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01:00We use over 300 tons of ice to create the hotel, and guests are surprised to know how much snow.
01:07Over 10,000 tons.
01:09Wow, that's a lot.
01:10Luckily, Norway has plenty of snow and ice.
01:15These blocks were created by carefully smoothing the ice on our river as it freezes, then harvesting it for storage
01:25in a nearby cave.
01:28Everything we see melts in summer.
01:31And we have different artists and artisans help us build again each year, so every stay is truly once in
01:38a lifetime.
01:39And here we have your room.
01:45The Koi Suite.
01:51Wow.
01:53Oh, it's frisk.
01:55Our guest's suites are slightly warmer than the rest of the hotel.
01:59About three degrees below zero.
02:01Not too, too cold.
02:04It's quite invigorating when you're used to it.
02:08As we say, you will feel some plummen i egg, like a yoke in an egg.
02:14Okay, that's adorable.
02:15Some plummen i eggen?
02:18That's very good.
02:20These fish were hand-carved by famous Norwegian ice sculptor Anna Szegestad Ryd.
02:26He won the Boreal Forest Prize at the Harbin Ice Sculpting Competition last year.
02:30Beautiful. Isn't that beautiful?
02:31The bed is made of ice?
02:33Yes, isn't that charming?
02:34And I highly recommend trying our complimentary house brandy.
02:38The bed is made of ice.
02:39It is distilled locally from ice wine, and I assure you it is quite special.
02:44Ice.
02:45Helen.
02:46We are sleeping on an ice bed.
02:48I could have saved that hundred grand and frozen my eggs right here, jokes and all.
02:52Now, one more thing.
02:53Your bathrooms are around the corner, in the hall to your left, and if you keep going in
02:58that direction, you get to our hot tub deck, which is always open.
03:02As I'm sure you've noticed, the sky is quite wonderful this time of year.
03:06Anything else you need, please do not hesitate to let me know.
03:10Thank you, Bjorn.
03:12Oh, thank you very much.
03:14I hope you both have an enjoyable stay.
03:16Good night.
03:18Excellent.
03:19Good night to you also.
03:20Okay.
03:29This is amazing.
03:31How did I not realize that the bed would be made of ice?
03:36We just flew 16 hours to get frozen like Walt Disney.
03:39Walt Disney wasn't frozen.
03:40That's a myth.
03:41And look at this place.
03:43It was worth the trip.
03:45I mean, do we absolutely have to go every wacky place Rick Steves recommends?
03:49I mean, would it be so bad to stay somewhere that's not an experience, but just a really
03:55nice hotel?
03:56Canopy book?
03:58Doesn't it feel kind of nice?
04:01My skin feels so awake.
04:04Oh my God, seriously?
04:08Who knew?
04:09Hell is in Norway.
04:10Oh, come on.
04:11This is completely your bag.
04:12You love feeling bad.
04:19What are you doing over there?
04:20Looking for your cell phone.
04:22Val should have numbers by now.
04:23Oh, I already talked about the airport.
04:25Come over here.
04:26Get under these blankets.
04:27There's something.
04:27You talked about?
04:29What did she say?
04:34It's on the list.
04:36Congratulations.
04:38Good.
04:39Great.
04:40Yeah.
04:40Now come over here.
04:41Have some brandy.
04:42It's so good.
04:44Where on the list?
04:45Oh, God.
04:46Stop it.
04:46It's a bestseller.
04:48I know.
04:48I'm just curious where.
04:50Top 20.
04:52Top 20?
04:53Yeah.
04:54But like closer to 11 or closer to 20?
04:57You're impossible.
04:59You're the most impossible bestselling author I know.
05:03Come over here.
05:04Why?
05:05Just come here.
05:07Look at this.
05:10That is amazing.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16I always wanted to see it.
05:17One time in Canada I came close, but this is so much better than I ever imagined.
05:25Kind of looks like a screensaver.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:27Stop.
05:28Sit.
05:31Here you go.
05:33There.
05:34Isn't that warmer?
05:35Warmer than what?
05:39You can almost hear it, can't you?
05:44Oh, it's turning purple.
05:49Look at that.
05:54Guess what?
05:56Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.
05:59Okay.
06:00So pee.
06:01Yeah, but is the toilet going to be made out of ice?
06:03What if I stick to it?
06:04Here, don't pee, but shh.
06:24Oh, man.
06:27Aw.
06:33Okay.
06:34Hello.
06:36Done.
06:36Well, thank you.
06:36Ah ahah
07:06Uh, this is your captain speaking. Fingers crossed, hopefully we've seen the last of that rough air. Should be smooth
07:13sailing for a while. So we're gonna go ahead and turn off that fasten seatbelt sign.
07:19Feel free to move about the cabin, Carol.
07:48May we get you anything? Nope. Uh, who's flying today?
07:53Carol. On the flight deck is Captain John McConnell, and also First Officer Tom Deegan. These individuals have a combined
08:0151,619 hours of flight time.
08:04And between the two of them, they've piloted every variant of this capable and trustworthy Airbus A330 aircraft. You're in
08:11good hands.
08:14That's weirder than the gal from TGI Fridays. You doing this because she freaked me out?
08:18Uh, that's an affirmative, Carol.
08:20Please stop that.
08:22It's much more spacious up in first class. Sure you wanna be more comfortable there? It has live-flat seats.
08:28You could get some rest.
08:29I'm fine when I'm out.
08:54Back in Spain, that was all the English speakers, right?
08:57Anyone with conversational ability, yes.
09:00Tell me about the non-English speakers.
09:01Certainly. What would you like to know?
09:03Anything. Everything.
09:05Well, let's see. There's Bora Kolak, a 60-year-old candy vendor in Istanbul. He speaks Turkish in Los Cats.
09:13In Bali, there's Ida Udui, 23, speaks Indonesian Balinese. She's a contortionist and a dancer. Performs the barong, the lagong,
09:22jibog. It's all quite exquisite.
09:24I'm sure. Keep going.
09:25Uh, Sidona Meles in Sardinia is a fisherman. Or he was, but he's 89 and retired. There's Mary Cook Siacintola,
09:33lives in Masaru Lesotho.
09:35What, what does she do?
09:36Her family raises Basura Ponius, but she's only eight years old. She hasn't decided on the profession.
09:42Next.
09:44Abdul Karim Al-Shari lives in Aden, Yemen. He's a 37-year-old muezzin.
09:49Muezzin, that's a, that... What is that?
09:52He sings a cult of prayer. He has a powerful tenor voice. He also loves cats.
09:59Okay. But are there any medical doctors, any, any scientists or an expert of some kind?
10:07Oh, yes. According to Time Out Magazine, Takeoki Tanaka Nosaka makes the best Udo noodles in the entire Keihanshin in
10:14Mexico.
10:14That's not what I meant. Nope.
10:17Alright, that makes, what, um, six. So, you didn't say anything about the guy from, uh, where was it? Uh,
10:27Paraguay. What about him?
10:28Uh, his name is Manuso Zoviedo. We weren't aware of him for the first 33 hours. He manages a self
10:34-storage facility in Asuncion. So far, he hasn't really communicated with us.
10:42Ha. I want to talk to him. He only speaks Spanish. And a bit of Guarani. Do you want us
10:48to translate for you?
10:49No. I'll manage. First thing, once I get home. We could try him right now, if you like.
11:14He's been a bit reluctant to get in contact.
11:33Try it again.
11:54Uh, hola, senor? Ma'amu?
11:58I think... I think we got, uh, cut off or something. Try him again.
12:22Hello, I'm Carol Sturka. Uh, I'm from the United States.
12:29It's...
12:35Get him back.
12:39Get him back.
13:01We're sorry, Carol. We don't think it was personal.
13:04No.
13:04Come on.
13:37Hi, Carol.
13:39Really, please let us know if there's...
13:42Carol, one second.
13:46We have something for you.
13:54We gathered all the mail that was in transit for you.
14:00We think you're really gonna like what's in the box.
14:12Anything else we can do for you, just let us know.
14:16Hello?
14:17Hello?
14:19Hello?
14:33Hello?
14:38Hello?
14:47Hello?
14:52Hello?
14:59Hello?
15:01Hello?
15:02Hello?
15:13Hello?
15:14Hello?
15:15Hello?
15:26Hello?
15:29Hello?
15:31Hello?
15:31Hello?
15:33Hello?
15:41Hello?
15:43Hello?
15:44Hello?
16:01Hello?
16:15Hello?
16:24Hello?
16:26Here's what's gonna happen.
16:27Here's what's gonna happen.
16:28You're gonna forget everything you know about Helen.
16:30Every memory.
16:32Every thought she ever had.
16:33Get her out of your head.
16:35Heads.
16:36Carol, we apologize...
16:38Never mention her again.
16:39Never think about her again.
16:41Only I get to remember her.
16:43You got that?
16:43Only me.
17:00How come you know he was a big dummy?
17:03Well, there were already three other people inside of you.
17:08But that's beside the point.
17:10One day, I got up the courage to go up to mean old lady Hickenlooper and ask her why
17:15she always frowned.
17:16Well, she had been born with no smiling muscles.
17:22I pointed out that a frown is just a smile turned upside down.
17:28So from then on, whenever I'd go by, she'd stand on her head and wave.
18:00What the hell?
18:03Nice, ooh.
18:17Yeah, I was just saying it's very nice so I could make this, honestly.
18:39Good morning, Carol.
18:41What's with the food?
18:42It's the exact meal you had at that B&B you stayed at in Provincetown.
18:482012? Remember, you were there to see the indigo girls.
18:51You were very complimentary of the chef that morning.
18:54It really stuck with her.
18:55The sorghum flour and the pancake...
18:58So you took it upon yourself to make me breakfast?
19:00Well, we knew your fridge was pretty bare.
19:03You've only got tonic water, half a carton of oat milk,
19:07a jar of green olives, a jar of black olives, a jar of red olives...
19:10I told you Helen was off-limits.
19:12Yes, of course, Carol.
19:13So, how the...
19:15How do you know what is in my fridge?
19:18Teresa from Mary Maids.
19:20You had them clean up just before you got home from the book tour.
19:24Is the food not to your liking?
19:26Would you like us to make you something else instead?
19:28Nope.
19:32I want you to leave me alone.
19:53Shows what you know, fuckers.
19:54It's three-quarters of a carton.
20:18It's three-quarters of a carton.
20:34What the fuck?
21:05What happened to Miss Broutes?
21:07Are you the Grinch who steals supermarkets?
21:09So sorry.
21:10We're consolidating resources to centralize useful items for distribution.
21:15Food, medicine, anything helpful from stores or businesses, or what used to be private
21:20homes.
21:20It's just more efficient.
21:23Fine.
21:24Fine.
21:25I get it.
21:26Is there something specific you need?
21:28We can deliver to you anytime, anywhere.
21:30I am not going to call you every time I need something.
21:33I don't want you waiting on me.
21:36I am a very independent person, okay?
21:39I always have been.
21:41I fend for myself.
21:43I just want my sprouts back.
21:46Absolutely.
21:47Will do.
21:48Okay.
21:50Great.
21:53So, what, um, can we say Friday, maybe?
21:59I just need a rough estimate of when I should come back.
22:03We'll be there in a moment.
22:07We'll be there.
22:32We'll be there in a moment.
22:32Let's go.
23:02Let's go.
23:40Let's go.
24:08Let's go.
24:12Let's go.
24:41Let's go.
25:15All set, Carol.
25:16Call us if there's something you want that's not here.
25:18We'll get it.
25:19Let's go.
25:19Let's go.
25:19Let's go.
25:20Let's go.
25:25Let's go.
25:42Let's go.
26:04Let's go.
26:08There were some druid priests who were in town for the opening of Stonehenge land.
26:14And they said they could stop it if they could sacrifice the town's dumbest virgin.
26:23I don't know why I raised my hand.
26:26I don't know why I raised my hand.
27:04You have got to be fucking kidding me.
27:26Why are you turning off the lights?
27:33Why are you turning off the lights?
27:36The lights?
27:36Yes.
27:37Why are you turning them off everywhere else?
27:40For conservation.
27:41Just the ones that aren't necessary, which are, well, most of them.
27:45What?
27:46Lights aren't necessary for you guys?
27:47You just see in the dark?
27:48Oh, no.
27:49Not at all.
27:50It's just that there's no crime to prevent.
27:52And we're not working at night.
27:54Except for essential operations.
27:56Water treatment, hospitals, things like that.
27:58Right.
27:58So it's more of your efficiency.
28:00Yes.
28:00You donated twice to the Sierra Club, so we felt you'd understand.
28:05If you'd like, we'd be happy to restore the rest of the lights.
28:08No.
28:08Screw it.
28:08Leave them off.
28:09Who gives a shit?
28:10Carol, is there anything we could do to cheer you up?
28:13Cheer me up?
28:14Why?
28:15I'm fine.
28:16I'm so happy.
28:19There is nothing wrong with me that a fucking hand grenade wouldn't fix.
28:22You got one of those?
28:22Because I think that would be the perfect topper for the greatest week in human history.
28:35I see myself watching all of those.
28:40You got to go!
28:41Bye!
28:48Fuck it!
28:50Euro.
28:55magnitudes.
28:57penn step inside.
28:58Don't forget to.
29:26It must have just been
29:27the excitement of the moment.
29:29But they said the only way
29:30to prevent the eruption
29:32was for me to crawl
29:33through their legs
29:34up the volcano
29:35while they gave me
29:35my birthday wax.
29:38Well, and you're not
29:40going to believe this.
30:17Yeah?
30:18Hi.
30:19Sorry it took so long.
30:23A hand grenade?
30:25Yes.
30:26We thought you were
30:27probably being sarcastic,
30:28but we didn't want
30:29to take the chance.
30:33Were you being sarcastic?
30:38Right.
30:39Of course you were.
30:41Do you want us to take...
30:43You know what?
30:44We just kind of...
30:45We'll get rid of it.
30:49I feel better, Carol.
30:54Hey.
30:55Do you maniacs drink?
31:00It's okay.
31:02You can bring
31:03the hand grenade.
31:19Does the whole world
31:20get drunk
31:21when you drink?
31:22Like,
31:23does some six-year-old
31:24in Sri Lanka
31:25slur his words
31:26when you knock him back?
31:27No.
31:28It doesn't work like that.
31:29Hmm.
31:31How do you say
31:31cheers in Sanskrit?
31:33Shuba must do.
31:34Roughly, it means
31:35may everyone be blessed.
31:38Well then.
31:39Shoo...
31:50You know the word vodka
31:52is a diminutive of voda,
31:54meaning water?
31:55Very similar
31:56to the Latin
31:57aqua vitai,
31:59literally water of life.
32:00That becomes
32:01the Scandinavian aquavit.
32:03Although,
32:03the drinks are very different.
32:06Fun fact.
32:07Whiskey
32:07has the same root meaning
32:09in Scots Gaelic
32:10from Wishka Baja.
32:11You don't say.
32:16What gives this
32:17particular brand
32:18its distinctive smoothness,
32:20it's distilled
32:21from both
32:22potato and cord.
32:23It is slightly alkaline.
32:25Do you taste that?
32:27Lower shelf alcohol
32:28tends to be acidic.
32:30The chief distiller
32:31learned the process
32:31from his grandfather.
32:32And now you learned it
32:33by stealing it
32:34out of his brain.
32:41How long do I have left
32:43before you turn me
32:43into a worker bee?
32:47It's a hard thing
32:48to predict.
32:50Scientific advances
32:50tend to ebb and flow.
32:52That's not an answer.
32:53How long?
32:56We're working
32:56around the clock.
32:58It could be
32:58as soon as a couple weeks.
33:00Or it could take months
33:01or longer.
33:04That's quite the range
33:05for someone
33:06who knows
33:07everything
33:07that there is to know.
33:12Regardless,
33:13sooner or later
33:14I'm fucked.
33:16Sorry, Carol.
33:18We have
33:19a biological imperative.
33:20You people
33:21make no goddamn sense.
33:23Do you know that?
33:25We want to make you happy,
33:27you say.
33:28Your life is
33:29your own,
33:30you say.
33:30an agency.
33:31I've got
33:32all this agency.
33:34But,
33:35I mean,
33:35I guess I have agency
33:37just until I don't?
33:41Carol,
33:43if you were walking
33:44by a lake
33:45and you saw
33:46somebody drowning,
33:47would you throw
33:47him a life preserver?
33:49Of course you would.
33:50You wouldn't think.
33:52You wouldn't wait.
33:53You wouldn't try
33:54to get consensus on it.
33:55You'd just
33:56throw it.
33:59So now
34:00I'm drowning?
34:03You just
34:03don't know it.
34:07Well,
34:09you people
34:10are brainwashed
34:11is what you are.
34:12I mean,
34:13what could possibly
34:15be so great
34:16about this
34:17mind meld
34:18of yours?
34:19Actually,
34:20let me guess.
34:22It's,
34:22it's all
34:23beautiful scenery
34:24and you feel
34:25nothing but contentment.
34:27Just wave
34:27after wave
34:28of bliss
34:29and peace
34:30and everything
34:32is perfect.
34:33It's,
34:33it's like
34:34living inside
34:35a postcard
34:36every second
34:37of every day.
34:39Basically,
34:39it's every
34:40Rick Steve special
34:41ever,
34:42right?
34:42That kind of bullshit?
34:43Like you're,
34:44you're taking a hike
34:46in the woods
34:46and there's a warm rain
34:47and the trees
34:48are so tall
34:50you can't even
34:51see the tops
34:52or you're
34:53having coffee
34:54on the canals
34:55in Amsterdam
34:56and it's like
34:57you're in a coffee
34:58commercial
34:58or you're
34:59taking a walk
35:00at sunset
35:00on the most
35:01flawless beach
35:02in Croatia
35:04or you're
35:06in Norway
35:07above the Arctic
35:08circle and
35:11and the hotel
35:12made of ice
35:14under a pile
35:15of furs.
35:28I told you
35:29that Helen
35:30was off
35:31limits.
35:43You are a bunch
35:44of mindfuckers.
35:58Wow,
35:58you've got this
35:59thing really
35:59jammed in there,
36:00don't you?
36:02Please,
36:03be careful
36:04with that.
36:05Right,
36:05Link,
36:06you would give me
36:06a real hand grenade.
36:10Carol,
36:10if we may.
36:13I'm going to
36:14go.
36:48You... you gave me...
36:57Oh, sh...
36:59Oh, sh... shit.
37:01Fuck.
37:02Ah...
37:03Oh, fuck.
37:12Shit.
37:15Okay, I'm gonna go get some help, okay?
37:17It's okay, Carol.
37:20Elvis, come on.
37:43What's up, okay?
37:44Oh, shit.
37:48Oh, shit.
37:50Oh, shit.
37:53Oh, shit.
38:13May we join you?
38:20We're happy to say,
38:22Zojia's doing much better.
38:23There was some blood loss,
38:25but no real nerve damage.
38:26She did get a pretty severe concussion
38:28that we're going to want to keep an eye on.
38:31She's resting now.
38:34Can we get you a fresh change of clothes?
38:40Carol,
38:41your quick thinking really saved the day.
38:47Why would you give me a hand grenade?
38:51You asked for one.
38:53Why not give me a fake one?
38:56Oh.
38:58Sorry if we got that wrong, Carol.
39:04If I asked right now,
39:05would you give me another hand grenade?
39:08Yes.
39:09Even after last night,
39:11you would give me another?
39:12Oh, sure.
39:17Okay, what about a bazooka?
39:19And the thing a bazooka shoots a rocket or whatever?
39:24Yes.
39:24All right.
39:28All right.
39:30What about...
39:31I don't know.
39:34A tank.
39:36Mm-hmm.
39:40What about...
39:42an atom bomb?
39:47Why would you want one?
39:49To blow shit up?
39:50For kicks?
39:51I mean, does it matter?
39:52You gave me a grenade, for fuck's sake.
40:02It'd be okay to say no at this point.
40:05That would be sane.
40:07Not utterly bat-shit crazy.
40:12If you truly wanted a nuclear weapon,
40:17we would weigh the pros and cons with you.
40:21We would explain that it would be very destructive.
40:25Yes or no?
40:30Ultimately, yes.
40:33Wouldn't necessarily feel good about it.
40:37But we would move heaven and earth
40:39to make you happy, Carol.
40:45Would you like an atom bomb?
40:51I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
40:57Okay.
40:58Okay.
40:59Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:03One sugar with oat milk, right?
41:05And maybe a pinch or...
41:06You can go.
41:07You can go.
41:13Oh, would you like a cup of coffee?
41:21Oh, boy.
41:22Oh, my God.
41:28Oh, my God.
41:31Oh, my God.
41:32Oh, my God.
41:32Oh, my God.
41:35Oh, my God.
41:36I know.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:37Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
41:44Thy glass will show
41:47Thy how the beauty's fair
41:51Thy day'll how
41:55Thy precious minutes waste
41:59Threws-facant leaves
42:03Thy minds imprint will burn
42:06And how this boo-hoo, this cloudy mace of days
42:15And how this boo-hoo, this cloudy mace of days
42:36And how this boo-hoo, this cloudy mace of days
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