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Falling In Love By A Mistaken Vow
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00:06i thought you were bluffing last night but you actually went through with it
00:13i'm married
00:16when the hell are you getting married do you want me to crawl out of my coffin to see it
00:22myself
00:22you know i'm allergic to women so so what do you want me to do i don't care you're getting
00:26married this year or else you're banned from christmas okay all right you want me to get
00:30married fine
00:42i'm luca luca blanchell who wants to be my wife
00:48oh
00:49oh snap do you know where the bathroom is i really
00:56last call who wants to be my wife raise your hand
01:03i i'm i really i really need you
01:14you okay
01:16who the hell are you
01:19let's get married
01:21what
01:23where is my daughter-in-law i am dying to meet her
01:26what what what is who am i married to no i don't want to get married and need a divorce
01:31betty we are planning a wedding i want it big fancy and tomorrow
01:36no no no i i don't i don't i don't want a wedding i need a divorce
01:40everyone my son is getting married why are you ignoring me oh my god
01:46alex book me a flight to italy i'm not gonna be married to some stranger
01:50be here in 10
01:52jesus christ
01:56you don't even know who your husband is
01:59i was drunk it was a mistake
02:01i don't even remember his face please i have to find him and get a divorce
02:06that's a pity
02:07he was tall handsome
02:10really
02:12oh hello there handsome
02:23that's her idea of handsome
02:29how am i supposed to divorce him if i can't find it
02:37that girl
03:01welcome back to black shop
03:10sir
03:11hi excuse me sir
03:12i've been dreaming of working for ava my entire life and i was wondering if you could
03:15please share this new ceo
03:16i'm sorry the ceo is allergic to women so we don't hire female designers
03:21allergic to women
03:23dumbest excuse i've ever heard
03:32look it's mr blanchelle
03:34that's mr blanchelle
03:36that's him business legend
03:38he just got back from italy
03:39why does he look so familiar
03:41sir your office on the 33rd floor is ready
03:4433rd floor
03:47watch out sir
03:48sure
04:00allergic to women
04:01right
04:02sir
04:03thank you sir
04:06just
04:07careful this time okay
04:11my allergy
04:12bring the meds to my office right now okay
04:18it's got a plan
04:19excuse me
04:20yeah
04:21okay
04:28where have i seen that woman before
04:30let's get married
04:39luca thank god you're back
04:41i found out who your wife is
04:43when are you meeting her
04:44amazing okay i can finally get this divorce and move on
04:48absolutely not
04:49i won't allow you to divorce her
04:51i'm not gonna be married to some stranger all right
04:53i told you this
04:54oh she's not a random
04:56yes she is
04:57she's a random person
04:58and it doesn't even matter okay
04:59i'm not gonna be around any woman
05:02i'm done with this conversation
05:03okay
05:04goodbye
05:08yo oh my god
05:10how did you get in here
05:11mr blanchelle
05:12hi
05:13this is my jewelry design portfolio
05:15if you just take a look at it
05:16i promise you won't be disappointed
05:18oh
05:19whoa
05:19stay back
05:20i'm warning you
05:21i'm allergic to women
05:22okay
05:23mr blanchelle look
05:24i get it
05:25you big shots have to create these dramatic personas
05:28but allergic to women
05:29i mean
05:29come on
05:31stop
05:32don't come any closer
05:33i'm warning you
05:35i'm not gonna hurt you
05:36no
05:37i just need you to take a look at this
05:38stop
05:38women
05:39you incredible
05:39don't
05:40no no no
05:57oh my god
05:59you touched
06:00you're completely touching me
06:01you're all over me
06:03oh my god
06:05why do people keep doing this today
06:07where's my ointment
06:09where's my ointment
06:10why did you do this
06:11why did you do this
06:17no reaction
06:19mr blanchelle
06:20drop the act
06:21okay
06:22the allergy thing
06:22is ridiculous
06:23level with me
06:25question
06:26does my face
06:27look any different
06:28than it did right over there
06:29you're very handsome
06:31mr blanchelle
06:32now please
06:32just take a moment
06:33of your time
06:35oh my god
06:37i won several awards
06:39back in college
06:39oh my god
06:41this is incredible
06:43really
06:43thank you
06:44i knew you would have
06:45good taste
06:46perfect
06:49this is perfect
06:52am i hired
06:54is that it
06:55can i just check like
06:58one last
07:00little thing
07:01of course mr blanchelle
07:02anything
07:02okay
07:11what the hell was that
07:13i asked you if i could do that
07:15you said nothing about kissing me
07:16no i was very clear on it
07:18oh
07:18wait wait wait wait wait
07:19you're hired
07:20no i'd rather be jobless
07:21than work for somebody like you
07:23wait no
07:23no this is incredible
07:25you don't understand
07:28i actually found a woman
07:29i'm allergic to
07:33what was her name
07:34what was her friggin name
07:38isla
07:41wasn't my wife's name isla
07:45was it my wife's name isla
07:51isla
07:53elizabeth
07:54what the hell was her name
08:05hello
08:05i'm sorry to tell you
08:07we'll have to discharge your mother
08:08unless the rest of her bill was paid
08:11no doctor
08:12doctor please don't do that
08:13i'm going to come up with the money
08:18you are hired
08:21i shouldn't have freaked out like that
08:24i lost the job
08:31hey it's me
08:32uh-huh
08:33yeah
08:34uh-huh
08:34yeah your landlord remember me
08:36uh-huh
08:37i need last quarter's rent
08:38uh-huh
08:39i need the money now
08:43yeah
08:44sure thing i'll send it right over
08:53okay mom you know i'm allergic to women
08:55this marriage is a total mistake
08:57is that how i raised you
08:58family comes first
09:00now treat your wife right
09:01fine
09:14thank you babe
09:16that was amazing
09:17so much better than my wife
09:22that is for you
09:23and i will see you
09:24next week
09:26see you then
09:32you're
09:32my wife
09:34this is a new kind of role play
09:40darling
09:41what kind of service can i offer you today
09:43no don't touch me
09:46oh
09:47what the hell is wrong with my wife
09:50weirdo
09:54i think you're a damn escort
09:58after this payment
09:59i won't even have enough cash for groceries
10:07i need a job
10:08fast
10:10isla
10:12my daughter-in-law
10:14i have finally found you
10:16daughter-in-law
10:19you married my son a year ago
10:21i have been searching for you ever since
10:24a year ago
10:25seriously
10:28you okay
10:29who are you
10:31let's get married
10:34ma'am i don't think you understand
10:35this marriage was a mistake
10:37we're getting a divorce
10:39a divorce
10:41what
10:42no
10:43that is not happening
10:44did did something go wrong
10:47the last time you two saw each other
10:48last time we saw each other
10:51oh
10:52that's him
10:53where are you
10:55well
10:55get to saint mary's right now
10:57your wife is here
10:59i'm not meeting that bitch mom
11:02what did he say
11:03how dare you talk about your wife like that
11:06i am sitting right here with her
11:07get over here right now and apologize
11:08not a chance
11:10i'm never going to say sorry to her
11:11that is not the
11:12you listen here
11:13you misogynistic sexist pig
11:15no woman in her right mind would want to stay your wife
11:18perfect let's meet tomorrow and get this divorce over with
11:21perfect that's exactly what i was going to say
11:25wait isla
11:26there's got to be some sort of misunderstanding
11:28no ma'am you need to understand
11:30that man
11:31is not saying my husband
11:36no
11:37isla is too perfect
11:38no way i'm letting them get divorced
11:46you idiot
11:48what the hell were you saying on the phone
11:49that is your wife
11:51okay mom you know i'm allergic to women
11:53and she's an escort
11:54okay i'm going to divorce her
11:56so what if you never find a woman you're not allergic to
11:59you're just going to stay
12:00single forever
12:03a woman who won't make me
12:05allergic
12:06okay
12:16i already found her
12:23doctor
12:25hey
12:26hi
12:28look i promise i'll get you this next bill as soon as i get my paycheck
12:31i'm working part time so it's just
12:33taking a little longer
12:34oh isla
12:35why bother struggling
12:37one night with me
12:38and you will never have to worry about bills again
12:45billy
12:46that's okay
12:47let's go
12:48get off
12:52scroogey
12:52you stay the hell away from me
12:54you dare hit me
12:57you just made a big mistake
12:59billy what are you doing
13:01billy put that down you don't scare me
13:03you should be scared
13:07no one will come to your rescue
13:09help somebody help
13:22friend her again and i'll fucking kill you
13:28you okay
13:29i'm okay
13:30you're fired
13:31fires
13:33who the hell do you think you are
13:34i'm luca blancho
13:35mr blancho
13:37wait
13:38the hospital's biggest shareholder
13:40i just texted the board
13:42get out
13:43mr blancho i need this job please i'll do anything
13:46i said
13:46get out
13:55you all right
13:57thank you
13:58yeah
14:00um
14:01what are you doing here
14:04i actually came to ask you for a favor
14:07right
14:09let me guess
14:10you saved me so now you want me to sleep with you
14:15no absolutely not
14:19i'd actually like you to be my wife
14:35so let me get this straight
14:37you want me to pretend to be your wife
14:39so you can get divorced
14:42exactly
14:42exactly
14:43okay
14:44you need to understand
14:45you were the only woman i'm not allergic to
14:49that makes you
14:51uniquely qualified
14:52and to keep things discreet
14:54i'll hire you as my personal assistant
14:56okay
14:59i think you'd be better off
15:00finding somebody else
15:01okay
15:04i'm guessing you still have a lot of medical bills to pay for huh
15:09if you do this
15:10i'll pay you
15:14handsomely
15:20how handsome we talking
15:24name your price
15:29that could save mom
15:32he doesn't look like a bad guy
15:34he could help me pay for the medical bills
15:39in that case
15:40mr blanchelle
15:41i would be honored to be your assistant
15:45okay
15:47i just need you to act like my wife
15:49in front of my mom
15:50how exactly does somebody act
15:52like your wife
15:56i guess we'll find out
15:59won't we
16:13don't forget
16:14tomorrow
16:14you and your wife are meeting
16:16be on time
16:17be perfect
16:18and don't you dare
16:19let her divorce you
16:21okay
16:21i've got it
16:22thank you
16:24i cannot wait for this divorce to be over
16:28mr blanchelle
16:29why are you so intent on divorcing your wife
16:31because she's a nightmare
16:32trust me
16:33can't be worse than my husband
16:38you're married
16:39yep
16:42what's he like
16:48he's an arrogant
16:50egotistical jerk
16:51and i've decided to divorce him too
16:54well then
16:55cheers to uh
16:57successful divorces
17:03so
17:03first day on the job
17:05how's it going
17:06well
17:07i haven't quit yet
17:08so pretty good
17:11your wife will be there
17:12at the westland hotel
17:138 p.m
17:14don't be late
17:18first order of business
17:19i uh
17:19i need you to come with me tonight
17:21to get divorced
17:23okay
17:23sounds like a plan
17:27dear isla
17:28meet my son
17:29at the westland hotel
17:308 p.m sharp
17:33uh
17:33mr blanchelle
17:34i'm sorry
17:34i can't come tonight
17:35i've got an appointment of my own
17:37also
17:38divorce related
17:40also divorce related
17:42well
17:42here's to uh
17:44starting over
17:44it's up it ends better than it started
17:46mm
17:47okay
17:54time to face
17:55the disgusting man
17:56ma'am the presidential suite
18:07fee is just this way
18:08everything's been prepared
18:10as requested
18:12thank you
18:26what
18:27the hell
18:29he actually planned a divorce meeting here
18:32he's trying to humiliate me on purpose
18:36room service
18:39i'm sorry
18:39i didn't order this
18:41we get this order for sweet bee
18:43well there must be
18:47one second thought
18:50i needed this
18:55thank you
18:55thank you
18:59here's to
19:01successful divorces
19:02and getting away from this jerk soon
19:09that's weird
19:10this drink feels stronger than usual
19:12starting to feel dizzy
19:1630 minutes late
19:18typical
19:20it's ridiculous
19:20ma'am
19:22is already a little tipsy
19:24perfect
19:25the stage is set
19:26let the magic begin
19:31uh
19:31mr blanchett
19:32your wife is waiting for you
19:34and a presidential suite bee
19:35presidential suite bee
19:36for a divorce
19:41when that bastard gets here
19:43i'm gonna give him peace of my mind
19:50god
19:52i've had too much
19:53you can do this luca
19:55end this ridiculousness already
20:00who is it
20:02your husband
20:03finally
20:05god
20:06oh
20:08jesus christ
20:17it's you
20:18it's you
20:21mr blanchett what are you doing here
20:23i'm waiting for my husband
20:25i'm here to divorce my wife
20:27does that mean that you're
20:34my wife's supposed to be some sleazy gold digger
20:36can't be her
20:37okay
20:38i'm sorry
20:39i i think there's some sort of mix-up
20:40they told me to come to suite
20:41bee
20:42i don't know
20:43maybe they meant d
20:45um
20:46i'm sorry
20:46i've had a lot to drink
20:47so i'm gonna go
20:48all right
20:59why leave
21:02what are you doing
21:03i think i need you
21:09wait wait wait wait
21:11wait wait uh
21:12are you like mistaking me for someone else
21:14no luca
21:16i know it's you
21:17i want it to be you
21:17wait wait
21:20you're sure you want this
21:21yes
21:22more than any
21:29wait wait wait wait wait wait
21:31your husband can walk in any second
21:33we can't do
21:35screw my husband
21:59did i seriously
22:02i came here to meet my husband
22:04how the hell did i end up sleeping with mr blanchelle
22:07this is insane
22:10i have to get out of here
22:15come on
22:17come on
22:23luca
22:26yes i knew you wouldn't let me tell
22:29whoa whoa mom what the hell
22:31congratulations
22:32you and your wife
22:33you and your family has met the night together
22:35oh and let me see
22:38no sign of a rash
22:40i knew it
22:41you two are meant for each other
22:43wait wait wait wait
22:44you're telling me the woman i was with last night
22:46that was my wife
22:51well yes
22:51who else would you think it would be
22:54that was either last night
22:55not the other woman
22:57she must have misunderstood everything
22:58time to start planning the wedding
23:00okay mom i think this is a big misunderstanding okay
23:03listen luca
23:04don't screw this up
23:05if you do
23:06don't bother coming home at christmas
23:09okay
23:10sure
23:11good
23:18i need to find a way to tell my mom the truth
23:21the woman i slept with last night was my wife
23:23it was island
23:34yeah
23:38the files you asked for
23:40uh you
23:42put them on the shelf
23:59i need you
24:00wait wait wait wait
24:02screw my husband
24:04stop thinking about that
24:16he doesn't seem to remember what happened last night
24:26he doesn't seem to remember what happened last night
24:44so that's how she became his assistant
24:46oh disgusting
24:51okay
24:54yeah
24:59thanks
25:00can we talk
25:12can we get you anything
25:14coffee
25:15tea
25:17lemonade
25:19kool-aid
25:19it's fine thank you
25:22okay
25:23looks like mr blanchett's not taking last night seriously
25:26it was just an accident
25:28i should treat it
25:29i should treat it like he is
25:30like
25:30nothing ever happened
25:33thanks
25:36how'd you feel last night
25:37mom
25:38oh
25:39oh
25:44you seem nervous
25:47no i'm
25:48i'm fine
25:49i'm good
25:51totally cool
25:53i'd like you to meet my mom
25:55what
25:56i said i'd like you to meet my mom
26:00because i want you to be my wife
26:05okay
26:06my mom thinks i slept with my wife last night
26:09and since you and i
26:11i thought we could give it a try
26:13what are you saying
26:14what are we exactly
26:16because
26:16last night was a mistake
26:18you think it was a mistake
26:20yes
26:20i know it was a mistake
26:22because you have a wife
26:23and i have a husband
26:24and
26:26and this is where this ends
26:29goodbye
26:31did you forget about our agreement
26:33what agreement
26:37you agreed
26:38to help me with my divorce
26:39that includes meeting my mom
26:41but i
26:42it's all right here
26:42page three of the appendix
26:44and if you bail
26:46that's a three hundred thousand dollar penalty
26:48three hundred thousand dollars
26:50hmm
26:51three hundred grand
26:52what kind of bullshit appendix is that
26:54it's the bullshit appendix that
26:56you signed every page of
27:00fine
27:01okay fine
27:03when
27:04tomorrow night
27:057 p.m
27:07okay
27:16my lighter's in your purse from last night
27:19do you mind
27:20yeah
27:35if you'd be so kind
27:37i
27:37i got no hands
27:39yeah my contract doesn't say anything about lighting your cigarettes
27:42actually i think clause 18 does
27:44uh
27:45help me out with little tasks like this
28:11betty let's plan that wedding reception i want everything to be top shelf
28:16okay
28:17perfect
28:18that bitch
28:19she must have flirted her way to get the job
28:21excuse me
28:23who are you talking about
28:24miss maggie
28:26oh thank god you're here
28:28there's a new assistant
28:29and your son is completely glued to her
28:32what
28:32yeah
28:33and you know how he is
28:35he's never like this
28:36but now he brings her around everywhere
28:38they're actually in his office right now
28:41let's see who this is trying to steal my son
28:46thank you
28:48sure thing
28:56wait
29:01what now
29:01i have a meeting in a little bit
29:04i um
29:05these things are so difficult
29:06to put on
29:07you know
29:08i was wondering if you could
29:09help me out
29:12clause 19
29:13you
29:47Close your eyes.
29:57What? Whoa.
29:58What is happening?
30:00What are you doing?
30:01Well, you asked me to tie your tie.
30:06You're just going to leave me like this?
30:09Yeah.
30:11I did you a lesson.
30:14She's impossible and kind of amazing.
30:17Luca, you and that assistant!
30:25Luca, you and that assistant!
30:27I cannot believe it!
30:30Who is trying to seduce my son?
30:38What the hell is going on here?
30:42What the hell is going on here?
30:45What are you doing here, Mom?
30:47Why are you tied up like that?
30:52Team building exercise?
30:55This is mortifying.
30:57I know what's going on here.
30:59You are a married man running around with your assistant.
31:04Mom, you are the only one who still thinks that marriage means anything.
31:07I can't let her see me.
31:09I'm not a homewrecker.
31:14What does that even mean?
31:21Who's under there?
31:23Oh, no.
31:24Please, don't let her see me.
31:26Don't let her see me.
31:27I'm invisible.
31:28I'm invisible.
31:35Mom, no one's under here, okay?
31:36What are you even doing here?
31:38What am I doing here?
31:39I am here to remind you that you have a wife.
31:42That woman again, yeah.
31:44Luca, you are being reckless.
31:46Running around with your assistant in your office during business hours?
31:49Let me be very clear with you.
31:51I have no interest in that woman.
31:53The only woman I like is my assistant.
31:56What?
31:58You can't be serious.
31:59She knew you were married and she still seduced you.
32:02How could you fall for someone like that?
32:04Okay, so you were fine when it was the escort, but you draw a hard line at my assistant.
32:08Don't talk about your wife like that.
32:10I have met this girl.
32:11She is a nice girl.
32:12I'm going to call her right now.
32:14You two need to make amends.
32:17Come on, sweetheart.
32:18Pick up.
32:19Why does her voice sound so familiar?
32:23Wait, is that my husband's mom?
32:28Come out now.
32:46My daughter-in-law!
32:53Oh, voicemail.
32:55Where did that ring even come from?
32:59That wasn't my phone.
33:01You nearly got me killed.
33:06It was mine.
33:08Spam.
33:10I could have sworn I dialed my daughter-in-law.
33:13Okay, I'm done talking about this, Mom.
33:15I'm not staying married to someone I don't even know.
33:18She is a good girl.
33:19Oh, really?
33:20Because when I went to her house, she was coming out with some old guy.
33:22And he paid her.
33:24Oh, my.
33:25That's wild.
33:26I refuse to believe you.
33:28You're the one who was running around with your assistant.
33:30And now you're trying to accuse your wife of something.
33:33If there's anyone to blame, it's you.
33:35If you weren't so picky, I would have a grandchild by now.
33:38Okay, Mom.
33:39That's...
33:39Enough.
33:40You two just need to meet again.
33:42But properly, this time last night was too rushed.
33:45I swear, she is your type.
33:48My type.
33:58Okay, fine.
33:59I will see her again.
34:00But if I don't like her, you have to agree to this divorce.
34:04Deal.
34:06Good.
34:08Let's go.
34:10Go.
34:16Okay, I'm sorry.
34:17Come on.
34:17Come on now.
34:18She's gone.
34:23Are you okay?
34:28Sounds like you're getting a divorce soon.
34:31Congrats.
34:31Yeah.
34:33Yeah.
34:34And when are you divorcing that jerk?
34:36Oh, should be any day now.
34:39Well, let me know if you need any help or anything like that.
34:42Thanks.
34:43Yeah.
34:44We're...
34:44We're divorce buddies now.
34:47Well, I mean, when you do get divorced.
34:50So do it quickly.
34:52I don't know why I did that.
34:53You got it, boss.
35:02Yes.
35:04Yes.
35:05Yes.
35:09Yes.
35:10Yes.
35:10Yes.
35:11Yes.
35:12Yes.
35:16I love, I'd love to formally introduce you to my son.
35:20Let's meet this Sunday at Roman's.
35:23Guess I have to face this divorce thing anyway.
35:31Hello?
35:35What?
35:41Doctor, what's happening to her?
35:44Her condition is deteriorating rapidly.
35:47I'm sorry.
35:49There's nothing more we can do.
35:51No.
35:52No, please.
35:53Please, there has to be something.
35:55Anything.
35:57What is going on?
35:58Please, if there's anything that I can do, I'll do it.
36:01I'll do it.
36:01If you can get Dr. Dion to perform the surgery, she might still have a chance.
36:08Dr. Dion.
36:10Dion.
36:12I know him.
36:13Don't worry, Isla.
36:15Dion is a friend of my son's.
36:16I will get him on the phone right now.
36:19Thank you, Maggie.
36:20I never imagined the people helping me would be my husband's family.
36:27I'm Mr. Blanchelt.
36:29I'm going to need to take a day off.
36:31What's going on?
36:32It's my mom.
36:34She's really sick.
36:36And I need to find Dr. Dion or else.
36:39Or else she...
36:40Okay, okay.
36:41Do not worry.
36:42I'm going to solve this, okay?
36:43Your mom's going to be fine.
36:45Okay.
36:45Okay.
36:51Dion, hey, I need you today, emergency surgery, all right?
36:56Okay, bye.
36:58He'll help.
36:59Don't worry.
37:00Your mother is going to be just fine.
37:05Yeah.
37:06Oh, listen, son.
37:08I am in the hospital with your wife's mother.
37:10She's in the ICU and she needs surgery today.
37:13Can you connect us to Dr. Dion?
37:15Dr. Dion's not available today, okay?
37:17He has a much more important surgery to do.
37:19What could be more important than your wife's mother?
37:22Mom, he's not available.
37:26Look, I know we've never properly met, but please help my mom.
37:29I will do anything.
37:30Please, for the sake of our marriage.
37:35God, I actually thought that bastard would help my mom.
37:41How could he be so heartless?
37:44Why does he hate me so much?
37:45He'd really actually rather let my mom die.
37:48This is not who he used to be.
37:51Oh, sweetie.
37:53I am going to find that little jerk myself, I swear, and I will make him get us connected
37:58to Dr. Dion.
38:05Your mother's already experiencing severe internal bleeding.
38:08The situation's critical.
38:10Please don't give up on her.
38:12Please, you can take all of my blood if you have to.
38:15Please save her.
38:17We're doing everything we can, but we need Dr. Dion to perform the surgery.
38:22Okay, I just need a little bit more time.
38:23I will get a hold of him, I promise.
38:28Looking for Dion?
38:33He's already here.
38:36This is Dr. Dion.
38:40He's my closest friend, okay?
38:42He's going to be operating on your mom.
38:44We've got a full team with us.
38:46Don't worry.
38:47We'll take good care of her.
38:48Doctor?
38:51Doctor?
38:51Doctor?
38:51Doctor?
38:52Doctor?
38:53Doctor?
38:54Doctor?
38:54Everything's going to be fine.
38:55Doctor?
38:56Doctor?
38:56I don't even know what to say.
39:00No more crying, okay?
39:02I don't want you looking like a raccoon.
39:04Get some rest, alright?
39:06Take it from here.
39:09In my darkest moment, my husband abandoned me.
39:12But you were the one that showed up.
39:14Luca, I wish you were my husband instead.
39:20I wish you were my husband instead.
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