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00:17We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:21Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:25I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:34What?! Ew, no!
00:35But you've never put out.
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:44on, okay?
00:46But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:52What? Why would you say that?
00:53It's what everyone says.
00:55Ugh! You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:59Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
01:01Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling.
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend.
01:11What the hell, Sundar? Come on, don't be like that.
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:18I didn't start those rumors.
01:20Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:24Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:34You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:37Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:44But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:49Hello.
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving.
01:58Stay away from Sumner.
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:06Go crash on her couch.
02:07Just get your shit and go.
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:22He's gone.
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:27Or you know what? Do.
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:47He was the new kid.
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No.
02:54You just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:57Okay.
02:57If there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it in
03:00a heartbeat.
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice.
03:04Hey, I can work with that.
03:06That's something.
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:12me.
03:12Funny.
03:13I don't remember that.
03:15I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:21You know, I've never even...
03:27You know what? Forget it.
03:29You don't know anything about me.
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:34Why?
03:34Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely.
03:39But no.
03:39Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:47What's his thing?
03:48He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No.
03:54I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it.
04:00What?
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:08I was never gonna date Bryce forever.
04:10I was just...
04:11sort of...
04:12Using him for his body.
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:17I don't know, I just thought...
04:19Spring break, no parents.
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:31Come on.
04:33I know you have this whole...
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:38but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Watch me.
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless...
04:47Existence.
04:48See?
04:49There.
04:50Easy.
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because...
04:56Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:59Or good.
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:11Just never had that problem, so...
05:13Aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:20Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:23I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:27No.
05:28No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:34Someone who sees you.
05:35No.
05:43No.
05:48No.
05:51No.
05:54No.
05:57No.
05:59No.
06:02Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other, you know, nothing, nothing, nothing new.
06:08She must not be trying too hard, because for a second there it seemed like you were catching feelings.
06:14Feelings? Me? Dude, come on, I don't do feelings.
06:18And especially not for my sister. I mean, you'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not. I mean, she's like my sister too, bro. Come on.
06:41You're never going to win like that.
06:44Definitely not now that you're here.
06:49You've got to slow it down. I feel it out. Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes
06:54it fun.
06:58What is?
06:59It's figuring out exactly what move you need to make.
07:07It's a score. And feel good while doing it.
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate, and you want it to actually feel good, you
07:23should let me be your first time.
07:28Adam would never forgive us.
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then. Just a one-time thing.
07:34Adam is your best friend. And he's my brother.
07:37You really want to jeopardize that? Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one.
07:43You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together.
07:48Sex with you would be like, like the dentist.
07:51Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy.
07:55I don't mind a little gagging.
07:57Look, the way I see it, we would round the bases before we took it home.
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first, I'd kiss you.
08:15I'd make it feel like it actually means something.
08:17Because it does.
08:20And then, I would slowly touch you.
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most.
08:31And then when Adam leaves, we take it home.
08:41Hey, what's up? Do you want to tan?
08:46Whoa!
08:48And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing.
08:51I had something in my eye.
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now.
08:58Get your mind out of the gutter.
09:00Yes, let's tan. I'll get changed.
09:04Let's go.
09:13Stepping on your roller coaster
09:16Going down
09:18But I never felt this high
09:21Biggest ride of the century
09:32You want some help?
09:35I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings.
09:39All good.
09:40I wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:47Sit back, relax.
09:48Enjoy the view.
10:00I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
10:05Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:09You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:14Okay, that's a good question.
10:16Um, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah.
10:22And when you lose,
10:24you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:27Okay, I can come up with something.
10:30But I'm not going to lose, so I'm...
10:32We have a deal?
10:34Do your worst.
10:36So you consent?
10:39Enthusiastically.
10:44Time to suffer!
10:55Yeah, you know what?
10:56No, I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:58What's wrong, Sam?
10:59You scared I'll beat your record?
11:01Alright, fine.
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
11:07All right.
11:09In three,
11:10two,
11:11one.
11:15Oh, God, I'm her.
11:21Up to the shoulders.
11:24Breathe.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:27Oh, give up some.
11:29Sunshine's calling your name.
11:30Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:35What are you doing?
11:35What are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, it's conserving heat.
11:39Really?
11:40In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out anytime.
11:42I would gladly take the wind.
11:43Oh, never.
11:46That's what I thought.
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:15You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:23Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:27You remember that game we used to play when we were kids, we'd pretend to be wizards and monsters and
12:33whatever.
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:36I was a knight.
12:38I was a knight.
12:38I was a knight.
12:38Thank you very much.
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend, like when we wanted to
12:44talk to each other for real?
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though.
13:00Well, this is not a game.
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know, you can take the win.
13:06I give up.
13:08Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:18Congrats.
13:20This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work.
13:42You're still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:53Not a chance.
13:55You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:59How are you going to do that?
14:01Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:08So, if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:19So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:24Yeah.
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you.
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:35I'm going to get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you going to do that?
14:54Oops.
14:55Looks like I spilled.
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:12How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:28Why not?
15:31Love you, girl.
15:53There you two are.
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting, and not again.
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:06Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires.
16:11All the way to started.
16:13Thanks.
16:13Oh.
16:16You've got to be kidding me.
16:18I don't know what you're talking about.
16:20Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:26Ah, well then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:29Oh.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:46Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:51Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:58Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Because I was sad.
17:02She was doing it for her kid.
17:04You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry.
17:10I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from your son.
17:36What are you doing?
17:37Just waiting for the right number.
17:40Cornet.
17:42I'm not recluse.
17:44I'm just opportunistic.
17:46My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:50I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Is that a no?
17:58You're insane if you think you're going to try anything.
18:00Yeah.
18:01You sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:10Okay.
18:24You want me to stop?
18:40I'm too cute to eat.
18:50I'm too cute to eat.
19:13Oh my god.
19:16Are you?
19:17What?
19:18Did you come in here to help me out?
19:20What?
19:21No.
19:22I...
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No.
19:28No.
19:29God no.
19:32Excuse me.
19:33Just grabbing a towel.
19:39I don't know.
19:40I don't know.
19:40I don't know.
19:40I don't know.
19:42I don't know.
19:43I don't know.
19:45I don't know.
19:47I don't know.
19:48Taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:50I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:52I don't need to.
19:54Thank you very much.
19:55Yeah.
19:55You sure about that?
19:59I'm going to go use the other bathroom.
20:00Okay.
20:01You go do that.
20:08Look at this.
20:09Go.
20:10There we go.
20:11So annoying.
20:13Knock, knock, knock.
20:16Hey, party people.
20:18Hey, Daisy.
20:18What's going on?
20:21Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy.
20:26I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah.
20:32He's been in his room all week playing machine gun Kelly on repeat.
20:36I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:39Who wants a shot?
20:41I'm down.
20:41Why not?
20:43Okay.
20:43Yeah.
20:48You want a liquor?
20:50It's my favorite flavor, summer chili.
20:53I'm okay.
20:54I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:58Trust me.
20:59It's so good with vodka.
21:01It's like a pre-chaser.
21:12All right.
21:14For spring break.
21:16Spring break.
21:16Spring break.
21:18Cheers.
21:19Woo-hoo.
21:23Woo-hoo.
21:26Let's play a game.
21:29Suck and blow.
21:30Gross.
21:31No, I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:34Um, sardines.
21:36I'm not playing that with her.
21:36Oh, yes.
21:37I've always loved this house for sardines.
21:39Great. I'll hide first. I need a breather, especially after that shot.
21:57How did you find me so fast?
22:00This has been your spot since we were kids. I won't tell Adam, don't worry.
22:05Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
22:08I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
22:10You saw no such thing.
22:12You jealous?
22:15No, I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono.
22:19Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:27You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:43Sit down.
22:44What?
22:45Sit down.
22:49You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:53Take care of me how?
22:57Time for third base, huh?
23:11Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12.
23:13But no sign of Sumner and Corbin.
23:17I knew this game was stupid.
23:19Let's just call it.
23:21Olly olly oxenfree!
23:25Oh, I'm sorry.
23:38Finally!
23:40It's been forever.
23:41How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:47we had fun sneaking around mm-hmm well I got sober looking for you too I'm gonna
23:53grab another drink Mia you want one yeah I'll go with you
23:56excuse me Sumner let's dance
24:24you really want to give them the show what you haven't meant hope you're watching Corbin
24:46summer cherry I can taste it on your tongue you did like sneaking around huh
24:53it's just a game Daisy yeah right you're a whore like everyone says oh I don't think
24:59so the rumors are true aren't they some you're a slut just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that what'd you do let him fuck you in a
25:10closet hey what's going on get the hell out of here fine I don't want this
25:17bitch's sloppy seconds anyway what you mean by sloppy sec do you seriously
25:24believe anything Daisy Cooper says she was fired up she's a dramatic pick me
25:28Adam she'll say anything with protection God you're always like this Adam you'll
25:33choose anyone over your own sister just like you did in eighth grade when you
25:37laughed with everyone else I wasn't laughing yeah well you weren't helping me
25:40either that's your whole deal huh just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone
25:45at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch I was defending you
25:50back there too little too late you can leave me alone both of you
26:24peace offering I'm sorry about Daisy I'm sorry about everything you want to be
26:44more specific I'm sorry about that day at the pool no I wish you could
26:54understand how much I regret it I bet you don't even think about it you'd be
27:02surprised some I used to have the biggest crush on obviously I couldn't tell you I
27:17couldn't tell anyone I mean you're my best friend's sister
27:29I guess I just acted out it's real mature Corbin I was 14 okay you were driving me crazy I
27:40couldn't stop thinking about you I couldn't keep my hands away so you tormented me I took it too far
27:49that day the biggest mistake in my life I lost one of my best friends that day
28:01some
28:07want to hand me one
28:17you know how to do this yes you shouldn't go that fast I'm hungry okay we can't just stick it
28:27in and
28:27expect it to work out look at that already on fire
28:33damn it told you
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:44assholes plural
28:52I'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55what do you mean
29:00you said you had a crush on me in middle school
29:07yeah
29:12how do you feel about me now
29:16no
29:18how do I feel about you now
29:25I thought
29:27it was
29:29so obvious
29:34I really want to kiss you right now
29:39what do you want
29:44I want you to take me home
29:47do you want to go home
29:50no
29:54home
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing
30:09I want you to take me home
30:17and I'm getting tired
30:26I'm tired
30:27of waiting
30:28for you
30:52I don't know what to do.
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh nothing, just about how I won.
31:28Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:41I'll show you a treat.
31:42Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?!
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that.
31:58Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
32:00Who's next, son?
32:03It's not like that.
32:04Corbin and I actually care about each other.
32:05Tell him, Corb.
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin.
32:08Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
32:11Adam, don't talk like that.
32:14Just leave, somewhere.
32:16Seriously?
32:21We should have never done this.
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you!
32:30I wasn't thinking.
32:31Okay, it was a spur of the moment thing.
32:33Bullshit.
32:34What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:38Okay, just drop it, man.
32:39Hell, since we were fucking kids, man.
32:41What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be.
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes,
32:56because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore.
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize.
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought
33:07Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
33:11I'm so stupid.
33:13You are not stupid.
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:17You should sign me up for some
33:19addicted to assholes rehab program or something.
33:22Listen, you took a chance.
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:28Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:30It's just...
33:32hormones or something.
33:34It was real.
33:35I was watching you two all week.
33:37It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore because Corbin's still a coward.
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again.
33:48He will.
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54What?
33:54Because...
33:57Well...
33:59There's something I have to tell you.
34:09You scumbag!
34:10Dude, I know what you're gonna say.
34:11I...
34:12I cannot believe you!
34:13You're such a hypocrite!
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time!
34:18What?!
34:18I told her everything, Adam.
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right.
34:28If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day, then you and I should break up too.
34:32Babe, come on.
34:33Don't babe me!
34:34I mean it, Adam.
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:40But she's my...
34:42And he's my...
34:43Grow up!
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates?
34:50Just like...
34:52Don't pity A in front of me, okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam.
34:57But we won't be needing it.
35:00You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did.
35:05Sum, come on.
35:07You know, don't call me that.
35:09How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school.
35:14And you're never gonna change.
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:30I...
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:33I don't believe you.
35:34No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him.
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for...
35:41No, I was telling the truth.
35:43I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:46Your words mean nothing.
36:17I don't know, Mom.
36:18I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:25I don't know, Mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:37What are you guys doing?
36:38I'm just live streaming to the whole school.
36:39You want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What?
36:44What's the main attraction?
36:47I'm the main attraction.
36:48Oh, Corbin!
36:50Give us a show!
36:53Shake it, boy!
36:55I killed both of you.
36:56Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:14Hey!
37:17Okay.
37:21Oh!
37:27What do you say?
37:34I want to be with you too, Corbin.
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