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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's

00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane I should know my husband made

00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall I'm literally the size of a dry

00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest I still believe

00:00:53our loves worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better

00:01:04to us to us

00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination it's a dr. Carmichael couples

00:01:20therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom it's speaking of the journey it was so bumpy

00:01:29yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but I am working through my narcissistic

00:01:37tendencies and I am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next

00:01:45stop dr. Carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture I'd like to go first okay great

00:02:01I've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our

00:02:06anniversary so we can renew our vows new year new us I'm speechless we were so happy there

00:02:20really really are Gary and Meg gonna be there they're giving up Cabo Lulu our daughter has

00:02:26not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text okay okay my

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00:02:31okay this will be the last Christmas that we spend in St. Louis because I have listed our house

00:02:40with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next December I am going to land this big

00:02:45fish and tomorrow I'm going to get Elvis Smith to bankroll the final stage of my life's work so

00:02:50that in one year Lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like I promised years ago

00:02:57clean slate and a fresh start I supported you and you got your prize and all I ask is that

00:03:06for one

00:03:06more year you support me so I can get mine are you serious the listing went up today

00:03:19is this real very

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00:03:29I love you

00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed

00:04:09how does one solve the problem

00:04:11of feeding the world only less little John knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn

00:04:20and shrink it to a fraction of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow 10 a hundred a

00:04:28thousand ears of corn in the space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work

00:04:36my revolutionary molecular transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between

00:04:41atoms oh the real question is can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been

00:04:47miniaturized not only can we do it we will do it together Hilton Smith we can make more with less

00:04:55and that's l e s I'll take it from here less okay

00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds

00:05:12call this the mini barn card no one calls it that okay it's just me see I grew up on

00:05:18a farm

00:05:19richard right

00:05:19sorry

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00:28:43vermont i'm gonna go to the gray house and i um could you could you come with me where you

00:28:48finished your masterpiece i'd be honored to be invited a gift beyond measure i have 10 vacation

00:28:54days and one personal day bank heart emoji uh let's meet at mandy's diner at midnight heart

00:29:02emoji bag i'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart did you love my present

00:29:08fuck pardon yeah i i didn't have the heart to open it so um i'll just bring it with me

00:29:17okay

00:29:17new year new you new us oh is vermont cold i get

00:29:43everybody out in 30 minutes or hulk is gonna see me smash

00:29:49iceberg ahead 30 clicks abandoned ship lady tomato about to burst

00:29:53hey hey les promise me a minute

00:29:59i'll give you 20

00:30:17excuse me i thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays

00:30:23martin signed the loi asap and hilton turned on the money hose in good faith

00:30:27i didn't sign i'm a partner apparently not the important one

00:30:32oh well now i'm inspired and i would like you to leave a genius needs his space

00:30:39exactly and i plan on being inspired throughout the holidays

00:30:44i know this is a difficult transition period i'll give you tonight but i will be back tomorrow

00:30:52boots on the ground dr little john

00:30:58fuck me

00:31:05fuck me

00:31:08fuck you

00:31:35Mils, I don't have time.

00:31:39She what?

00:32:02You're old. Text me.

00:32:09Fuck you, too.

00:32:14Starla?

00:32:25Les?

00:32:25Freezers, off limits. From now on, till I say.

00:32:28I need to regroup.

00:32:29Where are you going?

00:32:31I'm leaving you.

00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.

00:32:35How's that?

00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career? Think I don't know?

00:32:38You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?

00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.

00:32:44I'm a hoax.

00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.

00:32:48You mentioned Joan.

00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.

00:32:52I'm not intentionally.

00:32:53For anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.

00:32:55And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.

00:32:57I never said misogynist.

00:32:59Why would you do this?

00:32:59Why?

00:33:00You know why.

00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?

00:33:04This is about you.

00:33:06And our marriage.

00:33:08And breaking the promise of step three, colon, a grand gesture.

00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.

00:33:13Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.

00:33:17Career?

00:33:18Stop!

00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts.

00:33:22This is what you did.

00:33:22You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.

00:33:26You changed the names.

00:33:27You added a little bit of wry sarcasm.

00:33:29And then you called it fiction.

00:33:30And you got lucky.

00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.

00:33:34No shit.

00:33:34My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this

00:33:43extravagantly sad McMansion in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so

00:33:49that you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.

00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.

00:33:55Oh, my God.

00:33:56I'm so sorry.

00:33:57What is it you need right now?

00:33:59I need you.

00:34:00Yeah.

00:34:00I need your support.

00:34:02This is my last chance.

00:34:03You already got your prize.

00:34:06And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.

00:34:12Every book signing.

00:34:13Every interview.

00:34:14I held your purse.

00:34:15I held my tongue.

00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.

00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.

00:34:20You know, the roller coaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.

00:34:24I have paid that debt.

00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.

00:34:29You had Flavor Saver.

00:34:32And it was insufferable.

00:34:36Still is.

00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.

00:34:40I didn't get my prize.

00:34:42Swing and a miss.

00:34:43How is it my fault?

00:34:46How?

00:34:47My apologies.

00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.

00:34:50Coasting by on a one-hit wonder isn't enough for me.

00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.

00:34:56Huh?

00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.

00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.

00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.

00:35:04That's me?

00:35:04That's what you think of me?

00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.

00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house?

00:35:12Huh?

00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm because,

00:35:18quote, I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.

00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.

00:35:28And there it is, everyone.

00:35:30That's our show.

00:35:32Same line every time.

00:35:40This is the top-secret thing you've been working on?

00:35:44Give me that.

00:35:45Give me that.

00:35:45A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.

00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.

00:35:52This is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea.

00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.

00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.

00:36:02Ah!

00:36:03Ah!

00:36:05Ah!

00:36:06Ah!

00:36:07What a gentleman!

00:36:08Oh, fuck.

00:36:10What?

00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.

00:36:12What the?

00:36:15What are you doing?

00:36:26What are you doing?

00:36:31Oh, God.

00:36:32Oh, God.

00:36:33Is she dead?

00:36:38Lindy?

00:36:41Say something.

00:36:42Are you alive?

00:36:44Oh, you're alive!

00:36:48Fuck you!

00:36:50Fuck you!

00:36:51Oh!

00:36:53Oh!

00:36:54Oh!

00:37:08All right.

00:37:14Oh!

00:37:16Oh!

00:37:18Oh!

00:37:20Oh!

00:37:24Oh, my God.

00:37:27Last.

00:37:30Oh, fuck.

00:37:33Oh.

00:37:36What's on him is that?

00:37:40Oh, shit.

00:37:45Oh, my God.

00:37:59How much did I drink last night?

00:38:02Less.

00:38:06Why would you put the plaid back up?

00:38:11It's my eyes.

00:38:14My head.

00:38:18Oh, I'll try January starts today.

00:38:24Oh, wow.

00:38:27That really cleaned up.

00:38:32Less.

00:38:38Who's at the door?

00:38:51What is this nonsense?

00:38:59No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:02Lindy?

00:39:04Everything is fine.

00:39:06Don't freak out.

00:39:16Lindy?

00:39:17No!

00:39:20Okay.

00:39:21I'm opening up the dollhouse.

00:39:23Stop screaming at me!

00:39:29Whoa!

00:39:30Whoa!

00:39:32Whoa!

00:39:35Whoa!

00:39:37Whoa!

00:39:38Whoa!

00:39:39Whoa!

00:39:41Oh, shit!

00:39:42Whoa!

00:39:44Oh!

00:39:45Oh!

00:39:46Oh!

00:39:47There you are!

00:39:49You're okay!

00:39:53I am not okay!

00:39:57Can you hear me? I am not okay!

00:40:05I am not okay!

00:40:08It works! I can hear you!

00:40:10You're too loud!

00:40:12Sorry.

00:40:13Well now I can't hear you!

00:40:15How about now?

00:40:16No, too loud!

00:40:17Now!

00:40:18Now?

00:40:19Softer!

00:40:20Now?

00:40:21Better!

00:40:22I hate this fucking thing!

00:40:27Can you hear me now?

00:40:29Say again?

00:40:30Can you hear me now?

00:40:31Yes!

00:40:32Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.

00:40:35Are you okay?

00:40:36I'm fine!

00:40:38I heard that.

00:40:38I think we got it.

00:40:41Hi!

00:40:42What the fuck, Les?

00:40:44I heard that too.

00:40:45Loud and clear.

00:40:47Okay?

00:40:48Mindy, I'm so sorry.

00:40:49It was an accident.

00:40:50And uh...

00:40:51I can't believe it even happened.

00:40:53I...

00:40:53But you're incredible!

00:40:55I mean...

00:40:56You're beautiful!

00:41:01Are you smiling right now?!

00:41:04No!

00:41:05No, no, no.

00:41:05No, of course not.

00:41:06I...

00:41:06I just...

00:41:07I...

00:41:08Just like...

00:41:10Wow.

00:41:11Wow.

00:41:13Wow?

00:41:13Wow!

00:41:14No, I apologize.

00:41:16You're my wife and you're not experimentally.

00:41:18I should hope so!

00:41:20Jesus!

00:41:21Oh my God!

00:41:22This is your job?!

00:41:24This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!

00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so...

00:41:29So they don't what?

00:41:29Eat more?

00:41:30I don't...

00:41:31Do you...

00:41:31Do you want me to answer that?

00:41:34Or...

00:41:34Explain it to me!

00:41:36Well...

00:41:37Um...

00:41:37It's called...

00:41:39Cellular reduction.

00:41:40And um...

00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.

00:41:46And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.

00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!

00:41:52Jesus!

00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!

00:41:55Oh, right.

00:41:55Well, I just reversed the process.

00:41:57That's the restoration part.

00:41:59Great!

00:42:01Restore me!

00:42:03Now, please!

00:42:04I can do that.

00:42:06Um...

00:42:06Uh...

00:42:06But first, uh...

00:42:07A surprise!

00:42:09Meet me in the dining room.

00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:42:16Les, do I look merry or hungry?!

00:42:19Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...

00:42:22I'm not!

00:42:23Make me big again, now!

00:42:25Heard that?

00:42:26Loud and clear?

00:42:28Um...

00:42:28The thing is...

00:42:29Tell me you can make me big again, Les!

00:42:32I can.

00:42:32And I will.

00:42:33Um...

00:42:34The thing is...

00:42:35That it's just...

00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...

00:42:38Or two.

00:42:39Tops.

00:42:39But...

00:42:40You'll be fine.

00:42:40Everything's gonna be okay.

00:42:42You're healthy.

00:42:42I checked your vitals.

00:42:44Wait!

00:42:44I could die?!

00:42:46Tiny?!

00:42:46No!

00:42:47You're not gonna die, Tiny!

00:42:50You'll be safe in the dollhouse.

00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our house-house.

00:42:56Um...

00:42:57The stove works.

00:42:58The refrigerator works.

00:42:59There's food.

00:43:00The water runs.

00:43:02And...

00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.

00:43:06Your clothes.

00:43:08From your closet.

00:43:11Um...

00:43:11And, uh...

00:43:12This curling thing.

00:43:17And...

00:43:17Your hairbrush.

00:43:19Uh...

00:43:19Cold cream.

00:43:21Looked important.

00:43:22Oh, and I remembered your coffee.

00:43:24And the coffee maker.

00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?

00:43:26Oh!

00:43:27One crucial thing.

00:43:28Um...

00:43:28The toilet.

00:43:29Uh...

00:43:30It works.

00:43:30I figured it out.

00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet.

00:43:33Downstairs.

00:43:34Ever.

00:43:35You will be restored to regular size.

00:43:37I...

00:43:37I promise it.

00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy.

00:43:39I am so close.

00:43:41Truly.

00:43:42Now it's so close?!

00:43:45Not a day!

00:43:46Or two!

00:43:47Tops!

00:43:48Less!

00:43:49You motherfucker!

00:43:52Hey.

00:43:54Calm.

00:43:54Calm down.

00:43:57Calm.

00:43:58Calm.

00:43:59Down.

00:44:18Hey Lindy.

00:44:21I'm gonna need a minute.

00:44:25I don't mind if you let off.

00:44:30He's been away.

00:44:42You can refilm the Lady's Cup, too.

00:44:47She's on her way, boy.

00:44:49She's gone back to her husband.

00:44:50No.

00:44:51They always do.

00:44:52Not this time.

00:44:53No, no, no.

00:44:53Because we've got plans.

00:44:55Yep.

00:44:56We've got concrete plans.

00:45:01How about a 10-day getaway to Vermont for two?

00:45:07Uber romantic.

00:45:15There are multiple reasons she could be late.

00:45:17No, I know Lindy's coming.

00:45:19Why, you may ask?

00:45:20Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, destined to be written, immortalized for generations to come.

00:45:32Quiet, everybody, please.

00:45:34Quiet, please!

00:45:36Sorry.

00:45:37Oh.

00:45:39It's work.

00:45:42Hey, Martin.

00:45:44Well, I was going to head out of town, so...

00:45:48No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:49Of course, of course.

00:45:50I'll just head into the lab.

00:45:55No, I've not heard from us.

00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?

00:46:01Yeah, okay, bye.

00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?

00:46:07Barb, can I be honest?

00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.

00:46:13Oh.

00:46:15He's suffering?

00:46:21Take those off.

00:46:22I feel like a specimen.

00:46:24And come closer.

00:46:25I don't want to keep yelling.

00:46:30Jesus, the 96?

00:46:32If there was ever a time.

00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.

00:46:37Well, I couldn't.

00:46:38It was top secret.

00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.

00:46:41That's bullshit.

00:46:43You didn't trust me.

00:46:45Which makes me so...

00:46:47sad.

00:46:49Makes me so sad.

00:46:52Fuck you.

00:46:54But...

00:46:54Yeah.

00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you, either.

00:47:02What?

00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:07They are so cute!

00:47:11Wait.

00:47:12And legible?

00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:16They're so cute.

00:47:19Oh, and functional.

00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:24How cute.

00:47:26And accurate.

00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.

00:47:33Never put it together.

00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.

00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me.

00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.

00:47:43No, no, no.

00:47:43No, Les.

00:47:45Take me with you.

00:47:46I'm portable.

00:47:46You will be safer here in the dollhouse.

00:47:48I feel very not safe.

00:47:50I feel very small.

00:47:51And like, something bad could happen.

00:47:53I won't let something happen.

00:47:55Something did.

00:47:56Something else.

00:47:57Beyond the accident.

00:47:59But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.

00:48:01Please, Les.

00:48:02I do not want to be alone.

00:48:03Please.

00:48:03I'm scared.

00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?

00:48:09Oh, God.

00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.

00:48:13Not me.

00:48:15I can show you.

00:48:16No, I, I don't.

00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?

00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.

00:48:23I promise.

00:48:25Trust me.

00:48:29Okay.

00:48:31This is crazy.

00:48:33Oh, my.

00:49:09I mean, everything's really big.

00:49:13Really.

00:49:28Wow.

00:49:28I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?

00:49:33You see this dust ball?

00:49:37Do you think I could choke on this?

00:49:39Oh.

00:49:40Yeah, put that down.

00:49:44Hello, Dolores.

00:49:45Look who it is.

00:49:47See?

00:49:48She's not that scary.

00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?

00:49:51Oh, oh, it's puffing.

00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?

00:49:55No, no, no.

00:49:56It's trying to eat me.

00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me.

00:49:59Can you put me down, please?

00:50:01Put me down.

00:50:15Fun, right?

00:50:16We all love a train ride.

00:50:17Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:21Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:28Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:31Merry Christmas.

00:50:33Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:39Merry Christmas to me!

00:50:46Merry Christmas, Wendy!

00:50:49Maybe too many times around?

00:50:51I want to get out!

00:50:53I don't want to eat it.

00:50:55Oh, I'm going to be sick.

00:50:59Oh, God.

00:51:03Oh, my God.

00:51:05Hey, it's going to be okay.

00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.

00:51:12So incredibly sorry.

00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.

00:51:26I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.

00:51:27What am I supposed to do with this?

00:51:29I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but I don't know.

00:51:34Um, Scarface?

00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.

00:51:41Who are you feeling?

00:51:43Really?

00:51:44I mean...

00:51:45I know what you mean.

00:51:47Better.

00:51:50I did always love this couch.

00:52:05When you're ready.

00:52:07Uh, pour away.

00:52:13Don't be shy.

00:52:15Don't be shy.

00:52:15So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?

00:52:21Temporary tiny life.

00:52:23How long again?

00:52:24A day.

00:52:25Two at the most.

00:52:26I'm so close.

00:52:27So close.

00:52:28Yeah.

00:52:29Yeah.

00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?

00:52:36Floor is clean.

00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.

00:52:40Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?

00:52:42Kind of.

00:52:51Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.

00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.

00:52:57With a twist.

00:52:59Who?

00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.

00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.

00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.

00:53:06I still don't know who that is.

00:53:07Walt?

00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.

00:53:10That's a stretch.

00:53:12What?

00:53:13I am blonde.

00:53:14Les said that we could be twins.

00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.

00:53:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean.

00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.

00:53:24Because it sold a million copies, cause it won the Pulitzer.

00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.

00:53:31You're not excited?

00:53:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.

00:53:34I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgement.

00:53:38The book wasn't well received.

00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.

00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added that does not a Pulitzer make.

00:53:45Their words.

00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.

00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if

00:53:55I were the devil incarnate.

00:53:56Walt?

00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.

00:53:59That's not a stretch.

00:54:01Mom.

00:54:02It's fiction.

00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.

00:54:05Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.

00:54:09It's a comedy.

00:54:10It's a dark comedy.

00:54:11A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.

00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.

00:54:28Walked out or was driven away?

00:54:29Jim abandoned me.

00:54:30No.

00:54:31He stopped being married to you.

00:54:34He abandoned me.

00:54:36Me too.

00:54:37And he's still the hero.

00:54:39I tried my best.

00:54:41Walt?

00:54:42If I may, Walt.

00:54:44Diane, have you tried the potatoes?

00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane.

00:54:49With a twist.

00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?

00:54:51It's parmesan cheese.

00:54:53Try it.

00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.

00:55:03Just like you.

00:55:09Walt.

00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.

00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.

00:55:16Yes.

00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.

00:55:19It's like an arch for what?

00:55:20It's the gateway to the west.

00:55:24I think it's great.

00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.

00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.

00:55:32I think Laura Dern is very generous casting.

00:55:34I have to say hello.

00:55:40What's going on?

00:55:41Do you want to have sex?

00:55:42Oh, yes.

00:55:43Yes, we're here.

00:55:45We'll be quiet.

00:55:46We'll be fine.

00:55:47You're set to high volume.

00:55:50Watch.

00:55:51Watch, watch, watch.

00:55:52Watch, watch.

00:55:53Watch.

00:55:54Okay.

00:55:54All right.

00:55:55Okay.

00:55:55Good.

00:55:56Come on.

00:56:03Quick, quick, quick.

00:56:10You're defending me.

00:56:12Always.

00:56:13Always.

00:56:14Always.

00:56:18Hi-

00:56:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:56:23Oh, fuck.

00:56:25Oh, fuck.

00:56:26Jesus, Waltz.

00:56:27Can I help you?

00:56:29Obviously this isn't the washroom.

00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.

00:56:32I want to go with the toilet.

00:56:34I can see the light.

00:56:40he's trying to escape

00:56:47oh my god

00:56:50oh fuck

00:56:52maybe i can't be quiet

00:56:54i don't think you can

00:56:58hey

00:57:03i'm not really like her though right

00:57:05my mother

00:57:07i'm not like diane am i

00:57:09does that make me walt

00:57:11seriously

00:57:12seriously

00:57:14seriously

00:57:16no

00:57:17fuck no

00:57:18no she's unbelievable

00:57:20not in a good way

00:57:24it's gonna be okay

00:57:26it's only a few days

00:57:31only a few days

00:57:38it's only a few days

00:57:39i live

00:57:45I don't know.

00:58:10What?

00:58:11What?

00:58:12What?

00:58:13What?

00:58:14It can't be right.

00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in.

00:58:19Now.

00:58:21Now-ish.

00:58:45What?

00:58:49Stay...

00:58:50Stay!

00:58:54No!

00:58:55No!

00:58:56Ow, ow, ow!

00:59:02Come here.

00:59:05Ow, fuck.

00:59:07You fuzzy fucker.

00:59:20Stop.

00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.

00:59:24I feel bad enough already.

00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?

00:59:42Hey!

00:59:47Yes, Richard?

00:59:48What is it?

00:59:49Oh, you seem upset.

00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where

00:59:58you're at.

01:00:00Okay, right?

01:00:00Is that all?

01:00:01Now you've got me worried.

01:00:03Is everything all right at home?

01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy?

01:00:06Lindy's her name, right?

01:00:07Yes, Richard, she's fine.

01:00:08Good, good.

01:00:09Yeah.

01:00:09She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.

01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.

01:00:15She's keeping busy.

01:00:16She's writing, writing.

01:00:18That's wonderful.

01:00:19That's wonderful.

01:00:20Richard!

01:00:20Get your butt inside!

01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity.

01:00:24I'm upset.

01:00:28I'll see you later.

01:00:53I'll see you later.

01:00:59I have to trust him.

01:01:02I cannot spiral.

01:01:05Huh?

01:01:07Oh.

01:01:08Yeah.

01:01:09Why not?

01:01:11Okay, that's it.

01:01:13That's good, space colon.

01:01:15Colon?

01:01:16Colon-al.

01:01:19Colonel.

01:01:20Space colonel.

01:01:22Next stop, Uranus.

01:01:24I couldn't...

01:01:25Fuck, I'm already spiraling.

01:01:28You made me believe you were so close.

01:01:30So I believed you.

01:01:32Yes, and you should believe me.

01:01:33That's our deal.

01:01:33There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.

01:01:36So what does so close mean to you in this context today?

01:01:41My God, I can't put an actual number on it.

01:01:44I don't know.

01:01:46What?

01:01:46Oh.

01:01:48What have you done?

01:01:49What have I done?

01:01:50Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.

01:01:53Contract is for 30 days.

01:01:56That's insane!

01:01:57Well, you said that you were close!

01:01:5930 days?!

01:02:01Well, it will work.

01:02:03I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong, so...

01:02:07Now you have 30 days!

01:02:08No, no, no.

01:02:09We have 30 days.

01:02:10Oh, now it's we.

01:02:11What does it say exactly?

01:02:12What does the small print say exactly?

01:02:13It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works, or the patent

01:02:21on our tech...

01:02:22On my tech, thank you.

01:02:23...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.

01:02:26Sues us.

01:02:27Sues us.

01:02:28For fraud.

01:02:29And you go to jail.

01:02:31To jail?

01:02:32Well, can he do that?

01:02:33He can.

01:02:34And after 30 days, it goes.

01:02:36The tech, the lab, the bobs.

01:02:38Gone.

01:02:40But...

01:02:41But...

01:02:42Okay, so how do I make...

01:02:45Uh...

01:02:45How do I...

01:02:47How do I make things big again?

01:02:49Because I have to make things big again.

01:02:51Well, after 30 days, you can't.

01:02:58I mean, can he actually do this?

01:03:01Yes.

01:03:01He can.

01:03:02It says it right here.

01:03:04Oh.

01:03:06Less.

01:03:08How bad is this?

01:03:12Okay.

01:03:17I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.

01:03:19No, no.

01:03:30No.

01:03:33No.

01:03:36No.

01:03:47Um...

01:03:49Shakespeare used to write with.

01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare?

01:03:52Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.

01:03:55Bars guard.

01:03:56Well, you talk about it a lot.

01:04:00You seem a little bit down.

01:04:02No, I'm just tired.

01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone,

01:04:09someone special, you know, and it's just, you know.

01:04:14Well, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.

01:04:16Thank you, Janet.

01:04:17This is a very thoughtful gift, so.

01:04:24Thy returneth to thine grind.

01:04:35Okay.

01:04:38Buddy?

01:04:39Thank you for moving her.

01:04:48Oh.

01:04:51Right.

01:04:52Okay.

01:04:54Oh, that's good.

01:04:57Okay.

01:05:01Oh, come on.

01:05:06Okay.

01:05:09Oh, my God.

01:05:16Guide.

01:05:21Oh.

01:05:23A classic.

01:05:25Gum.

01:05:29Volume.

01:05:30Time.

01:05:32Oh.

01:05:33Oh.

01:05:33We're never turning this off.

01:05:35Okay, Sax.

01:05:36So.

01:05:40We've got popcorn.

01:05:42But no candy.

01:05:46Oh.

01:05:48Less.

01:05:49That's just for me.

01:05:59Richard.

01:05:59I need everyone at the top of their game today.

01:06:01It's a big day.

01:06:02Could be the day.

01:06:03Needs to be the day.

01:06:04Or two.

01:06:06At the most.

01:06:11Here are my thoughts.

01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to b sub j.

01:06:19Minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught.

01:06:23Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.

01:06:27Thoughts complete.

01:06:28Bobs.

01:06:29Implement his thoughts.

01:06:36B sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.

01:06:41Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.

01:06:45Complete.

01:06:46Carl, implement his thoughts.

01:07:00.

01:07:13Question.

01:07:15.

01:07:16.

01:07:18.

01:07:27.

01:07:28.

01:07:28Let's make history

01:08:16A great attempt in the name of science

01:08:19Richard, Bob the Explainer

01:08:23Nominal success

01:08:24Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds

01:08:28Same as previous attempt

01:08:29Result, molecular disequilibrium

01:08:33Eraser, Bob, see medic

01:08:34Bring in Fred

01:08:35Clean up an I.O. everywhere

01:08:37Richard

01:08:38We're waiting on analysis to proceed

01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts

01:08:43We'll go again

01:08:44No, you won't

01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem

01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today

01:08:54Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab

01:08:57Will be authorized by me

01:08:59No, no, no, no, no

01:09:01Um, this is not how we work here

01:09:04We are making history, okay?

01:09:07That corn was regular size

01:09:10It's incredible

01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?

01:09:13Reports, equipment, results

01:09:14Any spending whatsoever

01:09:16Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room

01:09:21Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?

01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody

01:09:25This is Virginia

01:09:26Vivian

01:09:26Vivian, I don't know her last name

01:09:28But she's new here

01:09:29And she doesn't know how things work

01:09:31And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?

01:09:33Can we just talk about this?

01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging

01:09:40I don't care about the money

01:09:41Of course you don't

01:09:42You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo

01:09:48I had to open the books

01:09:49Well, it had to be perfect, what?

01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad

01:09:53Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money

01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money

01:09:57This is his lab now

01:09:59And I run Hilton's lab

01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab

01:10:02This is unacceptable

01:10:03And it's ridiculous

01:10:04And do, do something

01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me

01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now

01:10:12Well, good luck reaching him

01:10:14He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam

01:10:20Guam?

01:10:21Guam?

01:10:22What?

01:10:23Shut it down

01:10:23We'll try again tomorrow

01:10:25Together

01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation

01:10:29You're an OSHA violation!

01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus

01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure

01:10:3929 days

01:10:41Not helpful

01:10:42Not the point

01:10:51What have I done?

01:10:59Midnight

01:11:00Midnight

01:11:01For the stars and you

01:11:06Midnight

01:11:07And a rendezvous

01:11:11Your eyes

01:11:14Held a message tender

01:11:16Saying I surrender

01:11:20Oh my love

01:11:22No, it's my phone

01:11:25Oh my phone

01:11:26Oh, oh

01:11:30Come here, come here, come here

01:11:31What?

01:11:44No

01:11:45No

01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?

01:12:12Am I losing my mind?

01:12:19I can see me

01:12:21In you

01:12:26Do you know

01:12:27What?

01:12:28Ah, what is that?

01:12:30Oh, fuck

01:12:37I gotta get out of here

01:12:53God damn it

01:12:56For fuck's sake

01:13:02God dang it

01:13:05God damn it

01:13:07God damn it

01:13:07Oh, fuck

01:13:12Agh

01:13:14Ha

01:13:18Ah

01:13:19God damn it

01:13:27God damn it

01:13:31God damn it

01:13:33Oh yeah

01:13:35With her

01:13:35Ahh!

01:13:38Ah.

01:13:46Ah!

01:13:49Ah!

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01:13:59Ah!

01:14:03Aaaah!

01:14:04Ah!

01:14:17What the?

01:14:19Oh, God.

01:14:23Oh, God.

01:14:24Oh! Oh!

01:14:33Lookie! Hold on! I'll save you!

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