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00:01:00If you want to
00:01:02You shouldn't have to think that hard
00:01:05It could be rocks and it could be blue
00:01:08It could be anything, anything
00:01:11And I heard about your vacation
00:01:15Cause I saw it on the TV station
00:01:18It came down, down, down
00:01:22Down, down, down, down
00:01:26Like a dive ball
00:01:53It comes down, down, down, down
00:01:57Like a dive ball
00:02:09Dear Boney D, here are your test results
00:02:23Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:02:27Quiet you
00:02:28Todd, you okay?
00:02:31Piece of cake
00:02:32We can do this
00:02:36All right, okay
00:02:38Let's go
00:02:39On three
00:02:40One
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00:02:46Three
00:02:57Three
00:02:57Are we happy?
00:02:58Happy
00:02:59Yes
00:03:01Favorite?
00:03:02Man, they're really silly
00:03:04I don't believe you
00:03:09Perfect score
00:03:10You got perfect scores
00:03:15I guess I test well
00:03:18Yes
00:03:21So you know what this means, don't you?
00:03:24Big screw up at SAP Central?
00:03:26Three refills?
00:03:28No
00:03:28No
00:03:28We could all be in Boston together
00:03:30Ooh
00:03:32Would you like that?
00:03:34Me and you, Boston, alone?
00:03:38Mm-hmm
00:03:40Sounds a little hectic
00:03:51How come you never return my calls?
00:03:54Okay
00:04:02All right, just close your textbooks
00:04:04Ladies and gentlemen
00:04:07Calculus is not for wimps
00:04:1028% of you did not pass the midterm
00:04:13Mr. Tafio
00:04:15Check the dust out of your skull
00:04:17Mr. Buchanan
00:04:19I've seen squirrels score higher on tests
00:04:22True story
00:04:23Mr. Faber
00:04:26Knock it off
00:04:27You're making everybody look bad
00:04:30Mr. Boomer
00:04:37You were flying high
00:04:39Did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:41Excuse me, Mr. Mueller
00:04:42Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:04:44Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:49You're going down in flames
00:04:50See me after class
00:04:53Don't forget
00:04:54Have your parents sign those
00:04:56And return them to me
00:04:57Know the drill
00:04:59Have a nice day
00:05:07You wanted to see me, Mr. Mueller?
00:05:13Oh, you can take your form back
00:05:15I won't be recommending you for Harvard
00:05:16What?
00:05:19Mr. Mueller
00:05:20It was one bad grade
00:05:2217,000 excellent students apply there every year
00:05:2486% don't get in
00:05:26You do the math
00:05:27But up until now
00:05:28I've had great grades
00:05:29Up until now
00:05:30It's been little league
00:05:33Look, I'll try harder
00:05:34I'll bring my grade up
00:05:35Yeah
00:05:36Well
00:05:37I won't hold my breath
00:05:40Close the door anyway, huh?
00:05:42I won't hold my grade
00:05:46I won't hold my grade
00:05:47I won't hold my grade
00:05:49I won't hold my grade
00:05:53I won't hold my grade
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00:05:59I won't hold my grade
00:06:00I won't hold my grade
00:06:00I won't hold my grade
00:06:00I won't hold my grade
00:06:01I won't hold my grade
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00:06:03I won't hold my grade
00:06:03I won't hold my grade
00:06:05I won't hold my grade
00:06:32Good one.
00:06:37Sorry.
00:06:39Sometimes you just gotta scream, you know?
00:06:42I know how you feel.
00:06:52Ah!
00:06:55How's that?
00:06:59Miss?
00:07:06Whoo-hoo-hoo!
00:07:08You're a moron!
00:07:09You're a moron!
00:07:14Hi, you guys!
00:07:15Isn't this great?
00:07:16Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:07:19So the rules are...
00:07:20No beer.
00:07:20No dope.
00:07:21No sex.
00:07:23You know, right, of course.
00:07:24You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:07:26Of course those are the three selling points that got us.
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:29I'm gonna go say hi to Jen.
00:07:30Remember, we must dance.
00:07:32Don't forget.
00:07:33Woo!
00:07:33I'll see you later.
00:07:34See you.
00:07:34Bye.
00:07:39You look...
00:07:41super tonight, Kim.
00:07:43Aw, thanks.
00:07:46Oh, my God!
00:07:47Brad!
00:07:47Tonya!
00:07:48Oh, my God!
00:07:50Super!
00:07:51I said super!
00:07:53Yes, you did.
00:07:54I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:56Every time I get around a girl I like, I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:08:00Tonya, Japanese.
00:08:01I think I'm Tonya, Japanese.
00:08:02I really think so.
00:08:05Tonya, Japanese.
00:08:06I think of Tonya, Japanese.
00:08:07I really think so.
00:08:09Do you want a dance?
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:11Oh, great.
00:08:13Oh, God.
00:08:25Yes!Con...
00:08:27I'm
00:08:27over here!
00:08:30I got your picture, I got your picture
00:08:33And the women are the more I'm gonna say
00:08:35I want a doctor to take a picture
00:08:37So I can look at you from inside as well
00:08:45There.
00:08:45Oh, yeah.
00:08:48Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:08:50Oh, I don't know.
00:08:52I guess to appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:58Oh, Mr. Smooth.
00:09:00Oh, let's go up to the park.
00:09:01This is what I want to show you.
00:09:03Come on.
00:09:04No, no.
00:09:04Come on.
00:09:05Don't make me.
00:09:06Oh, twist my arm.
00:09:07Oh.
00:09:14So?
00:09:15So, how about another poem?
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:19Are you still cold?
00:09:20I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:09:23Oh, no, no, no.
00:09:23This is nice.
00:09:24It's, um, I mean.
00:09:33What?
00:09:34I thought that...
00:09:36You've...
00:09:36Todd!
00:09:38I'm...
00:09:39You know...
00:09:39I'm sorry.
00:09:41Just...
00:09:42Let's go.
00:10:06I can't talk now.
00:10:08I'm being chased by a nun.
00:10:08I'm trying to...
00:10:09Go, go, go, go.
00:10:20So you're in Kirsten?
00:10:22No.
00:10:23Mission scrubbed.
00:10:25What happened?
00:10:27I pulled out a condom.
00:10:29I thought they wanted us to use condoms.
00:10:31No, I mean, I've pulled it out to her.
00:10:35There's a time limit?
00:10:38Yeah, so...
00:10:39101.7.
00:10:41Phoenix, Boston.
00:10:44Oh, yes.
00:10:45Another exciting evening in Southport.
00:10:53Did you see that?
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:55We're going back.
00:10:57Are you insane?
00:10:59Probably.
00:11:01At least we'll have something to do.
00:11:08Wow, look at that.
00:11:10Yeah, 66 Corvette Stinger.
00:11:12Oh, no.
00:11:13Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:11:17Hi, you need some help?
00:11:19You guys cool?
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:26We're cool.
00:11:27Yeah.
00:11:29Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33Hi.
00:11:34You want to hop in?
00:11:35Thanks.
00:11:38What reservoir?
00:11:40Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about?
00:12:00What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare time?
00:12:03Um, I don't know.
00:12:05I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:12:09Thanks for stopping.
00:12:11I'm Vicki.
00:12:12Hi, I'm Todd.
00:12:13This is Faber.
00:12:14Hey.
00:12:15It's got to be just about the neatest car.
00:12:20Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:12:25If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:12:28Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:12:30Wait.
00:12:31It's turning right there.
00:12:36Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:38Where are you going?
00:12:42Nowhere.
00:12:43Nowhere.
00:12:47Nowhere.
00:12:51Okay, fine.
00:12:55Okay.
00:12:57Here you are.
00:12:59Here you are.
00:13:00Thanks, Vicki.
00:13:03Nowhere.
00:13:05I'm telling you.
00:13:05I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:13:06There's something very weird going on here.
00:13:09If by weird, you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman, then yes,
00:13:12this is weird.
00:13:13Exactly.
00:13:17Well, we're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:21Oh, great.
00:13:23Excellent.
00:13:23It's not right.
00:13:23So, so, we'll have to run it.
00:13:24I can't see it.
00:13:26It's really nice.
00:13:27So, what are you guys?
00:13:28Just out cruising that night?
00:13:31Yeah, we were down at the beach.
00:13:33We were in a shindig.
00:13:34Shindig?
00:13:36shindig when did you start channeling dick clark i don't usually say shindig it's just
00:13:43he doesn't i don't think i ever said shindig he hasn't i can vouch for him
00:13:50you guys you want to uh order some food or something and we'll drive you over later
00:13:55oh um yeah yeah peggy so uh what does one do at these shindigs it's kind of been a while
00:14:08for me
00:14:09a lot of anxiety rejection it's super are you okay ice cream headache
00:14:20he gets them all the time
00:14:39sorry i just love ice cream i haven't had it in ages
00:14:45so vicky what do you do oh um i'm kind of between things right now
00:14:53music studying sculpting sculpting yeah it's uh mostly metal work kind of a hobby of mine
00:15:03cool
00:15:06yes yes he did it
00:15:12great let's go
00:15:14aww
00:15:16sorry
00:15:16and 11 cents thank you
00:15:22thanks
00:15:22shouldn't you at least like let us get the tip or something please
00:15:26if you want to uh about 275
00:15:29about 275
00:15:31ooh
00:15:32two she dusted you
00:15:35math degree university of vermont very useful
00:15:43math degree
00:15:51so do you know anything about calculus
00:15:55yeah
00:15:55yeah
00:16:00see i i taint this midterm and uh if i don't pass this course my life is basically over with
00:16:08no come on i'm sure that's not true
00:16:10oh it's true
00:16:13jeez todd i could help you with calculus
00:16:15uh sorry guys uh squirrel
00:16:34oh here he is
00:16:37you mean just to follow you or anything
00:16:40no i'm fine really
00:16:43i was really having a bad night there for a while
00:16:48but you
00:16:50you're
00:16:52anyway
00:16:54i should go
00:16:56thanks for all your help
00:16:57bye faber
00:16:59bye
00:17:01hi
00:17:01hi
00:17:13amazing
00:17:15totally amazing
00:17:21vicky
00:17:24look um about calculus
00:17:28you think i could get some help
00:17:31uh i
00:17:33please look i don't have much time left you'd be saving my life
00:17:37uh
00:17:38uh
00:17:39i'll think about it
00:17:41yeah
00:17:42great
00:17:43thanks
00:17:45oh hey uh you can call me i'm listed last name's boomer
00:17:48two hoes
00:17:51okay
00:17:51goodnight
00:17:56just be a couple minutes
00:17:59boomer with two hoes
00:18:01as in moron
00:18:02yeah as in moron
00:18:03Come on.
00:18:29Trick or treat.
00:18:31Where the hell were you?
00:18:38Come on.
00:18:51Kind of late, isn't it?
00:18:54Why are you still up?
00:18:56Not the best day of your academic career.
00:18:59Drink that's so good.
00:19:00You'll swear it's full of calories.
00:19:03I mean, I don't know what to say.
00:19:07I'm disappointed.
00:19:09I'm angry.
00:19:11And I'm sad.
00:19:13I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for
00:19:15is just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:20That is just what...
00:19:21Let me finish.
00:19:25We've worked so hard for this thing,
00:19:27and Harvard is there, you know, on a platter.
00:19:31It's just waiting for you.
00:19:32I mean, you're just... you're just blowing it.
00:19:34I know.
00:19:35That's why I should get a tutor.
00:19:36So I'm just going to...
00:19:40What did you say?
00:19:41Yeah, Dad, I got to kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:43I should get some help.
00:19:45You're... you're going to get a tutor?
00:19:48That's great.
00:19:49That is great.
00:19:51I'll help you get one.
00:19:52Oh, you know what?
00:19:52Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:56You did.
00:19:57You did.
00:20:06You did.
00:20:17I did.
00:20:18You did.
00:20:22You did.
00:20:24Hi.
00:20:26Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:29The answers to your math final are eight.
00:20:35That's my wife, punk!
00:20:55What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:58Yes, Weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:21:01Cake.
00:21:07Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:10She drives me insane.
00:21:11I'm gonna move out to that cabin and back.
00:21:14Cabin?
00:21:15Faber, that's not a cabin.
00:21:16That's a pool shed.
00:21:17You realize this?
00:21:18You'll be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:20Banana?
00:21:25So, um, have we spoken to Kirsten?
00:21:30No.
00:21:31Oh, but, uh, guess who called?
00:21:36She called.
00:21:37She called.
00:21:38Who called?
00:21:40Nobody.
00:21:48Um, I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:51Oh, yeah, me too, I'm sorry about that.
00:21:54No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:55I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:58Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:22:00Really?
00:22:02I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:08Time is good.
00:22:11But, um, hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:43Ah, well, that's the best thing for me!
00:22:58I don't know anything.
00:23:03I can do it.
00:23:04Uh-oh.
00:23:05You know what I'm doing?
00:23:09No, Ellen, I disagree.
00:23:12I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:17I'll get it. I got it.
00:23:25Hello.
00:23:27Hi. Mr. Boomer?
00:23:29Yes. Whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:35Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:39You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:41Uh-huh.
00:23:46Come here.
00:23:48Come here.
00:23:51Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:57Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:59Coming. No, hi, Todd.
00:24:00Hi.
00:24:03Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:07Sure. Great.
00:24:08Elvis?
00:24:12Well, Ellen, if you checked yourself in, you could check yourself out.
00:24:16I'll be right with you.
00:24:20Does she know anything about calculus, or are you just gonna take the 50 bucks an hour and have a
00:24:24party?
00:24:25Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:28I don't know. Here, give her a try. Go.
00:24:30All right.
00:24:35Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two just to make sure you know
00:24:39you're up on this material?
00:24:41He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:44Uh, sure.
00:24:46All right.
00:24:47Here, if 3a over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object, what equation represents its momentum?
00:24:57Oh, hold on, Ellen.
00:25:01Dad.
00:25:053 fifths times the integral of a.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15We're gonna be late for dinner.
00:25:16You guys have fun.
00:25:18I guess I was expecting someone a little more mature.
00:25:24Are you kidding? Todd is gonna work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:29Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:31For me, no. No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective. You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated, and that
00:25:38can be very appealing if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:44Aw.
00:25:45I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:51I thought we'd start off with your last test and see what went wrong.
00:25:56What are you doing?
00:25:57I'm sure I've got this right.
00:26:05I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:13I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:16Exactly.
00:26:18Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:21Oh, sure. Let's see what we have.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:25Uh, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:30Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:36Scotch would be so possible. Just one second.
00:26:40Thanks.
00:26:44So what else do you do, Todd Boomer with two O's?
00:26:48I don't know. Drawing.
00:26:52I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:55Really?
00:26:56Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:27:01No, it sounds great.
00:27:05What, I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:08Oh, no. No, stay. Please.
00:27:11Uh-huh.
00:27:13Here.
00:27:15Thanks.
00:27:23Oh, that's my meat. My meatloaf.
00:27:28Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:30Oh, no. No. I mean, I'm not even gonna eat any of it.
00:27:33I mean, there's no meat in it.
00:27:34I mean, it's just... loaf.
00:27:38No, actually. I should get home.
00:27:43What, are you really leaving?
00:27:45Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:48Uh, um...
00:27:49Well, thanks for your help.
00:27:52Sure.
00:27:54It kind of felt good to be, um...
00:27:57You know...
00:27:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:28:02So...
00:28:03Um, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter?
00:28:06All right?
00:28:17There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:20Computer.
00:28:21Tunes.
00:28:22Food.
00:28:23And women.
00:28:24Hey.
00:28:26Women will make the list someday.
00:28:28As soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:28:34So, come on. What happened?
00:28:35We did calculus.
00:28:37And that's it?
00:28:38Yeah, I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:41It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards, but it was just calculus.
00:28:44Ooh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:46Bite me.
00:28:48Paul!
00:28:49Paul, where are you?
00:28:51God!
00:28:52Please, get in here right now!
00:28:55Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool shed audio system.
00:29:01What?
00:29:02Walk me up!
00:29:03Turn back, Mr. Bronco!
00:29:05I'm alive like you now!
00:29:08I'm sorry!
00:29:09Hey!
00:29:10Get in here!
00:29:13Help!
00:29:16Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:29:20Mr. Freed, bottom feeding, again.
00:29:23Mr. Faber, smooth sailing, as always.
00:29:27Mr. Boomer, get in the wind back in your sails.
00:29:30Keep it up.
00:29:31Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:33Give me laughing gas.
00:29:36Give me Novocaine.
00:29:38Give me fast release.
00:29:41Easy plane.
00:29:43Tell me secrets past.
00:29:46Tell me something deep.
00:29:48Tell me what I ask.
00:29:51Help me sleep.
00:29:54Uh, hello?
00:29:56Vicki.
00:29:57Hey, Todd.
00:29:59Oh, hi! How are you?
00:30:01Excellent.
00:30:02Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:30:05We?
00:30:07Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:10Uh, okay.
00:30:13So, uh, think you could come by later?
00:30:17Tonight?
00:30:18Please, I'll drown without you.
00:30:20We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:23Okay, how about six?
00:30:26Great. I'll see you later.
00:30:32Hey.
00:30:33Oh, hey.
00:30:33How goes it?
00:30:34Goes good.
00:30:34Good.
00:30:36Ooh, look at that.
00:30:38So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:40Yeah, she's great.
00:30:41Yeah?
00:30:41I mean, she's actually hideous.
00:30:42She's really ugly and fat.
00:30:43You got that white foam and stuff.
00:30:45That's gross.
00:30:46But she's effective.
00:30:48Oh, well, that's how that counts.
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:49Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:52Oh, well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:54are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:56Exactly.
00:30:57Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:30:59Oh, I can't make it.
00:31:01I gotta keep cranking, you know.
00:31:05Is something wrong?
00:31:08What?
00:31:09I don't know.
00:31:10You just...
00:31:11You seem...
00:31:11You seem kind of off.
00:31:14I'm sorry.
00:31:15Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:16I promise, you know.
00:31:17It's just...
00:31:19Man with a mission.
00:31:28Yes?
00:31:32Hi.
00:31:33Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:37My parents are downstairs.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:55Hello?
00:31:56Shout ahead.
00:31:57You are...
00:31:59Not here.
00:32:00Where are you?
00:32:00It's diner night.
00:32:02Oh, sorry.
00:32:03I can't make it.
00:32:04Uh, Vicki's coming over.
00:32:05Didn't Kirsten tell you?
00:32:06She's not here.
00:32:07I guess without the main attraction.
00:32:11Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:32:13It'll be another glorious fall day for the greater Boston area.
00:32:16Mm-hmm.
00:32:17Oh, it's sitting on my head.
00:32:19Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another.
00:32:24Really?
00:32:25What do you think I should take?
00:32:25Oh, just a sec.
00:32:29Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:32Hi.
00:32:33Hey!
00:32:35There you are.
00:32:36Hi.
00:32:36Do you like hockey?
00:32:37Because there is a great game coming up.
00:32:39Bruins Leafs.
00:32:40Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:42Well, sit down.
00:32:43Sit down.
00:32:43I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:44Jack is forgetting that Vicki is here to work with Todd.
00:32:48Right.
00:32:48Right.
00:32:49Um, he's upstairs.
00:32:50Probably quieter up there.
00:32:52I'll go find him.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55That's a nice girl, huh?
00:33:05Hi.
00:33:06Is this the pool?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:09I didn't know you were coming up.
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:13Wild room.
00:33:15Uh, thanks.
00:33:16I'll just have a seat.
00:33:17I've got a chair.
00:33:23These are great.
00:33:25You did these?
00:33:27Yeah.
00:33:28You're very good.
00:33:31You like them?
00:33:32Yeah, especially this one.
00:33:38Here, take it.
00:33:40Yeah.
00:33:42Thanks.
00:33:45Thanks.
00:33:51Here's your stack favor.
00:33:54Thanks, Hank.
00:33:55You bet.
00:33:56What?
00:33:58Do you want a syrup, Bob?
00:34:01Guess who?
00:34:03Cindy Crabbis.
00:34:04You came back to me.
00:34:07Yeah, well, it's just me.
00:34:09Sorry to disappoint me.
00:34:10I'm thrilled.
00:34:11I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:34:13Are you kidding?
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:15I thought maybe without Todd.
00:34:18Oh, well, I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right?
00:34:23Uh, yeah.
00:34:24He's obsessed.
00:34:28So, next time we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:32Do you think you could, um, give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:36Um, sure.
00:34:38Uh, I owe you one.
00:34:42You made this?
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:47I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:48Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:51Well, can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:54I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:58You're right.
00:35:01I'll think about it.
00:35:04I'm just gonna have a plate for a little burger.
00:35:07Mmm, that sounds great.
00:35:09Meanwhile, you know, I get around someone I can't...
00:35:12I mean, I'd like to impress.
00:35:15Like, Kim.
00:35:17And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:35:21I mean, I just can't do it.
00:35:22Oh, come on.
00:35:23Don't worry about Kim.
00:35:24You do fine.
00:35:26Yeah.
00:35:27I mean, it's different with you.
00:35:29You're...
00:35:32Anyway.
00:35:34Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:40Who's... who's that?
00:35:42I'm not sure.
00:35:44Well, she seems sure.
00:35:46Faber?
00:35:46Vicki, from the car the other night.
00:35:50Sure, sure.
00:35:52Um, Vicki, this is Kirsten.
00:35:54Kirsten's Vicki.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:57Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:36:00Todd's here?
00:36:01Yeah, sorry.
00:36:02Uh, Vicki is Todd's tutor.
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07Hi, guys.
00:36:13See you met Vicki.
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:16Although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:36:21Kirsten.
00:36:22Is it something I said?
00:36:24It's my fault.
00:36:25I'll be right back.
00:36:30Kirsten, look.
00:36:31There's nothing going on.
00:36:32She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:34Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:35What?
00:36:35I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:38Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:42I don't know why I lied.
00:36:46Kirsten, come on.
00:36:46Just forget it.
00:36:48Kirsten.
00:36:56Ooh.?"
00:37:11Well,
00:37:12there you go." Kid's
00:37:14you only actually missed." Ta-da!
00:37:16Depends to the
00:37:17station. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:23Alright.
00:37:43Oh
00:37:46Is she pissed and has she said anything? Oh
00:37:52No, not really. I mean, I know what I screwed things up with person. I think he's just
00:37:59Love this you gathered the wood built the fire climbed into the pot now surprise surprise you cook
00:38:15Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours
00:38:24incoming
00:38:25Okay, go away go away
00:38:31Hate goalie, I mean Vicki's talented. She's smart. She's beautiful. So Kirsten is what lower on the food chain
00:38:43I don't know
00:38:44All right, heads up
00:38:47Shit
00:38:52I stopped Pele
00:38:54I'm a natural athlete
00:38:57Whoo
00:38:57I can't seem to remember
00:39:00When you first began to start this shit
00:39:03I
00:39:04I
00:39:05I
00:39:05I
00:39:07I
00:39:16I
00:39:17I
00:39:18I
00:39:19I
00:39:21I
00:39:24I
00:39:25I
00:39:27I
00:39:33I
00:39:35I
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00:39:35I
00:39:38I
00:39:39I
00:39:40I
00:39:40I
00:39:40I
00:39:46I'm sure he said something to you, but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand
00:39:51Well
00:39:53Well, you're my friend, too
00:39:58I
00:39:59I
00:40:22You're a sweetheart
00:40:29I
00:40:31I
00:40:32I
00:40:32I
00:40:35I
00:40:35I
00:40:35I
00:40:38I
00:40:38I
00:40:38I
00:40:38I
00:40:38I
00:40:38I
00:40:38Tell me about yourself that I'm not gonna find on this piece of paper
00:40:42Well, I value friendship
00:40:44Mm-hmm
00:40:45I value honesty
00:40:46Mm-hmm
00:40:47What about your, uh
00:40:49What about your passions?
00:40:52Breasts
00:40:54I really love breasts
00:40:55It doesn't really matter the size
00:40:56You just don't wanna do this, is that right?
00:40:58Dad, I'm kidding
00:40:58You don't wanna-
00:40:59I'm kidding, relax
00:41:00Dad, come on
00:41:05What about your, your passions?
00:41:10Uh, drawing
00:41:14I
00:41:14I really love to draw
00:41:16As I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper, and uh
00:41:20I don't know, it sounds funny, but
00:41:23That's when I feel
00:41:23The most
00:41:25Me, you know
00:41:28I feel really proud when I create something
00:41:36I
00:41:36That's great
00:41:37That's great
00:41:41All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards at
00:41:4525 feet per second
00:41:46What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:50Oh, no
00:41:51No, no, no, no
00:41:52Come on, come on, come on, somebody new for a change
00:41:56Boomer
00:41:59The rate of change is
00:42:010.04 radians
00:42:05Yes!
00:42:07Three-pointer at the buzzer
00:42:08Recommendation's looking better
00:42:10Everybody see that?
00:42:12Now
00:42:12If the boat continues
00:42:14At 35
00:42:17Seconds
00:42:19Hello
00:42:21Vicki
00:42:22Hi, it's Todd
00:42:23Oh, hi Todd
00:42:24I was just thinking about you
00:42:27You were?
00:42:29Uh
00:42:30Look, I had a really good time the other night
00:42:33I mean
00:42:33I mean, we got some really good work done there
00:42:35Yeah
00:42:36Oh, and did you work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:40Uh, Kirsten?
00:42:40Uh
00:42:41No, not really
00:42:44Look, um
00:42:45Are we still on for tonight?
00:42:47Yeah
00:42:48Yeah
00:42:48And, um
00:42:50Actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art
00:42:54And, uh
00:42:56Why don't you come over here?
00:42:59Really?
00:43:00Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane
00:43:02How about six?
00:43:03Uh
00:43:03Sure, great
00:43:04Great
00:43:05Uh, I'll see you then
00:43:07Okay
00:43:08Bye
00:43:08Bye
00:43:20But Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago
00:43:25But it sounds drastic
00:43:28I gotta go to Vicki's, I'm late by
00:43:29No, wait
00:43:30Uh
00:43:31Todd is going to his tutor's and I don't know why
00:43:35Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog that's having puppies by
00:43:37Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:43:38Hey
00:43:39What?
00:43:40Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:42It's not beyond the realm of possibility
00:43:44Bye
00:43:47It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:51He was wearing cologne
00:44:15Well, you did all of this?
00:44:19Oh
00:44:21I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows
00:44:24Nah, it's just for me
00:44:27I mean, I'd love to show my work, but
00:44:30People might hate it or think I was crazy or something
00:44:34I don't think you're crazy
00:44:37Well, my husband certainly does
00:44:44You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:49Well, let's put it this way
00:44:52What have you spent, about a minute in here with me?
00:44:56Yeah
00:44:58That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent
00:45:03Where do you stay?
00:45:09That's a good question
00:45:13Could we not talk about this?
00:45:16Okay
00:45:18You know, you should think about it though
00:45:21Yeah
00:45:23Well
00:45:25Anyway
00:45:27Wait, I have something for you
00:45:38Thank you
00:45:39Here, a present
00:45:41Present?
00:45:43For me?
00:45:45Why?
00:45:46For letting me help you
00:45:50Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:52Come on, open it
00:45:53Kate
00:45:56It's Pony D
00:45:57It's Pony D
00:45:58Did you make this?
00:45:59Uh-huh
00:46:03Wow, thank you
00:46:05This is amazing, thank you
00:46:07Mm-hmm
00:46:13Todd
00:46:17Of course not
00:46:20So Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:24I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing
00:46:28Most people wish they had something they could get excited about
00:46:33I mean, you shouldn't waste that
00:46:38Look who's talking
00:46:42Touche
00:46:44Oh
00:46:48Oh, so you're gonna play like that now, are you?
00:46:51No, you're not
00:46:52Mm-hmm
00:46:53No, you're not?
00:46:54Oh, you did
00:46:55Oh
00:46:57Dog
00:46:59Hey, I got an idea
00:47:02No
00:47:03What are you doing?
00:47:05What are you doing?
00:47:06I'm turning you into your alter ego, Bony D
00:47:09Oh, man
00:47:10Okay
00:47:12Now bark
00:47:15Bark
00:47:19No
00:47:21Come on, a big deep bark
00:47:23No
00:47:23No
00:47:24No
00:47:25No
00:47:27No
00:47:28No
00:47:30No
00:47:31No
00:47:39No
00:47:41No
00:47:42No
00:47:43No
00:47:50No
00:47:51No
00:47:51Hey
00:47:52You better go now
00:47:55Your parents might not believe you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus
00:48:02Right
00:48:09You know, I never thought I would say this, but, I really love Matt.
00:48:27I better go.
00:48:43It was, I don't know, I just see life so differently now.
00:48:49Oh, I'm sure you do. You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:48:52No, it's not like that. It's really not. I'm really into her.
00:48:56I wouldn't get too deep, Todd. We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:49:00No, it's, look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:49:04I mean, I'm not gonna feel bad about this.
00:49:08No, no, as long as you feel good, that's all that matters.
00:49:12Jealous much? Jeez.
00:49:14That has nothing. Just forget it.
00:49:16I thought you would be excited for me.
00:49:18Come on, Faber. We're friends, right?
00:49:24Good. I gotta get home, man. My parents are gonna freak out.
00:49:29You should be happy for me.
00:49:42He's gone.
00:49:49I'm sorry.
00:49:52I'm sorry.
00:49:52Let's go.
00:50:26Kirsten, hey, hey, wake up.
00:50:31Shit.
00:50:33Oh, I have to call my mom.
00:50:34She's going to be insane.
00:50:35I'm sorry.
00:50:36I should have woken you up last night.
00:50:39Oh, no, no.
00:50:40No, it's okay.
00:50:41I'm glad you didn't.
00:50:43She'll get over it.
00:50:45What are you doing?
00:50:48Morning breath.
00:50:50I know, me too.
00:50:51All right, I gotta go.
00:51:22And you spit the pot right out.
00:51:24Is that enough?
00:51:47Hey.
00:51:48Mind if I join you?
00:51:52Crystal, what's wrong?
00:51:54Todd, don't even start.
00:51:57Wait, let's talk about this.
00:51:58What?
00:51:59I figured you're just going to let me blow in the breeze, and if I blew away, well then
00:52:01good, you won't have to deal with me anymore, is that it?
00:52:03What?
00:52:04I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:52:05Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me.
00:52:07Hold on.
00:52:09Hold on.
00:52:10Hold on.
00:52:12Hold on.
00:52:14Oh.
00:52:15Oh.
00:52:15Oh.
00:52:37You told Kirsten about Vicky.
00:52:39I didn't tell her.
00:52:40Then how did she know?
00:52:43You told her.
00:52:44What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:48She...
00:52:50She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:52:55What?
00:52:56Well, why didn't you tell me?
00:53:01What, you snaked Kirsten?
00:53:02I didn't snake her.
00:53:04Nothing has happened yet.
00:53:05Yet?
00:53:07Yet?
00:53:08What's that supposed to mean?
00:53:09Nice ethics.
00:53:10Nice friend.
00:53:11Hey.
00:53:11You blew her off for some fantasy and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:53:16I didn't know it was over.
00:53:18I didn't know what was going to happen between me and Vicky.
00:53:20I didn't even know that.
00:53:23What the hell is going on here?
00:53:26You girls want to fight.
00:53:28Take it outside.
00:53:29You can make yourselves useful.
00:53:31My car's parked out front in the tow way.
00:53:32Keep an eye on it.
00:53:33All right?
00:53:34I'll be right back.
00:53:35Sir.
00:53:42Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:53:44When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:53:46I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:53:51What?
00:53:52Oh, my God.
00:53:54That's Vicky's car.
00:53:57Oh, my God.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01This is...
00:54:02This is...
00:54:05This is a 66.
00:54:07Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:54:08Don't touch.
00:54:10Nice car, sir.
00:54:12She's a beauty.
00:54:13Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:54:14I'm not feeling lucky today.
00:54:16Check these babies out.
00:54:18Voo-hoo.
00:54:19Yep.
00:54:19I'm gonna catch me some dinner at the reservoir.
00:54:22Four dark.
00:54:23See you tomorrow, boys.
00:54:31I think I need to sit down.
00:54:42I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:54:46One, two, three.
00:54:48One, two, three, four.
00:55:00One, two, three.
00:55:03One, two...
00:55:10One, two.
00:55:11One, two, three.
00:55:12One, two, three.
00:55:14One, two, three.
00:55:15One whimpersr tape at the vast station.
00:55:19Now, Mrs. Mueller.
00:55:24Todd.
00:55:25How could you not tell me?
00:55:29I don't know.
00:55:33Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:55:37Vicki, what are we going to do?
00:55:43I can't be with you.
00:55:46I know.
00:56:01How could you marry Mueller?
00:56:05God.
00:56:08What is not funny?
00:56:16He wasn't always like that.
00:56:24He should probably go.
00:56:35Get behind the shelf!
00:56:42Hey, quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:56:45Look.
00:56:46Look what I got.
00:56:53Dinner.
00:56:55I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:56:58Well, it can't be.
00:56:59Wait a while.
00:57:00I'm not really that hungry.
00:57:01You're not hungry?
00:57:02Well, I'm starved.
00:57:04We'll eat yours later.
00:57:07Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:57:10I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:57:13Oh, yeah.
00:57:18And Mr. Shermer, the, uh, earth science yahoo at school gave me these things called Dobson flies.
00:57:25Sounds great.
00:57:27Yeah.
00:57:27They start off as he's ugly as a little.
00:57:31Christ woman.
00:57:33Watch yourself.
00:57:35Drinking?
00:57:36No.
00:57:37I just lost my balance.
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41Okay.
00:57:43Tell you what.
00:57:44Why don't I grill these?
00:57:45That way, I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
00:57:54Oh, one other thing.
00:57:56Yeah?
00:57:58There's a kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer.
00:58:02Yeah?
00:58:03I'm going to write him a recommendation, but my printer's screwed up.
00:58:06Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:07Uh, I'll be in in a second and, and help you find it.
00:58:14Hurry.
00:58:28I think I will call next time.
00:58:48Ha ha.
00:58:51Ah!
00:58:55Hiya!
00:58:56Hm.
00:59:00He?
00:59:01Hey?
00:59:04No.
00:59:05Mm-hmm.
00:59:06Ha-ha!
00:59:07Ah!
00:59:10Whoa!
00:59:12Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:59:14Ha ha ha ha!
00:59:14Ha ha ha ha!
00:59:15Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:59:16Ha ha ha ha!
00:59:17Ha ha ha ha!
00:59:18Ha ha ha ha!
00:59:18Good night.
00:59:21Oh, good night, Dad.
00:59:24You seem pretty miserable tonight. You all right?
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
00:59:31Forget about it. You are going to be great.
00:59:35Great. Great. Great.
00:59:39Actually, that's the least of my worries.
00:59:41Yeah? Want to talk about it?
00:59:44I wouldn't know where to begin.
00:59:45Come on. Give me a try. That's what I'm here for.
00:59:49Hit it.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:53I slept with someone's wife,
00:59:55and now I'm afraid you might find me and kill me.
00:59:59I thought you said you had a problem.
01:00:04You're yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:00:06Oh, Dad. Of course I am.
01:00:09Of course.
01:00:12I'll see you. Dad.
01:00:16Um, remember when I told you that I value friendship and honesty?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:27I meant that.
01:00:29I knew you did.
01:00:33Well, um...
01:00:37You've screwed up before, right?
01:00:40No. I never have. No. I mean it.
01:00:46Yeah, once or twice.
01:00:52Well, all I can tell you is at the end of the day, it's, uh, just you.
01:00:58So I would, uh, face up to it.
01:01:01Whatever it is.
01:01:03Because I guarantee you that the longer you wait, the worse it gets.
01:01:09Does that help?
01:01:11Yeah, it does.
01:01:13Thanks, Dad.
01:01:17You're gonna kill him.
01:01:18You're gonna murder him.
01:01:21You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:24Ten thousand men of Harvard want victory today.
01:01:31Your transcript and scores.
01:01:34Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:01:39Good grades, good SATs, some interesting activities.
01:01:46I'll tell you, I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:01:51Yes, sir?
01:01:53It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:01:57Is that right?
01:01:59Mm.
01:02:12Mr. Boomer.
01:02:14Uh, Mr. Mueller.
01:02:16Scared me there.
01:02:18Big day today, huh?
01:02:19Harvard interview?
01:02:21Oh, uh, yes, sir.
01:02:24I wanted to catch you before class.
01:02:26Did you have something you want to tell me?
01:02:30What is that, sir?
01:02:32I found this at my house last night.
01:02:35Uh, the idea is how it got there.
01:02:37Uh, you and my wife.
01:02:40Uh, well, you see, um...
01:02:42And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on.
01:02:48Okay, it was a mistake.
01:02:51Uh, I'm really sorry. I made a mistake.
01:02:53No, no.
01:02:54Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:02:56What, sir?
01:02:57A 98.
01:03:00I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife, and I wouldn't find out.
01:03:04Yeah, that was pretty silly of me.
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:07Well, I'm...
01:03:08Frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:03:12She's...
01:03:12Anyway, look.
01:03:14I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:03:17It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:03:19It shows initiative.
01:03:21I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:03:23Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:03:27In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:03:37Thank you so much, sir.
01:03:38Don't tank on the final.
01:03:40Absolutely not.
01:03:42Hey.
01:03:44She's good, isn't she?
01:03:46My wife.
01:03:50She's the best, sir.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:04:15That's it.
01:04:23Oh, thanks, man.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:29Hi.
01:04:31Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:04:35Well, not everyone.
01:04:37No.
01:04:38I'm a fearless man.
01:04:43I, uh, wanted to speak with you after the other night.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:51I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:04:57Well...
01:04:58I thought we should talk about...
01:05:02Us.
01:05:04Is there an us?
01:05:07Well, I'd like there to be.
01:05:16Shall we us?
01:05:25You know, I think you're the greatest.
01:05:28You know, if I was gonna us with anyone, it would be you.
01:05:35But I really need some time alone.
01:05:37You know, for a while.
01:05:39Just for now.
01:05:42Hey.
01:05:44It would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:05:50It never happened.
01:05:55Hey.
01:06:03Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:06:08And Ms. O'Brien.
01:06:10Two words describe your semester.
01:06:12Wanna guess?
01:06:15Brain dead.
01:06:17People, let me make something clear.
01:06:21I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:06:24It pains me.
01:06:26It makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:06:30So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:06:35Because fear motivates.
01:06:39Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:06:41Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:06:45I rattled his cage.
01:06:47Now look at him.
01:06:48Second highest grade this quiz.
01:06:51Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:06:53So, if I tick you off, good.
01:06:56Great.
01:06:59Use that.
01:07:00Prove that I'm wrong.
01:07:01Make me eat my words.
01:07:03Work harder.
01:07:05We'll both be happy.
01:07:06PHONE RINGS
01:07:08PHONE RINGS
01:07:09PHONE RINGS
01:07:10PHONE RINGS
01:07:11PHONE RINGS
01:07:11PHONE RINGS
01:07:13PHONE RINGS
01:07:15PHONE RINGS
01:07:27PHONE RINGS
01:07:28Mr. Mueller?
01:07:30Todd?
01:07:33I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:07:36Oh, don't let it go to your head.
01:07:40The point is that I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:07:46That's your prerogative?
01:07:49People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:52Your wife taught me that.
01:08:00Todd Vicki may be good with math, but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:08:21You slept with her.
01:08:22Didn't you?
01:08:27Sir?
01:08:28Vicki.
01:08:29You slept with her.
01:08:40Yes.
01:08:46Yes.
01:08:52Yes.
01:08:59I'm with you.
01:09:00Yes.
01:09:20You't.
01:09:20No.
01:09:22You sleep, now.
01:09:22and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
01:09:24Vicky, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:09:26Vicky, I told him.
01:09:27I didn't mean to, but it just came out.
01:09:29I told him I'm sorry, Vicky.
01:09:30He's on his way over there right now.
01:09:31If you can hear this, if you get this message,
01:09:33get the hell out of there, please, right now.
01:09:34Get out.
01:09:45Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:10:01Hi, honey, I'm home.
01:10:05Rough day at the office.
01:10:09Same old, same old.
01:10:11Some kid slept with my wife.
01:10:22I'm sorry.
01:10:24Oh, you're sorry?
01:10:25Sorry.
01:10:27I...
01:10:28What are my students, Vicky?
01:10:31No, you ruined that matter.
01:10:33How are you trying to ruin my career?
01:10:35Roy, stop it!
01:10:40Stop it!
01:10:42Enough.
01:10:45Uh-oh.
01:10:47Look who's here.
01:10:48Uh, Mary Poppins.
01:10:52Mary, you fucked up.
01:10:55Never open an umbrella indoors.
01:10:57It's bad luck.
01:10:59Very bad luck.
01:11:01Okay, just relax, Mr. Mbilla, okay?
01:11:03Just relax.
01:11:04Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:11:07Between me, too.
01:11:08Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Homer?
01:11:14I thought I had you all figured out.
01:11:16You didn't have the brains or the guts
01:11:18to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:11:20But you're gifted.
01:11:21Mm, you're a genius.
01:11:24Tutoring was just a tip of it.
01:11:27Improved your scores and scored with my wife.
01:11:30All without me knowing it.
01:11:32And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:35Ha-ha!
01:11:37That...
01:11:37That's genius!
01:11:40Yeah, you're...
01:11:41You're a wizard.
01:11:44You're a mastermind.
01:11:46You must be very proud.
01:11:52I'll shake my hand.
01:11:56Roy.
01:11:57Shut up.
01:12:00I won't put this behind us.
01:12:17I'm sorry.
01:12:20Is he gone?
01:12:22Yeah.
01:12:25Yeah.
01:12:25You're really brave back there.
01:12:27Yeah.
01:12:29I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:12:33Well, you know, if he would, uh, spit at us...
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:45I'm sorry.
01:12:47I'm actually grateful.
01:12:51I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:12:54Well, what are you gonna do now?
01:12:58Well...
01:13:02I think I'm gonna try New York.
01:13:05Try this...
01:13:06art thing.
01:13:15Yeah.
01:13:17I miss you.
01:13:19I miss you.
01:13:21I miss you.
01:13:37Here.
01:13:38Souvenir.
01:13:39What's this?
01:13:41Your Harvard recommendation.
01:13:53What time is it?
01:13:55I don't know.
01:13:56Around three.
01:13:57My interview's at four.
01:14:02Bye.
01:14:08Go.
01:14:09I'll come visit you in New York.
01:14:11Good luck.
01:14:33What's y'all coming through?
01:14:36Todd Boomer.
01:14:38Todd Boomer.
01:14:41Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:14:43No, not yet.
01:14:45Sorry.
01:14:48Todd Boomer.
01:14:50Uh, present.
01:14:51Oh.
01:14:52Okay.
01:14:53Need a minute?
01:14:55No, no, no.
01:14:57I'm fine.
01:14:58Okay.
01:14:58Come on in.
01:15:03Calculus teacher.
01:15:04Mm-hmm.
01:15:08Uh, Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:15:12No, I'm fine, really.
01:15:14Oh.
01:15:16Please.
01:15:19Well, I've gone over your stats, and everything looks...
01:15:25Okay.
01:15:26Okay.
01:15:27But I'll be honest.
01:15:30You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:15:35I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:15:39Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:15:50Todd, let me, let me ask you something.
01:15:53Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:15:57Um, I guess my dad and I have always had a plan that way, you know?
01:16:02He looks up to the students here as, as something special.
01:16:08What I'm getting at is, why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:21Look, um, I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:16:29And now that I'm here, look, I, I, I know Harvard is a great school.
01:16:36I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:16:39But, um, I, I'm, I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:16:50What?
01:17:03Okay, I'm ready.
01:17:04Okay, now just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:08Mm-hmm.
01:17:09Firm handshake is all you need.
01:17:10Okay, okay, Dad, thanks.
01:17:11I know.
01:17:49Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:17:53Hello?
01:17:54Hello?
01:17:58Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:18:00I got punched.
01:18:02Hang on, Ellen.
01:18:03Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:18:05I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:18:07No, wait, that's wrong.
01:18:09Hang on.
01:18:10I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:15It's, uh, pretty important.
01:18:23You said it was important.
01:18:28I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:34You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:18:38No.
01:18:40No.
01:18:41I was, uh, thinking about applying to an art school.
01:18:50Uh, I'll, I should let you two discuss this.
01:18:57Can I, can I ask you a question?
01:18:59It's, um, why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:19:03Why didn't you tell me, why didn't you tell me last night?
01:19:07I don't think I really knew until today.
01:19:12You're upset.
01:19:12Yeah, I am.
01:19:15I am upset.
01:19:17A little.
01:19:26It's your decision.
01:19:42You're doing very poorly.
01:19:44But, you know, this game was much more boring before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:19:52Oh, wait.
01:19:53Yes.
01:19:53Yes.
01:19:54Yes.
01:19:55Here we go.
01:19:56All right.
01:19:57Bye.
01:19:57Oh, yes.
01:19:57Be right back.
01:19:58Where are you going?
01:19:59Be right back.
01:19:59Come on.
01:20:00I'm on the street here.
01:20:02Hey, what's going on?
01:20:07Jesus.
01:20:08What happened to you?
01:20:12Did Mueller do that?
01:20:14Yeah, it's a long story.
01:20:15It's gonna take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:20:18I'll buy.
01:20:20Yes.
01:20:21All right.
01:20:24You need to talk to Kirsten.
01:20:28Yeah.
01:20:30All right, well, I'm gonna go build something with toothpicks.
01:20:36Thanks, man.
01:20:37You're the best.
01:20:46So how did you know I was here?
01:20:48Uh, diner night.
01:20:50Oh.
01:20:50Of course.
01:20:54So I made a decision.
01:20:58Yeah.
01:21:01I'm not going to Harvard.
01:21:05Really?
01:21:08It's a breakthrough.
01:21:11I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:21:15Yeah, I think you're right.
01:21:21That's, uh, not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:21:33I guess what I wanted to say was that, uh, I'm really sorry.
01:21:39I know I hurt you, and I never meant to do that.
01:21:45I guess all I'm asking for is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:21:51It's because it's not my fault.
01:21:52It's because it's happened.
01:21:59Never happened.
01:22:23I don't know what to do.
01:22:32You know, I'm really gonna miss this spot when we're off at school.
01:22:34Yeah, me too.
01:22:36I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:22:39Well, you will be working on your second hundred million on...
01:22:44interactive, 3-D, smell-o-vision computer games.
01:22:48The shed will be doodly decked out with jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:22:56Okay, and me?
01:22:57Okay, the place, New York, the event,
01:23:02the book signing of your first wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:23:09Wildly successful. I like that.
01:23:13What about me?
01:23:15Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:23:19Okay.
01:23:23Okay, 2008, we all meet back here and compare notes. What do you say?
01:23:30Never happened.
01:23:31Never happened.
01:23:32Guys, come on, we're with me.
01:23:34We're pretty.
01:23:35High five.
01:23:38Welcome to tomorrow.
01:23:42I can't explain its truth.
01:23:47All the blood upon these pages takes me away from you.
01:23:54But when trouble takes your spirit, maybe then you'll change your mind.
01:24:04We're only summer's children sometimes.
01:24:09And all the time the future is coming down.
01:24:18I can't hear the angels falling to the ground.
01:24:27Yeah.
01:24:29I don't want to lose your voice.
01:24:35Tell you I believe and want my second choice.
01:24:42I can't get near it.
01:24:47I can't get near it.
01:25:11I hate to see all the damage being done to you.
01:25:20When your eyes are broken windows, every time I see you smile, it's like being back in heaven for a
01:25:34while.
01:25:35And all the time the future is coming down.
01:25:43I can't hear the angels falling to the ground.
01:25:52Yeah.
01:25:54I don't want to lose your voice.
01:26:00I tell you I don't even want my second choice.
01:26:08Yeah.
01:26:09Help me cry.
01:26:12I don't want to lose your voice.
01:26:16All I ever want to do now is rejoice.
01:26:24Yeah.
01:26:34All I ever want to do now is rejoice.
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