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01:23I still dream about that night sometimes.
01:27I still dream about them because they were there.
01:35We did everything together back then.
01:38The four of us.
01:43Separate, but inseparable.
01:50I suppose it's a bit of a shock.
01:53I mean, you get a message like that and I really need to think about, well,
01:57life, I suppose, the choices you've made, the things you've done.
01:59Or, you know, not done.
02:01And I don't could be wrong looking after Mommy.
02:02Well, it's a privilege in many ways.
02:03I'm lucky I can focus on it without any other.
02:06Distractions, for want of a better word.
02:07And it's very rewarding in its own way.
02:09I mean, I know I won't regret it.
02:10I mean, nobody lies under death, but I think I wish I'd spent the last time with my mother, do
02:13they?
02:13Okay, there's probably some exceptions.
02:15Like, if your mother was, I don't know, Rose West, you'd probably want to keep a fair bit of distance
02:18there.
02:19I'd say I'd be advisable, if anything.
02:21But my mother, well, she's great.
02:21She's nothing like Rose West.
02:24She does have sort of similar glasses.
02:26But that's as far as it goes, really.
02:27I suppose, what I'm trying to say is, even though I feel no bitterness or resentment or anything like that,
02:31the fact that you only get to do this once and this pops, which I sort of find myself on.
02:34Which is, as I say, no, without its blessings, it's at the same time the reason why certain things just
02:38aren't going to happen for me.
02:38And I should be allowed to acknowledge that, you know, we should be able to mourn the life we couldn't
02:41have without feeling guilty.
02:44Right.
02:46So is it just the wee flat white then, or...?
02:48I wonder if the others know.
02:51Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!
02:52Stop trying!
02:53Is that shellac manicure?
02:54Um...
02:54Stop it!
02:55Yeah, and can I, can I put that with the make-up?
02:57Wee wedding!
02:58Get staring at me, Mommy!
02:59Sorry, one second.
03:00Stop staring at him!
03:01But he's doing breathing!
03:02Stop breathing!
03:03Hello?
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05What were you saying?
03:05Because it's a wee wedding, you might want to go for a more natural day.
03:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:09Mommy!
03:09I basically want you to erase my current features and draw new features, different features, better features.
03:15Give me it!
03:16No!
03:16Like, I want, like, a totally different face.
03:18Stop it!
03:19I am sorry, love.
03:20I'm going to have to call you back.
03:21No, no worries.
03:21Stop it!
03:22Bye!
03:23Stop it!
03:24What the hell is going on back there?
03:25He was staring!
03:26I wasn't staring, I...
03:28He wasn't even blinking for me!
03:29Then you grab my tablet!
03:31It's not yours!
03:32It is mine!
03:33Shut up!
03:34Shut up!
03:35Shut up!
03:35Shut up!
03:36Will you please just shut up?!
03:53Mammy?
03:55What?
03:56What?
03:57Your phone's running.
04:06So, Solsha, thank you so much for this.
04:09We wanted to get you two together rather than...
04:12Oh, shit!
04:12Sorry!
04:14I'm so sorry.
04:16Marnie didn't want things to, you know, get lost in translation.
04:20Yeah.
04:20So, the fact is...
04:22You hit the script!
04:23No!
04:24Oh, God, no.
04:25No, of course not.
04:26It's just a focus thing.
04:27A focus thing.
04:28I love playing Emma.
04:30You know, she's a huge part of my life.
04:32Yeah, mine too.
04:33But isn't it time that we pushed the boundaries of the show?
04:36Isn't it time we did something truly groundbreaking?
04:40Right?
04:41Like...
04:41What if...
04:43This series...
04:45There's no murder?
04:46No murder.
04:47No murder.
04:48No murder.
04:49No murder!
04:51Okay, I just, um...
04:53I mean, just so we're on the same page here...
04:56The show is called Murder Code.
04:57Mm-hmm.
04:58It's a detective show.
04:59Emma is a homicide detective.
05:00Well, that's not all she is.
05:02It's the main bit.
05:03What if we shine a light on the personal cost of Emma's career?
05:07You know, what it's done to her family, her relationships, her sex life.
05:11Her sex life.
05:12I want to see Emma have an orgasm.
05:16I'm gonna need a beer as well.
05:18Okay.
05:19I mean, it's good, isn't it?
05:20Is it?
05:20Yes, it is, Harry.
05:21So, she stopped solving murders and what just goes about writing people?
05:24It's feminist.
05:25It's a journey of self-discovery.
05:27It's mad.
05:27It's a detective show.
05:28That's why people watch.
05:30Fisher, no one knows better than you how entwined this show and this character have become.
05:35They are one and the same.
05:37So, in order to move forward, you're going to have to listen.
05:41Okay?
05:44Yep.
05:46Emma is the show.
05:49I wouldn't even want to write the show without Emma.
05:52Oh, thank you.
05:53There we go.
05:54So, maybe I won't.
05:56What?
05:56What?
05:57Maybe I won't write the show.
05:59I don't have you say fucking childish.
06:00Putting a gun to someone's head is only a threat if you're absolutely sure they don't
06:03want you to pull the trigger.
06:06Harry, that is no way for a client to behave.
06:08Why are all actors completely insane?
06:10Writers aren't exactly a doddle either, let me tell you.
06:13Piss off, Robin.
06:14I am so annoyed.
06:16I can tell.
06:17You didn't even wait for your food.
06:18That's unprecedented.
06:19No, she's done me a favour.
06:20The show's run its course.
06:21The show's huge.
06:23Why?
06:23What even is it?
06:24It's just all...
06:24Oh, look, someone's got themselves murdered again.
06:26Is that...
06:26Is that what I do?
06:27Is that what...
06:28I contribute to society?
06:29You entertain a lot of people, Saoirse.
06:31So do fucking clients, Harry.
06:37You know...
06:39When I started, it was theatre.
06:40I wanted to write plays.
06:42What happened?
06:43You realised you'd need to buy stuff.
06:46One second.
06:47My friend is...
06:49Dead.
06:53My friend is dead.
07:12What happened?
07:39Too long for him, then.
07:41Looks quite good.
07:41I bet.
07:41You know, there used to be more.
07:49Dear Saoirse, Dara and Robin, my name is Gaye Harriton, and I'm afraid I have some terribly
07:55sad news. My wonderful sister-in-law, Greta, passed away yesterday. I know how close you
08:03once were. She often spoke of you fondly. If you wanted to come and pay your respects,
08:09it would really mean the world to us. She'll be awake from her home, Elm Manor, Noctara Village,
08:17County Donegal. Separate but inseparable, just like us. We're all thinking it's so difficult.
08:26Why don't we just forget about it? We can't continue like this. We can't. Dara! That's you, Dara!
08:32Coming! Okay, so this is what she's supposed to take when? You're sure you'll be
08:39okay. I think I can babysit my own mother, Dara, like I'm not gonna kill her. Sorry?
08:45And even if I did, she's 96, so she's had a good inny. She's 72.
08:49Ah, potato, tomato. Potato, potato. What's a potato? I don't know. Jimmy, this is important.
08:54Mama's very fragile. For fuck's sake, Christ, is she not away yet? Just hadn't I, Mama?
08:59Well, on you go. Out the buck. You've my head fried. Okay, then. If there's anything you
09:05don't understand, just call me. We'll be grand. Just go. Enjoy yourself.
09:11Well, that's my friend's way. Happy days.
09:18Oh! And if...
09:21We're dying now? That's it? Is it? That's the latest?
09:25Apparently. We should not be dying. We're 34 years of age, for Christ's sake.
09:30We're 38.
09:34Did you manage to find a hotel? Indeed I did. It has a spa and everything.
09:37I don't think I'm in the mood for a spa. I mean, is it even appropriate, considering?
09:41Well, excuse me for trying to make this experience a little less horrific, Dara.
09:44I didn't mean. Do you think I'm not devastated?
09:46I didn't say that. Because I am, Dara.
09:48I am devastated. I've been in bits since you called me. I just...
09:53Where'd your highlights then?
09:56Yeah. When?
09:57Uh, I don't know. Recently. Like, how recently?
10:00What do we say?
10:01Like, since we heard about our dead friend recently.
10:03Look, Dara. You can be in bits and have your highlights done. The two things aren't mutually exclusive.
10:07Fine. Barely keeping it together here.
10:09Okay? Oh, I'm sorry.
10:11Oh, my God. Listen.
10:13What?
10:15That's her song. They're playing Greta's song.
10:17Jesus Christ, don't play.
10:21How freaky is that?
10:22Do you think it's a sign?
10:25Like, she's telling us not to worry? Like, that she's okay?
10:29Yeah.
10:30Yeah.
10:47So, take off all your clothes.
10:50Any drinks or snacks?
10:53Any drinks or snacks?
10:57Any drinks or snacks?
10:59No, thanks.
11:00Any drinks or snacks?
11:03Can I tell you a secret?
11:05Jesus Christ.
11:09Any drinks or snacks, Adam?
11:14Can I get a white wine, please?
11:27Why does she live for everything?
11:34Look, she's probably collapsed from exhaustion.
11:36It's not that far.
11:37We're in a different fucking time zone, Dara.
11:38I'm sorry, but that airport car park was extortioned.
11:41I'd have paid.
11:42It's not the point.
11:43It's a matter of principle, Robin.
11:45Oh, here she is.
11:49What an undercarous is she wearing?
11:52I'm not sure.
11:56We're dying now.
11:58Nightmare, isn't it?
11:58The whole thing's just awful.
12:01She was so young.
12:02I was talking about your outfit.
12:03Are they pajamas?
12:04They're treasures.
12:05They look like pajamas.
12:06Well, they're not.
12:07I just can't believe she's dead.
12:08I mean, I think a part of me always hoped would, you know, reconnect.
12:13Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Look, I know I was in two minds about all this,
12:16but I am so glad we're doing this now.
12:18Like, paying our respects properly.
12:19It's only right.
12:20And also, I could be doing with a bit of a break myself, to be honest.
12:24Robin.
12:25But things between me and Patrick have been quite difficult lately.
12:30He's become very controlling, very possessive.
12:34Lots of mind games.
12:37Gaslighting, that sort of thing.
12:39Is he not like one?
12:40He's one and a half, there she.
12:41And he knows what he's doing.
12:46People always talk about
12:50All the things they're all about
12:54Write it on a piece of paper
12:59Got a feeling I'll see you later
13:02There's something about me
13:04Let's keep it...
13:05Shit.
13:06I hate these big cars.
13:08It's just weird.
13:10I think it's this one.
13:11You think she would have told us what happened?
13:14The sister-in-law me.
13:16Do you have to do that here?
13:17Oh, I've got Nutella on it.
13:19Like, in the email, she didn't say if Greta was ill or anything.
13:25She'll not be thinking straight.
13:26Cash only.
13:27I've got to buy my Euro purse.
13:29I didn't have any sympathy cards, so I had to just grab a blank one.
13:31It has like a watercolour effect.
13:33It'll do the job here.
13:34Look, careful.
13:35It'll burn the mouth off you.
13:36Oh, so mad.
13:37What's so mad?
13:38Did you fill her up?
13:39Don't do that.
13:40Don't call your car her.
13:41You know, it creeps me out.
13:44Why contact is in the first place?
13:46It's been 20 years.
13:4820 years.
13:49And we never once reached out to her.
13:50Not once.
13:51Well, she moved away.
13:52We lost contact.
13:53That suited us, didn't it?
13:55I put a deposit down in those dresses I told you about.
13:58What?
13:58I'm not having bridesmaids.
13:59I don't want bridesmaids, Robin.
14:01I don't want bridesmaids, Saoirse.
14:03What kind of weirdo doesn't have bridesmaids?
14:06I just want a simple, straightforward, low-key...
14:09Shite wedding.
14:10Is this not supposed to be my day?
14:12No.
14:13No?
14:13Let me get one thing clear, okay?
14:16Myself and Dara here are going to be walking down the aisle behind you wearing matching frocks,
14:20with or without your consent.
14:23What was that?
14:24I don't know.
14:25They filled the tank up.
14:27I want diesel or anything.
14:30Diesel.
14:36I am so sorry, Robin.
14:39I thought you said petrol.
14:40I could have sworn you said petrol.
14:41Why would I have said petrol when the thing runs on diesel?
14:44It's an easy mistake to me.
14:45How would you know you've never so much as had a driving lesson?
14:48I live in London.
14:48You don't live in London.
14:50He's no.
14:50I do live in London.
14:51You work in Belfast.
14:52Your TV film is made in Belfast.
14:55You're in Belfast about eight months of the year.
14:57Six, seven, and a bunch.
14:58Why can't you just admit to the fact that you live in Belfast?
15:00Because then I'd be somebody who lives in Belfast.
15:02Not that there's anything wrong with that.
15:05Oh, Christ.
15:05Where is this guy?
15:07He's getting late.
15:08What if he doesn't come?
15:09What if nobody comes?
15:11What if we die out here?
15:12We're not going to die out here.
15:13Well, I hope for your sake that we don't.
15:15Because when they discover the bodies,
15:16they're going to have to record the fact that you're wearing pyjamas,
15:18and that's fucking mortifying.
15:20They're not pyj...
15:24Oh, thank God.
15:26About time.
15:41Good evening, ladies.
15:43No, not really.
15:44What's happened here, then?
15:46Right, well, what happened here is Dara.
15:48This is Dara.
15:49She was supposed to put diesel in the wee hole thing,
15:52but she accidentally put petrol in the wee hole thing in the car.
15:55Didn't enjoy that.
15:56No, well, it wasn't.
15:58Christ, it's Jim.
15:59It's all I need.
16:00Hello, love.
16:01Yeah, all good here.
16:02I'm going to sit in the car.
16:04Let's have a look, then.
16:07You girls from Belfast?
16:10It's been a long time since we were girls.
16:12Oh, come on now.
16:14But we were from Belfast, yes.
16:15Right.
16:18What?
16:18Well, it's not like you lot to waste petrol.
16:21Oh, I see.
16:22A rioting joke.
16:23Very good.
16:25Very retro interesting, considering you're, what, 12?
16:29I'm 26.
16:30Right.
16:31Such a great accent.
16:34Are you serious?
16:36No one's ever said that before.
16:37No one's ever thought that before.
16:39I love it.
16:40Sounds hard to dangerous.
16:42It's a good thing.
16:44Can be.
16:45No.
16:46And look, there's a pile of stuff at the foot of the stairs.
16:49I haven't left it there for decoration purposes.
16:51You know, it's not like a piece of modern art I'm working on.
16:54It's a pile of everyone's shit that I won't put away.
16:57Okay?
16:58Bye.
16:58Bye-bye-bye.
16:59Love you.
17:00Will?
17:01You started the engine, so it's been contaminated.
17:03The entire fuel system needs changed.
17:05How long will that take?
17:06Hard to say.
17:07Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
17:08I'll pay for it.
17:09You're not paying for it, Dara.
17:11I am.
17:11You're not.
17:12I am.
17:13You're not.
17:13It's fine.
17:14It's not.
17:14It is.
17:15It's not.
17:16Christ.
17:18Fucking freezing.
17:20Uh, I take it you'll be needing a lift.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Yeah.
17:52There's something sort of creepy about this place, isn't there?
17:55Not when you live here.
17:56Oh, no, I didn't mean, like, bad creepy.
17:59Ah, you meant the other creepy.
18:01Like, the goat creepy.
18:02Atmospheric creepy.
18:04You know, like, sort of spooky, but not necessarily.
18:06Stop talking.
18:07You might know her friend.
18:08She lives in Oktara.
18:09I actually moved here quite recently.
18:11Well, she lived in Oktara prior to her becoming dead, which she now is, unfortunately.
18:16Greta Heaney?
18:18Not Greta, her own name.
18:19Uh-huh.
18:19Yeah.
18:20Heaney with her maiden name.
18:22We're here for her week.
18:23Her husband, Owen, he's me boss.
18:26God, I am so sorry.
18:30Jesus, it was terrible.
18:32What happened?
18:34What did happen?
18:36You don't know.
18:38Oh, God, I fell down the stairs, the poor thing.
18:41God rest her soul.
18:42There was drink taken, I do believe.
18:44Perhaps she had a problem on that front.
18:46Who knows?
18:47Manny's a devil does.
18:48Oh, it's no age to die.
18:50No age to die at all.
18:52Newspaper?
18:54Their house, is it walking distance?
18:56It's a couple of miles outside the village.
18:58Turn right at the end of this road.
19:00Straight on until you reach the bookies.
19:02Take a left, a right.
19:03A left that sort of feels like a right.
19:05Directly opposite you, there's a field.
19:07Look for a scarecrow with one arm.
19:09Dressed a bit like...
19:10Could you maybe just call us a cab?
19:12I can see how Pat's fixed.
19:15But I'll make no promises.
19:17For he's normally flat out on a Friday night.
19:19Pat?
19:19He'd be the taxi driver here in Oktara.
19:21Taxi driver?
19:22Singular?
19:23That's right.
19:23Fantastic.
19:24Would you not head in the morning, girls?
19:26Settle yourselves here.
19:27Have a bite to eat.
19:28Good night's sleep.
19:29The car might be fixed.
19:31What do you think?
19:32It makes sense.
19:33Right stuff.
19:35You take it, the spa's closed.
19:36It is indeed.
19:37Since 2016, if I remember rightly.
19:39What?
19:40Turned it into a soft play area.
19:42A soft play area?
19:43The mammies need somewhere to dump the kids while they're getting themselves pampered.
19:46Not if there's no spa they don't.
19:48Oh, sure, isn't it only desperate.
19:50We didn't think it through at all.
19:52Come here to me.
19:53It's a bit of entertainment, you're after.
19:57We do a different theme every month.
19:59The young ones come from Letter, Kenny and Donegal, town by the busload.
20:02Mad crack all together.
20:04Great.
20:06Nothing like throwing a few shapes while reminiscing about your dead friend.
20:09Good woman yourself.
20:11I'm not being unromantic.
20:13We're working together, baby.
20:15They're breathing down my neck for the new draughts.
20:17Except, I think, considering what's happened.
20:20What do you mean, what's happened?
20:21Did you not read my mess?
20:23I didn't actually send it.
20:25What's going on?
20:27Oh, it's grand.
20:28My friend died.
20:29Christ.
20:30Who?
20:30Not Robin?
20:31No.
20:31Dara?
20:32No.
20:33They're both here and very much alive.
20:35A girl we went to school with.
20:38Oh, okay.
20:38We hadn't seen her in any age.
20:40Thought we should pay her respects or whatever.
20:42I'm going to be in Donegal for a few days.
20:44Donegal?
20:45I could have come with you.
20:47You don't like dead bodies, Seb.
20:48Who likes dead bodies?
20:50Yeah, but the scripts, they're coming.
20:53And, okay, you spoke to Marnie.
20:54How was she?
20:55She fell down the stairs.
20:56Marnie did?
20:57Oh, no.
20:57What?
20:58No.
20:58I wish.
20:59My friend, that's how she died.
21:00Oh, that's awful.
21:02Yeah.
21:03Even if you are close, that's rough.
21:04He said we weren't close.
21:06We were very close.
21:08Once.
21:13Oh!
21:41Hello?
21:46Hello?
21:48Hello?
21:48Oh!
21:56Oh!
22:25I'm going to tell you the secretion.
22:31Oh, my God, I remember when this was taken.
22:34It was sports day, wasn't it?
22:37Well, we haven't even looked yet.
22:39We'll let you know when we've decided.
22:41I'll be right over there, on the edge of my seat.
22:44No, wait, we should order drinks at least.
22:47Oh, Christ, I'm doing this one-year-no-beer thing.
22:50So boring.
22:51You're not drinking?
22:52For a year?
22:53I'm not drinking beer.
22:54I'll have wine or whatever.
22:57I'll have a bottle of this one.
22:59Fine.
23:01Aren't any gall people supposed to be friendly?
23:03Is that not their thing?
23:04Have you seen this?
23:08Oh, God.
23:09Maybe we could put it in the coffin.
23:11That's a lovely idea.
23:12Is it?
23:13Just to let her know we're thinking about her.
23:14She's dead.
23:16I mean, let's be honest.
23:17Greta we knew died back then.
23:19All these girls did.
23:20What are you on about?
23:21Those 20 years, they happened and they changed us.
23:26Close enough.
23:27Who would like to try?
23:32That'll be grand.
23:33But this Greta, she became a whole different person.
23:38A person we know fuck all about.
23:41Sir, are you all right?
23:43It falls down a flight of stairs.
23:46Dither death.
23:47Who does that?
23:47What do you mean?
23:48It just seems so fucking avoidable.
23:50Well, there's no good way to die at 38.
23:52I feel like there's bad ways, though.
23:54And falling down the stairs might be in the top three.
23:57Well, that's not in my top three.
23:58Right.
23:59Don't even think it's in my top ten.
24:01Good to know.
24:01What are you saying?
24:02I just keep thinking about the paths we take in life
24:04and the shifts in our direction of travel.
24:06Because those shifts, they happen so subtly, so gradually.
24:08What percentage is that?
24:09What if what happened hadn't happened and we hadn't fallen out?
24:12If we were still friends,
24:13would that have influenced our life, our choices?
24:16Would it have changed her direction of travel ever so slightly?
24:18So she didn't die.
24:20Yes.
24:20No.
24:21That's not how it works.
24:23Exactly.
24:24We have no control over God's plans.
24:26Well, I wouldn't go that far, Sister Mary Clarence.
24:30Yeah, maybe you're right.
24:31Maybe it wouldn't have made a difference.
24:33And maybe putting a photo in her dead hands
24:35will make us feel better about everything.
24:37It was just an idea.
24:38I know, smoke.
24:50Hey.
24:53Yes, you were a mechanic earlier, now you're a cop.
24:56When do you do the rest of the village people?
24:58It's the family business, the garage.
25:00My uncle owns it.
25:01He doesn't keep well, so I help him out a bit.
25:03That's why I moved here, actually.
25:05Suites you.
25:10So, it's all sorted.
25:11Oh, thanks.
25:12You, thank you.
25:13How was the week?
25:14We are going to go first thing instead.
25:16Right.
25:17I should probably have myself at some point.
25:19When you said your boss was Greta's husband, to take it, that means he's a guard rather
25:23than a mechanic.
25:24But you never met him?
25:25No.
25:26Greta and us, we were sort of, um, we were estranged.
25:31I see.
25:32What's he like?
25:33Oh, and he seems well liked.
25:35He's quiet.
25:36Private.
25:38Did you know Greta?
25:40Yeah, I met her once.
25:47You're not too bothered by the odd awkward silences, are you?
25:50Is that one of your interrogation techniques?
25:52There's not much call for interrogation around these parts, and I don't think it's awkward.
25:55It is.
25:56Really?
25:56Absolutely.
25:57Should I say something else?
25:58Please.
25:58Why aren't you wearing your ring?
26:00Oh, shit.
26:04I'm forever doing that.
26:07The, I, I, uh, not really a big jewelry person.
26:11It takes a bit of getting used to.
26:18Where's she go?
26:19Yep.
26:27Baby, you're all that I want when you're lying here in my eyes.
26:34I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven.
26:48What's this?
26:50The bell.
26:53Not letting us off the hook there, then?
26:56Your accent's not that sexy.
27:14I had that top.
27:15And those jeans.
27:17And that bandana.
27:18I still wear that hoodie.
27:20Have it with me.
27:21Well, you could be right back there.
27:25I think about that party sometimes.
27:28There was a party that night.
27:31Here, remember those, uh, 70s nights at the limelight?
27:34Try not to.
27:35Uh, one time, me, her, and Greta.
27:37I don't know where you were.
27:37Choir practice, probably.
27:39No way.
27:39I was always at choir practice.
27:41We go to the 70s disco anyway, and I'm wearing these tight purple flirts with massive turnips.
27:47Remember this?
27:47Yep.
27:47And David Ryan was there, who obviously is riding Belfast.
27:50Not anymore.
27:51God bless him.
27:52Uh, anyway, so I'm on the dance floor smoking a cigarette.
27:54Inside.
27:55Good day.
27:55And I see David looking over at me.
27:57Now, by this stage, I've had a couple of O'Gartney breezers, so I am feeling fly.
28:01And I flick my cigarette away, all dramatic, and walk straight up to him and say,
28:05like, all right, David, and he goes, you're smoking, so I'm like, excellent, and he goes,
28:10no, you're smoking, like there's smoke coming off you, and I look down, and sure enough,
28:15my leg is all fine.
28:16Come on.
28:17I'm going to put the cigarettes, turn it up for first.
28:20This is what I'm going to put my hands on these, you know, I'm sort of patting my leg,
28:24trying to put it out.
28:31Christ, but we were agents.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Shit.
28:34Where's that wee bitch?
28:36I'll just go over.
28:39Excuse me.
28:41I can't believe I've never heard that before.
28:42Excuse me.
28:43Well, she's definitely told it before, more than once.
28:45I mean, it's not what happened.
28:48I did the thing with the cigarette.
28:50I almost set fire to a pair of jeans.
28:52Robin was there, David Ryan wasn't, and it wasn't a 70s disco, that was a different night,
28:55a different story.
28:56She's, uh, she's got mixed up somewhere down the line.
29:00And you haven't said anything.
29:01Oh, it's funny the way she tells it.
29:03Here's no fucking mad the way we edit our memories like that.
29:06I mean, we don't even know we're doing it, but we're building these versions of events
29:09that suit us that don't challenge who we think we are.
29:13Well, that's all a bit over my head.
29:16But I don't think that's true.
29:18Saoirse, it happened.
29:19It's not the time.
29:20It did happen.
29:22And it's the real reason we're here.
29:24When I got that email, my first thought was, after all these years, she's still talking
29:31about us.
29:31And I was worried.
29:33Dara, I was worried about what she might have said.
29:35You are too.
29:36So's Robin.
29:37No, we haven't come to pay our respects.
29:40We've come to make sure she didn't tell anyone.
29:43So we can all keep pretending.
29:46But it did happen.
29:48You.
29:49Right.
29:50This is the last.
29:51We've got to go to a wake, first thing.
29:54We cannot, under any circumstances, get hammered the night.
29:58We've got to go to a wake, first thing.
30:28We've got to hang on us.
30:29We can be envious.
30:31I don't know why they hate on us.
30:32The style so fabulous.
30:34I'm going to be real on us.
30:36Nobody got nothing on us.
30:37Because we all on us from London back down to the US.
30:40We rock in that campaign.
30:42It's not even if I rock.
30:44Just confess it.
31:15And only half of this is everything, everything you are, and all you love the most.
31:30So even if I showed you everything, every fear and every scar,
31:47maybe try to outrun all of them, we're still out here on foot, so we won't get far.
32:03Oh, fuck me.
32:04My skin hurts.
32:05This is bad.
32:06This is bad.
32:06My eyes feel dry.
32:07I have dry eyes.
32:08Is that normal?
32:09I can't do this.
32:10You have to.
32:10Can't be good.
32:11I mean, did I drive here because I can't fully remember?
32:14Let's just focus one thing at a time.
32:16One thing at a time.
32:17This size of this place.
32:18How much do guards earn these days?
32:20What?
32:20The husband of the dead.
32:22One of her dead friend of the dead friend.
32:23A granna?
32:24He's a guard, yeah.
32:25Who told you that?
32:26The man from the village people.
32:28Oh, Jesus Christ.
32:29I'm going to be sick.
32:31No, it's grand.
32:32It's grand.
32:32I'm grand.
32:33It's fine.
32:34Oh, God.
32:40Is anybody coming?
32:42How would I know?
32:43Oh, it's open.
33:01Hello?
33:05Why, this place is really creepy.
33:17Hello?
33:21Hello?
33:21Is anyone home?
33:25Hello?
33:27Excuse me.
33:34What's going on?
33:35Where is everyone?
33:37I don't know.
33:38What shall we do?
33:39But don't look at me.
33:56We could come back.
33:58Come on, Mike.
34:00This place is freaking me the fuck out.
34:03I'm very sorry to hear that, Robin.
34:07Jesus.
34:08This is who they?
34:10Long time, girls.
34:18Well, you three haven't changed a bit, half the man.
34:20That's a good thing, is it?
34:21Change is essential.
34:23That's very true, Mrs. Margo.
34:25Mrs. Ma'am.
34:25Mrs. Heaney.
34:26Always getting your mother in the trouble this lot.
34:29Yeah.
34:29You were always grassing her up.
34:31Sure, what are we brothers for?
34:32We're just so very, very sorry.
34:35This is awful.
34:37You were close, then?
34:40You and my wife?
34:41When we were younger, yes.
34:43We lost touch when we left school.
34:45I think Greta simply outgrew them.
34:47Okey-dokey.
34:48I don't remember her ever mentioning you.
34:52Oh.
34:54Well, it was just, well, it was Gay that reached out to us.
34:59Gay?
35:00Your sister.
35:06My sister reached out to you?
35:08Mm-hmm.
35:09Yeah, she, um, she emailed us.
35:13I see.
35:17So, we thought we'd come and pay our respects.
35:25And say how incredibly sorry.
35:28Sorry.
35:34Bon voyage.
35:43What a lovely sentiment.
35:48We had to have a closed casket.
35:51I'm not sure if you heard what happened, but, um...
35:55How did it happen?
35:57That's what I don't understand.
35:59Well, she'd been sleepwalking.
36:01At least that seems the most likely explanation.
36:05You remember how bad she was?
36:07I'm sure.
36:17And then, uh, I'll leave you to it.
36:24You both okay?
36:25No.
36:26Obviously not.
36:27Right.
36:27I forgot how intense her mum was.
36:29Her brother's not exactly a walk in the park, either.
36:31Why is there nobody else here?
36:33You never get a crowd for a closed casket.
36:35This is all very weird.
36:36This feels weird.
36:37Is it weird?
36:38I mean, I can't tell what's weird and what's hangover.
36:40I don't understand.
36:41We were fine when we woke up.
36:43We were still drunk.
36:44We were still drunk.
36:50What do we do now, eh?
36:52Should we say a wee prayer?
36:53Wise up.
36:54Can I get you a cup of tea?
36:55I don't know.
36:58Shoulder.
37:01Oh, Jesus.
37:02What?
37:04I am going to throw this down.
37:05Don't do it in here.
37:08I'm sorry.
37:09Excuse me.
37:10It was wrong.
37:12What Daddy said.
37:14Sorry?
37:16She did talk about you.
37:18At least to me, she did.
37:20She talked about you all the time.
37:23The four of you, the friendship.
37:26She said it was the best time of her life.
37:39What do you have to do?
37:40What do you have to do?
38:14Oh, my God.
38:21Up crowd. Up crowd.
38:26Oh, Christ.
38:32Can I tell you a secret?
38:35A secret.
38:55My father doesn't have a sister.
38:58What?
39:01I don't have an aunt, kid.
39:05Christ.
39:08Shit, boss.
39:10Oh, shit.
39:11Fuck.
39:12Fuck.
39:25What the hell are you doing?
39:28Let's get you out of here.
39:29But, Granny...
39:30Come on now.
39:31I'm so sorry.
39:32I was just trying to put a photograph into...
39:34Help me with this.
39:36I just...
39:37I just prized it open just a little bit.
39:39Just a crack.
39:40Just enough so I could...
39:42A photograph?
39:44We should leave.
39:46No.
39:48Wait.
39:49Wait!
39:53What's going on?
39:54I don't know.
39:56It was just a mistake.
40:01It's fine.
40:02You don't have to leave.
40:04Oh, thanks.
40:04But it's a long drive, so...
40:06And I have a cat.
40:08Is she having to manage her tea?
40:11I made a lemon drizzle cake.
40:13Well, we don't like lemon drizzle cake, so...
40:15Stay.
40:18Please.
40:19I won't take no for an answer.
40:22Sorry.
40:24I won't take no for an answer.
40:30No!
40:30It's open!
40:31It's open!
40:32It's open!
40:41It's open!
40:42What is it?
40:43Just go.
40:43Just go.
40:44Just start the car.
40:46Jesus Christ!
40:47What are we doing?
40:48What's going on?
40:50Just drag!
40:51Go!
40:51Go!
40:52Go!
40:52Go!
40:52Go!
40:52The whole thing is mad.
40:54Oh, you don't even have a cat.
40:55That's true.
40:56Well, you like lemon drizzle cake.
40:59I have seen you eating lemon drizzle cake.
41:01Well, it's not my favorite.
41:03If I had to break a favorite, it would be Red Bell.
41:05You're so good now, but I'm so good to stop.
41:08Don't stop, don't stop the beat.
41:09I can't stop it.
41:10I can't stop the beat.
41:21I can't stop the beat.
41:22I can't stop the beat.
41:32It's not her.
41:38What?
41:39in the coffin it's not Greta
41:40what do you mean it's not Greta
41:42what do you mean what do I mean
41:43it's not her
41:45then who is it I don't know
41:49what
41:50what did she learn to try to get this
41:51she's going to run
41:54the woman who sent us the email
41:55she doesn't exist
41:57what that's what the girl said
42:02fucking hell
42:10I still dream about that night sometimes
42:14I still dream about them
42:17because they were there
42:21we did everything together back then
42:24the four of us
42:27separate
42:29but inseparable
43:08I still dream about it
43:09I still dream about it
43:57Saperish, but inseparable.
44:13Saperish, but inseparable.
45:08Saperish, but inseparable.
45:30Saperish, but inseparable.
45:39Saperish, but inseparable.
46:10Saperish, but inseparable.
46:11Saperish, but inseparable.
46:13Saperish, but inseparable.
46:15Saperish, but inseparable.
46:18Saperish, but inseparable.
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