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00:13¡Gracias por ver!
00:30Two weeks ago, and it's so subtle, you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:34Actually, I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:37Finally lost that face fat.
00:38Thank you for noticing.
00:40I love you.
00:40Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay?
00:42It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:46That's the future of beauty.
00:47Nuh-uh.
00:47I learned my lesson with lip filler.
00:49It left fucking lungs.
00:51Look at this.
00:51Britt, my honey, listen to me.
00:53You're turning 32 next week.
00:54I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay?
00:58You need to fix that broke face, and then you're going to be getting so much new dick
01:01that Trashbag Richie will feel like a distant memory.
01:04I promise.
01:05I'm sad.
01:06No.
01:06Was that whore, Claire, really that much prettier than me?
01:09Yes.
01:10Bitch.
01:10She was gorgeous.
01:12Mm, look at this bitch.
01:13Oh, ew.
01:14Sweetie, Harper Rose.
01:16Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay?
01:18Before Anna sees you.
01:19You know she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:21I can't.
01:22I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:24I don't get it.
01:25Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose.
01:27She's still a 10.
01:29Chloe.
01:29I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:31Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig.
01:35Goodbye.
01:36Mm.
01:36Oh, no, sweetie.
01:37Not the over-the-counter.
01:38Cost her up a month.
01:39Don't do that.
01:39Ew.
01:39I need, like, some Amaro, or, like, a digestive.
01:42Good God, is this COVID?
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no, not COVID.
01:45Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:47I just got run down.
01:49We caught a bug.
01:52The good news is, I lost another five pounds?
01:54Of course.
01:55Jealous, cough on me.
01:57Everybody's just shedding weight.
01:58Jesus.
02:00Oh, honey.
02:02What is this?
02:03I'm not liking this.
02:04Oh, God.
02:05What are you doing?
02:05Are you okay?
02:06Why are you doing this?
02:07Stop it.
02:15Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or...
02:18Um, can we...
02:20Oh, oh!
02:21Oh!
02:22Fuck!
02:23Water!
02:24Water!
02:24Oh, my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:29Water!
02:35What the fuck?
02:37Water!
02:40No, no, no, no!
02:47Brittany, Brittany!
02:49Brittany!
02:50¡No!
03:24¡No!
03:25¡No!
03:27¡No!
03:40¡No!
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12:44No, todo lo que está ahí. No hay dificultades, nada en la grabación de hotel.
12:48Estamos en todo lugar en la barra.
12:53Nunca debería haber dejado ella.
12:54La verdad es que DC está se preocupando.
12:56Tienen una plana en stand-by.
12:57No, mierda eso.
12:58Ellos van a ir a mi, ellos van a ir a ella.
13:00Tengo que encontrarla.
13:01Voy a ir a mi cosas de la hotel, entonces nos vemos.
13:03Tengo un equipo que tiene que cuidar de eso.
13:05Follow-me.
13:09Ambos de los chicos que te mataron testaron positivo.
13:11Están expulsados.
13:13Y así lo has.
13:14Y así lo has.
13:15Estoy negativo, por lo que estoy manteniendo mi distancia.
13:18En esa escena fue la sangre.
13:20Estás caminando por el hígado.
13:22Precursión debe ser tomada.
13:27¿Qué diablos es esto?
13:28Hasta que tengamos nuestras armas en esto, tenemos que ser inteligentes.
13:30Si se acuerdan, se acuerdan en la calle.
13:32Todo se acuerdan.
13:33No, no tenemos tiempo para esto.
13:34Vamos a encontrar ella, ok?
13:48phải qu신o.
13:49Vamos a acá.
13:52Vasya, hey đi.
13:59Come y cuidado.
14:00Le docker!
14:00Viénd primo.
14:01Amor de especie dePER cárcelo.
14:01Hey.
14:01Guide uno de lemonade.
14:02Hoy en popping está多cendo osuéris.
14:04¡Unテo en kilos.
14:07Tieno ve� universo lugar.
14:07Uraba, dijo driver o la펜.
14:08Tieno no hay работу.
14:08HЬPQ-tieno.
14:10Qución regla.
14:10Tieno envejante todo.
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23:43All clear, sir.
24:13All right, time to pregame.
24:21Counterintuitive, I know, but, uh, you know, just Yacht Rock just lasers my focus like nothing else.
24:38Come on, Jeremy.
24:39Hey!
24:41Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me.
24:46And if the wind is right, you can sail away, find tranquility.
24:53Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see.
24:59Hey!
25:00Believe me.
25:05It's not far to never, never land, no reason to pretend.
25:11And if the wind is right, you can find the joy of innocence again.
25:18Oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see.
25:31Right here, Jeremy.
25:32Sailing takes me away to where I always heard it could be.
25:43Take the last part.
25:44Take the last part.
25:45Come on.
25:46Come on, Jeremy.
25:47Sing the next part.
25:48I don't know this song, so I'm going to just...
25:51Hey, hey, hey, hey!
25:53Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross and try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit.
25:56Okay?
25:57The man has been through enough.
25:58What the fuck are you talking about?
26:00Christopher Crisscross?
26:01What the fuck?
26:05In 1980, Christopher Crisscross was the shit, right?
26:10Five times platinum, five major Grammys.
26:13After all the accolades and success, what did he get him, huh?
26:19What?
26:20What did he get him, huh?
26:21I don't know.
26:22I don't...
26:22Hello?
26:23Black people don't listen to Christopher Criss, man.
26:25What are you talking?
26:25I don't know, man.
26:27Put his career in the grave, that's why.
26:31Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, how could that possibly have happened?
26:34Well, he got really popular really fast.
26:37And this is in an era without all the 24-7 social media bullshit.
26:40So then he starts showing up to the award shows and red carpets,
26:44and the people really get their first good look at him, and they're like,
26:47oh, just a regular guy.
26:49A little balding, a little fat.
26:51I loved him.
26:54Voice of a generation.
26:56But with MTV exploding onto the scene, shit just only got worse, you know?
27:00It's like, why would you want to watch a music video of a real person
27:03when you could be watching a gyrating, half-naked Madonna, right?
27:07So next time you tug in on that thick, wet little dick,
27:10shit, remember that.
27:14Okay?
27:16The world is cool to people who aren't beautiful.
27:19To normal people.
27:23Fucking cool.
27:27Learn the fucking words to that song.
27:29All right.
27:32Wow.
27:37Nice neighborhood.
27:39Come on.
27:43Come on, Jeremy.
27:45Come on.
27:50All right.
27:51All right.
27:54There we go.
28:04I don't think she's home.
28:05Come on, come on.
28:05Ring the bell again.
28:08All right.
28:09Timeout corner.
28:10Over there.
28:10What?
28:11Timeout corner.
28:11Over there.
28:12Over there.
28:14Okay.
28:24All right.
28:25Open up.
28:37Hello?
28:44Hello?
28:48Up the steps.
28:50Up the steps.
28:51Up the steps.
28:52Up the steps.
28:53Up the steps.
28:54Up the steps.
28:54Up the steps.
28:55Up the steps.
28:55Up the steps.
28:56Up the steps.
28:57Up the steps.
28:58Up the steps.
28:59Up the steps.
29:00Up the steps.
29:01Up the steps.
29:02Up the steps.
29:04Up the steps.
29:16No.
29:34No.
30:08No.
30:49No.
30:52No.
31:02Come on.
31:11Come on.
31:11Brain or heart?
31:12What?
31:13This isn't a happily-eve-after situation.
31:16I just saved your life.
31:17And in return, I'm not gonna spend the afternoon turning you into a medieval art project.
31:22So you wanna see it coming, or is that gonna make it scarier?
31:25You know what?
31:26Come on.
31:26Get up.
31:26Turn around.
31:29Turn around.
31:32Relax.
31:35Thank you for giving me what I deserve.
31:38I'm talking.
31:39I ain't shit.
31:40I haven't been my whole life.
31:42I'm just a fucking loser that had to kill people to feel something.
31:48Man, I ain't shit.
31:50Probably why my pops left.
31:52So just come on and give it to me.
31:55Pull it.
31:56Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:57This is the part where people usually get, you know, really, really desperate and beg and bargain.
32:04Come on, Jeremy.
32:06Beg.
32:08Beg.
32:09Beg.
32:09Beg for what?
32:11What you want me to beg for, man?
32:15What you want me to beg for?
32:20I have nothing.
32:24I have nothing, man.
32:28And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:33And God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:37Pull that trigger.
32:40Just go on and do it, man.
32:42Pull the trigger.
32:43You can do it.
32:44Pull the trigger, man.
32:52You hungry?
32:55What?
32:55Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper hand job, and my blood sugar's going crazy.
33:00So, let's get something to eat.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:12Would you look at this little slice of heaven?
33:15Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's, would you kindly advise?
33:18Because let me tell you something, man.
33:20I'm torn.
33:20I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:23This, right?
33:24This delightful riblet entree.
33:27Well, those are my two favorites.
33:28Can't go wrong.
33:29God.
33:30Come on, it's a gift.
33:31I mean, I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrees.
33:34It's crazy.
33:35You know what?
33:35Can you just give us two minutes and, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:39You can just let us know when our table's ready.
33:40You got it.
33:41We'll be right here, man.
33:41Thank you, Dale.
33:44Well, every meal feels like home.
33:46I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock, I would be slamming these spicy Mark specials.
33:50This place is heaven.
33:52How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain?
34:21Why are they looking at us like that?
34:24You're attracted now.
34:25Yeah.
34:25Gotta get used to it.
34:33Oh, she like that.
34:36Yeah, she like that.
34:37That's a queen of spades right there.
34:39What?
34:39Queen of spades.
34:43You a big fat square.
34:44You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:45A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:49Well, specifically, BBC.
34:52Big black cock.
34:53Oh.
34:54Big black cock.
34:55BBC.
34:56That's what it stands for.
34:57Big black cock.
34:58Wow.
34:59Yeah, that's them BBCs.
35:00And the husband, they like to get involved.
35:02They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
35:05But you know what?
35:06She's micking.
35:07She's bringing me back.
35:09Never forget it.
35:10What?
35:10There was this girl.
35:12Butterfly Booty Meat 92.
35:14Never forget it.
35:14I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car.
35:17I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out, just right there ready for it.
35:22She looked at me and says, I thought it might be bigger.
35:25Damn.
35:25Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:27What the fuck?
35:28Right.
35:29What the fuck is that?
35:30Right, her fault.
35:30Crazy.
35:31Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:33I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:36Just keep walking.
35:37Without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:39Just keep smiling.
35:42But not anymore.
35:44Yeah.
35:45You guys look cute together.
35:51Not anymore.
35:54Fuck it.
35:55No, no, no, no.
35:56Keep oversharing.
35:57I'm interested.
35:57But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were-
36:02Not attractive.
36:03You hated yourself.
36:03I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:08You know, let's- let's keep it real.
36:10White dudes, light-skinned men, they get more.
36:15More women, more dates, more attention, more, more, more.
36:20I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:22I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:25Complimentary fries for the table?
36:27Dale, thank you.
36:28You're welcome.
36:29Are you ready to order?
36:29You know what?
36:30We are, actually.
36:31Yeah.
36:32We're gonna do those riblets.
36:35Good choice.
36:36Thank you.
36:37Come on.
36:39Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:41You blow up people for a living.
36:44And you know, scars, they're kinda badass.
36:46You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:51You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:57Oh, shit.
37:00Ooh, ooh, you- you got it too.
37:04Early adopter.
37:06More purified version, straight from the lab.
37:08Highly experimental envelope.
37:10Pushing gene therapy, using viral RNA technology.
37:13To put it more simply, uh, near-complete, ground-up, turbocharged,
37:18remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:20Experimental.
37:21Mm-hmm.
37:21One dose.
37:23One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth any human's ever gonna get.
37:28Which, of course, comes with.
37:31Take Ozempic.
37:32A former company is valued at 500 billion.
37:35What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:37One trillion?
37:38Five hundred trillion?
37:39So then when a Yahoo lab tech steals a trial version and starts fucking and spreading the shit,
37:45now we have a problem.
37:47Black market.
37:48Mm-hmm.
37:48But the sexual transmission is, uh, is more of a bug than a feature.
37:53Right?
37:54The easy access account prevents people from wanting to spend money on the expensive name brand shit.
37:59And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
38:02So then they hire somebody like me.
38:05A consultant.
38:07Right.
38:08To, uh, take care of their problem.
38:13I bet that pays well enough for these bitches to look past that bar and villain base you got corn
38:19on.
38:23Yeah, well, no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, Chevy Bubby.
38:28Mm-hmm.
38:29That.
38:30That right there.
38:33No, you didn't bolt from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:37Now, somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, you saw another opportunity to kill, and you
38:42felt compelled to take it.
38:44You got a real darkness in you.
38:47You know, my son's a bit like you.
38:49Your son?
38:50You're like 30 years old.
38:53Like, how old is this son?
38:58I'm 65 years old.
39:02And you're a lot like my son.
39:03But he's having a rough go at it right now.
39:05It's not fun to see.
39:06But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:09But you, on the other hand, no, no, no, no, no.
39:11You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has laying around.
39:18Cultivate your anger.
39:21You know, and maybe, uh, maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:27What is this?
39:30Some assassin big brother program?
39:32Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:36I have needs as well.
39:38What do you need?
39:43Protégé.
39:44A killer.
39:48Two riblets.
39:51Oh.
39:52Thank you, Dale.
39:53Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:58Big tip, brother.
40:00Shit.
40:01This guy.
40:03No.
40:07Dig in.
40:12So she literally exploded.
40:14Yes.
40:20I looked at the Paris photos.
40:22It's so much worse than that.
40:24I was outside.
40:25Here the blast radius was internal, encapsulated.
40:28You saw the scene?
40:30I did.
40:38Liver temperature ten hours after incident is a hundred and eighty degrees.
40:43Holy shit.
40:47It's still that high?
40:48It's still that high?
40:53Brittany!
40:53Brittany!
41:07Monroe.
41:09What is this?
41:11Condé Nast staffers in blast range instantly tested positive.
41:14Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths.
41:18Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:21Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:23What are we doing with them?
41:24Awaiting instruction.
41:28Your interview subject is traumatized but cooperative so far.
41:35Not positive.
41:38Not yet.
41:44Fill up.
41:45Two.
42:08Those two guess rigorous gases are smaller.
42:09Aye.
42:09TheDown.
42:10Good morning, Stan.
42:11Thank you so much.
42:12Will?
42:39Gracias por ver el video.
43:10Gracias por ver el video.
43:12Gracias por ver el video.
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