:19look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:23:21all right but it is a biological fact
00:23:23a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:23:28and her breasts
00:23:29science okay
00:23:30it just means that my body
00:23:31oh shut up
00:23:32excuse it for you
00:23:35you just stopped on me with your flight
00:23:37and i'm a professional
00:23:39i hear lysander's voice
00:23:41captain do something now
00:23:43ready
00:23:49we're almost better
00:23:51aim
00:23:53get him boys
00:23:54get him
00:23:57fire
00:24:00fire
00:24:00fire
00:24:15those
00:24:16avicials
00:24:16how is this possible
00:24:19it's not even a scratch
00:24:20i told you this is dark magic
00:24:23of course your earthy bullets won't do a thing
00:24:25no
00:24:26i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:24:28she's not the dark witch
00:24:30young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:24:34this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:24:38how is she going to save someone else's life
00:24:40that's right
00:24:41the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:24:45if we can't save him no one can
00:24:48except for the goddess healer
00:24:49think about it
00:24:50we heard lysander's voice
00:24:52he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:55you're right
00:24:56this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:25:01maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:25:04no no absolutely not
00:25:07there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:25:10how could you know for sure
00:25:12right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:25:15you're wrong sir
00:25:16this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:25:21it's called borderline revival
00:25:23she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:25:26but only temporarily
00:25:28it's a trick
00:25:29to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:25:32that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:25:35i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:25:38to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:25:41my son doesn't deserve this
00:25:43he is dying right now
00:25:45naked in a jacuzzi
00:25:46with a smelly vagrant
00:25:48then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:50the witch doctor
00:25:51only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:56my son's life is in your hands
00:25:58you heal him
00:25:59i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:26:03i don't know who you are
00:26:04but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:26:11this is it
00:26:11the finishing touch
00:26:14i must now give you the kiss of life
00:26:17so we can both survive
00:26:36it's poison gas
00:26:38that poison gas will smoke them out
00:26:41and end her torture over master lysander
00:26:43poison gas
00:26:45my son is in there
00:26:46you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:48no don't worry general
00:26:50gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:54soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:56then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:59and then he can marry one of us
00:27:01they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:27:07i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:27:10now or never
00:27:23what the hell are they doing in there
00:27:25it's been over ten minutes
00:27:27wait a second
00:27:29you don't think that they're
00:27:30you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:27:34don't point your fingers at me
00:27:35if your brother's dead
00:27:37it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:27:39oh my god
00:27:40yeah
00:27:40she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:27:42i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:27:46miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:27:48if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:51this is taking way too long
00:27:53captain morales
00:27:54time to get out
00:27:55the big guns
00:27:57these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:28:01bazooka
00:28:02she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:28:04crap oh my god
00:28:06get back suck
00:28:08ready
00:28:10aim
00:28:10oh shit
00:28:15quit your whining and stand down
00:28:30the parasite's been distracted
00:28:31shoot her dead now
00:28:32do i need to fix your hearing too
00:28:34i said stand down
00:28:38don't listen to her
00:28:39she's a fraud
00:28:40a termite to the field of medicine
00:28:42i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:28:46if i'm a termite then
00:28:48you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:50wait a second
00:28:51are you saying you cured my son
00:28:54he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:55you can see for yourself
00:28:57well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:29:00that is it
00:29:01no more stalling general
00:29:02if you won't punish her
00:29:04i will
00:29:09don't hurt her
00:29:14he's a cure
00:29:21his pulse is regular
00:29:22in fact it's never been better
00:29:27there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:29:38miss trixie did it dad
00:29:40lysander's warm again
00:29:41he's not cold and pale like before
00:29:43and his heart is strong
00:29:45come
00:29:46feel it
00:29:48i saved my son
00:29:50thank you
00:29:51next time
00:29:52don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:54your son would have otherwise died
00:29:56by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:59i've learned my lesson
00:30:00i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:30:05wait wait no no there is only one person in the world
00:30:09who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and iron
00:30:15the goddess healer
00:30:20could you really be the goddess of healing
00:30:23but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:30:27and you don't look a day after 20
00:30:30it doesn't matter who i am
00:30:32what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:30:34devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:30:38take care
00:30:39no wait
00:30:41miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:30:44he's right
00:30:45we are men of our words
00:30:47and as i promised you
00:30:48my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:51and you did just that
00:30:52of course
00:30:53you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:56i really appreciate it but
00:30:58i'm sorry
00:31:00i
00:31:02i'm already engaged
00:31:05already engaged
00:31:06i am
00:31:07i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:31:11and he's coming back today
00:31:13but don't be disappointed
00:31:15really i'm no one special
00:31:17i just got lucky with your brother
00:31:19some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:31:23but you're still lysander's savior please
00:31:25let me give you what i promised
00:31:27take the gold
00:31:28no really
00:31:30i don't need anything
00:31:31i just believe in doing good in the world
00:31:38trixie
00:31:38it's your fiance
00:31:39he's back
00:31:41and he says he's breaking up with you
00:31:45i must go
00:31:52hobo close
00:31:53halo glow
00:31:55i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:58it was just dumb luck
00:32:00she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:32:03she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:32:05marrying the hottest
00:32:07most powerful bachelor
00:32:09around
00:32:12i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:32:18oh my god
00:32:19i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:32:22but this is godly
00:32:25no no no no no no my sister
00:32:27my sister was so much supposed to be mine
00:32:31i so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:32:36you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:32:39take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their license
00:32:43wait no we're not fries
00:32:45no she's just better than us
00:32:48oh my god
00:32:52we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:55she's no average jane
00:32:56no she isn't
00:32:57she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:59but if she truly had these special skills
00:33:02why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:33:06but think about the impenetrable walls
00:33:07no normal person could have done that
00:33:09goddess or not
00:33:11homeless or not i don't care
00:33:13i have never met a woman like that
00:33:14i have to find her
00:33:15i have to make her my life
00:33:17she won my heart over too
00:33:18but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:33:21i'll help you find her
00:33:22alright listen
00:33:24i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:33:31i'm dumping trixie
00:33:32so i want you
00:33:33your granddaughters
00:33:35filthy things
00:33:36out of my house
00:33:38now
00:33:39trixie paid for this house
00:33:41she waited for you
00:33:42for three years
00:33:44she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:46and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:48one with some serious
00:33:49fuck you money
00:33:51so get lost
00:33:53who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:34:02grandma
00:34:03beatrice
00:34:04trixie
00:34:05amori
00:34:06i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:34:08i'm dumping you
00:34:10for your best friend
00:34:11marissa
00:34:13in fact
00:34:14the wedding's tomorrow
00:34:15so sign over the house
00:34:17now
00:34:23you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:34:26and i did
00:34:27for three years while you were deployed
00:34:29yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:34:32and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:34:36do you have no shame
00:34:37we were together for three years
00:34:38and uh
00:34:39it was a complete waste of my life
00:34:41when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:49that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:54i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:35:02oh yeah
00:35:03well marissa
00:35:06is so much better than you
00:35:08she grew up
00:35:09even poorer
00:35:10than you
00:35:11and now
00:35:12she's the ceo
00:35:13of an entire
00:35:15corporation
00:35:16two
00:35:17and you
00:35:20there's still nothing
00:35:22so you think she's an upgrade
00:35:24of course she's an upgrade
00:35:26look what she uh
00:35:28got me for my
00:35:29engagement
00:35:30oops
00:35:31yeah
00:35:32that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:35:42you gave her the presidential contract
00:35:44i certainly did
00:35:45in fact
00:35:46marissa
00:35:47you and your dimwit brother
00:35:50only have everything you have
00:35:52all thanks to me
00:35:57oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:59that breakup must have hit her hard
00:36:02you two
00:36:03are the ungrateful
00:36:04cheating scum here
00:36:06my granddaughter
00:36:07supported you
00:36:09and your entire family
00:36:10for three years
00:36:11while you were gone
00:36:12how dare you insult her
00:36:15okay grandma
00:36:17let's not stoop to that level
00:36:19poor edna
00:36:21she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets
00:36:23huh
00:36:24what is he talking about your street
00:36:25show her bob
00:36:32this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:36:35she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:36:37she was begging on the street for money
00:36:40i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:36:44even if you got no game i got street cred i gotta keep you dig
00:36:48the word the word you're looking for the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:51and you're one to speak
00:36:54is this true trick
00:36:56is this true trixie
00:36:59i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:37:01i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:37:04so that i can help them
00:37:06of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:37:11what is that supposed to mean
00:37:13it means
00:37:13the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:37:16is actually a downgrade
00:37:21enough bullshitting already
00:37:22just sign the damn papers
00:37:23and we can each get on with our lives
00:37:38at your wedding i will
00:37:41if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing you with my best friend
00:37:46why should i do good by you
00:37:48i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:51as a charity
00:37:53to you
00:37:54fucking bitch
00:37:55you better keep your word
00:37:57oh that's rich
00:37:59after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:38:01do you remember that
00:38:09tricksy
00:38:11marissa's a millionaire now
00:38:12they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:38:17grandma
00:38:18i have to confess something to you
00:38:20i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:38:23that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:38:30because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius the god of healing i saved several world leaders with these
00:38:38hands that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer
00:38:44it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it was
00:38:52to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process
00:39:00you don't have to believe me just yet
00:39:02you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money
00:39:05for their medical bills
00:39:08i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:39:12that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:39:15you've always had an angel's heart
00:39:18i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:39:22who actually deserves you
00:39:24you will see tomorrow grandma
00:39:27oh yeah
00:39:33you said tricksy's crashing at my wedding
00:39:35she was bullying us too sasa
00:39:38she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:42we're not when nobody steps on snake
00:39:45because snake bites that heart
00:39:47so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:49yeah
00:39:50you mean
00:39:53we broadcast
00:39:55that video of me
00:39:58yes
00:39:59her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:40:02she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:40:04and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:40:06against my presidential glow up
00:40:08let's turn this party into her funeral
00:40:17there he is
00:40:20welcome home brother
00:40:22welcome home general
00:40:26sir
00:40:27the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:40:29this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:40:31he served with your regiment in the marine
00:40:33you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:40:36well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:40:40so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:43fucking coward
00:40:44according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:47then we should join her
00:40:49men
00:40:50i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:53and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:55so she needs our support
00:40:56will you join me in protecting her
00:40:58yes sir
00:40:59we will learn our lives to protect her
00:41:01sir
00:41:02and let's roll
00:41:18welcome everyone to my wedding
00:41:20today is a very special day for me and butch
00:41:22not only are we getting married
00:41:24but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:41:27allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:41:34congratulations on the contract once again mrs. wakeham stowe butch is taking my last name
00:41:40oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:43you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a par-tay after all
00:41:48i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:55the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:42:00it's an honor
00:42:01and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:42:07we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:42:10let the wedding begin
00:42:13not so fast
00:42:15the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:42:38you two really are a match made in half
00:42:41so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:45i don't recognize her from any of our elite circles
00:42:48who is she?
00:42:49um this is our entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:52just watch
00:42:53shh
00:42:53come on
00:42:55trixie what are you doing here?
00:42:57this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:59i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:43:01you know being this poor
00:43:05me bum a meal
00:43:06have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:43:10what evidence do you have of that?
00:43:12look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:43:15i'm a millionaire ceo
00:43:17even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:43:21and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:43:24sasa
00:43:25she's like
00:43:26so obsessed with me
00:43:28see everyone
00:43:30budge already cut ties with his ex
00:43:32but she's so shameless
00:43:34and desperate
00:43:35that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:43:37to suck up to me
00:43:38this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:41they beg
00:43:42for scraps
00:43:43from us
00:43:44the rich and glorious
00:43:45projecting much marissa?
00:43:47you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:49but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:52especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:59you giving me the contract?
00:44:02you have no skills
00:44:03no education
00:44:04no connection
00:44:05so how could you possibly have a pool
00:44:07to get the u.s. fucking president
00:44:09to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:44:12we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:44:14and i saw potential in you
00:44:16even trusted you as my best friend
00:44:18but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:44:22don't be all sore now just cause i stole your man
00:44:24this is what us rich girls do
00:44:27they steal from lane spinsters for fun
00:44:30damn right
00:44:31you were too embarrassing for me
00:44:35sasa tramples you any day
00:44:36i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:40bravo
00:44:41self-admission of a gold digger
00:44:43quick
00:44:43somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:45sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:46should make her sup
00:44:48don't listen to her everyone
00:44:49she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:52i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:54and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:58you may look and sound like a man
00:45:00but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:45:02okay enough
00:45:03you know what i always couldn't stand about you?
00:45:06your moral posturing
00:45:08but guess what?
00:45:10morals are just lies to make you lane girls feel better about yourselves
00:45:13that's why no man will choose you over marissa tricksy
00:45:16cause i've got the material goods
00:45:19you're just all empty talk
00:45:20i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:45:23because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:45:26see this?
00:45:39oh my god
00:45:40is that the billion dollar contract for sasa?
00:45:45the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:47no
00:45:48no
00:45:48absolutely not
00:45:49i don't believe it
00:45:51you all sound so scared already
00:45:53don't worry
00:45:54this isn't that contract
00:45:56it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:46:02see everyone
00:46:03she's just trying to bluff us
00:46:05but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:46:07look at her following orders
00:46:08i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:46:11like a good little uh... peasant slave
00:46:14that house is worth all her life savings
00:46:19you want to uh... i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:46:33you must understand me
00:46:35i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:46:38i'm giving it to charity
00:46:46bro
00:46:47she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:48she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:51she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:53you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:56it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:59uh... i know what this is
00:47:01you've gone delusional
00:47:02and you think you're cinderella
00:47:04so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:47:06and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:47:09well that's not happening
00:47:10security
00:47:11lock the doors
00:47:12this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:47:18this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:47:23we found miss trixie lysander
00:47:25she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:47:28butch tanner
00:47:29well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:47:32let's go
00:47:37you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:47:39i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:43including your head of command butch
00:47:45general lysander armstrong
00:47:47you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:50he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:54you're an unskilled
00:47:56unemployed
00:47:56ugly leech
00:47:58so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:48:04no one here is going to believe you
00:48:05if you really cured the incurable general
00:48:07then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:48:10and she is
00:48:11you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:48:14you show them butch
00:48:21see for yourselves everyone
00:48:23trixie's just a
00:48:24reloading beggar
00:48:28she won't leave me and marissa alone cause
00:48:30we're rich as fuck now
00:48:32i'm a major in the marines
00:48:34sasa
00:48:35she has
00:48:36a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:39with the military
00:48:40approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:45how despicable
00:48:46she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold dealer
00:48:50get out of here
00:48:51no one wants to marry you
00:48:52no free meals for the poor
00:48:54do you see this trixie
00:48:57this is high society
00:48:58so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:49:01or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:49:03maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:49:06maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:49:12i already have everything one can dream of
00:49:14but i valued our friendship marissa
00:49:16which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:49:18to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:49:22but no
00:49:23you stooped so low
00:49:25it disgusts me
00:49:26nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:49:30like a bum
00:49:31and who knows
00:49:32if you've already started offering sexual services
00:49:36well then
00:49:38why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:40my brother will never take you back
00:49:43no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:46but make me happy
00:49:48and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:50:01how dare you hit my brother
00:50:03i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:50:05i saw that
00:50:07or something
00:50:08don't worry my dear
00:50:09after i'm done with you trixie
00:50:11not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:50:15oh
00:50:16is that so
00:50:18security
00:50:20get down on your knees
00:50:22and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:50:24in front of everybody here
00:50:26or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:50:28the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:50:30i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:50:33any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:36before you even touch me
00:50:38dream on
00:50:40you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:43but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:44you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:46enough
00:50:48you're souring my party
00:50:49so you either get the fuck out
00:50:52or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:54on the count of three
00:50:55i think i quite like it here
00:50:57two
00:51:08mmm
00:51:09this wine is so delicious
00:51:11one
00:51:12shoot
00:51:15nobody
00:51:16is laying a hand
00:51:18on my future wife
00:51:25it's
00:51:26it's
00:51:29it's
00:51:36who the hell is this
00:51:37i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:42did they hurt you
00:51:44no
00:51:44i'm fine
00:51:46but um
00:51:47when did i become your future wife
00:51:50you saved me
00:51:52Trixie
00:51:53remember
00:51:53i'm a man of my word
00:51:55they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:57really
00:51:58it was nothing
00:51:59i saved you because you're a good man
00:52:02not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:52:05ahem
00:52:10i see what this is
00:52:11you're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:52:13look at you guys all lovey doves
00:52:15don't try to pin this on her
00:52:17she waited for you for three years
00:52:18this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:52:22you
00:52:24don't make me laugh
00:52:26she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:52:29no man
00:52:30who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:52:33she should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:52:39i see her in the marines
00:52:43i'm a major
00:52:44you know
00:52:44look man
00:52:45i know Trixie is like a
00:52:47i don't know
00:52:48like a seven
00:52:49now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:50but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:53worthless woman like that
00:52:54a real man
00:53:02never talks about a woman that way
00:53:04you're a coward
00:53:14we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:53:18you're very gracious Trixie you know that
00:53:23you're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:53:25so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:53:27you understand
00:53:28you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:53:30i'm a fucking major
00:53:32you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:34i'll
00:53:35i'll destroy you
00:53:36do you really not know who this is butch
00:53:39i thought you were in the marines
00:53:41what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:45he was just a supply boy
00:53:49war hero?
00:53:51is this all part of your plan Trixie?
00:53:54poor girl
00:53:55did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:59a woman's worth is tied to the man she married
00:54:02Trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:54:08a bum girl and a pimp
00:54:10what a pair
00:54:12seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:54:16maybe we should try to pay some off some more don't you think?
00:54:20bring in the wedding gift
00:54:28what is all this?
00:54:30Trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:35but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:40i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:43it's not in my nature
00:54:46i'm like somebody else here
00:54:48listen Trixie
00:54:50i have never
00:54:52met a woman
00:54:54like you
00:54:55so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:58so i know
00:55:00that you're the one for me
00:55:03this guy's either nuts or a really
00:55:06really good actor
00:55:08Oscar worthy
00:55:09Oscar worthy?
00:55:10no
00:55:11first gift
00:55:17Trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:55:19so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:55:23worth 500 million dollars
00:55:25previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:55:29second guess
00:55:32this contains all the rights to
00:55:35my entire fortune
00:55:37which is now yours
00:55:38entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:41it must be bad news
00:55:42they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:44they've got nothing left
00:55:46why Sander
00:55:47i really don't care for any of you
00:55:49i know
00:55:51i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:54okay
00:55:54which is exactly why
00:55:56well my third gift
00:55:58is um
00:55:59well
00:56:15Cleo!
00:56:16hey!
00:56:17oh my god
00:56:19you found my dog
00:56:25Trixie i'm just a man
00:56:26but with you it's so much more
00:56:29Trixie Amore
00:56:33will you marry me?
00:56:37you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:42yes i will marry you
00:56:44thank you
00:56:45thank you
00:56:45thank you
00:56:49thank you
00:57:04thank you
00:57:05thank you
00:57:05thank you
00:57:05thank you
00:57:07thank you
00:57:07thank you
00:57:07thank you
00:57:07thank you
00:57:08thank you
00:57:09thank you
00:57:10thank you
00:57:10thank you
00:57:11thank you
00:57:12thank you
00:57:12thank you
00:57:12thank you
00:57:13thank you
00:57:14thank you
00:57:14¿Qué es un hombre en su mente correcta?
00:57:16¿Qué es un hombre en su mente correcta?
00:57:18¡Hey!
00:57:20No importa si es enfermo o no,
00:57:21pero estoy haciendo esta mujer mi esposa,
00:57:24que significa que ella será tratada como,
00:57:25y querida como,
00:57:27como la mujer más preciosa en el mundo.
00:57:29¿Entendiste?
00:57:33Pero aún no piensa que mi hermano
00:57:36es el hombre más poderoso en el mundo.
00:57:38Este es General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:48As if,
00:57:49like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:52would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:55Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England
00:58:01than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:58:04I bet my life you're all just...
00:58:06vendors.
00:58:07Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:58:09Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:58:11Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:58:13What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the Elise?
00:58:16Insect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:58:19She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:58:22Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin bum.
00:58:26She's utterly unmarriable.
00:58:30I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:34I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:38I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:40Go ahead Lysander.
00:58:49Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:50Please, to bankrupt you, Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:54Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:57Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:59:06Uh, hello?
00:59:08Yes.
00:59:11What?
00:59:16I'm a fake rat!
00:59:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:59:26Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:59:29That was a real call?
00:59:30People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:32My company's dead!
00:59:34It's evaporated!
00:59:35It's a thin air!
00:59:39That's impossible!
00:59:41Who are you?
00:59:42What did she do?
00:59:44Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:47And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:51Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:55Then that means...
00:59:58You're really Lysander Armstrong.
01:00:01The richest and most powerful man in the country.
01:00:04Drake, Steve Mary.
01:00:06The famed war hero.
01:00:08The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
01:00:12Now you believe me?
01:00:13Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
01:00:17There's gotta be some trick to this.
01:00:19You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
01:00:22It's awesome.
01:00:30I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:33Because you've been in the military for so long,
01:00:35you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:38Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:43Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:45Or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:51I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:57Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:01:01Sansa was just trying to save the company.
01:01:04I don't blame her at all.
01:01:05Your double standards are incredible.
01:01:07Okay, you don't want me.
01:01:09Fine.
01:01:10But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:01:11I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:01:14Uh, eighteen years bullets.
01:01:16Uh, fresh for the taking.
01:01:24I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:01:27Thank you, Devon.
01:01:29Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,
01:01:36but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:40You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:42No, to all of humanity.
01:01:44So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:51Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:55They're impostors.
01:02:00I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:02:04because it was assigned by the Goddess Healer herself.
01:02:07So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:02:09The Goddess Healer?
01:02:10You mean the eccentric and highly lucid sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:02:16Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:02:21The Goddess Healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:02:28That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:30The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:33In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:37So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:44Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:45If the president and the Goddess Healer approves of my product, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:51We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:54She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:58FBI!
01:02:59FBI!
01:03:01You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:03:06Gotcha.
01:03:10Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:03:13No, don't arrest her!
01:03:15Trixie is a good person!
01:03:17Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:03:19Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:03:23The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:03:26We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:30Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:34She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:37Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:44out.
01:03:44She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:47My fiancé really is an incredible woman.
01:03:50She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:57You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:04:01My brother is not a criminal.
01:04:03He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:04:07Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:04:10And that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity.
01:04:14General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.
01:04:18And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:04:23I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:04:27I promise that I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:33If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:36But don't fuck with my fiancé.
01:04:38You don't get to decide, punk. Let's go!
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:03If you can.
01:05:28¡No!
01:05:34¡No!
01:05:46¡No!
01:05:55Is that enough pain?
01:05:56Or do you want more?
01:06:06Legend is written all over you, I thunder.
01:06:10Grandma.
01:06:13Meet my new fiancé.
01:06:16Wow, your new fiancé.
01:06:18He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:06:22I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:06:25It's Butch's loss.
01:06:27Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:30She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:32and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:35Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:37I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right Sam?
01:06:40Drown out the poor!
01:06:41Drown out the poor!
01:06:43Drown out the poor!
01:06:44Drown out the poor!
01:06:46Drown out the poor!
01:06:47Drown out the poor!
01:06:48Drown out the poor!
01:06:48Drown out the poor!
01:06:49See Trixie?
01:06:49You've got no connection.
01:06:51No power.
01:06:52You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:56We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:58So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:07:03Let them eat cake!
01:07:14You can't shoot all of them.
01:07:16Grab what you can, fam.
01:07:17Attack!
01:07:35You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:43What the fuck was that?
01:07:44I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:46I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:56Dammit!
01:07:57Dammit!
01:07:57Dammit!
01:08:00You forgot I had a gun too.
01:08:02That'll teach you from messing with the wig hands.
01:08:04Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:08:06We're cornered.
01:08:07I will sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:08:10Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:08:13I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:08:16They will be punished.
01:08:19Now hold still for me.
01:08:23Right.
01:08:24Rewrites the world.
01:08:33Yes!
01:08:36Holy fuck!
01:08:37Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:39By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:41Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:45I'm all better now.
01:08:47Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:49See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:52No.
01:08:53Please.
01:08:53I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:55Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:57Sure.
01:08:58You hear that?
01:09:00She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:09:03She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:09:05While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:09:10Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:09:15I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:09:17And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:09:20God?
01:09:21Wrong.
01:09:23But you're close.
01:09:24I'm bullshit.
01:09:26I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:31You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:33Then let's see you try.
01:09:34Charge!
01:09:43The hell is this?
01:09:45This is the line between life and death.
01:09:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:52I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:57You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:59What if it's a trap?
01:10:00That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:10:02We ain't afraid of her.
01:10:04She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:10:06Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:10:09I will!
01:10:13Left leaves the wrong breath.
01:10:22I'm fine.
01:10:23Nothing happened.
01:10:25You'll see soon enough.
01:10:26Oh, please.
01:10:27I really wanna die.
01:10:29And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:31I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:34Whoops!
01:10:35Just crossed it again.
01:10:36Whoops!
01:10:37And again.
01:10:38Nothing's happening.
01:10:40Stop!
01:10:41Stop!
01:10:43Stop!
01:10:45Stop!
01:10:46Stop!
01:10:49No!
01:10:51No, Bob!
01:10:52Hey.
01:10:53What did you do?
01:10:54What did you do to my brother?
01:10:55I didn't do anything.
01:10:57Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:59I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:11:02If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:11:05Come on.
01:11:06Major.
01:11:07Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:11:09How was he able to cross the line?
01:11:11See, this must be an illusion!
01:11:16Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:11:18Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:11:20Please!
01:11:28You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:29You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:31Oh, please.
01:11:32You hurt us first.
01:11:33At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:37But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:41Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:46You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:49You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:54When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:59Don't touch my wife.
01:12:03And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:12:08You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:12:10But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:12:15That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:12:18Oh, really?
01:12:19Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:12:23You've got nothing on me.
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:28Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:35Goddess.
01:12:36Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:40Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:44Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:49Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:53God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:59You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:13:01A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:13:05Miss Wickham is correct.
01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:13:08Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:13:12You hear that, everyone?
01:13:13There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:13:19She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:25No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:28Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:33Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:41Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:49pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:52Is this how the working class think all the time? I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:59You can only dream of what you can never have, while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:14:05Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie? It ain't
01:14:10working.
01:14:10You can't just fake the...
01:14:14Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:14:19Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:25And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:33No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that. No matter
01:14:42what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:45Who will riot against you, you know? Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear
01:14:54her apart! Tear her apart!
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01:22:40¿Y por qué te quedó un secreto por tanto tiempo?
01:22:45Quisiera que viajara la tierra como una normal persona
01:22:47Help a los que necesitamos
01:22:49Y asegurarse que el hombre que me ha elegido me
01:22:52No, ¿qué significa?
01:22:54La millón de dólares de la contraseña
01:22:56¿Es tú que me dio?
01:22:58Ella fue así como ella
01:23:02Eso fue su golden ticket
01:23:03You were once mi fiancé y best friend
01:23:05Pero después de todo lo que ha hecho
01:23:08We're officially getting ties with you both
01:23:10No, please, I swear
01:23:12I didn't know you were an actual saint
01:23:16It doesn't matter who she is
01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:19She's an amazing person
01:23:21And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:25She's gonna be my wife
01:23:27Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:29On this planet
01:23:35I love you
01:23:49All her gold
01:23:50All her clothes
01:23:52All that could have been mine
01:23:53This is all your fault
01:23:55This is all
01:23:56You seduced me
01:23:58You were the one that came onto me
01:24:01You himbo
01:24:02Please, Trixie
01:24:04Give me another chance
01:24:06I want to be rich again
01:24:08I'll be your slave
01:24:09Kiss the ground you walk on
01:24:12You've had your chance to apologize
01:24:14But it's too late now
01:24:15All I see is your greed
01:24:17And how much you'd hurt others
01:24:19Just to benefit yourself
01:24:20You two should be locked up
01:24:22And she shall
01:24:24For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:26Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:30It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:31I never loved you
01:24:33It's your fault
01:24:34I was only with you for your money
01:24:36You didn't care
01:24:36You were rich
01:24:38I'll see myself now
01:24:40Rest assured, goddess
01:24:42We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:45My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:47Just like you
01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:51That is why I saved you
01:24:53With these healing hands
01:24:55I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:58One good deed at a time
01:24:59Well
01:25:01Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:25:05Let's party!
01:25:07Wait
01:25:07We just got married
01:25:09Right now
01:25:10Yes
01:25:11Well
01:25:12Woo!
01:25:15Do you take each other
01:25:17To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:20I do
01:25:20I do
01:25:21You may kiss the bride
01:25:23I do
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