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00:08You
00:20Are you Diana?
00:23Are you the one Ivan sent?
00:31Yeah.
00:40Oh, it's all there.
00:41Says who?
00:41You?
00:42I don't know you.
00:44It says Ivan.
00:45Who says I trust Ivan?
00:48I don't trust my own fucking granddaughter.
00:52She's a liar.
00:53Okay.
00:58Hmm.
01:06In the future, never hand over the money till you see what you're buying.
01:10It's a dead giveaway you knew at this.
01:14Okay.
01:22It's all there, sweetheart.
01:24Why?
01:25You got somewhere to be?
01:28Maybe.
01:30Now click your heels together three times and get the fuck out of my hair.
01:35I like your attitude, though.
01:51Hey.
01:52Hi.
01:54Um, I'm so sorry.
01:56I'm not here for that.
01:57I am.
01:58So can you show me some respect?
01:59Yeah, of course.
02:00I just don't have any cash on me, so I just didn't want to engage without the cash.
02:05Unless you take Zelle.
02:07I'm just waiting on my sister, who's dropping off in applications, so.
02:11Wow.
02:12Unbelievable.
02:12Time, Jack?
02:12Yep.
02:14Um, six minutes.
02:16Okay.
02:17I told you, you didn't have to wait for ten.
02:19That's four under.
02:19What a skill, Morgan.
02:21Congratulations.
02:21Can we leave?
02:22It smells like bleach in here.
02:23Okay.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Okay.
02:26Okay.
02:27Okay.
02:31You know, for a second there, I was actually thinking about doing it.
02:34You do understand that you can't just sit at the bottom of the pool begging people for money, right?
02:39You have to, like, work at it?
02:41I don't know.
02:42I'm getting good at this.
02:44Running errands for a strange Russian man?
02:46Yeah.
02:46Okay, Morgan, kind of.
02:47That's great.
02:48All right.
02:48It's 6 a.m., so I'm going to just get back to bed.
02:51Okay.
02:52Okay?
02:53I'm up, though.
02:54Did you want to?
02:55Huh?
02:55Do you want to get food?
02:56No.
03:24Do you want to get food?
03:32Where were you?
03:36Hmm?
03:37Where were you?
03:41I had a prisoner in the hospital with double pneumonia.
03:48Who was it?
03:54Jessica.
03:56Jessica's uncle.
03:57Do you?
03:58I don't know.
03:58Might not have met him.
04:01Hmm.
04:04Go back to bed.
04:09I've really been enjoying staying over here the past few nights.
04:14Me too.
04:23You're worried she's been judging us.
04:28I like to think she's pretty progressive.
04:31That's the most fun she's had in years.
04:36Why is it that religion has such a problem with two people who are in love with each other?
04:41No.
04:53Why is it that religion has such a problem with two people who are in love with each other?
04:57You are not.
05:01You are not.
05:03So you're really just going to leave me hanging all of that?
05:05I'm sorry, did you say something to me?
05:09Yeah, I said I love you.
05:21I love you too.
05:25Now can you promise me you will honor this moment by having a good day without twisting it into some
05:31kind of problem?
05:34It's so much hotter when you're happy.
05:38Things are good.
05:39You're good.
05:41Gnarly rash.
05:42Gone.
05:43Why did you bring the rash into this?
05:44We were having such a nice moment.
05:47Oh, come here.
05:48Come here.
05:49Oh.
05:50Oh, you.
06:10Oh, you're good.
06:15Oh, you're good.
06:16Oh, you're good.
06:19Oh, you're good.
06:20Oh, you're good.
06:21Oh, you're good.
06:21Oh, you're good.
06:23Oh, you're good.
06:23Oh, you're good.
06:24Oh, you're good.
06:25Oh, you're good.
06:26Oh, you're good.
06:26Oh, you're good.
06:26Oh, you're good.
06:26Oh, you're good.
06:27Oh, you're good.
06:27Oh, you're good.
06:28Oh, you're good.
06:28Oh, you're good.
06:29Oh, you're good.
06:29Oh, you're good.
06:31Oh, you're good.
06:32Oh, you're good.
06:33Oh, you're good.
06:35Oh, you're good.
06:38to keep these? They're her high school yearbooks. Nicholas, do you want to keep them? Because I have
06:43to check out in half an hour. This is like a hotel for people circling the drain. Okay. This is
06:48what
06:48she wanted. She wasn't attached to anything. She was a very unromantic practical woman. Okay. I mean,
06:55she wanted the necklace. What necklace? The necklace she was buried in. She wanted that. Oh,
07:02she didn't care about that. That was more for me. I wanted her to have something nice. Donate.
07:13Holy shit. I don't know. An old box of tennis ticket stubs? Oh, she would want Dina to have those.
07:25Let's set those aside for Dina Caputo. Sorry, you don't want anything, but you want Dina Caputo to
07:30have an old box of tennis ticket stubs? It was just something that they did together. I have long
07:35suspected that your grandmother was a lesbian. Excuse me? And that she and Dina would have
07:40been together if things had been different. Dina's had that haircut her entire life. I saw them
07:45holding hands once. What? I think that's why she was so difficult to deal with. Dad died so young,
07:51she never remarried. And I think it was because she was in love with Dina Caputo. Trash.
07:58Avoiding intimacy for such a long time can really harden a person, hon, to the point where you fear
08:04any semblance of softness. The truth is everybody deserves love and a good sex life.
08:15Yeah. I mean, you know, I know it's been a while since Dad, but you are more than welcome to
08:22date.
08:22There's nothing stopping you from doing that. I was talking about you. Me? You think I'm a hard woman?
08:29No, I don't. You think I'm a hard person? I think that you have made some very selfless decisions
08:38in your life, but if I'm being honest, sometimes I get scared that your closest relationship
08:44is with God. And don't take this the wrong way, honey, but God isn't touching your body for pleasure.
08:51All right, ma. Honey, I know that it's a sacred relationship, but you know what I'm talking about.
09:01I mean, yeah, I do, but I have a lot of relationships that I'm grateful for in my life, okay?
09:09I'm choosing
09:13happiness, you know? So you don't need to worry about me. Okay, well, that's good. I just felt like I
09:19had
09:19to say that out loud. And you did, so. And I do have sex, Nicholas. All right, I don't need
09:24to hear
09:25about that. No, I do, no, but I'm glad that I come across as some spinster who tucks herself into
09:30bed
09:30every night and says a prayer. That's not, I think you're reading into something here. I am not my
09:33mother. Well, all right. Hi, Mrs. Morelli. I just wanted to check in and see if you had any idea
09:41about
09:41your ETD. I do not. I will come get you when we're finished. And I would have killed for this
09:46level of attentiveness when my mother was actually in this room. Okay. Jesus Christ. What?
09:57What? Nothing. What are you looking at? I'm not looking at anything. What are you thinking? I'm not
10:01thinking. No, I know. Turn it off. Okay. I have my first debate this afternoon. I have been under
10:07a tremendous amount of stress. So that's a very different situation. Yeah. Soft. Trash.
10:16She's just mean for no reason. And some of the times I think it's kind of hot in like a
10:23pain is
10:24pleasure kind of way. But some of the times, you know, I just like wish that it was easier.
10:29Well, how am I supposed to tell the difference? Is that a real question or a reaction?
10:34I don't know. Both. I mean, he's calling me me and I feel the need to defend myself.
10:39Defend yourself. Would you describe the current state of your relationship as combative?
10:44No. Fuck yeah.
10:46I would describe it as me having opinions and Max throwing tantrums.
10:51When you use words like tantrum, can you see how that can be perceived as an attack on Max?
10:56Thank you. Yeah. You like push me for no reason. Stop saying that. It's not for no reason. I'm
11:02pushing you because maybe deep down, right? I am waiting for you to push back and you never do.
11:09And it is so unattractive. Like I want you to get mad. I'm an only child, Morgan. I didn't grow
11:13up in
11:13some emotional war zone like you did. Okay. This is all that I know. So if that's unattractive to you,
11:19fine. Trust me, you can be very unattractive to me sometimes too. Okay. See, this is what I'm
11:25talking about. What are you talking about? You sticking up for yourself. Oh, oh, you want me to
11:30talk to you like this all the time? Not all the time. Sometimes. Sometimes I am so bored a lot
11:36of
11:36the time. Bored. I'm bored. I'm not saying you're boring. I didn't say. Okay. Okay.
11:44This is good. But I think we have to bottle this feeling between you two in a way that,
11:48uh, well, it's not this. Relationships are supposed to be a safe place. And Morgan,
11:55perhaps if you're looking to be challenged, finding outlets outside the relationship might allow for
12:02more patience and warmth with Max, which it's a different kind of excitement. I just want you to
12:10look at me the way that you used to look at me. I want that too. Okay. When she ended
12:17things after
12:17high school and moved to New York, I thought, wow, what a fucking bitch. Right? But also like,
12:23there goes the most interesting person I've ever met.
12:30You're saying it like it's like, I did something special. New York is like a 30 minute train ride
12:36from here. Okay. But people don't just do that, Morgan. They don't just like, oh, leave home to go
12:40pursue their dreams. Yeah. Then I like didn't book any jobs and I ran out of money, so. Who
12:47fucking cares? Who cares? You have all these worldly experiences. I want to experience something
12:53worldly with you. That isn't just my mom taking us to Cabo. You should go to fucking Burning Man.
13:00I'm not going to go to Burning Man, but I get what you're saying. You know, like I understand. I'm
13:05so
13:05sorry. I'm just going to step up for one second. I just have to take me, but I'll be, I'm
13:08really so great.
13:10I think you both want the same thing.
13:16What is up with you? What do you mean? Uh, I don't know. Something is off.
13:23You haven't complained once. You're borderline pleasant. I'm having a nice day. Okay. And realize
13:28that there's no point in making our situation any worse than it already is. We don't actually know if
13:34these people are criminals. I mean, you know, I don't know. They could just be overextended
13:39and needing a few extra hands. We are driving to pick up a stranger from prison. Are you okay?
13:47I'm leaning into joy today, Morgan. I'm trying to have a nice, happy, meaningful life today.
13:54Don't you just find it demeaning, though, that they send us on these little gopher errands? It's like we're not
13:59capable of more than that. We don't want them thinking we're capable of more than that, Morgan.
14:03Why would we want that? I don't know. I just feel like it's like if you're going to send me
14:05to the strip club,
14:06put me on the pole. You know what I'm saying? I've never had that thought. And what even is a
14:10medium
14:10security prison? Like, what do you even have to do to be mediumly secure? I don't, I don't care.
14:14It's pretty organized. Ma'am, pop the trunk.
14:23Strict here.
14:27Do you have anything on your trunk? No.
14:34Ma'am, are you aware that you have six cases of four loco in the trunk of your car?
14:40What? No, I wasn't aware of that. I can't let you in with drinks in your trunk.
14:46Come on. I'm going to have to walk then. I'll go.
14:50As much as I'd love to send you into a prison, Reverend Dardana was supposed to be picking up
14:55an incarcerated parishioner he's been counseling, okay? So, this sucks. Say a prayer.
15:03Glad to go around.
15:05Hi, I'm here to take you to your apartment and offer whatever rehabilitative, rehabilitative services.
15:26you would like for your re-entry. Um, do you have everything you need, or?
15:28I'm here to take you to your new apartment and offer whatever rehabilitative services you would like for your re
15:37-entry.
15:48Why are you whispering? I don't know. I'm not quite sure why I'm whispering, actually.
15:53Where is the car? Oh, okay, so we couldn't park in here, so it's just a quick 10 to 15
15:58this way.
15:58If you want to come with that. Okay.
16:07You must be relieved to be out of prison. I don't want to talk.
16:13Linda. Oh, hi. Hi, Annette. Hi.
16:17You look fabulous. Oh, thank you, Annette.
16:21All right, everyone. Settle down, please. Settle down.
16:25First of all, I would like to thank the both of you for being here today.
16:29Well, thank you. Of course.
16:30For having us both. Glad to be here.
16:32All right, well, let me begin with an easy question to get things rolling.
16:38What distinguishes each of you from the other candidate? Linda, we'll start with you.
16:42Yes. I, thank you for the question, Jane. I know this town like the back of my hand.
16:48I was born here. My family has owned Morelli's Hardware for over 70 years.
16:55I raised my kids here, and I have watched this town grow, which is why I have a strong desire
17:02to preserve the Glenview that I know and love and to restore a sense of safety and security
17:08that has long been associated with it. Just last week, my son was assaulted on the street
17:14for being gay. That is not the town that I know. That is not the town that I love. Now
17:20more than
17:21ever, we need a leader who has seen this town at its very best. Tom, same question.
17:28Well, first off, I just want to say that I find it heartbreaking that Linda Morelli doesn't seem to
17:33like this town very much. I happen to love this town. Always have, always will.
17:39That's not what I said. Sorry, Linda, it is Tom's time to answer the question. You will get a rebuttal.
17:44Well, let me just say, I am in agreement. Hate crimes have no place in this town.
17:51Well, duh. But do we really want someone's mom dictating policy based on what happens to her kids?
17:58I mean, if her daughter gets a flat tire, will we suddenly have to repave every road?
18:03Sorry, Tom, but is that your answer to what distinguishes you as a candidate? Because
18:11it's easy to critique somebody else's answer when you haven't answered one.
18:17Wow. See, I didn't know you were running for the job of moderator. Watch out, Jay.
18:22Okay. Well, as the owner of 38 Jimmy John's, my employee count is 10 times the size of the city
18:29council,
18:30and likely 20 times the size of whoever Linda's got on staff at her little shop. I know how to
18:36manage
18:36people and I know how to manage places. My opponent, who seems very nice, feels better suited to run our
18:43neighborhood watch programs than lead our entire municipal government. Tom, better be careful there
18:48because you're starting to sound a little bit misogynistic. Uh-oh. There it is. I've awoken the beast.
18:55We get it, Linda. You're tough. I'm starting to understand how you managed to
18:59scare off the chief of police. Excuse me?
19:04Uh-oh.
19:23Morgan, he's smoking in the car. Put the window down.
19:30Jesus. Hey, put the window back up. What is going on in here?
19:38So, um, what were you in for? It's better you don't know. Okay. Okay.
19:43That's actually the scariest answer you could have possibly given me. Thank you. Oh, God.
19:49Yeah, we have him. We're driving to the apartment. No, you're nuts. What do you mean,
19:53no, we're not? Put him on speaker. What do you mean? What? What do you mean,
19:57no, we're not? We're, we're in the car with him. You're fucking nuts. The apartment won't be ready
20:01until tomorrow because someone asked to have it fucking repainted. Don't put this on me.
20:07Okay. Well, how long does it take to paint an apartment? She says two colts. There's no point
20:12in only doing one. I've slept in wars. She won't let me in. The walls are wet. The room stinks.
20:18Who the fuck asked for paint? I'm not in, I don't, I don't know. Hi, Mom. Okay.
20:21Morgan, what are you doing on Nicholas's phone? Put me on speaker. Oh, I don't, I don't think that
20:26actually works right now. No, Morgan, this is a crisis. I need to talk to both of you. What is
20:31she saying? Okay. The debate was a disaster. We're having an emergency family dinner at the house.
20:36Hello? What the fuck is that? Who else is in the car? Nobody else is in the car. Someone else
20:41is in the car.
20:42Where are you? Ma, tonight doesn't really work for me because I promised Max we were going to have
20:46a romantic night in. Oh, okay. Well, Nikki, be here in 30 minutes. Who is this woman? I hear someone's
20:51voice. Who the fuck is talking right now? Nobody's talking. Mom, I'm with a parishioner,
20:56okay? I don't think I'm going to be home, so I don't think I can make dinner. No, Nicholas.
21:00This is non-negotiable. I got ricked over the coals by a sandwich king. At the debate,
21:07I need some help here. If you need to bring your friend to dinner, bring your friend to dinner.
21:11He's not my friend, but be here by seven. You know how I hate using the warming drawer. Lady.
21:17Is that your friend telling him I'm making chicken cacciatore? I don't know what the
21:20fuck is going on, but someone take me to fucking off a speakerphone right now.
21:25He can't be an animal. It was humiliating. What made him say that? Were you yelling at him?
21:31Was I yelling at him? No, I was defending myself. And on top of that, he added absolutely nothing of
21:38value,
21:39except that his grandfather apparently invented the French dip. But the most disturbing part of it was,
21:45people seemed to side with him. Mmm. This is the most delicious chicken I've ever had.
21:52Every night I've dreamed of a meal like this. I think he's crying. Well, thank you very much. It
22:00was my mother's recipe. She was an excellent cook and a notoriously difficult woman, which apparently
22:05is not a recessive gene in this family. Mom, nobody thinks that, okay? You are being way too hard on
22:12yourself. Nikki brought it up this morning. I never said you were turning into your mother.
22:16Can you make my life easier for just one fucking day? He's scared. Excuse me? This Donaldson,
22:24a strong man would not be intimidated by a strong woman. Now you know his weakness.
22:32weakness. Weakness always exposes itself. Interesting. Okay. I'd like to know more. Nikki,
22:42grab another bottle of wine. Okay. Oh. Um. Yeah. Um. So. More chicken? Mm-hmm. Okay.
22:53Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know, you never actually said how you know my son. He picked me up from
22:59prison.
22:59Mm-hmm. Ah-ha. That's fabulous. I... Um, which one?
23:11Oh. Good day? Yeah, actually. I door-dashed from that chicken spot we went to on our first date back
23:21in high school. Didn't ask you. Just did it. Wait, I thought they shut down because of a health code
23:27violation. Yeah. New management. Buck? Yes! Yeah. And I lit some candles. One of them turns into body
23:35oil. I don't remember which. Um, is it weird to eat chicken with your dick out? It's just something
23:42you're gonna have to deal with. I see you sprung for the best of. It's very generous. And two skinny
23:56marks.
24:01Rude bitches don't get chicken nuggets. Look again. Okay.
24:06Okay. Yeah, I'll give you this one. Mm-hmm.
24:27That was a shocking story. Clearly, you were framed. It was a setup. This is the problem with the
24:35judicial system. Back in my country, I was a surgeon. Oh, I want to apologize to you on behalf of
24:43America. I am
24:44truly sorry for what we have put you through. I had a cab driver just a week ago who was
24:51a dermatologist
24:52in Mumbai. And thanks to that wonderful man, I now have a checkup on the mall on my neck.
24:59Okay, um, I should go. Yeah. Yeah, Kevin's aura ring says he hasn't moved in 10 hours.
25:05Uh-oh. So, um, I guess we will just discuss post-debate strategy tomorrow, then. Yes,
25:13strategy in the morning. Andre had some great ideas. I appreciate you. Oh, fabulous. That's great.
25:20Okay. Drink some water. I never noticed how much your skin glows.
25:28Jurgens.
25:31Do me a favor. Do not leave mom alone with a criminal. I got him an Airbnb. She's having
25:38a nice time. I think it's sweet. I will take him home when they start slurring. Okay? Let love in,
25:43Natalie. Okay. I don't know what this radical optimism is, but I don't like it.
25:50Take care of her.
26:15I don't know.
26:21I don't know.
26:23I don't know.
26:25I don't know.
26:43Oh my.
26:50what time is it mom is having sex with Andre the man we picked up from prison
26:56oh my god okay okay put the phone up to the wall I'm not you're sick that is a sick
27:04sick
27:05I will not do that oh my god whatever how's it going is she having fun
27:10from the sounds of it he's a very generous lover yeah well yeah that makes sense he just got out
27:16of prison she's probably getting railed up there why is Natalie calling me what is she doing out
27:23it's like 12 30 doesn't she go to bed at eight can I help you check fraud credit card fraud
27:29identity theft forgery importing an illegal flamethrower Nikki tell me that man is out of
27:35our house yeah yeah I dropped him off hours ago so yeah he's gone oh my god thank god because
27:43honestly Nikki that is like the last thing mom needs right now I want and I don't we're done
27:48okay it's done Natalie so I'm go back to bed tell mom I miss her yeah bye
27:56hi what did she want well apparently Andre was in prison for importing an illegal flamethrower
28:02a what a flamethrower Morgan importing an illegal flame thrower oh is he singing that's singing
28:12he's good
28:37he's good
28:40right
28:41right
28:42right
28:42right
28:42right
28:42um
28:43it
29:08IUD
29:10In school, cause it's the best
29:13Socking on my titties like you wanna be
29:16Calling me all the time like Blondie
29:18Check out my Chrissy behind it's fine
29:20I love the time, like sex on the features
29:23What else is in the teachers of peaches?
29:26Oh, what?
29:28Fuck the pain away
29:29Fuck the pain away
29:31Fuck the pain away
29:33Fuck the pain away
29:35Fuck the pain away
29:36Fuck the pain away
29:48Fuck the pain away
30:34Fuck the pain away
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