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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born with a suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:50Let's go!
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Who if you wanna take me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32I'll be the fire
02:33I'm gonna have you lost the game today
02:35I'm gonna have you lost the game today
02:36I'm gonna have you magic things
02:37I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree, a darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're standing in my light
03:35You're sta-
03:36You're pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scary
03:40I know most people do
03:43You say it's the real world
03:44Honey, honey
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city to it
03:50Nice try
03:52Knock it out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'd see you
03:59You wanna be a
04:00You wanna be a
04:02Ye-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Can't last forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
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12:59I will show you
13:01That was so fucking hot
13:08We're out of the way
13:24I should go
13:33So, obviously we're out of the way
13:34each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy
13:40there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched
13:46for me. They're pissed they can't
13:48come, but my mom is threatening to wake up
13:50at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents
13:56will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it
14:06my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh,
14:17remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease,
14:48your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days
14:51into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender
14:54for the top story here in Sochi,
14:56Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year
15:00for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom,
15:06Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37All right, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice to you.
15:43You fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Excuse me, this year, baby,
15:57we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so, Vonnie,
16:00don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is,
16:13we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight,
16:15we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude
16:34to show up to a place like this
16:35and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to go on.
18:38Yeah, O'Tooch.
18:42Minister who's still wants to meet you today.
18:45Not looking at anything.
18:48It's my honor.
18:50You should be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latwia.
18:59...Latwia.
19:01And he's still a mess.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05It's not sad?
19:06It's not sad, Otec.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12This is not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is playing?
19:31You, captain, are you doing it playing?
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42My mother.
19:43Who did you do it?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She can't do it.
19:53My mother?
19:54No, teacher.
19:57She is killed.
20:00You, friends.
20:01You won't remember it?
20:03I have seen you here in your house.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:28Yeah.
20:30You ready?
20:31Yes.
20:33Of course.
20:35It's a great deal.
20:36It's a good deal.
20:38But what's going on?
20:42Well, it's not a good deal.
20:44I'm going to take him away.
20:44I'm going to take him away.
20:46He's going to be a great deal.
20:48He's going to be a good deal.
20:51He's going to be a good deal.
20:52He's going to have a great deal.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Lider.
21:01We're too much talking.
21:03I'm too much talking.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs to be one more time.
21:21Look how she's behind him.
21:24What's going on?
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something more interesting.
21:52Do you want to drink?
21:57Do you want to drink?
21:58Appreciate it.
21:58Thank you, Sashai.
22:04I think you could really play bad.
22:07I would like to say thanks.
22:08But I know that you're not playing any other games.
22:10For the people who has been a son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you've got to help it from here.
22:16I sometimes put attention on my money.
22:19When I'm being able to drive attention on my money.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:25It doesn't have any meaning.
22:27Why did you do that? My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll be able to win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the traumatized brothers, you can't get there.
23:07You've seen the team quite well.
23:11Listen.
23:13This is the Vostok, and then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago.
23:19In Chicago.
23:20Not that already.
23:21In the final, most of all, it'll be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good.
23:26But too young.
23:28So you'll win the Coupe Xenian before the year I played on your birthday.
23:36No, thanks.
23:37I'm like to sleep tomorrow.
23:38Today we'll need to look ideal.
23:41You always look ideal.
23:42And it looks like it's going to be better.
23:44But you need to talk about it.
23:48We'll see you in Boston.
23:51Bye.
23:59Well, that's how it is, Sash.
24:04There's a lot of fun.
24:07I just love this place.
24:09Clubs with your head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And boys...
24:20Well...
24:21You've seen French boys?
24:25Yeah, Elia?
24:28Oh my God.
24:33Hey.
24:34I don't know anything.
24:37You don't want to go again.
24:41You don't shoot.
24:43You don't flirt at the end.
24:49But once...
24:51You were more fun.
24:56Oh yes.
25:08There?
25:10The...
25:13The danger was already caused by you.
25:16If you remember me...
25:22We're dead, Sasha.
25:26Yes.
25:28Yes, exactly.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:07I'm glad to see you.
26:24What happens here?
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41No.
28:42Man.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal.
28:46Shit show.
28:47Cocksucking Russia.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02Two shots against.
29:03And obviously.
29:04The Boston Raiders.
29:07Yeah.
29:08That's it, Levan.
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:38Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:46Woo!
29:49Woo!
29:53Woo!
29:59but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:06hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you
30:11what come on when will this ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:29and the lord talon award for most sportsman like player goes to
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:24months you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
31:29it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:37well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:44you suck my dick
32:00maybe yes nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that
32:25please get on your knees
32:26on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick
32:33please
32:44no
32:48what
32:49no
32:53we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and i will maybe maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now
33:22really
33:22no
33:24no
33:24the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:12it
34:30it
34:41they're going to be
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:32You're such an asshole.
35:52You're such an asshole.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
37:03no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
37:04no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
37:05no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god all in there
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need you what you know tell me
38:24you i need you
38:32so
38:36so
38:40so
38:45so
38:50so
38:54so
38:58so
39:25so
39:27russia this year was something else
39:34it's intense there
39:41so are you heading back soon
39:44back
39:46to russia for the summer
39:49oh yes
39:57why
39:59what do you mean why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to it's
40:08it's home
40:10yeah but i don't know is it safe
40:16what do you mean safe
40:18i don't know
40:21do you do you even like it there
40:30what difference does it make
40:32a pretty big one i think
40:40i need to sleep
40:41oh yeah me too i should have
40:55so i'm off
40:59goodbye hollander
41:00i don't know
41:23i don't know
41:28i don't know
41:46i don't know
41:47i don't know
41:58i don't know
42:00i don't know
42:17fuck
42:58i don't know
43:00i don't know
43:30i don't know
43:31i don't know
43:33i don't know
43:33i don't know
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