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00:16Lions all new Tuesdays at 10 on FX FX presents Mr. Inbetween
00:50I'm in the same way
00:54I'm in the same way
00:56I'm in the same way
00:56Where's Freddie?
00:58how come you didn't put the bet on i did i told you you talked to me yeah and he
01:08said you didn't
01:08put the fucking bet on no he's a fucking liar careful mate what i've known me for 20 years
01:20right i swear to god i put the bet on i know what me's talking about
01:42i got maddie
01:46reckons mix full of shit
01:48i think somebody's full of shit
01:55freddie wants a word with him yeah
02:01freddie yep
02:08what are you talking about
02:16i put the bet on
02:25yeah i fucked up i'm sorry mate
02:29i was gonna put the bet on rise
02:31i ran into a mate and he had some gear and
02:35yeah i just fucked up man
02:40fuck i'm sorry i'm sorry mate
02:45okay thanks freddie
02:52hey
02:53hey man
02:57okay hold on
03:06next time freddie tells you to do something mate just fucking do it
03:09huh oh no oh no sorry mate
03:14what an idiot
03:17oh shit
03:20oh shit
03:22oh shit
03:27oh shit
03:40oh shit
03:42oh shit
03:46oh let me shake this
03:48okay
03:52Let's go.
04:35what's news my friend no news no news no news nah what's news with you
04:43i want some bad news yeah had a bad week this week you have a bad week every week
04:51what
04:55how long we've been doing business i'm a little hurt here right to be honest
04:59don't turn this around on me shit ed you should have the money
05:03okay okay
05:07i got a guy owes me 10 all right over in ashfield you want to go get that you can
05:14keep it
05:16okay so 10 plus a g on top for what for collecting on the debt collecting on it you're keeping
05:28the
05:28money i know but i shouldn't have to go and get the money from somebody else should i
05:33hey hey you met nicky nicky this is ray this is the guy i was telling you about
05:38hey mate how you going buddy all right yeah good yourself yeah good hey go take him to
05:44see that guy in ashfield yeah sure
06:05is how long you been working for freddie
06:15so you want to have a go at this guy at ashfield then or
06:18fuck it
06:34you terry who the fuck are you
06:39where is it what money where is it what money where is it hold on don't tell me to hold
06:44on you
06:44fucking cocksucker
06:51now hurry up
06:54look i haven't got it now but i can get it later i'll get it at the end of the
06:58week yeah
06:59now i don't have it go on mate i'm not your mate dickhead i'm gonna count to three i don't
07:08have it
07:08one look i'll get it end of this week i swear two ah please sorry mate don't
07:15know how long you've been married terry
07:18uh uh 12 years
07:21got your wallet
07:27there's a there's a couple hundred in here i can go to the atl
07:30get some
07:31ah don't worry about it mate
07:35nice like my family thanks very nice
07:39you live in kirabilly
07:46you stay here with him mate all right
07:52well where are you going
07:53i'm going to kirabilly
07:55uh look um uh i'll i'll give you your money okay um i don't want any money
08:00what do you mean well it's not my job to collect money it's his job
08:06what's your job my job's to make you sorry you didn't pay when you had the chance look
08:11i want to do the right thing i've got the money yeah i just have to go get it okay
08:16okay right
08:19well you get it now okay you go with him if he gives you any trouble you give me a
08:24call right
08:25i can
08:28you don't want if i keep this do
08:37let's go
08:58eddie
08:59sorry
09:01no you're all right he's a bit of a maniac he is
09:05sorry no you're right your dog's not gonna eat my dog is he no i just fed him so
09:10pretty safe for the next half hour anyway good good
09:14what's his name boof boof yeah is that a frenchie yeah yeah eddie eddie the frenchie yeah
09:27i'm ali by the way ray right nice to meet you nice to meet you too
09:31said you come here a bit do you or yeah yeah yeah it's nice i like being by the water
09:36i kind of feels like you're you know not in the city even though you are yeah definitely
09:53fine
09:53five ab this probably should um it's like you get on with it get back get on
10:00sorry yeah it's important work yeah yeah all right nice to meet you yeah me too um have a good
10:07one yeah yeah see you later come on oh yeah i'll catch your hand come on eddie eddie
10:15eddie come on
10:17come on
11:00You have the perfect opportunity, mate.
11:02And what do I do?
11:07Nothing.
11:15I don't know.
11:16I don't know.
11:17I don't know.
11:33I don't know.
11:44All right, Quentin.
11:47Here we go.
11:49All right.
11:50Have a good time.
11:50Bye.
11:52How you doing, sweetheart?
11:52I'm good.
12:16Hang on.
12:23Hey, Brit.
12:25Hi.
12:26How are you, beautiful?
12:28I'm good.
12:28Yeah?
12:29Yeah.
12:30How you doing, brother?
12:31Good, man.
12:32How's school?
12:33Good.
12:34Really?
12:35No.
12:36What are they teaching you?
12:37Nothing.
12:40All right.
12:40What about the boys?
12:41How do the boys see you?
12:43I'm not telling you.
12:44You're not telling me?
12:46All right.
12:47I've got this, but I can't remember who I've got it for.
12:49For me?
12:50Not for you.
12:51I think I've got this for you.
12:55I bet you don't have it.
12:57Super squirrel.
12:58You got it?
12:59No.
13:00Super squirrel.
13:01I'm saying it's pretty good.
13:03Is it?
13:03It's your kind of feeling.
13:05Yeah, it's up my alley.
13:06Yeah.
13:06I haven't seen it yet.
13:07Yeah, it's about a squirrel, you know.
13:08Yeah, oh, is it?
13:09Yeah.
13:10You want a cover?
13:10Yeah, I want a...
13:11Smart.
13:13Come on.
13:16Agile.
13:18How are you feeling?
13:20Fantastic.
13:22What's going on?
13:24Nothing.
13:27Anything happening in the chief's apartment?
13:29No.
13:30Yeah?
13:31Come on, mate.
13:33Since I got the mother and her, I've been beating him off with a stick.
13:38Ladies love her.
13:39As soon as I tell them I've got an MND, they're all over me like a fire and shit.
13:44One dollar, Uncle Bruce.
13:45What's that bread?
13:47You owe me a dollar.
13:51What for?
13:53You swore.
13:54What did I say?
13:56The ass ride.
13:57Shit?
13:58Yep.
13:59You owe me two dollars now, so pay up.
14:01Oh.
14:03Oh.
14:05Um.
14:07Okay.
14:07You take credit, can't I?
14:09Nope.
14:11What's this?
14:14I've got no cash.
14:16Okay, but you owe me.
14:19Yeah, I'm good for it.
14:20You better be.
14:22You better watch out, mate.
14:23She knows where you live.
14:24Yeah.
14:32Thanks, mate.
14:34See you, mate.
14:38Ah, what's going on?
14:39Nothing, mate.
14:40How'd you go?
14:45Fucking hell, mate.
14:47I, uh, saw I didn't do too well with that, uh, Terry fella.
14:51I feel like I'm...
14:53Cam when I'm a bit strong, or...
14:55No, don't worry about it, mate.
14:56Nobody expects you to get it right the first time you...
14:57Hey, what's happening, mate?
14:58Right.
14:59Right, mate.
14:59Gaz, Nick, Nick, Gaz.
15:02Hey, mate.
15:02How you doing?
15:03Good.
15:04Have a look?
15:04Yeah.
15:06All right, mate, I'll catch you in there, all right?
15:08See you.
15:12What's going on?
15:15I need you to come back to my joint.
15:17I'm in the fucking chair.
15:19What have you done?
15:21Tad found one of me pornos.
15:23One of me DVDs.
15:24Mm-hmm.
15:25She's pissed as hell, and I told her it was yours.
15:29Why would you tell her it was mine?
15:31Because she was going to fucking divorce me, man.
15:34I need you to come back and apologise to her.
15:36For what?
15:37For leaving the porno at my joint.
15:39Why the fuck would I leave a porno in your hands?
15:41I don't know.
15:41You just did.
15:42I didn't know what else to say.
15:45I just need you to come back and apologise to her.
15:47This is fucking big.
15:49Come on, mate.
15:50I'll hate her.
15:55Mm.
15:56Oh, fucking legend.
15:59Can we go now?
16:01Mate, I'm working.
16:02Yeah, okay.
16:03Sorry.
16:04Just...
16:05Very relaxed.
16:05It's a porno.
16:06Yeah, I know.
16:07She's just fucking...
16:08Huh?
16:10She won't let me in, eh?
16:18I'm just going to piss off for about half a film.
16:20No worries, mate.
16:20All right?
16:21Thanks, mate.
16:23Come on, Buffett.
16:23Thanks for that.
16:24Come on.
16:25I told you not to marry a Russian.
16:27Yeah, I know.
16:27It's just...
16:28Good night.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Fine.
16:50Babe?
16:55You all right?
16:57Raising.
16:59Hello, Ray.
17:01How you going, love?
17:06Uh, so I guess you said you found one of my DVDs.
17:13So, uh, yeah, sorry about that.
17:26Why do you want to look at these things, Ray?
17:30This is disgusting, Ray.
17:32Why do you like this?
17:34I don't know.
17:35You like to piss on women?
17:38This is why your wife gets divorced.
17:40Right.
17:43Come on.
17:44Come on.
17:47Come on.
17:48Can I go over?
17:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:50You want this or not?
17:56Yeah, I'll see you.
17:59Yeah, I'll see him out now.
18:00Are you all right?
18:03Okay.
18:08I know.
18:09I'll go after you.
18:10All right, come on.
18:11Yeah?
18:13Oh, Ray, that's for silly.
18:15It's Teth's brother.
18:15He's over from Russia.
18:16There you go, man.
18:17The pee-pee guy?
18:18Yeah.
18:19Yeah.
18:19Come on.
18:20No, no.
18:20It's all right.
18:20Come on.
18:21Come on.
18:21Come on.
18:21Come on.
18:24Sorry, mate.
18:39Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.
18:41Sorry.
18:43Hey, you know I'm not just into that stuff.
18:46You know I'm into, you know, other stuff, too.
18:49Well, they're shit in people's mouths.
18:51No.
18:52You know, like normal stuff.
19:03Thanks, Ray.
19:05I owe you one.
19:17Fuck.
19:19I owe you one more.
19:21I owe you one more.
19:49I don't know.
20:10We have this book fair, and we have to, like, dress up as, like, a character from a book, and
20:16then, like, uh, and then we all have this parade thing, and in the parade...
20:20Whoa, hey, Jesus, man, why don't you watch where you're going, eh?
20:24What was that?
20:25You heard what I said.
20:26What?
20:27You want to start some shit?
20:30And watch the language too, eh?
20:31Oh, piss off, fuckwit.
20:35Yeah.
20:35Go on.
20:36Sleep walking, dickhead.
20:40I'll get you another one.
20:41Okay.
20:42But tell that guy he owes me four dollars.
20:45Four dollars?
20:46Yeah.
20:47He does, doesn't he?
20:48Yeah.
20:48I'll get it off him later, all right?
20:50Okay.
20:56So, what do you want for your birthday?
20:58Um, I want a TV in my room.
21:01You want a TV in your room?
21:02Yeah.
21:03Um, a red or black hoverboard.
21:07But if I got your TV in your room, you'd never leave your room, and I'd never see you.
21:13Um, well, that's not true.
21:17I could watch TV.
21:18You still come out and talk to me every now and then?
21:20Yeah, yeah, sometimes.
21:21Oh.
21:26I'm just going to go in the newsagent around the corner, okay?
21:29I'm just going to get a newspaper, okay?
21:31Can you stay here?
21:32Yeah.
21:33All right.
21:34I'll be back in a minute, all right?
21:35Okay.
21:46You all right, old man?
21:52Run, you little shit.
22:12All right.
22:15Hey.
22:19Holy shit.
22:20Hi.
22:21Didn't recognize you.
22:22Uh, yeah, right.
22:23I don't blame you.
22:24It's an amboy.
22:26Paramedic, yeah.
22:27Okay.
22:27Amboy.
22:28Yeah.
22:30So, uh, so like I've had an accident or something?
22:34Let's call you directly or what's the...
22:39Sure, yep.
22:40Okay.
22:41Yeah?
22:42Yep.
22:42I'll give you my number.
22:44Sweet.
22:46All right, go for it.
22:47O.
22:47Yep.
22:48O.
22:48Yep.
22:49O.
22:50O-O-O.
22:51Okay.
22:53Honey baggers.
22:56Is this a real number or a...
22:58Yeah.
22:58Yeah, I get it.
23:00Well, I'm pretty excellent, Prime, so...
23:04I need to take the call.
23:05Got a job out.
23:05Sure.
23:07Sorry.
23:08Gotta go.
23:09All right.
23:09Cool.
23:11Call you.
23:12You do that.
23:14You do that.
23:38I ran right out of fear.
23:40I could have left into the water.
23:45No bones, nothing, I better go and get something harder
23:51Back in the flash, I started on a dash to make a run
23:57Limp out the lawn, drinking on a roll
24:03Whoa, the lips are getting liver
24:10Whoa, yeah, the lips are getting liver
24:27So what do you want for your birthday?
24:29I want a teaser
24:30Why don't you watch where you're going, eh?
24:31What was that?
24:32How you going, man?
24:34What are those idiots doing?
24:39The world is full of assholes
24:41Yeah, and you know why?
24:42Because people let me get away with it
24:43Right, old man?
24:46So in your mind, you've done society a favor?
24:49Yeah
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25:58Oh, hey, baby
26:00It's a party
26:01Where are you going?
26:04Thank you
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