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Pushers S01E01 Skyfire Episode 1 Engsub
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00:00Are you the fucking me?
00:11Oi! Stop!
00:13Fuck!
00:14Make me disable me!
00:36The man came in, don't want to look at me and cut my benefits in half.
00:48You've had a toxic cerebral palsy since birth?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Due to a complication loop on the exit side,
00:59I didn't breathe for 17 minutes.
01:05I really wouldn't recommend it.
01:10How did your cerebral palsy affect you on a daily basis?
01:15My speech, obviously.
01:18And when I walk, I drank one foot behind.
01:24You ticked.
01:25Walking long distances brings you considerable pain.
01:30Got here.
01:31You don't seem to be in considerable pain.
01:36Good words.
01:37Not in pain.
01:45Moving on.
01:46Do you regularly soil yourself?
01:52Oh, God.
01:58Come on.
02:01Oh, God.
02:03Now get away.
02:03Push me the fucking light up.
02:05Oh, God.
02:06Sorry.
02:08Aye.
02:09Aye.
02:09Aye.
02:10Aye.
02:10Aye.
02:10You're, erm...
02:14Don't I, erm...
02:19They wish I had been a co-op story.
02:21I don't stop being co-op.
02:24I thought she drowned and not big enough.
02:31Could've been the last day.
02:33Mm.
02:34I think we went to school together.
02:39You and Sheridan, right?
02:44Fuck!
02:46Fuck!
02:47Fuck are you, man!
02:48Hey!
02:49Fuck is Emily Dawkins!
02:51Wait, I thought you died.
02:53Oh, no.
02:55That was that other disabled kid.
03:00The other one.
03:00Wendy.
03:02Potato.
03:03Potato.
03:04Potato.
03:04I haven't seen you since the fires.
03:10Nobody believed that sweet little Emily were involved.
03:13I could get away with anything.
03:17What are you here for?
03:19And I pealed, but I fucked it.
03:24I told him I don't soil myself.
03:28Yeah, you've got to plan a system.
03:30Mam.
03:32Do you soil yourself?
03:34Yeah.
03:34Can you wipe your own arse?
03:36No.
03:37Are you in pain?
03:44Just your regular doula ditch over here.
03:47She's got that multiple scoliosis thing right,
03:51but it's not that bad.
03:52Slerosis, you dull fuck.
03:54Slerosis.
03:55And what helped my view?
03:58One foot.
04:00Half a size bigger than the other.
04:03Look at him.
04:07Bizarre.
04:09And I did genuinely fucking shit myself.
04:12But I'll have an ankle completely fucking bad.
04:18So, what do you do for a job like?
04:21I work for a charity.
04:25We check if workplaces have accessible rooms.
04:32And then we give him a sticker if they do.
04:40Oh, I love stickies, man.
04:46So, the toilets pay well?
04:48It's voluntary, but Jo, our boss, she's amazing.
04:58She'll start paying us soon.
05:02We have an office in the back.
05:08Is that where they keep the donkeys?
05:13Yeah, it is.
05:17Don't it stink?
05:20Yeah, it does.
05:22Luke, it's a bit random, but...
05:25You need 50 squid.
05:26You can deliver this tomorrow at 10.
05:29Flat 42 going to the house.
05:30I'm too busy to do it myself.
05:34What's in it?
05:35Kinky shit.
05:36I sell whips, plugs, clamps, flashlights.
05:43Kinky.
05:44Well, you are when you stick your cock in one.
05:46Well, it pay over to a bit dodgy.
05:49Aye.
05:49Where is it?
05:50Take yourself.
05:53I'm saved under fit, boy, from assessment centre.
05:56Text me when you change your mind.
05:58I won't.
06:00You fucking will.
06:02I won't.
06:04Will.
06:05I won't.
06:06I won't.
06:09I won't.
06:13I won't.
06:16I won't.
06:17I won't.
06:18I won't.
06:19I won't.
06:20I won't.
06:21I won't.
06:26I won't.
06:27Mr Andrew Haddon, my name is Hope, and I work for a Bracklington-based disability charity called
06:32We See You.
06:33Here's now a convenient time to speak.
06:38When might be a convenient time to speak, Mr Andrew Haddon?
06:45Half past fuck off.
06:49That's disappointing.
06:50Just hang up.
06:53Hello, Emily Dawkins.
06:55No, I was speaking to Emily Dawkins, not you, Andrew Haddon.
06:58May I ask you one final question?
07:01Would you prefer disabled people simply shat in their wheelchairs?
07:05No, genuinely, I'm interested.
07:18The phone's broken, so I'm off to lunch.
07:21Meal deal.
07:22Harry Potter?
07:23No!
07:26Hurry up.
07:27Oh, I signed for a parcel for Joe.
07:30Oh, thanks.
07:32Make any phone calls?
07:35Phone calls?
07:37Who to?
07:40Don't worry.
07:41Enjoy your meal day up.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:55Hmm, Joe.
07:59I got a notification about a parcel.
08:02Hi Joe.
08:03No.
08:04A parcel.
08:06No, nothing's here.
08:09If it comes, I could come to yours.
08:14Drop it off.
08:16Cheeky glass of wine.
08:20It's only lingerie.
08:21No rush.
08:22Hot and cool and groovy.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
08:29Listen, erm...
08:32Emily, do you know why I started this charity?
08:36She want every workplace to be welcoming and accessible to all disabled people.
08:50Yeah.
08:51But specifically, Soho Farmhouse.
08:53Did you know they only have two disabled parking spaces and, like, one accessible toilet?
08:58No, we, er, we rang up and, actually, they have a life.
09:08Did it?
09:08It's abhorrent, Emily.
09:10Let's talk donations.
09:12Yeah, you first and then I'll offer me two pence.
09:19Have we had any donations?
09:20Two pence.
09:22And technically that was a bank interest.
09:28Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about wages.
09:35Well, listen, lovely, I can't afford to endlessly pour money into this little thing.
09:40Bring in those juicy donations, yeah?
09:43Book assessments.
09:44And then, perhaps we can go to Soho Farmhouse together.
09:49Check out the toilets.
09:52But if nothing improves by the end of the year,
09:55we'll have to shut down.
09:57Please, don't make me be that person.
09:59You see, there's nothing more.
10:00I can't get up.
10:08I can't get up.
10:11You're not looking for it.
10:12I can't get up.
10:12You're not looking for it.
10:13I'm looking for it.
10:13You're not looking for it.
10:14Come on.
10:14What am I?
10:16What am I?
10:18What am I?
10:19Oh, God.
10:23What was that?
10:24Bitty lady.
10:37Caca! Caca!
10:39Caca!
10:41The bin.
10:43What?
10:45The bin. The green bin.
10:48What? Don't keep saying what.
10:50You had a bins. The bin.
10:52Go to the bin.
10:53Oh, okay.
10:55There we go.
10:58Come on.
11:00There's a white envelope.
11:02Got it.
11:06Alright, alright. Bye.
11:07Don't say bye. Fuck me.
11:10Rude.
11:13Shit.
11:19Fuck.
11:20Fucking God.
11:34Fuck.
11:36Fuck.
11:36I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm big pie!
11:45I always wondered, you know this, you work with donkeys,
11:50what kind of animal is a newt?
11:59Don't worry, they're that thing now.
12:05Hi.
12:08My dad.
12:10Never open the serious-looking ones just chuck it.
12:14Dear Miss Dawkins, why did I act a little bit in that I'm single?
12:22And urgent.
12:24You passed your prime.
12:25I'm writing to inform you that you would pay your words until it's acceptable.
12:34I told you, mate.
12:36You should have dribbled.
12:37Even I dribbled it.
12:52Did they actually write that?
12:54So I lose a few quid they gave me father.
13:00Because I can walk to work and talk to the end of my nose with my index finger.
13:15That's not lingerie!
13:19What do they want me to do?
13:23Just stay stuck here in this house, shitting in the night or napping?
13:34I ate a big fucking brain!
13:37What the fuck are you doing?!
13:48Shit!
13:48It was drugs!
13:53Of course it were drugs, man!
13:55You seriously thought I was running an underground sex toy business?!
13:59No!
14:01My dad took me out soon!
14:04Go!
14:05Go!
14:06I'll start it!
14:10I made drugs use, not a drug dealer!
14:15Have a C-TML!
14:18And they're broken!
14:21Sometimes!
14:23Both!
14:24Listen!
14:25Right!
14:26Seeing you again, right, it's got me thinking!
14:30The ideal drug mule is a good old girl with an obvious disability!
14:35So!
14:38Viola!
14:41Viola!
14:43Viola!
14:45Viola!
14:46You can pass off any powder as your meds or say!
14:50A nice man fucking gave him me, right?
14:52And then start fucking screaming!
14:54Play up your cerebral watsit, right?
14:57We can make shitloads of fucking money!
15:01Here!
15:03Smell it!
15:04Smell it!
15:08Yeah!
15:10Give a ghost milk!
15:13You alright?
15:14Onions!
15:16Emily, hold!
15:27What's this then?
15:29I dropped a bag of flour!
15:33Flour?
15:34Flour?
15:34Flour?
15:35Flour?
15:35I was making flapjacks!
15:38Big cakes!
15:39Flapjacks don't use flour!
15:41A lovely big flapjack-y cake!
15:47Alright!
15:48Yeah!
15:50When's it ready?
15:52We ate it!
15:54Yeah!
15:55Before you cleaned up?
15:57We were well hungry!
15:59Yeah!
16:00Yeah!
16:02Alright!
16:03Bye bye Mr Hawkins!
16:06Yeah!
16:06See you later!
16:08Bye helpful boy!
16:11No problem!
16:13You should go, okay?
16:16Listen!
16:17I'll coin for a bit, yeah?
16:19Yeah!
16:21Think about it!
16:22Alright!
16:24Okay!
16:25Bye bye!
16:26Bye bye!
16:28I bet you'll keep that money!
16:30I won't!
16:31You will!
16:32I won't!
16:33Good day Dad!
16:35The best!
16:36I've got my front page for October!
16:39A guy on the estate is stealing lead!
16:42It's a lead about lead!
16:48That joke will work written down!
16:52Fuck!
17:04Oh!
17:06Hi!
17:07Hello!
17:08Hello!
17:08Remember me?
17:11It's...
17:12Partel Lady!
17:14Yeah!
17:14No pressure!
17:15Yeah!
17:16But can we swap back and pass us!
17:22It'd be great for my conscience!
17:26Yeah!
17:27If I could!
17:29You want your packet back, yeah?
17:31Yeah!
17:32Excellent place!
17:33Yeah!
17:34You want me to sell it to you?
17:35Yeah!
17:35Yeah!
17:36Would that be good?
17:36Yeah!
17:37Are you fucking filming me or something?
17:39Are you fucking filming me with your little camera?
17:41Excuse me!
17:41With your little fucking camera?
17:41When's the last train of gangsta?
17:44When's the last train of gangsta?
17:59Yeah!
18:00There's your fucking timetable!
18:02You lot!
18:03You stay right there!
18:05Well, it's not as if we're Usain Bolton fucking Paula Radcliffe, is it?
18:09Don't touch that dog!
18:10Is that what you teach dogs to do now, is it? More disabled people?
18:13What are you?
18:14underside police or the fucking SS?
18:16Just stay there, sir!
18:18I need to talk to...
18:19Well, a couple of both of us get mugged!
18:20In broad daylight!
18:22And now you're setting vicious dogs on us!
18:24I want to speak to the young lady now, sir!
18:27So, shut up!
18:29Are you all right?
18:32Can you tell me what's wrong?
18:37I can't help it!
18:43Am I in trouble?
18:47Of course not!
18:49Erm...
18:50Ooh!
18:51Er...
18:52Got a go!
18:53Erm...
18:54Did you want to file a report?
18:56No!
18:57Thank you, Mitch!
18:59It's a policeman!
19:11Did you really piss yourself?
19:13I'm...
19:15Yeah!
19:17Tadah!
19:18I used to go pay, that!
19:20Thank you for beating the living shit out of that man! How can I ever repay you?
19:37Glowy?
19:39Yeah, my family won't give me a glowy.
19:46Worth a try.
19:50How about a pint?
19:53That's why I have to have iodine injected into my urethra.
19:57I wouldn't recommend Belgium.
20:00What's your backstory?
20:01Oh, I used to tell people at school that I was the latest
20:10cos my dad was Stephen Hawking.
20:17Fancy a cocktail?
20:19Did I do women here?
20:22Nah, I'm fucking joking.
20:24We're having a lager. Two more, please, Dave.
20:30Well, look who it is, Emily Dawkins.
20:33About your money, did you bring a habit?
20:39Shush, he's on paleo. He's trying.
20:44Ewan, I lost the money you left me, but I got some of the drugged back.
21:00No worries.
21:02You're not angry.
21:05Nah, I'm happy.
21:06Happy Ewan, that's what Nan calls me.
21:08So he's not here to break my legs.
21:12That would be the point.
21:15Nah, this is minibus and I see you.
21:16Alright, I'm my C.
21:18He has a minibus.
21:19Nice one.
21:21When's the last train of Ganston?
21:22Oh, here.
21:24We're old friends.
21:27Right.
21:29Okay.
21:29Well, if you need me, I'll be...
21:34...shooting poo.
21:38Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:42You.
21:44You the block never.
21:46I did.
21:47One word and they would tear your face right off.
21:57So, we do have a good laugh, don't we?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Yeah.
22:00Yeah.
22:00We have a good laugh, don't we?
22:01Yeah.
22:02Yeah.
22:02Yeah, right.
22:02So, did you think about what I said, yeah?
22:04Yes.
22:05He said no.
22:07Oh, come on then, right.
22:08You're perfect.
22:10You're a lonely, boring, single woman rapidly hurtling towards middle age.
22:15Am I right, monsieur?
22:17100%.
22:17You're invisible.
22:19You're nothing.
22:19I think.
22:21You have a lovely way with words.
22:26You're gonna come work with me, aren't you?
22:29Let me think about this properly.
22:34The charity don't pay me.
22:37Sh.
22:37Pray, prospects.
22:38Tick.
22:39And I'm stuck living with my dad.
22:44No life.
22:45Tick.
22:46Oh, sad dad.
22:47Tick.
22:47Well, you look quite well, by the way, old Steve Hawkins.
22:50You're talking normal again.
22:53What would happen if I get caught?
22:57If you wasn't caught, they'd just like, we'll look at you and they'd be like...
23:05Fuck it.
23:08But don't show until I claim my dad.
23:12It's your milk, okay?
23:13I'm due to the deal.
23:16You're dealing cocaine on a Wednesday lunchtime, Emily Dawkins?
23:19Now, why would you think that?
23:24Not again!
23:27Yay!
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