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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Full Version]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Slow-ass sea slug!
00:39Slow-ass sea slug!
00:42Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:12Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die.
04:22I really need this guy. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:51Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?!
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10What?
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Dammit. He tracked me.
05:30Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sature, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer!
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy!
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burt!
07:50You asked for this?
07:51You asked for this?
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping Orser?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28It's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:37There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:35Mommy? Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
10:58Mommy?
11:00Mommy?
11:06Mommy?
11:08Mommy?
11:11Mommy?
11:12Mommy?
11:13Mommy?
11:13Somebody help me?
11:26Give me a name, Liara. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé, my property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless, diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:46Boss? Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe. Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue? Golden applesap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More. Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:10I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:16What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I... I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:41Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:42Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:42Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:45Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17touched my kid again,
16:19and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha!
16:23You ruined my meal?
16:27Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
16:58Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:09You, Posei? That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure. That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:47Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:06Diojuan you're dead, or another monster.
18:09Come on!
18:14Bye!
18:16Bye!
18:18Bye!
18:45My liege, have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter. I swear it. I please spare my life. No problem. Thank you, my
18:54lord. Thank you for your mercy. Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show.
19:21My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra. We swear.
19:25Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive. Now,
19:33get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes, my leash.
19:36Yes, my love. Since you refuse to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
19:53the truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs. But Poseidon? Guy's long gone. Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history. Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:27The world's the same as ever. The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing? If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am? Hades' ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Headed staff?
22:01One shot? The sea king? He's real.
22:07Hades.
22:08You hiding? Come out.
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:14One.
22:15Two.
22:19Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:27Boss, this bum!
22:28Boss, this bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out.
22:40In front of Poseidon.
22:42Your ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord.
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days. I'll be back.
23:10Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:18Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:05No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you!
25:09No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you!
25:19Kid's mine.
25:21You die.
25:24You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog.
25:31The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:35Give up!
25:37You've gone too far.
25:39Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded.
25:46Poisoned.
25:48Done.
25:49The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her!
25:54Come at me!
25:56Feisty one.
25:58Dylan wants you dead.
26:00But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face.
26:11All mine now.
26:15Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily, Lily, run!
26:28Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
27:04You touch my woman.
27:07You're a dead man.
27:09My poison.
27:14Jack.
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad.
27:25I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go!
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want.
28:08My pack tears you both apart.
28:22No!
28:26No!
28:26No!
28:27No!
28:29No!
28:43I don't know.
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49You are the best.
29:50Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:56You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful!
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:13I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:06I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:25All of these外
33:27Let's go.
33:29Yes.
33:39Hmm.
33:41Yes.
33:52Come on.
33:54I'll hold on.
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This...
34:04can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra!
34:32The coastal legend monster?
34:34Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha!
34:39Our boss has real backing!
34:40He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us!
34:48We're finished!
34:50Don't worry darling, things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:55Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me!
35:01Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that Jack!
35:07Look around, we're surrounded, we could actually die here!
35:16My Lords!
35:18Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:24You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:42Let me teach you.
35:46Oh crap, you showed so much.
35:48So, sure.
35:49And!
35:49Drew, by the optimist point of the Titanic!
35:50You gotta Wait!
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