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Sumner Comes First
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00:17We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:21Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:25I don't know, Bryson. I'm really not feeling this.
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:34What?! Ew, no!
00:35But you've never put out.
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:45on, okay?
00:45Hey, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that?
00:54It's what everyone says.
00:55Ugh, you know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:59Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
01:02Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling.
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend.
01:11What the hell, Sunder? Come on, don't be like that.
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:18I didn't start those rumors.
01:20Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:25Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:34You know he's going to tell Coach!
01:37Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:41Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:44But we get into one more fight, man, or off the lacrosse team.
01:49Hello.
01:52Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving.
01:58Stay away from Sumner.
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:06Go crash on our couch.
02:08Just get your shit and go.
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:22He's gone.
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:28Or you know what? Do.
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:46Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:47He was the new kid.
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:51You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:57Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it,
02:59I would do it in a heartbeat.
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice.
03:04Hey, I can work with that.
03:06That's something.
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old,
03:10and believe it or not, you didn't always hate me.
03:13Funny.
03:13I don't remember that.
03:15I know you're pissed about something,
03:17and I know it's more than just me.
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:21You know, I've never even...
03:27You know what? Forget it.
03:29You don't know anything about me.
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:34Why?
03:35Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely, but no.
03:39Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:47What's his thing?
03:49He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No.
03:54I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it.
04:01Oh, oh, okay.
04:08I was never going to date Bryce forever.
04:10I was just sort of...
04:12Using him for his body.
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:17I don't know.
04:18I just thought spring break, no parents.
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:31Come on.
04:33I know you have this whole lame all your life problems
04:36on Corbin thing going on,
04:38but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Watch me.
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic
04:45and sexless existence.
04:48See?
04:49There.
04:50Easy.
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because...
04:57Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:59Or good.
05:02Hmm.
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys
05:08not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:11I've just never had that problem, so...
05:13Well, aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not,
05:17I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:21Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:23I mean, half the school's here.
05:25I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:27No.
05:28Fuck.
05:29No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:34Someone who sees you.
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out.
05:51No.
05:55What's going on with you two?
05:58Nothing.
06:00Nothing.
06:02Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other.
06:05You know, nothing...
06:06Nothing...
06:07Nothing new.
06:08She must not be trying too hard.
06:10Because for a second there, it seemed like
06:12you were catching feelings.
06:14Feelings?
06:15Me?
06:15Dude, come on.
06:17I don't do feelings.
06:18And especially not for my sister.
06:20I mean...
06:21You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not.
06:26I mean, she's like my sister too, bro.
06:28Come on.
06:42You're never gonna win like that.
06:45Definitely not now that you're here.
06:49You gotta slow it down.
06:51Don't feel it out.
06:52Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun.
06:58What is?
07:00Figuring out exactly what move you need to make.
07:07To score.
07:09And feel good while doing it.
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game.
07:16Are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate,
07:21and you want it to actually feel good,
07:23you should let me be your first time.
07:28Adam would never forgive us.
07:30He leaves a day early.
07:31We could do it then.
07:32Just a one-time thing.
07:34Adam is your best friend.
07:35And he's my brother.
07:37You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one.
07:43You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together.
07:48Sex with you would be like, like the dentist.
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy.
07:55I don't mind a little gagging.
07:57Look, the way I see it, we would round the bases before we took it home.
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first, I'd kiss you.
08:15I'd make it feel like it actually means something.
08:17Because it does.
08:20And then I would slowly touch you.
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most.
08:31And then when Adam leaves, we take it home.
08:41Hey son, do you want a tan?
08:46Whoa!
08:48And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing.
08:51I had something in my eye.
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:56You didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now.
08:58Get your mind out of the gutter.
09:00Yes, let's tan.
09:01I'll get changed.
09:04Yeah, let's go.
09:13Stepping on your roller coaster.
09:17Going down.
09:19But I never felt this high.
09:21Biggest ride of the century.
09:32You want some help?
09:35I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings.
09:39All good.
09:40Wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:47Sit back.
09:48Relax.
09:49Enjoy the view.
10:01Didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
10:05Well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:09You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:14Okay, that's a good question.
10:17Um...
10:18I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah.
10:22And when you lose,
10:25you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:28Okay, I can come up with something.
10:29But I'm not going to lose, so...
10:32Do you have a deal?
10:34Do your worst.
10:36So you consent?
10:39Enthusiastically.
10:45Time to suffer!
10:51Time to suffer!
10:55Yeah, you know what?
10:56No.
10:57I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:58What's wrong, Sam?
10:59You scared I'll beat your record?
11:02Alright, fine.
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
11:07Alright.
11:09In 3...
11:112...
11:141...
11:15You got to suffer!
11:21Up to the shoulders!
11:24Breathe.
11:25Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
11:27I'll give up some.
11:29Sunshine's calling your name.
11:30Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:31Oh my god.
11:33Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
11:35What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:38God's conserving heat.
11:39Really? In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out any time, I would gladly take the wind.
11:43Oh, never.
11:46That's what I thought.
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:13Hm, me too.
12:14The water's feeling nice and warm.
12:15I wasn't talking about the water.
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:23Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:27You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:36I was a knight.
12:38Thank you very much.
12:40But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:43Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, son.
13:00Well, this is not a game.
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know what, you can take the win.
13:06I give up.
13:08Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:18Congrats.
13:20This whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work.
13:42You still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:53Not a chance.
13:55You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:59How are you gonna do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:08So if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:19So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:24Yeah.
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you.
14:31But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:35I'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:47And how are you gonna do that?
14:54Oops.
14:56Looks like I spilled.
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:12How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:20You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base? What do you say?
15:28Why not?
15:31Love you, girl.
15:48You're able to be happy.
15:50You're able to be happy.
15:51You can get whatever you like.
15:53There you two are.
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting and not again. Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:06Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires.
16:11Oh, okay, this started.
16:13Thanks.
16:16You've gotta be kidding me.
16:19I don't know what you're talking about.
16:20Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:27Well then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:46Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:51Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:55What? Too scared of this one?
16:58Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Cause I was sad. She was doing it for her kid.
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry. I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from your son.
17:17One.
17:18One.
17:18One.
17:36What are you doing?
17:37I'm just waiting for the right moment.
17:41Corbin.
17:41What?
17:42I'm not reckless, I'm just opportunistic.
17:46My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me. I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Is that a no?
17:58You're insane.
17:59Do you think you're gonna try anything?
18:00Yeah, you sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:24You wanna stop?
18:40No!
18:41I'm too cute to eat!
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:14Oh my god!
19:17Are you...
19:18What, you coming here to help me out?
19:19Are you coming here to help me out?
19:20What? No, I...
19:26Like what you see?
19:28No! No! God no!
19:32Excuse me, just grabbing a towel.
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:41Oh yeah? How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours.
19:45How are you gonna survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:50I hope...
19:51You're doing the same thing.
19:52I don't need to. Thank you very much.
19:55Yeah? You sure about that?
19:59I'm gonna go use the other bathroom.
20:00Okay, you go do that.
20:09Look at this. Go.
20:10There we go.
20:11So annoying.
20:13Knock, knock, knock.
20:16Hey, party people.
20:18Hey, Daisy. What's going on?
20:21Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight
20:24and taking it easy.
20:26I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah, he's been in his room all week
20:33playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat.
20:36I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:39Who wants a shot?
20:41I'm down.
20:42Why not?
20:43Okay.
20:44Yeah.
20:48You want a Lick Corp?
20:50It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry.
20:53I'm okay. I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:58Trust me.
20:59It's so good with vodka.
21:01It's like a pre-chaser.
21:13Alright.
21:14For spring break.
21:16Spring break!
21:17Spring break!
21:18Cheers!
21:19Woo!
21:27Let's play a game.
21:29So I can blow?
21:30Gross. No, I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:35Um, sardines?
21:36Ooh, yes.
21:37I've always loved this house for sardines.
21:39Great.
21:40I'll hide first.
21:41Okay.
21:41I need a breather.
21:43Especially after that shot.
21:57How did you find me so fast?
22:00This has been your spot since we were kids.
22:03I won't tell Adam. Don't worry.
22:05Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
22:08I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
22:10You saw no such thing.
22:12No.
22:13You're jealous?
22:15No.
22:16I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono.
22:19Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:28You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:43Sit down.
22:44What?
22:45Sit down.
22:49You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:53Take care of me how?
22:57Time for third base, um...
23:11Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of some Mary Corbin.
23:17I knew this game was stupid.
23:19Let's just call it.
23:21Olly olly oxenfree!
23:45Olly olly oxenfree!
23:49Mm-hmm.
23:49Well, I got sober looking for you two.
23:52I'm gonna grab another drink.
23:54Mia?
23:54You want one?
23:55Yeah, I'll go with you.
23:58Excuse me.
24:05Sumner, let's dance.
24:08Okay.
24:08Yep.
24:24You really want to give them this show?
24:28What'd you have in mind?
24:31Hope you're watching Corbin.
24:38Turn the music up loud.
24:40A whisper in your mind.
24:43I guess it's screaming.
24:46Summer cherry?
24:48I can taste it on your tongue.
24:51You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:53It's just a game, Daisy.
24:55Yeah, right.
24:57You're a whore like everyone says.
24:58I don't think so.
25:01The rumors are true, aren't they some?
25:03You're a slut, just like everyone says.
25:06You don't get to talk to her like that.
25:08What'd you do?
25:09Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:11Hey, what's going on?
25:13Get the hell out of here.
25:15Fine.
25:16I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway.
25:19Yo, what do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:23Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26She was fired up.
25:27She's a dramatic pick-me, Adam.
25:29She'll say anything to pay attention.
25:31God, you're always like this, Adam.
25:33You'll choose anyone over your own sister.
25:36Just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else.
25:38I wasn't laughing.
25:40Yeah, well you weren't helping me either.
25:42That's your whole deal, huh?
25:43Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:48I was defending you back there.
25:51Too little, too late.
25:54You can leave me alone.
25:57Both of you.
26:18You're welcome.
26:24Peace offering.
26:29I'm sorry about Daisy.
26:41I'm sorry about everything.
26:43You want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool.
26:53You know, I wish you could understand how much I regret it.
26:58I bet you don't even think about it.
27:02You'd be surprised some.
27:10I used to have the biggest crush on you.
27:16Obviously, I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell anyone.
27:18I mean, you're my best friend's sister.
27:30I guess I just acted out.
27:34It's real mature, Corbin.
27:37I was 14, okay? You were driving me crazy.
27:40I couldn't stop thinking about you.
27:41I couldn't keep my hands away.
27:45So you tormented me?
27:48I took it too far that day.
27:53The biggest mistake of my life.
27:58I lost one of my best friends that day, so...
28:07You want to hand me one?
28:08Mm-hmm.
28:17You know how to do this?
28:20Yes.
28:22You shouldn't go that fast.
28:24Well, I'm hungry.
28:26Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out.
28:30Look at that.
28:31Already on fire.
28:33Oh, damn it.
28:35Told you.
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes.
28:44Assholes, plural?
28:52I'm not admitting anything until you do.
28:55What do you mean?
29:00You said...
29:01You had a crush on me?
29:04In middle school?
29:07Yeah.
29:12How do you feel about me now?
29:16No.
29:18How do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought...
29:27It was...
29:28So obvious.
29:34I really want to kiss you right now.
29:39What do you want?
29:45I want you to take me home.
29:47You want to go home?
29:50No.
29:54Home.
30:06Hey!
30:08What are you doing?
30:09What are you doing?
30:10You love me better than you
30:14It's like we're stuck
30:16You won't grow up
30:18And I'm getting tired of waiting
30:20It's like we're stuck
30:23You won't grow up
30:25And I'm getting tired
30:26I'm tired of waiting
30:28For you
30:31To pay
30:33Your moves
30:34You love me better than you
30:38You love me better than you
31:04You love me better than you
31:21What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh, nothing.
31:24Just about how I won.
31:28Carmen Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:32No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:41I'll show you a treat.
31:43Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that.
31:58First Bryce and now Corbin?
32:00Who's next, son?
32:03It's not like that.
32:04Corbin and I actually care about each other.
32:05Tell him, Corb.
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin.
32:08Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
32:12Adam, don't talk like that.
32:14Just leave somewhere.
32:16Seriously?
32:21We should have never done this.
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you.
32:30I wasn't thinking.
32:31Okay, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
32:34Bullshit.
32:35What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:38Okay, just drop it, man.
32:39Hell, since we were fucking kids, man.
32:41What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be.
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes,
32:56because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore.
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize.
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
33:11I'm so stupid.
33:13You are not stupid.
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:17You should sign me up for some addicted-to-assholes rehab program or something.
33:23Listen, you took a chance, and you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:28Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:30It's just hormones or something.
33:34It was real.
33:35I was watching you two all week.
33:37It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore, because Corbin's still a coward.
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever going to talk to me again.
33:48He will.
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:56Because, well, there's something I have to tell you.
34:09You scumbag.
34:10I know what you're going to say.
34:12I cannot believe you.
34:14You're such a hypocrite.
34:15You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time.
34:18What?
34:19I told her everything, Adam.
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:27Corbin's right.
34:28If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day, then you and I should break up, too.
34:32Babe, come on.
34:33Don't babe me.
34:35I mean it, Adam.
34:37You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:40But she's my...
34:42And he's my...
34:43Grow up.
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates?
34:51Just, like...
34:52Don't PDA in front of me, okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam.
34:57But we won't be needing it.
35:00You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did.
35:06Sum, come on.
35:07You know, don't call me that.
35:09How am I ever going to trust you?
35:12You're just like how you were in middle school.
35:14And you're never going to change.
35:29Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:33I don't believe you.
35:34No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him.
35:37So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:40You never stand up for...
35:41No, I was telling the truth.
35:43I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:46Your words need nothing.
35:47I was telling the truth...
36:17I don't know, Mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:29I love you too.
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:37What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What? What's the main attraction?
36:47I'm the main attraction.
36:48Ow, Corbin! Give us a show!
36:54Shake it, boy!
36:55I'm going to kill both of you.
36:56Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:07I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:14Yay!
37:17Yay!
37:17Yay!
37:19Yay!
37:19Yay!
37:20Okay.
37:21Oh!
37:27What do you say?
37:34I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:37It's all right, now for the sake
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