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TFI Unplugged - Season 1 Episode 2 -
Olivia Munn, Kris Marshall, Hard-Fi, Emma Laird
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00:04Hello, Michael.
00:05Hello, Chris.
00:06Are you ready?
00:08You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not, but come in anyway.
00:11I'm just about to put the kettle on.
00:12Thanks.
00:46Happy Friday.
00:48Happy Friday to you.
00:49And welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
00:53And good luck to anyone and everyone who's running the London Marathon this weekend.
00:58How about we begin with some super tips from some super ladies.
01:02First of all, Emma B.
01:04My name's Emma B and I'm running the London Marathon for the first time.
01:10And my super tip is if you're pooing your pants, it's OK.
01:13We're all pooing our pants.
01:17And I've heard that you can actually poo your pants on race day as well.
01:23It's true.
01:24That is actually true.
01:25Happens all the time.
01:27Nice one, Emma.
01:27All right.
01:28Here comes super tip number two.
01:30I'm Briony Gordon and I've run the London Marathon four times.
01:37And my top marathon tip is enjoy the fact that the London Marathon is one of the few socially
01:43acceptable places in the world where it is encouraged to take Vaseline off a stranger.
01:48Yay!
01:50And by the way, come and see me if you need any extra.
01:54I always take loads.
01:57Super tip number three.
01:58Hi, I'm Paula Radcliffe.
02:00Yay!
02:02And I've won the London Marathon.
02:04Hooray!
02:05Three times.
02:07Three times.
02:08Big up me.
02:09Yay!
02:10And my super tip is plan the run and run the plan.
02:15Yay!
02:15Yay!
02:17Oh yeah, and don't trust a fart after halfway.
02:19Yay!
02:20Paul Radcliffe!
02:21Yay!
02:23Thank you ladies.
02:24And what's going?
02:24Good luck to anyone and everyone running the London Marathon this weekend.
02:26All right, let's do It's Your Letters.
02:28Woo!
02:30It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:33No, it's your letters, it's your letters.
02:38It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:42Well, maybe it is, maybe it is.
02:45Thank you, New Order, for that It's Your Letters.
02:51And rumours in the news this week that New Order are getting back together.
02:54Please God let that happen.
02:56Woo!
02:57Woo!
02:57All right, we do have a letter here.
02:58It's a letter from Jolly Jill in Hammerhill.
03:01Yay!
03:02Jill says, hey Chris.
03:04I love it.
03:06You should never get sick of it.
03:08You might, but we don't.
03:09Hey Chris, Will was great last week.
03:10How about you get Will back again?
03:12Well, hey, let's do it for Jill in Hammerhill.
03:14Where there's Will there's Wayne, where there's Jill there's Will.
03:16Hey!
03:17Woo!
03:19Woo!
03:21Woo!
03:22Woo!
03:23Woo!
03:24Woo!
03:26Woo!
03:27Hey Will.
03:28Hey Will.
03:28Hey Will.
03:29Welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
03:31Thank you very much.
03:31Bless you for saying that Jill from Hammerhill wanted me back because I know she doesn't exist.
03:34No, she doesn't exist.
03:35No, she doesn't exist.
03:36But everybody does want you back anyway.
03:37That is a fact.
03:38Okay, what pub genie should you have for us today?
03:40Well, for that, Chris, you're going to have to wait for part two at our Paul McCartney
03:43part.
03:43Woo!
03:44How come?
03:45How come we've got to wait?
03:45What's going on?
03:46Because I thought first we'd play a game of our favourite old gummies to play all the
03:51time, TFI Trumps.
03:52TFI Trumps!
03:53Alright, deal, deal, alright.
03:55Okay.
03:55You do?
03:56Yes!
03:57Okay.
03:58That's you.
03:59Alright, okay, okay, okay, okay.
04:01I'm going to go for Frankie Dottori's magic trick.
04:05Oh, I'm going to go for the incredibly tall old lady.
04:08Okay, I've got 88 here for Font Factor.
04:10Oh, 82.
04:1188!
04:13Bring on Frankie Dottori!
04:14One more!
04:15Go on!
04:16Go on!
04:17Ready?
04:18Yeah, go on.
04:19Let's go, mate.
04:19Let's go!
04:20Oh!
04:21Yeah!
04:23Have it!
04:24Have it!
04:24Give me go!
04:25Give me go!
04:26Get down!
04:27Frankie Dottori!
04:29Yeah!
04:32Still pretty good, right?
04:33Yeah, pretty good.
04:33Frankie's still got it.
04:34But 1-0 to me.
04:35Okay.
04:36I'm going to go for the girl who cries milk.
04:39Oh!
04:40Very good.
04:41I'll go Noel Gallagher's mad chat in my flat.
04:44Yay!
04:46Fun fact, 81.
04:4895.
04:4990!
04:50Yay!
04:52Welcome to the show.
04:52What's your name?
04:53My name's Lindsay Houston.
04:54And where are you from, Lindsay Houston?
04:55I'm from Gosport.
04:56And you are?
04:57How old?
04:58I am 15.
04:5915 years old.
05:00So it's Lindsay from Gosport.
05:00She's 15 years old, Gosport near Portsmouth.
05:02Yeah, that's right.
05:05And you brought your friends with you on a minibus of some sort.
05:08Oh, lovely.
05:09So tell us, when did you first start crying milk?
05:11What happened?
05:12About two years ago.
05:13I went round my friend Sarah's house.
05:15Yeah.
05:15And we were just playing around with milk.
05:18Playing around with milk?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Cool.
05:21And I took it up my nose, she made me laugh and it came out of my eyes.
05:26And now you can do it whenever you want to?
05:27I can.
05:28OK.
05:28Now I've seen this once and I saw it on Wednesday on videotape.
05:31We've rehearsed it three times and I've not been able to watch it once.
05:33So if you're of a screamish disposition here or at home, don't look because it will make
05:38you chunder.
05:39Alright?
05:40Are you ready?
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:41OK, Lindsay will now cry milk.
05:48Oh my god.
05:50Oh!
05:52AHHHHH!
05:53AHHHHH!
05:55AHHHHH!
05:57AHHHHH!
05:58AHHHHH!
05:58That's enough!
05:59That's enough!
06:01AHHHHH!
06:02Thank you!
06:08You all right?
06:13Oh, my gosh.
06:15The girl who cried, how great was she?
06:17Real name, Lindsay Houston.
06:18She lives now in Sydney and is very happily married to an Australia.
06:23All right, the decider.
06:24You ready for the decider?
06:25Yep.
06:25OK, my go.
06:26What about the wooden bird with purple hair?
06:29Oh, classy.
06:30Oh, I think I've nailed this one.
06:32I've got the thing that everybody wants to see,
06:34which is you being thrown out of a window.
06:37Can't argue with that.
06:39Well, there's the hunt up.
06:40Chris will be on.
06:47Yeah, yeah.
06:50All right, Will wins 2-1.
06:53Are you coming back in part two?
06:54I am.
06:54The Paul McCartney Park.
06:55He's back in the Paul McCartney Park with Pub Junior.
07:00Does anyone know if we're all single?
07:03We all love, actually, our next guest.
07:06So much so that it feels like he's part of my family.
07:10He's returning once again as our favourite detective in Beyond Paradise,
07:12which continues on Fridays on the BBC,
07:15because we're all partial for a bit of Chris Marshall.
07:28Are you loving this as much as you're loving Aston Villa at the moment?
07:314-3 last weekend.
07:32Yeah!
07:34One more win in Champions League.
07:36The Champignons League is in the bag.
07:38Come on!
07:39Where did you watch the match last weekend?
07:41Last weekend, I watched the match in my house last weekend.
07:45Yeah.
07:46It was a seven-goal thriller, isn't it?
07:47It was a seven-goal thriller.
07:49And you were down in the dumps.
07:52Didn't they write you a letter or something?
07:53Oh, when I had my accident?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah, yeah.
07:55I'm actually recovering from an accident right now, actually.
07:57I know.
07:57I saw you just take a sling off.
07:59It's like, is that a prop?
08:01Is that a...
08:01No, it was a slight skiing mishap,
08:03which is probably the most middle-class thing I've ever said in my life.
08:06Yeah, there are other middle-class phrases that are available,
08:09but that's pretty much up there.
08:09I've got to be honest.
08:10Broken collarbone, two places.
08:12So what happened with you in the accident and the letter from Villa?
08:14So, yeah.
08:15So I had an accident in Bristol about 20, nearly 20 years ago.
08:19Right.
08:20Got hit by a car.
08:22Yeah, these things sort of happened to me.
08:23I don't know why.
08:28And they sent me this wonderful card signed by all the players and the manager.
08:32And it was a superb thing.
08:34And I go up all the time and see them.
08:36And I just love Villa.
08:38It's such a lovely club.
08:40Yeah, they are a lovely club.
08:41They know you so, so well at the moment.
08:42So a skiing accident, a recent skiing accident, looks like a shoulder thing.
08:47Yeah, a broken shoulder.
08:48A broken shoulder?
08:49Yeah, I broke my collarbone, two places.
08:51Oh, OK.
08:51Two places, you've been skiing twice?
08:57One in Mirabelle and one in...
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00OK.
09:01Beyond Paradise is back.
09:02It's doing great business yet again.
09:04Here we are in season four.
09:05Come on, Beyond Paradise.
09:07I'll just clap with one hand, if that's all right.
09:10Yeah.
09:11What's the sound of one hand clapping?
09:12That is actually the sound of one hand clapping.
09:14One hand clapping.
09:15All right.
09:16And is it fair to say that in the most recent episode just gone, you had the least bad baddie?
09:22Would that be fair enough?
09:24Well, I'd say again, the least bad baddie?
09:25Yeah, because the mermaid.
09:28Oh, yeah, the least bad baddie.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Isn't that fair enough?
09:31It's like a...
09:32Yeah, yeah, that's the least bad baddie.
09:34I would say so, wouldn't you?
09:35Yeah, the mermaid.
09:36The mermaid.
09:36They're not bad baddies, are they?
09:38Yeah, well, I'm...
09:39Although they live in a lair, so...
09:42Has anybody ever met a mermaid they don't like?
09:44I don't think so.
09:45I don't know.
09:45I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:47Mermaids, I mean, they get a good rap, I think.
09:48Yeah, they do, they do.
09:50Beyond Paradise is all about its setting, its location, it's, you know, it's sort of the weird
09:56and wonderfulness that is the West Country.
09:58Yeah.
09:58And the coast and the wild savagery of the coast, so why wouldn't you have mermaids?
10:02We have mermaids, we have green men.
10:04Yeah.
10:04We have little green men.
10:06Yeah.
10:06We have writers who are topping themselves in the bath, that's not very West Country,
10:11but, you know, I mean, we cover all bases.
10:15You've landed loose today, haven't you?
10:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't shake the arm, Chris, too much.
10:18Oh, my God, it's that arm.
10:20It is the arm, yeah.
10:21Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
10:24Someone came up to me.
10:25Oh, my gosh.
10:26Someone came up to me in the pub yesterday, and they went, yesterday they came up to me
10:28in the pub, and they went, oh, amazing.
10:33So it could have been worse.
10:35It's all good, it's all good.
10:36It could have been worse, it could have been worse.
10:37You got married recently, congratulations.
10:39Yay!
10:40Oh, in the show.
10:41Yes!
10:43I did.
10:44Yes.
10:44You're on to talk about Beyond Paradise.
10:47I need to talk about Beyond Paradise, not my bad shoulder.
10:49Yeah, yeah.
10:49Or my wife of 15 years.
10:51Yeah, no, no, this is a different...
10:52No, my new wife, my screen wife.
10:55It's a different situation.
10:56Wonderful wedding.
10:58Obviously had the wonderful Don Warrington.
11:00Yeah.
11:01As my best man, and yeah, superb.
11:04Do you watch old cop shows?
11:06Is it true that you are huge fans of old cop shows, and you try to sort of, you know...
11:12Yeah.
11:12...sow them into the tapestry that is Beyond Paradise?
11:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:16So I was a huge fan of shows growing up, like The Rockford Files.
11:20Yeah.
11:21I know it's technically not a cop, he's a private investigator, but Jim Rockford, Columbo,
11:25Marple, Barnaby Jones.
11:27Do you know Barnaby Jones?
11:28No, I can't remember Barnaby Jones.
11:29Yeah, a bit before your time, maybe.
11:33Looking good.
11:34Take that.
11:35Take that.
11:35No, a bit before my time as well, but...
11:37Oh, all right.
11:38So I like to sort of, like, encompass, pay homages to all those cops that I loved growing
11:44up, and movies I loved, you know, I put in little homages all over the place, like to
11:50Withnell and I, and movies, The Great Escape, and stuff like that.
11:54I just love sort of imbuing my performance with those, because every day you come in,
12:00you've got to try something new, you want to keep it fresh.
12:03You are fresh, man.
12:04Well, I'm trying to keep fresh.
12:05You seem to be sort of relaxing into the most scatty version of yourself I've ever
12:13experienced, and let's face it...
12:15Sketchy or scatty?
12:16Both, in a way.
12:17Do you know what I mean?
12:18You seem to be sort of really free.
12:21I'm sort of loving where I am at the moment.
12:23Good for you, mate.
12:25Have you been asked to go on Traitors?
12:28No.
12:28Come on, you must have been.
12:30Wow.
12:31Would you go on if you were asked?
12:33No.
12:33No?
12:34Have you been asked on any of those kind of shows?
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:37Can you give us the top three?
12:38Yeah, strictly, strictly and strictly.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Wow.
12:41Well, Beyond Paradise is great, right?
12:43And I think it's all the greater for the fact that you are like you are, right?
12:48Because it's a square peg in a round hole, and that's fun, isn't it?
12:51That's punk in itself.
12:53And it's quite a mad little show.
12:55It is.
12:55And I love it, yeah.
12:57Do you think it could get a lot...
12:58I mean, we're in season four now.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Why don't...
13:00When five, six, seven, you know, that's probably where it's going to be and where it's going
13:06to go, and you'll all be happy at the end of maybe six series.
13:09Do you think they could really stir it up in season five?
13:12Just get it.
13:13Well, season five, we're about to start shooting season five.
13:15All right, put it in the neutral bullet and have all the fun with it.
13:18Go on, I dare you.
13:19Yeah, okay.
13:19What do you think?
13:20Well, I mean, how long can a marriage last?
13:22Oh!
13:23I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:26I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:28Absolutely.
13:28You're so not kidding.
13:29You're so not kidding.
13:30Absolutely.
13:31I'm not going to give away spoilers.
13:32I don't know.
13:33They haven't written it yet.
13:34It sounds like you do, you know, it sounds like they have.
13:38Do you ever try and wheedle things in that you like doing?
13:42I mean, like, would he go to Aston Villa?
13:47I mean, I would love to get that in the show.
13:49You've got to try.
13:50It's a long way from Plymouth, though.
13:52Well, it wasn't that far from Bath.
13:53No, no, no.
13:57Maybe geography's not your thing, Chris.
13:58No, no, no, geography's not my thing.
14:02It's, I don't know, I'm always like, let's get us a surfing episode.
14:08Yeah.
14:08We haven't had one of those yet.
14:09Yeah.
14:10All right, but you're not, I mean, you've got to be careful.
14:12So you can't swim, you can't run, I would imagine, at the moment,
14:14you can't surf at the moment.
14:15Can't do anything at the moment.
14:16Can't do anything at the moment, apart from give great interview on this show!
14:21Let's hear it for Chris Marshall!
14:24Never disappointing.
14:25Beyond Paradise continues to be on the BBC.
14:27We're on season four.
14:28It's great.
14:29People love it.
14:30People watch it in their millions.
14:31Once again, Chris Marshall, Beyond Paradise.
14:35Surfer, swimmer, runner, just not at the moment.
14:39No, apparently.
14:40Just no skiing.
14:42No skiing.
14:44Still to come, Paul McCartney, but first, some more TFI gold from NXS.
14:51All you've got is this moment.
14:55Twenty percent years yesterday.
15:00You can carry on the wall.
15:09I need you tonight.
15:13Because I'm not sleeping.
15:18There's something about you.
15:23And it's this moment.
15:24Yeah!
15:25In excess!
15:27Wow!
15:27In excess on TFI Friday.
15:28Loads of TFI gold on YouTube.
15:30Just like a TFI.
15:31And you'll see it all.
15:31And by the way, the first nine episodes of this show, TFI Unplugged, are available on YouTube.
15:36World Pub Geniuses, bye!
15:39This all looks very sophisticated.
15:41This is your normal set-up in a pub.
15:43Yeah, of course it is.
15:44Most pubs have this ready to play with.
15:47All right, what are you claiming to be able to do here?
15:48Well, I'm claiming I will be able to put these four eggs into those pints without touching anything with my
15:55hands.
15:55Can't be done.
15:56Oh, come on.
16:04Non-believers.
16:05Can be done.
16:07Drum roll, please.
16:08All right.
16:10Not too hard.
16:11No, no, no, no.
17:05Oh, we've had a review in The Guardian.
17:07This cosy yet hectic revival just about justifies its inexpensive existence.
17:15We've had worse.
17:16We'll take it.
17:18All right, next time for something very special.
17:21My next guest is the one and only Paul Jardim.
17:35Oh, my God.
17:36Oh, my God.
18:07Now, Paul, Paul, on your new album, you've played most of the instruments yourself.
18:13I've played a lot of them, yeah.
18:14OK.
18:14And you're a great drummer, apparently.
18:16Well, I do a bit, you know, on the sly.
18:18Can you do this?
18:18Can you do this?
18:19Can you do this?
18:20Can you do this?
18:24That's not called for in many of the songs which I've been doing.
18:28Can you do it?
18:29Can I do it?
18:29No.
18:30Go on up and go.
18:32Yeah.
18:34He knew.
18:35He knew he could do it.
18:36Near it.
18:37Near it.
18:37Now, look, we've had some friends faxes with some questions.
18:40These are the genuine faxes.
18:42We're going to show them on the screen just to prove it to you.
18:43If you want the proof, there you are.
18:46And the first question is from Bono.
18:48Bono's faxes from America.
18:50We've asked all these people, if they could ask Paul one question, what would it be?
18:52And here's the fax from Bono.
18:54It says, Paul, when I hear someone else's great song, I feel both elated and sick as a pig that
18:59I didn't write it.
19:00Do you ever feel the same way from Bono?
19:03Uh, yeah, sometimes.
19:05Not really sick as a pig.
19:06I'm slightly jealous.
19:08And is there any one song that you thought, oh, that I'd like?
19:10Yeah, you know that Billy Joe one, don't go changin'.
19:15I thought that was very good meself.
19:19Alright, that's Bono's.
19:20Sean Ryder faxed us with a question.
19:22Sean Ryder.
19:24Sean's question is, what were you on when you wrote the frog chorus?
19:27Now that's Sean's question, not mine.
19:30Okay?
19:30Yeah.
19:31I was smoking pipes and drinking wine late at night, but you know, it's inspirational I thought.
19:39Okay.
19:39Well that's Sean's question.
19:41Probably you are.
19:42Question for Sir Paul McCartney from Richard and Judy this one.
19:46Here it is, genuine fax.
19:48Why are you on TFI Friday and not this morning?
19:53It's a much cooler show.
20:00But we like him, don't we?
20:02But we love them, we do love them, yeah.
20:03Now I think this is an absolute cracker.
20:05From Robert Smith of The Cure.
20:07Dear Paul, have you ever made a crop circle?
20:10I've heard rumours that you were involved.
20:13Can you pass on any tips, as when I tried to do one in Wales recently you went horribly wrong.
20:19Yeah, well Robert, love.
20:22What you have to do, you lie in a field and your feet must be at the centre of a
20:27circle and you shuffle around a few times and then big jumps out.
20:33Huge jumps.
20:34That's how I do it, very big jumps.
20:36Skippy like jumps.
20:36Very skippy, hippity hoppity, out of the field and ring the daily thing.
20:42And get the photograph.
20:43Have you ever had any crop circles in your part of the world?
20:46No, we don't get a lot down where I am.
20:48Are you Sussex or Kent?
20:50Sussex.
20:50Are you sure?
20:52Yeah, I'm dead sure.
20:54I thought you didn't count.
20:55I think so.
20:55George Best has faxed us.
20:59George says, I was once known as the fifth Beatle, where's my royalties percentage?
21:05Can you fax there he is?
21:07Yeah, it's in the post, George.
21:10Some delays due to Christmas.
21:12Okay.
21:13We've got another one here.
21:14And this is, oh you'll like this one, this is from Ringo Starr.
21:18Oh really?
21:19It really is, from Starling Music Limited.
21:22Rocking.
21:23Alright.
21:24Ringo's question to Paul is, who is his favourite Beatle?
21:33That's not an easy one, Rinks.
21:37There's no answer, and he knows there's no answer to that.
21:40I love you all.
21:42Because Ringo's playing drums on the album, isn't he?
21:44He is, and he's gorgeous too.
21:46A beautiful name.
21:46I do love him very, very much, but no favourites amongst my children.
21:50Okay.
21:52George is a bit weird, isn't he?
21:53Nah.
21:55No, he's very good, our George.
21:57He's lovely.
21:58He's lovely.
21:58He's out there though, isn't he?
22:00No, not really.
22:01He is?
22:01No.
22:03He's done a great album with Ravi Shankar.
22:05Has he?
22:06Yeah, it's very out there, but lovely.
22:07You heard him?
22:07Yeah, gorgeous.
22:08All good?
22:08Yeah.
22:09Penultimate track cracker.
22:10Alright.
22:12Melinda Messenger.
22:14Yeah.
22:14Right.
22:15To Alex, she says, which is strange, but she does.
22:18Has requested a question for Paul McCartney.
22:20If you could be in one of the bands that are around now, which band would it be?
22:25Oh, well, um, it would have been Nirvana, but no longer.
22:31Right.
22:32And now, who would it be?
22:35Joe Loss.
22:38I mean, no, you've got to go for it, Joe Loss.
22:40Alright, okay.
22:41Joe Loss, yeah.
22:42Couple more.
22:43Ian Brodie.
22:44Ian Brodie with the lightning seeds, everyone.
22:46Sir Paul, he says here.
22:48Yes.
22:48Which footy team, red or blue?
22:50He doesn't know, apparently.
22:53Long story, long story, because I claim both of them.
22:56Which isn't really allowed, I know.
22:58But my dad was born in Everton.
23:01Right.
23:01Right.
23:02So I'm officially Everton, but they don't do very well.
23:05Liverpool do, and I love Liverpool too, so I'm having both.
23:08You're having both.
23:09But I don't care.
23:10Right, Liverpool.
23:11Now, this is another cracker.
23:12Frank Carson, right?
23:13In Frank's handwriting, 26th of June, 97.
23:15Dear Paul, what was the ticket to ride for a bus, train or plane?
23:19And, ticket to ride.
23:21Right, yeah.
23:21And why would you be sad if the girl that's driving you mad was going away?
23:25If she was driving you mad, you wouldn't, you'd be happy.
23:28It's very good, actually, that, isn't it?
23:30Great question.
23:31That's a very good question.
23:32It's a cracker.
23:32Yeah, that is, yeah.
23:33It was a bus.
23:35Right.
23:35Actually, we were on.
23:36Yep.
23:36And the girl that was driving us mad at the time, we were getting away from her.
23:41We were very happy to get away from her, and I don't actually have an answer to that,
23:44frankly.
23:45But it's a good question.
23:46It's a heck of a question, yes.
23:48Okay.
23:48He knocked on my door once we were doing some show.
23:50He says, I just called to say I love you.
23:56Thank you, Paul.
23:57Our next guest, Superstar Time, is an amazing actor who's currently topping all the TV
24:02charts across the world with the number one show!
24:07The number one show in the world!
24:11Your Friends and Neighbours continues on Fridays on Apple TV, so let's have all the fun with
24:15Olivia Marge!
24:28What about this?
24:30Olivia Marge!
24:33The number one show in the world right now!
24:37How does it feel?
24:38it's really great it's so you know whenever you you do something you put it out there and
24:43and a lot of times people say like no we don't want this and now for this show to be
24:49so well
24:50received has been so exciting well received number number one it's number one you're in the number one
24:55show in the world yeah i i i heard that yeah yeah it's so cool isn't it it's so cool
25:00so you're here
25:01you're working because you're doing this with me but also hubby's here he's working yeah i'm really
25:06here because he's here and we said like can we go and meet you and come on and do this
25:10oh that's
25:11nice so yeah for people who don't know um olivia is married to tilly's favorite comedian in the world
25:18literally in the world john malaney and he played the palladium on saturday two nights in a row two
25:23nights in a row gosh and i'll tell you i was there the the last night and the the british
25:29like audience
25:30is incredible like everyone is so energized and it's just it's just an incredible in fact i was
25:36sitting up in one of those um what are those seats you know boxes boxes yeah yeah and there's a
25:44guy
25:44sitting next to me and he was just like slapping his knee and just laughing and i got like a
25:48tickle in
25:49my throat at one point and i start coughing and i start coughing and i can't really stop and he
25:54just
25:55looks over and he goes go outside i'm so sorry respect for the act yeah yeah yeah he was like
26:01respect for his laughing he wanted to just like yeah out of the way and you were sort of caught
26:05between rock and a half place because because because you he was saying the right thing but it's
26:09like it's my husband don't worry i'm respecting him i respect him all the time i love my husband and
26:12i
26:12haven't seen his his set yet i haven't seen any of this tour yet yeah so i wanted to be
26:17able to
26:17see every joke and um and i had to run out and like gag and then come back and he's
26:24well he was
26:24doing the same on stage but from a different in a different way yeah but uh is he still funny
26:28then
26:28officially your husband he's still he's still funny john gets loads of mentions in interviews like this
26:35with you and i love it of course because and also you know he's very well known in his own
26:39right and
26:39you're very happily married and it's all fun but actually the person that gets the most mentions
26:43almost more mentions than whatever you're on to talk about like your friends and neighbors
26:46is is malcolm young malcolm yeah he seemed he seems to be a a 40 year old man in a
26:52four-year-old body
26:53with that he you know so he's got this vernacular that is makes me feel so insecure like he goes
27:01um
27:02like the other day he he said he has this the way that he phrases it is like this i'll
27:08come in
27:08and i'll have made him something like that i'm trying to make from scratch and he goes
27:13did you think i would want this and i'm like
27:18no i mean i just i'm not no and he's like and then he'll come in when we're i'm like
27:23sit down
27:24watching tv with him he'll look at me go did you did you think i wanted you to sit with
27:27me and i'm
27:28like no i just i didn't even see you were there i mean i just like oh you're okay great
27:33yeah it's
27:35always like did you think that i would like that wonderful to have you here your friends and
27:40neighbors let's just talk about these houses they're mad these cows are crazy aren't they
27:44there was this one home where um we shot this year and it's massive and um they've been trying
27:52to sell it but they the economy is different even for really wealthy people and everyone's just a bit
27:57different in how they're buying stuff but he um it was it's like a bowling alley and the basketball
28:03court and a movie theater it's so massive and they've been trying to sell it and this owner
28:09was there on set and started screaming at everybody he started i was like wait what has
28:13happened i came down he was screaming and he's a really big guy and i went right up to him
28:19and i was
28:19like hey what are you doing stop yelling at our crew i don't understand what's happening and he was
28:24like well people are are on my floors and um and they're supposed to stay on the carpets and i
28:28was
28:28why did you rent out your home to us like you're insane he was like well it's also so loud
28:34in my
28:34my office is upstairs and i go if you can own this house and you don't have an office somewhere
28:39else
28:39that seems strange and then later and you know like sometimes those big guys are such like
28:45they're just so meek and i think that he was not yeah ready for someone to call him out on
28:50it it was
28:50so crazy he was yelling at like our our background actors and i thought this is this is so crazy
28:55and then
28:56he was like he got really sheepish and his wife came over and she's like he wants to apologize he's
29:00like i'm sorry and um yeah and you know what he was wearing this is not a joke he was
29:06wearing um
29:06keep calm and carry on yeah and i was like hmm dice yeah but also in those neighborhoods we've had
29:15to
29:15if you look at this season we've had to like find new homes and have new reasons like someone sold
29:20their home let's move on because these really wealthy neighborhoods one person is like they they love
29:25our show or they want to do it so they're like yeah we're going to rent out our our home
29:28and then
29:28all the neighbors are really mad because these really wealthy people are like we don't care that
29:33you guys are on tv like don't be in our neighborhood but somebody does let us and it creates a
29:39lot of
29:39problems oh my god there's a show behind the show isn't it yeah in a way i mean they're very
29:43mad
29:43does anybody do any of that kind of filming around that yeah you'd think that we would have thought of
29:48that season three bring it on would you be around or not yes i'm there she's there
29:56all right and is it is it all the fun is it a fun gang it is a really looks
30:01like you're having
30:01you saw comes across like you might be having all the fun yeah it's really great and um you know
30:06last
30:06year we had james marston come on and this year we have michelle monaghan so i'm really excited about
30:10because i'm such a fan of hers as well and um and the season two does end on a cliffhanger
30:17i can say that i can say that because i heard john ham say that on a panel the other
30:22day and i was like
30:22i was like we're allowed to say that the ham can say it yeah yeah so now i'm saying it
30:26well thanks
30:27for coming to see us is it done now yes okay we don't have to be done we don't have
30:33to be done
30:33um i mean you stole food in your career earlier on you can steal anything from here if you like
30:38it doesn't matter take home for real yeah what would john what would john like the camera
30:43you always steal the camera
30:47let's leave it there olivia merlin's been with us
30:49your friends and ladies continues the number one show in the world on apple tv it's on all the time
30:54watch it you won't regret it once again olivia
30:59still to come hard five but first some tfi gold from fritz
31:02and buy some more
31:04hey
31:04give me more than my baby
31:06got to tell me so
31:08overcome a little lady
31:10let it act like you know
31:12you won't give me money my baby
31:14come on take my hand
31:18come the money
31:19about gold by the ounce
31:22y2k not today
31:24i write a check in the bank bounce
31:26super ball used to be my nickname
31:28it's about love
31:30no money back guarantee
31:31when i'm above
31:33stroke and
31:35yeah
31:39all right welcome all those prince and pretty man and now from one legend to another here's peter o'toole
31:44so
31:53i will tell you what i want
31:55what i really really want
31:58tell me what
32:00you want
32:01what i really really want
32:03i wanna
32:04i wanna
32:05i wanna
32:06i wanna
32:08really
32:09really
32:10really
32:10wanna
32:12Zigger Zigger
32:25Does anyone know what F stands for in TFI?
32:30Oh my god that's naughty
32:33Ladies and gentlemen please welcome our first guest of the year 2000
32:36and what a great start to the year, here's Mariah Carey
33:02Thank you
33:03Good thank you. This is Werther's, our cute car boy
33:06Nice to meet you
33:07This is Toby
33:08How are you doing?
33:09Werther's a big fan of yours, huge fan of yours
33:12You are
33:13Yeah, loves you to death
33:14I mean I love you but he is madly in love with you
33:17Well it's very nice to meet you
33:18I do too
33:21Okay, now listen before we go any further
33:23Okay
33:23Can I ask you, can I ask you, will you come out with us tonight for a beer
33:26because you look a right laugh
33:29I look a right laugh today
33:30Yeah, you do
33:31Might as well if you got a little extra beer in the back, ain't nobody drinking it
33:34Yeah, no seriously, will you come out with me and words for a pint tonight?
33:37Well, I have to do a little taping
33:39Actually, it'd be great if you would join me for it
33:41What, the taping?
33:42Mm-hmm
33:43Is it in a pub?
33:44Well, it's, okay
33:44Well it was, actually we were thinking about doing it in a pub to be honest with you
33:48Were you?
33:48Well it's sort of this wacky little thing I have going on and I can tell you about it if
33:51you want
33:52Okay, what is it?
33:52Okay, I have a tour which begins on February 14th, Valentine's Day
33:56And, um, did you see the video by any chance where I'm fighting the black haired evil bad evil twin
34:03that I have?
34:03We've got it, do you want me to play it for you?
34:05Oh sure
34:05We've got it
34:06That way we can explain what we're talking about
34:07Yeah, okay, well watch this, we've got this for you, right now
34:09Okay
34:11I
34:26So now we know about that
34:28Okay, so, so, thank you very much
34:31I did all my own stunts and I was very bruised the next day but that's besides the point
34:34Okay, now that we know about that, what I'm taping tonight is footage for my tour
34:39Which includes that girl, the evil Mariah, who is called Bianca
34:43She's from Britain actually
34:45And she doesn't like me at all, she hates me
34:48But if she's played by you though
34:49Well, I mean that's a minor detail
34:51But she is hosting my tour
34:54So I don't know what's going to happen because she's very temperamental
34:57You know, she has a lot of, um, issues
35:00Does she want to come on The Lash with us?
35:01I think you might like Bianca better
35:03Okay, better than you?
35:04You might
35:05Okay, well I can have Bianca, where this can have you?
35:07Okay
35:09But there'll only be three of us
35:14So you're going to film all night then?
35:16Uh, probably
35:17Okay, so you can't come out or whatever
35:18Well, we might, maybe we can stop by, where are you going to be?
35:20Well, um
35:21You can't say that can you?
35:22We're just around
35:22Because you'll get swarmed, won't you?
35:24No, we never get swarmed, people don't like us very much
35:27So, um, so you're here for how long in Britain?
35:30Oh, probably another few hours until I get on the plane and go somewhere else
35:33I don't even know where I'm going
35:34But I thought you were still
35:35In Germany
35:35Are you not staying here for a while for your tour?
35:37Um, no, I'm coming back for the tour
35:39First I have to go, oh, all over
35:41Yeah
35:41L.A.
35:43What, promoting or touring?
35:44Um, getting ready for the tour, but prior to that
35:46Getting ready for the tour?
35:47Working out?
35:48No, rehearsing, I don't even know what I'm doing yet
35:50That's another minor detail
35:51When is the tour?
35:52It's February the 14th
35:53Yeah
35:54And you've not figured it out?
35:55I like to wing things, you know?
35:56We like to wing things, don't we, Wes?
35:57A little spontaneous
35:59Oh, yes, madam
36:00So when you come back here for the tour, how many nights will you be here for?
36:03Uno
36:03Just one?
36:05Yeah
36:05Yeah, it's kinda called one night only
36:08Well, the reason is because I'm filming a movie
36:10In May
36:11Yeah, because you're an actress now, aren't you?
36:12Well, darling, I think I always have been, haven't I?
36:15No, we all are, I suppose
36:19So when you come back for that one night
36:22Have you got anywhere nice to stay?
36:25Um, like someone's house?
36:26Yeah
36:26It's always better to stay at a friend's house than at a hotel
36:29It is, it is more comfortable
36:30It is more comfortable at a home
36:32But I don't have anyone who's offered me their home, so
36:35Well
36:37Never mind, I'll stay in a hotel then
36:38Okay
36:39What are you gonna do?
36:41You seem to me, like nowadays, when you started off
36:43Uh-huh
36:43You didn't take yourself very seriously, but
36:45I'm not saying that, but you did
36:46You were different
36:47And now you seem like you're just having good fun
36:49Would that be right?
36:49That would be an accurate observation
36:52Yeah?
36:52In fact
36:52So where was the fun hiding then?
36:54Oh, it was hiding inside me
36:56But I was not allowed to let it out, you see
36:58By whom?
36:58Oh, certain people
37:01Any, in one particular person?
37:02Oh, well, I shouldn't say that
37:04Because it would be politically incorrect
37:05Your ex-husband?
37:06Oh, I wouldn't go that far
37:08Oh, I still have a few more singles to put out
37:11Oh, okay
37:12Yeah, nothing like that
37:13Because he was the boss of the company, wasn't he?
37:14Well, he still is
37:15Is he? Is he? Oh, God, I'm sorry
37:20Oh, I'm sorry
37:22Our next guest is your new favourite actor
37:24And she really is
37:25She's starring in the new drama, Mint
37:26Which is out now on BBC One
37:28And also on the BBC iPlayer
37:29So let's get prepared for the amazing Emma Lynn!
37:31Yay!
37:41It's so great to see you
37:43Congratulations on Emma, you're so good!
37:45Oh, stop it
37:46How good is Emma?
37:47Yay!
37:48Oh my gosh, you're in everybody's favourite things all the time
37:51Stop being in all the best stuff
37:53Give somebody else a chance Emma
37:54I know, I don't stop
37:56Alright, so Mint, I've seen all of them
37:58You know I've seen all of them
37:59I know, it's crazy
37:59Oh my gosh
38:00My team have not even seen it all
38:01Oh my gosh
38:03And Frankie works
38:04She says, I've seen three
38:05Well, I've seen eight, Frank
38:06Alright, I've seen all eight
38:07It's eight, three to me
38:08To the old guy
38:08Also, this is crazy
38:09Because I used to listen to you every morning
38:11When I went to school
38:11You poor thing
38:13Yeah
38:13So overstimulating
38:15Oh my gosh
38:15I just keep looking at this desk
38:16With all these, like, signatures
38:18Which keep getting rubbed off
38:19We're gonna get
38:20We're gonna sort this out
38:22You'll sign this in a bit Emma
38:23If you don't mind
38:23Oh my God, I'd love to
38:24So, I mean, for lots of people
38:26You know, you
38:27Was it Variety magazine
38:28You said you want
38:29You're a Brit to watch in 2021 or 2022?
38:31Oh, I didn't say
38:31Well, I probably said that
38:33No, no, Variety
38:33I think Variety magazine
38:34Or Hollywood reports
38:35I mean, somebody said it
38:36And they were right
38:36And we're still watching you, you know
38:38And as always
38:39The best is yet to come from the best
38:41No matter how good they've done it
38:42The best is always yet to come with you
38:44And I just suspect
38:45And I don't know
38:46Because I don't know you
38:46That you're probably quite good
38:48At a lot of things
38:49And you've just landed on acting
38:50Do you know, you know
38:51I mean, I wanted to be a musician
38:52When I was a kid
38:53I knew this
38:53I knew this
38:55And I purposely haven't checked
38:57I just knew
38:58Like, through and through
39:00Yeah
39:00I was like an indie
39:01Oh, I'm an indie rock and roll girl
39:03Like, I just
39:04I grew up having jobs
39:05So that I could go
39:06And watch like
39:07Reverend and the Bakers
39:08In Sheffield, you know
39:09Like, it was
39:10That was my thing
39:10Do you sing and play guitar?
39:11I do a little bit
39:12I play guitar quite poorly
39:13And I always
39:15I'll always write
39:16Maybe I'll do something with that
39:17But, you know
39:18I was in bands when I was a teenager
39:20And I played the lead mill in Sheffield
39:22And then I
39:23Which was a massive moment
39:25Sounds cool, doesn't it?
39:26And then
39:27I realised that
39:28I just found my footing with acting
39:30I think I tried
39:30I think I was alright
39:32At a lot of things
39:32Yeah, yeah
39:33So, we haven't really said
39:34What the show's about
39:35Oh, go on
39:36No, you go, off you go
39:37Oh, well
39:38It's
39:39I describe it as like
39:41A Glaswegian
39:42Romeo and Juliet
39:43Modern day
39:44Yeah
39:44But also, like
39:45It's a bit of a shocker
39:47When you watch it
39:47Because it's just
39:48What Charlie's done
39:49With the editing
39:50It's super nostalgic
39:51And beautiful
39:52And weird
39:53And there's really nothing
39:53Nothing quite like it
39:55Great cars, innit?
39:56Some great cars
39:57Yeah
39:57Oh, is there?
39:58Oh yeah, like the old Range Rovers
39:59Yeah, well the one you drive
40:00The Mercedes
40:01That's like
40:02Where's that?
40:03All I can think about
40:04Is how difficult those cars are to drive
40:06Yeah
40:06Because it's not like
40:08My wife would agree with you
40:09Which is why I'm not allowed to have one anymore
40:11An old car
40:12So there's
40:13How much do we give away?
40:14How much do we say?
40:15I suppose
40:15It is a modern
40:16I mean, that's what all the gang said
40:18It's Romeo and Juliet
40:19That's what it is
40:19Yeah, it's like a love story
40:20It reminds me of Twilight
40:22Of when
40:23I don't know if you ever saw the Twilight films
40:24I didn't to be honest
40:25As a teenage girl
40:27I'm sure there's many girls listening that can relate
40:29It's like
40:29Yeah!
40:30Yeah!
40:31Twilight!
40:32Twilight was so important to so many girls
40:35And guys
40:36It's funny because there's the girl boy divide
40:37It's all girls in the control room
40:39And all boys here
40:40It's so good
40:41And I just hope that mint is what Twilight was for me
40:45For some people, you know?
40:46And why is mint called mint?
40:47Because that's the only thing I can figure out
40:49I have no idea
40:49Nor have I!
40:50I was not as scared to ask you
40:52Yeah, I think Charlie in an interview last week was like
40:55I just like the word mint
40:57Like it's like when people use it as slang issues
40:59It makes me think of green and I like green
41:02So I'm not sure
41:04But it's cool
41:04I reckon it's in the pipeline
41:06We're going to find out
41:07Yeah, maybe there's a true hidden meaning
41:09100%
41:10Well, congratulations to you and the team
41:11Thank you
41:11It is absolutely brilliant
41:12Eight part TV series mint episode two
41:14Out 9.30pm next Monday
41:16But of course all episodes
41:17As I know because I've watched them all
41:19Available on the BBC I played
41:20And that has been Emma Laird
41:24Still to come a hard fight playing for us live
41:26But first some TFI gold from Bryan Adams
41:29You might stop a hurricane
41:33Might even stop the driving rain
41:37You might have a dozen other guys
41:41But if you wanna stop me baby
41:44Don't even try
41:47I can't stop this thing we started
41:52You gotta know it's right
41:55I can't stop this cause we're plodded
42:00So hello
42:04Thank you for having me since I've come TFI gold
42:06Alright, just before we go
42:07It's time for this week's Star of the Week
42:09If you're watching the London Marathon this weekend
42:10Then I want you to wave your hands in the air
42:12Like you just don't care
42:13And give all the support to
42:14Porn of the Polar Bear
42:16Yeah
42:1710 years off
42:1910 years off
42:2010 years off
42:2110 years off
42:21Yay
42:23Porn of the Polar Bear
42:25Also known as Jill the PE teacher
42:27Tell us what you've been up to Jill if you don't mind
42:30For nearly 30 years I've been raising money for cancer charities
42:34And I'm £4,000 short of £2,000,000
42:38Oh my goodness
42:39We'll sort that out for you
42:41We'll sort the foreground out for you
42:43Consider it
42:43Alright, you've also won the chance to tell us all what's on next week's TFI
42:50Drumroll
42:53We have absolutely no idea
42:56Yay
42:57Have a great weekend
42:59And we'll see you in the moment then
43:01Here come a high five with a living for the weekend
43:03What a great message for Christensen
43:09I've been working a week, I'm tired
43:13Yeah, I've been working a weekend
43:17Living for the weekend
43:21Hey, hey
43:23I got some money, I just got paid
43:27I got money and I can't wait
43:31Six o'clock, I'm out of here
43:37I have that tonight, there's a night all my life
43:40Got my name on
43:42Oh man
43:44I've burned down my street out of dust
43:47I'm a bitch, I'm all crying
43:49I know
43:50Workin' out the time
43:52Work is such a bind
43:54Got some money to spend
43:56Never have the weekend
43:58When it gets so much
44:00I live on the rush
44:01Got some money to spend
44:03Never have the weekend
44:05Oh man, I've been working a week off shots
44:11I've been blocking a week for a while
44:15Living for the weekend
44:22So my clothes are a counterfeit
44:25So my name is on the list
44:30I know you're coming to call my voice
44:36Step down the back, look at the path
44:38There's a crack, toilet window
44:43I try to see the floor cold as ice
44:46Through the door, I'm all for you
44:50Working all the time, I'm working such a lot
44:53Got some money to spend
44:55Living for the weekend
44:57When it gets to not true
44:59I live for the garbage
45:01Got some money to spend
45:03Swimming out of danger
45:04Now we're going to put it down
45:13Can you feel it?
45:15Feel the pressure
45:16Pushing down
45:33I live for the weekend
45:37I live for the weekend
45:41I'm living for the weekend
45:43I'm living for the weekend
45:47I'm living for the weekend
45:49I'm living for the weekend
45:50Going out tonight
45:51Going out tonight
45:53Baby, you and I
45:55Going out tonight
45:56Going out tonight
45:58Going out tonight
46:00Baby, you and I
46:02Going out tonight
46:41That's 60 minutes of my life that I won't get back.
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