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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 07: The Talent Show Motion
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00:00MUSIC
00:18From this broken world we live in
00:22Need to stay and stand the love we know
00:26What we know
00:29What we know
00:32What we know
00:35What we know
00:37What are you on about?
00:39It's like a cat thing or something
00:41I need a rewind
00:44NOW
00:47BIG MATCH COMING UP
00:48I'm feeling good about it but I'm not the only one
00:50Go Vipers
00:51Thanks coach
00:53Nice poster
00:54What that whole thing
00:56Good luck on the match on Friday
00:57It's a must win right?
00:59Well yeah
00:59But when you're as good as us
01:00You don't need luck
01:01Those bears are going down
01:13Why are Jess's Cobras still training?
01:16They're in the league below us but
01:18They've improved
01:22Wow
01:22You're not completely embarrassingly awful anymore
01:26Now get off
01:28It's 12.30 which means
01:30It's time for our training session
01:33Oh I'm sorry
01:34Did we go a minute over?
01:39We'll go
01:40Unless we could help you train
01:42Maybe a little practice match
01:45A practice session you say?
01:48Interesting
01:50Oh what are you doing?
01:52Get off
01:53Stop resisting
01:55What are you doing?
01:59Okay what are you doing?
02:01Saving ourselves
02:02We know you
02:03You were 100% going to agree to that practice match
02:06And then bet all our cash
02:07Or
02:07Gym
02:08On the result
02:08Or something important
02:10Like my shoe collection
02:12Why are you assuming we'd lose?
02:14We've lost our last two matches
02:16Yeah
02:16But only just
02:17Statistically speaking we're almost definitely
02:20On a losing streak
02:21I feel really sick
02:23And I'm shaking
02:24And everyone just keeps wishing us good luck against the Bears on Friday
02:28It's like they know we'll need it
02:30Aoife
02:30Wow
02:31Guys
02:32Woman up
02:33Yeah
02:33We've lost a few matches recently
02:35But we're still in the top half of our league
02:38But the Cobras are winning theirs
02:41All that's happened here
02:42Is you've lost your confidence
02:44And smashing the Cobras
02:46Who are the league below us remember?
02:47It's just what we need
02:49To bring ourselves back up
02:50Before our match against the Bears on Friday
02:54Oh my days
02:56She's like a meerkat
02:59A vicious, glossy meerkat
03:01So, about that match
03:02We on?
03:12Well
03:13Jessica
03:15Wow
03:15My heart's still really going
03:17And my hands are quite sweaty too
03:20And my legs
03:21They're shaking
03:24Lost our last two matches
03:26Losing streak
03:28Definitely
03:29I feel sick
03:30Shaking
03:32Must win
03:36No actually
03:38We can't
03:40What is happening to me
03:42It's happened to me too
03:44No
03:44I've
03:45I've
03:46I've
03:46I've lost my confidence
03:50Oh
03:51We need to find something to do
03:54100%
03:55I am
03:56Bored
03:57Only boring people get bored
03:58Is what my mum says
04:01And she is clearly
04:02Very wrong
04:03Very wrong
04:04You boy
04:05Ben
04:06I just had a call
04:07Stupid plumber has flooded my house
04:09Something to do with a backup of rose petals
04:11Anyway, I need to get home
04:12And I'll be gone for a couple of days
04:13Tell the office
04:14Yes uncle
04:15Of course uncle
04:17But
04:17Before we do any of that
04:19Anybody want a
04:20Sneaky bugger around the head's office
04:22I mean
04:22No one is not coming back to a bus
04:24Does
04:25Oh dear me
04:26No
04:27Get in
04:30Next
04:31Burger please
04:33Oh wait
04:34I don't think I should have a burger
04:37Why is that?
04:38Cause
04:38We're not good enough
04:39And
04:40We don't deserve nice things
04:42That's it
04:47Sprout curry then
04:49Are you sure?
04:50It's horrible
04:51Sounds about right
05:08Yes
05:08Comfy chair
05:11Oh
05:12Dartboard
05:12Nice
05:14Bit of an expert with the old arrows
05:34Yeah
05:34I'd like to see you do that
05:37Angel
05:38Aw
05:39Holt's really gotten behind on his paperwork
05:42Oh is this a dream?
05:44There's got to be more we can do with it
05:46Like what?
05:48Well I don't know do I?
05:50Look
05:50I do the big ideas
05:51Like bringing us here in the first place
05:54I don't do boring little details
05:58Do you think these are ordered in date of receipt or?
06:02Oh
06:02Er
06:03Right
06:05Well
06:06Theoretically
06:07If no one knows
06:08Holt's left
06:09We could hide out in here
06:11And be in charge of the school
06:12Until he gets back
06:13But
06:13That is very
06:14It's all up
06:15It's now
06:21Move it lanky
06:27Jessica just called me lanky
06:29Jessica just called me lanky
06:31She's so cool
06:34What did I just say?
06:38Shaking is just so unshique
06:41All these nines
06:42They're clearly
06:43They're clearly just sympathy marks
06:46Guys
06:47We're losing everything that makes us us
06:50We have to do something
06:52Maybe
06:53If you don't get our swag back
06:54Then the bears will trounce us on Friday
06:59This is Mr. Holt
07:00This is Mr. Holt
07:01Connor, Clangor and Ben
07:03Are excused from all lessons for the rest of the week, yeah?
07:06As they are helping me with important
07:09Totally cool school business
07:13Roger
07:14Roger
07:15Or Rover
07:16Or
07:17Whatever
07:202,000 paperclips
07:22He's got me
07:232,000 paperclips for my birthday
07:27Lol
07:28Sucks to be you
07:29I think you'll find that's awesome, actually
07:31Yeah, I'm a
07:32Big paperclip guy
07:34Yeah, 100%
07:36It's a great gift
07:37Some of these reports are doing tomorrow
07:38Maybe if I just
07:40Highlight the most urgent things
07:42Pale pink for staff evaluation
07:45Pastel yellow for governor's reports
07:48Red for total spanners
07:51Will you two get involved?
07:53Announce some new school rules
07:55No chance
07:56There's already too many
07:57Baby blue
07:58Serious disciplinary breaches here already
08:01Well, I've got some
08:02Yes, mate
08:03Okay, just
08:04Keep the noise down
08:05I've got a hell of a lot to do here
08:07Slime green for escaped children
08:09Alright
08:10Listen up
08:11Tomorrow will now be
08:13Bring your hamster to school day
08:14And I'll also be
08:16Introducing
08:16Wrestling
08:17Shut up
08:18The talent show
08:19Over
08:20My hamster escaped
08:23Probably couldn't stand living with someone so much more dumber than he was
08:29Okay, we need to do something
08:32And I think I know someone who can help
08:34Probably
08:37Lovey, I'm not sure there's any quick fix for building people's confidence back up
08:42I think it's quite a slow process
08:44But I don't have time to do this properly
08:47We're broken and our match against the Bears is this Friday
08:52Oh
08:53Ooh
08:53Get more confident now
08:55Oh no, not that one
08:56Or else
08:57Now we're talking
09:10We just shouldn't play
09:12At least that way no one will see us lose
09:15This is gonna fix you
09:17This is gonna fix you
09:17I'm confident it'll work
09:18And I can say that because
09:20I've read it
09:21Check it out
09:24Mermaid leggings
09:25Only an extremely confident person
09:27Would be able to wear these
09:30There's also a whole chapter
09:32On the power of shiny clothes
09:36Luxury silver llama does give me life
09:39Other chapters include
09:40Wearing shoulder pads in your armpits
09:43They help absorb nervous sweat
09:46And make you look extremely confident in a power pose
09:54Corridors
09:54Own them
09:56And never ever move out the way for anyone
10:00Forms of a dress
10:01Always use
10:02Bruh
10:03And most importantly
10:05Criticism
10:06Reject any doubt or negativity as jealousy
10:10I dunno
10:11Oh my days are
10:13Can you be any more jealous?
10:15Bruh
10:18Oh
10:19I feel better
10:20I do
10:21Okay
10:22Let's
10:23Give it a try
10:24This is gonna be epic
10:28Never underestimate the power of shiny clothes
10:31To increase confidence
10:33Sarah
10:41You just can't handle my flame miss
10:43Stop trying to bring me down
10:46Bruh
10:53Express your confidence by never ever moving out the way for anyone
11:13Whenever your confidence abandons you wear armpit shoulder pads to absorb the nervous sweat
11:19Where are my armpit shoulder pads?
11:28Whoop
11:29Whoop
11:30Whoop
11:34Whoop
11:35Whoop
11:38Whoop
11:38Whoop
11:40Is that my science project?
11:42It's just a clock
11:45You're welcome.
11:53I'm trying to work.
11:54Ten four to me. You've got to up your game.
11:57Oh, I will, mate.
12:00Watch this.
12:14Will you stop this from trying to concentrate?
12:18Dinner lady evaluations are due this afternoon.
12:23A teacher? The door's locked.
12:26Is Mr. T?
12:28Yes? Mr. Holt?
12:32Um, this is he. Shout through.
12:35It's something new I'm trying to improve staff confidence.
12:42Do you have time to...
12:46I actually can't hear you.
12:50Have you got time to...
12:52Shh! Find your voice. Come on.
12:54Have you got time to meet Connor and Aoife's mother this afternoon?
12:58That's much better. You've found your voice. Keep it up now.
13:03Yes! Proud of you.
13:05Uh, uh, no. Absolutely not.
13:08I am a very busy adult man.
13:14That's fine. Tell her two o'clock.
13:17Yes, headteacher!
13:23What are you playing at?
13:25How are we going to have a meeting without getting busted?
13:27I don't know, but if my mum wants to talk to my headteacher,
13:30I have to know what it's about.
13:33We are so confident right now.
13:36I feel like we could do anything.
13:38Yes!
13:38Like entering the school talent show?
13:40Yes!
13:40Yes!
13:41I could sing!
13:45Weren't you banned from singing at your last school?
13:48Because people were violently, physically sick.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Haters!
13:54Trying to dim my shine.
13:56What do you want?
13:57Yes! Go, Eater!
13:59Yeah!
13:59Yes! Go, Eater!
14:00Press yourself!
14:02This is going to rock!
14:08Might be practised.
14:09Mr Hull, thanks so much for...
14:12Oh, you've...
14:14There's a...
14:15You've got a cat on your face.
14:18Yes, it got stuck there.
14:20I'm terrible with this newfangled technology.
14:23I'd rather devote my energy to teaching and discipline.
14:27Mmm.
14:28Right.
14:29Yeah?
14:29Ask what you want.
14:30What do you want, then?
14:31A date?
14:33Um, no.
14:35Thanks.
14:37It's...
14:38It's my two.
14:39I think the pressure of school might be getting to them.
14:42Aoife's always been so confident,
14:44but now she seems really shaken.
14:46Oh, boo-hoo!
14:50Sorry?
14:53That's awful.
14:54Go on.
14:55And Connor's been up so late working.
14:58He's a...
14:59Diligent, handsome lad.
15:02But what can I do about it?
15:04If there's a chance,
15:05maybe get them to lighten up a bit?
15:07Remind them that they're brilliant
15:09and that everyone needs to have fun now and then.
15:12OK, great. Will do. Bye!
15:15Bye.
15:17Do you hear that, con-snort?
15:19You said we need to have fun.
15:21And I completely agree.
15:23If I can find room in an incredibly packed schedule.
15:28Oh!
15:30You're all entering the school talent contest.
15:34That's brilliant.
15:35What are you going to do?
15:36I'm going to do a stand-up comedy act.
15:38Brilliant. Have you done that before?
15:40Nah, but how hard can it be?
15:42I'm doing a karate demo.
15:44Oh, I didn't know you knew karate.
15:47I don't.
15:48Bagpipes.
15:49Literally touching them for the first time on stage.
15:52Exciting.
15:53Right.
15:54Are you entering, Aoife?
15:56Yeah, bruh.
15:57What are you going to...
15:58Send the calls!
16:00Send the calls!
16:01After what happened at St Joseph's?
16:04Yeah.
16:04It's going to be a maze.
16:05And then we're going to play against the Bears and I absolutely smash them!
16:10This is all my fault, Mr Holt.
16:13Must...
16:15OK.
16:16Listen, girls.
16:17Do you think maybe you're being a bit overconfident?
16:20Is that even a thing?
16:21Yeah.
16:22And actually, it can be worse than being underconfident.
16:26Nerves aren't a bad thing.
16:28They just mean you care.
16:30That you want to win.
16:31But losing all doubt can lead to disaster.
16:35As I know, after two boxer-sized classes led to me signing up for a bout against an actual giant.
16:43We reconstructed surgeries.
16:46Ha!
16:47Hey, guys, don't listen to her.
16:48Aoife!
16:49Nothing's going to stop us from performing on stage in front of everyone in school.
16:53So, back off, jellyfish.
16:56Let's go!
17:05Hello, Midvale.
17:08Oh, er, hello, Aoife's mum.
17:11You haven't reconsidered that date, have you?
17:15Oh, great.
17:16What can I do for you?
17:20Sing?
17:21She can't.
17:22Not after St Joseph's.
17:24Er, how'd I hear about that?
17:25Er, everyone heard about that.
17:29Er, but no, I totally agree.
17:31She completely embarrassed herself.
17:33I'll see what I can do.
17:34Okay.
17:35Na-na.
17:36Na.
17:37Na-na.
17:37Love you.
17:55School talent show cancelled.
17:58What?
17:59Deprived this lot of the chance to see me unleash Eve with a diva?
18:04Doesn't quite rhyme, but we're just going to go with it.
18:09This talent contest is happening.
18:12Mm-hmm.
18:15Yes.
18:15Should we just go, Celeste?
18:18Yeah.
18:18Triple geography.
18:19Or listen to Connor bore on about safeguarding.
18:22Tough choice.
18:24Good morning.
18:26Who wants to have some fun?
18:28Maybe?
18:31Hello.
18:32This is Mr Holt.
18:34I would like to order three large pepperoni pizzas for immediate delivery, please.
18:40And charge it to my account.
18:43Yes!
18:46Talent show now!
18:48Ask me how.
18:50Can Sir Holt not the talent show?
18:53What?
18:55Aoife, is there any chance the cancellation might be a good thing?
18:59What?
19:00It's just, we've been thinking about what your mum said.
19:03Maybe we shouldn't perform things we haven't tried before.
19:05Things some of us have actually been told we're really bad at.
19:10St. Joseph's.
19:11For the first time in front of everyone.
19:14Oh, gee.
19:15Your mum's really got to them.
19:16She's showing in their confidence.
19:23I have to show them how wrong my mum is.
19:26Somehow.
19:29Hang on.
19:31I know.
19:37Hello.
19:41Excuse me.
19:42Could you just...
19:43Shut up and listen!
19:48Thanks so much.
19:51So, I'm going to sing a little song.
19:54And this one goes out to my teamies.
19:56And friends.
19:58I just hope that they can realise how insanely, amazingly awesome I am.
20:06And they are too.
20:15Of all the things we've done
20:20We'll overcome our sadness
20:23And escape from all this madness
20:26And although we feel...
20:29Well, that's how it sounded in my head.
20:33From this broken world we live in
20:37We need to say and share the love we know
20:41What we know
20:44What we know
20:48Everyone's laughing
20:50What we know
20:51So embarrassing
20:52The worst part is she's doing it for us
20:55Let's show her some support
20:58From this broken world we live in
21:02We need to say and share the love we know
21:07Say and share the love we know
21:10No
21:13crushed it okay okay ready
21:21this is mr. Holt today the timetable will be changing teachers will teach proper subjects
21:30including fire juggling I'm seeing like an absolute king
21:51please you've changed job you're going to wish I had what the hell is going on here
22:05so as you can see the vipers are back to the nervy shells they're for ourselves so I think it's
22:09time
22:10for a quick recap so I came into school like who needs luck when you're as good as us you
22:14don't
22:14need luck those bears are going down and then Jessica was like maybe a little practice match
22:20and these guys were like no what about my shoes because they'd lost their confidence
22:25and I'm shaking which I did solve we are so confident right now then my mom was like
22:30you're being a bit overconfident which turned out to be true and then there was the world's
22:35worst version of share the love we know from this broken world we live in and these guys are still
22:41saying stuff like well well I guess it's time to lose the game and would it be bad to just
22:46like it luckily they've got me guys we're so gonna win this how are you joking you guys have
22:56just embarrassed yourself in front of the entire school if you can do that then you can do this
23:02I still feel really nervous hey it's okay that's a good remember what my mom said don't be embarrassed
23:11you should use the cream and it'll go away no about nerves meaning you just want to win we just
23:17have
23:17to use them and I've heard imagining the opposition as big babies also helps let's go
23:30come on guys
23:33the ball's live
23:42I'm really nervous
24:05what are you doing
24:20I actually really like this
24:23you look amazing
24:41and together we can do anything
25:01the most horrific appalling example of delinquent behavior I you'll get sick if you eat that much no I won't
25:12I don't know if it makes you feel sick if you lot you know dismiss and your invitation for life
25:18Mr. Holt sorry to disturb I just wanted to thank you
25:24no problem coach what for
25:25my evaluation on time very pleased I think all us staff feel that the school's just been run really well
25:36lately and these new lessons well now I can emcee like an absolute king
25:48that's me G to the A to the M MC make some noise
25:56and also the change in Miss Bronte has been a joy to see
26:16perhaps you weren't as disgustingly badly behaved as
26:23so you're gonna fuck us then or what thank you oh no problem I'll settle for you just cancelling
26:31our punishment I'll think about it get out
26:34hang on what about our pepperoni supreme
26:37yeah you're always a mega deal get out get out get out get out
26:47well then Aoife thanks Jamie Aoife I hear you sang share the love we know earlier sad to have missed
26:55it
26:55mock me if you like sir but nothing's bringing me down today I'm not mocking anyone it's my favorite song
27:01particularly the very touching boyosphere version so I've arranged for you to perform this song I'm not mocking anyone I'm
27:07not mocking anyone it's my favorite song particularly the very touching boyosphere version
27:07and perform it again on Friday in assembly what no I can't oh come now girl what you need is
27:12a little bit more self-confidence where's your swag
27:29and you can do what you need is a little bit more self-confidence where you want to be
27:30dude
27:31dude
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27:35dude
27:36dude
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