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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's
00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane I should know my husband made
00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall I'm literally the size of a dry
00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest I still believe
00:00:53our loves worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better
00:01:04to us to us
00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination it's a dr. Carmichael couples
00:01:20therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom it's speaking of the journey it was so bumpy
00:01:29yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but I am working through my narcissistic
00:01:37tendencies and I am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next
00:01:45stop dr. Carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture I'd like to go first okay great
00:02:01I've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our
00:02:06anniversary so we can renew our vows new year new us I'm speechless we were so happy there
00:02:20really really are Gary and Meg gonna be there they're giving up Cabo Lulu our daughter has
00:02:26not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text okay okay my
00:02:31turn
00:02:31okay this will be the last Christmas that we spend in St. Louis because I have listed our house
00:02:40with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next December I am going to land this big
00:02:45fish and tomorrow I'm going to get Elvis Smith to bankroll the final stage of my life's work so
00:02:50that in one year Lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like I promised years ago
00:02:57clean slate and a fresh start I supported you and you got your prize and all I ask is that
00:03:06for one
00:03:06more year you support me so I can get mine are you serious the listing went up today
00:03:19is this real very
00:03:25less
00:03:29I love you
00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed
00:04:09how does one solve the problem
00:04:11of feeding the world only less little John knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn
00:04:20and shrink it to a fraction of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow 10 a hundred a
00:04:28thousand ears of corn in the space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work
00:04:36my revolutionary molecular transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between
00:04:41atoms oh the real question is can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been
00:04:47miniaturized not only can we do it we will do it together Hilton Smith we can make more with less
00:04:55and that's l e s I'll take it from here less okay
00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds
00:05:12call this the mini barn card no one calls it that okay it's just me see I grew up on
00:05:18a farm
00:05:19rich right
00:05:19I
00:05:20I
00:05:27I
00:05:46call this the future
00:06:01I
00:06:02I
00:06:03am
00:06:04fucking amazed
00:06:14it's a corner
00:06:19I
00:06:19make it big I want to taste it
00:06:21make it big I want to taste it
00:06:22oh that big corn takes a big investment
00:06:24oh there he is money man chiming in
00:06:27go on
00:06:28you know Flavor Saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best GMO tomato on
00:06:36the market
00:06:37but it was a failure
00:06:38well
00:06:39no it wasn't
00:06:41it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it
00:06:44no I don't think I will admit it or I walk
00:06:50no
00:06:55fuck yeah
00:06:56you should never admit failure
00:06:58I got you
00:06:59yes you did Hilton but this agrotech is going to change the world
00:07:04jinx
00:07:05and just think this is only the beginning
00:07:07this is only the beginning
00:07:08sorry who are you
00:07:09Vivian Hilton's chief scientist
00:07:11I'm the guts
00:07:12I just write the checks
00:07:13she's
00:07:13the brains
00:07:14and my guts
00:07:15never make mistakes
00:07:17I mean I would write you a check
00:07:19right now
00:07:20but for some reason
00:07:23I'm just not feeling yummy in my tummy
00:07:29you
00:07:29you
00:07:30me
00:07:31who are you
00:07:32is this a true question
00:07:34I don't know is it
00:07:36well who are you
00:07:38I'm awesome I'm Hilton
00:07:40well I'm awesome I'm less
00:07:44yeah I'm gonna need more
00:07:52you liked it
00:07:54yeah I'm gonna lose my house
00:07:58you
00:08:13hey
00:08:14hey
00:08:15hey
00:08:15uh
00:08:17something
00:08:18quietly revealed itself to me
00:08:20oh what's that
00:08:21Maria's staff pick
00:08:23my rainbow starts with black
00:08:25it's a Pulitzer Prize winning novel
00:08:27by the one
00:08:28the only
00:08:29Lindy McMichael Littlejohn
00:08:32that's a
00:08:33lifetime ago
00:08:34uh uh
00:08:35eighteen years and still a fanfave
00:08:37listen Richie
00:08:38um
00:08:40we need to talk
00:08:42uh oh
00:08:43no
00:08:44yeah
00:08:45no we've just begun
00:08:46Richie
00:08:47hold on
00:08:48this is just the first act
00:08:49not turn this into a tragedy
00:08:52tragedy
00:08:52tragedy
00:08:52tragedy is a better story
00:08:54oh
00:08:55I wish they had a
00:08:56section on how to repair
00:08:57an emotional affair
00:08:59listen
00:09:00you really saw me
00:09:01when I needed it the most
00:09:03I do
00:09:04yeah and
00:09:05and you really gave me that emotional intimacy
00:09:08that I craved
00:09:09you know
00:09:09mm-hmm
00:09:10you were a great shoulder
00:09:12an ear
00:09:13mm-hmm
00:09:14you're so
00:09:15handsome
00:09:16young
00:09:17smart
00:09:17no stop it
00:09:18and maybe in another life
00:09:20but
00:09:21but I fell in love
00:09:24and you
00:09:25I fell in Les
00:09:27hell yes
00:09:28why
00:09:29Les knows the real me
00:09:31the worst of me
00:09:33and he
00:09:33he still loves me
00:09:35I could love the worst of you
00:09:37no
00:09:37he has twenty years on you
00:09:39and you've known me like a few months
00:09:41six and a half
00:09:43Les
00:09:45he made a grand gesture
00:09:46and he promised me
00:09:48a fresh start
00:09:49and I believe him
00:09:50why
00:09:51no no no
00:09:52actually don't say
00:09:54love should remain
00:09:55a mystery
00:09:57my mom told me that
00:09:59okay
00:10:00I'm gonna go
00:10:01just
00:10:02wait wait
00:10:03this
00:10:03oh god no no
00:10:04I got you this Christmas present
00:10:06absolutely cannot accept this
00:10:07you must
00:10:08no I am not
00:10:08it means our love was in vain
00:10:10shh shh not love
00:10:10okay okay okay okay
00:10:11just open the card first
00:10:13there is no need to thank me
00:10:16okay
00:10:16okay
00:10:31Merry Christmas my love
00:10:33in anticipation of the new year
00:10:35new you
00:10:36new you and new us
00:10:36I thought this
00:10:37would be a great start
00:10:40open the present
00:10:41I'll wait
00:10:51I hate this rag
00:10:53I know you hate this rag
00:10:55but I knew you'd never send it in yourself
00:10:57give it a quick read
00:10:58give it a quick read
00:10:59see if you recognize it
00:11:02oh Richie
00:11:04no no no no
00:11:05what have you done
00:11:06I pretend it to be your book agent
00:11:08your story is gonna be
00:11:10in the New Yorker
00:11:12no
00:11:12I didn't write this
00:11:14I'm fucked
00:11:16I know it's overwhelming
00:11:18and I'm sure you don't
00:11:19oh
00:11:19holy fuck
00:11:20Richie
00:11:22no no no
00:11:23oh my
00:11:24fuck
00:11:24oh shit shit shit shit
00:11:26oh bitch pick up
00:11:27pick up
00:11:28hi this is Terry
00:11:29leave a message
00:11:29Terry
00:11:31oh fuck
00:11:32okay
00:11:32there is a story
00:11:34there's a story in New York
00:11:35with my name on it
00:11:36and I need you to call me back
00:11:37this is an emergency
00:11:38for serious this time
00:11:40call me back
00:11:41oh fuck
00:11:44fuck
00:11:53shut the door
00:11:54why
00:11:55because I want to raise my voice
00:11:58Jesus jumping crackers
00:11:59why
00:12:00would you invite Hilton
00:12:02to your charity event
00:12:04at your home tonight
00:12:05because he wants to know who I am
00:12:06but Lindy will be there
00:12:07and
00:12:08I'm sorry
00:12:09am I the only one that remembers
00:12:10last year
00:12:11the silent auction
00:12:13the pool incident
00:12:14and you're still serving alcohol
00:12:15this year right
00:12:16count me out
00:12:17I'm sorry
00:12:18I cannot watch
00:12:21I don't think
00:12:22that my heart
00:12:24or my stomach
00:12:24can tolerate
00:12:25another interaction
00:12:26with him
00:12:27but
00:12:27we are broke
00:12:29and he is all we have
00:12:30there are
00:12:32no more
00:12:33interested
00:12:33investors less
00:12:34with Hilton's kind of cash
00:12:36you know what
00:12:36Lindy and I are fine now
00:12:38we're good
00:12:39even
00:12:39and we're renewing our vows
00:12:41new year
00:12:42new us
00:12:42yes
00:12:43you said that last year
00:12:44this year it's gonna stick
00:12:45you sleeping in the same bed
00:12:46yes
00:12:47just sleeping
00:12:48sleeping plus
00:12:49big plus
00:12:50small plus
00:12:52it feels so much better
00:12:53if it was big
00:12:54we're on the road to big
00:12:55I promise you
00:12:56okay
00:12:58Lindy it's me
00:12:59it's me calling you
00:13:00I'm not panicking
00:13:01but just call me back
00:13:02before the party okay
00:13:03it's not an emergency
00:13:04but it's an emergency
00:13:06oh
00:13:06so sorry sir
00:13:07um
00:13:08my uh my polyp is gone
00:13:10yeah
00:13:10but there's a hole in my heart
00:13:12now
00:13:12sounds like a kiss for the bard's guard
00:13:14so I'll be unable to attend your party this evening
00:13:16our loss
00:13:17good luck Richard
00:13:41you're not Jackie
00:13:42I'm hell
00:13:43don't make me raise it
00:13:45who are you
00:13:45I'm Professor Littlejohn
00:13:47Jackie's professor
00:13:48did she leave for break already
00:13:49have I missed her
00:13:50I hope not because I'm her fucking ride
00:13:52Jackie
00:13:53Professor Littlejohn
00:13:55yeah
00:13:55Lindy you should call me Lindy
00:13:56oh uh hell
00:13:58uh Professor Littlejohn is the reason that
00:14:00I'm here
00:14:02oh
00:14:02you wrote that book she loves
00:14:04I didn't read it
00:14:05no offense
00:14:06none taken
00:14:06Jackie
00:14:07I'm so glad I caught you
00:14:08can we talk
00:14:09yeah
00:14:10yeah
00:14:11just real quick
00:14:11oh you mean without me
00:14:13I do
00:14:14oh
00:14:14is it okay
00:14:15oh yeah
00:14:15a bit rude no offense but
00:14:17sure
00:14:17okay
00:14:18let's just have a
00:14:19okay
00:14:20um
00:14:23have I done something wrong Professor Littlejohn
00:14:25oh no no gosh no
00:14:27no I have
00:14:28I have
00:14:30I um
00:14:32I need to tell you something
00:14:33uh
00:14:37I loved your short story
00:14:41untitled on purpose
00:14:41that's the one
00:14:42yeah I loved it
00:14:43it was brilliant
00:14:44uh
00:14:45the prose was incisive
00:14:47oh
00:14:47just the voice
00:14:48fresh
00:14:49distinguished
00:14:49rare
00:14:51one that deserves
00:14:52the attention
00:14:53of the New York literati
00:14:55wow
00:14:57I mean
00:14:58that
00:14:58that means the world
00:14:59to me Professor Littlejohn
00:15:01it's almost
00:15:01it's almost Christmas
00:15:02and you're at my door complimenting my work
00:15:03I
00:15:03oh my gosh I couldn't ask for a better guess
00:15:05okay listen to me
00:15:06listen to me
00:15:06yes
00:15:07you need to turn it into a novel
00:15:09right now
00:15:11now
00:15:13really
00:15:13really now
00:15:14mhm
00:15:15um
00:15:16I guess I could get started over the break
00:15:18no you need to take next semester off
00:15:20and just write
00:15:21the whole
00:15:23semester
00:15:23the whole semester
00:15:24you just want to isolate
00:15:26and write
00:15:27while it's fresh
00:15:28while it's here
00:15:28while untitled on purpose is
00:15:30coursing through you
00:15:32right
00:15:32yes I feel it
00:15:33okay so you need to isolate and write
00:15:35uh no distractions
00:15:36no internet
00:15:37no novels
00:15:38no magazines
00:15:39no uh
00:15:40nothing
00:15:40nothing
00:15:41and just all winter long
00:15:43a very room of one's own
00:15:44right
00:15:45wolf it
00:15:45right wolf it
00:15:46could you do that
00:15:48yes well
00:15:48oh well how's dad my uncle flip
00:15:50he has a cabin
00:15:51back in Montana
00:15:52that's super
00:15:53isolated
00:15:53ah
00:15:55that's perfect
00:15:56right
00:15:56yes Jackie
00:15:57Jackie
00:15:57yeah
00:15:59this has the potential to be
00:16:00your
00:16:01my rainbow starts with black
00:16:04no
00:16:04Professor Littlejohn
00:16:06it
00:16:06it couldn't
00:16:07Jackie
00:16:08I should know
00:16:09my goal
00:16:11in life
00:16:12is to just write
00:16:13one
00:16:13one great novel like you
00:16:16that's okay
00:16:17so we're agreed
00:16:18you're gonna isolate and write
00:16:20yes
00:16:20all semester
00:16:21all semester
00:16:22you're going to Montana
00:16:23yes
00:16:23remember no magazines
00:16:25right
00:16:25no
00:16:25you don't want any
00:16:26just turn off the internet
00:16:28okay
00:16:29I will unplug completely
00:16:31yes
00:16:32okay hey
00:16:33Merry Christmas
00:16:33Merry Christmas
00:16:35to you too
00:16:59oh
00:17:00Terry
00:17:01thank
00:17:02Christ
00:17:02okay listen
00:17:03I
00:17:05blindsiding me with one short story published in the New Yorker over the last two decades gets you one
00:17:09the fact that we've been friends for more than 20 years gets you another
00:17:12and the other eight belong to Gillian Flynn
00:17:14who continues to publish bestsellers which bought me a classic six off the park
00:17:18I didn't write the story it's my students work
00:17:24my ex emotional lover
00:17:26long story
00:17:27found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine and I why would I correct him you
00:17:32know
00:17:33he sent it in
00:17:35without my knowledge on my behalf because he long story adored me and
00:17:40thought I was capable of writing something great again
00:17:42I'm taking a sabbatical from Wash U
00:17:44I'm headed to the grey house
00:17:46Les and I are going to renew our vows
00:17:47long story
00:17:48you're invited
00:17:50I know you hate him
00:17:51I did too
00:17:52but
00:17:53he is a good dad
00:17:54and I'm committed
00:17:55to committing to my marriage
00:17:57so
00:17:58I cannot handle
00:18:00this shit storm
00:18:01right now
00:18:02which is sure
00:18:02by the way
00:18:03to tarnish your reputation as well
00:18:05so if you want to keep
00:18:06that classic six
00:18:07then can you please
00:18:08please
00:18:10fix this fucking mess
00:18:11so I can focus on my vows and my marriage like I promised
00:18:15I hate you
00:18:16I know
00:18:17I hate me too
00:18:20thank you
00:18:21no no you're not allowed to thank me
00:18:27Oliver!
00:18:47Les has been calling I've been texting
00:18:49and I have been busy
00:18:51Les needs you on best behavior tonight
00:18:53Hilton Smith is attending
00:18:55condescending as always Starla
00:18:56and who?
00:18:58necessary
00:18:58and he is a big investor
00:19:00you know
00:19:01I thought the cover was on the pool last year
00:19:03right? you know that
00:19:04great!
00:19:05you already picked up the first frame to me
00:19:06I did
00:19:06yep
00:19:07it's locked
00:19:08I know
00:19:10is this another party protest?
00:19:11no
00:19:11Hilton is here in 5
00:19:13Isabella
00:19:14your dress is upstairs
00:19:14I need you inside
00:19:15now
00:19:15what dress?
00:19:17Les had me assess your wardrobe situation
00:19:18and we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade
00:19:22insulting
00:19:24and what if I hate it?
00:19:25your futures
00:19:26are on the line
00:19:27he said to me
00:19:28quote
00:19:28no new year new us without new money
00:19:31unquote
00:19:32quote
00:19:32so please
00:19:33just move
00:19:34get out of the car
00:19:36now
00:19:37goodbye Starla
00:19:38I will
00:19:40have the valet
00:19:41physically
00:19:42remove you
00:19:43I need a minute
00:19:45one minute
00:19:49you need a hulk out front
00:19:51stat
00:19:52you need a hulk out front?
00:20:19come on
00:20:20come on
00:20:20tell me what Les is working on
00:20:21this is the cover of Scientific American
00:20:24he tells me nothing
00:20:25and you never ask
00:20:28bullshit
00:20:29I've printed that same quote from you ten times over the years
00:20:32all I'll say is first rule of fight club
00:20:34lame
00:20:36and outdated
00:20:37just like Scientific American
00:20:49vodka
00:20:50vodka
00:20:50vodka
00:20:50dry
00:20:55oh
00:20:58thank you
00:21:07big red has landed
00:21:09where's lindy?
00:21:11i need eyes on lady tomato
00:21:12help me
00:21:13give me a 20 on deep pockets
00:21:16double negative
00:21:16big red is not happy
00:21:18i know amazing style when i see it
00:21:21ugh
00:21:22this is a facade
00:21:23oh well the facade is working
00:21:26i'm
00:21:28teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud
00:21:31which i probably deserve
00:21:34i'm supposed to be
00:21:35the supportive wife
00:21:37but uh
00:21:39my career going up in flames is banging around my brain
00:21:42that's all i can hear
00:21:43what does your husband think about that?
00:21:45oh he has no clue
00:21:46he's a fraud too
00:21:49is that so?
00:21:52welcome everyone
00:21:54uh
00:21:55every year
00:21:56um i say i'm gonna keep it short
00:21:58and that this night is not about me
00:22:00it's about
00:22:00the children
00:22:01and tonight i'm actually gonna keep that promise
00:22:04but you know
00:22:05let's be honest
00:22:06um it has to be about me first
00:22:08because you're all here to bid on my stuff
00:22:10haha
00:22:11well he's just
00:22:13playing the role of a charitable
00:22:16philanthropist
00:22:17but all he really cares about is his life's work
00:22:20first
00:22:21himself second
00:22:22our daughter third
00:22:23me last
00:22:24which i probably deserve
00:22:25well just curious
00:22:27what do you think about his life's work?
00:22:30and a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane
00:22:34my John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet
00:22:37with my high school id
00:22:39still inside
00:22:40huh?
00:22:41where else you gonna get one of those?
00:22:43i can't tell you that
00:22:46it's so top secret i actually have no idea what it is
00:22:49oh
00:22:49hold on a second my top elf is really trying to tell me something
00:22:53maybe tomato on the brand of deep pockets two drinks and third on deck
00:22:56you're fucking joking or you're fucking fired
00:22:59i'll turn to my headset
00:23:02but i can tell you
00:23:06he's brilliant
00:23:08don't tell him i said that
00:23:10yeah
00:23:11i mean i'm already last you know what's after last
00:23:15just
00:23:16how much
00:23:16so yeah
00:23:18merry
00:23:18christmas and happy holidays
00:23:20and uh
00:23:21hopefully that covers
00:23:23it all
00:23:23okay
00:23:26less
00:23:27five minutes no
00:23:27two one later maybe
00:23:29done
00:23:29oh everybody was up
00:23:31do you remember
00:23:31no no i'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season
00:23:36so as a joke last year i put into the silent auction as a joke watch almighty less walk on
00:23:43water
00:23:44i thought the cover was on the pool
00:23:46oh
00:23:46oh
00:23:46i'm so sorry
00:23:48you get it
00:23:48hilton i'm so sorry
00:23:50i just want to say i'm so sorry
00:23:51well i pay right now to see that
00:23:53awesome
00:23:54less
00:23:55if you can walk on water
00:23:56you got my money
00:23:58are you being serious
00:23:59no
00:24:00no oh oh great
00:24:01so i can still get the money
00:24:03after the conversation with your wife
00:24:06uh
00:24:08i
00:24:08i don't know
00:24:09hi hilton i didn't know
00:24:10okay lindy why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks
00:24:16okay so um hilton i don't know what she said
00:24:18well she said that you put work first family third and her dead last
00:24:22that's out of context
00:24:24what kind of man are you
00:24:25i know i just i can't explain
00:24:27i can't
00:24:30you never explain anything
00:24:33i got you
00:24:34again
00:24:35again
00:24:36you suck at this
00:24:37i do i do i do
00:24:38so just to be clear lindy didn't tank the deal
00:24:40she closed it
00:24:41now she's awesome
00:24:44workaholics
00:24:45they changed the world
00:24:46i'm a workaholic
00:24:47i should know
00:24:48thank you
00:24:49thank you so much
00:24:50thank you so much
00:24:51i want to go to work right away
00:24:52like fuck the holidays
00:24:53yeah i put on my christmas card every year
00:24:55yeah you really see me
00:24:56we both do
00:24:57oh it's you again
00:24:58hilton's chief scientist
00:25:00all the brains
00:25:01and the boots
00:25:02the boots
00:25:03the boots on the ground
00:25:04what do the boots do
00:25:05the boots ensure that my guts are never wrong
00:25:09the boots are part of the deal
00:25:11i'm all in
00:25:12are you
00:25:13awesome
00:25:14less
00:25:21fine just
00:25:22just tell me
00:25:23i'm melting down
00:25:24because i fucked the deal
00:25:26no i closed the deal
00:25:27i closed the deal
00:25:28fantastic
00:25:29no
00:25:29what do you mean no
00:25:30that's so great
00:25:31oh my god i was so worried
00:25:33no
00:25:34now i am saddled with one of hilton's network of bio spies
00:25:37his chief scientist is going to come in and she's going to take credit for my work
00:25:42and all of this will have been for nothing
00:25:43i will be nothing
00:25:45my legacy will be nothing
00:25:46i shall go to the grave without a nobel
00:25:49you know this was my last chance at greatness
00:25:52yes
00:25:52god
00:25:54hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
00:25:57hey hey
00:25:57fern
00:25:58hey
00:25:59come on you remember joan ryan
00:26:03huh
00:26:04yeah
00:26:05my nemesis at mit
00:26:06that's right
00:26:07you were convinced
00:26:09that the phd board was gonna
00:26:11pick her over you
00:26:12and you were gonna be
00:26:13relegated to just a footnote in the science community
00:26:16or some other science bad thing right
00:26:17but what
00:26:19actually happened less
00:26:21they chose me
00:26:23they chose you
00:26:25and where's joan ryan
00:26:27teaching at berkeley
00:26:30and where are you
00:26:32in st louis
00:26:33but why
00:26:34oh uh
00:26:36to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at monsanto
00:26:39and to build the menlo park of the midwest
00:26:42and how
00:26:42how because i am i am a partner in my own company
00:26:45creating the bio agrotech that will change the world
00:26:48that's right
00:26:48yeah
00:26:48you're gonna change the world
00:26:52and you are
00:26:54i've always believed that
00:26:55even when you hated me
00:26:57oh
00:27:00especially when i hated you
00:27:02so what do i do
00:27:04you do what you always do
00:27:06you get back in the workshop
00:27:09and you figure it out
00:27:11that's what less little john does
00:27:13yeah
00:27:14right
00:27:14yeah
00:27:16right
00:27:16okay
00:27:18okay
00:27:19okay
00:27:20that's it
00:27:22that's it
00:27:22thank you lady
00:27:23thank you for being so
00:27:25understanding
00:27:26oh god
00:27:29so now i gotta get back in the workshop
00:27:30and let's move our renewing our vows to next year
00:27:34that's a fantastic idea
00:27:35less no i didn't what
00:27:36huh
00:27:37that's what you said right
00:27:39huh
00:27:40did i
00:27:41yeah
00:27:41gary and meg
00:27:43oh gary and meg would much prefer to go to cabo
00:27:45let's send them something sign my name
00:27:46no no no
00:27:47that will be so humiliating
00:27:48don't worry don't worry i'll tell lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted
00:27:51so i'll see you when i see you i'll be back when i'm back and um i love you and
00:27:55i can't wait for new year new us next year
00:28:04oh
00:28:06oh
00:28:07is he fucking kidding me
00:28:29I made a mistake and I'm leaving, Les.
00:28:36Tonight.
00:28:37I heard the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
00:28:40I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
00:28:42Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
00:28:43I'm going to go to the Grey House.
00:28:45And I, um, could you come with me?
00:28:48Where you finished your masterpiece.
00:28:50I'd be honored to be invited.
00:28:52A gift beyond measure.
00:28:53I have ten vacation days and one personal day bank.
00:28:57Heart emoji.
00:28:59Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
00:29:02Heart emoji bag.
00:29:03I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
00:29:07Did you love my present?
00:29:08The fuck?
00:29:09Pardon?
00:29:10Yeah, I didn't have the heart to open it.
00:29:15So, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?
00:29:18New year, new you, new us.
00:29:20Oh, is Vermont cold?
00:29:43Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.
00:29:49Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
00:29:51Abandoned ship.
00:29:52Lady Tomato about to burst.
00:29:53Hey, hey, hey.
00:29:55Les promised me a minute.
00:29:59I'll give you 20.
00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
00:30:27I didn't sign.
00:30:28I'm a partner.
00:30:29Apparently not the important one.
00:30:32Oh, well, now I'm inspired and I would like you to leave.
00:30:37A genius needs his space.
00:30:39Exactly.
00:30:41And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
00:30:44I know this is a difficult transition period.
00:30:46I'll give you tonight.
00:30:48But I will be back tomorrow.
00:30:52Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:30:59Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:24Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.
00:31:40She what?
00:32:02you're old text me
00:32:09fuck you too
00:32:14Starla
00:32:25freezers off limits from now on until i say i need to regroup where are you going i'm leaving you
00:32:32anyone should be leaving anyone i should be leaving you how's that for trying to sabotage
00:32:37my career think i don't know oh you don't think nails will call me for comment lindy scientific
00:32:42american not tmz i'm a hoax all right i'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit
00:32:47for my work you mentioned joan i'm not a misogynist i'm not i'm not intentionally
00:32:53anything i'm an accidental misogynist and i too blame the patriarchy for that i never said
00:32:58misogynist why would you do this why you know why is it about gary and meg this is about you
00:33:06and our marriage and breaking the promise of step three colon a grand gesture and our daughter who
00:33:12hates me sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career career stop it was one book in
00:33:20the
00:33:20early aughts this is what you did you basically you turned in a book report on your fucked up family
00:33:26you changed the names you added a little bit of wry sarcasm and then you called it fiction and you
00:33:30got
00:33:31lucky my rainbow starts with black no shit my book report and the subsequent oscar nominated film it's
00:33:39based on bought and paid for this extravagantly sad mcmansion in this podunk red state town you forced us
00:33:48to move to so that you could try to be something other than mr fucking tomato head
00:33:53it's the last thing i need right now oh my god i'm so sorry what is it you need right
00:33:59now i need you
00:34:00yeah i need your support this is my last chance you already got your prize and in case you forgot
00:34:08i was by your side for every fucking sentence every book signing every interview i held your purse i
00:34:16held my tongue you know i was there for the ride and it wasn't always pleasant you know the roller
00:34:20coaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting i have paid that debt i have been by your
00:34:27side for 15 years you had flavor saver and it was insufferable still is but i didn't get my moment
00:34:38in the spotlight like you did i didn't get my prize swing and a miss how is it my fault
00:34:45how my apologies
00:34:48forgive me for being ambitious um coasting by on a one-hit wonder isn't enough for me maybe you don't
00:34:54have another hit in you huh maybe you're one and done maybe your ego just won't let you read the
00:35:00room i would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear that's me that's what you think
00:35:05of me yeah because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years what kind of magic do you think
00:35:10you're suddenly gonna find in your beloved gray house huh with me by your side like an emotional
00:35:15support animal encouraging you keeping you calm because quote i promise we'd return there one day
00:35:21unquote i mean i am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis and there it
00:35:29is everyone that's our show same line every time
00:35:40this is the top secret thing you've been working on give me that give me a tonka truck
00:35:46is not going to change the world let alone agriculture as we know it you have no idea what
00:35:51you're talking about this is what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea
00:35:55you know most men overcompensate with a big truck it's nice to see yours to scale
00:36:07what a gentleman
00:36:08oh fuck
00:36:10what
00:36:11oh no lindy
00:36:12what
00:36:14what you do
00:36:15what you do
00:36:17what you do
00:36:18what you do
00:36:31what you do
00:36:32oh god is she dead
00:36:33oh
00:36:38lindy
00:36:40say something
00:36:42are you alive
00:36:43oh you're alive
00:36:48fuck you
00:36:49fuck you
00:36:50oh
00:36:51oh
00:36:54oh
00:37:07Merry Christmas, I don't want to bow tonight.
00:37:27Last.
00:37:30Oh, fuck.
00:37:36What's on him, is that?
00:37:40Oh, shit.
00:37:45Oh, my God.
00:37:47Oh, my God.
00:37:59How much did I drink last night?
00:38:02Less.
00:38:06Why would you put the plaid back up?
00:38:11God, it's my eyes.
00:38:14My head.
00:38:19I'll try January starts today.
00:38:24Oh, wow, that really cleaned up.
00:38:32Less.
00:38:38Who's at the door?
00:38:50What is this nonsense?
00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:06Okay, don't freak out.
00:39:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:39:16Lindsay?
00:39:17Oh, oh, oh.
00:39:19No!
00:39:20Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
00:39:23Stop screaming at me!
00:39:28Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, whoa!
00:39:34Oh, Woo, fewer, fewer, fewer, fewer, fewer, fewer, fewer...
00:39:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, wo, woah.
00:39:41Oh, shit, oh, oh.
00:39:46Whoa, oh.
00:39:47there you are you're okay I am NOT okay I am NOT okay it works I can hear you
00:40:09you're too loud sorry well now I can't hear you how about now no no no better I hate this
00:40:23fucking thing
00:40:27can you hear me now can you hear me now yes sorry I'm so sorry are you okay I'm fine
00:40:37I heard that oh god I think we got it hi what the fuck Les I heard that too loud
00:40:46and clear
00:40:46okay Wendy I'm so sorry it was an accident and uh I can't believe it even happened I
00:40:53but you're incredible I mean you're beautiful
00:41:01are you smiling right now no no no of course not I just I just like wow wow wow wow
00:41:14no I apologize you're my wife you're not experimentally oh I should hope so Jesus
00:41:21oh my god this is your job this how you're gonna solve world hunger you're gonna make
00:41:27everybody tiny so so they don't what eat more I don't do you want me to answer that or
00:41:34explain it to me well um it's called cellular reduction and um it's the process of miniaturization
00:41:42and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables and that's how I plan to solve world hunger
00:41:49explain how you're gonna make me big again Jesus I don't give a shit how it works
00:41:55oh right well I just reversed the process that's the restoration part
00:42:00great restore me now please I can do that um uh but first uh a surprise meet me in the
00:42:09dining
00:42:14merry christmas lindy
00:42:16lest do I look merry or hungry well it's kind of hard to tell from this distance um
00:42:22i'm not make me big again now heard that loud and clear um the thing is
00:42:29tell me you can make me big again lest
00:42:32i can and i will um the thing is that it's just i think it's just gonna take a day
00:42:37uh or two tops
00:42:39but you'll be fine everything's gonna be okay you're healthy i checked your vitals
00:42:44wait i could die tiny no you you're not gonna die tiny you'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:42:52because it's it's almost exactly the same as our house house um the stove works the refrigerator
00:42:59works there's food the water runs and i shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you
00:43:05feel at home home your clothes from your closet um and uh this curling thing
00:43:16and your hairbrush uh cold cream looked important oh and i remembered your coffee
00:43:24and the coffee maker worked perfectly right oh one crucial thing um the toilet uh it works
00:43:30i figured it out just don't ever look in the hall closet downstairs ever you will be restored to
00:43:36regular size i promise it this is just temporary lindy i am so close truly
00:43:41now it's so close not a day or two tops less you motherfuckers
00:43:51hey calm calm down calm fucking down
00:44:21i'm gonna need a minute
00:44:25i don't want to be little
00:44:42you can refilm the lady's cup too she's on her way going she's gone back to her husband no they
00:44:51always do not this time never do because we've got plans yep we got concrete plans
00:45:01how about a ten day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
00:45:08there are multiple reasons she could be late
00:45:17no i know i know lindy's coming why you may ask because our love story is woven into the fabric
00:45:24of time destined to be written
00:45:27there are more lies for generations to be written and more lies for generations to come
00:45:32oh quiet everybody please
00:45:35sorry
00:45:37oh
00:45:38it's work
00:45:39It's work
00:45:40it's work
00:45:41hey martin
00:45:44well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so no no no no no of
00:45:49course of course i'll
00:45:50just i'll head into the into the lab no i've not heard from us wait what do you mean you
00:45:59can't get
00:45:59a hold of him yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled
00:46:07barbara can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
00:46:14oh he's suffering
00:46:21take those off i feel like a specimen and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
00:46:30jesus the 96. if there was ever a time i know why you didn't tell me about your work well
00:46:37i couldn't
00:46:38it was top secret i signed an ironclad nda it's bullshit you didn't trust me which makes me so
00:46:46sad makes me so sad fuck you but yeah
00:46:59well i didn't exactly hide it from you either what happy birthday lindy
00:47:07they are so cute wait and legible happy birthday lindy
00:47:17they're so cute oh and functional happy birthday lindy
00:47:24how cute and accurate the dent from when i side swiped the mailbox
00:47:33never put it together you also said you didn't want to know
00:47:39well you're not leaving me well i have to go so i can fix you no no no no less
00:47:44take me with you i'm
00:47:46portable you will be safer here in the dollhouse i feel very not safe i feel very
00:47:51small and like something bad could happen i won't let something happen something did something else
00:47:57beyond the accident but i have to go to the lab so i can fix you please i do not
00:48:02want to be alone
00:48:03please i'm scared well what if i can show you that um being small isn't scary oh i've always
00:48:10wondered what the world would look like if i were six inches tall not me i could show you
00:48:16no i i don't aren't you just a little bit curious i will be restored to regular size soon
00:48:24i promise trust me
00:48:30okay this is crazy
00:49:09i mean everything's really big
00:49:13really
00:49:28wow i can only imagine how different everything looks right you see this dust ball
00:49:37do you think i could choke on this oh yeah put that down
00:49:44hello dolores look who it is see she's not that scary why is she looking at me like that
00:49:51oh oh it's puffing do you see what it's doing no no no it's trying to eat me no this
00:49:58is not
00:50:08interesting to me
00:50:10fun right we all love a train ride merry christmas lindy
00:50:27merry christmas
00:50:30merry christmas
00:50:33merry christmas
00:50:47merry christmas
00:50:50i didn't want to get out
00:51:08okay i'm so sorry this happened so incredibly sorry
00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas
00:51:26I'm going to go to the lab to refuel
00:51:27What am I supposed to do with this?
00:51:29I thought I could crush it up
00:51:31And you could maybe snort it
00:51:33But I don't know
00:51:33Um, Scarface?
00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something
00:51:41Who are you feeling?
00:51:43Really?
00:51:44I mean
00:51:44I know what you mean
00:51:47Better
00:51:50I did always love this couch
00:52:06When you're ready
00:52:07Uh, or away
00:52:13Don't be shy
00:52:15So, this is my, uh
00:52:20Tiny little life now?
00:52:21Temporary tiny life
00:52:23How long again?
00:52:24A day
00:52:25Two at the most
00:52:26I'm so close
00:52:27So close
00:52:28Yeah
00:52:28Yeah
00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?
00:52:36Floor is clean
00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it
00:52:39Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
00:52:42Kind of
00:52:51Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes
00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane
00:52:57With a twist
00:52:59Who?
00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde
00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie
00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character
00:53:05I still don't know who that is
00:53:07Walt
00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard
00:53:10That's a stretch
00:53:12What?
00:53:12I am blonde
00:53:13Les said that we could be twins
00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind
00:53:18No, no
00:53:18I think with the right hair and makeup
00:53:19You know Hollywood
00:53:20I mean
00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book
00:53:23Into a film
00:53:23Because it sold a million copies
00:53:26Because it won the Pulitzer
00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas
00:53:30You're not excited?
00:53:32Uh, Laura Dern
00:53:33She's playing the mother
00:53:34I adore Laura Dern
00:53:35But I question her judgment
00:53:37The book wasn't well received
00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer
00:53:40The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn
00:53:43And added
00:53:43That does not a Pulitzer make
00:53:45Their words
00:53:46Which she memorized
00:53:47And repeat constantly
00:53:49I can barely show my face
00:53:51At Wine Club Wednesday
00:53:52Without Carol turning her nose up at me
00:53:55As if I were the devil incarnate
00:53:56Walt
00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays
00:53:59That's not a stretch
00:54:00Mom
00:54:01It's fiction
00:54:03Carol didn't see a character
00:54:05Carol saw me
00:54:07And the me in your book is a monster
00:54:09It's a comedy
00:54:10It's a dark comedy
00:54:11A coming of age story
00:54:13About a woman
00:54:14Who felt abandoned
00:54:16And silenced
00:54:17By a monster of a mother character
00:54:20You try being a single mother
00:54:23Of two young girls
00:54:24Whose husband walked out one day
00:54:26Without a word
00:54:27Walked out or was driven away?
00:54:29Jim abandoned me
00:54:30No
00:54:31He stopped being married to you
00:54:33He abandoned
00:54:35Me
00:54:36Me too
00:54:37And he's still the hero
00:54:39I tried my best
00:54:41Walt
00:54:42If I may
00:54:43Walt
00:54:44Diane
00:54:44Have you tried the potatoes?
00:54:45I call them
00:54:47Potatoes a la Diane
00:54:48With a twist
00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?
00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese
00:54:53Try it
00:54:59It's too rich
00:55:01But absolutely divine
00:55:03Just like you
00:55:09Walt
00:55:10I think we should visit the arch tomorrow
00:55:13I hear it's dreadful
00:55:16Yes
00:55:16Yes
00:55:17No I don't get the arch
00:55:18It's like an arch for what?
00:55:21It's the gateway to the west
00:55:24I think it's great
00:55:25I can barely show my face
00:55:27Wine club Wednesdays
00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas
00:55:31Because I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting
00:55:34I have to say
00:55:35Hello
00:55:40What's going on?
00:55:41Do you want to have sex?
00:55:42Oh yes
00:55:42Yes, we're here
00:55:45We'll be quiet
00:55:46We'll be fine
00:55:46Oh my god
00:55:47You're set to high volume
00:55:50Watch
00:55:50Watch, watch, watch
00:55:54Okay
00:55:54Okay
00:56:23Okay
00:56:24Oh, fuck!
00:56:25Oh, fuck!
00:56:26Jesus, waltz!
00:56:27Can I help you?
00:56:29Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.
00:56:32The one with the toilet!
00:56:34I can see the light.
00:56:41He's trying to escape.
00:56:45We're to the arch.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:50Oh, fuck.
00:56:51Okay, okay.
00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.
00:56:55I don't think you can.
00:56:58Hey.
00:57:03I'm not really like her, though, right?
00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
00:57:09Does that make me waltz?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:14Seriously?
00:57:14Seriously?
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Fuck no.
00:57:18No, she's unbelievable.
00:57:20Not in a good way.
00:57:24It's gonna be okay.
00:57:26It's only a few days.
00:57:30Only a few days.
00:57:38It's only a few days.
00:57:39I don't see you.
00:57:41I do not.
00:57:42.
00:58:08You are so unhappy.
00:58:09You're brave.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11What?
00:58:12What?
00:58:14It can't be right.
00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in.
00:58:19Now.
00:58:21Now-ish.
00:58:45Muguu?
00:58:49Stay.
00:58:50Stay.
00:58:53Muguu?
00:58:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:00Muguu?
00:59:02Come here.
00:59:05Ow, fuck!
00:59:07You fuzzy fucker!
00:59:08Muguu?
00:59:09Muguu?
00:59:17Muguu?
00:59:18Muguu?
00:59:20Muguu?
00:59:20Muguu?
00:59:21Muguu?
00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.
00:59:24I feel bad enough already.
00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?
00:59:31Muguu?
00:59:33Muguu?
00:59:36Muguu?
00:59:37Muguu?
00:59:42Muguu?
00:59:43Muguu?
00:59:44Muguu?
00:59:45Muguu?
00:59:46Muguu?
00:59:47Yes, Richard?
00:59:48What is it?
00:59:49Oh.
00:59:50You seem upset.
00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine.
00:59:52I'm fine.
00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so...
00:59:58I get where you're at.
00:59:59Okay, right?
01:00:00Is that all?
01:00:01Now you've got me worried.
01:00:03Is everything all right at home?
01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy?
01:00:06Yes, Richard, she's fine.
01:00:07Everything okay?
01:00:08Good, good.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:10She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
01:00:15She's keeping busy.
01:00:16She's writing, writing.
01:00:18That's wonderful.
01:00:19That's wonderful.
01:00:20Richard!
01:00:20Get your butt inside!
01:00:22I'm sorry to use profanity.
01:00:24I'm upset.
01:00:28I'll see you later.
01:00:35I'll see you later.
01:00:39Les?
01:00:41Les?
01:00:42Oh!
01:00:47That is a toy.
01:00:51Oh.
01:00:53He left me?
01:00:54Right.
01:01:00I have to trust him.
01:01:02I cannot spiral.
01:01:06Oh.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:09Why not?
01:01:11Okay, that's it.
01:01:13That's good, space colon.
01:01:15Colon?
01:01:17Colonel.
01:01:19Colonel.
01:01:20Space colonel.
01:01:22Next stop, Uranus.
01:01:24I could...
01:01:26Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
01:01:28You made me believe you were so close.
01:01:30So I believed you.
01:01:32Yes, and you should believe me.
01:01:33That's our deal.
01:01:33There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
01:01:36So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
01:01:42I can't put an actual number on it.
01:01:44I don't know.
01:01:46What?
01:01:48What have you done?
01:01:49What have I done?
01:01:50What have I done?
01:01:50Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
01:01:53Contract is for 30 days.
01:01:56That's insane!
01:01:57Well, you said that you were close!
01:01:5930 days?!
01:02:01Well, it will work.
01:02:03I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
01:02:07Now you have 30 days!
01:02:08No, no, no.
01:02:09We have 30 days.
01:02:10Oh, now it's we.
01:02:11What does it say exactly?
01:02:12What does the small print say exactly?
01:02:14It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
01:02:19Uh-huh.
01:02:20Or the patent on our tech...
01:02:22On my tech, thank you.
01:02:23...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
01:02:26Sues us.
01:02:28For fraud.
01:02:29And you go to jail.
01:02:31To jail?
01:02:32Well, can he do that?
01:02:33He can.
01:02:34And after 30 days, it goes.
01:02:36The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
01:02:40But...
01:02:41But...
01:02:42Okay, so how do I make...
01:02:44Uh...
01:02:45How do I...
01:02:47How do I make things big again?
01:02:49Because I have to make things big again.
01:02:51Well, after 30 days, you can't.
01:02:56This is really actually silly.
01:02:59I mean, can he actually do this?
01:03:00Yes, he can.
01:03:02It says it right here.
01:03:05Less.
01:03:08How bad is this?
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:17I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.
01:03:36I got you something for Christmas.
01:03:40I didn't get you anything.
01:03:43Oh, that's...
01:03:44It's okay.
01:03:45I didn't want you.
01:03:48Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare?
01:03:52Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
01:03:54Bars guard.
01:03:55Well, you talk about it a lot.
01:03:59Um...
01:04:00You seem a little bit down.
01:04:02No, I'm, um...
01:04:03Just tired.
01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone...
01:04:09Someone special.
01:04:11You know, and it's just...
01:04:13You know...
01:04:14Oh, Merry.
01:04:15Merry Christmas, Richard.
01:04:16Oh, thank you, Janet.
01:04:17This is a very thoughtful gift.
01:04:19So...
01:04:25Thy returneth to thine grind.
01:04:28Oh.
01:04:36Okay.
01:04:37Buddy.
01:04:39Thank you for moving here.
01:04:49Oh.
01:04:51Right.
01:04:52Okay.
01:04:54Oh, that's good.
01:04:56Okay.
01:05:02Okay.
01:05:03Oh, come on.
01:05:07Okay.
01:05:09Oh, my God.
01:05:14Oh, there we go.
01:05:17Guide.
01:05:21Oh.
01:05:23A classic.
01:05:25Gum.
01:05:30Volume.
01:05:32We're never turning this off.
01:05:35Okay, sacks.
01:05:38So...
01:05:39We've got popcorn.
01:05:43But no candy.
01:05:46Oh, less.
01:05:49That's just for me.
01:05:59Richard.
01:05:59I need everyone at the top of their game today.
01:06:01It's a big day.
01:06:02It could be the day.
01:06:03It needs to be the day.
01:06:04Or two.
01:06:06At the most.
01:06:11Here are my thoughts.
01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to b sub j.
01:06:19Minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught.
01:06:23Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.
01:06:27Thoughts complete.
01:06:28Carl.
01:06:29Implemint his thoughts.
01:06:36B sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared over mu
01:06:44naught.
01:06:45Complete.
01:06:47Carl.
01:06:47Implemint his thoughts.
01:06:55I'm waiting for you to stay with him and talk.
01:07:10When needs ado.
01:07:29Let's make history.
01:08:10Let's make history.
01:08:16a great attempt in the name of science
01:08:20richard bob the explainer nominal success subject expanded to regular size for
01:08:262.1 seconds same as previous attempt result molecular disequilibrium
01:08:32oh razor bob see medic bring in fred clean up an aisle everywhere
01:08:37richard waiting on analysis to proceed we'll adjust based on your thoughts
01:08:43i'll go again no you won't if this is your definition of close we have a big problem
01:08:50you working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today
01:08:54moving forward everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me
01:08:59no no no no no um this is not how we work here we are making history
01:09:06okay that corn was regular size it's incredible as a scientist how can you
01:09:12not see that reports equipment results any spending whatsoever everything you use
01:09:17must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the
01:09:21break room can i explain my fiber deficiencies okay
01:09:24everybody everybody this is virginia vivian vivian i don't know her last name
01:09:28but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work and bob you don't need
01:09:31to worry about your oatmeal okay can we just talk about this martin you know
01:09:37exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging i don't care about the
01:09:41money of course you don't you spent seven years and several hundred thousand
01:09:46dollars designing your logo i had to open the books well it had to be perfect what
01:09:51irresponsible and deeply sad dr littlejohn it's no longer your money
01:09:56it's hilton smith's money this is his lab now and i run hilton's lab ergo i run this lab this
01:10:02is unacceptable and it's ridiculous and do do something okay no we no we just me i want to talk
01:10:11to
01:10:11hilton right now well good luck reaching him he's spending the holidays piloting an experimental
01:10:17submersible off the coast of guam guam guam what shut it down we'll try again tomorrow
01:10:25together these ladders are an osha violation you're an osha violation dear hairy jesus
01:10:35i hope hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure 29 days
01:10:41not helpful not the point
01:10:50what have i done
01:10:58midnight
01:11:00midnight
01:11:01For the stars and you
01:11:06Midnight and a rendezvous
01:11:11Your eyes held a message tender
01:11:17Saying I surrender all my life
01:11:22It's my phone.
01:11:25My phone!
01:11:29Come here, come here, come here!
01:11:31Come here, come here, come here!
01:11:32What?
01:11:44No!
01:11:45No!
01:11:47No!
01:11:49No!
01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?
01:12:12Am I losing my mind?
01:12:19If I can see me in you
01:12:26Do you know what?
01:12:28What?
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:29What is that?
01:12:30Help!
01:12:31Help!
01:12:32Oh, fuck!
01:12:38I gotta get out of here!
01:12:45Ow!
01:12:46Fuck!
01:12:47Ah!
01:12:48Ah!
01:12:51Ah!
01:12:52Ah!
01:12:53Ah!
01:12:53Ah!
01:12:54Fuck!
01:12:55God damn it!
01:12:57Fuck!
01:13:03Fuck!
01:13:05Fuck!
01:13:12Ah!
01:13:15Ah!
01:13:17Ah!
01:13:18Ah!
01:13:24God damn it!
01:13:28Ah!
01:13:30Ah!
01:13:41Ah!
01:13:49Oh!
01:13:51Oh!
01:13:51Oh!
01:14:05Oh
01:14:32You
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